Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:01Monday night, Daigo is in charge of the showdown.
00:05The red team.
00:07The three of them will be challenging for the title.
00:12Today's Sashimori.
00:14First, let's start from the right.
00:1630 seconds until the opening.
00:18Today's Sashimori.
00:23Let's make everyone a customer.
00:26First, let's make everyone a customer.
00:28Let's make everyone a customer.
00:32Daigo came up with a short story.
00:35The time limit is 30 seconds.
00:37How many times?
00:39The last three.
00:41How many times?
00:43Four times.
00:45Three seconds until the opening.
00:50Today's Sashimori.
00:52First, let's start from the right.
00:55I'm hungry.
00:57You are alone.
00:58Sorry to keep you waiting.
01:00This is today's Sashimori.
01:02I'm glad.
01:03Let me explain from the right.
01:05This is a single-ion battery.
01:09This is a hunting stick.
01:11This is a white cloth.
01:13This is an eraser.
01:15Please take your time.
01:17What is this shop?
01:19I'm sorry.
01:21This is a new employee.
01:24This is a Sashimori.
01:26This is a tuna, amberjack, flounder, and eraser.
01:29The eraser is an eraser.
01:32That's great.
01:35That's great.
01:37That's great.
01:39That's great.
01:41You were very nervous on the first day.
01:43I was clapping.
01:45It's difficult to say that tuna is a single-ion battery.
01:49UCHI-SHO, the handsome boy, is also here.
01:54This is the Panic Grand Prix.
01:59Let's continue.
02:01This is a challenge for the blue team.
02:03Let's do it.
02:05Let's do it.
02:07NISHIMOTO, how are you doing?
02:10I'm a little nervous.
02:12You are a little nervous.
02:14Are you ready?
02:16I'm ready.
02:17How about we split the task into two?
02:21OK, I can make a challenge.
02:23What?
02:24I'll split the task.
02:28That's fine.
02:30The blue team will challenge this.
02:35This is HIMATSUGI HASHUTSUJO.
02:37Let's play with the police officers.
02:41You have 30 seconds.
02:44Who do you pick?
02:46Who? Which three?
02:48At first, I was like, I'm going to do it.
02:50You're going to do it?
02:52I'm going to do it. It's awesome.
02:54And then, the two of them were playing.
02:56And then, they came back behind me.
02:58That's good. That's good.
03:00And then, we played Tenshi.
03:02Yarendo is strong at this kind of thing.
03:04And then, I was like, don't be silly.
03:06I was like, what?
03:08The three of us?
03:10The three of us.
03:12So, I'm going to do it?
03:14I'm going to do it.
03:16This is the police station in Himasugi.
03:18A friendly police officer.
03:20Maki tried to play with the things he dropped.
03:22You're free, aren't you?
03:24You're free, aren't you?
03:26You're free, aren't you?
03:28Don't try to get the gun.
03:30Don't try to get the gun.
03:32You're free, aren't you?
03:34You're free, aren't you?
03:36Your wallet arrived.
03:38Your wallet arrived?
03:40Your wallet arrived?
03:42What?
03:44That's enough.
03:46I'm the angel in you.
03:48That's enough.
03:50I don't need that.
03:52Let's play cat and mouse.
03:54That's enough. Why do you want to play cat and mouse?
03:56I'm the angel, so let's play cat and mouse.
03:58No, you can't.
04:04Let's give it back.
04:06You're not the angel.
04:08You're funny.
04:10You're funny.
04:16That's good.
04:18That's good.
04:20Both are cat and mouse.
04:22What do you think?
04:24I made a mistake at first.
04:26I was the second one.
04:28I was the second one.
04:30I was the second one.
04:32I was the second one.
04:34It was fun.
04:36It was fun.
04:38The red team.
04:40The winner of the one-on-one challenge is...
04:44Hey, the wolf is here.
04:46The wolf is here.
04:4830 seconds until the end.
04:50The wolf is here.
04:52The wolf is here.
04:54Can I go alone?
04:56Who will go?
04:58I'll show you the R1 Grand Prix.
05:00I'll show you the R1 Grand Prix.
05:02I'll show you the R1 Grand Prix.
05:04I'll show you the R1 Grand Prix.
05:06It would be easier to gather opinions.
05:08It would be easier to gather opinions.
05:10Oh, yeah.
05:12Oh, yeah.
05:14Okay.
05:16Okay.
05:22You can do it!
05:24You can do it!
05:26You can do it!
05:30Hey!
05:32The wolf is here!
05:34Such a beauty!
05:35And spring is here!
05:42Amazing!
05:43A home run!
05:44Amazing!
05:46Yes, yes, yes!
05:48You made it!
05:49You're the best!
05:50You're the best!
05:51You did it!
05:52This is amazing!
05:53Kano-san said,
05:54I think I can go.
05:56He said that.
05:57Then think it over.
05:58Yes.
05:59I was surprised.
06:00I thought he was playing me.
06:02That was so funny!
06:05I found out today,
06:06but I thought Kano Eiko-san was a YouTuber.
06:11No way!
06:12I didn't know about you,
06:13but you're the owner of an interesting ramen shop.
06:15No, no, no.
06:16I'm not.
06:17I'm not.
06:18I run a ramen shop in a shrine.
06:20It's going to be popular, so please don't.
06:23I can't lose to Ao.
06:26I can't lose.
06:27I'll go alone.
06:29Alone?
06:30He's scared.
06:32He's scared.
06:34Ao's team,
06:35the title of the one-on-one challenge is...
06:39The real reason why I became a kakugari.
06:4430 seconds until the end.
06:46Wait a minute.
06:47What are you going to do?
06:48What are you going to do?
06:49What are you going to do?
06:50Do your best!
06:51This is real.
06:53There must be a reason.
06:55No, no, no.
06:56No, no, no.
06:57All eyes are black.
06:58No, no, no.
06:59All eyes are black.
07:00All eyes are black.
07:01Do your best, Nishimoto.
07:03Do your best.
07:04Come on, Nishimoto.
07:05Do your best.
07:06Where are you going?
07:07Where are you going?
07:08Oh, no.
07:09I'm being held back.
07:11Oh, no.
07:12Nishimoto is talking a lot.
07:13Nishimoto, you have three seconds left.
07:15It's impossible.
07:16Nishimoto.
07:17Hurry up.
07:18Hurry up, Nishimoto.
07:20The real reason why I became a kakugari.
07:24Hey!
07:25Hey!
07:27He's being held back.
07:28He's being held back.
07:29That's him!
07:30He's the one who held me back!
07:32He's a jerk.
07:34Hey!
07:35What's that?
07:37He's a good-looking guy.
07:39He was burned by Sendou.
07:42He was pierced by Sendou.
07:43Stop it!
07:44Hey!
07:45He's getting closer!
07:46He's getting closer!
07:47Stop it!
07:50I became a kakugari.
07:54I'm still going.
07:55I'm still going.
07:58I'm still going.
07:59Why did you hold me back?
08:00There's a reason for that.
08:01Hey!
08:03Tell me the reason.
08:04Tell me the reason.
08:09My...
08:10My...
08:11My dad is...
08:13a Lego block?
08:15No way!
08:17Am I a child of a Lego block?
08:20I see.
08:22I see.
08:23That's why you made me blind.
08:24I see.
08:26I think you've gone too far.
08:29You've gone too far.
08:31I'm on my way home.
08:33You sound like Suiken.
08:36I'm on my way home.
08:38What phase are you in?
08:39I'm singing the ending.
08:40What?
08:41The ending?
08:42The ending of an anime?
08:43Kakugari no Uta.
08:44What are you saying?
08:45Kakugari no Jinsei.
08:46The ending of an anime?
08:47Kakugari no Jinsei.
08:49The ending of a Showa anime?
08:54I'm so sorry!
08:55I'm so sorry!
08:57I've been doing this for 2 episodes.
08:59I've been doing this for 2 episodes.
09:00I've been doing this for 2 episodes.
09:01You're so bad.
09:02I've been doing this for 2 episodes.
09:03You're so bad.
09:04I've been doing this for 2 episodes.
09:05Good job!
09:06Good job!
09:07You're so bad.
09:08Good job.
09:09I feel nostalgic for the anime that I did when I was 40 years old.
09:13I remember the anime that you re-aired in Showa.
09:16I watched it from this distance, but you didn't stop for 2 minutes.
09:20You were still doing something.
09:23This is the first time I've been able to do muscle training.
09:26My muscles are so sore.
09:28My muscles are so sore.
09:30Your back was great in the ending.
09:33I could see your courage.
09:35I could see your courage.
09:36You're such a clumsy man.
09:37I could see it.
09:38What are you saying?
09:39You can't even hear a single word of the lyrics.
09:41I don't know what I'm saying.
09:45I don't know what I'm saying.
09:46It's a laugh that can't reach the audience.
09:48It's a laugh that can't reach the audience.
09:49It's a laugh that can't reach the audience.
09:50If you can't laugh, you don't have to deliver it.
09:54You're saying something.
09:55Next is the red team.
09:57You will play a short game with the guest, Ukisho.
10:02I'll do my best.
10:03The members are strong today.
10:04The red team will play a short game with the guest, Ukisho.
10:12It's a hunter audition while running away.
10:14It's a hunter audition while running away.
10:16You have 30 seconds to speak.
10:18There are three people.
10:19There is an audition.
10:20Does that mean that Ukisho is auditioning?
10:24That's right.
10:27The hunter is...
10:29Everyone told me to stop the edge of the flooring that I like.
10:34Makoto is in charge.
10:37Makoto is in charge.
10:39It may be a strange control.
10:41It may be a strange control.
10:43After all, this is how hunters decide.
10:46Makoto is in charge.
10:49Makoto is in charge.
10:50It's a hunter audition while running away.
10:52It's a hunter audition while running away.
10:53It's a hunter audition while running away.
10:57I'll do a hunter audition now.
11:02Please stop the edge of the flooring that you like.
11:10Here.
11:12That's it.
11:14I'll go.
11:18That's good.
11:19The edge of the flooring.
11:27I'm Ukisho.
11:29I'm a hunter.
11:32This is how hunters decide.
11:35The edge of the flooring.
11:39The edge of the flooring.
11:40The edge of the flooring.
11:44Thank you very much.
11:47Hunters decide by the edge of the flooring.
11:49I've never heard of it.
11:51You were chosen by the hunter by the edge of the flooring.
11:53Yes.
11:55Makoto is in charge.
11:56Makoto is in charge.
11:57I want Ukisho to say the word edge of the flooring.
12:02I see.
12:03At least once in my life.
12:05Is it the first and last time in your life?
12:06It's the first and last time in my life.
12:07I've never said it.
12:08I don't think I'll say it.
12:09Next is the blue team's challenge.
12:12I'll announce the result.
12:14The blue team's challenge is...
12:19Ice Bucket Challenge 2024, 2034, 2054, 3034.
12:29Ice Bucket Challenge was popular.
12:34Ten years later.
12:36A thousand years later.
12:39No.4 is difficult.
12:41I'll do it in a crazy place.
12:44Ice Bucket Challenge 2024, 2034, 2054, 3034.
12:562024.
12:57It's cold. I'm nervous.
13:01It's cold.
13:052035.
13:09It's cold.
13:11It's cold.
13:14It's a drone.
13:19It's cold.
13:21Ten years later.
13:232054.
13:26I won't do what my grandfather did.
13:31It was a long time ago.
13:333024.
13:40It's space.
13:41It's weightless.
13:42It's weightless.
13:48I'll do it.
13:50It's weightless.
13:54I'll do it again.
13:56I'll do it.
13:59He's talking.
14:00He's talking.
14:05It's like a spaceship.
14:06It's like a spaceship.
14:08It's amazing.
14:14It's amazing.
14:15It's like a gelatin.
14:20It's amazing.
14:21It's like a spaceship.
14:22It's amazing.
14:23Okay.
14:24Okay.
14:25Okay.
14:27This is the movement of Kamichi's dance.
14:30That's right.
14:31It's space.
14:32Ice Bucket Challenge.
14:34It's weightless.
14:35It's beautiful.
14:38It's weightless.
14:40That's what I'm worried about.
14:41It's beautiful.
14:42It's weightless.
14:43That's what I'm worried about.
14:44That's what I'm worried about.
14:47You do your best.
14:48You do your best.
14:50Both teams had a fierce battle for two weeks.
14:53Did they win?
14:56Did they lose?
14:58One, two.
15:02The winner is the blue team.
15:09I couldn't forget the blue team's squad.
15:13Did you bring it with you?
15:15I don't mind if this is the end.
15:18But I want a reward.
15:23Please hold this for a moment.
15:24The title of the short story that Nishimoto challenges alone is...
15:30The real reason why I became a squad.
15:33The real reason?
15:34No, no, no.
15:35Please help me.
15:36The real reason why I became a squad.
15:38The Parikki Grand Prix will be broadcast on TVA and Hulu.
15:41Please register your favorite program.
15:43It's an anime from the Showa era.
15:46The real reason why I became a squad.
15:54He's caught again.
16:00What are you going to do if you catch me?
16:03This is the first episode.
16:06What are you going to do if you catch me?
16:13Stop it.
16:15He's caught again.
16:18I'm caught again.
16:21He's caught again.
16:27What is this white room?
16:29Is this a new development?
16:30Is this a new development?
16:31It's like a death game.
16:33Hey, where is this room?
16:36It's a death game.
16:38Death game?
16:42That's what Kawashima said.
16:43Don't make it up.
16:47Long hair...
16:48Long hair...
16:49Long hair...
16:51The one with the ax.
16:54Long hair with the ax?
16:55Is he okay?
16:57The one with the gun.
17:00The one with the gun.
17:01The one with the gun.
17:03He dodged it.
17:05I see.
17:07The killing game of people with different hair styles.
17:10I'm the representative of the squad.
17:14I want to know the real reason.
17:17If this is broadcast, I'll tell you the real reason why I became a squad.
17:24He's caught again.
17:26Don't do that!
17:27He's a man.
17:29The one with the bare hands.
17:31The one with the bare hands.
17:32The one with the bare hands.
17:35The one with the bare hands.
17:38He's holding a pistol.
17:39He dodged the gun.
17:42He stopped it.
17:43He stopped the bullet.
17:45He's really strong.
17:50The one with the slipper.
17:52The one with the slipper?
17:54He defeated him with the slipper.
17:55He defeated him.
17:56There are only three people.
17:59He won.
18:01I have nothing to complain about.
18:05I want to know the real reason.
18:13My head is easy to fit in.
18:19The reason is...
18:21I see.
18:22A lot of people gathered and had a meeting.
18:26That's why I was chosen.
18:28That's the real reason, right?
18:38Let's go to the scenery.
18:51I can't hear you.
18:53What are you saying?
18:57I want to listen to the lyrics.
19:00I can't live alone.
19:04He's saying something good.
19:07He's saying something good.
19:16The chorus is coming.
19:17The chorus is coming.
19:18The chorus is coming.
19:19I want to listen to the chorus.
19:27See you next week!