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00:45 This game fucking stinks.
00:47 The Bears are the worst team in football.
00:50 Yes.
00:51 Bears plus five and a half at commanders over under 44 and a half.
00:57 Matt Eberflus is probably going to get fired after this game.
00:59 That's the word on the street.
01:00 If they lose.
01:01 If they-- Jerry, he's lost 14 straight games.
01:04 If they lose.
01:05 Do you know how hard it is to lose 14 straight games?
01:06 He hasn't hit a year straight yet, though.
01:07 Do you know how hard it is to hit 14 straight games losing them?
01:10 25 points or more in every single game he's given up.
01:13 He's a defensive head coach.
01:15 The guy stinks.
01:18 He does.
01:20 But can I say something?
01:22 Please.
01:23 The floor is yours, Gerard.
01:24 He does stink.
01:25 The Bears do stink.
01:27 But I'll tell you all two stinks, and that's the commanders.
01:30 Their defense is decent.
01:31 They're pretty good.
01:32 But other than that, they're really not that great.
01:34 I disagree.
01:35 Sam Howell's good.
01:36 Nah, he's okay.
01:37 He's okay.
01:38 I think Justin Field-- I would take Justin Fields over him.
01:40 I would.
01:41 I would take him over Howell.
01:43 I really would.
01:44 I think you're going to see a different Bears team come out.
01:47 I really do.
01:48 This Thursday, you're going to see them take the field,
01:50 and you're going to say to yourself, "Wow, that's a different team."
01:54 They look different.
01:56 They're worse?
01:57 No, they're better.
01:59 I can see them coming out looking worse than we expected.
02:01 No, they're going to be better.
02:03 They're all in the media, the coaching, Chase Claypool.
02:07 I think the Bears have a chance to not only cover the spread--
02:10 Shock the world?
02:11 I think they can shock the world and win this game.
02:13 Shock the world?
02:14 Yes.
02:15 This is like a 16 seed versus a 1 seed.
02:16 This is USA/Russia 1980.
02:18 FDU.
02:19 No one expects the Bears to win this game.
02:20 Yes, nobody.
02:21 If the Bears somehow win this game, it's the most embarrassing loss
02:23 for the Commanders in history.
02:25 100%.
02:26 Without a doubt.
02:27 100%.
02:28 And if the Bears lose the game--
02:29 It is what it is.
02:30 It is what it is.
02:31 We expected that.
02:32 I like the Bears this week.
02:33 I do.
02:34 I would even sprinkle Moneyline this game.
02:36 I would.
02:37 I would.
02:38 Trust me.
02:39 So you're going to be on the stream with us, Moneyline?
02:40 I'll ride Moneyline, but for the show's sake, I'm taking the points.
02:43 Okay.
02:44 I can't--I can't bet the Bears now with your money, okay?
02:49 Yeah.
02:50 Because the units would be too small and it wouldn't get me excited.
02:52 Yeah, true.
02:53 I can't bet the Bears with Stu's money.
02:54 True.
02:55 Because Stu doesn't gamble.
02:56 He just advises.
02:57 Yeah, he's an advisor.
02:58 I can't bet the Bears with anyone's money.
03:00 The Bears stink.
03:01 The season is over.
03:03 Here's what you can do, though.
03:05 Did you hear that stat I gave you?
03:06 14 straight games, the Bears defense has given up 25 or more.
03:10 It's an over.
03:11 They're also 4-0 on the season in overs.
03:13 It's an over.
03:14 You bet the over and you don't even think about it.
03:16 I know it's a Thursday night game.
03:18 I know all these kinds of things.
03:19 Justin Fields has been playing better as of one game.
03:22 Mark that.
03:23 One game.
03:24 One game better streak.
03:26 The over is the play.
03:27 Okay.
03:28 The over is the play.
03:29 This is going to be an easy over.
03:30 Yep.
03:31 Stu, what are you looking at me for?
03:33 I'm just admiring the brilliance of both of you.
03:36 Oh, thank you.
03:37 I appreciate that, Stu.
03:38 That was brilliant.
03:39 Shout out me!
03:40 I know I wasn't supposed to be in this segment,
03:42 but I'm shouting myself out because I love myself.
03:45 That was an incredible -- that was passionate.
03:47 I felt passionate about everything that happened here.
03:50 Do you feel good?
03:51 I need a cigarette after this.
03:52 In the fucking world.
03:53 I need a cigarette after this.
03:54 I love you more than anyone.
03:55 Lucy.
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03:57 Give me a Lucy.
03:58 Goddamn.
03:59 That felt good, didn't it?
04:00 Did you feel the passion?
04:01 I did.
04:02 I did.
04:03 I slapped the ground.
04:04 I feel so bad for this Bears.
04:05 No, they stink.
04:06 They stink.
04:07 I feel bad, though.
04:08 But you know what?
04:09 I'm gonna go with the first pick.
04:10 I'm gonna go with the first pick.
04:11 I'm gonna go with the first pick.
04:12 I'm gonna go with the first pick.
04:13 I'm gonna go with the first pick.
04:14 I'm gonna go with the first pick.
04:15 I'm gonna go with the first pick.
04:16 I'm gonna go with the first pick.
04:17 I'm gonna go with the first pick.
04:18 I'm gonna go with the first pick.
04:19 I'm gonna go with the first pick.
04:20 I'm gonna go with the first pick.
04:21 I'm gonna go with the first pick.
04:22 I'm gonna go with the first pick.
04:23 I'm gonna go with the first pick.
04:24 I'm gonna go with the first pick.
04:25 I'm gonna go with the first pick.
04:26 I'm gonna go with the first pick.
04:27 I'm gonna go with the first pick.
04:28 I'm gonna go with the first pick.
04:30 Caleb Robinson?
04:31 What's his name?
04:32 Caleb Robinson?
04:33 Yeah.
04:34 The quarterback of USC.
04:35 USC.
04:36 You got this, Jerry.
04:37 He's the quarterback.
04:38 Yeah.
04:39 I don't know his last-- whatever.
04:40 It's not-- what is it?
04:41 It's not Robinson.
04:42 What is it?
04:43 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:45 I thought it was Robinson.
04:46 I could be wrong.
04:47 Come on.
04:48 Help me.
04:49 No, you got this.
04:50 We're not ending this until you get it.
04:51 Robinson.
04:53 This is wrong, but Jones?
04:54 Nope.
04:56 Don't give him--
04:58 Robinson, Jones, Marshall?
05:01 No.
05:03 No.
05:04 Starts with a W.
05:05 Keep going.
05:06 Starts with a W?
05:07 Yeah.
05:08 Don't give him help.
05:09 Come on.
05:10 You got this.
05:11 W.
05:12 Caleb.
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05:16 Come on.
05:17 Come on.
05:18 W, last name.
05:19 Yeah, give him a W, last name.
05:20 It could also be a first name.
05:22 William?
05:23 Williams?
05:24 Yeah.
05:25 Williams.
05:26 Caleb Williams.
05:27 That's it.
05:28 [APPLAUSE]
05:29 All right, be advised.
05:30 Tune in Friday night, 6 Central, 7 Eastern, new "Barcelona Sports
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05:36 Be advised.
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