Caleb Pressley | Sundae Conversation
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00:00Straight from Nigeria, Africa.
00:03You're not an international superstar.
00:06You're a continental breakfast love bird.
00:10Fireboy, VML.
00:14Do you mind if I ask you a sensitive question?
00:17I don't mind.
00:18What is it like to be an African-American from Africa
00:24who really has no connections at all to America?
00:28First off, I am not African-American.
00:31I'm just African.
00:34And that's cool with us.
00:35Have you ever been to Lagos or anywhere in Africa?
00:37I have not been to Africa.
00:38What's the best part about it?
00:39Imagine New York on steroids.
00:42Small balls?
00:43No.
00:44What?
00:45Steroids?
00:46Tiny nuts?
00:48No.
00:49That's far away, isn't it?
00:50Well, yeah, it is.
00:52From here.
00:52I mean, even if you travel at the speed of sound, that's far.
00:55Yeah, hours.
00:56If I say something right now at the speed of sound,
01:00when will people be able to hear it?
01:02It will take about three days.
01:04Three days?
01:05Yeah, because you have to cross the Atlantic Ocean and all that.
01:08Yeah, it's crazy.
01:09So do you want to say something now to the people back home
01:12for them to hear in three days?
01:14Stream my new album, Adidamola.
01:15I love you.
01:16Is that true?
01:17Do you love them, or are you just
01:18saying that as a promotional tactic?
01:19Oh, I do.
01:19You're always promoting something.
01:21Aren't we all?
01:23Fireboy, DML's new book.
01:26Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:29What's it about?
01:32I don't know.
01:33It feels like a bad idea to even pronounce this word.
01:36Cuckold.
01:37How do you even have this book?
01:38We found it literally here in this house,
01:41and we thought maybe they were big fans of yours.
01:44It's not our house.
01:45It's not our house.
01:46That's true.
01:46It's really not our house.
01:47I'm curious.
01:48Looney Balls is rich, though, but it's not our house.
01:50So this is your house?
01:51No, it ain't my house.
01:52It's not our house.
01:52How many times do we have to say?
01:53It's not our house.
01:55Do you mind if we do a new segment presented by Pink Whitney?
01:58Let's hear it.
01:58This segment's called Rapid Fire.
02:01Rapid Fire.
02:02So you're going to be asking questions.
02:03I'm going to ask you questions.
02:04Rapid Fire.
02:05Boom, boom, boom.
02:06So what if I don't have an answer?
02:07You can just say that.
02:08Say, I don't have an answer.
02:09It will make you look bad, but you can say that.
02:12Let's go.
02:13Rapid Fire.
02:14Ready?
02:14Yeah.
02:15Does Glooney Balls look more like a Glyneth or a Glynnerd?
02:20Rapid Fire.
02:21Glynnerd, Glynnerd.
02:21What'd you say?
02:22Glynnerd.
02:22What'd you say?
02:23Glynnerd.
02:24Do you choose hotels by their height or width?
02:28Width.
02:29If Glooney Balls was a hotel, would you stay in him?
02:33No.
02:35And then the last one is, why do you talk so much trash
02:37about Taylor Swift and her fans?
02:39You don't like Taylor Swift and her fans?
02:43Taylor, I love you.
02:44This man is a liar.
02:47You trying to fight Travis Kelce?
02:49Yeah, that's not going to go well.
02:50Well, I think I stand a chance.
02:52Yes.
02:53I believe in you.
02:55You're a big fashion guy, aren't you?
02:57I try.
02:58What do you say to people who say you put the ass in fashion?
03:04Like, that guy looks like ass.
03:06I never look like ass when I go out in public.
03:08Explain us fashion.
03:09It's so complicated.
03:11I mean, fashion is relatively subjective to whoever.
03:14You know, this is a nice fit, you know?
03:17Yeah.
03:17I would like to get into fashion,
03:19but some of fashion just doesn't seem practical.
03:21Why?
03:22Why do you say so?
03:23Why bedazzle my anus if no one's ever going to see it?
03:29First off, is that something anyone has ever done before?
03:31You never see it.
03:32You never know.
03:34We just read these things in the new trends in magazines,
03:37and they tell you what they're going to do.
03:39No one ever, as ever, mentioned anything
03:42about a bedazzled anus.
03:44No one.
03:45It's in the records.
03:47How about this?
03:48Do you mind if we do a new segment presented
03:49by Pink Whitney?
03:50That's two segments now.
03:52OK.
03:52OK?
03:53Yeah, let's do it.
03:54You probably could tell the difference
03:55between linen, denim, and leather with your eyes closed.
03:59Is that true?
04:00If I feel it, yes.
04:01This segment's called With Your Eyes Closed.
04:04OK.
04:04I'm going to show a picture.
04:06Denim, leather, or linen.
04:10You have to have your eyes closed on our system,
04:12and you have to tell me which it is.
04:15How am I supposed to?
04:16Option one.
04:20Leather.
04:21Option two.
04:22Denim.
04:25Three.
04:27Denim.
04:33So did I guess them right?
04:35Can I see?
04:38Oh.
04:41Why do you have pictures of men all over your?
04:44Denim, linen, or leather.
04:46Women wear leather and denim.
04:48I didn't say I didn't.
04:51Do you mind if we do a new segment presented by?
04:53I don't mind.
04:53Your new game that you're promoting.
04:55Talk more about it.
04:56How to be a complete bitch.
04:58This is a game we came up with in 2009.
05:05And those are curtains?
05:07Now that you say it.