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00:00The 5th Entertainment Award!
00:03Congratulations!
00:05Thank you!
00:08The winners of this year's award are
00:10the talk show comedians
00:12and the writer, Mr. Takeyama.
00:16I'm the writer.
00:18I feel like I'm visiting a company in the fall.
00:23First up is Mochi, who talked about her love life.
00:28I was invited to a crab-free lunch at the Tsunaga Prince Hotel.
00:35That's the worst joke I've ever heard.
00:38That's true.
00:39Next is Miyashita, who shared a surprising relationship.
00:43I have a friend named Kento Nakajima.
00:48Kenty?
00:49Yes, Kenty.
00:50They're the same age.
00:52I guess so.
00:54However...
00:56Return!
00:57Return!
00:59Return!
01:00They all returned!
01:03The first winner of the second half is...
01:08I'm the writer.
01:09I'm Marutan.
01:11I'm Marutan's Ryuki.
01:13I'm 41 years old.
01:15This is the receipt of the gift I bought as a thank-you gift.
01:20It's a return gift,
01:22but there's something I don't understand.
01:26What's the story behind Mochi's expression of emotion
01:29when she gave a gift to her junior?
01:34It's a car called the 5000GT.
01:37No, it's not a car.
01:39It's a comedian.
01:41I'm very close with him.
01:43We went to a Dragon Ash concert together.
01:45Mochi, you listen to Dragon Ash?
01:47I have all the Dragon Ash albums.
01:50I love it.
01:53When I didn't have a job yet,
01:56I went to many places with Chokki.
01:59I did a solo concert at his house.
02:04I always went there with a rental car.
02:06There were a lot of cardboard boxes,
02:08so he helped me carry them.
02:10Chokki used to be a racer,
02:12so he was good at Touge.
02:14He was a racer?
02:16That's why it's the GT.
02:18That's why it's the GT.
02:20It's connected.
02:22You liked the GT500R.
02:24Yes.
02:25I didn't have money,
02:27so I wanted to return the rental car as soon as possible.
02:30I always returned it as soon as possible after the concert.
02:34I went to a restaurant to eat dinner.
02:37It was a restaurant where you could choose a small bowl.
02:40Chokki had a small bowl of 600 yen.
02:43When I was looking at pork cutlet,
02:45I coughed.
02:47I led Chokki to a small bowl of 300 yen or 200 yen.
02:52I went to the amusement park with Chokki
02:54to thank him for the solo concert.
02:56You went to the amusement park to thank him?
02:59At that time, I went to a convenience store
03:02in front of the amusement park.
03:04I ate a lot of rice balls and bread.
03:07It's expensive to eat in an amusement park.
03:09That's right.
03:10I tried not to let Chokki buy it.
03:14Chokki is a good guy who always accompanies you.
03:18That's right.
03:19I haven't been able to return Chokki's kindness.
03:21On March 9th this year,
03:23Chokki and I were able to go to the Gunma residential exhibition together.
03:32Chokki, you're finally here.
03:34There was a day when we could work together.
03:37I haven't been able to return Chokki's kindness.
03:41I told Chokki that I would buy him anything he wanted.
03:46Chokki told me to go to Takasaki Station.
03:50I went straight to the electric store in front of the station.
03:54Chokki went up the escalator without hesitation.
03:59I went to the 4th floor without stopping.
04:01I pointed at the air conditioner and said,
04:04I thought it was an air conditioner.
04:10I bought Chokki's dinner.
04:13I gave Chokki a ride to the amusement park.
04:16You were patient.
04:19I haven't been able to return Chokki's kindness.
04:22I haven't been able to return Chokki's kindness.
04:25I haven't been able to return Chokki's kindness.
04:27I think it was a very good purchase.
04:30But every time I saw Chokki, I thought,
04:33But every time I saw Chokki, I thought,
04:38Even though we were so close,
04:40Even though we were so close,
04:43That's right.
04:45Mr. Daigo, please make a decision.
04:49The winner is...
04:52The winner is...
04:53The winner is...
04:54The winner is...
04:55The winner is Chokki!
04:57The winner is Chokki!
05:00It was hot this summer.
05:02The air conditioner was not working.
05:05It was his first time using an air conditioner.
05:07I think it's beyond gratitude.
05:11He has increased the number to 80,000.
05:16The next one is...
05:17The next one is...
05:19It's me.
05:21Yes, I want to get married.
05:25Oh, that's good.
05:27So I decided to get married.
05:30So I went to a beauty salon to get married.
05:35Oh, I see.
05:36Then I'll give it back to you.
05:42Aina is 30 years old this year.
05:44She is seriously getting married.
05:47However, she is having a hard time getting a job as an entertainer.
05:52Are you going to get married to an entertainer?
05:55I asked a friend of mine to set it up for me.
06:00Can I tell you what kind of person I am?
06:02Sure.
06:03I don't like comedy at all.
06:06Oh, you're not interested.
06:07I'm not interested.
06:08You don't know about Aina Boo?
06:10That's right.
06:11The reason is that I'm doing a show called Power Power.
06:15We don't get along well.
06:16You really don't get along well?
06:18I really don't get along well.
06:20I see.
06:21You two get along well.
06:23I'm showing that side of me on TV and in live performances.
06:27I don't want people to see me saying bad things.
06:32I don't want people to see it.
06:33That's not the real me.
06:35I think it's a bad image.
06:37You don't want people to care about that, do you?
06:39Yes.
06:40Don't you see Mr. Watanabe in the title?
06:44He's an announcer.
06:45He's an announcer.
06:46I think so.
06:47People often ask me which is better, a sports player or an actor.
06:53I think that's how people see me.
06:56Oh, you're an announcer.
06:58I want either of them.
07:00You want either of them?
07:02What do you mean you want either of them?
07:04I don't want people to think that I'm an actor or a sports player just because I'm an announcer.
07:10That's not true.
07:12That's right.
07:13The person I met when I got married the other day said,
07:17I watch all the comedy shows.
07:20I watch all the variety shows.
07:22She knows a lot.
07:24I thought she would be happy to hear that.
07:28I often hear that I even watch college comedy shows.
07:32I love it.
07:33I'm a big fan.
07:36I know. I know you're an actor.
07:38There are many male comedians.
07:41Have you ever met Daigo-san?
07:43What?
07:47You mean I met him at a club?
07:51If you like comedy too much, you'll be hated by comedians.
08:00So, real comedians say they don't know comedy.
08:05It's like you've been waiting for a moment.
08:08People who say they've never seen me are liars.
08:14That's a lie.
08:15There are people like that.
08:19I think it's natural for people who say they like me to laugh.
08:23That's true.
08:24Don't you have someone you want to marry?
08:32Not just here.
08:34Not just here.
08:36There are many people I want to meet at work.
08:39I'm a little nervous.
08:43You're married, aren't you?
08:45Yes, I am.
08:47Tomoshige-san, the mogu rider, is my senior at the office.
08:51He was trying to hook me up with Iguchi-san from WESTLAND.
08:55I went to Iguchi-san's wedding.
08:59Iguchi-san was talking about women.
09:05Are they all normal people?
09:06Of course.
09:08Shiraki-san introduced me recently.
09:13Shiraki-san was talking about an apple farmer who was kidnapped by an alien.
09:18I couldn't understand it at all.
09:21What is it?
09:22Take me to that company.
09:25It's funny.
09:26Both of them are funny.
09:28It doesn't go well.
09:30The marriage I've experienced so far is a little special.
09:35I haven't had a proper marriage yet.
09:37Really?
09:38I want you to admit it.
09:41I want you to see me as the real me.
09:44Daigo-san, please make a decision.
09:48Don't be spoiled, you brat.
09:52I'll give you back the receipt.
09:55That's harsh.
09:58What kind of receipt is this?
10:00This is mine.
10:02What is it?
10:03This is the receipt I got when I became a sponsor to support my juniors.
10:08Everyone does that.
10:10I wanted to help them as much as I could.
10:13Manabu spent a lot of money for his juniors.
10:17However, the result was not good.
10:22Do you know a comedian named Honda Swimming School?
10:26In a swimsuit?
10:27That's right.
10:28He made a joke about swimming school.
10:31He tied himself up and made a joke.
10:35He is narrow-minded.
10:37He is narrow-minded.
10:38He is narrow-minded.
10:39He has decided to participate in Breaking Down.
10:44Here?
10:45Yes, here.
10:47He got married and had a baby.
10:49However, he hasn't eaten yet.
10:52I'm going to support you as a senior.
10:55Do you know the game underwear?
10:58Yes, as a sponsor.
10:59I'll put the sponsor logo of our YouTube channel on it.
11:04I'll give you money in return.
11:06It's 100,000 yen.
11:07This will be part of Honda's income.
11:10We're looking forward to it.
11:12I think it will be an advertisement for our YouTube channel.
11:15There is a video.
11:16I want you to watch it.
11:19Please pay attention to the underwear.
11:21Here is the actual video.
11:24This is the entrance scene.
11:25It's Honda.
11:26It's Honda.
11:27That's right.
11:28It's amazing.
11:29It's really cool.
11:31He came in.
11:32Did you notice anything?
11:34What?
11:35He wore a big T-shirt at this time.
11:38He hid everything from us.
11:40The highest part is...
11:42He hid the highest part.
11:45He was naked.
11:48He was naked.
11:49He took it off during the game.
11:51It was too weak.
11:53I couldn't see it at all.
11:55I couldn't see it at all.
11:58I couldn't accept it.
12:00He said he just got 100,000 yen from me.
12:03Then you should go up to the ring again.
12:07Why don't you support him?
12:09I won't go up again.
12:10I was beaten once.
12:12Just once?
12:13Just once.
12:14You won't go up again?
12:15I won't.
12:16So I want you to support him.
12:19I see.
12:20Is that a thunderbolt?
12:22Manabu and Takumi paid for it.
12:24How about the money?
12:25Is it 100,000 yen for two or 100,000 yen for each?
12:27No, it's 50,000 yen.
12:30What?
12:31What?
12:32That's dangerous.
12:33Isn't it 100,000 yen?
12:34That's dangerous.
12:35You just tried to steal 50,000 yen.
12:37That's right.
12:38The discount is 100,000 yen.
12:4050,000 yen.
12:41What's 50,000 yen?
12:42Who is at fault?
12:44Honda?
12:45No, no, no.
12:47Why?
12:48Can I give it to him?
12:50You have to tell Takumi that you'll give him 50,000 yen.
12:56Otherwise, it's very dangerous.
12:59Maybe there's a sponsor sheet under that T-shirt.
13:04Yes, there is.
13:05It's not that bad.
13:07If it's not that bad, it means it's a little dangerous.
13:11He's aware of it.
13:13I'll give it back to him.
13:15Please choose the next receipt.
13:20This one.
13:21This is me.
13:2321,600 yen.
13:24Yes, it's me.
13:25Takeyama-san.
13:26I was swung around by someone.
13:29I'm an adult, but I was burned.
13:3221,600 yen.
13:34Everyone, do you know Akko Wada?
13:38I don't think there's anyone who doesn't know him.
13:41We've been getting along very well.
13:43You've been taking good care of him.
13:44Yes, I've been taking good care of him.
13:45Akko-san's alcohol makes my nose bleed.
13:51They've known each other for about 20 years.
13:53Akko-san and Takumi have known each other for a long time.
13:56But sometimes, he's swung around by a celebrity.
14:02Recently, Akko-san got along well with my wife.
14:09That's troublesome.
14:10He's taking good care of my wife.
14:12Someone saw a TV show where Akko-san was swung around by a Taiwanese.
14:17Someone saw a TV show where Akko-san was swung around by a Taiwanese.
14:20After seeing that, Akko-san called me.
14:23He said, Takeyama, I want to swing around with your wife.
14:29Swing around?
14:31He's swung around by himself.
14:33He's swung around by himself.
14:36I don't know what kind of swing around it is.
14:38I think he's saying, is that so?
14:40I said, is that so?
14:41He said, can you do it?
14:43I said, is that me?
14:45Can you do it?
14:47You're not filming, right?
14:49No, it's completely private.
14:50Wow.
14:51It's completely private.
14:52When I'm looking for a cheap plane,
14:54I say, I want to go to this airline.
14:57I say, I want to go to this airline.
14:59If it's a hotel, I say, I want to stay at a hotel like this.
15:02He says, I want to stay here.
15:04He doesn't even have a fragment of the swing around.
15:07He's backed up so that he can swing around.
15:11I've never heard of that.
15:13I've never heard of that.
15:14He's backed up so he can swing around.
15:18We took the plane.
15:20You went?
15:21Yes.
15:22We went and came back.
15:24Basically, it was a lot of fun.
15:26The two of us.
15:27It was good.
15:28We drank and ate.
15:29We came to the conclusion that it was fun.
15:31But after that,
15:32Yoichi's smell didn't match.
15:36The massage was not good.
15:39The hotel took care of us,
15:41but the touch panel was not good.
15:43When my wife came back,
15:45I was surprised to hear that
15:46we did all the flights,
15:47but when I thought we were on the move,
15:48we were going to the airport.
15:50Are we going to Haneda?
15:51Then the airline there
15:52will take us to a room
15:53we've never seen before.
15:56So my wife thought
15:57that was the end of Akihabara.
16:01But in the end...
16:02If you say that you're on the move,
16:04a lot of people will be on the move.
16:06I said that a lot,
16:07but in the end,
16:08we had a lot of fun,
16:10and then we came back.
16:12It was good.
16:13We had a good summer vacation.
16:14Thank you, Takeyama.
16:15At that time,
16:16I was a little stressed.
16:20I was told,
16:21this is not good,
16:22this is not good.
16:23I see, I see.
16:24I wanted to do something by myself.
16:26So I bought a melon
16:28and ate it.
16:30Because you can only do it at this time.
16:32I bought a high-class melon.
16:34I see.
16:36I ate the melon as it was.
16:40It was the last luxury.
16:42I was wondering
16:43if I could do this much.
16:44By the way,
16:45I think it's difficult to judge
16:47with one-sided opinions this time.
16:49When I told Akko about Takeyama's good point,
16:52he sent me a message.
16:55Isn't it amazing?
16:57After this,
16:58Akko sent a meaningful message.
17:00What is the message?
17:02Don't do unnecessary things.
17:06By the way,
17:07Daigo also sent a message this time.
17:09I'm angry.
17:10Why are you angry with me?
17:11I love Chidori,
17:12Akko.
17:13To Daigo.
17:15Akko sent a message to Takeyama
17:18after the show.
17:21To Takeyama,
17:23Thank you for everything this time.
17:26And I'm sorry
17:28I didn't know you felt that way.
17:31I had a lot of fun
17:33and it was a wonderful memory.
17:35I'm looking forward to seeing you again.
17:38I'm scared.
17:40I'm scared.
17:42The scariest man in the world.
17:44I'm scared.
17:45Don't do unnecessary things.
17:48I'll do it well.
17:51I'm scared.
17:52You don't know,
17:53but because of that,
17:54I'm an hour early to leave it to Akko.
17:57What is it?
17:58Daigo also sent a message this time.
18:01I'm angry.
18:02Why are you angry with me?
18:03I love Chidori,
18:04Akko.
18:05To Daigo.
18:06I heard you're having a fun show.
18:08I'm scared.
18:09I have a lot of receipts,
18:11so call me next time.
18:14But this is true.
18:16The recording is just
18:17behind Akko.
18:18Because I'm recording now.
18:20I don't know if it fits.
18:23Schedule.
18:25Admit this and give me 21,000 yen.
18:27Then I'll buy a melon and bring it next time.
18:29Then there is no problem.
18:31Please make a decision soon.
18:33This receipt
18:35I'll admit it.
18:37Thank you very much.
18:40I'll buy a melon with this.
18:42Please be honest.
18:44You'd better not come, right?
18:45Yes.
18:48This is it.
18:49This is me.
18:51I'm really...
18:53When I'm in the entertainment world,
18:55I get a lot of stress.
18:57There is Kusanagi in the dressing room.
18:59Kusanagi is a person who
19:01shouts very loudly in the dressing room.
19:03When stress accumulates.
19:07I do this.
19:08When I notice it,
19:10I tighten my neck.
19:12I get too much stress.
19:14I'm worried.
19:16This is the one that
19:18relieves such stress.
19:20Disney goods.
19:22It's called Ormel.
19:24Ormel.
19:2533-year-old man
19:27Character Ormel.
19:29His life is
19:31just like Ormel.
19:33Anyway, when I see Ormel,
19:36I get rid of all my stress.
19:39That's good.
19:40If you can find something like that.
19:42What does Ormel look like?
19:44Here it is.
19:46This is Duffy.
19:48It's a series of stuffed bears.
19:52This is a stuffed turtle.
19:56Oh, it's a turtle.
19:58I met this two years ago.
20:00I gave it to my wife at DisneySea.
20:04I took a lot of pictures with Ormel.
20:08There are about 5,000 LINE albums of Ormel.
20:13There are so many pictures.
20:15The AI on the iPhone
20:17misunderstood this picture as 753.
20:20Did you think it was a child?
20:22When I go to Disney,
20:24I take pictures with Ormel.
20:26When I go to the aquarium,
20:29I take pictures with Ormel.
20:32Do you take pictures with Ormel?
20:35Yes.
20:36Are you rich?
20:39Does your wife take care of you?
20:42We have the same amount of heat.
20:46No matter how much we fight,
20:51I don't need to fight because Ormel is watching.
20:57Don't you think so?
21:00I want to show you how cute Ormel is.
21:07I came here to play with Ormel.
21:09Did you come here to play with Ormel?
21:11Did you bring Ormel to work?
21:16Who is she?
21:18She is my wife.
21:20Is she your wife?
21:23He is a traitor.
21:25His wife is on his side.
21:27He chases Daigo.
21:30I will kill Daigo.
21:33He is my son.
21:37It's almost a lie.
21:39It's a big lie.
21:41He is a genius like Eric and Ceylon.
21:43He is not Eric.
21:45It's a lie.
21:47Don't forget to subscribe to our channel.
21:55Why did Aoi bring Ormel?
22:00I don't want my staff to touch Ormel.
22:03You don't want your wife to touch Ormel.
22:06I don't want my wife to touch Ormel.
22:09I don't want my wife to get hurt.
22:13If I throw Ormel,
22:16I will kill Daigo.
22:18He is my son.
22:21Ormel is round and cute.
22:24After I met Ormel,
22:26I found Daigo's roundness cute.
22:31When Daigo is drunk,
22:33his skin turns green.
22:35At that time,
22:37he is almost Ormel.
22:39I am almost Ormel.
22:41I want Daigo to approve Ormel.
22:44I want Daigo to be popular with Ormel.
22:49I see.
22:51Daigo, please make a decision.
22:53This receipt is...
22:56I don't care.
22:57You can do whatever you want.
22:58It's amazing.
23:00He called his wife.
23:02He called his wife.
23:04Why did you bring Ormel?
23:06Why did you bring Ormel?
23:08I thought Daigo might want to touch Ormel.
23:11So, I brought gloves.
23:15I thought I should do something
23:17when Ormel came to me.
23:20I was afraid that my wife would cry.
23:24You were more affectionate than I thought.
23:27I'm not that kind of person.
23:29I won't touch Ormel.