Fake.2024.S01e04.
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00:00You
00:06What does trust look like to you
00:09I'm not anxious. You didn't respond to my message
00:12Hey, buddy. Why are you pushing me away? I'm not bring it back to what you can control
00:17Trusting Joe. Oh, why not bring them along? I mean who doesn't love a twilight pleasure cruise, please
00:23Try not to scare him off
00:26You don't need us to scare him off
00:28Well, it's just hard not not to be paranoid when he doesn't turn up when he says he will I just sit there at home
00:36Overthinking just makes me feel crazy. Oh, hi. It's me. We were waiting for you. I'm sorry
00:42I was saving a boy's life. You weren't at the front of my mind. I'm sorry
00:45I have to admit I'd like to introduce him to my family and friends
00:49Wow
00:50Everyone, this is Joe
00:53I'd like to propose a toast to birdie who puts up a little more for me than she should
00:59So, how'd you go trusting Joe?
01:01for me I
01:03I do trust him
01:06Stay with me
01:07Hey, Tina. I'm writing a feature on the suit van for the weekend magazine
01:13That's my baby girl. Oh
01:15That's Montana. She's all grown up now a doctor in Algeria
01:20I work in a child care center in Chadstone
01:23It's all fucking lies. I've put some boundaries up around my mum so that I can explore being independent
01:32Of her with Joe now when I start worrying I just tell myself
01:38Everything's fine
01:50I
02:20I
02:50Oh
03:00Most of us trash
03:04Do you mind if I record no, no, that's fine
03:20I
03:36Only met your mum briefly, but you're all she wanted to talk about I think she cared about was heroin
03:43I
03:45Remember this time she took me to Luna Park. Well, that's both days of her
03:50We wouldn't see her for a whole year
03:52And then mom would suddenly show up and promise to take me and my friends to Luna Park for my birthday
03:59It happened like three times before I finally figured it out
04:03I'd be so excited
04:05God, how dumb was I and then my birthday would finally come and me and my friends would be all packed up and ready to go
04:13Then we get the call
04:15She was gonna be late
04:17Across the afternoon things would escalate
04:20crazy shit
04:21it always ended with
04:24Montana and tears and you taking us for Maccas in the car park for my birthday
04:30It must have been really hard for you
04:36Ah, I just
04:40Don't know why I put so much trust in her
04:44The stories were like these perfect a little three-act plays
04:57Hi, yeah, I'm just about to leave hey, should I grab dessert for everyone?
05:04Sorry about the desert Oh
05:07China's criminal promising gelato and not delivering. That's 20 years
05:14Let me know when he washes up I will
05:32Doctor says I managed to poison myself with sheep drench. I'm shaking
05:44Mercy mercy
05:54Doesn't look like I'll make it tonight is mercy behaving yourself. I'll pick her up first thing in the morning
06:14I
06:17Spending way too much time in here
06:20So sorry, I really wanted to see your friends
06:24Sadly the only cocktail I'll be having tonight
06:43I
07:14Don't eat me in the night
07:18The stories were like these perfect a little three-act plays I just wanted to believe her so badly
07:43Oh
08:10Okay
08:13Oh
08:26Okay
08:30No, I haven't yet right and tell me you were sick
08:38I'm sorry, but this is weird. Okay, it's been five months. You haven't been around to his pleasure
08:44friends or his children
08:46Surely not a steady little secret
08:48What?
08:49And you've still got his fucking dog. Doesn't he need the dog to do the drenching to like chase the sheep or something?
08:59Birdie now I've lost his dog. I'm just I have to go
09:08Mercy
09:13Oh
09:29Mercy
09:43Oh
10:00Yeah, Oh God I use my key
10:08You can borrow this it's my dad
10:14I I'm okay. By the way, I can see that
10:20She's not really an apartment dog Joe
10:25Hey those ribs turned out pretty good
10:27Bit more sauce. Maybe your stomach's fine. Hmm. Yes. I think I've lost about three kilo
10:32Oh
10:41Why didn't you message me when you were driving in well, I did no
10:47I
11:00Sorry, I didn't I didn't get that that's okay. You find that I let myself in on you
11:07I
11:12Am I you a dirty little secret
11:15Oh, hey, how much this come from
11:19What are your friends making you feel bad again? I
11:22Think Anton likes me very much. I
11:27Find it weird that I've made to your house
11:29What do you want to come to my house? Well, why are we always here? I didn't think was such a big issue
11:38It's normal to
11:40Want to go to your partner's house? Okay. Okay, you know dinner there tomorrow night
11:46Do you know my place?
11:49Yeah
11:51You're funny. Mm-hmm
11:57Sorry, don't tickle me
11:59Mm-hmm
12:03He does like you really Anton yes, he's invited you to his wedding. Oh
12:10Do you want me to come
12:12Yes, I love a country wedding. What is it? What is it? It's in February. Mm-hmm
12:21Should I book you a flight? No, I can book it. Where's the flight details?
12:29I
12:32Do you want me to put the kettle on while I'm here
12:37Sure
12:39Hey images
12:44Can you get us a seat Melbourne to orange 10th of February 3 p.m. Flight
12:52And if you can get us the seat next to 21
12:57Yeah
12:59Yeah, all right. Okay. I'll put it on the business account to that
13:05Okay, thanks if you buy
13:13Hey, what are you doing tonight? Can grab a drink? Oh
13:19Well, actually Joe's having me around to his place for dinner Oh
13:25Milestone
13:29I'm at front stop. Don't know about you
13:43Hey, yeah, hello, where are you? I'm here. I'm here right in front of you
13:51See you
13:54Stability earth to birdie. Hello
13:59Oh, hey, where's your car? I've just been in this city doing some meetings
14:10Hello, hello, that's better. I
14:13Was in the city going over the contract and inclusions for a new potential property deal with my lawyer
14:20new direction for me
14:23What about the shack?
14:24Our neighbor is over to buy. Oh
14:27Well, it's a shame it's so beautiful it'll free me up to buy El Dorado
14:33It's a grand old house on just over a hundred acres prime grazing land
14:38It's got a vineyard that can produce 9,000 bottles of Pinot Noir. Are you?
14:44Young you should be impressed the the owners private type. It's not common knowledge, but he's been diagnosed with
14:52Parkinson's
14:54It's a private sale for a select few in the know
14:58there'll be still some stiff competition, but I
15:02Have I have a secret weapon a
15:07daisy
15:09That's not just any daisy. This is uh, this is Hori Sunray Luca Chrysum albicans
15:17Ugly name for such a pretty little thing
15:20Yeah, the the owner wants to maintain the heritage legacy of the property and little Hori Sunray
15:27Has threatened species status in Victoria
15:31It's a conservation is they're gonna threaten legal action to block the development to protect
15:37unassuming little daisies habitat
15:40I'd knock a few players out of the out of the game
15:45Well, maybe we can go up there go up there in the weekend and I have a look I
15:49I'm hanging out with Rory this weekend. Actually, I've got to take it a circus
15:54Wouldn't mind your advice
15:56wine and olives
15:59And we can go into business
16:01partners
16:03Yeah, this is my street
16:08Home sweet home you see the defender
16:19As my driveway
16:22All right. Um, we're going to sing's restaurant now. Thanks drive
16:26But we're going into your place
16:29Not tonight. This is you know, it's a bit of a political hot potato. Mary's already dropped the kids
16:34Up to the restaurant we can meet them there
16:36I'm meeting the kids
16:38Olivia spoke to me this afternoon. She she asked if you'd been over to the house. She's
16:43Feeling a little bit anxious
16:46Okay
16:47Yeah, you know that house has been like a cocoon for the three of us during them, you know the difficult years. I
16:55Don't want to upset them. I just want to protect the little blighters
17:16Mm-hmm. Yeah, so come on you're kicking many goals
17:22She doesn't play soccer anymore he finished the season. Oh, you're ready
17:30Hey chignon, oh
17:33All good Joe always a pleasure
17:36Now, this is birdie. I'm careful. She's a she's a food writer. Oh
17:41reviewer, wow, I would get my cleaver
17:46Not anymore. This is this is a hidden culinary gym this place. All right, we'll have the usual. Thanks
17:52Jim, you might have a number two and I'm a seven
17:57To 16 want some spring rolls. Mm-hmm
18:01Okay, four spring rolls and four rice, please. Oh and a couple of glasses of pinot best on your list. Perfect. Thank you
18:10How's school living
18:12Um
18:15Yeah
18:19As a new teacher mate
18:22Hmm
18:26Teenage boys are like hormones coursing through their amygdala, you know
18:29They lose the capacity to speak for a couple years. You have to learn to decode grunts. I
18:35Don't think Harry is feeling too well, huh?
18:40You're right mate
18:42Do you wanna go to the bathroom?
18:45All right, I'll take you to the bathroom. Okay, Libby. You can order a fizzy drink if you want. Excuse. You're right much
19:00I hope he's okay. Hmm
19:02Hi, um, excuse me, could I get a raspberry Fanta?
19:12I like raspberry lemonade
19:17You know, yeah, I'm turning 10 months
19:23Yep, my my god daughter is the same age worry
19:27You can't tell me what to do
19:29Same age worry you could have a play date. Well, we don't do play dates anymore that much
19:42What do you do, um, well we hang out and chill and play on our phones. Oh, yeah
19:48Oh
19:59Easy yummy. Yeah
20:10What does your say, um, just some random numbers mine says your character is natural and uninhibited
20:18It's not really the truth
20:22He's staying at your mum or your dad's tonight mum's
20:30Sorry, I'm gonna have to take him home. He's just told me he's been I'm throwing up at school all day
20:34But how do you have the class? I've got something. Oh, no
20:37Is there anything I can do? No, I'm just having a good lie down and maybe it'll emanate and settle his funny tummy
20:45Yeah, all right, okay, you're right Libby I've got chin-in to bake some food up for us come on mate
20:51Quick sticks. Come on, baby
20:57See you soon. Yeah. Okay. Thank you
21:06It's yours, I think I'm so sorry unpredictable live strikes again
21:15I understand
21:19I'm sorry
21:22By Olivia, it's really nice to meet you and I hope you feel okay Harry
21:27Okay, see you soon. Come on kids
21:44I
22:14I
22:44There's foxes on the property I keep finding dead lambs everywhere
22:54I think I have a look at that. What do you think?
23:02Who's this I think that's just a stock photo I had some branding chaps. I know do it up for me
23:15I
23:22Maybe you can write a review of it when I buy it. It doesn't really work like that
23:28Oh, there's the turn off the Eldorado, oh
23:32We're not no I thought I'd show you another property first
23:36Jacaranda
23:38Just in case the deal for Eldorado falls over
23:42And all this branding you
23:45Makes me think I'm probably gonna have to stick my head up and become the face of the oil and wine
23:51The anxious about going down the path of ego
23:55You just thinking about maybe I should just go back to basics
23:59Like Walden the row had the right idea
24:03cabin in the woods
24:05Time to think a simple life
24:08You
24:10Know Thoreau's mother did his washing the whole time
24:13The cabin on Walden Pond was like a 20-minute walk to his mother's estate
24:18He'd drop his laundry off and stay for a dinner party with his mother's friends. Not exactly the Robinson Crusoe
24:26experience
24:30And that is why I love you
24:38Oh
24:47Yeah, this is it it's a little creek just behind the trees there I
24:55Might stay here
25:08Oh
25:38I
25:40I
25:42I
26:08Expected there'd be more jacarandas
26:13It's very brown sheep too well, I'm brown
26:20You're probably right a few creature comforts not necessarily a bad thing
26:26You
26:36Know the missed call I had before I know where it's from it's a
26:40Contact at Google a couple of days ago about this new social media
26:44Platform I had an idea for cicada
26:47Call back a little bit later
26:50You
26:54You know we can always come back another day
26:59Well if the owners can't make this work or if something comes up or whatever
27:20I shouldn't be too long. What's happening Joe?
27:34You know I couldn't care less if you have money or not
27:41Are you playing me?
27:49You
28:00Yeah
28:02No, right, right
28:05Yep
28:07Mm-hmm okay, shut it. Thank you
28:16Something come up
28:19There's Terry the farm manager. He's just gonna open the gates for us
28:39I'm sorry I
28:42Overthink things and then I
28:44Break them
28:46Nothing's wrecked. I'll be having a beautiful day
28:51Have a look at this
29:02That out of your mercy
29:17I
29:19Terry good, man
29:22Sorry
29:24Yeah, this is my partner birdie. Hi lovely to meet you birdie, too. This is very romantic
29:31Gardens just well you should see when all the daisies start popping up in the field that is beautiful
29:39What do you think?
29:42It's gorgeous
29:46I
29:48Moved all those
29:55And by the way Percy's ready for you up at the house now excellent what this isn't the house
30:11Oh my god
30:16Oh
30:32Come is he
30:35Oh
30:41So nice to see you again Joe
30:45Lovely to finally meet you birdie. Oh, thank you make yourselves at home
30:52Lots of cozy little nooks around for a writer
30:56Well, I am I have to warn you we've had Liam around
31:00He might be still here
31:03He has plans to turn it into a wedding venue. That's it's unthinkable
31:07God's sake there was talk of dividing up all the rooms and hiring them out individually
31:13well
31:14It's out of our control not
31:17Not really our thing. No, it's either. It's a that's unbelievably gosh. Hmm
31:22birdie
31:23Let me show you inside
31:25Come
31:30I
31:34Hope Joe gets it. He's a good man. Mm-hmm
31:38No, he's regenerating his paddocks with native grasses
31:43It's fascinating idea for a sheep farmer crazy
31:48The packing process is going to be a nightmare. Can you imagine?
31:53Take your time
31:55I'll get some refreshments sorted for when you've had a look around. Thank you
31:59I
32:30I
32:33Touching the art that's very naughty. Stop it. Can you see yourself living here?
32:43Would you consider renting out your apartment
32:46Of course
32:59I mean we'd have to redecorate
33:15You
33:24Your father would love this
33:38Who would have thought it turn out to be a real prince, I mean just wow
33:45I
34:08There's an excellent view from the kitchen
34:10They're gonna have servants I would she might even cook something for once
34:21Hey dad, look at me worry put that down don't touch the walls
34:32Want you to ride to bloom
34:40You prefer the downstairs study or the upstairs
35:10I
35:22Was just finishing up I see you've found the broom cupboard
35:29Make a lovely sunny writing room
35:40Oh
35:58I've been looking for you
36:00Look, I think I put the the land in the Children's Trust fund and then I can put the property in my name for us
36:05And Mary can't get a hands-on
36:08Oh, there is Liam the antagonist the competitor let him remember the white shoe brigade
36:20Yeah, they're gonna be shamed to cut this place up into separate apartments, it's absolutely stunning
36:27You see that that's the problem with a lot of developers these days. They're coming to heritage buildings
36:31They attack the building you can't you can't you know, bring them back once it's done the damage is done
36:37There's this property been a lot blood of a family for generations. Look I would see myself
36:43As a custodian of the property in the same way that you have been and Erica has been I know I know
36:49It's a beautiful property Percy. Would you mind if I showed 30 the main bedroom?
36:55Thank you
36:56Thank you
36:58I
37:06Have to you
37:29You
37:39Go on open them up
37:52Why didn't you tell me it was like this
37:59I am I
38:04Have a disgusting amount of money
38:11What I'm sorry, I always had a problem with trust
38:25I meant what I said at the game
38:28I don't care about money. I
38:32Only care about you
38:58You
39:28You
39:58You