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00:01Monday night, Daigo is in charge.
00:05Blue team, what is the title of the short content that the three of you will challenge?
00:11Reenactment VTR.
00:13The meeting with the master was the start of a fart in the elevator.
00:1830 seconds until the end.
00:20Reenactment VTR, how do you do it?
00:22How do you do it?
00:23The three of us go in and the wife does it.
00:26At first, I didn't say that.
00:29Two people stand up and the person behind them makes a fart.
00:32I've never heard of a fart.
00:33A fart.
00:34Daigo came up with a short content.
00:37The time limit is 30 seconds.
00:39Let's start with the two of us.
00:43Go ahead.
00:45Can you do it?
00:46It's better to be cool.
00:48Oh no.
00:52Reenactment VTR.
00:54The meeting with the master was the start of a fart in the elevator.
01:02It's the elevator.
01:07Push the fourth floor.
01:13The fourth floor guy has been noisy lately.
01:16Cool.
01:18Reenactment VTR, how do you do it?
01:23It's perfect.
01:28The fourth floor guy has been noisy lately.
01:30The fourth floor guy.
01:33What makes me cry is the job of the rabbit.
01:38It hides behind and makes a strange sound.
01:42It made a good sound.
01:43It made a really good sound.
01:44It was a good new role.
01:46I was impressed.
01:47You were impressed?
01:48It's been a while since the Titanic.
01:50Really?
01:53I said, I'm sorry.
01:55Today, Kenji also participates in the content.
01:59The Olympic Grand Prix.
02:05I think it's more luxurious than usual.
02:08Various stages, TV, and commercials are on.
02:12He often appears in a program that has nothing to lose.
02:17I'm worried that he will appear in two Hikorohi commercials.
02:22Are you close with Morita?
02:25We are in the same agency.
02:28When I had no money, I lent him 500,000 yen.
02:33Recently, I returned it to 600,000 yen.
02:36Cool.
02:37You were doing the content alone, right?
02:39That's right.
02:40It's a pin, so it's hard to emphasize.
02:44Let's move on to the red team's challenge.
02:48What will happen?
02:50The red team will challenge with four people.
02:52What is the title of the short content?
02:56It's important, but it's a lot of talk.
02:5930 seconds until the show.
03:01It looks interesting.
03:04The title explains a lot.
03:08He is a doctor.
03:10He is a father.
03:13He is a wife and a child.
03:16He is a doctor.
03:18Casting must be done within 30 seconds.
03:20That's right.
03:21There are four people.
03:2210 seconds left.
03:24He is a button.
03:265 seconds left.
03:28He is dead.
03:29Go.
03:31Go.
03:34It's important, but it's a lot of talk.
03:37He is dead.
03:41He is dead.
03:42He is dead.
03:43He is dead.
03:44He suddenly died.
03:47He is dead.
03:48What does that mean?
03:49Is my father okay?
03:51Honey.
03:53Honey.
03:54He is not dead.
03:56He is a doctor.
04:00He is dead.
04:03He is dead.
04:10Honey.
04:11Doctor.
04:12Yes.
04:13I did my best.
04:16However, as you can see,
04:18at 3.26 p.m.,
04:22he died.
04:26It's important.
04:29That's great.
04:30He did it in 30 seconds.
04:31Does that mean he is dead?
04:33I don't want to be told that he is dead.
04:36It's a little heavy.
04:38I want you to take good care of him.
04:41I was a little worried.
04:43My father was fine at first.
04:46He was fine.
04:47Suddenly.
04:50He said,
04:52He said,
04:53He said,
04:54He said,
04:55He said,
04:56He said,
04:57He said,
04:58He said,
04:59He said,
05:00He said,
05:01He said,
05:02He said,
05:04He said,
05:05He said,
05:07He said,
05:10He was full of confidence.
05:15You are capable of being a trustworthy person.
05:18I
05:48I don't know.
05:51The character for cold-blooded teacher is...
05:53There are two characters.
05:56What?
05:59He wrote it.
06:03The character for cold-blooded teacher is...
06:06...the same as the one with the alphabet Y upside down.
06:12The opposite of Y is...
06:15...rock.
06:16You are just a rock.
06:19So, listen to me.
06:21You are cold-blooded.
06:27How about the ending?
06:28The ending is...
06:33You didn't give the order to twist your body, did you?
06:36No, I didn't.
06:37I burned that part.
06:39My ad-lib is like this.
06:41It's better to lose.
06:42It's more interesting to lose.
06:45Go, Minagawa.
06:47Go, Minagawa style.
06:48At first, he just said, I'll do it.
06:5115 seconds was too long.
06:53You are in the way.
06:56You are in the way.
06:57Give me back 15 seconds.
06:58Next is the red team's challenge.
07:01Let's go.
07:02I want all the entertainers to tell me this.
07:05The title of the short story that the red team will challenge is...
07:11Is there a way to avoid that?
07:13Is there a way?
07:14I want to hear it.
07:15Tell me.
07:1630 seconds until the end.
07:17This is...
07:18This is...
07:19It's hard.
07:20It's hard.
07:21Nishida is a reporter.
07:22I'm a reporter.
07:23If it's here, that guy will do it.
07:26How about the choreography?
07:27Choreography?
07:28Choreography?
07:29Choreography.
07:30Scandal.
07:31There are a lot of women's problems.
07:33It's like something was written on SNS.
07:36What kind of thing?
07:37Nishida.
07:38You don't have to say what you don't need to say.
07:40At the end...
07:44Oh, I see.
07:48Is there a way to avoid that?
07:57Mr. Higashimura.
07:58Yes.
07:59Cool.
08:00We've got some new information about the affair.
08:05It's a short story.
08:06Yes.
08:07It's a short story.
08:08Yes.
08:09I'm not married.
08:10Yes.
08:11Mr. Higashimura.
08:12No, no.
08:13I don't think it's an affair.
08:14Your partner is your husband.
08:16I don't like it.
08:17There is information about the affair.
08:20Which one is it?
08:21Which one?
08:22There are so many.
08:23I don't know at all.
08:25What is it?
08:26Can I say it?
08:27No, no, no.
08:28The other family...
08:29I'll say it.
08:30Daigo Chidori and I are on different sides.
08:34You got me.
08:35You got me.
08:36You got me.
08:37You got me.
08:38You got me.
08:39Don't get me involved in this.
08:41Yes.
08:42But when I came here once and was shown a picture,
08:48I didn't know which one it was.
08:53You guys are so bad.
08:56Now, it's the blue team's turn.
08:58Blue team can't lose.
09:01They are pulling.
09:02The father of a big family.
09:05A big family.
09:06Let's do our best.
09:07Blue team.
09:08What is the title of the short content that the four of them will challenge?
09:13Is it Ken Shimura?
09:1530 seconds until the show starts.
09:17Is it?
09:18Is it?
09:19What should I do?
09:20I feel good when I get it right.
09:23I don't know the title.
09:25What is it?
09:26What is it?
09:27Which Shimura is it?
09:29There are so many characters.
09:30Don't you think so?
09:31Mr. Shimura.
09:32Mr. Shimura.
09:33I know him.
09:34But I don't know who he is.
09:35Magic Shironuri.
09:36Magic Shironuri.
09:43This is a bit...
09:44No one in Japan.
09:45I got it.
09:46I got it.
09:47Maybe it's Ken Shimura.
09:54Excuse me.
09:55Yes?
09:56I received a gift.
09:58A gift?
09:59Yes.
10:00But I don't know who it is.
10:02What is it?
10:03Can I open it?
10:04Yes.
10:06What is it?
10:08Overall?
10:10Bandana?
10:11Bandana?
10:13Chimpanzee?
10:14Chimpanzee?
10:16Mr. Shimura.
10:17Mr. Shimura.
10:21I see.
10:22This is it.
10:23It's similar.
10:24I'm impressed.
10:25Is it a gift from the Shimura Zoo?
10:29From the zoo?
10:30From heaven.
10:31It's that Mr. Shimura.
10:32Yes.
10:33I want to choose that.
10:34We are the controllers.
10:35Yes.
10:36The way he talks is like this.
10:38I thought it was overall.
10:40I would have known if it was a little bent.
10:42But I was like, what is overall?
10:46I was like, what is it?
10:47Next, the red team.
10:49They will dance while doing the controls.
10:51What?
10:52I can't.
10:53I will announce it.
10:54The red team.
10:55The title of the song they will dance to is...
10:58The title is...
11:00Mr.
11:01Mr.
11:02It's a tough word for an ex-lover.
11:04You have 30 seconds to change it.
11:06When the curtain opens, Mr. will appear.
11:09Please shake your butt and dance.
11:12One by one, please come out to the center of the stage and sing.
11:15I'm telling you, it's a control.
11:17I want you to come here realistically.
11:19What should I do?
11:20Is this a realistic one?
11:21Yes.
11:22It's easy to understand.
11:23Wait a minute.
11:24There is also a place to arrange the order.
11:27It's already decided.
11:30It's the most beautiful to run up.
11:35What should I do?
11:38Mr.
11:39It's a tough word for an ex-lover.
11:49Don't you know?
11:51Shake your butt.
11:52Shake your butt.
11:55Did you eat poop?
11:57It's tough.
11:58It's tough.
11:59It's a little tough.
12:03It's strong.
12:05Shake your butt.
12:08The back of my foot smells like rotten beetles.
12:12It's a smell.
12:13It's a smell.
12:14I'll get hurt.
12:15HIKO, you've had a lot of relationships, haven't you?
12:18It's a smell.
12:22The miso soup you made smells like 10 yen coins.
12:26Why does everyone smell?
12:27It's a smell.
12:37I've been sick since I started dating you.
12:42That's the worst.
12:44I can't forget it.
12:45When did you do it?
12:48I just did it.
12:53When you eat gratin, your breathing is disgusting, isn't it?
12:59Because it's hot.
13:01Because it's hot.
13:02That's great.
13:05He's looking at me.
13:07Okay.
13:09It's the best.
13:10It's the best.
13:12I thought I couldn't get over the bag.
13:14Because it's hot.
13:15It's the best.
13:16Because it's hot.
13:17Because it's hot.
13:21It's disgusting.
13:22By the way, Nao, do you have a hard word that your ex-boyfriend said to you?
13:27Did he say that to me?
13:29When we talked about the old days, he said,
13:32Are you an idol?
13:34He said that to me.
13:36He laughed at me.
13:38It's not a group that can be laughed at.
13:40Let's get started.
13:41It's a blue team's challenge.
13:42Let's ask.
13:43Let's ask.
13:44Let's ask.
13:45Let's ask.
13:47What is the title of the short story that the blue team will challenge?
13:52It's the same.
13:53What is the hard word that your ex-boyfriend said to you?
13:55It's the same as the red team.
13:57I'm sorry.
14:04What is the hard word that your ex-boyfriend said to you?
14:14What is the hard word that your ex-boyfriend said to you?
14:19If I had to rate only his face, I'd give him 5 out of 100.
14:26Only his face.
14:27But it's not just his face.
14:30That's right.
14:34What is the hard word that your ex-boyfriend said to you?
14:35I don't know.
14:39I don't know what to say.
14:44I don't know what to say.
14:45I don't know what to say.
14:46It's real.
14:47I don't know what to say.
14:48I feel sorry for him.
14:52Why are you talking with a face like a female representative?
14:56I don't know what to say.
14:57He is a female representative.
15:07When you are sleeping,
15:09please don't make a loud noise.
15:12Please don't make a loud noise.
15:15I'm scared.
15:16I'm scared.
15:17I'm scared.
15:18I'm scared.
15:20I'll do my best.
15:22What is the hard word that your ex-boyfriend said to you?
15:26I realized it after I started dating him.
15:29I can't trust someone who is too bright.
15:33I see.
15:38Nobuko, nice.
15:39Nobuko, nice.
15:42Nobuko, nice.
15:43Some people make me cry.
15:45I almost cried.
15:46I remember it.
15:49She is in a bad mood.
15:50You broke up with your ex-boyfriend, right?
15:52Yes.
15:53I think I got married because I pretended to be worried.
15:59You pretended to be worried.
16:00I see.
16:01It's important to look weak.
16:04I want to be strong.
16:05The red light is on.
16:07I want you to clear this.
16:10Next,
16:11you will dance with the guest, Jessie.
16:15I've been waiting for you.
16:16You've been waiting for me?
16:17Jessie is full of energy.
16:19She is full of energy.
16:20Can I start?
16:21Yes.
16:22The red team.
16:23The guest, Jessie,
16:24will dance with four people.
16:27The title of the dance is
16:30Go-Con Reflection.
16:31I'm sorry for what I did.
16:33That's the title.
16:34Please.
16:35Please.
16:41Panic Grand Prix will be broadcasted on TVer and Hulu.
16:44Please subscribe to it.
16:48Go-Con Reflection.
16:49I'm sorry for what I did.
16:51That's the title.
16:52Please subscribe to it.
16:54Did Jessie do something?
16:56Four people, right?
16:57Four people, right?
16:58Okay.
16:59What will you do?
17:00Please.
17:01Please.
17:02Please.
17:03Please.
17:04Please.
17:05Please.
17:06Please.
17:07Please.
17:08Please.
17:09Please.
17:10Please.
17:11Please.
17:12Please.
17:13Please.
17:14Please.
17:15Please.
17:16What will you do?
17:20Jessie is full of motivation.
17:25Go-Con Reflection.
17:27I'm sorry for what I did.
17:32That was close.
17:36It's your fault.
17:37I'm sorry.
17:38You were too careless.
17:41I misunderstood that I was the real king.
17:47I'm sorry for what I did.
17:48That's not good.
17:49That's not good.
17:50That's not good.
17:52You were pulling girls.
17:54That's not good.
17:55I'm sorry.
17:56I pulled girls, too.
17:57One by one.
17:58We played shogi with girls.
18:01That's right.
18:03That's scary.
18:04That's scary.
18:05I was the only one who laughed.
18:07I thought it was funny.
18:08I'm sorry for what I did.
18:09I asked for 6 servings of fried rice with sauce.
18:15You were hungry.
18:16That's not good.
18:17You were talking a lot.
18:18I was busy eating.
18:21I was in a bad situation.
18:23I was in a bad situation.
18:26That's not good.
18:27That's not good.
18:28That's not good.
18:29You said, I'm sorry.
18:31That's right.
18:32I'm the worst.
18:33That's right.
18:34I brought all the stones.
18:36That's not good.
18:37I'm sorry.
18:38That's not good.
18:39I'm sorry.
18:41That's not good.
18:42That's not good.
18:43That's not good.
18:44That was a good timing.
18:46That's amazing.
18:47That was beautiful.
18:49That's what you did wrong.
18:52That's right.
18:53We did that.
18:54At the end, you said this to Jesse.
18:57That's right.
18:58I brought all the stones.
19:00I'm sorry.
19:01I'm bringing everyone except for Jesse.
19:04I didn't tell him properly.
19:07That's right.
19:08Even so, the girls were still there.
19:16That's right.
19:17They were there for a while.
19:18Because there were stones.
19:19That's right.
19:20Because there were stones.
19:21Because there were stones.
19:22Before Jesse spoke, he wanted to ride it himself.
19:25He said, I'm sorry.
19:29I thought I'd be quiet next to him.
19:32Next time, Stone's Jesse.
19:38Cabbage.
19:41Carpaccio.
19:43The second half will be even more heated.