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00:00Once upon a time, there were three little girls who went to the police academy, two in Los Angeles.
00:13The other in San Francisco.
00:17And they were each assigned very hazardous duties.
00:22But I took them away from all that, and now they work for me.
00:26My name is Charlie.
01:31I'm taking a whole bunch of pictures all at one time. It makes me so nervous.
01:35And it's busy town. I'm just so excited to be tired.
01:38Really, Jolene, I don't know where you get your energy from.
01:41I wish I had it. I feel so bushed.
01:44Well, night, honey.
01:45Good night.
01:51Next one's mine.
01:53Next one's mine.
02:23Good night.
02:53Coming.
03:06Coming.
03:24You flew all the way from Iowa just because of a spider?
03:28I had to. That girl, it didn't matter to her that the spider was harmless.
03:33Why should she care that she started a panic among the other contestants?
03:37Are you certain the spider was harmless?
03:39Of course it was. I stomped on it.
03:41But was it harmless before you stomped on it?
03:44Well, how should I know? I wasn't going to let it bite me to find out.
03:47If you would just settle down a little, Mr. Paul, it would make it a lot easier for us to understand what you're trying to tell us.
03:52Well, it's easy for you to say settle down.
03:54You didn't have to work a year organizing the greatest beauty pageant the world has ever seen.
03:58You didn't have to watch 67 gorgeous contestants melt away, frightened off.
04:05The girls are dropping out right and left.
04:07Someone is out to ruin the pageant, to destroy a national institution.
04:12You've got to help us.
04:15To quote Barbara,
04:17Nobody, no nobody should rain on our parade.
04:22Aha.
04:24Well, we will discuss it, Mr. Paul, and then we will be in touch.
04:28Please act quickly. The pageant starts tomorrow. We've only got nine girls left.
04:32In plain language, Mr. Bosley, the clock is ticking.
04:36Yes, we understand.
04:39Goodbye, Mr. Paul.
04:41Bye.
04:43Somehow, I never quite thought of the Miss Chrysanthemum Festival pageant as a national institution.
04:50Why can you say that, Bree? It's the stepping stone to the Miss Prunes title.
04:56Yes, and from there, well, the sky's the limit.
04:59Were you serious about having taken the case, Charlie?
05:02A tarantula intentionally placed on the pillow of a young woman?
05:07Now, if that young woman had had a weak heart, she'd be dead, and someone would have gotten away with murder.
05:12And I suggest you get your acts together and head for the pageant.
05:16Oh, by the way, may the best woman win.
05:19What? Wait a minute, Charlie.
05:21You don't mean that we have to play contestants?
05:24At least two of you should. That's where most of the trouble hits.
05:27Uh, you two better get a couple of extra bathing suits and a course of pair of high-heeled shoes.
05:32No, no, no. Wait a minute. No. No, I'm not going to be a beauty contestant.
05:36You might flip a coin. Odd angel out.
05:40Oh, boy. Well, that sounds fair.
05:43Okay. Here we go.
05:45One, two, three.
05:52Heads.
05:55Tails.
05:58Heads.
06:03Not funny. What is that sound, Charlie?
06:05I'm working with a physical therapist, Kelly.
06:08Oh, not feeling well, Charlie?
06:10Oh, nothing like that. Just learning a little about the pectoralis major.
06:18Chris, Boz and I are going to meet Ben Paul and some of the contestants.
06:21Why don't you grab a bikini and help us set up our cover?
06:23Okay. I'll check into my room later.
06:25I'll see you at the hotel. I've got an interview there in half an hour.
06:36And what are your future plans, dear?
06:39Well, I hope to study brain surgery.
06:43What would cause a young lady like yourself to choose that profession?
06:48Well, it seems to me that unless the young people take up the challenge of the future, we can't move the world forward.
06:56The greatest challenge I can think of is brain surgery.
07:00Then you give up the dancing, yeah?
07:03Oh, no, no. Dancing's a great form of exercise and a lot of fun.
07:08I'm going to keep up my dancing no matter what.
07:11And also working at the polls on election day.
07:15I feel that we should all stay healthy and politically aware.
07:20Ah, that's good. Don't never give up the dancing.
07:24You know, when last year I was the queen from this, uh, Kristallnacht, I was dancing.
07:31You know, I give up it, dancing.
07:33And fat comes on me. Six pounds in one month.
07:38I want you to know it's a great privilege to be given advice by the retiring Miss Chrysanthemum.
07:45Thank you.
07:46Ah, bitte schön.
07:47I won't forget that if I'm lucky enough to be awarded this title.
08:01Thank you.
08:19Is your house, Mr. Paul?
08:21No. It was loaned to us by Mr. Cree, one of our judges, so the girls could relax while they rehearse our show.
08:27Hey, I was wondering, since your private eye is undercover, I thought you'd use cover names.
08:33No, no, no, no. Just Bosley, Sabrina. That'll be fine.
08:35And you having any assignment for me? Someone to put a tail on. Nothing?
08:39Ah, look, I tell you what. Now, it's dangerous, but maybe you can help us.
08:44You think you can handle it?
08:45I don't know, boss lady. Maybe.
08:48You know karate, Mr. Paul?
08:50Uh, no.
08:51That's good, because we don't want any dead heroes on our hands. You know what I mean?
08:55Okay, here's your assignment.
08:57Now, from now on, you'll be known as Big X.
09:01From this point on, Big X.
09:03Now, you just go about the pageant routine normally.
09:06Unless one of us gives you the code word bogest.
09:09Bogest. You got that? Bogest.
09:11Now, if you hear that, you go to the phone. You call information.
09:14Now, the operator that answers you, you ask her for the service repair number.
09:20That operator will be one of our people.
09:23They'll know what to do. You got it?
09:25Yeah, I'm Big X.
09:26Shh, shh, shh, shh.
09:29Code word bogest. I call information, and I ask your operative for the repair service number.
09:35From this moment on, you make no mention of your instructions.
09:39Oh, I understand.
09:40You better, pigeon, because you're into this up to your neck.
09:45Okay, let's get this show on the road now.
09:48All right, the first thing I'd like to get is a big close-up full screen, all right?
09:52Oh, this isn't for real, is it?
09:54I mean, this isn't really gonna be on a network television news show.
09:57Oh, uh, you bet it is, Mr. Paul.
09:59You see, uh, we're private detectives.
10:02We gotta pick up a dollar here, a dollar there. Every little bit helps.
10:05Okay, you ready now? You ready, Mr. Bosley?
10:07All right.
10:08And roll them.
10:09Hi there. Welcome to the Miss Chrysanthemum Festival Pageant.
10:13Cut, Trent.
10:14Perfect.
10:15Thanks.
10:16Mr. Paul.
10:17Excuse me.
10:18Mm-hmm.
10:20Think that'll keep him out of our hair?
10:22Yeah, I think so.
10:23That coupled with pointing this camera at his face from time to time.
10:26Well, it's the A-H and B-G.
10:29Right.
10:30Okay, girls, let's try it with the words this time.
10:33One, two, three, four.
10:37Hi there, hello.
10:39We're glad that you could show for the Chrysanthemum Festival Pageant.
10:46Hi there, hello.
10:48We're glad that you could show for the Chrysanthemum Festival Pageant.
10:54Hi there, hello.
10:56We're glad that you could show for the Chrysanthemum Festival Pageant.
11:02Hi there, hello.
11:04We're glad that you could show for the Chrysanthemum Festival Pageant.
11:10The Chrysanthemum Festival Pageant.
11:14The Chrysanthemum Festival Pageant.
11:19Bravo.
11:20Great girls.
11:22Listen, ladies.
11:23We're all going to be on a network television news program.
11:26Yay!
11:28Mr. Bosley, he's the one with the camera, and Sabrina, she's the boss lady,
11:31are making a documentary.
11:33So when the camera's rolling, let's give them all the sparkle and sincerity
11:37you want all your friends and relatives at home to see.
11:39Right, boss lady?
11:40Oh, right, that's right.
11:42And this is my arranger, conductor, and all-around man, Friday.
11:45Say hello to Henry.
11:46Hi, Henry.
11:47My pleasure.
11:48Let me introduce the contestants to you.
11:50This young lady is here from Texas, Billy Jolene.
11:53Howdy.
11:54Hello.
11:55And Debbie from London, England.
11:56Hello.
11:57Hello.
11:58Grace Cooley, California Miss.
12:00Hi.
12:01Holly from the Empire State of New York.
12:03Hi.
12:04And one of our late entrants that I haven't even met yet.
12:07And who are you?
12:08Hi, I'm Chris, and I'm from Macon, Georgia.
12:10How far is that from Plains, Chris?
12:12Oh, gosh, I don't really know.
12:14This is the first time I've ever been outside of Macon.
12:17This is really exciting.
12:19Okay, now we'd like to get a little informal rehearsal around the piano.
12:26Just too far away to see her good, Hubie.
12:28And as the girls are around the piano, we'll go from girl to girl.
12:58Ah!
13:29Ah!
13:43How close did you say the shot came?
13:45Okay, it was about three feet to my left and about four feet in front of me.
13:49Maybe you're right, and they really weren't trying to hit you.
13:52No, no, considering how many more bad shots there are in this world,
13:55a good eye wouldn't bet on that.
13:57I don't know.
13:58They were moving right after the shot was fired,
14:00and they were way back from their roof's edge by the time I got to my window.
14:04Now, if they wanted to hit me, why didn't they wait to fire again in case they missed?
14:08I mean, they didn't know I had a gun.
14:10Which I suspect puts us right back where we started from.
14:13That's about right, Bosley.
14:16And I don't care if there's only one contestant left.
14:19The show must go on.
14:20There has to be a Miss Chrysanthemum.
14:23Why?
14:24Young girls, sir.
14:27Grow up dreaming of this moment in their lives.
14:31They dedicate themselves.
14:33We've already spent all the money that the sponsors have put up.
14:39Good point, sir.
14:40Then we all agree.
14:42We'll tell the audience that the preliminary judging was held in the morning
14:45so that we could give more time to the 11 contestants who are left,
14:48who are our semi-finalists.
14:51That's your department, Ben. You handle it any way you like.
14:54Oh, if you want, I can sing my winning aria from last year.
14:59You remember, from Wagner.
15:01You know, when I wears a hat as a horse.
15:24Why, there, hello.
15:26You glad that you could show
15:28The Chrysanthemum Festival pattern.
15:32Who will be sure
15:34When you're all seen
15:36The Chrysanthemum Festival pattern.
15:40The Chrysanthemum Festival pattern.
15:48All right, let's try it from after the crisscross.
15:51All right?
15:52Form a straight line.
15:56Good.
15:57Ready now, left foot first.
15:59Hit it, Henry.
16:00Five, six, seven, eight.
16:04Hi, there, hello.
16:06Smile, girl.
16:07You glad that you could show
16:08The Chrysanthemum Festival pattern.
16:12Sing out, sing out.
16:13From far and near
16:15We girls came here
16:17To try to be queen of your pageant.
16:21Hi, there, hello.
16:23We're glad...
16:34It's cut.
16:52Now, kick the exit, Bosley.
17:02All right.
17:03Bosley.
17:04What are you doing with Chris' pigeons?
17:07Chris' pigeons.
17:10Ooh, yeah, they're for a magic act.
17:12Why were they skulking in that closet?
17:14They were not skulking, Bosley.
17:16Pigeons can't skulk.
17:18Well, these can.
17:19They were skulking in there.
17:20They are skulking pigeons.
17:23Uh-huh.
17:24Bosley.
17:25Yes?
17:26You suppose that sandbag
17:27Was supposed to hurt somebody
17:29Or scare somebody?
17:30I don't know, I don't know.
17:31But either way, sooner or later
17:32Somebody is going to get hurt.
17:35Well, a 50-pence sandbag
17:37Or a rifle doesn't hurt anybody.
17:40It kills them.
17:42You explain to Chris
17:43How you let her pigeons out.
17:46Oh, I guess it's...
17:51Hello?
17:52Oh, sure.
17:54For you is a telephone call here, dearborn.
18:03This is sy, dearborn.
18:05This here is the money man.
18:07You made up your mind
18:08About the proposition yet?
18:10Is that your best offer?
18:12You know, Mr. Dearborn,
18:13For a man whose fried clam franchises
18:16Is going to the dogs
18:18For the want of some cold cash,
18:21You sure do dance a lot.
18:23Is it yes or no?
18:25All right, it's a deal.
18:27Go to the men's room.
18:30Enjoy the money.
18:32And don't let us down, Mr. Dearborn.
18:37I won't.
18:54Well, I'm not going to say anything
18:55To make you feel any better.
18:57I believe in modesty just as much as the next girl but this is not exactly the
19:051940s and besides all the girls cut the lace off their dresses if we didn't we'd
19:11look like I don't know what we'd look like honey you don't want to wear that
19:16color oh I kind of like it yeah well so do I that's why you're not going to
19:22wear it why don't you try the green I don't think so well try any color you
19:28want except my apricot I mean you're free to choose the apricot if you want
19:33but I wouldn't be surprised if the seams just came apart while you're on stage
19:39things like that happen all the time in beauty contests so embarrassing
19:52hello there Fred Olson here you're the photographer and what do you think of my
20:02little girl which little girl well she's not my little girl she's my number one
20:08client Grace Cooley yeah just just a minute she's right here Grace she called
20:12me so I told me you were here and now here I am to help out wherever I can
20:15sure sure hi hello is that the next miss chrysanthemum or is that the next miss
20:22chrysanthemum well she's very pretty she's gonna win what I'm willing to do
20:28is give you an exclusive you key your film on grace then when she wins you
20:33scoop the whole TV world how does that grab you we will give that some serious
20:39talk look so nothing venture doesn't gain right I'm gonna set it up with
20:45charm we're ahead all right look let's let's talk a little money you key on
20:50Gracie there's 50 bucks in it for you what do you care who you feature right
20:56wrong
21:01and I'm on top and you come to me for a favor you know what you'll get
21:07fuck this is what you'll get watch fuck yes
21:38howdy ma'am wonder if we might have them into your time
21:51I most certainly will not not for a million dollars
22:08you
22:18she's gone she's disappeared she's been snatched and what makes you so sure
22:23Millicent Farber never misses a meal isn't this a time for somebody to give
22:28me the bogey a signal boss no no not yet man no no my nerves can take it I've
22:35already contacted another judge to replace Millicent Hazel Spaulding she's
22:39flying in tonight she judged here before hi mr. Bosley hi mr. Paul hi girls
22:47hi Grace by grace I met that kid's agent he says she's from a really poor family
22:57breaks your heart oh yeah it really does I'll be leaving for the opening
23:03festivities in about half an hour a pageant rises when the Sun sets you
23:13think something really did happen to that judge Millicent well there's a
23:16there's a chance but I don't know it doesn't fit the pattern up till now
23:21everything's been done to scare off the contestants well all we can do is stay on
23:25our toes and hope for a break I'll take the camera and set up in front of the
23:29stage okay well Kelly and I are gonna be pretty tied up with a pageant maybe
23:33Bree ought to help us out backstage no I don't think so I think I ought to
23:36cover the airport cover the new judge I mean if somebody did kidnap Millicent
23:41they might try to grab the new judge too well that makes as much sense as
23:45anything else that's happened if you'll excuse me I have to rehearse my
23:49introductory speech see you later oh oh listen I do too I'll see you later you
23:58know they really do want to win it it looks that way we ain't asking for the
24:09moon man I am worth upwards of six million dollars young man but if I were
24:16penniless I wouldn't sell my vote
24:28don't be doing that hey you didn't pay the people got a new judge coming in to
24:46replace the old biddy here guess who it is you think we ought to be talking
24:49about that with her listening I mean she's got us by the short hairs already
24:52she talks of the law true true come here
25:01do you remember the name of that lady judge that was counting on being here
25:06but wasn't because they decided to use last year's Queen as a judge instead
25:10Hazel Spaulding that's who's coming buddy oh we got it made in the shade old
25:17boy except for that old biddy in there no sweat when we call CJ tell him what
25:23was that yeah the old biddy fell off her barrel
25:33tell him how we got everything took care of down here he gonna be so owing to us
25:38that he'll just start handing her money and just keep on handing it to her she
25:42can't say no she says she's already worth six million old oh well that could
25:47be a problem I reckon but hey let's just take this thing one boot at a time and
25:52the first thing we got to do is go see that new judge and get that all squared
25:55away so let's be moving partner shouldn't one of us stay here and watch
25:58the old bidding well now did you ever hear of anybody or anything getting loose
26:05from rope that I tied if I didn't want him to never once oh all right then
26:09let's go pot
26:25ladies and gentlemen flight 411 just arrived connections for I was falling
26:30Oscar Junction and beansprout get your luggage ready please your haze is
26:35falling right yes how'd you like to make $2,000 cash money we'd like to buy
26:41your first place vote in that beauty contest man for $2,000 if you don't we're
26:47gonna have to tell your husband about you and that mr. Paul that MC fella about
26:52how him and you well about them private all-night singing lessons you and him
26:57give each other every time you come down here to judge one in beauty contest we
27:01do it to me take the money ma'am you've got a deal
27:31hi there hi there hi there hi there hi there hi there hi there hi there hi
27:54there hi there
28:24Oh
28:30when you're all see the chrysanthemum festival
28:36and here they are our baby of loveliness our first semi-finalist is
28:54miss Chris Monroe Chris is from the home state of our president mr. Jimmy Carter
28:58miss Lillian's baby boy god bless it Chris is from Macon Georgia a true bell
29:04of the old south her big dream is to become our Queen miss chrysanthemum
29:08festival and then go on to help mankind hi y'all let's start off this most
29:17important interview with an easy question Chris what's your favorite
29:21color and why well actually mr. Paul I have more than one favorite color well
29:27that's all right with us Chris right ladies and gentlemen my favorite colors
29:37are red white and blue because they are the colors of our flag of freedom
29:50here's our next semi-finalist miss California Grace Cooley here's your
30:01first question Grace what is your favorite color and why well I was going
30:08to say red white and blue but somebody already said it
30:50I'm gonna tell you just how much my baby girl winning that contest means to
30:54me as a daddy I am plain damn proud as a businessman I got stockholders but ain't
31:03none of them gonna argue that a beauty queen ain't the one to do our TV pink
31:07grapefruit commercials now you two good old boys will find a big fat thank you
31:14best tell him about the old bitty no that is you be talking to me CJ CJ we
31:23got a little problem here well what kind of little problem oh well sir it seems
31:28that we kind of well kind of getting after no lady you what she is a judge
31:34CJ and well she wouldn't take the money we offered her and then she started
31:38yelling holler and carrying on we didn't know what to do so we took her out this
31:41old warehouse you two got less sense than a hound dog trying to catch him a
31:47skunk that's maybe a life sentence in a federal prison you know that I'm gonna
31:52tell you all I'm ever gonna listen good now you two cut that lady loose and you
31:59go grab yourself a jet plane to Europe or someplace and when you light you
32:03write me a letter and I'll send you each 50,000 and good riddance I don't know
32:09you no more you here
32:39in white linen as cold as it lay Oh beat the drum slowly and fly the five
32:53lowly and fly the dead March as you carry me along take me to the green
33:06valley
33:11for a young cowboy I know I've done wrong for a young cowboy
33:27I know I've done wrong
33:57I know the feel of this car like my own hide and I know there's maybe a hundred
34:09and ten pounds more in the trunk and I should be best show yourself
34:27our next semifinalist is miss Kelly Garrett warm and deeply moving reaction
34:45to a friend who injured an ankle while skiing tell us about it Kelly well from
34:54that moment on I I knew what we should all do is help one another to realize
35:01that well we should realize that no man or woman is an island that we should
35:10never ask for whom the bell tolls that we're all one and and we need each
35:15other's support to be truly happy no we should not ask for whom the bell
35:20tolls when one man is lost or woman is injured be it friend or stranger when
35:27the bell tolls it tolls for all of us
35:39now lady what'd you done in front of our car well I'm a TV reporter and I was
35:46looking for a story about what about the scaring off of the contestants in
35:52the miss chrysanthemum pageant and the
36:00bribing of the judges hey y'all she knows what we've been doing yes she does
36:07don't you think we ought to put the hush up on her Hugh if you think I'm the
36:14least bit frightened by all this you are sadly mistaken mr. Farber hey oh you
36:19ain't considering blowing your head off no just thinking are you gonna shoot her
36:26all maybe listen old bitty things ain't going the way they're supposed to so we
36:37gonna change our plans right here now say you got six million dollars well if
36:43you want to stay alive you better give us the name of somebody we can call we'll
36:48let them buy you back from us for say two million a year six you won't even
36:53miss that that's a good idea oh we got the name let's play the game hell part
36:58we're gonna get rich all right now ma'am who do we call nobody what do you mean
37:05nobody I'm a widow and nobody can authorize the bank to pay out money for
37:09me but me and I won't well it might just mean your life old bitty and the
37:16sneaky nose TV lady to
37:20give us a special rendition of that famous soliloquy delivered in her own special way
37:32the quality of mercy is not strained it drop it as the gentle rain from heaven
37:50you reckon anybody'd pay anything for that TV lady she's a boss she's got to
37:56be worth something to somebody hey TV lady who's paid to buy you back from us
38:02well uh my photographer might be able to arrange it but not just for me it would
38:11have to be for both of us of course don't make no sense just shooting one of
38:16you right all we want is a bunch of money and a chance to disappear you go
38:23to him and you say Bo jest then you tell him what you want he'll probably want to
38:31talk to me before he pays over any money you don't trust us do you lady not very
38:36much what is this here Bo gist is that some kind of Morse code or something if
38:42you say Bo jest then he'll know that I was safe and sound when I gave you the
38:50code word make sense all yeah I don't know these TV people got all kinds of
38:58strange things going let's tie the hands behind them get out of here now I haven't
39:03finished my sandwich
39:08now that lovely wizard from Macon Georgia with her own brand of southern
39:14magic miss Chris Monroe
39:33you
40:03you
40:33oh no wait a minute what I'll get over there to you you just oh stay right
40:49where you are oh that's very smart okay no no uh-huh see if we can now what's
40:57what's that okay and now ladies and gentlemen but mostly you gentlemen you
41:03ain't never seen sultry until you've seen miss Kelly
41:26you
41:56you
42:27there any words of praise could not allude to such a wealth of feminine
42:38pulchritude rosy cheeks lustrous hair art the angels heaven shares da Vinci's
42:49art could not surpass the smile of any lovely lass could Shakespeare rhapsody
42:59is the virtue in their eyes as we hear their each loftily more alive
43:10Beethoven could not capture the rapture that unfurls from our chrysanthemum
43:22festival girls
43:26from our chrysanthemum festival girls
43:39this year's con last year's queen miss candy well the moment we've all been
43:47waiting for the moment when we learn the answer to that magic question who will
43:52be the next miss chrysanthemum I'm really nervous and excited and I know
43:56the girls are our fourth runner-up and winner of a new Walsingham dirt
44:05motorcycle our fourth runner-up is Debbie
44:13just what you say the man said Bo just who told you to tell me that the lady
44:21what works she's kidnapped and we want a million dollars for right and an all
44:26weekend
44:56I made the phone call, Mr. Bosley.
45:16All right.
45:17We owe you a dime.
45:18Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
45:19Where were we?
45:20Oh, yes.
45:21Our third semi-finalist.
45:22Okay, Mrs. Farmer.
45:23I got my second win.
45:24Now we're going to try it again.
45:25Only this time, please don't help me.
45:26Oh, well, I'll try.
45:27No, don't.
45:28Oh, boy, am I ever going to see you.
45:29I thought the next thing that was going to happen to me, I was going to know what it
45:30felt like to get shot with a .357 mag.
45:31That hurts.
45:32How'd you find me?
45:33I found you.
45:34I found you.
45:35I found you.
45:36I found you.
45:37I found you.
45:38I found you.
45:39I found you.
45:40I found you.
45:41I found you.
45:42I found you.
45:43I found you.
45:44I found you.
45:45I found you.
45:46I found you.
45:47I found you.
45:48I want some .357 mag.
45:49That hurts.
45:50How'd you find us?
45:51Our southern fried chicken boys sing like Nightingales.
45:54Oh, dear, now don't, we got to get right over to the pageant, they bribed two of the judges.
46:00I told you, Kelly.
46:01The pageant is over, Mrs. Farmer.
46:02Oh, really.
46:03Well, who won?
46:06A girl named Billie Jolene, she sang and played the guitar to the streets of Laredo.
46:10No, she's the one that they wanted to win.
46:14Her father paid those two men to see that she won.
46:17We know, Mrs. Farber, and the Texas authorities will be paying her father a little visit.
46:21She's been disqualified.
46:24Who was the first runner-up?
46:25Holly, the girl who twirled a baton and recited Shakespeare.
46:33You was robbed.
46:34Mm-hmm.
46:35And neither one of you was even named runner-up?
46:50Zip.
46:51To quote an agent we met, Charlie, bupkis is what we got.
46:56I thought you might have already told them, Bosley.
46:59No, no, no, Charlie.
47:00You're the one who arranged it.
47:02I thought you should tell them.
47:04What did you arrange, Charlie?
47:05Ben Paul told the judges you weren't really contestants, that you were professionals brought
47:10in to fill out the depleted pageant.
47:12The judges were not allowed to vote for you.
47:15Oh, no.
47:16After I learned that speech and smiled till my face hurt?
47:20And I paid $37 for a brand-new pair of white tacky shoes?
47:25I don't think you better walk down any dark alleys, Charlie.
47:29You bought yourself some trouble here.
47:31Not half as much as I'd have bought myself if one of you angels had won.
47:36What would I have said to the loser?
47:38Well, which one would have won?
47:40She would have.
47:41I'm glad I was only kidnapped.
47:45That sound again, Charlie.
47:47Is your therapist there again?
47:48Oh, yes.
47:50And still hard at work showing me the upper body development exercises.
47:56What about the lower body, Charlie?
47:58Well, actually, there doesn't seem to be a problem in that area.
48:03Isn't that great?
48:05Charlie's always trying to improve himself.
48:07The very least I can do.
48:11Bye, angels.
48:12Bye, Charlie.
48:13Goodbye.
48:27Bye.
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