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00:00This week's Hokutate Battle!
00:06Tonight, we have a new show,
00:08where we take a look at some of the most common situations in love,
00:12and we have a guest comedian who has a lot of experience in love,
00:16Nishimura Konpon.
00:19I'm gonna call you Amane.
00:23I'm gonna call you Amane.
00:26Seriously, please!
00:29What?
00:31Kiss?
00:32You two seem to have a lot of confidence in the battle between men and women.
00:36That's because I was able to do a 7-legged pose.
00:40I won the R-1 championship, and I was able to do a 7-legged pose in 2 months.
00:44It's only me, right?
00:46And you kissed a lot on TV.
00:48I kissed a lot.
00:49The first time I kissed on TV was...
00:53Wait a minute.
00:54I can't believe I'm on this show today.
00:58You guys all have the same character.
01:00No, we don't.
01:01Here is the guest comedian for the battle between men and women.
01:05Come on in!
01:10He has 660,000 followers on TikTok.
01:13He is an actress who has a lot of experience in love.
01:16This is Amane Ito.
01:19By the way, what do you think about these four?
01:22Who do you like?
01:23I like Natalya.
01:25Why?
01:26No way.
01:27Why?
01:28No way.
01:29What's the matter?
01:30No way.
01:31What's the matter?
01:32You know, I think it's a good idea to choose Natalya at a time like this.
01:35You want to be thought as a good person.
01:38I'm not good at all.
01:40I don't want to be thought as a good person.
01:42I'm just trying to be popular with Kuronadaru.
01:44Wait a minute.
01:45Then why did you choose me?
01:47What's the matter?
01:48You really look good, Kuro-chan.
01:49What's the matter?
01:50Here is the first topic of the day.
01:53A man who doesn't want to go home by the last train vs. A woman who definitely wants to go home by the last train.
02:00That's it.
02:02Nadal will challenge this situation.
02:05Can he bring back a woman who definitely wants to go home by the last train?
02:12It's really fun.
02:14This is the third time I've been drinking.
02:17It's the first time I've had so much fun.
02:19Really?
02:20I'm glad. Thank you.
02:21I'm glad.
02:23It's almost the last train.
02:25I've decided today.
02:27I don't want to go home by the last train.
02:29But I have to go to work early tomorrow.
02:31I know.
02:32But why don't you go home without going to bed?
02:34It's going to be a big deal.
02:35But I have an important present tomorrow.
02:37That's it.
02:38I think it's important every time in life.
02:41No matter what the situation is.
02:43I think it's very important.
02:45I think it's better to fix it.
02:47You're preaching.
02:49I want to be with you.
02:51I want to be with you.
02:53I want to be with you.
02:55I'm sure I'll be with you.
02:56I've decided.
02:57I don't want to go home by the last train.
02:59It's noisy.
03:00Work is important to me.
03:02I'll call you Amane.
03:05She hates me.
03:10She hates me when I call her.
03:13What's that?
03:14I know.
03:15What are you looking at?
03:16I know.
03:18I told you today.
03:19I told you on LINE that I don't want to think about the last train.
03:22What was that?
03:23But I texted you that I have work tomorrow.
03:27Is that true?
03:29Look at this.
03:30It's true.
03:32Here's your bill, sir.
03:33Here's your bill.
03:34Here's your check, sir.
03:35But I'll be with you forever.
03:36It's closed.
03:37Amane, wait a minute.
03:38Sir, it's closed.
03:39Amane, Amane, Amane, Amane.
03:40Did you have time like Ikari Gendo on the way?
03:44Where were you looking at?
03:47Now, let's have 10 female judges.
03:51It's going to be very difficult.
03:54Is this project okay?
03:56Who won?
03:58Please raise your hand.
03:59Who won?
04:00Please raise your hand.
04:01Who won?
04:02Who won?
04:03Who won?
04:04Who won?
04:05Who won?
04:06Who won?
04:07Who won?
04:08Who won?
04:09Who won?
04:10Who won?
04:11Who won?
04:12Who won?
04:13Who won?
04:14Who won?
04:16It's a tie.
04:17So, it's 10 to 0.
04:19Really?
04:20The winner is the girl who wants to go home by the last train.
04:26What was wrong?
04:27You were so close.
04:30I see.
04:33I thought so.
04:34If I give her a chance to talk, she'll get more and more rhythm.
04:38I can't give her a chance.
04:39I didn't think about Ito-chan.
04:41This is a restaurant.
04:43There are other customers.
04:46But, I felt sorry for her.
04:50The next challenger is Mr. Keio.
04:56The girl who wants to go home by the last train.
04:59VS. The girl who wants to go home by the last train.
05:02Start.
05:04This restaurant was good, wasn't it?
05:06Yes.
05:07It was delicious.
05:08You said it was delicious, didn't you?
05:10Yes.
05:11It's almost the last train.
05:16I still want to drink more.
05:21But, I have to go to work early tomorrow.
05:23Really?
05:26Don't you want to drink a little more?
05:31I'm happy, but I have to go to work early tomorrow.
05:37What time do you get up early?
05:39I get up at 5 o'clock.
05:41I get up at 4 o'clock.
05:44You're a bad guy.
05:46My dog is waiting for me at home.
05:48Do you have a watch?
05:50No.
05:51I see.
05:52What?
05:53Do you have a dog?
05:55Yes.
05:56What is your dog?
05:58It's a toy poodle.
05:59It's cute, isn't it?
06:00It's cute.
06:01It's almost the last train.
06:03I see.
06:05Well...
06:07I can't watch this program.
06:09There is a delicious kimbap restaurant near here.
06:11Kimbap?
06:12Yes.
06:13But I'm full.
06:14Yes.
06:15I see.
06:16He's a bad guy.
06:17He's not popular.
06:18Actually, I'm leaving Tokyo tomorrow.
06:22What?
06:26I'm leaving Tokyo tomorrow and I won't be back for a while.
06:30I see.
06:31Yes.
06:32So, I'll be away for a night.
06:34I don't think so.
06:36I think so, too.
06:38But I'm afraid I'll be abandoned.
06:41No way.
06:44But...
06:45What's going on?
06:47Cut it out.
06:50I'm afraid I'll be out of my mind.
06:54I like you.
06:58I can't watch this program anymore.
07:00I see.
07:01Taxi.
07:02Taxi.
07:03Taxi.
07:04Taxi.
07:05Taxi.
07:07Taxi.
07:08Taxi.
07:09How about taking a taxi home?
07:11I don't have money.
07:12I'll pay for you.
07:13No, no.
07:14I have a lot of money.
07:19But it's not good.
07:21It's not bad.
07:22If I leave Tokyo, I'll have money.
07:23You can have as much money as you want.
07:28But...
07:30What do you think of me?
07:38I'm fine.
07:40He's shaking.
07:41He's shaking.
07:42He's shaking.
07:44What the hell is this?
07:46What are you doing?
07:48You look like an actor.
07:50But you didn't do anything.
07:53You said you like me.
07:55Was that bad?
07:57Yes, it was.
07:59I think I've used this kind of excuse.
08:01I think it's okay to say I like you.
08:03She used that kind of excuse a lot.
08:06Why do you know that?
08:08You don't know my private life, do you?
08:10Now, let's move on to the women's judges.
08:14Who won?
08:16Please take off your blindfolds.
08:18What?
08:19It's 10 to 0.
08:22The winner is the woman who wants to go home by the last train.
08:26She's strong.
08:28What was your first impression of Nishimura?
08:31I thought I didn't have to go home because of them.
08:38But I wanted to go home as soon as I heard their words.
08:46Next is the man who doesn't want to turn off the lights during a love affair.
08:50And the woman who definitely wants to turn off the lights.
08:53What does that mean?
08:55I don't want to say it, but I'm not the type of man who wants to turn off the lights.
08:59I'm not the type of man who wants to turn off the lights.
09:02By the way, who do you want to turn off?
09:05Who do I want to turn off?
09:07I don't want to say who I want to turn off.
09:09I want to turn off the beans or the halogen heater.
09:12Halogen heater?
09:13The warm one?
09:16The first challenger is Kuro-chan.
09:19Next is the man who doesn't want to turn off the lights during a love affair.
09:22And the woman who definitely wants to turn off the lights.
09:29Wait a minute.
09:30What is it?
09:31I want to turn off the lights.
09:33Why?
09:34Because I'm embarrassed.
09:36Why?
09:37I'm embarrassed. Let's turn off the lights.
09:39No, no.
09:40I don't think you'll feel embarrassed because you're in a love affair.
09:45But I can turn off the lights, right?
09:48But if I turn on the lights, I don't know where to touch.
09:53But I'm still embarrassed.
09:55Because it's the first time.
09:57That's why I want to do it properly with the lights on.
10:01Because if I do that, I...
10:03I don't like Amane-chan's acting.
10:05You didn't have to be so surprised.
10:07I have a great back.
10:09To be honest, I don't want to be seen.
10:11But I want Amane to see everything and see what I don't like.
10:16That's why I want Amane to touch my back.
10:20I want Amane to like it even if I don't like it.
10:23I want Amane to see it.
10:24That's why I want to be in a bright state and have an affair with Amane.
10:29But I like it, too.
10:32So I want to be seen in a cute underwear.
10:35It's different today.
10:36Today is a little...
10:39It's different.
10:41It's different.
10:42It's different.
10:43If it's different, does that mean I'm not your favorite?
10:47No, that's not what I mean.
10:49It's not cute.
10:50It's a cute underwear, but there's a cuter underwear.
10:54That's an excuse.
10:56Amane.
10:58Amane's underwear is all nice underwear.
11:02You don't have to think like that.
11:04But my breasts are small.
11:08No, no, no, no.
11:09No, no, no, no.
11:11Don't think all men like big breasts.
11:15I like Amane.
11:17If it's Amane's boobs, I like anything.
11:20This might be good.
11:22I want to taste all of Amane.
11:25That's why I want you to taste it.
11:27I want to taste it.
11:30But it's still embarrassing.
11:32Maybe it's more exciting to erase it.
11:34If I erase it, I'll make a mistake.
11:38I'll make a mistake on the edge of the bed.
11:43I might stick it in the gap.
11:46What are you talking about?
11:48What are you talking about?
11:50You're the worst.
11:52At the end...
11:53At the end, it wasn't good to stick it in the gap of the bed.
11:56That's the only thing that was outstanding.
11:59Please judge it as a whole.
12:01Until then, you said something very straightforward.
12:03It was more straightforward than I thought.
12:05There was a part that I thought it was true.
12:08I was most worried about how to change it.
12:10Kuro-chan, as expected.
12:12You're smart, Kuro-chan.
12:14Let's move on to the female judges.
12:17Please raise your knees.
12:27I think this is right.
12:29How was it?
12:30I was convinced of what I was talking about.
12:34And when I thought about which I didn't like, the back throw in the dark or the back throw in the light,
12:40I didn't like the back throw in the dark.
12:44No. 8 thought a lot about it.
12:46That's great.
12:47Can I ask the person who didn't like it today?
12:50I didn't think about it at all.
12:54You didn't think about it?
12:56If you tell me what you thought about it, I'll change it.
13:00By the way, you said the answer you thought about it.
13:02I didn't think about it at all.
13:05I want Shinichi to say this.
13:08Shinichi-san, as expected.
13:10Seriously, look at this.
13:12You're so excited.
13:17Please enjoy the real Shinichi.
13:22I'm so nervous.
13:26Before that,
13:28This is an agreement.
13:31Please sign this.
13:33It's a bad time.
13:35I'm not married.
13:37I'm a shop assistant.
13:40I'm a fortune teller.
13:43I'm a talent.
13:45I'm sorry.
13:46It's a bad feeling.
13:52Wait a minute.
13:54I want to turn off the lights.
13:55Wait a minute.
13:58Wait!
13:59Wait a minute.
14:00I'm sorry.
14:02I'm really okay.
14:04I want to turn off the lights.
14:05Wait a minute.
14:07Wait a minute.
14:09I'll turn off the lights in the middle.
14:11No, no, no.
14:12I'll turn it off in the middle.
14:13I'll turn it off in the middle.
14:14I'll turn it off in the middle.
14:16I'll turn it off when it starts.
14:18I'm embarrassed.
14:20Please.
14:21Why are you so nervous?
14:23Please.
14:24Wait a minute.
14:26You always do that.
14:29Who?
14:31It's you, isn't it?
14:33It's you, isn't it?
14:35Please.
14:37It's a joke.
14:38It's not a joke.
14:39It's not a joke.
14:43What's with the pillow?
14:45I'm a little fat.
14:47You're not fat.
14:48I'm a little fat.
14:49I'm a little fat.
14:50It's kind of...
14:54It's very real.
14:55Please.
14:56Really.
14:59I'll turn it off.
15:01Why?
15:02Should I turn off the lights or not?
15:04I wanted to know if I should do it or not.
15:08I'm sorry.
15:09I want to know if I should do it or not.
15:10Are you listening?
15:11I'm sorry, but this looks like turning off the light.
15:15No, no.
15:16No, no.
15:17I turned off the lights.
15:19Stop it!
15:21Stop it!
15:22It's a monster!
15:24What are you doing?
15:27Huh? What are you doing?
15:28He's making a face like he's in a prank.
15:30This is not a prank.
15:31What is this?
15:32What kind of show is this?
15:34It's Corona.
15:35What kind of show is this?
15:37You are in there!
15:38This is my line.
15:40These guys aren't going to charge, right?
15:42That's right.
15:43That's right.
15:44That's true.
15:45Please judge.
15:48That's true.
15:49I didn't have to ask.
15:51I'm sorry for showing you something weird.
15:53Wait a minute.
15:54I'm not going to turn off the lights just because I'm going to do it.
15:57I'm not going to do that.
16:00What are you going to do?
16:02That's not true.
16:03That's not true.
16:04That's weird.
16:13Wait a minute.
16:14I'm not going to turn off the lights just because I'm going to do it.
16:18I'm not going to do that.
16:21What are you going to do?
16:23That's not true.
16:24That's weird.
16:26That's not true.
16:27I'm not going to do that.
16:29That's weird.
16:46I can't understand how they can date.
16:48I'm sorry.
16:49I'm sorry.
16:50I'm sorry.
16:51I'm sorry.
16:52I'm sorry.
16:53I'm sorry.
16:54I'm sorry for making you feel that way.
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