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00:00Alright, let's go.
00:02Badass.
00:04Alright.
00:06What do you think?
00:08Badass.
00:10Yeah.
00:12Next.
00:14Next.
00:16Next.
00:18Next.
00:20Next.
00:22Next.
00:24Next.
00:26Alright.
00:28Yes, I did.
00:30It was broken in the middle of the year.
00:34I see.
00:35You had to get a new one, right?
00:38Yes, I did.
00:39That's amazing.
00:41I did it for decades.
00:43It was broken in the middle of the year.
00:46I had to clean it,
00:48check if there were any cavities,
00:50and fill it up.
00:51I was told that I would do it in 4 or 5 days.
00:54I cleaned it,
00:56and I was told to get a new one.
00:58I had to fill it up.
01:00I was the only one who had a broken car.
01:04I was the only one.
01:06When I was filled up,
01:09I felt like my face was like this.
01:12I see.
01:14I was looking forward to it.
01:17I ran home.
01:19I looked in the mirror, and it was normal.
01:22I hadn't felt this lonely in a long time.
01:24I hadn't felt this lonely in a long time.
01:26I was always like this.
01:28I was always anesthetized.
01:30You were anesthetized.
01:32Who was anesthetized?
01:34I didn't transform like this.
01:37Did you feel it?
01:38I felt it.
01:39Did you understand?
01:40Yes, I did.
01:41That's amazing.
01:42I heard that anesthesia is scary.
01:45That's right.
01:46It's dangerous.
01:47That's right.
01:48Your body is in good shape, right?
01:50I'm fine now.
01:52Now that the rectal examination is over,
01:55the doctor says,
02:00I'm still working.
02:01The other day,
02:03I was on the Shinkansen.
02:06There was a big flash of light on the Dock Tai Alley.
02:13I heard the shouting of Dr. Yellow.
02:15I heard the shouting of Dr. Yellow.
02:18But we're all like,
02:19I guess you mean, the people who know are already aware of it?
02:22They're already waiting.
02:23No, no.
02:24It just so happens,
02:25It just so happens that
02:26this is the one that's trending.
02:27The famous Doc Dino is about to be gone.
02:29He's about to leave?
02:30He's about to leave.
02:31What?
02:32And because he's gone,
02:33there are a lot of people.
02:34Everyone is like,
02:36Wow!
02:37And because of that wow,
02:39the people who are watching Doc Dino,
02:42well, I don't know why,
02:44the president who's coming out of the last coma.
02:47I was so pissed off.
02:51It's your fault.
02:53It's your fault, isn't it?
02:54It's your fault.
02:56I know that I'm not the main character.
03:00And right after that,
03:02I got a normal Shinkansen.
03:04I couldn't film anything.
03:07I couldn't see anything.
03:09And the president was like,
03:10Liar!
03:12I was so pissed off.
03:15It's natural, isn't it?
03:17I was so pissed off.
03:19I couldn't film anything.
03:21I couldn't see anything.
03:23I'm going to call Shinkansen
03:25Crank White.
03:28Well, it's not going to be fixed.
03:32Who are you talking about?
03:34Who are you talking about?
03:36I'm talking about trains and pantographs.
03:39You're a doctor for Shinkansen, aren't you?
03:43I'm a doctor for Shinkansen.
03:44You're a doctor for Shinkansen, aren't you?
03:47I'm not denying that.
03:50I'm not denying that.
03:54Why are you so angry?
03:58We have a special guest today.
04:01Who is it?
04:06He's in the audience. Please find him.
04:09Everyone, please check the person next to you.
04:14He's got a lot of dots.
04:18Really?
04:19Really?
04:20What are you looking for?
04:25Really?
04:26Really?
04:29Really?
04:31Today's guest is the master of youth.
04:34Thank you very much.
04:40I'm going to ask you to appear on a program you're doing.
04:45Yes, I will.
04:46It's a netaparade.
04:49I'm going to film you all the time.
04:53I'll tell you that I'm busy and I haven't seen the drama yet.
04:59I'll tell you that I'm busy and I haven't seen the drama yet.
05:01You didn't say anything about it the other day.
05:04I was very upset about my lie the other day.
05:07Oh, that's what I'm gonna call it.
05:09I've practiced eye contact with Juniors at this distance once.
05:14Oh, because you're a fan of Niketsu?
05:16Yes, it was already decided when I met him the other day.
05:18Oh, I see. You had a conversation.
05:19No, but I let him speak first.
05:21Oh, I'm sorry.
05:22Before that, Juniors said,
05:23Masuda-kun is a fan of Niketsu and he's watching.
05:27In the text below, it said,
05:28News Masuda too.
05:29News Masuda's story.
05:31When it came out,
05:32I was like, oh, now that you mention it,
05:34it's a different story.
05:37What?
05:38What?
05:39I was so excited about my favorite show.
05:42I was like, oh, now that you mention it, it's a different story.
05:44Then it was probably 1 or 2 seconds of my story.
05:48Oh, by the way, Juniors,
05:49what happened?
05:50Is it a different story?
05:51Oh, this kid is watching too.
05:52It's a different story.
05:53Suddenly, it's my story.
05:55It ended in 1 or 2 seconds.
05:56Even though it's your favorite show.
05:57My favorite show.
05:58I started to hate Mr. Koba a little bit.
06:02Wait a minute.
06:03That's...
06:04I thought it was a permanent recording.
06:06I thought it was a permanent recording.
06:07I thought it was a permanent recording.
06:08I thought it was a permanent recording.
06:09I don't think you noticed,
06:12but I love news.
06:17You don't know this information, do you?
06:18Yes.
06:19I haven't told anyone.
06:21That's strange.
06:22You have to tell me.
06:23I don't know that.
06:24I'm looking forward to it.
06:25Because you don't know, do you?
06:26What?
06:27A month ago,
06:29YouTube was banned.
06:30Oh.
06:31PV.
06:32Yes.
06:33I watch Chanka Pana every day.
06:37Wow.
06:39I'm glad.
06:40Yes.
06:41Really?
06:42Moreover,
06:43In the past,
06:44In a certain song,
06:45This is a different song.
06:46It's like the back side of the live show.
06:48Yes.
06:49I watched it twice.
06:50I watched it twice.
06:51What?
06:52I'm secretly practicing, too.
06:54Chanka Pana.
06:55Chanka Pana.
06:56I played Chanka Pana.
06:57I played Chanka Pana.
06:58I played Chanka Pana.
06:59At the live show.
07:00At the live show.
07:01At the live show.
07:02At the live show.
07:03At the live show.
07:04At the live show.
07:05I'm practicing.
07:06What?
07:07What?
07:09I'm not good at English.
07:11I don't know the song.
07:12Do you know Chanka Pana?
07:13Chanka Pana.
07:14That song?
07:15Yes.
07:16I don't know Chanka Pana.
07:17I don't know.
07:20It's a song that's famous in the news.
07:23Oh, really?
07:24Yes.
07:25I've been singing it.
07:27I haven't noticed.
07:28Chanka Pana.
07:29What does Chanka Pana mean?
07:30I don't know what it means.
07:31I don't know what it means.
07:32It's an abbreviation of Capana-chan.
07:36Capana-chan?
07:37Capana is the name of a person who is very popular overseas.
07:41Is it a Latin name?
07:42It's like Chankoba.
07:44Like Chankoba?
07:46Kobachan?
07:47Kobachan is...
07:48Chankoba.
07:49Chankoba.
07:50That's what it means.
07:51Chanka Pana.
07:52Chanka Pana.
07:53And at the end...
07:56I'm in charge of the mask now.
07:59Chanka Pana.
08:02I'm going to make it longer.
08:03It wasn't originally me.
08:05There were a lot of parts that weren't originally my singing.
08:07There were a lot.
08:10It's like a space shuttle now.
08:12It's getting cut off.
08:16The last part.
08:17The last part.
08:18Yes, the last part.
08:21You're in charge of it now.
08:22I'm in charge of it.
08:23Chanka Pana.
08:24Is it okay to perform the last Chanka Pana on a show like this?
08:30I'm really nervous.
08:31I'm practicing, too.
08:34Show us your amazing face first.
08:36Show us first.
08:37Show us first.
08:40Chanka Pana.
08:49Amazing.
08:52Amazing.
08:56Wait a minute.
08:57Wait a minute.
09:00I'm practicing with you.
09:02You're a real musician.
09:05That's right.
09:07You're really good at singing.
09:10That was amazing.
09:11It was amazing.
09:12The crows must have fallen.
09:15In Shibuya.
09:16There are a lot of them.
09:19You're an average adult man.
09:22That's right.
09:24You're practicing.
09:25That's right.
09:27You're an average adult man.
09:28Chanka Pana.
09:29Chanka Pana.
09:30You're not practicing.
09:31That's right.
09:33I'm practicing for the show.
09:36Chanka Pana.
09:43Your voice was like this, right?
09:45It was like this.
09:46It was like this.
09:47But it was the same as Kato's voice.
09:51You have a good voice.
09:52The audience laughed at that.
09:55At the end, Kato did it.
09:58I imagined it.
09:59The level is different.
10:00I'm practicing.
10:01That was amazing.
10:03The TV was transmitted.
10:04It was amazing.
10:05The audience was amazing.
10:06The live performance was amazing.
10:07It was amazing.
10:08The best of the best yankees had a fight with a yakuza.
10:15I'm practicing.
10:18Chanka Pana.
10:19Chanka Pana.
10:26You're practicing.
10:30You're practicing.
10:32The key was right, right?
10:36It's going up from the second chorus.
10:38I'm happy.
10:40You're a news fan.
10:41I'm happy.
10:42Two out of three people know you.
10:45Koyama Kato.
10:46Yes, Koyama Kato.
10:47But you don't like me.
10:50I don't have a chance.
10:51I don't have a chance.
10:53Why?
10:54Is it a program?
10:55When I got a job at a program, I talked to the front desk.
10:58Kato and I did a drama together.
11:00I went to drink at that time.
11:02I couldn't go to drink at that time.
11:05Koyama and I were talking in the front desk.
11:08I said, let's go.
11:09I exchanged it.
11:10I don't have a chance.
11:12I love the front desk.
11:14I love the front desk.
11:16My birthday is the same, right?
11:18Yes.
11:19July 4th.
11:22It's fate.
11:23It's fate.
11:25There are three people left now.
11:27Kato wrote a novel.
11:32Kato is amazing.
11:33I recorded it once.
11:37I recorded what I concentrated on there.
11:41It's hard even for an entertainer.
11:43I did it with Kato.
11:45I made a lot of things.
11:48I'm good at making stories.
11:52Kato is a caster.
11:54I'm a host.
11:55It's a variety show.
11:56Do you decide the variety show?
12:01Actually, I was going to be in the middle of the idol.
12:04But I had to do everything as a group.
12:10I couldn't do it well.
12:11I was going to be the MC.
12:13I was going to be the MC for everyone.
12:15I was going to do things that everyone could do.
12:18I wasn't able to do it, but I had to do my best.
12:21There are many things.
12:24I was in a good mood to be on a variety show.
12:31I don't have that anymore.
12:33I'm going to have to be on my YouTube channel.
12:37Oh, I didn't think of that until a while ago.
12:40Yeah, we didn't really appear on the internet.
12:43Yeah, that's why it's nice to be able to see you in various places.
12:47When I told the producer of this show that I really like you,
12:54he was like, oh, okay.
12:56It was kind of weird, but it was a normal offer.
12:59I was like, this is what's going to happen.
13:01I don't think it's a good idea to appear on a show that you love so much.
13:06I know what you're trying to say.
13:09I couldn't sleep much last night.
13:11I don't even want to meet people I love.
13:14I should have woken up at 12 o'clock, but I've been up since 7 o'clock in the morning.
13:17That's early.
13:18I'm not a fan of that kind of person.
13:20I'm nervous and excited.
13:25What do you usually do?
13:29Yeah, that's true.
13:30I'm a little curious.
13:32I really go out to eat and drink.
13:36I decide my life rhythm just by the time I go out to eat and drink.
13:40But you don't choose a place to eat, do you?
13:46That's right.
13:47You don't go to a place you can go to.
13:49But I don't have to go to a private room.
13:51Oh, that's right.
13:53By the way, I don't think you remember,
13:56but I do it once before I meet you at work.
13:59What?
14:00In private?
14:01Yes, in private.
14:02When we meet, we say hello to each other.
14:06At work?
14:07Yes.
14:08In Ginza.
14:12Oh.
14:14There was a person who was bowing to a store clerk.
14:19It was Masse.
14:21I've never met him before.
14:25But I thought I'd say hello to him.
14:28It was a strange feeling.
14:29I said hello to him.
14:32We usually say hello to each other.
14:34I said hello to him.
14:35Masse also said hello to me.
14:38But you're the type to be polite to the store clerk.
14:41I was polite to the store clerk.
14:43That's right. I only buy clothes.
14:45Oh, really?
14:46I buy too many clothes, and my house is full of things.
14:50But on my day off, I only buy clothes, eat, and drink.
14:54I've never drunk, but the bar and the store are the same, right?
14:58Yes, it's the same.
14:59It's the same place, right?
15:00The store you go to?
15:01Yes, the store I go to.
15:02We don't meet.
15:03We don't meet.
15:04No.
15:05You appear in a lot of Masse's shows, right?
15:08Yes.
15:09Don't you talk in the front room?
15:10No, I don't talk.
15:13But I talk, right?
15:15Yes.
15:16Juniors often say,
15:19Hey, who did you bring?
15:20Who did you bring?
15:21I heard that you ate with a rare member.
15:23So on the day I go in there,
15:25should I say it myself?
15:27No, you'd better come.
15:30Anytime.
15:31Anytime.
15:32Chanka partner!
15:35That's not what I meant.
15:36That's not what I meant.
15:38I was surprised.
15:39There's no one who doesn't know Chanka partner.
15:43That means you don't know anything about the news.
15:45I don't know anything.
15:46Do you know how many people were there originally?
15:48This is amazing.
15:50There were quite a few.
15:53You can add 2 to what you think now.
15:57Really?
15:58Yes.
15:597?
16:029.
16:05That's why it's plus 2.
16:08That's why it's plus 2.
16:10No, it's 5.
16:12But if the hit song came out, it was about 5 people.
16:16I have a strong impression that there were 6 people.
16:19Yamashita and Nishikido were there.
16:22I was there first.
16:23Really?
16:26I didn't know that.
16:27Yamashita and Nishikido were there.
16:28I was there.
16:29The news is amazing.
16:31Amazing.
16:34Really?
16:35Yes.
16:36Wow.
16:37There were 9 people.
16:38Now there are 3 people, so 6 people are gone.
16:41It's probably the best in the past.
16:46It's probably the best in the past.
16:49There are more things to do.
16:51There are more things to do.
16:54It's amazing.
16:56But it's easier to decide the content of the live.
17:00It's easier to decide.
17:01There's less trouble.
17:02There's less trouble, and there's no moving car.
17:05It's like this.
17:08It's like this.
17:09It's like this.
17:10It's like this.
17:11It's like this.
17:12It's like this.
17:13It's like this.
17:14It's like this.
17:15You were able to do it originally.
17:16You were able to do it originally.
17:17You sweat a lot.
17:18You don't have time to take a break.
17:21I had a lot of break in the solo songs of the members.
17:25But now there are only 2 songs.
17:29So it's harder than before.
17:32It's not that painful.
17:349 people.
17:359 people.
17:36But it won't increase from here.
17:39Do you have the same love for the news as me?
17:44I don't know.
17:45I don't know.
17:46There's one person here.
17:54To be honest, I don't have a lineup.
17:57Changa Burnout.
17:58Changa Burnout.
17:59A, B, O.
18:00A, B, O.
18:01A, B, O.
18:02Weak.
18:03Weak.
18:04I'll increase it.
18:05It's like this now.
18:07Can you sing if you release the lyrics?
18:09Yes.
18:11New members...
18:13Older than us.
18:15Older than us.
18:18Older than us.
18:19The members are getting closer to old people.
18:23It's like a pyramid.
18:25It's like a pyramid.
18:26It's like a pyramid.
18:27How old are you now?
18:29I'm 38 years old.
18:30I'm 38 years old.
18:31Overwhelmingly, there are more junior groups.
18:33Now.
18:34There are a lot of juniors who were born when I joined the agency.
18:39That's right.
18:40That's right.
18:41It's early to join.
18:45Is there any group that has decreased and increased in the past?
18:49Timeless is trying to increase it from now on.
18:52The original sexy group.
18:53Wait a minute.
18:57I didn't know.
18:59After the practice.
19:02Timeless.
19:04I didn't know.
19:07I didn't know at all.
19:09There is a junior group that is trying to increase the number of members.
19:12Don't you know?
19:13Timeless.
19:14Timeless, right?
19:15Timeless.
19:16Timeless.
19:17But I think that number is good.
19:20How many people?
19:22There are a lot of Timeless.
19:23There are a lot.
19:24In addition, there are 8 people.
19:26I think that's good.
19:298 people.
19:31Now.
19:32Now.
19:34But.
19:36Did it decrease?
19:37It decreased.
19:38Did it decrease?
19:39There are a lot.
19:40There are a lot.
19:42Asako also decreased.
19:44Timeless also.
19:46Where else did it decrease?
19:47What?
19:49What do you mean?
19:53Kinpuri also decreased.
19:55Kinpuri decreased.
19:59There were a lot of Kinpuri.
20:00There were about 7 Kinpuri.
20:01Who are you talking about?
20:03Me?
20:05No.
20:06At first, there were 6 people.
20:07At first, there were 6 people.
20:08Then it became 5.
20:09It's included.
20:10It's included.
20:11I like it.
20:12But there are a lot of groups that met, but we are the best.
20:17I won't lose.
20:18I won't lose.
20:22After all, what is it?
20:23To be honest.
20:25It's hard.
20:27It's time.
20:29When I left.
20:30When you left.
20:32When I left, I was talking about leaving.
20:35It was hard.
20:36I don't understand that feeling.
20:38It's called withdrawal.
20:40I think it's close to disbanding.
20:44Twice in Koba.
20:45Twice.
20:47It's different from that.
20:50If the two of us were to disband, it might be harder than me.
20:57But I knew it when the phone rang.
21:00I knew it was him.
21:01I knew it was him.
21:03I knew it was him.
21:05I knew it was him.
21:06I knew it was him.
21:08When I was a member, I cried all day.
21:16That was when I first started.
21:18When I was the last member to leave, I didn't cry at all.
21:23Stop it.
21:24Stop it.
21:26He was crying as usual.
21:28I saw it.
21:30I saw it.
21:31I saw it.
21:32I saw it.
21:33I saw it.
21:34I'm still a fan!
21:39You know...
21:43You know what I'm saying?
21:46You know what I'm saying?
21:52Amazing!
21:53Amazing!
21:55Amazing!
21:59Wait a minute.
22:00Are you a musician?
22:04you