Frank The Tank
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00:00Take me out for some hot dogs.
00:04I tell you, it's hot here.
00:07It's hot in Phoenix.
00:10I think it's like 120 right now.
00:13Well, trying to find a good hot dog spot,
00:17it's kind of tricky when it's this hot.
00:19But here we are at Lenny's Burgers,
00:21a local chain with six locations in the Phoenix area,
00:25the Valley of the Sun, or should I
00:27say the Valley of the Friggin' Blowtorch.
00:32But besides burgers, they have hot dogs.
00:34So let's see if these hot dogs are worthy of the tank.
00:43By the way, these are going to suck.
00:45I can tell.
00:46Yeah, I know.
00:47All right, well, Lenny's has been open since 1984.
01:09It's got six locations in the Valley of the Sun.
01:13And well, here's the hot dog.
01:15The bun-to-dog ratio is actually good.
01:17It looks like they got a good chore mark, good grilling.
01:22But the most important part is, how does the dog actually taste?
01:46You know, this shows you what happens when you tar a dog.
01:58You take a dog that probably wasn't very good to begin with,
02:03and you actually make it into something edible.
02:07If not for this charring, this dog would not be a single.
02:12But the charring actually makes it a hustle double.
02:18That's how much charring makes a difference.
02:37All right, now let's see how the chili dog tastes.
02:43It's got the liquid gold cheese.
02:53Chili, ordinary, boring.
02:56Tastes like it came from a can.
02:59Chili dog, hmm.
03:03All right, you know, it's not bad for a chain.
03:07You know, maybe their burgers are good, too.
03:10I didn't feel like trying right now, but I'd say it's a solid spot.
03:14Except, Lenny's, you got to hire more staff.
03:18You have a poor lady in here, overwhelmed.
03:21She's doing both the window and the counter.
03:24That's ridiculous, Lenny's.
03:26You know, maybe I would have given you a better score
03:28if I would have sold more burgers.
03:31You know, maybe I would have given you a better score
03:33if I would have sold better service.
03:35But you have one person handling both the counter
03:37and the drive-thru window.
03:39You should be ashamed of yourself.
03:41You're a chain. Hire more people.
03:43If you know any other place I can go,
03:45leave a comment down below,
03:47and I'll see you down the road.
03:49Keep raw dogging.
03:51Ladies and gentlemen, you just saw a murder.
03:53Take me out for some hot dogs.
03:55Get me one that's only plain.
03:59No mustard or horseradish ketchup.
04:01I'll know what the dog is really about.
04:05And it's hoped that this is a good one.
04:09Maybe a home run or a double.
04:11But if it sucks, it will be a strike.
04:14Got it not worthy of my taste buds.