Frank The Tank
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00:00Take me out for some hot dogs.
00:04Happy New Year, you know.
00:06This is where it happens. Times Square, you know.
00:09This is where Aaron Judge came by and was there for the New Year's Eve ball drop.
00:15And today we're going to be reviewing the Brooklyn Diner.
00:19This place has been here for 22 years and they say they have a world famous hot dog
00:25that is giant. It's a giant wiener.
00:29Well, I'm going to be the judge and see if this hot dog is worthy to tank
00:33as we go raw dogging New Year's Eve style Times Square at the Brooklyn Diner.
00:56Does anyone actually know who Twiggy is? I mean, I barely know who Twiggy is.
01:01I mean, she's before my time.
01:04Well, maybe they'll add my name to this list.
01:07The first review of 2025 here at the Brooklyn Diner.
01:28They've been around for 22 years and they say that their hot dog is world famous.
01:33World famous. Well, look at this hot dog.
01:37Bun to dog ratio. I would say it's ridiculous.
01:42I mean, it's like the hot dog, the bun is actually a folder for the hot dog.
01:49It's so big.
01:51But let's see how this hot dog looks and tastes.
01:54I like the charring. It's got like a little bit, looks like an actual split.
01:58Kind of like a, maybe this is, they didn't cut it in half, which is a good thing.
02:02So let's see how this hot dog actually tastes.
02:15That's a good snap.
02:28I'm going to give this hot dog a home run.
02:31I mean, it's humongous.
02:36It's, I mean, this thing is gigantic, ginormous.
02:41And it's got a good snap.
02:43Bun to dog ratio is like in outer space.
02:47It's like the bun is actually a folder.
02:51Fantastic.
02:55You can even get it pig in a blanket style.
02:58Now this isn't what I would call pig in a blanket.
03:01This is a hot dog cut up with a little bit of puff pastry.
03:06This is almost like a beef wellington hot dog.
03:19I'm going to give this a single.
03:22It just doesn't quite hit the mark.
03:25You can also get it with a nice bowl of chicken soup.
03:29Which they say is one of the best chicken noodle soups in New York.
03:41I'm going to give the chicken soup a 7.4.
03:46I almost forgot to review the fries.
03:50They say the fries are good.
03:52Nice coloring.
03:55Nice crunch.
03:57I'm going to give the fries a 7.9.
04:04Being afraid to tank over here.
04:06Let's go Yankees.
04:08Fuck the Yankees.
04:09Let's go back.
04:13All right.
04:14Well, another year is here.
04:172025.
04:19You know, good hot dog.
04:21I don't know if you want to deal with Times Square.
04:23So if you don't want to deal with Times Square to go to the Brooklyn Diner.
04:26You can go to the 57th street location.
04:28Because you know what?
04:29You got to be out of your fucking mind to go to Times Square.
04:33Really.
04:34Seriously.
04:35But if you know where I should go next.
04:37Let me know.
04:39Send me an email, DM, whatever.
04:42Because you never know what I'm going to show.
04:43Keep raw dogging in 2025 and beyond.
05:13That just is a good one.
05:16Maybe a home run or a double.
05:18But if it sucks, it will be a strike.
05:21I did not.
05:22Rodeo might taste buds.