Frasier Season 11 Episode 7 Maris Returns
Frasier Season 11 Episode 7 Maris Returns
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00:00mmm that lemon sunrise smells refreshing oh tastes like a cup of cold sick it's
00:08hell to be pregnant I know no you don't know I don't and that's why I got you
00:16this present well does your day spa yes for this afternoon I think you need a
00:23little pampering I'm so lucky to have a husband who's so tolerant of my mood
00:32swings I want to come up with it I'm not stupid
00:36oh hey glorious morning it is isn't it may I get my usual please
00:42well nice to see you're approaching your first day of private practice with
00:47such an upbeat attitude yes I'm like an eager schoolboy on his first day of
00:51fractions so how was the band landing him spotty last night weren't you lucky
00:57to snare an invitation yes no no well I better get over to your father's call me
01:05later I will thanks again for my day of beauty I'm sorry I snapped at you did
01:14you snap at me I didn't even notice that's because you don't listen
01:21ah the mood swings takes me back oh thank you well anyway in honor of your
01:32first day I want to take you out to lunch there's a wonderful Indian
01:35restaurant right across the street from our building actually could we order in
01:38from the museum I'm booked except between the hours of 1145 and 1230 all
01:43right my that's an ambitious first day yes well I really wanna pack in all I
01:49can that's why I took the day off my radio show well happy sailings of the
01:55choppy waters of the dysfunctional and the disturbed optional eyebrow wax what
02:01is that supposed to mean
02:08same deal skipper
02:12I'm Peggy I hope I'm not late not at all won't you come in I'm dr. Frazier
02:22Craig please be seated first of all welcome
02:28whether our journey together lasts for years or just one day I can't tell you
02:34how excited I am to take this first step with you you know I'm just the temp
02:43well I see my first patient is here if you could just see her in thank you
02:48radio
02:52go right in hello dr. crane I'm Jane Walsh hello Jane please be seated won't
02:59you I'm dr. Frazier crane first of all welcome whether our journey together
03:07lasts for years or just for one day I can't tell you how excited I am to take
03:13this first step with you have we met ah I am in the media so my face is
03:20recognizable but don't let that inhibit you please what's on your mind okay
03:30well sometimes I feel this this kind of sadness hanging over me I see and is
03:38this sadness triggered by anything wait did you ever a date a woman named
03:44Stephanie Walsh yes a few years ago yeah she's my sister oh yeah I met you at a
03:52party once oh well then I'm glad we cleared that up all right now this
03:59sadness of yours is it a general
04:06I'm sorry I was just remembering something yeah I'm sad all the time
04:15you are now at a place where you can feel free to express yourself I'm sorry
04:22I was just I was thinking about something my sister told me about you
04:29well perhaps we should discuss it okay um you were in bed with my sister and
04:37right in the middle of things I guess you called her milady
04:46I see I'm sorry no no no please it's important that you feel free to express
04:55yourself to me please go on all right it became this like running joke between me
04:59and my sister she called me milady and I called her milady and my mother started
05:06doing it and now my aunt has a cat named milady this isn't going to work
05:18I am so sorry oh please not at all it's just fine and best of luck conquering
05:26that constant sadness if you're done to see your next patient is here already
05:38yeah that's me I find it best to be no later than a half hour early saves a lot
05:46of anxiety first of all welcome whether our journey together lasts for years or
05:56just one day I can't tell you how excited I am to take this first step
06:02no this won't work
06:04that's all right Peggy
06:14with your 10 o'clock already that was my 11
06:21hello calm down calm down what is it I was planning on munching with Fraser no
06:38no if it's if it's it's that urgent I'll see you then oh dear let's got Daphne all
06:46worked up now it wasn't Daphne it was Maris I haven't spoken to her for months she said
07:00she needs to see me about what I don't know she was hysterical I haven't heard of this
07:07panic since her strength gave out halfway through a revolving door
07:10I have to cancel lunch well can't you see her after lunch I have patients before then I'm
07:23sorry this is just won't work out you could at least give him a chance it's his first day
07:31excuse me I'm crazy and I need to see the doctor oh dad ah this for your office thank you once
07:51you have a seat Oh Jenna I'm just trying to figure out this chair from Stockholm design
08:01instruction booklet alone would account for the high speed of suicide rate hey oh listen how did
08:12things go with marriage marriage she invited me to lunch at the talk she's gotten involved with
08:22some Argentine polo player turns out he's a cad and a gold digger with a violent temper to boot
08:31that's probably what she put in her ad so now what did you tell her I told her to leave him
08:44if he causes trouble get a restraining order she's very upset by the whole thing fourth thing
08:51completely lost her appetite barely touched her snail supposed to be seeing Daphne she's going
08:59to love this well you're not gonna tell her are you well I think I have to don't I you don't tell
09:06your pregnant wife that you have lunch with your ex is I agree with that normally I'm a proponent
09:12of telling the truth but as a man has dealt with the pregnant spouse I say lie lie until your pants
09:16are on fire I see your point of course but this isn't just a little fib to cover up some after
09:27work shoe shopping this is a big lie I'm just not comfortable with it I'm back from lunch your
09:35next patient is here thank you Peggy well I'd love to stay and chat duty calls if you want to
09:43wait he's usually very quick thank you hello dr. Crane I'm Carol Dryden hi Carol please come
09:59in won't you sit down welcome whether our journey lasts for several years or just for a day I want
10:14you to know how excited I am to take this first step with you so what's on your mind I guess I
10:23have trouble asserting myself uh-huh how so well like last week I was supposed to have dinner with
10:31some friends please don't you go ahead anyway I didn't really feel up to dinner but I'm the kind
10:56of person that hates to disappoint people and I was the designated driver as usual and tell you
11:05what I'm just going to get another chair and why don't you keep talking if you like I can still
11:13hear you so we go to dinner and my two friends on either side of me are are talking over me like I'm
11:24not even there and then when dinner arrived my meal didn't come and no one even noticed I guess
11:33after a while that kind of thing gets to you it's like people aren't paying attention to me
11:42very frustrating for you I'm a good person but sometimes I just feel like the whole world is
11:58shutting me out oh there you are I was just calling to see if you were on your way I used
12:12to move faster before I was carrying a child around in me why don't I get you a soothing cup
12:22of herb tea and then I'll tell you what a very interesting lunch I had today hello yes he just
12:38stepped away who's calling what do you want Maris it most certainly is my business he's my
12:47husband now you leave him alone that was Maris she has some nerve calling after all she put us
12:55through how stupid does she think you are that you'd have anything more to do with her right
13:00cheer me up tell me about your interesting lunch
13:06Frazier you have lunch with him all the time wait a minute I spoke to him earlier he told me he was
13:24eating in and that's the interesting part because just then dad showed up and that clogged ear of
13:33his was acting up so I took him to the doctor that's not interesting and your father told me
13:42he was going to the dog track and that's where it gets interesting because after the doctor we had
13:52lunch at the dog track let me just go check on your teeth hey death hello Martin how are your
14:04ears I was just darling telling Daphne that I had lunch with you at the dog track right after the
14:18ear doctor right and how about that flat tire on the freeway Niles helped me change it oh right
14:31now I know you're lying it all makes sense now first you get me out of the house with that spa
14:39then this ridiculous story you're throwing me a surprise baby shower tonight aren't you
14:49but promise you look surprised when you come in through the door
14:52well I should run the parties tonight and I have one or two finishing touches
15:03come along dad huh come along oh gee what you know my ear is really stuck in the car
15:14hey Niles not a bad party for two hours notice it's a disaster
15:29none of Daphne's friends could make it I told the caterer I wanted a maternity motif he thought
15:37I said fraternity and now we have three kegs of beer and a six-foot boogie great spread Niles
15:45Kenny Daly Frazier's boss Ross invited me sorry I didn't bring a present actually you did a baby
15:54blanket you'll find it in the pile on the table oh by the way your wife's a peach my wife isn't
16:01here yet oh no whose stomach that I just rubbed really stuck in your pie hole but I've had a
16:13very tough day I'm entitled to a little comfort food before my evening appointment that was pretty
16:23maybe a tip son tough nights on the force I used to eat like that trouble was I'd be sitting in
16:31the squad car all night pants digging in stomach making unholy noises there's only one thing that
16:39helps loosen your belt and pop the top button thank you dad for schooling me in the ancient
16:46ways oh my god what a surprise I've never been so surprised all these people who mean so much to
17:12us mom and Frazier and you our door man doesn't he work with Frazier that man at the big sandwich
17:28once word got out who was I to say no I don't see many of my friends yet well Holly be coming
17:38Tina well I had to make the cutoff somewhere excuse me darling
17:42I'm telling her another lie every time I open my mouth yourself man it's called marriage
18:07crane yes I'm mr. Bond the Rojo I'm the lover of the ex-wife Mary's you've made a mistake
18:17my marriage today he gave her fool's advice and she was a fool to follow it
18:30are you all right
18:42Niles did you have lunch with Maris today yes I was just about you weren't planning
18:50my shower at all this whole party was just a sham I'm so sorry not as sorry as I am
18:58Daphne Daphne wait I don't want to hear it I've never been so humiliated in my life allow me
19:05dr. Crane your appointment is here is your eye okay it's kind of twitching well just a little
19:25unfortunate accident please send her in hi I'm Shannon Palmer hello Shannon please won't you be
19:39seated I'm dr. Frazier crane first of all welcome whether our journey together lasts for years or
19:53only just today I can't tell you how excited I am to take this first step with you okay
20:03Jesus is a little hard to talk about oh well just relax you know many of my patients find
20:11it easier to open up if they're lying down well I guess I have problems with men no matter what
20:28they say all they really seem to want is sex it's hard because I want to be loved for who I am of
20:43course but if who I am is an attractive woman what was that it must be the the air conditioning
20:59or something please continue
21:11I need a perfectly nice man and I don't trust him let me see no girl this is Stephanie Walsh
21:21remember my lady sorry about my sister you're not the first guy to do something weird
21:28I'm so sorry
21:46what is wrong with you it's not my fault it's just a trick I learned from my dad
21:59you certainly know how to keep them moving
22:07anyways if you could sign my time card I'll be going although if you haven't hired anyone
22:14permanent yet well Peggy I'm afraid I won't really be needing anybody permanent starting
22:22I think this return to private practice was a big mistake everyone's first day is a little
22:28rough well except mine I didn't even have to do any billing nice meeting you nice meeting you too
22:52dr. Crane yes I was your three o'clock that canceled I got cold feet I was hoping maybe
23:10you could squeeze me in oh well uh it's just about to put this day out of its misery but
23:15please come in thanks I'm Brad Kincaid that's not my real name I'll just get it off your
23:27insurance form huh why don't you have a seat Brad first of all welcome whether this journey
23:37forget it what's troubling you oh I just went through a messy divorce and my kids in another
23:50city I came here to begin a new career but it's not happening for me and I'm thinking maybe I
23:58made a big mistake you know Brad sometimes things take a little longer to turn in our favor than we
24:08think they should how long well that depends tell me more I'm listening okay well I've been here
24:22about six months now Daphne I am so sorry it's all right well not completely but I'm not as mad
24:46as I was I just don't understand why you couldn't tell me you having lunch with Maris I was going to
24:54but you were just so upset when she called I didn't know how you'd react I suppose I have
25:01been a little bit difficult lately haven't I there's just no good answer to that I'm too tired
25:18to talk about this right now all I want is a nice cup of tea in a warm bed coming up in one last
25:25word I tell you Maris will never come between us again and now news headlines police have just
25:36arrested Seattle socialite Maris Crane for the murder of her lover Argentine polo star Esteban
25:43Di Rojo Di Rojo was killed this evening at mrs. Crane's
25:54hey baby I hear the blues a-calling tossed salads and scrambled eggs oh my and maybe I seem a bit
26:05confused well maybe but I got you pegged but I don't know what to do with those tossed salads
26:16and scrambled eggs they're calling again goodnight Seattle we love you