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00:00You
00:08Heading to the airport see you in an hour
00:11Hi, Anton. I thought I just saw Joe at the Falconer with a woman
00:16So sorry going to be late flights to my big eye roll. Just grabbing a quick drink it guess where
00:23Falconer with my sister-in-law
00:25Am I you a dirty little secret? Oh, hang on. Where's this come from?
00:30What are your friends making you feel bad again?
00:33Expected there'd be more jacarandas. It's very brown. I'll shoot too. Well, I'm brown
00:42So nice to see you again Joe lovely to finally meet you birdie. Oh, thank you make yourselves at home
00:49I have to warn you. We've had Liam around. Yeah, look it'd be shame to cut this place up into
00:56Separate apartment. He does like you really Anton. Yes. He's invited you to his wedding
01:02I love a country wedding. Should I book you a flight? No, I can book it. Where's the flight details?
01:12Can you get Toby's dad to drive you into the bank it's 10 minutes into town I
01:17Need to know whether he's coming or not
01:19It's the seat next to mine booked and has that person checked in the flight is fully booked. Oh, this is seats taken
01:26I'm 21 B
01:49I
02:19I
02:49I
02:57So after all that now, he's rebooking
03:00What flight have you got the details?
03:03Maybe he'll be here tomorrow. That's gonna get fine. Sure
03:08Right, so if you and Rory can help Kath with dinner tonight. Mm-hmm. I've got it
03:13Lila very kindly is offered to do lunch tomorrow and then Don and Toby will be dealing with the lamb spit
03:19So I don't have to do it because it's really freaky looking
03:29Are you doing I'm just doing some last-minute work emails. I got my music
03:43I'm all yours
04:05Did you remember her dress was yes, it's all staged
04:09Oh
04:16He's coming tomorrow, are you excited?
04:21Where's Joe, oh, he's he's we're never date a businessman. Where's your mom? Hi
04:29Jump on in
04:33Oh, that's the perfect amount, thank you, sweetheart
04:38Hello, come here you
04:42Look at you. Oh, but we missed the plane. Yeah
04:47This is tied up in the city on a property deal. He's going to my
04:51Okay, but I put you two in the guest house
04:53Oh, well, actually I did say to mom that that she could have you in this house because she needs the en suite
04:59Yes, and I've told her that I won't bloody hear of it. I've put her in the Sun room. Come on
05:05Off you go
05:08Everything you need is in here for the two of you. Oh, thanks Kath
05:13So are you in love
05:18He's really wonderful
05:21What's he like? I want to know everything
05:25Does he make you feel special
05:28Mm-hmm. Well, that's right then
05:30Toby told us all about him anyway. Oh
05:33Look what did he say? Oh, you know, just that you found yourself a good country bloke now
05:39Don't let Don bore him to death with farm talk. You know what he can be like. Mm-hmm. I've gotta keep moving
05:45Look, yeah, I'll be I'll be right there to help you out
05:47Oh
05:55Sure, what you got my speech and I've been helping them with the seeding plan put you enjoy at the special end
06:06Can I see your speech no, it's a surprise
06:10We put family up this end and then all of the single people and people who didn't fit anywhere else
06:16Go down here and cousin Gus and then I'm here with my friends. Oh, I heard you arrived
06:22Oh, hi, I told Kath a couple should have the guest house. Yeah. Well, thank you. Well, so where is he? I
06:29Mean, I use he'll be coming
06:32Sorry about earlier. I got a bit confused
06:35I was trying to get on to Joe, but he was in meetings and
06:40He didn't end up needing the money he's worked it out so he bought it or he lost it which one is it
06:46Would you like it? Would you like a snack darling? Yeah
06:49See what you can find in there. Oh, well, it's the weekend. They can't really do anything till Monday's. Uh-huh
06:56We'll just leave Joe to his own business affairs. I don't really understand it. Well, it was you who dragged us all into it
07:03Yeah, I know. Sorry
07:07Thank you for going to the bank it meant a lot
07:10Anyway, we'll just focus on Anton and Toby now. Oh
07:21Come on miss let's go and see what your slave driver Nan wants us to do
07:25I mean, I don't know why she didn't hire some help for the weekend. I think I'll take the flowers. They'll be lovely in my room
07:31Bye
07:38Hi, you've reached Joseph, please leave a message and I'll get back to you when I can
07:45There's only the one o'clock flight tomorrow and it's fully booked so I'm assuming you're gonna be on that I
07:51Cannot fucking understand why you ever called me back
08:00I
08:20Heard from Anton you might be getting married next
08:31You
08:39There's only the one o'clock flight tomorrow and it's fully booked so I'm assuming you're gonna be on that I
08:46Cannot understand why you ever called me
08:48I
09:02Everyone everyone have your attention, please. Thank you for coming to the farm and to mom and dad for hosting
09:09I
09:12Mentioned those family members who can't be with us this weekend. So Anton your mom. See ya always missed
09:20Margo's Gordon
09:22Auntie birdies Joe. Oh
09:24No, she was telling he's he's on his way
09:28My sister Jessa and her partner aid who couldn't be here unfortunately from Lisbon for the wedding, but they send
09:39I
09:41Want you to tell me about this property deal that is keeping the bow
10:11Away. Oh
10:13Amazing. Yes. It's a grand estate
10:17Just just outside Ballarat big red brick mansion with 18 rooms
10:22managers residents
10:24most gorgeous
10:26Olive Grove and and and a Pino vineyard not the old Tara estate. Oh
10:32No, there's only a couple I'd call brand in that area. Tara is the only one that grows Pino. Oh, no. No, no
10:38It's a Eldorado
10:41Tara sold recently
10:46Well, we're also looking at a
10:49another place good
10:51Jacaranda, which isn't really as pretty but
10:55Has brown grass and sheep do well on brown?
11:11I
11:18You've reached Joe bird, please leave a message and I'll get back to you when I can just call me Joe
11:41I
12:06You've reached please leave a message and I'll get back to you when I can
12:11I
12:41Oh
12:51Hey, hi, it's so good to see you you too. I
12:58Hear you're dating a bazillion air and buying a man
13:02Not quite
13:04We're thinking about moving back to Melbourne and trying for a baby
13:06Oh
13:08And when we do I will organize couples dinner for the six of us beautiful. Yeah, I can't wait
13:13I'm looking forward to meeting him. Yes, we're all looking forward to Joe's arrival. He's on the one o'clock isn't it?
13:22Donald head out after lunch
13:26Now Oh
13:28Don's not going out just for Josie. Well, everyone else arrived last night, didn't they? No, but he can just get a cab
13:34Here of it
13:36Well, you might need Don here. Excuse me, Missy, but your Joe is a VIP a special guest
13:43And we are all sting to meet him
13:47I'm so happy you found someone
13:52You know
13:56We were all saddest for you when your dad died, oh
14:00Oh
14:02What like that?
14:03Huh? You two were so close
14:08And your mum was
14:10wild
14:12jealousy
14:14You had to be careful, you know not to pay too much attention
14:19She gets strawberry with him
14:31Oh
14:41Fair on the wood heap
14:44Look familiar. Oh
14:46No, that's not elder. I don't think right. I thought it was too much of a coincidence
14:51I
14:59Might have a quick shower while the woods still
15:13Hi, you've reached over please leave a message and I'll get back to you
15:21You
15:33Hello, you've reached Northwest real estate, how can I help you? Oh, hi
15:36Did you handle the recent sale of the Tara state about three months ago? That's right a beautiful property
15:43Are you looking for something similar it?
15:47Did it go back on the market again
15:51So it's not currently for sale, okay. Thank you
16:21Birdie can you give us a hand Rory wants some braids. Oh, yes
16:27Hi
16:28Don, I've just heard from Joe. Well good. Well, no
16:32No, he's his son was at the pool and he was running and he's he slipped and and and hit his head
16:37Oh, no, is he okay?
16:39He's stitches. So it doesn't sound good. And I just I don't think he's gonna make his flight
16:47Let us know if there's anything we can do, okay
16:50Actually done can you just keep it between us I don't want to worry Anton and Toby I'm a fault
17:05You look nice. Oh
17:08I look terrible. Oh
17:12God what's happened to me? Oh
17:19I look so dumb. What? Oh, no, you're a princess. Oh
17:30Oh
17:32Look, you've got a crown look to you and the prince will come along one day. I love my princess
17:49Oh
18:00Let's exchange rings with this ring I'd be where I'd be weird
18:19I
18:22Picked this reading with my dad's from the velveteen rabbit
18:27What is real aster abit one day
18:29Real isn't how you are made said the skin horse. It's a thing that happens to you
18:36When someone loves you for a long time
18:39Not just to play with
18:43Then you become real
18:46Does it hurt I was the rabbit sometimes said the skin horse
18:53But when you are real, you don't mind big hurt
18:57Does it happen all at once like being wound up he asked?
19:01What if I did?
19:04Generally by the time you are real most of your hair has been left off and your eyes drop out and you get
19:12In your joints and very
19:21Once you're real
19:26Understand
19:41You
19:48Could somebody please pour me a champagne
20:01I'm terribly sorry birdie
20:11I
20:42Get ready
21:07How is his son doing Oh Don told you
21:12Yes, um, he's he's recovering. It's very scary. Mm-hmm. He sends sends his best
21:22I
21:23Think Jesser and age should set up this end of the table. I'm gonna go down there
21:27I would never ask you to move. It's no problem. I don't mind. No, please. No, really. I want to
21:35If everyone could please sit down
21:37Food will be served now. No, I can you run and get
21:44All right, there we go
22:07How do you know cousin Toby's you a friend and embryo is godmother
22:17Are you the egg donor
22:24So, what do you do I'm a journalist written anything that I'd know
22:37Joke hmm. He's he tied up in the city. He's really sorry
22:45What how long you gonna let this go on good
22:49They'll be a good explanation
22:51There always is
22:58What is happening to you can we please not do this today, it's your wedding
23:04please
23:05And when I don't care tomorrow
23:12Fine
23:14Okay, well food is up speeches after you're still good
23:21I'm great
23:24You are great
23:33Hey
23:35You know what you should write about
23:39Flight of the average bloke
23:41We're going extinct
23:43Normal guys don't get a look in unless you've got a six-figure bank salary. I
23:48Mean you guys don't even need us to have babies anymore. I think you'll be okay. Excuse me
24:05I
24:35I
25:05I
25:35I
26:05I
26:15Stay away from social media. I'm very private
26:30Just grabbing a quick trinket guess where the Falcon with my sister-in-law
26:36I fucking see you
27:01In
27:05Oh
27:12You walk cool gale shall find the
27:20Trees where you sit shall crowd in
27:35To raise where you sit shall crowd
28:06All right, all right, I would like to make a speech now
28:18Husband
28:24Love is not a noun
28:27It's a verb a doing word
28:32Love is
28:33turning up
28:35It's being there
28:37It's staying when things get tough
28:41Love is to make a decision
28:45You left me
28:51I love you
29:05I
29:12Most of you already know birdie
29:14She's been everything from my girlfriend to my best friend to Rory's godmother and now she is our maid of honor
29:35My
29:39Dad always says
29:45What are your friends making so I remember Anton ringing me and and telling me he'd met the one he'd found his person
29:54And what a find
30:00Trust me
30:02Ten full years of a love that just keeps growing
30:09The trust you share carries no doubt
30:21I can't imagine what that feels like
30:23I
30:31Couldn't be happier for you to Toby
30:36And Anton
30:51Good speech and now you can drink. Yeah, that's a good idea
31:05I
31:35I
32:05I
32:35Oh
33:05I
33:29Love
33:36I
33:48He's left you hasn't he
34:06Well, I can't watch it, oh it's embarrassing you don't judge me
34:22Why have you never loved me
34:26You only loved him
34:29I was just in the way
34:31Is it a crime that I wanted to spend more time with my new husband before I started washing nappies
34:36You know, I don't want a man around all the time liar to be a wife
34:42You're a liar
34:44Gigantic love story liar. It was suffocating. He's left you
34:51Hasn't he? Oh
34:53It's embarrassing liar embarrassing you in
35:01I
35:31I
36:01Say
36:07How's your son oh he's a way of school cabin
36:20Good the bacon and egg is a here
36:31I
37:02I
37:24Which is free for tonight
37:31When you get back
37:54When we get back I want to ask you a question
38:01I
38:08Exit lovely safe driving
38:17Thank you
38:31You
38:41Thanks to the work we should speak to the strata board
38:49Make sure the foundations
38:53When's the next board meeting
39:01I
39:31I
40:01You