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00:00Welcome to the Barstool Sports Advisor, America's premier sports information program with Jerzy
00:11Jerry, Dan Big Cat Caps, and the source, Stu Beiner.
00:29Barstool Sports Advisor has already lost a ring.
00:33We are back with three for the NFL, here with Ashley, Tommy, Stu Beiner, and Jerzy Jerry
00:43in the gold jacket.
00:46Jerry show up.
00:47Jerry, you gotta have a big performance because the boss man's coming back next week.
00:53The boss man.
00:54Really?
00:55He's coming back next week.
00:56That's right, surviving.
00:57That's okay.
00:58I did better than him this week than he did week one.
01:01That's true.
01:02We gotta figure out how to hide him.
01:03I've always said that we put him in the green screen.
01:06We get you like, we paint you into the wall.
01:09We can do that.
01:10We'll figure it out.
01:11You eliminated him last year.
01:13You gonna eliminate him this year?
01:14No.
01:15You're not gonna gain his trust and then cut his heart out?
01:18No, no, no.
01:19Public loves that.
01:20Yes.
01:21Public loves that.
01:22They love that.
01:23They love it.
01:24They love it.
01:25But it doesn't work.
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02:00Speaking of ice cold picks, Stu Feiner wins our ice cold pick of the week.
02:06So we all want our mortal-
02:07Yes.
02:08First time in two years.
02:09First time in two years.
02:10First time in two years.
02:11Seriously?
02:12Yes.
02:13First time in two years.
02:14And they parlayed them all together.
02:16And on the DraftKings app, right, are three picks.
02:20The best bets.
02:21They list our best bets.
02:22Our mortals.
02:23Yep.
02:24Our mortals.
02:25So everybody scored out.
02:26Shout out, DraftKings.
02:27Yeah.
02:28Shout out, scoring out.
02:29Shout out, DraftKings.
02:30Shout out, scoring out.
02:31But you did win the ice cold picks.
02:32Yeah.
02:33Because you went 0-4 in your other picks.
02:35Right.
02:36Overall performance, 1-4.
02:37And I want to be honest.
02:38If anything, I'm honest.
02:40I was so excited about my selections.
02:43Yeah.
02:44I was so intellectually locked in.
02:46Yes.
02:47I spewed a ton of bullshit.
02:49Yes.
02:51Picked on Wednesday like we do every Wednesday.
02:53And then come Sunday, I was reading it, and I was looking at my numbers, and I have all
02:58my screens of where the shop money's going.
03:00And I was on every sucker's side.
03:03Ah.
03:04But you know what?
03:05Week two is always tough.
03:06I took a bath week two.
03:08I got destroyed week two.
03:10Responsibly destroyed.
03:12But destroyed.
03:13Destroyed.
03:14So, we got to pick it up.
03:15I'm 7-6 on the season.
03:18Jerry, you are?
03:19I am 5-4.
03:205-4.
03:21Stu, you're 4-5-1.
03:22That's not that bad.
03:23No.
03:24All right.
03:25I'm ready.
03:26So, we're all hovering around 500.
03:27I'm ready.
03:28Let's have a big, big, big week.
03:29Yes.
03:30Let's win some money on this show.
03:31Win.
03:32Win.
03:33Win.
03:34This is a gambling show.
03:36Let's win some money.
03:37Let's start week three with the Eagles and the Saints.
03:42Eagles are 2.5-point underdogs.
03:44The over-under is 49.5.
03:46The New Orleans Saints are the talk of the first two weeks, absolutely demolishing the
03:52Dallas Cowboys last week.
03:54I had the Cowboys.
03:55That was stupid.
03:57Let's start with Tommy and a stat.
04:00Let's look at the Eagles' team total, 23-and-a-half points, and go under here.
04:05Their last eight road games, they're averaging just 18 points.
04:08Saints defense has been really good at home over the last couple years, allowing just
04:1217 points per game.
04:13And probably no A.J. Brown.
04:15No A.J.
04:16Brown.
04:17Weather in New Orleans on Sunday, it isn't a dome, but Ashley, give it to us anyway,
04:22because we want to say hi to Ashley.
04:24For sure.
04:25New Orleans will be 85 degrees with clear skies.
04:28Okay.
04:29Okay.
04:30Boys, let's talk about this game.
04:31I have a couple thoughts, and then I'll kick it to you.
04:37I think the Eagles aren't good.
04:40But I also think this is a smart play to take the Eagles.
04:44But I also think the Saints are good, and I think that people are still underrating
04:47the Saints.
04:48Hank, what are you doing?
04:49You're distracting us.
04:50Not really related to the show.
04:51Breaking news.
04:52Okay.
04:53Breaking news.
04:54Breaking news.
04:55ESPN senior NBA insider Adrian Wojnarowski has agreed to become the general manager of
04:59the men's basketball program at St. Bonaventure.
05:01He told ESPN the role includes name, image, and likeness allocation, recruiting and supporting
05:05successful Bonnie's coach, Mark Schmidt.
05:08So is he not?
05:09He's retired.
05:10He's retired?
05:11What?
05:12What?
05:13What the fuck?
05:14Did he not do both?
05:15He must be.
05:16Listen.
05:17Can I give my take?
05:18Okay.
05:19All right.
05:20Let's talk some b-balls.
05:21Let's talk some round ball.
05:22Oil, cameras, P. Diddy.
05:23He must be on the take.
05:24Oh!
05:25He must be on the take.
05:26Strike that from the record.
05:27We like Woj.
05:28Don't say that.
05:29What do you mean?
05:30I'm a supposition.
05:31That's not disparaging.
05:32He doesn't work for ESPN anymore.
05:33Okay.
05:34All right.
05:35But, you know, you can excuse him.
05:36He works for a Christian organization.
05:37Yeah.
05:38Okay.
05:39Okay.
05:40Okay.
05:42Don't cut that.
05:43No.
05:44Don't cut that.
05:45Jerry, your thoughts.
05:46Do you know who Woj is?
05:47Do you know who St. Bonaventure's is?
05:48Do you know the NBA?
05:49I know Woj.
05:50He's the breaking news guy.
05:51Yeah?
05:52Yeah.
05:53St. Bonnie's?
05:54They wore the big shorts.
05:55The one picture.
05:56You're right.
05:57That guy.
05:58Shout out that guy.
05:59Shout out that guy.
06:00He's good.
06:01He's good.
06:02He's two for two.
06:03Check, check, check.
06:04Check, check, check.
06:05Well done.
06:06Let's get back to football.
06:07Go.
06:08Bread and butter.
06:09Fuck basketball.
06:10Okay.
06:11That's the most obscure thing I've ever heard in my life.
06:12And it's not going to be shocking when people watch this on Friday night.
06:15He must have got paid.
06:16They'll be like, that was two days ago.
06:17What are you guys talking about?
06:19That's not a fake thing.
06:20You're sure about that, right?
06:22By the time this happens, there'll be 17 other stories.
06:24Doesn't he get paid millions of dollars?
06:26I don't know.
06:27He's the number one go-to guy.
06:28I don't know what the go-to is.
06:29That is unbelievable.
06:30Speaking of basketball, LeBron James' school is on track to go under in the next two and
06:36a half years.
06:37What do you mean?
06:38The I promise school.
06:39Go under?
06:41Dunzo.
06:42Cut it.
06:43Like cut it.
06:44Shut down.
06:45Nobody even graduates.
06:46Nobody graduates.
06:47Nobody graduates.
06:48Okay.
06:49You're really keeping track of that school?
06:50I've seen it on TikTok.
06:51Okay.
06:52Well, you're happy about that.
06:53Be honest.
06:54You're very happy.
06:55You hate LeBron.
06:56I hate LeBron, yeah.
06:57You hate Democrats and you hate him.
06:58Share gut level.
06:59Don't be a phony.
07:00I'm gut level.
07:01I don't like LeBron James.
07:02No, I know you don't.
07:03Okay.
07:04So you're reveling in his failures.
07:06Let's talk about this game.
07:07Let's talk about this game.
07:08I'm going to take the Saints.
07:10I'm going to bite.
07:11Is this a sucker pick?
07:12Wow.
07:13It might be, but I do think the Saints are not getting enough credit because this is
07:16the week three is the point where you got two points of evidence, but you also are still
07:22basing stuff off of off season and predictions and those power numbers.
07:26You know that, Stu.
07:27You've got an analytical model.
07:29I think the Saints are a little underrated.
07:30I think Derek Carr is going to have a clean pocket.
07:32The Eagles have no pass rush.
07:34He's going to be throwing dimes all over the field.
07:37Give me the Saints minus two and a half in the dome.
07:39Jerry.
07:40Yeah.
07:41I mean, hand up last week, Derek Carr ass, Saints ass.
07:46You said that?
07:47I did.
07:48But that's a season long thing.
07:49That's not a, oh, it wasn't week two type of thing.
07:52Well, but you said it before week two.
07:54Yes.
07:55But what I was meaning was I don't think he's a good quarterback.
07:57Yeah, right.
07:58Which now he's good, but he can be bad towards the end of the year.
08:00I think you called him a fraudulent Christian.
08:02Didn't you say that?
08:03Yeah.
08:04A year ago or two years ago.
08:05Yeah, I remember the clip.
08:07So what's your pick?
08:08Um, it's just tough.
08:10This is tough.
08:11I don't believe in the Saints.
08:12I don't think they're that good, but the Eagles played, they played terrible.
08:18They played terrible.
08:19Yeah.
08:20I feel bad for Max.
08:21That was a tough game.
08:22I feel bad for Max in this game.
08:23I do.
08:24Mincy said, quote unquote, I'm bringing the noise for this game.
08:26I overheard Max saying he's going to gut him like a fish.
08:29He gets in his face.
08:30Oh.
08:31He gets in his face.
08:32Oh.
08:33So we could have a problem.
08:34Oh.
08:36How do you not take the Eagles here?
08:38I didn't.
08:39I know.
08:40How do you not?
08:41I didn't.
08:42That's how.
08:43Okay.
08:44I'm taking the Eagles.
08:45I showed you how.
08:46I know.
08:47I'm taking the Eagles.
08:48Okay.
08:49There's no reason not to take the Eagles here.
08:50Sirianni's pissed.
08:51Hearst is pissed.
08:52The whole team's pissed.
08:53Sirianni's a joke.
08:54He's a joke, but he's pissed.
08:55He's a joke.
08:56He's pissed, though.
08:57Go make us a pizza.
08:58The only thing I'm worried about is that New Orleans Saints offensive coordinator, he's
08:59good.
09:00Clint Kubiak.
09:01He's good.
09:02He's good.
09:03Good friends with fluffy hair office manager Brett.
09:04Shout out Brett.
09:06It was Brett.
09:07Brett.
09:08You know, Brett's old school.
09:09I'm taking the Eagles.
09:10Great guy.
09:11Incompetent on a lot of stuff, but great fucking guy.
09:14Stu.
09:15Brett's father, Gary, backup quarterback for the Denver Broncos, John Elway, right?
09:20Gary Kubiak.
09:21Clint's father.
09:22Oh, Clint's father.
09:23Right.
09:24Clint's father.
09:25Right.
09:26Gary Kubiak.
09:27Also won a Super Bowl.
09:28Amazing.
09:29Amazing.
09:30I'd say Super Bowl winning head coach first.
09:31Amazing.
09:32Would you not?
09:33Who?
09:34Gary Kubiak?
09:36Hey, Gary Kubiak.
09:37I remember watching Gary Kubiak quarterback when John Elway got his head kicked in.
09:40What would you say?
09:41Backup to John Elway or Super Bowl winning head coach?
09:45Backup to John Elway.
09:46Okay.
09:47I would go with Super Bowl winning head coach.
09:48He won that Super Bowl when you had the-
09:50Broncos over the Panthers.
09:51Yeah.
09:52The Broncos over the Panthers.
09:53So you had that pick, right?
09:54Yes.
09:55Yeah.
09:56One of my greatest picks ever.
09:57Ever.
09:58The last time I actually made a real like six digit large bet.
09:59Love that.
10:00And probably-
10:01And you forgot about who was coaching head coach.
10:02And probably the last time.
10:03You okay?
10:04Reflux.
10:05Are you okay?
10:06Reflux.
10:07All right.
10:08Clean it up.
10:09Because I want to tell you, it's an odorous smell like you just tongue kissed me and you're
10:11a sewer.
10:12I just want to say that.
10:13Yeah.
10:14I would have rather you farted in my face during a 69 than that odorous reflux.
10:19I don't even know what-
10:21I guess, yeah.
10:22I farted in the face during a 69, Jerry and Stu.
10:24That'd be bad.
10:25Gross.
10:26That would be gross.
10:27All right.
10:28Stu.
10:29All right.
10:30You okay?
10:31I mean, this is an incredibly tough game here.
10:34Is A.J.
10:35Brown playing?
10:36No.
10:37He's likely out.
10:38So, without A.J.
10:39Brown-
10:40Yes.
10:41Really stretching the field-
10:42Yes.
10:43We've seen what Philly is.
10:44Yes.
10:45And it's not a bad team.
10:46You can't say that they're bad.
10:48They're just not Super Bowl worthy, I would say.
10:51Okay?
10:52But, I mean, Saquon's supposed to catch the ball.
10:53Yeah.
10:54I mean, let's be real right now.
10:56Everybody in this room catches that ball.
10:57Tommy catches the ball.
10:59Ashley catches the ball.
11:01Jerry catches every ball.
11:03He's the best athlete we have here.
11:05Thank you, Stu.
11:06You're catching that ball.
11:07And I have-
11:08See that?
11:09I have very suspect hands.
11:10That was good.
11:11That was good.
11:12I would've caught the ball.
11:13So, they're killing Sirianni.
11:14They're killing the Eagles.
11:15But if-
11:16Sir.
11:17But if Saquon-
11:18All right.
11:19All right.
11:20All right.
11:21Stu.
11:22If Saquon catches the ball-
11:23Oh my God.
11:24I mean, I love Saquon.
11:25That almost killed Sam.
11:26Yeah.
11:27That was like Matrix just went right by his face.
11:28I love Saquon.
11:29He's my favorite player in the NFL.
11:30I said he's going to be the Super Bowl MVP.
11:31I said he's going to be the NFL MVP.
11:32I was in his house with Kenny.
11:33Shout out, Kenny.
11:34Me and Kenny are like this.
11:35Jerry and Kenny do not-
11:36No, no.
11:37Me and Kenny are like this.
11:38We haven't talked.
11:39We haven't talked.
11:40I haven't talked to him either.
11:41I know.
11:42Okay.
11:43You know.
11:44But, anyway.
11:45No reason to.
11:46I'm not a stealer.
11:47Saquon's supposed to make that catch.
11:48I mean, he's been left off the hook and they're killing the head coach.
11:49I mean, you just gave the guy so much time.
11:50I mean, an eighth grader could catch the ball.
11:51So, Philly, in reality, should be undefeated.
11:52They're not.
11:53Okay.
11:54Philly's defense is the key and they're shit.
11:55Just like you said.
11:56They have no pass.
11:57Yeah.
11:58They have nothing.
11:59So, that's going to be problematic against New Orleans.
12:00Did you just fart?
12:01No.
12:02He's laughing.
12:03No.
12:04God, I want to use Philly.
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12:14Did you just fart?
12:15No.
12:16He's laughing.
12:17No.
12:18God, I want to use Philadelphia in this game.
12:19God, I want to use Philadelphia in this game.
12:20Fine.
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15:24No, no, no.
15:25Watch this.
15:26Watch this.
15:27Can I give you something?
15:28Yeah.
15:29Name this quarterback.
15:30Okay.
15:31This is...
15:32Jerry, by the way, his quarterback analysis is based on memes.
15:35Name this quarterback.
15:36Okay.
15:37Passing touchdowns last year, third.
15:40Pass touchdowns slash attempts, first.
15:44Pass touchdowns slash interceptions, second.
15:47Passer rating, fourth.
15:50Fourth quarter comebacks, tied for first.
15:53Team winning drives, tied for second.
15:54Who's that quarterback?
15:55That quarterback's Russell Wilson.
15:56Yeah, okay.
15:57I was gonna draw my talent.
15:58Did you watch the tape?
15:59Did you watch the tape?
16:00That's Russell Wilson.
16:01Did you watch the tape?
16:02No, no, that's Russell Wilson.
16:03Did you watch the tape?
16:04What tape?
16:05The tape.
16:06I didn't watch no fucking tape.
16:08Exactly.
16:09Watch some fucking ball.
16:10Fair.
16:11Listen.
16:12Are you taking the charges?
16:13I might.
16:14Oh.
16:15I might.
16:16Let me do my pick.
16:17Okay.
16:18Stu, you go first.
16:19I mean, look.
16:20Harbaugh has his team playing really well.
16:21They're 2-0.
16:22They could easily be 3-0.
16:23Which team is the fraud here?
16:24The 2-0 charges?
16:25No, they can't be 3-0.
16:26They've only played two games.
16:27Charges?
16:28Yeah.
16:29Oh.
16:30They could easily be 3-0.
16:31No, they literally cannot.
16:32They've only played two games.
16:33They could be 2-0 each.
16:34Right.
16:35No, they are 2-0.
16:36They're 2-0.
16:37Okay.
16:38So one of them's gonna be 3-0?
16:39Correct.
16:40Right.
16:41That's what I said.
16:42They're both 2-0.
16:43They're both 2-0.
16:44I said, which team is the fraud?
16:45One of them's gonna be 3-0.
16:46Correct.
16:47Okay.
16:50So one of them's gonna be 3-0.
16:51One's not.
16:52Got it.
16:53Why are you apologizing?
16:54All right.
16:55I'm sorry.
16:56I apologize.
16:57I apologize.
16:58I'm like a dummy.
16:59I know.
17:00That was my fault.
17:01I thought I said all Siamese.
17:02And now all of a sudden, I don't even know who I am, where I am.
17:03Sandy!
17:04Stand up.
17:05That was my fault.
17:06Sandy!
17:07That was my fault.
17:08I'm gonna take the Steelers.
17:12I think their defense is gonna cause a lot of problems.
17:14I'm just gonna bet Steelers' defense, defense, defense, defense.
17:20Let's go with Pittsburgh Steelers.
17:22Okay.
17:23Jerry.
17:24Um, this is the toughest game I've had this year.
17:28Really?
17:29Yeah.
17:30Yeah, the Steelers' offense, they can't do anything.
17:31I mean, they really just can't move the ball.
17:34And, ah, man.
17:36I want to win on this show.
17:37That's my goal.
17:38I want to win games.
17:39You're not gonna go.
17:40Charge.
17:41I want to win games, though.
17:42This is for the fans.
17:43This ain't for me.
17:44Oh, wow.
17:45You're gonna win against your team?
17:46You can't do that.
17:48TJ right now is laughing in your fucking face.
17:50Yeah, he's saying this guy's supposed to be my fucking friend.
17:52You have an obligation.
17:54You're either all in or you're a fraud.
17:58Defend the wall.
17:59I'm all in.
18:00No.
18:01Listen.
18:02You're either a liberal or a Republican.
18:04You know my stance.
18:05Yeah.
18:06I don't know what your stance is right now.
18:09This is on the record.
18:11I'm gonna take the Steelers.
18:12Yeah.
18:13I'm gonna put a heavy bet on the Steelers.
18:14Okay.
18:15They probably won't win this game.
18:17Okay.
18:18But I respect that.
18:19The fans respect that.
18:20They know how to read you.
18:22They know how to read you.
18:24All right.
18:25Here's my analysis of this game.
18:26Ready for it?
18:27Jerry.
18:28Yeah.
18:29Oh, my gosh.
18:30Yep.
18:31That was exactly what I needed to know.
18:32Whoa.
18:33Chargers are gonna punch him in the mouth.
18:34Par ball ball.
18:35That scared me.
18:36Par ball ball.
18:37You see him, Flinch?
18:38I see what the Steelers are gonna do.
18:39The Chargers have stayed out east.
18:41They're doing fucking fun games.
18:43They're boxing lunches for homeless people.
18:46They're having a great time.
18:47Man football.
18:48Man football is coming to Pittsburgh.
18:50It's a man-on-man matchup.
18:52Yep.
18:53Man-on-man.
18:54Man-on-man.
18:55Do you think Joe Alt and Rashawn Slater aren't ready for T.J.
18:57Watt?
18:58No.
18:59I think they are.
19:00They are.
19:01They are.
19:02Can I add something to my card?
19:03Yeah.
19:04Give me the over.
19:05Okay.
19:0635 and a half.
19:07Whoa.
19:08Gross.
19:09I know.
19:10I'll take the over on my card.
19:11All right.
19:12I'll take the Chargers.
19:13Next stop.
19:14Before I ruin the flow of the games.
19:15No.
19:16You don't ruin anything.
19:17It's your show.
19:18Can I just say yesterday I did two things that I haven't done ever.
19:21I had the thin crust Chicago-style pizza for dinner.
19:24Great.
19:25Tavern-style.
19:26Yep.
19:27And then I had the, what's that called?
19:28The thick crust.
19:29The deep dish.
19:30Deep dish for lunch.
19:31Okay.
19:32So you had pizza pizza.
19:34Yes.
19:35And in between I saw the Deadpool movie, which I want to give 11.
19:38What a day.
19:39So you just basically lived the day of a Ninja Turtle.
19:43It was just like one of the, it was carb day.
19:45I came here carb-free and I ate literally 7,000 calories in carbs.
19:51I love that for you.
19:52And I haven't slept.
19:53Yeah.
19:54I did an all-nighter.
19:55Why?
19:56Because I was just excited about being here.
19:57Excited about, and I was carbed up, to be honest with you.
20:00You were carbed up.
20:01I was on like 200 ounces of coffee and like 10,000 grams of carbs.
20:05The deep dish Chicago-style pizza, by the way, is unbelievable.
20:09I had just straight up cheese.
20:11I'm similar to Deadpool now.
20:12I like my cheese, but it is so crusty and so good.
20:16Yeah, the crust is delicious.
20:17And then what I did is, and not that I'm bragging, but I'm definitely bragging.
20:21I'm not, but I am.
20:23We ordered way too much food because I had minestrone soup, I had Caesar salad.
20:27Yeah, you're an overeater.
20:28You know, I got the meatballs.
20:30So all the, twice now, I took all the leftovers in a bag and I gave them back to back to homeless people.
20:36Wow.
20:37That's incredible.
20:38Two unique individual homeless people.
20:39That's incredible.
20:40Two unique ones?
20:41Yeah, unique ones.
20:42They were under like this train trestle, which I was scared.
20:45I thought I was going to get shot because of the Chicago reputation.
20:47No.
20:48But I didn't get shot.
20:49I have not heard a bullet in this town.
20:51And I've been here 23 weeks last year and three weeks this year.
20:5426 weeks, not a bullet.
20:56I think it's bullshit.
20:57I think it's, what do they call that?
20:59Fake news.
21:00Fake news.
21:01I think it's liberal fake news.
21:02I don't know.
21:03Well, it's not.
21:04It's not liberal fake news.
21:05Well, it's not liberal.
21:06I think they broke into somebody's car here.
21:07Whoa.
21:08A couple weeks ago.
21:09Who did?
21:10Robbers.
21:13Robbers broke into your car?
21:14No, not my car.
21:15No, minivan.
21:16No one wants to break into a minivan.
21:17What, are they going to get a juice box?
21:20So I went up to the homeless person and I said, I said.
21:23I hate that car.
21:24I said, are you hungry?
21:25You're a minivan bitch.
21:26I hate that car.
21:27You're a constantly supporting minivan bitch.
21:28I hate that car.
21:30It's actually not a minivan, I found out.
21:32It is.
21:33It is an MPV.
21:34Yeah, okay.
21:35Multi-Purpose Vehicle.
21:36Yeah, that's exactly what a minivan guy would say.
21:39Why do you feel unmanly or less than in a minivan?
21:44Because.
21:45I feel like a fat bitch.
21:46You have a girl.
21:47Yeah, he's a fat bitch.
21:48But you have a girl who's a drop-dead Columbian smoke show.
21:50Yeah.
21:51That's A.
21:52All right?
21:53You ain't fucking foreign.
21:54You ain't fucking strange.
21:56So what the fuck are we talking about here?
21:58I know.
21:59I'm lost.
22:00Do you live in a dreamland?
22:01No, I just.
22:02Are you delusional?
22:03I think I was better enough.
22:04I mean, are you not sober?
22:05So what are we talking about?
22:06He's a bitch in a minivan.
22:07No, he's a bitch in a minivan.
22:08You're not a bitch.
22:09Yeah, he is.
22:10Yeah, I am.
22:11You've never been a bitch in your life.
22:12I'm a bitch.
22:13Right now, I'm a bitch.
22:14I don't think that's true.
22:15Yeah, he's a bitch.
22:16Okay, Ravens and Cowboys.
22:17Cowboys, plus one and a half.
22:18At home.
22:19Another tough game.
22:20Another tough game.
22:21These are nightmare games.
22:22I just want to share a good level.
22:23These are nightmare games.
22:24These are nightmare games.
22:25It's why we do the show.
22:26Nightmare.
22:27These are nightmare games.
22:28Especially on a Wednesday.
22:29What's the weather?
22:30People don't give us credit for that.
22:31Yeah.
22:32Especially on a Wednesday.
22:33Every show picks Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
22:34We pick on a Wednesday.
22:35Ashley, what's the weather?
22:36In Dallas, it's going to be 90 degrees and a chance of rain.
22:37But it's indoors.
22:38Tommy.
22:390 and 2 teams who made the playoffs the previous year,
22:40like the Ravens, usually bounce back in week 3,
22:4127, and 16 against them.
22:42Yep, that's my pick, Ravens taking them.
22:43Listen, the Ravens are a tough game.
22:44They're a tough game.
22:45They're a tough game.
22:46They're a tough game.
22:47It's going to be a tough game.
22:48They're a tough game.
22:49It's going to be a tough game.
22:50It's going to be a tough game.
22:51It's going to be a tough game.
22:52It's going to be a tough game.
22:53made the playoffs the previous year like the Ravens usually bounce back in week
22:57three 27 and 16 yep that's my pick Ravens taking them listen the Ravens are
23:03you want to talk about like the margins they are out gaining their opponents
23:09they're playing good but they make the little mistakes that fuck them but now
23:13it's do or die their back is up against the walls oh and two they have to win
23:16this game give me the Ravens Jerry why you laughing why are you laughing I'm
23:26laughing cuz you're laughing would I say something funny no no my clown I love
23:32the great I love the Cowboys in this spot I think their defense I know they
23:37let up a lot of points last week but I still think they're really good okay I
23:40think the Ravens are gonna have no answers for Mika Parsons so I'm gonna
23:44take them I'm gonna take the boys here in Jerry world okay and I'm gonna take
23:47the over to okay Lamar he's he's up down up down up you know what tag cancel the
23:54Ravens I'll take the over 48 and a half pocket and give me the Ravens Stu Tommy
24:01when's the last time Cowboys have been an underdog at home during regular
24:04season I could find that out just give me can't find that I could find why
24:09doesn't he have that I don't know he should have that doesn't I don't
24:12remember the last time the Cowboys were a dog at home that scares me Baltimore
24:16has a very tough schedule I mean they literally if they go in the toilet they
24:19could be oh and five and saying that they could be two and oh right now
24:23instead of oh and two okay so cowboys might be trash I mean they literally
24:28might yeah trash I mean the Saints made them look like trash 35 in the first
24:32half this is just again this is a nightmare of a game I wish I had it it's
24:37on Sunday looking at where to shop money's going I'm a sucker I'm the
24:40public right now I'm Stu finder public I'm Joe come on my face come shots I'm
24:45dripping with come I'm dying I'm dying right now Tommy it was September 18th
24:542022 had they do it not found one 20 to 17 against the Bengals Wow
25:01Wow I'll take the Cowboys the home dog I'll take the doggy style yep I'll take
25:13the Cowboys shout out doggies how many games have we done this is three three
25:17three light plays I don't want to hear anybody tell me Stu you fucking buried
25:21me with free picks I like plays everyone if Stu goes on three please tweet him
25:26saying that he's a moron when I say that I want you to tweet that yeah that's
25:29true I'm gonna fucking delete you you know this I block you I'm a bitch I
25:33don't want to get it's my fucking world you're living in it all right we'll be
25:36back right after this with more pics on Sunday put this in my mouth create like
25:42Stu fun is a bitch cuz I am
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27:52slate Lions at Cardinals what a tough game another horror show game Lions
27:57minus two and a half over-unders 52 and a half that's a large over-under boys
28:02Stu I'll go with you I'll start with you I I think the Lions are laying numbers
28:07against Arizona here showing you that they have to be the side here they have
28:12not played well they have not lived up to their expectations Arizona is a
28:15shockingly I mean they're scoring at will I'm gonna take I'm gonna lay the
28:22number here with Detroit I think the Lions will just outscore and be honest
28:26with you okay scoring fest I think it'll be a great game to watch it's one of the
28:30few games at 425 Eastern this week it's gonna be very enjoyable every game
28:35Detroit plays is great Tom Kennedy got it on the field yep yeah I think he had
28:41three punt returns for 81 yards Wow shout out Tom Kennedy I love you I love
28:49okay yeah it's okay if that's just your pick I love the light yeah I'm shutting
28:53up we got we became like that was you you went into Stu Bleacher report for a
28:57second there you're like this game you know 425 that's the kickoff it's gonna
29:02be on CBS I'm struggling here no I'm dying it's one of the few shows I'm
29:08fucking dying this whole week I mean you know listen I want to dream about this
29:14if you get enough money can we do the show live Sunday because I'm pretty sure
29:19I don't think that's a money we I think we have enough money to do that I do not
29:23think that has anything to do with money can't could we ever do the show Sunday
29:26I don't can you just sponsor me to do a Stu Barstool Sunday steam job I would
29:31have no I would be but that would have to be on his own channels why because
29:37you're under a tape delay guy we don't know I'd be you do what you don't
29:42understand is my performative eat my ass suck my dick I fucked your girl if I was
29:47what you go she'd know what she's been missing it's performative I'm squeaky
29:51clean yeah I could attest to that he came over my house you I'm squeezing
29:54your girl no didn't fuck this man you're looking at his layers there's
30:04layers Shrek Stu if I come to your house I'm my mouth is closed I don't even know
30:11I'm PG Stu and G Stu most of my life yeah most of your life but you put the
30:16camera on me and I'm Debbie does Dallas and I'm the guy that's banging Debbie
30:21it's just how it rolls it sells over Debbie it makes me millions sex sells
30:28sex sex sales that's fat I'm not that guy yes he's not that guy I'm G Stu he's
30:34G Stu top G shout out top G's Ashley what's the weather gonna be like in
30:40Arizona in Arizona it's gonna have clear skies but a hot hot hot Tommy Lions been
30:49a great bounce-back team they've covered eight straight games coming off
30:53a loss scoff 17 and 8 against the spread with the Lions loss in his mm-hmm thank
31:00you for making me feel good about my pick I'm gonna take the holidays well I
31:03like the Lions listen that game was a disaster against the Bucs they should
31:07have won that game they got to figure out the red zone Dan Campbell's got to
31:11just chill out for a second I'm taking the Lions I think the Cardinals getting
31:16a little overrated here because they played up a really banged up Rams team
31:20and Kyler Murray shout out Kyler Murray that short guy he is so fucking good but
31:24I'm taking the Lions he's good he's good
31:31we're doing a show right now I just want I didn't know you kicked it no no the
31:36weather Tommy did the staff no Stu made a pick I made I didn't know you could
31:40what to look laughing Hank he didn't kick it to me what's wrong he he didn't
31:45kick it to me Jerry I went like this I know what I'm reading yeah I'm reading
31:50the information stop meditating here not meditating stop stop there's two guys at
31:56this company that came up to me before the season started and they were like
32:00Jerry Kyler Murray this year no no he's not good so Jerry Kyler Murray maybe even
32:05MVP this year and said no no no he's not good I'm taking the Cardinals here Oh
32:09taking the Cardinals who are the two guys Jake Malasek and Ibo Ibo well Jake
32:14Malasek is a moron Ibo is really smart average it out he's gonna be a pretty
32:19good quarter how much smarter is Ibo than Malasek significantly okay so I had
32:25to go with the Ibo yeah I'm taking the Cardinals okay home dog okay there's the
32:29Ibo pick if he loses it's a Malasek pick correct yeah okay love that official
32:34that's official okay last game Sunday night football Chiefs at Falcons Falcons
32:39plus three and a half Falcons save their season with a huge win in
32:43Philadelphia on Monday night they now have to play the Chiefs Stu you're not
32:49gonna give a pick cuz you're a coward mmm so go ahead and say whatever you
32:52want to say thank you thank you Sunday was five three and one overall hit my 50
32:57dime all in max best bet with the J ETS Jets Jets Jets back-to-back side total
33:03Sunday night parlay winner week one and last week so I'm the king of Sunday
33:08nights it will be on Stu finder.com the side the total the parley it is a pay
33:13wall you have to pay me plus my three best bet $69 favorite number fair
33:17position Stu finder.com Stu finder.com Stu finer calm okay the weather in
33:24Atlanta Ashley in Atlanta we've got 70 degrees and cloudy ooh it's gonna be a
33:30dome again we got a lot of don't Tommy talked about primetime unders last
33:37season they've been pretty good early on but especially good early in the
33:40season primetime unders 22 and 9 in September over the last three mmm that
33:46those stats that's a hurtful step Thomas let's start your wall it's a hurtful
33:50stack well that was right in the light too if there's one game on I bet the old
33:53doing oh that's how I lose all my money three you know okay I'm gonna take I'm
34:00gonna take the Atlanta Falcons plus three and a half in this game oh yeah
34:04yeah yeah you like that like I don't think I was a fluke uh it's not that it
34:09wasn't a fluke it's that the Chiefs look at their first two games Chiefs are
34:13phenomenal obviously going for three in a row Isaiah likely gets his foot in the
34:18Bengal the the Ravens are a two-point conversion away from winning that game
34:22Bengals pass interference away from winning that game Chiefs has not really
34:26been impressive they we've talked about Xavier worthy he's he's a rookie he
34:31wasn't like explosive against the Bengals Petro homes through like 150
34:35yards a couple interceptions worse I think is a tough game you get three in a
34:39hook at home give it to me all day okay Jerry I like where you're at Dan Travis
34:43Kelsey he's been a no-show really that defense that the Chiefs defense like
34:49sometimes they look so good and then there's times where they look terrible
34:52McDuffie's an all-star though I love him um I have three plays here oh no I have
34:58three plays whoa that's how much I love this game I love the Falcons yep I love
35:02the over yep and I love Bajon to score Bajon yeah to score yes hundred percent
35:07Bajon I love this look awesome he's he's incredible incredible I fucking love
35:12watching him play ball love Bajon love Bajon okay good picks boys when we come
35:17back we'll do our mortals reminder last week we went three and Oh Reno keep it
35:21going backward after this
35:29it's September rolling into October not far from November right up its ass is
35:37December and then we got New Year's listened listen listen it does not have
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38:17Sportsbook the crown is yours mortal time 3-0 last week let's go
38:243-0 again let's do it Stu give it to us I think the Vikings are real oh I think
38:33Sam Donald is real Darno Donald Donald Donald Darno Darno yeah the ALD is
38:41silence French French hmm um love the Vikings plus the points here I think the
38:49Vikings are real I think their offense is real their defense is real they're
38:53extremely well coached uh not saying they went out right but they're gonna
38:56win out right my plays plus the points they're gonna win out right don't bet
39:00them out right take the points but they're gonna win out right okay Jerry
39:05I'm actually have the same game oh but I have the over in the game that's my
39:08mortal Texans great offense we watched it with the Bears they struggled a
39:13little bit that was the Bears D yeah Vikings D is not the Bears yeah Viking
39:17D D is worse than the Bears D they're gonna score points but Sammy like he
39:21said Sammy's having a great year mm-hmm Jay Jetta's he got hurt is he gonna play
39:26I don't know he's back probably over forty six and a half lock it in love it
39:30love it love it love it okay I have a theme this year with my mortals picking
39:35teams that are gross I gave you the Panthers week one that was a loser by
39:38about 40 points I gave you the Packers last week shop game on the card
39:42outright winner sharpest game on the card so we're gonna go for another oh
39:45and two team and it's the Tennessee Titans oh I like I like Tennessee
39:51Titans minus two and a half listen this defense is a legit they are bawling out
39:57will Levis just take a sack every now and then don't just take a sack that's
40:03all he's got to do just take a sack he's got such a big he's got such a big
40:07try so hard try so hard and we love him take a sack defense is what's gonna win
40:13this game I gave you the Packers last week because the Colts can't stop the
40:17run and that's what showed up in that game the Packers ran it like 50 plus
40:21times the Titans can stop the run the Titans are gonna make them equal us beat
40:26them I think the Titans are gonna win this game and cover this spread Titans
40:30minus two and a half give it to me that's my mortal let's go three and oh
40:34again let's go three Barstool sports advisors we'll see you next week we love
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40:48comments that Jerry clears Dave you don't comment don't comment that Jerry
40:52you know bigger than Dave don't do that they do it anyway though but don't do
40:56that but no he's not bigger than Dave no he's more loved than Dave don't do
41:00that I don't know about that he's got miss peaches now he's using miss peaches
41:04as a little thing to do it on this show but I read all the comments I I
41:10screenshot the comments I go to see with their Twitter and Instagram you guys
41:15think accounts that's a fair not 70 30 wants you on the show forever and they
41:21don't give a fuck about they put okay maybe we'll do a poll but no I don't
41:26do that listen we're both enjoying this show we go you get some weeks you get
41:30Dave some weeks you get me it is what it is okay all right to be on the show a
41:33poll we'll do a poll Ashley