Frank The Tank
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00:00Take me out for some hot dogs.
00:04Welcome to the raw dog.
00:06Walk along the razor's edge.
00:09Gonna go out and do some raw dogging.
00:14Raw dogging in Miami.
00:17Yes.
00:19I don't break my word
00:21or do I don't break my balls
00:23for nobody.
00:25You can tell whenever I'm in a town,
00:27whenever if I'm just staying for a few hours,
00:29I'm gonna do a raw dog.
00:32Because I am the bad guy
00:34who comes and I can either make or break your business.
00:38Let's see if this place
00:40gains hot dogs,
00:42which is conveniently located
00:45in front of this...
00:49Well, Miami-Dade...
00:52I guess it's the county jail, the county lockup.
00:55So when you get out of...
00:57So when you get out of a little stay in the who's how,
01:02you can grab a hot dog right away.
01:04And they've been here since 1988.
01:07The humble little part.
01:09But let's see if they're a cart with heart
01:12or they're gonna give you heartburn.
01:27All right.
01:37Well, I'm standing out here.
01:41I heard the warden threw a party last night.
01:46And everyone was rocking.
01:48Jailhouse rock.
01:50And I might have been with a murder in front of me.
01:54He cut the dog.
01:56It was a perfectly good dog and then he cut it.
01:59And you know how I feel about that.
02:01But underdog ratio is good.
02:04So let's see how this hot dog actually tastes.
02:24The regular hot dog is a single.
02:30Fine job up the middle.
02:33And now we have the jumbo dog.
02:35It's a big dog, he calls it.
02:38Sadly, no chili.
02:40So we'll just try this as a raw dog as well.
02:44Well, let's see how this tastes.
02:46Again, volunteer dog ratio is on point.
02:49So let's see how this jumbo dog actually tastes.
03:07It's minimal, minimal.
03:09I'm gonna give this hot dog another single.
03:13But wait, what do you expect?
03:14It's a cart outside a county jail.
03:18Did you expect something great?
03:21That would have been the opposite of the century.
03:24Oh well.
03:25But we are on the go.
03:33See?
03:41At least this hot dog is not going to put you in solitary confinement.
03:44But if you know any hot dogs that are better than this,
03:48and you never know where I'm going to show up,
03:50leave a comment down below, email me, text me, whatever.
03:54Because I'm raw dogging everywhere I can.
03:57So see you down the road.
03:59Take me out for some hot dogs.
04:03Get me one that's only plain.
04:06No mustard or herb or ketchup.
04:09I'll know what the dog is really about.
04:13Hope that this is a good one.
04:16Maybe a home run or a double.
04:19But if it sucks, it will be a strike out and not worthy of my taste buds.
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