The Advisors Go Country With The King Of The South - Barstool Sports Advisors Week 6
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00:00Welcome to the Barstool Sports Advisors, America's premier sports information program with Brandon
00:10Fuckin' Walker, Dan Big Cat Caps, and the source, Stu Finer.
00:29Barstool Sports Advisors.
00:31Yeah!
00:32We are back.
00:33Back!
00:34Week six of the NFL.
00:35Can you see me?
00:36And.
00:37I'm fuckin' here.
00:38We have something very special for everyone today.
00:41Half of these better than both of them.
00:43Remember that.
00:44Stu, let me introduce you.
00:45Yes.
00:46Very special.
00:47First of all, Ashley, you can hear Stu Finer, Tommy, the regular crew, and we have someone
00:53special.
00:54Oh my God!
00:55Because guess what?
00:56For the first time ever in Barstool Sports Advisors history, ever, ever, ever, Brandon
01:01Fuckin' Walker is in the building!
01:04Let's fuckin' go!
01:06Let's fuckin' go!
01:07This man.
01:08Brandon Walker!
01:09This man has one of the biggest brains I've ever seen in my entire life.
01:14Right in that fuckin' head.
01:17He's here.
01:18I ain't scared of you, motherfucker.
01:19Oh!
01:20There he is!
01:21I ain't scared of you, motherfucker!
01:22There he is!
01:23Kick it!
01:24Bring it!
01:25I love sex!
01:26Love it!
01:27Yes!
01:28I'll be glad when they put that stuff in cans.
01:29Glad to have you.
01:30Stu thinks you're doing yourself right now.
01:31That's fine.
01:32This is how you normally act.
01:34When you said, I love sex, Stu was like, yes, finally.
01:37Someone else on the show.
01:38Let's go!
01:39Hi, I'm Brandon Walker.
01:40Hi.
01:41You know the NFL.
01:42I know the NFL.
01:43I know football.
01:44You know football.
01:45You know gambling.
01:46Are you going to go undefeated and take Jerry's seat?
01:48Because if you do, it is your seat for next week.
01:52I can take that lazy motherfucker's seat.
01:54Yeah!
01:55And I can sit right here by this beautiful bastard right here.
01:59What are you doing?
02:03Who are you for?
02:06He smells so good!
02:09He smells good!
02:11I forgot to tell you one thing, because Brandon did ask me before, he's like, so we just
02:15picked the games?
02:16I was like, yeah.
02:17I forgot to say, also, Stu's going to try to mouth-kiss you.
02:19Mouth-tonguism.
02:20Smells so good.
02:21You went deep.
02:22Your beard is so soft.
02:24Yeah, I have a soft one.
02:25I wish I had a vagina just sit on your fucking face.
02:28I wish I did.
02:29I would just cry, baby.
02:31He would.
02:32He would cry.
02:33He would have that vagina right on your face.
02:35Stu's pussy would be so wet from your face.
02:37Wet.
02:38It's wet.
02:39It would be so wet.
02:40So you don't have a pussy.
02:41It's wet.
02:42But if he did.
02:43If he had a pussy.
02:44If he had a pussy, it would be right here.
02:45This is where it lived.
02:46This would be Stu's.
02:47Your hypothetical pussy?
02:48Yeah.
02:49Hypothetical pussy.
02:50Stu's pussy's house, right here.
02:51Now, can we say something, by the way?
02:53Yes.
02:54Most people don't know this.
02:56Jerzy Jerry, Frank the Tank, Mince, those three are sort of the behind-the-scenes greatest
03:06accomplishments ever working for Barcelona sports.
03:09Not actually true.
03:10Totally not true.
03:12Brandon Walker literally robbed Dave Portnoy.
03:16Dave Portnoy made a bet with Brandon Walker years ago.
03:19And Brandon Walker said, fuck you.
03:20I ain't paying you.
03:21What the fuck are you doing?
03:22Fuck you.
03:23I ain't paying you.
03:24That's not how that happened.
03:25He fired Brandon.
03:26Brandon needed a job.
03:27I don't think so.
03:28He was on the street corner, peddling his mouth, blowing guys.
03:31No, no, no.
03:32None of this is true.
03:33And then they said, they said, Brandon, I want you to work for me.
03:35No, I never blew Dave Portnoy.
03:37No, you were blowing random people.
03:40Not Dave.
03:41No, randos.
03:42It was.
03:43That part's true.
03:44No, stop.
03:45That part's true.
03:46Then he drove from halfway across the country, was in the office, started fighting people
03:51in the office.
03:52All right.
03:53He didn't care.
03:54He was pushing people.
03:55Yep.
03:56And now he arguably is in the top five or six producers at Barstool.
04:02Yeah.
04:03Earners.
04:04Yeah.
04:05Top five or six.
04:06Fact check.
04:07All correct.
04:08No.
04:09No.
04:10That is his origin story.
04:11There was like, he got like two or five, right?
04:12He was blowing random dudes.
04:13He and Dave made a bet.
04:14That's your introduction to Barstool Sports Advisors.
04:15Yeah.
04:16That's Brandon Walker.
04:17You're an amazing earner.
04:18That's how he got here.
04:19Great content provider.
04:20People know who I am.
04:21You suck dick.
04:22They know who I am.
04:23They know who I am.
04:24Okay.
04:25All right.
04:26Not really.
04:27No.
04:28Now they do.
04:29All right.
04:30After she told the story.
04:31Last four years.
04:32Yeah.
04:33I think you busted him on the lip.
04:34With his tongue?
04:35I'm actually bleeding in my mouth.
04:36How can you bleed?
04:37I kissed you.
04:38All right.
04:39Well, it might have been your hypothetical.
04:40Okay.
04:41Yeah.
04:42That pussy.
04:43Ooh.
04:44Ooh.
04:45It's a wet pussy.
04:46I'll tell you something, big cat.
04:47Let me tell you something.
04:48Yeah.
04:49I love sex.
04:50Oh.
04:51I love it.
04:52If you put a dick on your eye, your leg could be broken.
04:53It's like horse from Bonanza.
04:54If you giving her the dick.
04:58If you're giving her the dick.
05:02She gonna tell you everything is wrong when she fucking you.
05:04Stu.
05:05Ooh, you patch-eyed motherfucker.
05:07You broke leg some of my bitch.
05:10Stu.
05:11Yes.
05:12Did you just make a reference to a show from like 100 years ago?
05:14What did he reference?
05:15Bonanza.
05:16You're a horse on Bonanza.
05:17Bonanza?
05:18That was in 1962.
05:19It was one of the greatest shows ever.
05:20I'm sure you love that show.
05:21Okay.
05:22Let's get to some picks.
05:23Did you love that show?
05:24I did like that show.
05:25Come on.
05:26Let's get to some picks.
05:27First up, we have some business.
05:28Shut up, Bonanza.
05:29My grandfather loved that show.
05:30He was a racist.
05:31That's true.
05:32We live in the South.
05:33That's true.
05:34Everyone's a racist.
05:35What are we talking about here?
05:36That's debate for him.
05:37He's gonna go nuts.
05:38We're not breaking any records here.
05:39He's gonna go nuts here.
05:40All right.
05:41Let's get to some picks before we do that.
05:42Jersey Jerry has won the Jägermeister ice cold pick of the week.
05:46He took over in the Dolphins and Patriots game.
05:49Jägermeister is best enjoyed ice cold at zero degrees Fahrenheit.
05:52Damn, that's cold.
05:53Don't wait for your friends to order a round of drinks.
05:55Call the shots.
05:56Order a round of ice cold Jägermeister shots.
05:58Jägermeister is the best shot to celebrate with.
06:00Win or lose, check Jägermeister out at barstoolxjägermeister.com.
06:05Drink responsibly.
06:06Jägermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume.
06:09Imported by Mass.
06:10Jägermeister, US.
06:11White Plains, New York.
06:12I swallowed the hiccup.
06:13Yep.
06:14Oh, by the way.
06:15What?
06:16Shake my hand.
06:17What?
06:18No.
06:19No.
06:20We don't do it.
06:21Shake his hand.
06:22No bullshit.
06:23I'm not going to fart.
06:24We both shook Hulk Hogan's hand.
06:25Is that amazing?
06:26I love Hulk Hogan.
06:27That's two hands that both touched Hulk Hogan's hand.
06:28You love Hulk Hogan.
06:29Have you ever shooken the Hulk Hogan's hand?
06:30No.
06:31Sorry.
06:32I'm not involved in this.
06:33You're not in this.
06:34I'm not involved.
06:35Sorry.
06:36Okay.
06:37Let's get to some games.
06:38United English Group.
06:39Week six.
06:40We start in London.
06:41You got to do an accent for this.
06:42Oy!
06:43All right.
06:44Jaguars.
06:45Jaguar.
06:46Jaguar.
06:47I'm presumptuous.
06:48I think he's doing a Brooklyn guy that moved to London.
06:51No.
06:52I'm British.
06:53Jaguars versus the Bears.
06:54Ashley.
06:55What's the weather?
06:56The weather in London is going to be 57 and cloudy.
07:01Oh.
07:02Is it Celsius or Fahrenheit?
07:03Fahrenheit.
07:04Okay.
07:05We do Fahrenheit on this show.
07:06Ashley went to meteorology school.
07:08That I did.
07:09The Chicago Bears have covered five straight as a favorite.
07:13He doesn't do it.
07:14He doesn't go for it.
07:15As a favorite.
07:16They can cover business as a favorite.
07:18They've covered five straight as a favorite, winning by an average of 14 points per game.
07:23London favorites 22 and 11 straight up.
07:25Tommy.
07:26Nice.
07:27Tommy.
07:28Tommy, I got a stat for you.
07:29I can't do it on the Irish.
07:30You ready for a stat, Tommy?
07:31British.
07:32Yes.
07:33Tommy.
07:34Caleb Williams.
07:35First overall pick.
07:36Last first overall pick to start 3-0 as a favorite.
07:39Who was it?
07:40Trevor Lawrence?
07:41Eli Manning.
07:42Oh.
07:44That's the only other one who's done it.
07:47Stuart.
07:48If I'm not mistaken, the Jaguars...
07:51No.
07:52No.
07:53No.
07:54No.
07:55No.
07:56No.
07:57No.
07:58No.
07:59No.
08:00No.
08:01Oi.
08:02If I'm a top of the morning to you, Big Ben.
08:03That's all he's got.
08:04Fish and chips.
08:05That's it.
08:06Fish and chips.
08:07If I fucked your girl over the pond, she'd know what she's been missing.
08:08No, he doesn't do an accent.
08:09I think the Jaguars are the greatest team ever in London history.
08:13I'm pretty sure they go there and just smack opponents.
08:15Thomas?
08:165-5 over the last 10.
08:175-5.
08:18What are they the last three?
08:19I'd have to double check.
08:20Doesn't matter.
08:21Using the Jaguars here.
08:22Going against everyone.
08:23There's so much money on the Bears.
08:24Bears are like licking your ball sack.
08:25Easy money.
08:26No.
08:27Jaguars.
08:28Jaguars.
08:29From London.
08:30Big Ben.
08:31Yes, Thomas?
08:32Won both in 2023.
08:33Oh, okay.
08:34Yeah.
08:35So they're on a 2-0 streak.
08:36I remember that.
08:37Because I was a kid.
08:38Yeah.
08:39Yeah.
08:40Yeah.
08:41Yeah.
08:42I remember that.
08:43I remember that because I had them big.
08:44And we're going to use them again.
08:45Jaguars.
08:46Jaguars.
08:47Jaguars.
08:48By the way, again, I continue to just dominate on this show.
08:503-1-1.
08:51...Mortals.
08:52Denver Rocks.
08:53Detroit.
08:54ABC was stealing.
08:55That's the best record on the show.
08:56Best record on the show.
08:57Sure.
08:58We won last week.
08:59Thousands joined.
09:00Thousands joined.
09:01Thousands joined.
09:02Our school special.
09:035-1-1.
09:04That's true.
09:06Best record on the show.
09:08Brendan.
09:09Cheerio.
09:10Cheerio.
09:12I'd like to point out.
09:13Yes.
09:14Point it out.
09:15It's very hard for a Southern accent.
09:16Southern accent.
09:17To do a British accent.
09:18British accent.
09:19I'm going to try.
09:20I can.
09:21Cheerio.
09:22Cheerio.
09:23Fish and chips.
09:24Fish and chips.
09:25Yes.
09:26These two teams, they're combined for the 18th highest point efficiency quotient.
09:29You're not doing shit.
09:33These two teams combined for the 18th highest point efficiency quotient in the NFL.
09:38Quotient?
09:39Quotient.
09:40What the fuck word is that?
09:41Under 44 and a half.
09:42That is the bet.
09:43Oh, I like that.
09:44Under 44 and a half.
09:45That is the bet.
09:46First official bet on the show.
09:47Across the pond.
09:48I love it.
09:49Across the pond.
09:50I'm going to take the Bears though.
09:51The Bears defense is really fucking top notch.
09:54Top notch.
09:55Okay.
09:56World class defense.
09:57Half of the morning.
09:58The Jaguars can't play against any defense that isn't Gus Bradley's fucking soup for
10:03brains.
10:04He's got beans in his head.
10:05I think they call it soup.
10:06They got beans in it.
10:07What do they call it?
10:08Drink.
10:09Shit for brains.
10:11Shit for brains.
10:12They call it.
10:13He's got beans in his head.
10:14Matt Ibefluse.
10:15He also has got beans in his head, but not on defense.
10:18That defense is elite.
10:20The last 10 games they've let up 21 points or less.
10:23That leads the NFL.
10:25Caleb Williams is the real deal.
10:27Give me the Bears.
10:28They went to London on Monday.
10:30They're going to be ready for this game.
10:32They're going to be ready for this game.
10:34Okay.
10:35We got O's picks in?
10:36Mm-hmm.
10:37Let's do the next game.
10:38No more British?
10:39No more British.
10:40All right.
10:41Back to America.
10:42Back to America.
10:43Shout out America.
10:44This game is phenomenal, boys.
10:46Commanders at Ravens.
10:48Commanders at Ravens.
10:49Can I sneak something in?
10:50Yeah.
10:51Well, you can in a second.
10:52Ravens minus six and a half over under is 52.
10:56Commanders at Ravens.
10:57Stuart, would you like to go first?
10:58You're going first?
10:59Please.
11:00Let me sneak something in.
11:02Obviously, you're Forte's college football.
11:03That's a loud swallow.
11:04Yeah.
11:05Obviously, you're Forte's college football.
11:06Also, just so you know, one other thing I forgot to tell you.
11:08You will say, can I say something, and then he'll just talk for a long time.
11:13Sure.
11:14Yeah.
11:15Well, we have microphones.
11:16This is not him sneaking something in.
11:17This is how he starts?
11:18Yeah.
11:19All right.
11:20This will be fucking quick.
11:21Who's going to win a college football national championship?
11:22Right now, one team's sped it.
11:24Ohio State.
11:25All right.
11:26So in this game, I think the Ravens are just going to bury the Commanders.
11:30That's really the bottom line.
11:32Ravens are the best team in the NFL right now.
11:34The Commanders have a lot to be proud of, a lot to be excited about.
11:39Their future looks shining, and open the door, and it could go to the moon.
11:44I think the Ravens really settled them down to reality here, and just kicked their fucking
11:50teeth in.
11:51So I like the Ravens in this game a lot.
11:54All Ravens, all day, twice on Sunday.
11:57And now, I was really close with predicting.
12:00Who?
12:01Yeah.
12:02Fuck you.
12:04The quarterback being-
12:05Yeah.
12:06Josh Allen.
12:07He almost-
12:08Why did you do that?
12:09Because I can see things into the future.
12:10You know what I did?
12:11I know I'm really mellow today, so what I did is I relaxed during the break.
12:16Two expressos.
12:17They were beautiful.
12:18Matter of fact, they were doubles.
12:19Two shots of Zambuca.
12:20I am feeling solid.
12:21I'm no truth.
12:22He said Josh Allen was going to go to the hospital on Sunday.
12:25How close was I?
12:26That's not right.
12:27Yeah, no.
12:28It's fucking right.
12:29Why would you do that?
12:30I'm pulling it out my ass again.
12:31Hospital!
12:32Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo!
12:33Ambulance running.
12:34Woo, woo, woo.
12:35Where am I?
12:36You know where you are.
12:37You're on the injury reserve list, you motherfucker.
12:38And the Ravens put you there.
12:39No.
12:40You didn't tell me-
12:41Asterisk, asterisk.
12:42Don't do that.
12:43Put him there.
12:44Don't do that.
12:45You love PFT.
12:46I love PFT.
12:47We all love PFT.
12:48Why would you do that?
12:49Five weeks on the injury reserve.
12:50That's not the whole season.
12:51Only five weeks?
12:52Five weeks.
12:53That's what he believes.
12:54That's what he believes.
12:55Five weeks.
12:56I can see it.
12:58Tommy.
12:59Four and one teams that are a road dog in week six,
13:00like the Commanders here, are 11-3-2 against the spread
13:01since 2011.
13:02Wow.
13:03They've won nine of those outright.
13:04Wow.
13:05Surprised me that side.
13:06I thought I was going to go the other way.
13:07Wow.
13:08What's the weather going to be like?
13:09In Baltimore, it'll be 74 degrees with a chance of rain.
13:10Chance?
13:11Chance.
13:12How much of a chance?
13:1331.
13:1431?
13:15Because I want to win.
13:16I want to win.
13:17I want to win.
13:18I want to win.
13:19I want to win.
13:20I want to win.
13:21I want to win.
13:22I want to win.
13:23I want to win.
13:24I want to win.
13:25I want to win.
13:26All right, let's get on.
13:27I want to take the over.
13:28Ooh.
13:29Ash.
13:30Thank you very much.
13:31Good job.
13:32I'm going to take the over.
13:33Yup.
13:34That's mine, dude.
13:35You stuff that on your show that's yours.
13:42You're a barbered person.
13:43You shut the fuck up.
13:44This is our show.
13:45And just be grateful you're on the fucking show.
13:47No one else could fucking slip in besides you.
13:49Give me the over.
13:50Brandon, what's your pick?
13:51I have two statistics, Tommy.
13:52Hit me.
13:53The, the, the four natural baby,
13:54Hit me.
13:55The...
13:56That was a lot of cash.
13:59You lost your paper.
14:00Where are my notes?
14:01Underneath you.
14:02Underneath you.
14:03Where am I?
14:04The money took my notes.
14:05Yep.
14:06Hank, that's why we don't have amateurs on the show.
14:07I'm not an amateur.
14:08No, I mean, what are you doing?
14:09Where's your paper?
14:10The commanders...
14:11Where's your paper?
14:12The commanders...
14:13The papers.
14:14The papers, John.
14:15The papers!
14:16Here's your two stacks.
14:17Fancy papers.
14:18The commanders are third in ball percentage.
14:19The Ravens are ninth.
14:20Bang.
14:21It's commanders plus six and a half all day.
14:22What's ball percentage?
14:23Ball percentage, big cat.
14:25It's a stat.
14:26That's your stat?
14:27That's...
14:28I got it from the source.
14:29Where are the commanders...
14:30Oh.
14:31I got it from the source.
14:32Brandon, the source walker?
14:33I got it from Brandon, the source walker.
14:34Whoa!
14:35Brandon, the source walker!
14:36He's a source.
14:37I don't know if chitlin and grits counts as source.
14:38You know what I'm saying?
14:39I didn't say sauce.
14:40I said source.
14:41Oh, okay.
14:42If you...
14:43Can you spell source?
14:44Did you actually go to high school?
14:45No, I mean, I was...
14:46I mean, I just want to...
14:47What were your accolades for getting a source walker?
14:48I got a source walker.
14:49I got a source walker.
14:50I got a source walker.
14:52I mean, I just want to...
14:53What were your accolades for getting on the show?
14:54You have a high school diploma.
14:55I would bet against it.
14:56College diploma?
14:57No, because you don't have a high school.
14:58Commanders are third in all percentage.
14:59Elementary school.
15:00Ravens are ninth.
15:01Being smart in sixth grade ain't something to brag about.
15:02I just want to tell you that.
15:03And I don't want to hear your mother-father stories, blah, blah.
15:04I didn't say anything about my mother-father.
15:05You know my life.
15:06God.
15:07God, all this guy does.
15:08Jesus.
15:09Oh, man.
15:10Tell...
15:11Fucking tell...
15:12Oh, my God.
15:13All right.
15:14Next pick.
15:15Yes!
15:16The pick, by the way, was commander.
15:17Commander.
15:18Commander.
15:19Commander.
15:20We got it.
15:21We got it.
15:22Next game.
15:23Bucks at Saints.
15:24It looks like Derek Carr's not going to be playing, boys.
15:25Oh, no.
15:26It looks like Derek Carr's not going to be playing.
15:27Was there a backup?
15:28Jacob Hayner.
15:29Mm-hmm.
15:30Or possibly...
15:31Fresno State.
15:32...Sir Rattler.
15:33He threw for a lot of yards there.
15:34Yeah, he did.
15:35But he had all the time in the world.
15:36All the time.
15:37Sat there for nine seconds and then threw fucking eight yards.
15:38Yeah.
15:39Lit people up.
15:40Yeah.
15:41I couldn't pick him out of a lineup.
15:42Bucks minus 3 1⁄2 at the Saints.
15:43No idea.
15:44Over-unders 41 1⁄2.
15:45Yeah.
15:46Yeah.
15:47Yeah.
15:48Yeah.
15:49Over-unders 41 1⁄2.
15:50Ashley.
15:51In New Orleans, it'll be 79 and sunny.
15:52It doesn't matter.
15:53We like to do...
15:54Ashley is going to do the weather, wherever the weather's good.
15:55Okay.
15:56All right.
15:57Sorry.
15:58Sorry.
15:59Sorry.
16:00All right.
16:01All right.
16:02Fucking learn the show.
16:03My bad.
16:04That's my bad, Stu.
16:05I apologize.
16:06Brendon, why don't you go first?
16:07You're not perfect.
16:08You're not perfect.
16:09No.
16:10Far from it.
16:11Baker Mayfield is the seventh best October 13th quarterback in NFL history.
16:14Is that true?
16:15That is true.
16:16I got it from the source.
16:17Bucks minus 3 1⁄2.
16:18Source. I'm riding with the source here.
16:20The source. The motherfucking source.
16:22Oh, Tommy.
16:25Bucs coming off a Thursday night football game.
16:28Saints coming off a Monday night football game.
16:30Teams with the rest advantage in that spot,
16:32like the Bucs, 16-7 against the spread since 2015.
16:37Stewart.
16:41This is a tough game.
16:43I wish Derek Hall was healthy.
16:49I got to lay a number with the Bucs.
16:50Got to lay it. Got to lay it.
16:53Fuck first. Hit this up and smash it.
16:55Like a man.
16:58You would never know that he went to Ohio State.
17:01Let's fucking go.
17:02Earthquake. Earthquake.
17:05It's an earthquake.
17:07Chest bump. First chest bump.
17:11Let's do that again. That feels good.
17:13All right.
17:15I didn't even jump. Yes.
17:16Let's do a sports advisory.
17:17We'll be back right after this with more picks.
17:20Chest bumping.
17:22We got an earthquake.
17:23Back right after this.
17:27Great start. Great start to the show.
17:34On fire. On fire. On fire.
17:3810 of 12 winning weeks.
17:40Last week, again, a monster winning week.
17:43Mortal, Denver Broncos,
17:45including my 100 dime all in max best bet.
17:49Two and one, again, on the Barstool Special
17:52with the Giants and the Dolphins.
17:54Five and one, our last six on the Barstool Special.
17:57Listen, listen, listen.
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17:59You're going to bet Big Cat games.
18:01You're going to bet Dave's games.
18:02You're going to bet your friends' games.
18:04You're going to bet whatever you like.
18:05But listen, listen, listen.
18:06You need my three best bets.
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18:37Honey, I made you cheese steaks.
18:38What kind?
18:39It's a delicious, original style.
18:41Pardon my cheese steak.
18:43The government doesn't want me to eat these cheese steaks
18:47because it'll give me too much testosterone.
18:50Yep.
18:51Yep.
18:53Yep.
18:54Yep.
18:55This has all the fixings of a pardon my cheese steak
18:59if you're not a vegan.
19:00That boy ain't right.
19:02Pardon my cheese steak.
19:04Go get yours today.
19:07Barstool Sports Advisors, we are back.
19:09We have two games to wrap up the slate.
19:12And oh my God, is this game going to fucking rock.
19:15Lions and Cowboys.
19:16Lions minus three, over under 52 and a half.
19:19Last year, these teams played in an all-time,
19:22all-time late season game.
19:25The Lions got screwed.
19:27Are the Lions gonna be looking for revenge?
19:29Ashley, what's the weather?
19:31In Dallas, it's gonna be 93 degrees, clear skies.
19:35Okay.
19:36That's hot.
19:36Dome.
19:37That's hot.
19:38Dome.
19:39Tommy.
19:4042 against the spread, coming off a bye in his career.
19:43Dak has covered just two of his last 10 as an underdog.
19:46Lions, this is a don't think, just throw game.
19:50I know you want to get cute.
19:51You want to get cute with the fucking Cowboys.
19:54You want to be like, ooh, the Cowboys, ooh, Dak, ooh.
19:57Dak Prescott's a fucking bum.
20:02Am I, am I?
20:03Stu.
20:05I'm gonna leave,
20:06I'm gonna take the number here with the Cowboys.
20:07I don't know why.
20:08I don't know how.
20:10I think the Lions really are, their offense is humming,
20:12their defense is not playing as well as it did last year.
20:14And their defense really was the reason
20:16they almost went to the Super Bowl.
20:19I don't know what to make of the Cowboys.
20:20I really don't know.
20:21Are they a fucking joke?
20:21I mean, is Mike McCarthy gonna get fired
20:23halfway through the season?
20:27I'm gonna take Cowboys plus the points here
20:28and pray to God.
20:29It's one of those, take the number,
20:31take the home dog.
20:33Pray to God.
20:34Afternoon game and pray to God.
20:35Pray to God.
20:35That could be Lord, Jesus.
20:37Pray to God.
20:38Moses.
20:40Any of them.
20:41Pray to God.
20:41Equal opportunity when you're gambling,
20:43you're on your knees praying,
20:44everyone has been there,
20:45everyone knows how it is,
20:46and this is the type of game.
20:47Pray to God.
20:48Cowboys plus the points.
20:49I don't think Moses qualifies.
20:52Not in your religion, no.
20:53But 5,000 before, your people walked around
20:56and started butt-fucking dogs.
20:58Yeah.
20:59Yeah, he was around.
21:00We're not butt-fucking dogs.
21:01This guy's a fucking theology major.
21:03We're not butt-fucking dogs.
21:04It sounds like you're butt-fucking dogs.
21:05Moses spoke to God, got the Ten Commandments.
21:07Sounds like you're hanging-
21:08What does that have to do with me butt-fucking dogs?
21:10Moses hangs out with Jesus.
21:12You made a disparaging remark
21:15in a very emotional time-out for Israel to make this.
21:20I have never butt-fucked a dog.
21:23I will never butt-fuck a dog.
21:25Pig.
21:26Pig.
21:27I have never butt-fucked a dog.
21:29Let me ask you a question, Stu.
21:29A pig, a cow, a sheep.
21:31Would you say that a guy who has to make a statement
21:34on the record saying he's never butt-fucked dogs,
21:36probably butt-fucked a dog?
21:38I would bet everything I own that a pig,
21:40a cow, his cousin in an entry-
21:43First of all-
21:44In an entry would be a fucking like pick-em.
21:46First of all, cow pussy is so close to human,
21:48it doesn't even really count.
21:49It is.
21:50I understand that.
21:51It is phenomenal.
21:52I've been there.
21:53I've done it.
21:54I'm not saying I didn't do it.
21:54Yes, he's done it.
21:55Not saying I didn't do it.
21:56He did do it.
21:57Cows and sheep and cousins are allowed in the South.
22:00Okay, Brandon-
22:01None of that's-
22:02Okay.
22:03It's allowed.
22:04I have-
22:05What are you living on in a 16-acre estate?
22:06I have a tattoo of Guy Prescott's face
22:09on my right ass cheek.
22:10It's cowboys.
22:11It's cowboys.
22:12It's cowboys.
22:13It's cowboys.
22:13Cows are wrong.
22:14Dad!
22:15Dad!
22:16Dadless!
22:18Sunday night football.
22:19This has gotten out of control, the show.
22:20This is a great show.
22:21Totally out of control.
22:22This has been a great show.
22:23Bengals hit giants.
22:24Bengals minus three and a half.
22:25Overrunners, 48 and a half.
22:26This is where Stu is a big pussy
22:28and doesn't give us a pick.
22:29You big, fat pussy.
22:30And tells us to go to StuFiner.com.
22:34So basically,
22:36side, total, and parlay of this Sunday night.
22:40I love it.
22:40Side, total, parlay.
22:41Sunday night on StuFiner.com.
22:44It is a paywall.
22:45You're gonna pay me for the side.
22:46Pay me for the total.
22:47Pay me for the parlay.
22:48Plus, you're gonna pay me for the barstool special.
22:50Three best bets.
22:51Only $69.
22:52Favorite number, favorite position.
22:54Five and one last two weeks.
22:56Dolphins, Giants last week.
22:57Great calls.
22:58Amazing calls.
22:59StuFiner.com.
22:59Pay me.
23:00StuFiner.com.
23:01Pay me.
23:02StuFiner.com.
23:04Pay me.
23:04Pay me.
23:05Pay me.
23:06You let him do that every week?
23:07Yes.
23:08Every single week.
23:09What's gonna be the weather in New York
23:10on Sunday night?
23:11In New York, it's gonna be 67 degrees.
23:13Chance of rain.
23:14Chance of rain.
23:15Tommy.
23:17I'll preface it by saying,
23:18most importantly, Daniel Jones is a really nice guy.
23:20And he's playing pretty well this year.
23:22But he is one and 14 straight up in primetime games.
23:25Six and nine against the spread.
23:27And Joe Burrow is 12 and three against the spread
23:30on the road, off a loss.
23:32But I'm not kidding when I say
23:33he just seems like a great guy.
23:34He seems like a great guy.
23:35This is a gotta have it for the Cincinnati Bengals.
23:38They got to have this game.
23:42Bengals.
23:43Didn't they gotta have the last one?
23:44Yeah.
23:45They didn't have it.
23:46That's true.
23:47Okay.
23:48But they almost had it.
23:50Gotta have it and almost have it aren't the same thing.
23:51But they almost had it
23:52because they were trying to gotta have it so bad.
23:54But what if they're trying harder
23:55to gotta have it this time?
23:56Listen, really they thought they were gonna have it,
23:58but they didn't have it.
23:59But this one, they must have.
24:01This is the cream of it.
24:04But what if they just can't have it?
24:05We're drawing a line in the sand.
24:06They lost a couple of gotta have it's.
24:07This one is a gotta have it.
24:09What happens if they lose the gotta have it?
24:11Next week we go, gotta, gotta have it.
24:13All right.
24:15Bengals.
24:17Yeah.
24:18Joe Burrow is cute as a button.
24:21Cute quarterbacks are 11 and 15 against the spread
24:23in October this decade.
24:24Whoa.
24:25You don't back cute quarterbacks on Sunday night.
24:28Give me a cute quarterback.
24:29Joe Burrow.
24:30And any others?
24:33Jimmy G.
24:34No, no, we're looking at you.
24:35Jimmy G's handsome.
24:36He's not cute.
24:37Okay, so give me some more cute.
24:38Yeah, give me some more cute quarterbacks.
24:39Let's go.
24:40Come on.
24:41Jalen Hurts.
24:43He's sexy.
24:44Yeah.
24:45Yeah, he's more sexy.
24:46Andy Dalton is cute.
24:46We know what he is.
24:47Andy Dalton.
24:48Daniel Jones is a little cute.
24:50Daniel Jones is cute.
24:51Daniel Jones is a little cute.
24:51All right, so then.
24:52Yeah.
24:53Tommy DeVito.
24:54Eli was cute.
24:55Eli was cute.
24:56Eli was definitely cute.
24:57He was cute.
24:58Deformed.
24:59Tommy DeVito.
25:00Tommy DeVito.
25:01The pick was Giants plus three and a half.
25:03Matt Stafford's cute.
25:04Matt Stafford is cute.
25:05Matt Stafford's not cute.
25:06Hold on.
25:07Yes, he is.
25:08Matt Stafford's not cute.
25:09Did you ever see his banging wife?
25:09That's his wife.
25:11That's his wife.
25:12Yeah, but.
25:13She's banging.
25:14She's banging back up at Georgia.
25:16No, not when, she was not his wife then.
25:18She was just flirting with him.
25:19Yeah, you're wrong.
25:20She was an evil flirt.
25:22I've been with women that do that.
25:23She said.
25:24Women have said to me, I want to do you,
25:27but I'm going to do your friend first,
25:28right in front of me.
25:29Women have never said that to you in your fucking life.
25:321970.
25:33No woman has ever said, I want to do you to your face.
25:35No, no, no, no, no.
25:36He said, I want to do you,
25:37but I'm going to do your friend first.
25:38That's never happened.
25:391979 to 1989, I'll match my body count
25:43against everyone in this room.
25:44No, no, no, no.
25:46Every person in the room, add it right here.
25:48And yours is what?
25:49Three, and then sheep doesn't count.
25:51Stu, you can't go back to the sheep joke.
25:53I got a question, because I got to buy you a gift.
25:56When is your anniversary?
25:59March 12th.
26:00And how many years?
26:02That's going to be 47 years, 37 going at it.
26:05That's actually in the window.
26:06No, it very much is.
26:091979 to 89 is in that window.
26:11Adultery is a thing.
26:13Be a man.
26:14You're never going to be successful like me.
26:17That's the prime of the window.
26:19Success, adultery comes with manhood.
26:22That means 19.
26:23Shout out to all the women I've done before
26:26and have said, thank you, I never felt like that.
26:29Now I know what all the fuss is about.
26:31That's Stu Feiner.
26:32Success, adultery comes with manhood.
26:35Yep.
26:35That's not a sentence.
26:36Yep.
26:38No, that is a sentence.
26:39Success, adultery comes with manhood.
26:41Okay, Barstool Sports Advisory,
26:42we'll be back right after this with our mortals.
26:45Mortals.
26:47Success, adultery comes with manhood.
26:53There's a reason I'm number one
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26:59You know why I'm the leader?
27:00You know why I'm the best there is?
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27:05Cameo.com slash Stu Feiner.
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27:26You write the script, I deliver.
27:28I write the script for you, I deliver.
27:31I put a smile on your face.
27:33I make it a once-in-a-lifetime experience.
27:36Pay me to do a cameo.
27:37I'm the best there is.
27:39Cameo.com slash Stu Feiner.
27:42Cameo.com slash Stu Feiner.
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29:32Mortal time.
29:34I gotta win a mortal.
29:35I'll go first.
29:36I gotta win a mortal.
29:38Have you won a mortal this year?
29:39I have won a mortal this year.
29:40I have won-
29:41What are you one in for?
29:42Two mortals this year.
29:43Why don't you suck my dick?
29:45What are you, two in-
29:46Two and three.
29:47And what is Jersey Jerry?
29:48Jerry's won one mortal this year.
29:50Suck my dick.
29:51So what is he, one in three?
29:52He's one in four.
29:54And what is Dave Portnoy?
29:55One in three.
29:56Could you just look this shit up?
29:57Dave Portnoy's one in two.
29:58You have all of it right in front of you.
29:59Here's my point!
30:00You know what I am on, mortals?
30:02Three, one in one.
30:04Three, one in one.
30:05Okay.
30:06When you're looking for a winner,
30:08this is what you look for.
30:09Might not be the perfect man.
30:11Might not be-
30:12You might not want to be five, four,
30:13and three quarters, 203 pounds.
30:15You might not want to have only a seven inch penis.
30:18I do.
30:19I'm a winner.
30:20I'm a mo-
30:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
30:25I believe you.
30:26I believe you.
30:28I was going to be nice and not say,
30:30go ask your wife, but you know,
30:32I would show you right now on national TV.
30:35Three, one in one mortals done and done last year.
30:3754 in two.
30:39Only person on this show that has a mortal right.
30:41But I have a dilemma right now.
30:43I have three mortals in front of me.
30:46I can only narrow it down to one.
30:48Three mortals.
30:49For a giant guy, he moves pretty fucking quick.
30:51He's a fucking bitch.
30:56I'm going to lay the package.
30:58I'm going to lay the package.
31:00I think the number is a beefy number.
31:03Beef meaning it's a lot on the numbers.
31:04A lot on the numbers.
31:05It's not two and a half.
31:06It's not three.
31:07It's not three and a half.
31:08It's not four.
31:09It's not four and a half.
31:09It's five right now.
31:11Against the Cardinals as my mortal.
31:13But go over to stoopfinding.com right now.
31:15Forrest Gump special 3-0, 3-0, 3-0, 69.
31:18Favorite number, favorite position.
31:20Big Cat, thank you.
31:21You're welcome.
31:22Brandon, thank you.
31:23Ashley, thank you.
31:23You're welcome.
31:24Tommy, thank you.
31:25Everyone, thank you.
31:26And I love everyone.
31:27May God be with you.
31:28God bless you.
31:28Thank you for watching the show.
31:29What's that?
31:30He just does that at the end of every show.
31:32Your mortal, Brandon.
31:35Chargers.
31:36Chargers.
31:36Chargers.
31:38Chargers.
31:38I think.
31:39Who, against?
31:41What's the line?
31:42Chargers minus three on the road.
31:44Wait, Chargers in Denver minus three?
31:46Correct.
31:48You don't believe in the Broncos yet?
31:50You haven't seen enough?
31:51The Broncos are three and two?
31:53They're not a real three and two.
31:54They're empty, used, stinky.
31:55I don't think they're that good.
31:57They've got a rookie quarterback,
31:58car ball, I believe Chargers are coming off the buy.
32:00I believe Chargers are coming off the buy.
32:01They are, they are.
32:02Chargers minus three.
32:03Why would the Chargers be a favorite in this spot?
32:05I get Chargers minus three.
32:06Okay, okay, okay.
32:07I like that.
32:08No, no, no, I like the last thing you said made sense
32:11because I actually have a similar pick.
32:12I think the Steelers shouldn't be minus three.
32:14I'm taking the Steelers minus three at the Raiders.
32:16That doesn't really, the Steelers kind of stink.
32:18The Steelers kind of stink.
32:20They've lost two in a row.
32:21There shouldn't be three point favorites over anyone.
32:24They lost to the Cowboys last second.
32:26They run all over their quarterback situation.
32:29Who the fuck knows if Russi or Jesse?
32:31I don't fucking know.
32:35Steelers minus three.
32:37Question.
32:37Can I kick Stu right in his ribs?
32:39Yes.
32:40Barstool Sports Vibes, we'll see you next week.
32:42Thank you, Brandon Walker.
32:44See you next week.
32:46Oh my God.