• last year
Caleb Pressley | Sundae Conversation
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00:00 Sexy, red.
00:02 - That's me.
00:05 Oh, help me out.
00:08 - You IPO'd your private parts.
00:09 - What that mean?
00:11 - You took 'em public.
00:12 - No, I didn't.
00:13 - You talk about 'em all the time.
00:14 - 'Cause I said my booty all brown.
00:16 - And what else did you say?
00:17 - My coochie pink.
00:18 - Is that a medical term?
00:21 - Coochie, no.
00:22 That's just something we say in the hood.
00:24 - Really?
00:25 - Which I be saying.
00:25 And y'all can remember.
00:28 - For what?
00:28 - Coochies, which I call 'em.
00:30 - We say vulva.
00:31 - Stop it.
00:32 Y'all don't say that shit.
00:35 Vulva.
00:36 I've been looking up a vulva.
00:38 That's a coochie.
00:39 - It's like a coochie, basically.
00:40 - Vulva.
00:41 - Vulva.
00:42 - Pertaining to the vulva, the female external genital.
00:45 I never heard of that.
00:48 That's your people.
00:50 - And when you say that, your people, you mean what?
00:53 - Your people.
00:53 - Like who?
00:54 - You.
00:55 - Sexist red?
00:56 - Yep.
00:58 - Yeah.
00:59 - Y'all come here now.
01:01 - When you got a mustache ring.
01:03 - I got a mustache ring.
01:04 - Huh?
01:05 - That's kind of rude.
01:06 - What do you mean?
01:07 - I got a mustache.
01:08 - I said ring.
01:09 - What's a mustache ring?
01:11 - What's this one?
01:12 - The Medusa.
01:13 - The Medusa.
01:13 - Yeah.
01:14 It's about a mustache ring.
01:15 - What kind of rings do you want?
01:20 You want a wedding ring?
01:22 - Yeah.
01:23 - Are you looking for a man?
01:24 - No.
01:25 - Why not?
01:26 - They find me.
01:27 - Really?
01:28 Where at?
01:29 - In the hood, on a block.
01:31 - Are they the only ones looking for you?
01:33 - The hood niggas.
01:34 - Yeah.
01:35 - No, everybody be looking for me.
01:36 - FBI?
01:37 - Maybe.
01:38 - CIA?
01:39 - Maybe.
01:40 - ASS?
01:41 - ASS, ass.
01:43 I don't fuck with bitches.
01:44 - Why not?
01:45 - I don't like pussy.
01:46 - Really?
01:47 - Mm, they stink.
01:48 They stink.
01:50 - They stink.
01:50 - Mm-hmm.
01:51 - You mind if we do a new segment sponsored by Stacker 2?
01:55 - Is you paying me?
01:56 - Mm-hmm.
01:57 - How much money?
01:58 - I'm gonna give you a phrase,
01:59 and you tell me, am I talking about baseball,
02:03 or am I talking about recreational drugs?
02:06 - Okay.
02:07 - Safe.
02:09 - You talking about baseball.
02:10 - Thanks.
02:13 Free base.
02:14 - That sound like some drugs.
02:16 - Baseball.
02:17 He stepped on the bag.
02:20 - That sound like some drugs.
02:21 - Baseball.
02:22 - What bag?
02:23 - What about this one?
02:25 Pass that needle.
02:26 - You know that's drugs.
02:27 - No, that's baseball.
02:28 - What needle is in baseball?
02:29 - Steroids.
02:30 - No.
02:33 They can't do that.
02:34 I ain't gonna lie, I don't watch baseball.
02:36 - What?
02:37 - It's big where we from, but like, I mean,
02:41 I don't do all that shit.
02:44 - You love baseball.
02:45 - No, I don't.
02:46 - You hate painting.
02:47 - No, I like painting.
02:48 - What's the best part about paint?
02:50 Huffing it?
02:51 Stiffing it?
02:53 - You can, you do all that.
02:56 That's where your mind is, in the gutter.
02:58 - I'm from the gutter.
02:59 - You ain't from no gutter.
03:01 You're funny.
03:04 - Seriously though, you're blowing up.
03:08 - Yeah.
03:09 - Toilets?
03:10 - Maybe.
03:11 Now let's skip past that.
03:13 - How many BMs is the right amount for one person?
03:17 - You only need one baby mama.
03:18 - BM, bowel movement.
03:21 - Oh, I thought you said baby mama.
03:22 I mean, I think it's cool with that.
03:25 - You're sexy red.
03:26 - Sexy red's booty hole is?
03:29 - Brown.
03:29 - And everyone knows that.
03:30 - Yeah.
03:31 - Why do they know that?
03:32 - 'Cause it's true.
03:33 - How do you know, mirror or flexible?
03:35 - Both.
03:37 And I be having my phone going like this.
03:39 You do that?
03:40 - No.
03:41 - Why not?
03:42 - I haven't got around to taking asshole nudes yet.
03:44 - You don't be looking at yourself down there?
03:45 - No, I haven't.
03:46 - Booty holes?
03:49 - Brown.
03:50 - You wipe?
03:51 - Yeah.
03:52 That don't mean your booty hole
03:53 is not gonna be brown 'cause you wipe.
03:55 Everybody is two-toned, right or wrong.
03:58 Or is you just one color?
04:01 - Don't you think that people should be judged
04:03 based on the merit of their character
04:04 rather than their color?
04:06 - No.
04:07 If it's an ugly, nasty color
04:09 and it look this color right, then no.
04:11 Yeah, I'm judging.
04:13 - Is red your natural hair color or that's a surgery?
04:16 - Yeah, it's my natural hair color.
04:17 - Do you worry though that making red your brand,
04:20 do you worry you back yourself into a corner?
04:22 - Nah, why you say that?
04:24 - What if in the future, red becomes affiliated
04:27 with some type of violent, criminal,
04:30 nationwide organization?
04:33 - It already is.
04:35 - What?
04:35 - Bloods.
04:36 It don't make me none of them of mine.
04:42 - What about all these other female rappers?
04:45 You wanna kill them?
04:46 - Do I wanna kill them?
04:48 I'm gonna let them keep watching me turn up.
04:50 - Beyonce has the beehive.
04:52 Nicki Minaj has the Barbies.
04:55 What are Sexy Reds fans called?
04:57 - Hoochie babies.
04:58 - Hoochie babies.
04:59 - 'Cause I'm a hoochie mama.
05:00 I'm they mother.
05:01 - What if they didn't want them to call hoochies?
05:03 - They the ones came up with the name.
05:04 I ain't even feeling the name.
05:06 I would've said some other shit.
05:07 - What would you have said?
05:08 - I don't know.
05:09 - What if we come up with a name for your fans
05:11 that you would like?
05:13 - I don't know what I would call them right now.
05:14 - Yeah, this will do.
05:15 I'm gonna say a few things that could be red
05:17 and you tell me if this works or it doesn't work.
05:20 - Okay.
05:22 The lobsters.
05:23 - The lobsters, no.
05:24 I don't even like lobsters.
05:27 - Okay.
05:28 - Hell no.
05:29 - Moving on.
05:30 - Yeah.
05:31 - The communists.
05:31 - The communists.
05:32 - Is that a yes or a no?
05:33 - It's a fuck no.
05:35 Let me see, define.
05:36 A person who supports or believes
05:41 in the principles of communism.
05:43 You can't use the word in the definition.
05:47 - We agree on that.
05:48 - Okay, I still don't know what it mean.
05:50 - What about this?
05:51 - The Miranda rights.
05:52 - No, that's probably shit.
05:55 - They gotta be red.
05:56 What about her piece?
06:00 - What?
06:01 Fuck no.
06:02 - It's like it's yours, like her piece.
06:05 - That's what we're gonna call your fans.
06:07 - Both of them?
06:08 - Her piece.
06:08 - Well, it sounds like it, it's STDs or something.
06:11 - You know it do.
06:12 You sick for that.
06:13 (laughing)
06:15 (dramatic music)