What Is The Best One Hit Wonder? (The Bracket, Vol. 132)
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00:00:00Okay, welcome to the bracket episode 132 today. We are debating the best one-hit wonder songs
00:00:06We originally we're gonna do all one-hit wonders make it very broad
00:00:08But like almost 90% of submissions are songs and it'd be like that would make perfect sense perfect perfect sense
00:00:13We figure we can save sports for another time and make new the more esoteric shit at another what were some of the non song ones
00:00:19I had a good one
00:00:21Hit it Jadavion Clowney Jadavion Clowney one hit wonder someone else to put Liz Gonzales escalade
00:00:27That it Liz I was pushing hard for Brady Anderson Brady Anderson you did push very hard for a lot of baseball
00:00:31Yeah, I was very upset. Yeah, but we'll save it for another time the Jeremy Lin was that's a great
00:00:38Season one
00:00:40There's a couple of good ones up there and by the way, we got mincey on today you on for like half an episode
00:00:45I think and then almost pooped your pants
00:00:48Wouldn't poop. It's like I was like overheat. It was like really crowded in the Chicago studio
00:00:52I don't know. I was having like hot flashes
00:00:54But then you were seen in the parking lot though talking with someone so maybe you weren't that ill
00:00:57Well, it's not seen in the parking lot waiting on an uber. Yeah
00:01:02And then Robbie Fox too and I feel like Robbie and mincey too very big music head so I mean yeah
00:01:06Yeah, we like my top of shit and then Clemmer too
00:01:08I'll give you Clemmer gets his panties in a wad when we're we don't say he's a huge music fan
00:01:12It's not that no, but these two make it almost a part of their identity. Everybody likes music
00:01:16But then he threw I like music to
00:01:19Me I like music. That's not what happened. They're like Robbie and then you like hum to tune to prove us wrong
00:01:25Do to do was a nice see it was a nice
00:01:28No, that was it was weird. He's like Robbie and mincey like music
00:01:32Oh Nick does too and that was it like I was just saying sneaky big music guy
00:01:36I feel like you know, like you'll randomly throw out a good name or a band or so. Yeah, I like music
00:01:39Yeah, like a person. Yeah more than I wouldn't have been bothered if you didn't lump me in the two guys that I didn't know
00:01:46I didn't care about that. I'm doing it. That was what I had Umbridge Clemmer thinks he's JK Simmons and whiplash. Yeah
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00:03:35So I think the way we'll will kind of I guess qualify
00:03:39This is like how we're voting is like which song we think is better right of the one-hit wonder songs, right?
00:03:43I think you should also deem like if a band had another hit correct, okay?
00:03:48Yeah, so I think I was wondering about that as well
00:03:50What if one of the one-hit wonders isn't so much a one-hit wonder what if the band is what if we're like that band?
00:03:54Isn't a one-hit one so I looked at all of these and the way I kind of did it in my head is like if they
00:03:58Charted in another song like the top 50 okay, and I wouldn't count them as all right fair example
00:04:02There's gonna be one in like the chain game where they would in your head
00:04:06They're obviously should be on the bracket, but they're not because they had another song chart like 17 or okay
00:04:11Was it Baja man not Baja man? They didn't have a second Sam, but we'll be talking about Baja men later
00:04:16So number five seed versus the number 12 seed our number five seed
00:04:20I think a song all of us know Stacy's mom by fountains of Wayne they had other hits welcome interstate managers Clemmer
00:04:25You knew this right charted was one of the best albums of all time hack and sack
00:04:29Mexican wine is awesome. Also the singer wrote that thing you do rest in peace. Yes
00:04:34I like of it
00:04:35Oh, I like way more than I don't really like fountains away
00:04:37But I love that song that thing you do is maybe the best song ever in a movie so good
00:04:41And it has to be the whole movie
00:04:43And the whole movie like is based upon that song being that song doesn't work the whole movie falls apart
00:04:47Yeah, so two entries get disqualified if we like like I
00:04:52Obviously they didn't fall into this category that they're not they don't have a second
00:04:5650 song but if people like it is it then disqualified when you liking it doesn't make like like no like a
00:05:03Different songs Stacy's mom in fact is the only song they ever had chart, and it was 20
00:05:07Yeah, if you're not there's gonna be a lot of probably thinking there won't have this we just gotta you know
00:05:11Yeah, was that a good song or a good music video Stacy's mom. I think both. I think both songs
00:05:16I think so hey songs all right. He's dead right yes
00:05:20Killed by Joe Biden. There's a very good song though music video was awesome punk plays it live and the crowd goes wild for it
00:05:25Every night, it's it's not even like an average one for us
00:05:28It's one of the ones that the crowd goes like what for more loud for yeah
00:05:32Do they like it though cuz the songs goofy and silly or do they like it because it's a good song and that's part
00:05:36Of it cuz you know obviously Rowan plays up the beginning
00:05:38Yeah, what was their music video the one with the mom in the red dress red?
00:05:42Bikini red bikini oh it's like the night around the pool nesque getting out of the pool. Oh my cutting the grass. Yes
00:05:49Times right I take a look at this. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we're singing on the screen right now
00:05:51That was yep now. This is bringing back a lot of trouble. Yeah, good music video BBK good guitar solo in that song
00:06:00Yeah, yeah, I almost did like the NFL one, but it stole the riff from just what I needed from the cars, right
00:06:06Yeah, it is a fantastic and a lot of people steal from the cars like cigarettes and alcohol by
00:06:12Oasis I think Chicago cars, but remember you look like the lead singer of the car Rick Oasis. Yes
00:06:17Rick Oasis Rick Oasis that's so Oasis
00:06:21Death too. I think he was around that time. I don't know if he was calling God his uh Paulina Porizkova
00:06:27He's married to very attractive. I could definitely see them being related in and yeah like cousins across the I'm assuming
00:06:33He's British. He's got to be right
00:06:35Rick Oasis cars, I think they cars are British
00:06:38British but Fountains of Wayne Stacy's mom going up against another pretty popular song
00:06:43I would say number 12 my Sharona by the NAC oh great, so I mean it was number one when I was born
00:06:47Yeah, it's one of the super popular song song
00:06:50No idea what Sharona is penis wasn't his penis might be right. I think this song's kind of fucking annoying. No
00:06:59Not for me
00:07:01That sounds trash. Did you guys ever see what would be reality bites?
00:07:04No, I don't think so it's a big part of the movie and when that came out not big party. How'd it seem the movie?
00:07:08Yeah, I'm not sure only got like a whole nother like real life like a whole nother like generation fell in love with it
00:07:13I'm weird out too. I think it was in a hotel commercial at some point my bologna my below. Yes
00:07:18Yeah, I think he's in a hotel commercial, and that's all I could think about
00:07:20I think it was like a Mohegan Sun or something is weird out parodying your song
00:07:25Proves that it's a hit yeah, did he ever do a Stacy's mom parody?
00:07:28It seems right there for like it's hard to parody if a funny silly so right try to parody comedy, right?
00:07:34Let's see weirdo Stacy's mom
00:07:36He did a stylistic one that ripped it. Oh whenever I'm Weezer's pork and beans very different
00:07:41But yeah, so we have my Sharona versus Stacy's mom which one he used you
00:07:45Do you guys think is a better one hit wonder sir if you check I?
00:07:49Really like my Sharona actually
00:07:52Obviously the kids, but when my first son was
00:07:56Super young and trying to get him to like regular music not just like Disney stuff
00:08:01We play my Sharon that was a big song because you could do like the you know my my my and then there's the woo part
00:08:09Yeah, my Sharona definitely gets my vote one for my Sharona Bob Fox
00:08:13You don't seem like you're a Sharona guy not a Sharona guy. I'm going Stacy's mom one for Stacy's mom Clemmer
00:08:18Yeah, open your wheelhouse my Sharona for sure Stacy's mom
00:08:21It's never thought was that funny it seemed annoying and grating annoying and grating. Yeah, that's how I feel about my Sharona
00:08:28Two for my Sharona one for Stacy's mom Nick. I like Stacy's mom more. I like fountains of Wayne the band
00:08:35If they didn't take the riff the riff is really really similar, right?
00:08:39Then I would give it to them, so I'm going my Sharona three for my Sharona. Yeah, it's
00:08:45Stacy's mom for me Stacy's mom or three to two right now mincy
00:08:49This is a funny one because I might know a girl named Stacy, and she hates the song Stacy's mom
00:08:54She have a hot mom so much her mom's cute
00:08:59And she's probably gonna see this and be really mad, but I'm voting for Stacy's mom
00:09:04She's gonna give me shit about it
00:09:05I also went to school with a girl named Stacy who had
00:09:08What kids would call a hot mom when we were in first and second grade and she also hated the song I was there any
00:09:14Mom when you're that age that isn't like you don't can say something like if the mom is 40 or under there
00:09:19They're the hot mom. Yeah, basically. That's it. So we're tied up mooc you want a break
00:09:24I don't if he has the technology to to clue in here mooc is running our boards today. He's very very nice
00:09:30Stacy's mom by a thousand Wow
00:09:33Thousand
00:09:34Stacy's mom gonna move on that's a shame now
00:09:37We have number four seed versus the 13 seat for seat is no rain no rain, and it's gonna be mad
00:09:42Yeah, no no rain by a blind melon
00:09:47They had a couple other songs that charted, but they were all like way outside of like the top group
00:09:51They're bigger down south yeah, so soup soup was in the top
00:09:56100
00:09:58I don't know
00:10:00Do we all know no rain how how soup go how does soup go yeah?
00:10:11You know what now that you sing it, I think I did
00:10:15Remember no yeah
00:10:19Like the video is almost more popular in the song I think of that I
00:10:24Was really bad with my braces when I was younger and they would break every time I would go into the orthodontist and so the
00:10:29orthodontist promised me a
00:10:32DVD of without a paddle, and I think it's a paddle
00:10:36Rascal flats is to what's whatever songs in without a paddle. I confused blind melon that song with it definitely both of them
00:10:41We're in that no. It's probably 38 hold on loosely hang on loosely. I don't fucking know it doesn't matter
00:10:47sidetracked
00:10:48So no no rain by bit was a
00:10:52Blind melon going up against number 13 seed ice ice, baby
00:10:54Why vanilla ice and I have another chart which is I in my mind
00:10:57I thought he had one more, but he didn't I don't think it's that crazy
00:11:00Yeah, so ice ice baby versus no rain start with you mincey. I'm gonna go with ice ice, baby
00:11:06I wasn't a big I like bomb Ellen
00:11:08But I wasn't there's no rain fan like the other songs or I peed to the bond melon lead singer who died by a bench
00:11:14Outside of Tipitina's Nola we die a bench
00:11:20By bench
00:11:25Why was that
00:11:26It was it's just a history
00:11:29By a bench. Yeah, well tippity-tippity is famous for the bank a lot of people probably have died by bench at least somewhat close
00:11:38I think JFK died by a bench. Yeah do it Bob Fosse. I think died on a bench on a bench. That's way different
00:11:44Yeah, are they found in there? Damn weird autopsy report if we're gonna talk about stolen wrist. Yep. I mean under pressure
00:11:53Didn't sue them it was never that might have been like there was one more note right now
00:11:57He might have he added one more note on to I remember I watched a video of him explaining it
00:12:01It's so funny. His explanation is fantastic. He's no there's dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. Yeah
00:12:07It adds into it. So you're going to ice this baby
00:12:10I feel like a hypocrite cuz I didn't think about the under pressure thing and now that does bother me
00:12:15But my final answer I'm not changing. Okay, no rain isn't
00:12:20Okay, that it reminds me without a paddle. I say it's baby. KB. Yeah, dude. No rain is it's one of my favorite songs straight up
00:12:26I just down but my wrote most recent download was no rain by her lips. Oh, it's a cover
00:12:32Yeah, I'll go that nice baby's fun but you know the soundtrack on without a paddle is like Bubba Sparks
00:12:39Good Snoop a lot of five Bob Bubba Sparks gone. I didn't imagine that interesting. Um
00:12:46Yeah, I I guess it would make me a hypocrite if I went with ice ice baby here. I don't think that's a good song
00:12:53Yeah, I'm gonna go no rain it's a that album covers it like a little girl in a bee that was the video
00:13:01One like like best video of that year. Yeah TV
00:13:04It was like when you put on MTV, it's all you saw. Yeah rain for a good like three months
00:13:08I'm dressed like a bee. It's probably just me being younger. I'm ice ice, baby. I'm sure was was that 91?
00:13:13Yeah. Oh, yeah, so I just a monster hit too and that video was everywhere, too
00:13:16But the blind melon one was just all you saw. Yeah, I'm gonna go blind melon because I just think it's a better song
00:13:21Who was the um?
00:13:23The white guy that did the set of kind of like patois rapping
00:13:27And he did I'm informer. Oh, it's no snow. That was now right in that era
00:13:31My melon good thing was Shannon Hoon, right? Yes, and yeah, see the one
00:13:38So like you wonder though like if Shannon hadn't died like where they've gotten more hits
00:13:42It's like, you know, I've been a lice that was probably he said it wasn't surprised
00:13:45He was the one though bands like that
00:13:47I'm probably gonna catch flack were like a dime a dozen back then like you can feel like crash test dummies
00:13:53Delimitri Jim lost me. They're all kind of you wins. Well, I think crash is dummies different singer. Okay, so deep
00:14:00Mm-hmm. Yeah like that. I felt that was unique, but you're right. There was a lot of that alternative rock. Yeah crossover
00:14:06Yeah, which they all just kind of had one hit and fucked off. I really like that sound a lot
00:14:09I do too. I also grew up with it like I'm really like partial to it
00:14:12So I'm gonna go no, I don't rain as well another one for no rain Robbie. No rain easy
00:14:16I think no range a great song ice ice babies kind of just like a gimmick song
00:14:19All I know is stop collaborate and listen. I don't even know the ice is back ice is back in the brand new invention something
00:14:25Yeah
00:14:27You're allowed you're the one rapper you can say the one time you can do it I still yeah, maybe in a couple years
00:14:35Okay, no ice has a good song. I think or maybe it's the background us. It's go ninja go ninja go Oh from Turtles. Yeah
00:14:50You would know the Ninja Turtles
00:14:52I
00:14:53Mean the original one is like Ninja Turtles two or three. Yeah, I think it's two. Yeah, no three
00:14:57I think it was three secret of the ooze turtles in time. Oh, I'm sorry. Hmm. Oh, you can't get a turtles question, right?
00:15:03Yeah, Michelangelo nerd. Yeah, seriously. I have Rafael on my cat Rafael right a hothead. Thank you. Yeah fitting. Yes
00:15:12I'm partial to vanilla ice my senior year spring break. We saw went to a bar in South Carolina in Myrtle Beach and
00:15:22Vanilla ice was performing in their $1 beers is top five. Wow
00:15:28Top five in your life
00:15:29Your top five moments have been very interesting after you like the top five laughs or what was it?
00:15:33Right his number one laugh was a fantasy magazine football magazine
00:15:36I tried by the way after that episode so hard to find that I can't find it. It is impossible
00:15:42There's no record of it. Yeah, like it's not like a main like a Lindy's or like a Roto world like it's of course
00:15:48I was so excited
00:15:49I thought I found it but it was the top search result was like some reddit on a fancy football page from like two years
00:15:54Ago, and it was just a yak fan. They were making fun of you. Who was it? I'm gonna find it
00:15:57Yeah, drew Bennett drew Bennett cover of it. You just said general magazine. You don't know the name Eve. It was 2005
00:16:04Couldn't find the magic check his stats like he had a good year the year before
00:16:07Yeah, I just the thing is I couldn't find which magazine it was, you know
00:16:10I mean, I looked up fantasy magazine, but there's like a trillion of them
00:16:12So I used to or I still do if you see a fancy magazine that has all color pages
00:16:17It's usually like legit if you see one that has a color cover maybe a couple pages
00:16:21But then the inside is like a newspaper that one sucks. It was one of those
00:16:24Did you post this on the fantasy football read? No somebody?
00:16:28Yeah, it really for every fuck to me cuz I was like, oh I'm about to find it
00:16:32I'm about to find it and then the first comment was like, yeah
00:16:37Found it no
00:16:39No, just like I fucking with you. So no rain is gonna move on now
00:16:42We have the number eight seed versus the nine seed eight seed is mambo number five by Lou Vega Lou Vega, man
00:16:48I mean, what a great name. He never had another song even come close
00:16:51He had like I think a song called tricky tricky, which did not make it anywhere. That was his top
00:16:57Next one. What is how does it go a little bit of Monica? Was this in the sandlot? No, no
00:17:03What was the song when I'm puking on spaghetti? Oh is that for the ride? Oh, yeah
00:17:08Oh, that was tequila. Yeah. Yeah. Also in Peewee's Big Adventure. Yeah. Yes
00:17:15All right, mama number five is a little bit of Monica a little bit of Monica. Yeah. Yeah
00:17:21Yeah, what was the movie where they have the guy puke at the pie eating contest that stand by me that stand by me
00:17:26Yeah
00:17:27That's going up against the number nine seed your love by the outfield. Oh, I just wanna feel you
00:17:33Tenor
00:17:34That's a really good realize. That was a one-at-one one. They never field. Yeah the outfield
00:17:38Okay, never had a really big hit again
00:17:40So starting with you Che mambo number five versus your love I'll go number five
00:17:44So I think even when it came out, I remember it was on briefly on TRL
00:17:49I think it but it was always like a lower number and everyone even at the time like us song is like super corny
00:17:55So it's got to be the outfield song the outfield song your love which by the way Tatum
00:18:00We did the corny episode last week Tatum's corny in his rankings after his like skyrocket skyrocket big
00:18:06Just pronounce the name and be a champion
00:18:09Jason Tatum. Yeah, just to throw that out there
00:18:11So one for your love your love easy the beginning of that song can get a crowd going
00:18:17immediately
00:18:18Exactly as a classic intro mama number five sucks in kindergarten. They taught us like the Disney version
00:18:25We were singing like a little bit
00:18:27Like
00:18:29Whoever the fuck that isn't like the Disney girls, which oh weirder whose perspective we were singing that song from but yeah
00:18:36Yeah, clever mama don't fight. Maybe one of the five worst songs of all time, right?
00:18:41It's got like Macarena this like it's a one of the absolute worst
00:18:45Songs ever and sadly I was alive and was like very popular
00:18:48It's all you heard for like a good two-month period like you said is on TRL
00:18:51It's everywhere's on radio and all the moms liked it too. So you hear moms loved it
00:18:55Like I remember jumping in like a friend's minivan and his mom's driving you hear mama number five. Oh, isn't this fun kids?
00:19:02You're like, no
00:19:03It's talking about a guy like running through women, too. That's the weirdest part about it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
00:19:08I now feel songs. It's fine. So that you think it's just fine. I think yeah, I don't love it
00:19:12Sorry, it's good. I think it's great. Yeah. Oh, no, I think it's a great song. That's a good voice Nick
00:19:17Um, yeah mambo number five
00:19:19It seems like a cheat code almost if you like put at the time a middle-aged mom's name in the song
00:19:25Come on, Eileen Stacy's mom and he was just like fuck it
00:19:32Alphabet bitches
00:19:36Yeah, it's a cheat code for a hit song
00:19:39The outfield that that the song that's that's a good song it's a really good song KB
00:19:44Yeah, I've never processed that. I hate mambo number five, but I never liked it
00:19:49If you would have told me before we talked about it, like hey, do you like mambo number five?
00:19:53I'd be like hell. Yeah. Yeah, but now I never like it always annoyed me. No
00:19:58Even like the intro trumpets of it
00:20:06Ladies and gentlemen
00:20:12Weird like kind of like
00:20:14Oh, yeah, and then it hits the trumpet row loud
00:20:27Sounds like a fart machine. I'm starting to like it now. Yeah
00:20:31So your love is gonna win but Mincy your love for sure
00:20:34I always hated number five, but y'all y'all have already covered it. Yeah, is there a designated dance to that?
00:20:39It seems like a song like a Macarena
00:20:42Yes, I don't know what you do doing pointing at women like
00:20:48He dance like you I remember in the video who's all in like a fancy suit and he would do oh
00:20:51I bet you a million dollars. He's wearing a fedora. He was a big big white one. Yeah
00:20:56So you're like a purple suit. Is that right? That feels right?
00:21:01Your love is gonna move on now
00:21:02We have the 16 seed chain game before we go up against the number one seed
00:21:05Only a couple options here first being two princes by spin doctors. Ooh, so
00:21:11That's where Lou Vegas from I'm sorry Cuba would be my mission guess you'd think like a lot. Yeah. Yeah. He's from Munich
00:21:21German that's German Air Force Base, baby. I bet a million
00:21:29What was that German is a milly-vanilli those guys are German are they once again they were
00:21:34No, I think they were they were Asian. They were lip-syncing. Yeah, no, no, it was a black
00:21:39They had to give their Grammys back. Yeah, we're German. I think right? No, I think they were Rob. It was Rob vanilla, right?
00:21:48His birth certificate, but the real singers were Asian people they were Germans they were German
00:21:53They were they were lip-syncing had to give their Grammys right? Yeah, it's raining wet men people
00:21:56Did they have to today it's raining men the weather girls. Did they get caught lip-syncing as well? I don't know
00:22:02That's another song. I hate
00:22:06Straight ass hates that shit
00:22:10Skip but two princes had little miss can't be wrong, which was a massive hit. That song's awesome. It's a great
00:22:15I both songs are good. Yeah hit a great
00:22:17Top 17 in the billboard Gangnam style by Psy, but he's fucking like selling us dad counts. That's a white
00:22:24Yeah, but he has another song which I had never heard of called gentlemen, which is number five on the tower
00:22:29He dropped after I remember that massive. It was just trickle down from yeah American mainstream. Yeah. Yeah
00:22:36Friday by Rebecca black, but that only peaked at 55. Well, is that horrible more viral than radio hit?
00:22:43She's a talking about a good-looking lesbian. No. Yeah, she I think that was bigger
00:22:47I think the reason didn't peak higher was it was more of the younger people like anyone like so I was like too old for
00:22:52That song but like the other songs have really kind of hit every age group
00:22:55Yeah, like it was more like internet sensation Rebecca black. Yes walking in Memphis by Marcon
00:23:00Oh didn't really have another song after that
00:23:03Cotton-eyed Joe by rednecks
00:23:05Cotton-eyed
00:23:07It's with an X and there I didn't know they that's rednecks
00:23:12With an axe and where would you imagine they're from?
00:23:16Georgia, Sweden
00:23:22Cotton-eyed Joe
00:23:24In your eye, right? No, it's about a guy coming to the town and fucking other woman and leaving. Yep
00:23:29Yeah, it's like a tick-tock turn. You listen the words. It's all about like
00:23:33Cotton-eyed Joe, where'd you come from? Where'd you go? I've been married a long time ago. Where'd you come from?
00:23:38Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's about a guy singing about this guy came to his town is fucked all in the left
00:23:42Yeah, Jesus, I wouldn't expect that and we're all dancing to it
00:23:46Ever happened some random guy like a drifter comes his way. It's like a Western story
00:23:51But instead of saving the town he fucks the town
00:23:55Panda by designer, which that was huge and then he fell off
00:24:00Not nowhere and immediately it was huge not definitely a chart. Yes. It was it was all
00:24:06I'll double-check the numbers here. Let me Turner. Yeah. Yeah, that's charted
00:24:12I don't know, but I remember hearing it all the time
00:24:14And then lastly one person had tweeted said if you include this I'll murder you so I'm including it
00:24:18You're beautiful by James Blunt a respect to our troops
00:24:20He was like you by the way that more James Blunt was like in like the Kosovo war some weird shit
00:24:25Which James Blunt? Yeah, like a few years living with Carrie Fisher. Yeah
00:24:30He's also
00:24:31Guard in the Queen's Guard the Queen's Guard got
00:24:34Reprimanded by the Queen during a like parade once because his horse wouldn't like move and he's all he was also fucking Carrie Fisher
00:24:41I'm sure yeah, we've been together. I assume that's what was going on
00:24:43So among these are living he was living in her at the house behind her Harry said there was rumors. There was romance
00:24:48Yeah, that's interesting. I don't know. No. No. No Carrie did a Paul Simon
00:24:53Died I've won random one-hit wonder that I don't know made it West
00:24:57You got to bring up in a commode a here comes the hot stepper. Yeah, I don't know what that is at all
00:25:06How's it go comes they call me hot stepper
00:25:12No, but it's
00:25:15I was a key when you work. I don't know this now here comes hot step up. I'll play it
00:25:18Thank you more of it, please who's it by in a commode a in a commode a yeah
00:25:22I was going to one hit wonders today, and I was like the hope the song makes it
00:25:26I'll play real quick
00:25:31Is that it oh
00:25:37Yeah, I was hoping to make it so I had to bring it up. It's a good time. No, I like that
00:25:41Yeah, so here's our options. You'll be going first mincy for the chan two princes gangnam style Friday walking in Memphis cotton. I Joe
00:25:49Panda you're beautiful here comes the hot stepper, right? Yeah. Yeah, if you if I can vote for here comes hot stepper
00:25:55Oh, yeah, absolutely like walking to Memphis
00:25:59Just I mean I used to party in liver near Memphis. You just it. It's sentimental, but just heard it
00:26:04They got it. You know one of the songs that just gets too overplayed sure so I'm going here comes hot stuff here comes the hot
00:26:09Stepper well, how does two princes go a one two?
00:26:13Princes yeah, I mean that is not a bunch that I like to listen to they had another little miss little miss little miss can't be
00:26:20wrong
00:26:22You do I'm singing I do actually see it's a massive
00:26:25It was a just almost as big of a hit is that an accept acceptable and there are two hit wonder
00:26:30Yeah, and I say raise you nothing not two princes not two princes who are the other ones?
00:26:35Gangnam style Friday walking in Memphis cotton. I Joe panda you're beautiful here comes the hot stepper
00:26:41See why would you be killed for you boot? You're beautiful some guy just said don't pick James Blunt
00:26:46So I picked James Blunt. That's that's my answer. Yeah one for James. I don't think he had anything else on top
00:26:50Yeah, no, but he has he has yeah, goodbye my lover. Oh, yeah
00:26:58It's got to be caught in I Joe that was that was played in every roller rink on loop
00:27:02And you couldn't name another song by the rednecks
00:27:06They're Swedish
00:27:08So were they just like trying to cash in on American culture?
00:27:11So they were combining the way that they did this was they combined like kind of like our folk like kind of twangy music and then
00:27:16Combined out with euro dance because I get you can feel that it works. It's kind of fun. Yeah
00:27:20It's like a really super has its own dance. It does. There's a big middle school dance thing Wow their names are sick
00:27:26Yeah, ace ratclaw. Oh that is
00:27:29Spades Purvis the pet the pale the pale gator. Are you on like the Wikipedia for?
00:27:38Jiggle McClanahan Moe Lester the limp
00:27:44That's not a good name at all Moe Lester the limp
00:27:50Bone duster croc. It's Bjorn chef. What the fuck mup misty May Whippy Billy Ray BB stiff and Bobby Sue
00:27:59Ace ratclaw spades Purvis the pale gator
00:28:02Zoe Duskin, I forget I missed and then Jiggy McClanahan. I really like
00:28:06McClanahan Jiggy McClanahan sounds like a slur. Yeah, this is just a
00:28:11There's just an insane
00:28:12Wikipedia so one forgot Nigel Clemmer. Yeah, I used to hate got Nigel and then I you guys squash it
00:28:19Yeah, I found out I kind of what it meant and now I kind of like hot Nigel
00:28:23I'm gonna hear it in the radio. I turn up cuz now I know what it's about and now that I know
00:28:27Who's in the band? It's gotta be rednecks. Wait, it sounds as if they're parodying America
00:28:33Definitely, but the names and yeah. Mm-hmm
00:28:37So you're gonna say with that maybe a mama don't probably is kind of the same subject matter
00:28:40I mean the guy's just going around fucking every woman. No, no, no. No, there is no
00:28:44Go look the lyrics of cotton. I do it's much more interesting
00:28:47There's actually a little bit of like the way the lore behind lyrics like 18. Oh pretty deep
00:28:53It's more it's much deeper than mom and her five. Yeah, I guess so
00:28:56You're probably there's a whole subtext you guys been listening to song forever. You have no idea what it's about
00:28:59Yeah, there's something you said for that. Yeah. No, that's I think that's something fun about that to forgot Nigel
00:29:04I'm gonna go James Blunt. You're beautiful. I don't really like any of these songs to be honest
00:29:09It was a hard. It was a hard choice. I think that song sucks dick
00:29:12I don't really like it either, but I've heard my life is brilliant. I love that part
00:29:21Gavin Rossdale from Bush says James Blunt is the funniest man. He's ever met. Really? Yeah
00:29:27He said he's incredibly self-aware about his music and is constantly shitting on himself. I love and apparently his fans
00:29:33He's like I can't say it because it would be rude to say out loud
00:29:36But he says some interesting things about his fan base interesting. You have an interview with Gavin Ross, right?
00:29:40He was with another man
00:29:46Does he say my life was pure my life is brilliant your love is
00:30:01So right now we're two for Cotton Eye Joe two for you beautiful by James Blunt, where are you gonna go Jay?
00:30:06Here comes the hot step
00:30:08Oh
00:30:09Good about bringing it up. Okay, so move you have to break it again
00:30:13We have two for hot stepper here comes the hot stepper two for you're beautiful and two for Cotton Eye Joe Wow
00:30:19You're beautiful
00:30:22Where did you come from where'd you go? Oh my god, you're beautiful is gonna go up against our number one seed
00:30:27Come on, Eileen. Where does he see her with another man?
00:30:30You were with another man
00:30:32Boy, who's it on subway? I saw on a subway
00:30:38Can
00:30:42You come up and do that with us
00:30:55She was with another man, yeah, that's the last place you want to see your girl with another man on the subway
00:31:01So
00:31:04You're beautiful going up against come on Eileen, which also did not have any follow-up from what was the band again?
00:31:10It was sexy
00:31:12Dexy's been at runners. They only had one other song ever chart even in the top 100. So come on Eileen versus you're beautiful J
00:31:19Come on Eileen that that gets people up and weddings
00:31:22Like if you hear that song the flower dresses get going everybody gets going come on Eileen's good song
00:31:27Yeah, I think it's like the Red Sox big thing, right?
00:31:30Sweet Caroline, sorry Robbie come on Eileen banger absolute banger. Love him good double entendre
00:31:36Come on, Eileen is just a fantastic song and it's been around forever and I never get tired of it
00:31:41It's always good three for coming Eileen people over sexualize it
00:31:46We've just had this beautiful talk about you're beautiful. I'm rolling with the James Blunt. I'm rolling the blunt
00:31:51Yeah
00:31:55KB yeah, I find come on Eileen to be chanty like annoyingly chanty. I don't like it. Mm-hmm, and I love you're beautiful
00:32:03That's a no-brainer, right?
00:32:05Come on, Eileen for sure. Yeah
00:32:08Come on, Eileen's gonna move on. Oh my god. I'm trying to get more of the lyrics from it
00:32:12You saw your face in a crowded place. That's the line. I was forgetting
00:32:14Oh, yeah
00:32:19What's the line after that that one's real emotional and I don't know what to do
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00:33:51I
00:33:52Feel like I pay for a bunch of different cable stuff that I don't use I absolutely did
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00:34:05Other side of the bracket we have the six seed versus the 11th seed the six seed is teenage dirtbag by weedus
00:34:10Oh, they do not really go their song that charted in the top
00:34:15Enjoyed the pop pop pop pop version. Thank you. Oh, yeah
00:34:19Yeah, what movies that in Jason Biggs movie?
00:34:22American Pipe to it. No, I think it's like a loser
00:34:27It'd be crazy if it was in if you just named the wrong Jason Biggs movies
00:34:30And if it was in to Jason this could be in any Jason Biggs, and that's true
00:34:34Jason Wiggs fun fact was there for our set at Ocean's Calling, you know, our crow bears like pitched it to him
00:34:39He was like, he's like, oh, yeah, they're like basically a cover band. He's like fuck. Yeah. I want to be there for it
00:34:43Yeah, we were like, ah cool. Jason Biggs is being nice to us. So no way through the set. We looked at him. He's fucking
00:34:48Love that. No, he fucked up. He's in the music video for a teenage dirtbag. Oh
00:34:53But I think it's because it's gotta be
00:34:56Amy Heckerling movie. I'm looking at being the hell. Yeah, I mean, it's just insane the chance that he's in that
00:35:01Aren't his tweets insane Jason Biggs
00:35:07I don't know
00:35:09Not familiar Savaree also American pie. I think she was also in the music video too. Yeah
00:35:18And that's going up against the number 11 seed who led the dogs out by the Baha men earlier that was
00:35:24Everywhere could not that song rocks
00:35:26I'm a big fan. These songs both came out the same year, by the way
00:35:29Whoa
00:35:302002 I think 2000 because I used to play a natural pride games. Yeah, so monkey boy. Yeah. Yeah
00:35:36I do what you're talking about. Yeah, we would never you would have no idea. God damn it
00:35:40Uh, so we'll start with you. Let's see teenage dirtbags dirtbag immediate. Yeah media, but who let the dogs out?
00:35:45I feel I mean, maybe it's cuz I associated I feel like I've seen Mississippi State play it
00:35:52Mm-hmm. I mean, it's a great song though. Oh, yeah fire is up the same
00:35:56I
00:35:58Thought George
00:36:00Who's the player? He did it was it might be flipping it here who peed on the DK Mecca? Oh, yeah
00:36:06Gotcha guy KB
00:36:08how to
00:36:09teenage
00:36:14Yeah, we are like modulation, I don't I don't like his voice weirds me out voice and during the bridge he goes up
00:36:19He does the girls girl. Yeah
00:36:21I can't
00:36:23Which one would one pop punk does it live Caroline sings it and then Roan does the girl part? Oh, yeah
00:36:31Like that I loved who let the dogs out, but it's not a good song
00:36:41Then go teenage dirtbag they hit you with the who-who-who-who yeah, and I know I want to know Rick
00:36:47I like the yippee. I owe more than the who but call me crazy
00:36:51Deuce don't make songs for kids anymore. No. Yeah
00:36:55So two for teenage dirtbag. I played the fuck out of who let the dogs out like loop
00:37:00Finished back that in the song blue by Eiffel
00:37:07Barbie girl
00:37:12David get a just re-released it as his own and it's the number one song in the world
00:37:17I don't care. It sounds horrible the blue the production is amazing. Oh listen up um. I'm gonna ball home, man
00:37:24I fucking love that song so catchy mm-hmm. That was my first time really experiencing Island vibes
00:37:31Really honest to God I was like wow I got it. I like the vibe. It was my first time experiencing Island
00:37:35I do make say yippee. I oh yeah
00:37:38Clever the teenage dirtbag. I think it's a fine song. I mean who has dogs out
00:37:42I was too old for when he came out just horrible
00:37:45No nostalgia so teenage dirtbag memories, but no nostalgia that means none easy for teenage dirtbag for me. I love the song
00:37:52I think it's a great song also my high school ran a fundraiser based around how annoying who let the dogs out
00:37:57Well really really every single period when the bell would ring who let the dogs out would play until we reach the fundraising goal Wow
00:38:06How long did it take to reach the fundraising goal months?
00:38:09Stored it you guys for school months
00:38:11I don't remember this verse what first last year in the dance you had a ball called me mealy bug and scuttle
00:38:18Get back gruffy back scruffy get back scruffy get back gruffy
00:38:28You flee infested mongrels
00:38:32It's about ugly girls oh, it's awesome. It's who let the dogs
00:38:37Yeah, it'd be like like Trump calls them dogs. Yeah, yeah the same use like she's a dog
00:38:45Yeah, you just find it. Yeah, you let the fucking dog
00:38:54Ted Cruz's wife on the loose
00:38:59Jay who let the dogs that I thought at the time was also just like comically
00:39:04The everyone it was almost universally agree
00:39:06I thought was like a poor song like it was an earworm like it gets stuck in your head
00:39:09But I thought it was almost universally hated teenage dirtbag. I love that song today. I think that's a great song it holds up
00:39:17Teenage dirtbag for sure would you ever do Baha men at a pop punk no the Baha men are from Kyoto what?
00:39:24I
00:39:32Blame the new Assassin's Creed
00:39:36Now we have the number three seed versus the 14th seed the three seed is a 1985 bowling for soup
00:39:4319
00:39:451985 just a fun fact not their song not there to cover really the cover of a song by SR 71
00:39:51That's right was not very popular when they did and they're bowling for exact voice
00:39:55Same hardly it sounds very similar the bowling for soup version changes like maybe two lyrics. Yeah, and blew the fuck up
00:40:02So that's tough for SR 71, but I mean they made money from it
00:40:05And that's going to be at some 14 seed calling maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen never had a single hit
00:40:09The gays are gonna be at your throat
00:40:12Love Carly Rae. Oh, yeah, yeah, you're gonna. Have you're gonna have a very funny look my lab without city on a banger
00:40:19I know yes, I'm gonna be a super waiting outside my apartment when I get home
00:40:24Don't you live in Hell's Kitchen? Yeah? Yeah, you're done. I'm dead too close to Chelsea
00:40:29But she never had it. She's obviously like very talented
00:40:31She's like the grease live grease was awesome, but never had a hit in the top 50 again
00:40:34That song was written by a Canadian band called Marianas Trench, right? Oh, yeah, I think you're right. Yeah. Yeah, or the lead singer
00:40:421985 versus call me maybe J. I
00:40:45Don't know the 1985 song
00:40:48Springsteen Madonna way before Nirvana. Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, okay? Oh, that sounds pretty good. Yeah, I like that song
00:40:55Yeah, so let me just hit the wall
00:40:59If you think about lyrics they all suck
00:41:02That's why I never respect song nope can
00:41:04One for make all the money though. Yeah, yeah one for 1985 Robbie 1985 for sure
00:41:09I don't see pop punk in Columbus August 2nd instead of seeing Bowling for Soup in Columbus that night, please
00:41:18Will you play in 1985 yeah, we'll fucking play their whole set if you want us to not even their original song
00:41:23They can't get mad. Yeah true
00:41:24Clemmer what's the battle again? I'm sorry 1985 versus call me. Maybe yeah, I think call me
00:41:29Maybe he's like a fine song. Yeah, the boy was on right, so that was kind of annoying
00:41:33I think calling me was like a perfect like pop song. It's my number one pop song
00:41:38Let's talk call me. Maybe it's a perfect song. Yeah, I agree and obviously I was never demo for it
00:41:44But it's still like hits like I think I'm Bob is a perfect pop song yep
00:41:47Yeah, like some of these like I don't know if it's cuz what?
00:41:51dust brothers did produced
00:41:54Mba okay, which stated Paul's boutique fight club soundtrack like there, so I don't know if like I don't know who produced
00:42:01Call me, baby, but it's like a perfectly crafted song is she a Canadian as well. I think so
00:42:08Whoever did that like knew what they were doing was supremely talented
00:42:12Nothing against Carla Carly Rae Jepsen, but just the way that song is like structured is brilliant
00:42:16Mm-hmm, so you're gonna go with call me. Maybe yes, Nick
00:42:19I think bowling for soup had other hits to girl all the bad guys nothing in the top
00:42:23That was a big one. Yeah, but that's maybe in the pop-punk realm. Maybe so
00:42:27Carly Rae Jepsen, it's the perfect pop song to me mm-hmm so another one for car call me
00:42:32Maybe two to two right yeah, it's one of my favorites the subject matter. It's so poppy. It's it's yeah, it's perfect
00:42:38Let's see she wrote it. I'm trying to see who would have produced it. Who'd you say was dust?
00:42:42That's brothers didn't bop okay and did with Mark Hudson who did a lot of the Aerosmith and Ringo Starr stuff
00:42:49Oh, yeah, they had like a super talented group behind me and behind it was amazing. That's that song is just fantastic
00:42:54We're three to two right now Mincy. I'm going 1985
00:43:01Where's moot gonna go I can only guess 19
00:43:051985
00:43:11That was like one of the few songs I had burnt on a CD
00:43:14And I would just play it over and over again as a kid yeah
00:43:17That is a good song a really good song
00:43:19So that's the going now we have the number seven seed versus the ten seed the seven seed is a thousand miles by Vanessa Carlton
00:43:29I'm surprised you never had you told me back then when I came out. I'm gonna go this girl's gonna have a major career
00:43:33Yeah, that's great out of all of these. That's that's the one where my conic video. She's driving a piano. Yeah
00:43:39She's a really good video. She dated a lead singer third-eye-blind for a little bit
00:43:43Someone else very famous, too
00:43:45But I'll double-check on our couple and that's going up against number seven or number ten seed white man anthem jump around by house of pain
00:43:51Oh
00:43:53That one did not they didn't never had another hit. It's a good halftime song very good halftime song so a thousand miles ceiling
00:43:59No, yeah, mm-hmm. It's a good halftime song
00:44:02Unless your team's losing and yeah
00:44:06Number seven seed was the ten again thousand miles versus jump around mincey
00:44:10I'm going jump around because I love the Madison, Wisconsin tradition
00:44:13They do it at the University of Wisconsin, and I think it's one of the best college football traditions
00:44:17So one for jump around a thousand miles in the same campus call me. Maybe be for me like maybe better
00:44:23Perfect she's not the perfect pop singer Vanessa Carlton. There's just such the that era 2000s like singer names. Yeah
00:44:29Yeah, everything about her even like she looks like everything about it was like perfect. I don't know what happened. Yeah
00:44:40The crazy take it's everything about it was perfect. No like
00:44:45Fucking no, I mean perfect for like future success not a hair on her body out of place
00:44:50No, what was the issue? Why didn't she blow up? I don't know I said
00:44:54It's like I don't know about her must not have been perfect by the way
00:44:57Sometimes this record contracts like stall people
00:45:00Your crazy story. I think a thousand miles are just such an anomaly of a song. She's had great music
00:45:05Mm-hmm. I'm sure she's by the way
00:45:08Your age. Yeah, I get breaks my brain a little bit. Why I don't know it makes no sense
00:45:13I just imagine she was like you guys also think I'm like 80 years old. No you do you think no no
00:45:18Oh, I can get all the only one
00:45:20Knowing oh
00:45:22Shit I got the airplane. He made fun of being old like everything everything is
00:45:27You let you embrace that and that's what you love
00:45:30But I say they do think I'm 90 years old what year were you born 79?
00:45:34Why a lot of Jason's born that year a lot of Jason a lot of Christopher's I had three Chris's in my class
00:45:39I'd be Chris KL
00:45:43Chris Knox
00:45:46Somehow he got the Chris K like when I get this KL. Yeah, so she did the third eye blind
00:45:50I guess she also dated John Mayer Wow
00:45:52Wow, that's not it. I mean who hasn't yeah, yeah, you're right. I guess you're right about that
00:45:56Uh, I blind guy dated Charlize Theron for a long. Oh, wow
00:46:00Holy shit. All right. He's good-looking guy though. Yeah, so he's about meth too. Yeah meth and her
00:46:06Wonder if that's who he fell asleep inside of
00:46:10No chance you don't fall asleep is that furious
00:46:14I'm so embarrassed
00:46:17Nick um
00:46:18Jump, you gotta go thousand miles here. It's a perfect. It's another perfect pop song
00:46:22I think white chicks kind of put a damper. Uh, it might have brought it back to the yeah. Yeah, it was Terry Crews. Yep
00:46:29Going thousand miles good ass song two four thousand miles one for jump around. This is the toughest battle yet
00:46:34I think I'm gonna go thousand mile. He's a better song better crafted song, but jump around a lot of fun
00:46:39Thousand miles three-to-one right now Robbie thousand miles love thousand miles the actual
00:46:45like
00:46:46instrumental of that song is so
00:46:48Like weirdly complicated, especially on the drums
00:46:51It's actually Paul McCartney's drummer who's been with him for like 20 years playing drums on that song wouldn't have expected
00:46:57I saw him at Camden Yards two years ago right before I got hired on boot
00:47:01The backing man is incredibly you'd expect nothing less. But what if he isn't? Yeah, the best is his birthday
00:47:07I think happy birthday. Yeah, happy birthday. You just about you must be 82 then cuz he just was about turn 80 when I saw
00:47:12Yeah
00:47:14Thousand miles gonna win but che
00:47:16Thousand miles the the way that song opens is perfect the video as we alluded to is very good
00:47:20That song is in my eyes a perfect pop song thousand miles gonna move on now
00:47:24We have our last match up on this side. It is the two seed versus the 15 seed or two seed for today is tub thumping
00:47:31Yeah, I see up tub thumping by chumba-wumba album cover scared the shit out of a real toothy, baby
00:47:38neon green
00:47:40I'm gonna have to go double-check that and that toothy, baby
00:47:43It might not even be on what's that ugly color green that?
00:47:47Let me see. Oh boy
00:47:50Tub thumping album cover. This is gonna be I don't think I've ever seen it before. Oh, oh, oh, that's horrifying
00:47:57Yeah, that's a horrifying
00:47:59Is that a baby in front of chartreuse?
00:48:01It's yeah odd the green screen. Yes, that is as a horrifying baby
00:48:06That is scary to look at and that's going up against number 15 seed mentioned a lot
00:48:11So I just felt like I had to include him good old boys scat man by scat man John
00:48:18Scat man John did chart so scat man versus tub thumping it's gonna be obvious runaway, but good play it out
00:48:25Jay tub thumping I think I was in like middle school when they came out that song was so fucking popular
00:48:31Tub thumping it was also just a good song as quick. I feel like it's like two and a half minutes
00:48:35Maybe even less what's a long song? What does tub thumping mean tub thumping is a long song?
00:48:38Oh, no, no two and a half minutes. I think is longer. Oh, yeah
00:48:41What is tub thumping though? Like what does that mean?
00:48:44No, I don't know. I don't know what in the tub brother. Yeah, Robbie tub thumping two for tub thumping Chet Clemmer
00:48:51Yeah, I remember I used to get a Columbia house so you could get like eight albums for a penny and
00:48:58You guys you guys remember this you're young you're a young man. Yeah
00:49:03Eight albums for a penny
00:49:06Clever you're not that old
00:49:08Albums for a penny you guys you guys don't know what Columbia says. It sounds like so yeah, there was a membership group
00:49:13so what happened was you picked eight albums for a penny and then
00:49:16That was the initial thing and then it was like a subscription
00:49:19I mean you had to pay $15 a month and you get a CD every month, but the interesting but there was no like
00:49:25Checking so you'd be like you'd write your dog's name like, you know, like or my cat was rocket
00:49:29So a rocket Clemmer my address penny and that way like they and then you get the eight albums. They're like, all right
00:49:35Well, you're always $15. Mr. Rocket Clemmer. It's like well, he doesn't exist. So all of our friends would do that
00:49:40It was if any kid listening from the 90s who knows exactly I'm talking about
00:49:43But you'd look through the albums and I remember that ugly tub
00:49:45WL was always one of the ones you could pick because you could pick like I don't see it from a hundred different albums
00:49:49I remember just always a scrolling by that like fuck like I hate that album cover, but it is a better song
00:49:53It was like a mailer, right? Yeah mail to your house
00:49:57No idea that's so crazy that you remember right I
00:50:00Joined it and then you canceled it almost immediately. Yeah, or you'd put fake names like cuz they didn't do a credit checks
00:50:05Oh, wow
00:50:05Yeah
00:50:06And like everyone did that and that's how a lot of us got our CD collection started was where we all go Columbia
00:50:10We had different like you do fake names
00:50:12But eventually caught on they like once the address was flagged once you were fucked
00:50:16But you have your friends do it for you. It's a whole thing. So you don't want something. I'm picking something
00:50:20Yeah, but I do remember scrolling pass it out and it was it felt like it was on there forever
00:50:24I looked it up top of the thing is a British slang for aggressive political protesting not what I would
00:50:29Sitting I thought it was boozing. Yeah, it was I get knocked down. I get I get back up again
00:50:33I had the whiskey drink
00:50:36I
00:50:38Starts off real preachy though, right? It's like I thought that music mattered
00:50:42Because you the most generic song ever
00:50:45It's awesome. So the neck up top thumping it up and they're destroying whoever they're up against he drinks a whiskey drink
00:50:51He drinks a vodka drink. He drinks a lager drink cider drink. There you go. It sings the songs
00:50:57Yeah, good times and then does Danny Boyle over again. Oh Danny boy. So over and over. Yeah, did that mean? Yeah
00:51:04Give me that was a repeat song for me. I would Japanese wizard my stuffed golden retriever to it, but you would what?
00:51:09I'd wrestle my stuffed dog
00:51:13Hey, what'd you call it though? That was one of the moves I would do the Japanese wizard Japanese wizard, okay
00:51:19So all for tub thumping right now. I don't hear it anymore. Yeah, I get knocked down but I get up again
00:51:24You're never gonna keep me down. That's a story
00:51:29The tub thumping is gonna move on great use in fanboys
00:51:33That's right. Wow very beginning of the party. Yeah. Wow. I haven't seen moving forever
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00:52:35first up versus Stacy's mom
00:52:37Very bit tough matchup off the bat Mincy
00:52:42To iconic videos, yeah, I'm gonna go I'm gonna go Stacy's mom one for Stacy's mom
00:52:48KB Stacy's mom made me smile more made me scream more made me I
00:52:54Like no rain better
00:52:57I didn't see that coming one for no rain
00:53:02When state at its peak I liked Stacy's mom more than as a song. That's what I'm saying
00:53:08But I like blind Mel. That's I have that song saved on my phone. I don't have Stacy's mom saved
00:53:13Got you to no rains age better for you. Yes. Oh, yeah
00:53:17Two for no rain one for Stacy's mom. Yeah, no rain by a mile for me by a mile. Wow
00:53:21I don't know why I thought you'd be a big Stacy's mom. I guess there's a little
00:53:24Little
00:53:26Novelty songs are a little
00:53:29Robbie Stacy's mom you were just preaching cotton-eyed Joe
00:53:33The lore you don't understand. I will couldn't begin to understand the depth for many years of my life
00:53:39I hate it cut under February, but now I've come to appreciate that's that's that's a being you know admitting to change
00:53:44I don't know. That's a sign of a well-developed. What about the story weaved through us Stacy's mom
00:53:50You can tell I've grown
00:53:52Ship and how it echoes the graduate he asked you remember when I mowed your lawn. Yeah, aren't we all Benjamin Braddock?
00:54:03You're going for Stacy's mom though. Yes Stacy's mom all right, so we're three to two
00:54:07You're like that feel like a big milf guy I am
00:54:11Yeah, if you if you can search my private browsing history that would confirm it, but uh no
00:54:17With blind melon no rain that song is very good. No rain. I know rain is gonna move on you saying
00:54:22I am immediately also confirmed it. Yeah
00:54:29Came directly from your mouth
00:54:32Next matchup we have come on. I think versus your love by the outfield
00:54:37Huge what was it?
00:54:40Yeah, come on. Come on. I lean is it's gonna be tough to beat come on. I lean easy another horny song
00:54:45That's I feel like you just take you there the whole way right all horny songs. I just think about like
00:54:50Women at weddings like getting up and hitting the dancefloor
00:54:53Nilsit wedding does everything revert back to you I voted for blind melon. Oh
00:54:58No, they had melon in it melon
00:55:03There's a count I follow on tick-tock
00:55:05It's just called Eastern European weddings, and it's just a an account of compilations of your Eastern European women's giant tits dancing at weddings
00:55:12That's it. It's the whole account, and I post every now and then but no one gets it, and I'm just like why is it?
00:55:17It's the funniest thing
00:55:19Robbie Fox come on Eileen Bareilles Sara Bareilles has a great cover of it really oh, I just did that yeah
00:55:25It's good stuff. It's like her in another band. I forget who the band is that's fantastic for coming Eileen come on
00:55:30I mean three for coming Eileen I
00:55:33Can't do it. It feels like a gimmicky song to me
00:55:36So you're gonna go with your love. I think it's a better song. It's really cat. It's good
00:55:41You come on Eileen and like sweet Carolina just people like I hate sweet carol I know yeah, I think it's maybe
00:55:48Drunk people oh, it's just in their glory. That's a creepy song. You know that's the songs about was it's pit song
00:55:54It's a pit, but the pit University Pittsburgh. Oh ate it Caroline Kennedy
00:56:01Neil Diamond saw a picture of her when she was like 13 years old and wrote the song back Jesus Christ gross
00:56:06Yeah, I'll go the other one
00:56:09Your love yeah, all right, I'm actually gonna go with your love here, too
00:56:12I think it's I come on Eileen is good
00:56:14But it is like novelty catchy, and I think your love's just like a ages better
00:56:18I would say like it's I bet you most rock songs about a girl or about an underage girl. Yeah
00:56:27Yeah, yeah, so we are three to three right now mook you get to break another one I
00:56:33Just wanna feel
00:56:36Tonight
00:56:37Good ass song good song. I think if you took those lyrics and grafted him onto like an EDM song it would be amazing
00:56:42I bet you it exists. Yeah
00:56:44Jessie's girl a lot yeah, yeah, it's good call Rick Springfield. Yeah, so you're an actor before
00:56:50That or was he yeah, I think it and it wasn't his dad a major was it
00:56:57Your love versus no rain mincy
00:57:01I'm
00:57:04Going no rain on this I know I've been hating on it, but I love blind melon overall
00:57:07I've got to pay tribute because I think they're a great band one for no rain
00:57:11Yeah, no rain another one for no rain over your love. I like your love more
00:57:16One for your love three to one right now
00:57:19I'm gonna go with your love here. It's very close very bit worked. We're tied up again. I'm going with your love
00:57:24I love like the this song sounds like classic rock
00:57:28Yeah, you know it had like immediately it sounds like the era. I love that about it
00:57:32That guy's like a really high-pitched, but I don't he gets that like register
00:57:35And that's another thing like so of the era like singers back
00:57:38Then would like dudes would be able to hit these crazy. I know you know none of their voices held up
00:57:45We're able to hit the high note yeah
00:57:47Jay, it's three to two right now in favor of your love go on blind melon shots, but oh my
00:57:52We start to who shout to pick central that was their engine walk. Yeah, oh, that's Brandon's dozen song
00:57:57Yeah walk out song so we are three to three once again mood gets to break who gets to go into the finals your love
00:58:02Or no rain, how does no rain go?
00:58:08Give me your love your love maybe didn't do it justice yeah
00:58:14Your love moving into the finals on the other side 1985 versus teenage dirtbag
00:58:20Shake good. This is a good matchup
00:58:22Teenage dirtbag is I don't want to overrate it to it's a top
00:58:2750 song that I like Wow yeah, it's teenager bag one for teenage dirtbag
00:58:34This one's really hard for me. I'm gonna go with teenage dirtbag because I feel like the post-chorus like
00:58:41Dunno, oh yeah
00:58:43Yeah, dirtbag. I feel like nothing in 1985 goes as hard as that moment
00:58:49I'll give it to that
00:58:50Another one for teenage dirtbag Clemmer. Yeah, I think kind of obviously teenage dirtbag is the better crafted song
00:58:56They're unbelievably similar though one is like talking about how they still love Iron Maiden
00:59:01And then one is like I can't believe Motley Crue is classic rock
00:59:04Yeah, yeah like they're very similar so three for teenage dirtbag right now Nick four for teenage dirtbag right now
00:59:10Oh, he's dirtbag moving on but KB six for teenage
00:59:20Sweep teenage dirtbag gonna move on on the other side we have tub thumping versus a thousand miles
00:59:24I've been in another tough matchup mincey. I'm going to up dump, and I just like I said
00:59:30I love the I get knocked down that sounds like like a southern thing like I'm going tub thumping today
00:59:37So one for tub thumping a thousand miles one for a thousand miles tub thumping it in capital it encapsulates
00:59:44that era
00:59:46To me I get knocked down. I think in the same token like a thousand miles like kind of encapsulates that era
00:59:52So I'm gonna go yeah
00:59:52This is one of the closest matches like we've had in like the bracket ever like everyone is coming down to the wire
00:59:57These are these are hard to determine even like in my own head what side I'm gonna go
01:00:02I think I'm gonna go a thousand miles
01:00:03I think I like the entirety of a thousand miles whereas I really just love the chorus of mind you
01:00:09This is better one hit wonder yeah, Kyle
01:00:12Yeah, we forgot about ordinary day. No lead a fairytale White House. Yeah, but now
01:00:19Sticking with it. Yeah name one other chumba-wumba song
01:00:24Breakfast soup
01:00:27They're all super related breakfast soup
01:00:37Three for a thousand miles two for tumba-wumba
01:00:40Thousand miles two for tumba-wumba
01:00:46Thumping it sounds like a fucking I wish Tommy was here and said that yeah
01:00:521,000 miles 1,000 miles
01:00:55That 1,000 miles versus teenage dirtbag to go to the finals is a really tough. These are close matchups period both very eight songs
01:01:04I gotta go teenage dirtbag, but I don't hate going the other way to mm-hmm one for teenage dirtbag
01:01:10There's part of me that feels like a thousand miles is the better song
01:01:14But like yes the Robbie Fox in me is like I can't not pick teenage dirtbag teenage dirtbag two for teenage dirtbag a part
01:01:21Of you is right. It is a thousand miles is the better song. Oh
01:01:25One for a thousand miles. Let's tie it up
01:01:29a
01:01:30Thousand miles thousand miles. We are three four thousand miles two for teenage teenage
01:01:41Break the tie a thousand miles versus teenage dirtbag
01:01:46Mics off we can't hear
01:01:51You know, I'd walk a thousand miles if I could just see you
01:02:02That's tough to go up against after we just like saying I'm sorry
01:02:05Yeah, but a thousand miles in the finals versus your love by the outfield
01:02:11Your love. Yeah, that was a sleeper. Like I didn't think that would make it
01:02:14Like you said the classic rock thing. Yeah, it is
01:02:16I don't I feel like a lot of these songs like come on
01:02:19I lean and I tape our gimmicky and kind of little cheesy and your love's not yeah
01:02:24Yeah, these are both really good songs by artists that probably should have better careers. Mm-hmm. I think I agree with you
01:02:29Yeah, so your love versus a thousand miles mincy outfield. I'm going I'm going your love. Yes
01:02:35one for your love from mincy
01:02:37KB yeah, I would put a thousand miles over like any song one for a thousand miles
01:02:43But like yeah, it's a good. It's a great song
01:02:47She did have other
01:02:49Popular songs nothing that was like even but I like on Spotify. How many songs do you think she has in over three million?
01:02:55Well, like even like some of the lower bands have over three million the outfield. I don't know any other song
01:03:01That's tougher though. Cuz like I feel like that's just it's an older song
01:03:03Like
01:03:04Thousand miles is 800 million plays. I'm like her next one is a thousand miles acoustic 65 million plays and therefore that's ordinary day with 22
01:03:13Million, let's do it. Let's get it that to a billion. Yeah
01:03:16Every day. Um, I'm going your love just on the account of the the bracket being about one hit wonders
01:03:23Mm-hmm the outfit in the bracket. Yeah, the outfield is such a good band name. That should've been way better waste
01:03:28Clever
01:03:30I'm gonna go with the
01:03:33I'm gonna go a thousand miles here a thousand miles two to two
01:03:37I'm also going with a thousand miles
01:03:39I feel like for me it is a one hit wonder because I don't need to and I think it's like
01:03:44Where you can look at the Spotify but like people who are gonna like the outfield when they were popular aren't gonna be on Spotify
01:03:49Sure, you're not getting a fair representation. I just looked up your love and like the next their second most popular song is the your love
01:03:54Diplo remix. Oh, yeah
01:03:57Somebody
01:03:59Keep that in mind. Oh wait, and then they have a song that has 128 million all the love in the world
01:04:03I don't know that yeah, but that's a lot not in the chart
01:04:06We play like three seconds of that that might convince you play and I can cut it
01:04:10Let's play all the love in the world sounds vaguely familiar, but it just sounds like songs from that. I know I don't yeah
01:04:14I saw kind of generic halfway through. Yeah, it sounds like oh, I don't know this
01:04:18Yeah, and I think I would be in the breakfast. Yeah, what year did I change?
01:04:20Oh, it's on the same album. It had to be the same album cover. So yeah
01:04:24Eighty
01:04:25Five eighty four all over the world five play deep night. So I was alive then I remember that song
01:04:30So I'm confident that both are one hit wonder their brand name is the outfield in their play and their albums play deep
01:04:34That's fucking cool, man. That's cool. Yeah good stuff. I'm gonna go with this is so cool. I'm gonna go with a thousand
01:04:40I think I already said yeah. Yeah
01:04:41So right now we're three to two in favor of a thousand miles Che
01:04:44You're gonna have the big deciding vote if you want to have thousand miles run through or your love
01:04:47My KB said I would take a thousand miles almost except teeny shirt back Wow
01:04:52It's a thousand miles. So a thousand miles the winner of the bracket episode
01:04:57132 great song really well-deserving and we'll be back next week with a new episode until then see you guys
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