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00:00BANG! BANG! BANG!
00:30MUSIC
00:52CRASH!
00:54CRASH!
00:56MUSIC
00:59CRASH!
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01:06BANG!
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01:11CRASH!
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01:22CRASH!
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01:53BANG!
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01:58BANG!
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02:10I don't know if it was right to take over the post as Sheriff of Red City.
02:15The nest seems to be in the outskirts of hell, my good Mr. Jolly.
02:22Even if you don't know anything, you only die once.
02:25Ah, a cool bath is just the right thing to do before I go into the heat of battle.
02:32MUSIC
02:49Hey, you've got me. Even Jolly Jumper took her with him.
02:57A great start in my Sheriff career.
03:02Oh!
03:04How do you like the excursion? Do you do sports or do you sleepwalk?
03:09Neither, Hank. They've stolen everything from me.
03:12Be careful!
03:14There's my horse, Jolly Jumper.
03:16You want to get yourself some sleep, don't you?
03:18Put your shirt on.
03:23Uh...
03:24Yes, madam.
03:26Papperlapap! No excursions! You can't play with your health.
03:31Get in, horse thief! I don't think your move to Red City will go unnoticed.
03:50Stop acting like you're thinking. Show me your cards, Jeff.
03:54I've got two jacks. Is that enough?
03:57Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. I've got three kings.
04:03Boss, boss! Guess who's sending us!
04:08A new Sheriff.
04:11Another one for Red City? That's got to be a joke.
04:15He's got to make sure he doesn't get the sun in his eyes.
04:20A new customer for our corpse carrier.
04:23I'm going to send him to his colleagues in a narrow box.
04:27If that's true, he'll be here today.
04:30Probably with the mail coach at three o'clock.
04:33Let's see what kind of guy this Lucky Luke is.
04:39Hold back, okay?
04:46Red City gets its name right. The earth is completely red.
04:50It's probably the blood that's been flowing here.
04:54The blood of the dead Sheriff.
04:56Do you believe that?
05:00Red City! You're suspended for 20 minutes.
05:03And good luck if you get out.
05:07Don't shoot yet.
05:09He might be a tough guy.
05:15A real tough guy.
05:18A greenhorn!
05:20Half a portion for our Sheriff.
05:25Give the Sheriff his snuff.
05:27Then he'll get his teeth.
05:29Hello, half a portion.
05:31My name is Pat Poker.
05:33I'm a professional player and owner of the Silver Dollar.
05:36I welcome you to Red City, Sheriff.
05:40Allow me to put this star on your hero's chest.
05:45Take him to the saloon.
05:47Bill, I'll throw a round. We have a reason to celebrate.
05:54We only drink from the finest, Bill.
05:57To the honor of our new Sheriff.
06:05Is that the new Sheriff?
06:09Well, cheers, Sheriff.
06:11Cheers, Sheriff. You're gonna be big and strong.
06:14We need a weapon for our hero.
06:17Yes, exactly.
06:19Here, Mr. Luke.
06:21I have the honor to give you this invaluable tool
06:24for maintaining justice and order in Red City.
06:32Please accept this noble riding animal
06:35as a sign of our deep respect.
06:38But be careful.
06:44You're not saying anything, Patrick.
06:46These are all good deeds.
06:48Well, maybe we should send our half a portion to school first.
06:57You're always welcome, Sheriff.
06:59My saloon is always open to you.
07:03Goodbye.
07:05He's as dumb and dumb as a sheep.
07:08He won't put his nose in our business.
07:11And if he tries, he'll remember his nose.
07:15Back to the cards.
07:17And lose carefully if you don't want to screw him all day.
07:29What a junkyard.
07:35Joss Bone?
07:38Slim Wayne, killed by a blind horse at midnight.
07:43Sam Oates,
07:45killed by a stray bullet in the back.
07:49Dean Stockton,
07:51the victim of a star collector.
07:56Wearing a badge like that is bad for the heart.
08:00And a hat like that is bad for the brain.
08:04And with that rusty artillery, no one has a chance.
08:08If only I had my gun back.
08:11And my good old Johnny.
08:13Where could he be?
08:19What do you want, boss?
08:22The usual treatment for players at Silver Saloon, Big Nose.
08:35You have one minute to pray, amigo.
08:38And then the horse will take care of itself and you're done.
08:42I didn't cheat. I won with a few threes.
08:46May I join the show?
08:48The voice of the law.
08:50Welcome, Sheriff.
08:53Do you have your stone slingshot with you?
08:55Okay, you can watch Rat City talk,
08:59but don't try to play the sheriff.
09:04Rat City
09:11Whoa!
09:12Don't take it away, it's a stink bug!
09:19Good job, little smoker.
09:21But now aim so I can breathe freely again.
09:29I'm afraid the boss won't like this.
09:32Stink bugs are horrible, I hate them.
09:40Not even cheating can get it right.
09:45What is it?
09:46Is he having fun with his two threes?
09:49Not quite, boss. The sheriff got in the way.
09:52What?
09:53You let the green snitch spit in your soup?
09:56Who's breaking the law here?
09:58You, who else?
10:00He's annoying.
10:06He's annoying.
10:09But not for long.
10:12Go on, take care of it, you mosquito.
10:24I'm here, Eskadmoski, I'm here.
10:28Oh!
10:30Be careful, it can go off.
10:33It's making holes, isn't it?
10:36Give me the gold back.
10:42Be careful, be careful, it's not a toy, little one.
10:45Shh!
10:47Who are you?
10:49She's not doing anything.
10:51She's flying away again.
10:53I can't get rid of these mosquitoes.
10:56Please don't.
11:02Oh!
11:07Good day, dead man.
11:09The fear has killed her.
11:11But she's a customer like any other.
11:13What do you mean dead man? That's insulting.
11:16I'm a funeral institution.
11:22Somehow I have the impression that this father is not as harmless as he seems.
11:36Now that's something.
11:38If that's not Jolly, then I'm my twin brother.
11:41Hello, old friend.
11:46What a pleasure to see you again.
11:49Come later, your pleasure.
11:52Pee pee, these initials remind me of a dear new acquaintance.
11:57The young man seems to be a horse lover.
12:17Here you go.
12:18Three times in a row? No way!
12:21Where can I find fat poker?
12:24Look for the biggest yellow mountain.
12:26There's poker behind it.
12:28Fat and fresh.
12:29We've never had anything but good mood.
12:32The 15, I won.
12:37Now look at this, our little sheriff.
12:40Half a portion.
12:41Shall we play a little poker?
12:43Yes, that's why I'm here.
12:46Poker straight.
12:48No exchange of cards.
12:50And what shall I bet?
12:52Your horse.
12:57Four kings.
12:59Four aces.
13:01Your bad luck.
13:02Absolutely impossible.
13:04My fifth hand is an ace.
13:06I hate to be accused of cheating.
13:11Now take off your suit.
13:13Then we'll continue, but only with 52 cards.
13:21That's all against your horse.
13:23And I give.
13:35A few jacks.
13:36A straight.
13:37Okay, the club is yours, but get out of here.
13:41Otherwise I can't guarantee your health any longer.
13:51I'll discuss this with my horse.
13:58Watch where he goes.
14:00He gets the quitter for his freshness.
14:02And you there, come here.
14:11The knife in the heart.
14:13That can be very healthy.
14:25We'll get rid of him.
14:27Again, no customer.
14:29Don't worry, we'll send you another one.
14:32Yes, yes, yes.
14:34We'll get rid of him.
14:36Yes, yes, yes.
14:38Yes, yes, yes.
14:41My luck, what can you do?
14:43Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
15:08That's a very good piece of meat.
15:13Five.
15:14Four.
15:16Three.
15:17One.
15:18And run.
15:20Oh, you fat old man.
15:22It's empty.
15:23Pet Pogo must have been mistaken.
15:25Hands up and no movement.
15:28This half portion again.
15:31Thanks for the artillery.
15:33It's more effective than my cork gun.
15:43That was something.
15:45He actually caught her.
15:47Now that's going to be hot.
15:51I'm sorry to have to leave you,
15:53but I still have a rendezvous with you already know who.
15:59Now to us, Pet Pogo.
16:02This time we have the same chances.
16:14Where are they?
16:16They should be here by now with the key from the safe.
16:24The sheriff is back.
16:26Big Nose, Das Hufhaisen and Chef are in prison.
16:30And this time it's our turn.
16:32We have to get out of here.
16:34We have to get out of here.
16:36We have to get out of here.
16:38We have to get out of here.
16:40Big Nose, Das Hufhaisen and Chef are in prison.
16:43And this time it's our turn.
16:45Adler, I'll give him a chance to leave the city.
16:50Zahl, he's a dead man.
16:52Zahl, don't go too far away.
16:55They'll need you soon.
16:57Yes, you're right.
17:04Give me the Winchester.
17:06The Winchester, I said.
17:09What's going to happen, boss?
17:13Come on, the air is too icy for you.
17:34Pet Pogo, get rid of the Winchester.
17:37Hello, Sheriff.
17:39What a nice new suit.
17:41Yes, and I don't like it at all when you make holes in it.
17:45In the name of the law, you're under arrest, Pet Pogo.
17:48And that guy, they say, would be half a portion.
17:51That's your right, Sheriff.
17:53Yes.
17:57Don't talk nonsense, half a portion.
17:59You don't have the slightest proof against me.
18:03Your soul is as black as a poker chip.
18:08Your accomplices have already confessed to the bank robbery.
18:12And every loser has to pay his debts.
18:15Not before the final game.
18:18I'll give you ten seconds to leave.
18:22Ten seconds, after the bell.
18:25Yes!
18:30This nest is too small for both of us, Poker.
18:35I'll give you one last chance.
18:37If the bell rings, you'll leave.
18:39But no wrong move.
18:41I like to stick to the rules.
18:55TEN SECONDS LATER
19:26Oh.
19:30Oh.
19:35Look at that.
19:37Death seems bigger than life to Pet Pogo.
19:40The page has turned. He died the way he lived.
19:43He bluffed.
19:45And he was the best shooter in Red City.
19:49But he died in his boots. That's fate.
19:52A coyote dies in bed.
19:56Make room.
19:58Go to the side.
20:03I'm an institution. Always on duty.
20:07Speaking of duty, duty and staff, staff.
20:16The same, Sheriff?
20:18No, thank you. I'll take my turn first.
20:22At last you get a sense of security here.
20:26You said he was half a portion.
20:29He's the most dangerous man in all of Red City.
20:52Is that the end of the song?
21:12At last.
21:14I thought I was going to die.
21:17All right.
21:20This is for you.
21:22There's nothing left for me to do.
21:24But one day this Lucky Luke will get his reward.
21:28Where's your horse?
21:30It's by the barn.
21:32Hello, Poker.
21:35Are you playing Phantom now?
21:38I knew you weren't dead.
21:41Because I wasn't aiming for you.
21:44I always hit the target.
21:49Because I suspected your accomplice in your friend of the institution,
21:53I wanted to be sure.
21:56And now I'll arrest you both.
22:06The paper took long enough, Pet Poker.
22:10This time I'll catch you.
22:12Dead or alive.
22:14Alive.
22:39Now you're not just standing there with one foot in the grave.
22:45You're not.
22:51I dig deep, I want to dig deep.
23:15To the left.
23:18To the right.
23:36This time the cards are against you, Pet Poker.
23:41Come on, Jolly, show me what you can do.
23:58I can't get rid of this guy.
24:00This Lucky Luke.
24:03Come on, Jolly, we'll get him.
24:11You just have to go through the mountains.
24:14He'll never get there.
24:24Good.
24:25The fool stays on the right path.
24:37There's no dust left.
24:40There.
24:43Turn around, Jolly.
24:48He turned away from the path here.
24:50We'll follow him.
25:00We'll spend the night here, Jolly.
25:02The ascent is too dangerous.
25:04We'll continue tomorrow morning.
25:10Tomorrow morning.
25:41How terrible.
25:42He died with the rock.
25:46Luck has finally left him.
25:48No more tricks will help.
25:52Throw me the end of your lasso.
25:54And no lectures.
25:56You always have one last chance.
26:01Pet Poker, you're under arrest.
26:03That's all I'm asking for, Lucky Luke.
26:06That's all I'm asking for, Lucky Luke.
26:12For the first time, I can play a game without cheating.
26:36It can be dangerous to hurt someone
26:43But problems are solved much better
26:49By keeping calm and cool
26:55My heart's too big to cry here
27:02I ain't nobody's fool
27:10Lonesome cowboy
27:16Lonesome cowboy
27:22You're a long, long way
27:28From home
27:34Lonesome cowboy
27:40Lonesome cowboy
27:46You're a long, long way
27:53To go
27:58To go