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00:00Thank you for joining us today.
00:06Let's welcome our first presenter.
00:14This is Audrey Kasuga.
00:21You're going to keep doing this, right?
00:23Yes, I am.
00:25Takayama-kun, what do you think Kasuga's specialty is?
00:30I think it's the tooth.
00:32Yes, the tooth.
00:35What else?
00:37As for me...
00:39Your hair is starting to fall out.
00:41My hair is starting to fall out.
00:44Your hair is starting to look like paint.
00:47That's true.
00:49That's not true.
00:51As for me, my favorite color is pink.
00:54Basically, when you're on TV, you're wearing your usual outfit.
00:58We've brought a theory about your usual outfit.
01:02Here it is.
01:04When you're on set the day before the M-1 qualifier,
01:07and your outfit starts to get dirty,
01:10you tend to hesitate.
01:14That's true.
01:16That's a bad thing to do.
01:19By the way, how many outfits do you have?
01:21Right now, I have about 7 or 8 outfits.
01:25But when you're on the M-1 qualifier,
01:28you don't have that many spare outfits.
01:31I see.
01:33I think I only have one outfit.
01:52First, the first team's target is...
01:57That's true.
01:59The champions.
02:01That's the image of the champions.
02:03These two are wearing pink outfits.
02:07It's a battle.
02:09How many outfits do you have?
02:12We only have one outfit.
02:16So, the day before the M-1 qualifier...
02:26These two don't know anything.
02:28They're wearing fake outfits.
02:30And they're about to get their outfits dirty.
02:36Happy New Year.
02:38Happy New Year.
02:40This program is a New Year's special program
02:44to decide the luckiest entertainer in 2025.
02:48I see.
02:49You will be challenged to play three games to test your luck.
02:54If you can clear all three games,
02:58you will be able to enter the studio to test your luck.
03:02I see.
03:03I did it.
03:04I'm so happy.
03:05I'm so happy.
03:07These two are so excited to be on the New Year's special program.
03:12I'm so excited.
03:13I'm nervous.
03:15That's great.
03:17I'm so nervous.
03:19I'm so nervous.
03:21You will be challenged to play three games to test your luck.
03:26I'm so nervous.
03:28That's great.
03:29I'm so nervous.
03:31The third game to test your luck.
03:34Here is the last game to test your luck.
03:38Let's see.
03:39What is it?
03:41As you can see,
03:44it's a two-sided ball challenge.
03:47What kind of ball is it?
03:49A or B,
03:53you will get a lot of penalties.
03:56I can't take it off in one day.
03:57Please consult and decide.
03:59What should I do?
04:00The day after the M-1 qualifier,
04:04how will the two of them get through this situation?
04:08You can wear pink.
04:12I see.
04:13You can wear pink.
04:16That's all right.
04:19It's a New Year's special program.
04:20What does that mean?
04:21I'd like you to wear it.
04:23It's a one-piece.
04:25It's all right.
04:27Tomorrow is M-1, but it's all right.
04:29It's all right.
04:30Tomorrow is M-1, but it's all right.
04:32I don't have to wear multiple pieces?
04:35It's all right.
04:36Really?
04:37It's all right.
04:39You dropped it.
04:41It's all right.
04:42I don't have to wear it.
04:44He's not as energetic as before.
04:46His face changed suddenly.
04:48The day after the M-1 qualifier,
04:52the two of them decided to continue filming.
04:56But...
04:57I can't stop filming.
04:59We're going to stand by here.
05:01Please go to the dressing room.
05:03All right.
05:05After taking a stand-by shot,
05:07they went back to the dressing room.
05:10Are you all right?
05:14Can you film me?
05:17I don't know.
05:22Are you all right?
05:25He was strong in front of the camera,
05:28but he looks very anxious next week.
05:32All right.
05:36I'm sorry. I didn't know about your schedule.
05:39Are you all right?
05:41Where are you going?
05:42I'm going to the dressing room.
05:44Don't you have any other clothes to wear?
05:46I don't think I'll look like a champion.
05:52Only tomorrow, right?
05:53I want to wear this costume only tomorrow.
05:57I'm worried that I won't be able to make it to the M-1 qualifier
06:02because I can't lose weight even if I go to the gym.
06:06I see.
06:08I see.
06:10I'd like you to tell me if my schedule is too strict.
06:15You don't have to worry about that.
06:17I don't think it's strict.
06:20I won't lose weight.
06:22I won't lose weight.
06:24It's too strict.
06:25Does that mean he won't do it?
06:27He started hesitating.
06:30So...
06:32I'll tell you what I'm good at.
06:35I see.
06:36I'll tell you what I'm not good at.
06:39You're going to do that?
06:43If he doesn't want to get dirty,
06:46he suggested doing it.
06:49He hasn't changed his mind.
06:51I don't care if he accepts it or not.
06:53I don't want him to do it.
06:56You don't want him to do it?
06:58That's the only way.
07:00I covered my costume.
07:03If he doesn't want to do it,
07:06I can't do it.
07:08I can't deal with it.
07:10I see.
07:12Is that okay?
07:14No.
07:16No, no, no.
07:18Of course, I don't want him to do it.
07:21No, no, no.
07:22That's right.
07:24Is that okay?
07:25We're doing something we shouldn't do.
07:27It's okay.
07:29That's the only way.
07:30I understand.
07:32He's more dirty than I am.
07:36Let's not get involved.
07:38I'm sorry.
07:39I'm sorry.
07:40So...
07:42To protect his costume,
07:44he accepted the challenge.
07:47You can choose B.
07:49I'm sorry.
07:50I'm sorry.
07:52Please wait a moment.
07:54I'm sorry.
07:57Can I get a good reaction?
08:00I don't want to do it.
08:03I don't want to do it.
08:07They were relieved.
08:11Hello.
08:13Nice to meet you.
08:14Nice to meet you, too.
08:16He changed his mind completely to tomorrow's M-1.
08:21I'm going to sleep.
08:22He's going to sleep.
08:23He's going to sleep.
08:26Which box will you choose?
08:29B!
08:32B!
08:33As he was told, he chose B.
08:38Okay.
08:40C-Studio, wait!
08:43Please.
08:46Ready, go!
08:49Why did you do that?
08:51That's the worst.
08:53That's the worst.
08:56It's going to break.
08:58That's a lot of damage.
09:02He's laughing.
09:04I'm sorry.
09:07That's a lot of damage.
09:10That's a lot of damage.
09:13This time, he got a penalty.
09:17He got a penalty.
09:20He got a penalty.
09:22He got a penalty.
09:26What should I do?
09:28Wait a moment.
09:30Wait a moment.
09:33Wait a moment.
09:35I can't believe it.
09:37Wait a moment.
09:40I can't say that I was wrong.
09:44What should I do?
09:46It's too late.
09:47Really?
09:48It's too late.
09:50They couldn't react to the unexpected situation.
09:56What should I do?
09:59What's going on?
10:00What should I do?
10:03What's going on?
10:06He's the one.
10:08He's the one.
10:10He's the one.
10:13I don't know who the director is.
10:15What's going on?
10:16Let's find the culprit.
10:18What should I do?
10:22Good morning.
10:23Good morning.
10:24It was very funny.
10:28That's a terrible director.
10:31You didn't want to get a penalty.
10:38So, you chose B.
10:40I'm sorry.
10:42I thought it would be funny if I got a penalty.
10:45What should I do?
10:47What should I do?
10:51Really?
10:52You should go to the gym.
10:55I'll go to the gym.
10:56Will I be there in time for tomorrow?
10:58I'll check it.
10:59I'll check it.
11:01I'll check it.
11:03What did my manager say?
11:06I haven't talked to him yet.
11:08What?
11:09I'll talk to him later.
11:11You're the only one who made a decision.
11:15I'll make a decision on the spot.
11:17No, no, no.
11:19I don't know if it's funny or not.
11:22I'm not angry at what happened.
11:25I can't wear a normal costume.
11:29I'm wearing pink.
11:31You can't.
11:32I can't wear a suit.
11:34You can't.
11:35I can't.
11:36You can't.
11:38What should I do?
11:41What should I do?
11:44Of course, he has prepared a new costume.
11:49But he doesn't know that.
11:52He can't hide his anger.
12:01You're crazy.
12:03You're crazy.
12:06You're crazy.
12:07You're crazy.
12:09You're crazy.
12:10You're crazy.
12:12You're crazy.
12:13You're crazy.
12:14You're crazy.
12:16He doesn't complain to the director.
12:20He takes a shower.
12:23Are you okay now?
12:27He explains the situation to his manager.
12:34There is a stock of one costume.
12:37It turns out that there is a stock of one costume in the store where he bought this costume.
12:44Since DAICHAN has another job, he goes to the store alone.
12:55He is crazy.
13:00He goes to the store where he bought the last costume.
13:08He has another plan.
13:12He goes to the store where he bought the last costume.
13:15He has another plan.
13:18I received a request, but I couldn't get the last costume.
13:23I received a request, but I couldn't get the last costume.
13:28He is very angry.
13:32He is very angry.
13:35The actor who was asked is very angry.
13:41What's going on?
13:44It's not a narration-based video.
13:47Hey, hey, hey.
13:51What's up?
13:52I'm down in the world.
13:54What?
13:55What are you talking about?
13:58What kind of theory is that?
14:00So, he explains the theory of this time.
14:04I'm hesitating.
14:07Mr. Osaki.
14:08Yes.
14:09This.
14:12That's good.
14:13That's right.
14:14As expected.
14:17There is no place to fall with this, right?
14:19No.
14:20No.
14:21It's okay.
14:23If I fall, will this be a delay?
14:26By the way, the second round of M-1 will be held the day after tomorrow.
14:33Congratulations.
14:36So, the next target is...
14:43Takano Kishi.
14:44Takano Kishi.
14:45It's decided.
14:46The yellow suit of Takano, who is an order maid, is characteristic.
14:52How many suits do you have?
14:54I have two suits each.
14:57Two suits each?
14:58Yes.
14:59So, this time, the strategy is to stain two suits in one day.
15:07The first location is...
15:09Now is the season.
15:10I'd like to have a lotus root harvest experience.
15:13I'll get dirty.
15:14He talks about the name of an information program in another country.
15:17Why is it another country?
15:19To the lotus root harvest experience that seems to get dirty.
15:24In addition...
15:25This person will help me harvest the lotus root.
15:28Hello, hello, hello, hello.
15:31I'm Tsuzuki Mom.
15:33She looks dangerous.
15:34She looks dangerous.
15:35She looks like she's going to do it.
15:38Are you a real person?
15:39No, I'm a real person.
15:40This idol wants to leave a mark on her nails.
15:44She is a fierce idol.
15:48She will definitely kill the first one.
15:51It's coming in.
15:52It's coming in.
15:53It's coming in.
15:54It's coming in from there.
15:55Mr. Yamaraka is so cool.
15:57Mr. Yamaraka, please.
15:59Then, immediately...
16:01Don't rush it.
16:02Mr. Yamaraka is so cool.
16:03It's not cool yet.
16:04Wait, wait, wait.
16:05Mr. Yamaraka.
16:06Mr. Yamaraka.
16:07He's so cool.
16:08He's so cool.
16:09He's so cool.
16:10That's good.
16:12I'm excited.
16:13I hope he's really there.
16:14Is it right?
16:15Mom, Mom, Mom.
16:16Mr. Yamaraka.
16:17Is it right?
16:18Is it right?
16:19Don't try to be cool.
16:20Don't try to be cool.
16:21It's coming in.
16:22It's coming in.
16:23What are you doing?
16:24It's coming in.
16:25What are you doing, seriously?
16:26That's bad.
16:27That's bad.
16:28That's bad.
16:29That's bad.
16:30Why?
16:31Why?
16:32Seriously, what are you doing?
16:33Don't do that.
16:34Stop it.
16:35You can do the voice acting.
16:36I'm serious.
16:37Seriously, I'm serious.
16:38I'm serious.
16:39I'm just looking at the experience.
16:40What are you doing?
16:41I don't want to get dirty.
16:42The experience.
16:43Look, it's coming in.
16:44I'm trying to be funny, but I'm not.
16:46In the beginning of filming, Takano is trying to protect his costume while being confused by the top-speed idol.
16:57On the other hand, Kishi is...
17:03What are you doing?
17:06Stop it!
17:08Don't touch me!
17:11Takano is in a hurry because he can't afford to be late for the idol.
17:17So he dives into the mud by himself.
17:20I'm going to change my costume and go to harvest.
17:24What should I do?
17:26What should I do?
17:28I'm going to be sucked into the mud.
17:31I'm scared.
17:32Because you're scared, you have to deal with crazy people.
17:37But when the filming resumed, of course...
17:42One, two, three!
17:44Don't do that!
17:47It's heavy!
17:49Stop it!
17:52He's going crazy again to get his costume dirty.
17:56Stop it!
17:58Move!
17:59Move!
18:01Move!
18:04What are you doing?
18:05Move!
18:08It's under me!
18:10It's under me!
18:12There's a root under me!
18:14And of course, at the end...
18:17It's really heavy!
18:19What's wrong?
18:21What are you doing?
18:23Oh, my God!
18:25What are you doing?
18:27Ouch!
18:29The hose hit me!
18:33He pushed Takano into the mud.
18:35I'm going to get my costume dirty!
18:38He managed to get his first costume dirty.
18:41Don't do that to the camera!
18:43Don't do that!
18:45Are you okay?
18:47Do you only have one costume?
18:50I have another costume.
18:53So I'm okay.
18:55But it didn't affect him.
18:57So, he tells a story here.
19:00I see.
19:04Takano Nomi goes to check his second costume.
19:08Where's my costume?
19:10Your costume?
19:12If it gets dirty, it's over.
19:14What should I do?
19:15There's nothing left.
19:17Takano Nomi goes to work with his second costume.
19:22Takano was told that it was an interview with Kinsuma, so he came to TBS.
19:28What he was waiting for was...
19:31Thank you for your hard work.
19:33What's this face?
19:35He has a bad feeling about this.
19:37Nice to meet you!
19:39Fire!
19:41You can't see the actual electricity.
19:44It's cool.
19:46If you're told to go up, you'll be electrocuted.
19:51What's going on?
19:53This way, please.
19:54He's going to be reckless.
19:56This way, please.
19:58I'm so scared!
20:00Hitori is scared.
20:05Don't worry.
20:07And...
20:09What? I'm scared.
20:12The pranksters pretend to be the target and meet one after another.
20:18What did you hear?
20:20From Kinsuma.
20:21Kinsuma?
20:23Everyone is Kinsuma.
20:25When you lie, you're usually Kinsuma.
20:28It's obvious.
20:30It's a nuisance.
20:32All three of us are here.
20:34Let's go!
20:36It's a compilation video!
20:40What kind of program is it?
20:42I don't know.
20:43In this slightly extreme fake program,
20:47Manote approaches Takano's costume.
20:52However, the method is one person per three pranksters.
20:57It's a one-on-one game!
21:00What is it?
21:02You can use anything in this room.
21:06It's a game to see if it's okay.
21:11Let's do it.
21:13I'll do it for 2-3 hours.
21:16Do it as much as you want.
21:18Okay.
21:20I'll drink soy sauce.
21:23You'll die.
21:25I'll drink soy sauce.
21:28You don't want to die?
21:30It's coffee.
21:32You really want to die?
21:34I'll drink soy sauce.
21:38I can't lose to this.
21:40I have no choice but to escalate.
21:46Give it back to Kurita.
21:48You're not the first one.
21:52Next.
21:54I'll drink tabasco.
21:56You have no choice but to escalate.
22:01This guy is dangerous.
22:08I got it.
22:10Why did you drink it?
22:15And Takano...
22:18I don't have soy sauce.
22:21I'll eat dry ice.
22:24Is it okay to eat dry ice?
22:26I don't know.
22:28Of course, he shouldn't have eaten it.
22:30It didn't suit Reiwa's plan.
22:33He can't show the video.
22:37You did a good job.
22:39Takano responded to Reiwa's expectation.
22:44After that...
22:46Sakura!
22:50Oh, no!
22:52He got on the train.
22:54The three of them are getting more and more intense.
22:59It's not funny.
23:01It's not funny at all.
23:03Finally, the result is...
23:07The result is...
23:09I see.
23:14I have to do this.
23:17I think he's in trouble.
23:20Why are you all here?
23:23What's going to happen?
23:26Takano...
23:28I have no choice but to wear clothes.
23:31What are you doing?
23:33You should wear clothes.
23:35You should wear a jacket.
23:38Takano, don't take off your suit.
23:42He's strict.
23:44You should wear a suit.
23:46I'll do anything.
23:48I'll do anything.
23:51You should wear a suit.
23:53You should wear a suit.
23:55You shouldn't tear clothes.
23:58You shouldn't do that.
24:00I won't tear it.
24:01I won't tear it.
24:03I have clothes like this.
24:05I won't tear it.
24:07I won't tear it.
24:09I won't tear it.
24:12What's going on?
24:14Was it hard?
24:16Even in this situation, he doesn't hesitate to touch his clothes.
24:22Are you okay, Takano?
24:24It's very hot.
24:26It's hot, isn't it?
24:28I'll throw this at the screen.
24:29Takano chooses a joke that doesn't get dirty.
24:38He's good at it.
24:40He's good at it.
24:42Takano, this is the best.
24:47So...
24:49It's dangerous, so you should take off your clothes.
24:52Takano is the type of person who takes off his clothes neatly.
24:56He's strict.
24:57Takano tries to take off his clothes again.
25:02Everyone has a funny way of taking off their clothes.
25:05Takano is the type of person who takes off his clothes normally.
25:07What are you going to do?
25:09I have a recording after this.
25:11It's over.
25:13It's the worst.
25:15I'll take off my clothes.
25:21He took off his clothes.
25:23He took off his clothes.
25:25It's not a Japanese dish.
25:28He took off his clothes.
25:30It's not a Japanese dish.
25:32Takano, you didn't take off your clothes.
25:34He's looking at me.
25:36It's not a Japanese dish.
25:38It's a suit, isn't it?
25:40It's too big.
25:42It's too big.
25:44I'll make it smaller.
25:46He took off his clothes.
25:48He took off his clothes.
25:49It's too big.
25:53Takano!
25:55Stop wearing a suit!
25:59What are you doing?
26:01Stop wearing a suit!
26:03You're making a mess.
26:06He doesn't care about tomorrow.
26:09He wants to make the people in front of him laugh.
26:14Takano remembers the most important thing as an entertainer.
26:19The suit is delicious.
26:21Stop it.
26:23The oden in the suit is delicious.
26:25The oden in the suit is delicious.
26:27The oden in the suit is delicious.
26:29Stop it.
26:31Stop it.
26:33Stop it.
26:35He's making a mess again.
26:38This is not a suit you can wear often.
26:41That's right.
26:43I'm going to M-1 tomorrow.
26:46What?
26:47I'm not going to wear a suit.
26:50You're going to wear a suit, right?
26:53This is the last suit.
26:56I'm going to make a mess today.
26:59I'm going to think about it tomorrow.
27:04What are you doing?
27:06Stop it.
27:08You're not going to M-1, right?
27:10I'm not going to M-1.
27:12I'm not going to M-1.
27:14It doesn't matter.
27:15I'm not going to M-1.
27:17Stop it.
27:19So, here's the story.
27:28Good evening.
27:30I'm TSUYOMI.
27:33What?
27:35I'm going to shoot the day before the M-1 qualifier.
27:38I'm going to shoot the day before the M-1 qualifier.
27:40I'm going to shoot the day before the M-1 qualifier.
27:42Stop it.
27:44You're so mean.
27:46You're so mean.
27:48But this is the last time.
27:50My costume was a mess.
27:53I thought you wouldn't do it.
27:55But you did it.
27:57I was impressed.
27:59I was impressed, too.
28:01Are you a prankster?
28:03Yes, I'm a prankster.
28:05You're acting like you're protecting me.
28:09But it's okay.
28:11Why?
28:13I hope you'll do well in the M-1 qualifier.
28:17I'll do my best tomorrow.
28:19Please change your clothes.
28:21No.
28:23I won't do it.
28:25By the way, the two teams made it to the third round.
28:30I hope the two teams will advance to the M-1 final.
28:35How was it?
28:38I was impressed.
28:40It's the final.
28:42I love it.
28:44I'm the winner.
28:46I'm the winner.
28:48I didn't do anything.
28:50But I'm the winner.
28:52You're a great comedian.
28:54How was it?
28:56When the champions took off their costumes,
28:59they made a short video with the audience.
29:02It was a short video.
29:04What is that?
29:06It's a full-size video.
29:07It was a narration-based video.
29:10I don't need it.
29:12It was a short video.
29:15The next presenter is this person.
29:24Please welcome Kendo Kobayashi.
29:28Who are you talking to?
29:30I was just imitating my boss.
29:32I was just imitating my boss.
29:34Everyone, do you know this person?
29:38This person.
29:40Do you know this person?
29:42Of course.
29:44What is the biggest feature of Mr. Onitatsu?
29:48The biggest feature is...
29:51It's a big name.
29:53It's like a nuclear war.
29:55A nuclear bomb.
29:57That's right.
29:59That's not it.
30:00What else?
30:02That's the image.
30:04The biggest feature of Mr. Onitatsu is...
30:06He looks young.
30:08What is that?
30:10Look at this picture.
30:12How old do you think he is?
30:15He looks young.
30:1751 years old.
30:1951 years old.
30:21How old is he?
30:2355 or 56 years old.
30:25I think he's 54 years old.
30:2754 years old.
30:28He's in his late 50s.
30:30He's in his late 50s.
30:32Mr. Onitatsu is actually 67 years old.
30:36That's young.
30:38He looks so young.
30:40He's so young.
30:42That's right.
30:44He's still active.
30:46He's still active.
30:48How many times has he retired?
30:50The number of times he retires and comes back is unknown to the pro-wrestling media.
30:54There are too many.
30:55We have a theory about Mr. Onitatsu's appearance.
30:59Here it is.
31:01Mr. Onitatsu doesn't look older than his actual age,
31:05so if he's told he's older than his actual age, he'll explode.
31:09Why?
31:11I don't like that.
31:13I've never seen that.
31:15If he's told he's older than his actual age, he'll explode.
31:19What's going on?
31:21Where is Mr. Onitatsu?
31:26We're in Sugamo for a shoot on Wednesday.
31:30We're in Sugamo.
31:32We're in the middle of Sugamo.
31:34Look at this set in front of the station.
31:36They set up a special stage.
31:38It's amazing.
31:40I want to do it in the middle of Sugamo.
31:42I'm on TV.
31:44Let's have him on the show.
31:47Please.
31:49Nice to meet you.
31:51He's young.
31:53He's young.
31:55I can't see him.
31:57Nice to meet you.
31:59He's cool.
32:01He's young.
32:03He's big and young.
32:05I can't see his actual age.
32:07He's cool.
32:09He's 67 years old.
32:11I can't see him.
32:13This time,
32:15we'll have Mr. Onitatsu battle with someone younger than his actual age.
32:21I see.
32:22The general public will be asked to guess their age.
32:26The person who looks younger will be the winner.
32:30Will Onita be able to beat all five of them?
32:35And...
32:37If you're older than 67,
32:39or if you're 68,
32:41you'll explode.
32:43Why?
32:45I've heard of it.
32:47Don't say unnecessary things.
32:50I think it'll be fine.
32:52I don't think I'll be told I'm older than 67.
32:55I don't think I'll explode today.
32:57Have you ever been told you look 70?
33:00I've never been told.
33:02Even if you lose,
33:05you'll explode.
33:07It'll be a super explosion.
33:09You'll have to bear with it.
33:12Here's Onita's first opponent.
33:18A woman.
33:20Mr. Okuda.
33:22How old do you think she is?
33:26I don't know.
33:28She's under 40.
33:30She's in her 30s.
33:32She's in her mid-30s.
33:34She's 38.
33:36I think she's around that age.
33:38Mr. Okuda, how old are you?
33:40What?
33:42This is bad.
33:44This is bad.
33:46Don't bring someone like this.
33:49It's a shame.
33:51The two New Yorkers
33:54are looking for someone who can guess their age.
33:58Someone who doesn't seem to know much about pro wrestling.
34:01That's right.
34:03Someone who doesn't seem to be able to guess Onita's age.
34:06A young girl would be good.
34:08The two men in their 20s
34:11called out to them.
34:14If you answer a quiz correctly,
34:17you get 10,000 yen.
34:19Is that okay?
34:21It's a really simple quiz.
34:25So...
34:27You want to get 10,000 yen, right?
34:29I really want it.
34:31You're the happiest when you're in your 20s.
34:33Let's start with the first person.
34:35This person.
34:37Curtain, open!
34:39This woman.
34:41I don't know.
34:43Is she bald?
34:45Even if she says she's 29,
34:47she's probably in her late 40s.
34:49It's difficult.
34:51It's difficult, right?
34:53So,
34:55how old do you think she is?
34:5741.
34:5941?
35:01I understand.
35:03Okuda-san is expected to be 41 years old.
35:07But what is her actual age?
35:10Okuda-san, how old are you?
35:12I'm 59 years old.
35:14What?
35:1659?
35:17Her hair is red.
35:19Really?
35:21This is amazing.
35:23It's super red.
35:25Okuda-san hit a strong 18-under.
35:29In order for Onita-san to win,
35:32she has to be under 48 years old.
35:35But...
35:37Okuda-san, you can do it.
35:39I'm sorry.
35:41This is Onita-san.
35:43How old do you think Onita-san is?
35:47I'm 73 years old.
35:50He got it right.
35:52He went up.
35:5473 years old.
35:5673 years old.
35:58With that said,
36:00let's see the electric current explosion.
36:03From the first shot,
36:05it was an overkill.
36:07Okuda-san, who is her opponent,
36:09has a 24-year age gap,
36:11and has lost.
36:13I'm sorry.
36:15Let's go!
36:18Ready, go!
36:26That's it.
36:29Wait a minute.
36:31Wait a minute.
36:33Isn't he dead?
36:35It was a shock.
36:37Sugamo, you did well.
36:39I got permission.
36:41Wait a minute.
36:43This is amazing.
36:45It's that bad?
36:47I feel sorry for him.
36:49I feel sorry for him.
36:51I feel sorry for him.
36:53With that said,
36:55let's move on to the second round.
36:57It's already over.
36:59There's no need to do it.
37:01It's already over.
37:03Let's see how old they are.
37:05Let's see how old they are.
37:07I don't know.
37:09Open!
37:14Let's take a closer look.
37:15Let's take a closer look.
37:17Is it okay?
37:19Let's look at the corner.
37:21There's a lot of hair.
37:23There's a lot of hair.
37:25Let's ask.
37:27How old do you think this person is?
37:29She's 43 years old.
37:31She's 43 years old.
37:33However,
37:35Konatsu-san's actual age is...
37:37She's 58 years old.
37:39She's 58 years old.
37:41That's amazing.
37:43She has a grandchild.
37:45She has a grandchild.
37:47There are a lot of people.
37:49With that said,
37:51Onita-san is 51 years younger than Konatsu-san.
37:54However,
37:56She's 67 years old.
37:58She's 67 years old.
38:00So,
38:02Are you going to do it again?
38:04Even though she didn't overdo it,
38:07she lost to a 15-year-old.
38:15I'm sorry.
38:20She's screaming.
38:23She's big.
38:25I'm sorry.
38:27You can't do this to a 67-year-old.
38:30She guessed her age.
38:32I was surprised.
38:34It's the second time.
38:36Wait a minute.
38:38She guessed it right.
38:40I'm sorry, Onita-san.
38:42You saw that she was 67 years old, right?
38:45It was perfect.
38:47It wasn't like this.
38:49The third round.
38:52We can still win.
38:54Young people are no good.
38:56Young people think Onita-san is old.
38:59It's a shocking fact.
39:01We like Onita-san so much.
39:03Onita-san is still young.
39:05She was 67 years old when she was young.
39:07Maybe.
39:09Young people should stop.
39:11So,
39:12this 70-year-old sister is the one who guessed it right.
39:18Curtain, open.
39:22This is the man.
39:24Look at him closely.
39:26He's 20 years old.
39:32How old do you think he is?
39:3625?
39:38He's 25 years old.
39:40He's 25 years old.
39:42How old do you think Takahashi-chan is?
39:45Takahashi-chan?
39:47He's 39 years old.
39:49We can still win.
39:51We can still win.
39:53He thought he could win at this stage.
39:56But he was 14 years younger than Takahashi-chan.
40:00He's 25 years older than Takahashi-chan.
40:02Onita.
40:04Do you know him?
40:06Yes, I do.
40:08He's a professional wrestler, Onita Atsushi.
40:10You don't know Onita Atsushi, do you?
40:13I don't know him.
40:15Let's see how you guess.
40:18How old do you think he is?
40:2060 years old.
40:22I've known him for a long time.
40:24You've known him for a long time.
40:26Please step back a little.
40:28I'm a little surprised.
40:30Please cover your ears.
40:32I'm a little surprised.
40:41Onita-san!
40:44That's dangerous.
40:46I saw the light.
40:48Onita-san, it's a minus.
40:50Onita-san, you've lost by one year.
40:53You've almost won.
40:55What are you talking about?
40:57Onita wants to win soon.
40:59Who is his next opponent?
41:02That's enough.
41:04It's Onita's story to start with.
41:06Curtain, open!
41:08Nice to meet you.
41:13Do you know Kaneda-san?
41:15I don't know him.
41:17I've seen him before, but I don't think I know his age.
41:21Kaneda-san, how old do you think he is?
41:2439 years old.
41:2639 years old.
41:28What is Kaneda's actual age?
41:3251 years old.
41:34He's young.
41:35He's young.
41:37You're crazy.
41:39What are you talking about?
41:4152 years old.
41:4459 years old.
41:4659 years old.
41:48Please start.
41:50I'm a little surprised.
41:52Please cover your ears.
41:54What are you talking about?
41:56His pace is getting faster.
41:59His pace is getting faster.
42:01Onita!
42:03Onita!
42:06They've lost four times in a row.
42:10And the last opponent is...
42:13Here it is.
42:19Yabushita-san.
42:21What is your actual age?
42:27Who is running?
42:29Is it you, Onita-san?
42:31Is it you, Onita-san?
42:32Please cover your ears.
42:34I don't know.
42:36The meeting started at 4 a.m.
42:38I don't know.
42:40The third time.
42:43Yabushita-san.
42:45What is your actual age?
42:4781 years old.
42:4981 years old?
42:51He's done it.
42:53He's done it.
42:55Let's cover our ears.
42:57I can't see his age.
42:59I can't see his age.
43:01I don't know.
43:03It's okay if he's a foreigner.
43:05It's the best if he's a foreigner.
43:07It's the best if he's a Japanese.
43:09It's better if he's a foreigner.
43:11It's better if he's a foreigner.
43:13He gave up on the Japanese sense.
43:16He called out to this foreign man.
43:20Which country are you from?
43:22America.
43:24And so...
43:26Here it is.
43:31Please guess the age of this woman.
43:3681 years old.
43:39I'm surprised.
43:41Why did she look 81 years old?
43:43I don't know.
43:45I don't know.
43:47I see. I got it.
43:50This is how the strategy of a foreigner in New York works.
43:54Here, Onita-san has a big chance.
43:57I can win if I'm 86 years old.
43:59If he looks 1 year younger than his actual age, he wins.
44:04But...
44:06It's Onita-san who wins in the end.
44:08I'm going to win in the end.
44:11How old do you think this man is?
44:1671 years old.
44:18Why?
44:2081 years old and 71 years old.
44:22So, please give me the first bat.
44:25It's okay.
44:26I'm going to win.
44:28I'm going to win.
44:30I'm going to win.
44:32I'm going to win.
44:34I'm going to win.
44:36I'm going to win.
44:38I'm going to win.
44:40Onita-san is changing the direction of his face.
44:43That's not true.
44:45It's a mess in the end.
44:47I'm going to win.
44:49I'm going to win.
44:51He was the most eye-catching man.
44:53So, as you can see, he was the most eye-catching man.
44:59Onita-san was 66 years old on average.
45:02So, Onita-san looks 1 year younger than his actual age.
45:08He looks 1 year younger than his actual age.
45:10What do you think, Onita-san?
45:13When I was asked how old I thought I was, I said I was 58 years old.
45:17So, I'm a little embarrassed to say that I'm younger than my actual age.
45:19The length of the fourth explosion was exactly the same length of the time I spilled coffee on my clothes.