• 6 months ago
Caleb Pressley | Sundae Conversation
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00:00 -Kai Sinat. -What's up?
00:03 -Did you ever think you'd hear those words?
00:05 -What, I think? -Did you?
00:06 -Oh, yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:09 -Do you ever blackmail anybody?
00:11 -Have I ever blackmailed anybody? Fuck no.
00:13 -Do you mind if we do a new segment presented by Raisin Canes?
00:16 -I mean, I don't mind at all.
00:18 -This new segment is called, "Is That a Blackmail or Is That Whitemail?"
00:24 -Okay.
00:26 -Jeffrey Epstein.
00:29 -That's a white male.
00:31 -Incorrect. Blackmail.
00:33 -He was blackmailing everybody. -Oh.
00:37 -He was blackmailing everyone. -Oh, okay.
00:39 -No, I'm saying, like, he's a white male, though.
00:41 -Well, he was. -Was, yeah.
00:43 -Do you talk politics on your show or do you stay away from that?
00:46 -I'm just, I'm not really into it. -Mm.
00:48 -Yeah. -Yeah.
00:49 -I like Obama, though. -Really?
00:50 -Yeah.
00:51 -Mm.
00:53 [laughter]
00:55 [laughter]
00:57 -I saw in another interview you said that you used to love a light Caesar.
01:02 Is that true?
01:03 -Oh, my gosh. Wow. My mom used to get that from me.
01:05 Yeah, I used to get light Caesars all day.
01:07 -Glenny Balls hates light Caesars.
01:09 -Who? Him? -Hates him.
01:11 -What you got against light Caesars? Let me see your haircut.
01:13 -I thought we were talking about Caesar salads.
01:15 -Wait. Caesar salad?
01:17 You like salad?
01:19 -I do, yeah.
01:20 -What does that mean?
01:21 -I thought we were talking about Caesar salad dressing.
01:22 -No, he's talking about my haircut.
01:24 -Oh, I thought we were talking about salad dressing.
01:25 -No, I used to get $5 haircuts, like...
01:27 -Do you think it's a little weird when grown men have long hair?
01:31 -No.
01:33 -It's a little off, isn't it?
01:34 -You have long hair.
01:36 -Isn't long hair for women and baseball hats for bald people?
01:40 -It's not weird for somebody to have long hair.
01:45 -Why do you think there's not more women with bald spots?
01:47 Or do you think there are a lot of women with bald spots, but they just stay inside?
01:51 -I think everybody has bald spots. There's no way that women just don't have bald spots.
01:55 I think they probably just stay inside.
01:58 -And is that why you wear a hat all the time?
02:00 -I wear a hat because...
02:04 I got a big...
02:06 My forehead's pretty big.
02:07 -Can I see it?
02:09 I don't think it's that big.
02:12 -Oh, it's not?
02:13 Oh, okay, damn.
02:14 Appreciate you.
02:15 -Has anyone ever mispronounced your name?
02:18 -Hell yeah!
02:19 Hell yeah!
02:20 Drake does it all the time.
02:21 -What does he say?
02:22 -Sanat. Kai Sanat.
02:23 Can you believe that shit?
02:25 -Kai Sanat.
02:26 How do you think we should say it?
02:28 -Kai Sanat!
02:29 It's Kai Sanat.
02:30 Drake says Kai Sanat.
02:32 -You know, Glennie Balls is a good friend of Drake.
02:33 -Are you?
02:34 -I met him one time.
02:35 -Really?
02:36 -We went to dinner.
02:37 -Oh my gosh.
02:38 -It was fun.
02:39 -And how do you like his, like, how do you like him?
02:40 -I love his vibe.
02:41 He's great. Good guy.
02:42 -Who do you think has more aura? Drake or...
02:45 Kendrick?
02:46 -Drake.
02:47 -But you're married to the game.
02:49 True or false?
02:50 You're married to the game.
02:51 -Black Ops 2? 2K?
02:52 -Hate it or love it, dog.
02:53 The dogs are on top.
02:54 I'm gonna shine, homie, until my heart stops.
02:57 -Yeah, that's a pretty good song.
02:58 I know that song.
02:59 -So that's a rumor.
03:00 You guys are not together.
03:01 -Oh, the game!
03:02 Like, the person.
03:03 Oh.
03:04 I've never met him.
03:05 -There's so many rumors about people like you.
03:07 I don't know what to believe or what not to believe.
03:08 -Yeah, but where are you getting these rumors from?
03:09 -The Guardian.
03:10 -Who the fuck is The Guardian?
03:12 -I have a subscription.
03:16 -You -- and correct me if I'm wrong --
03:18 you invented the term or the word "riz."
03:22 -It got popularized by me.
03:24 Me and my friends said it a lot.
03:26 We started saying "riz" together,
03:27 so it definitely was in our friend group,
03:29 and then brought it to the Internet, and...
03:31 -Do you think you have riz?
03:33 Is that something you -- Do you have riz?
03:34 -I think I got some riz.
03:35 Hell, yeah.
03:36 I do.
03:37 -Can I put you to a challenge?
03:38 -I mean, why not?
03:39 -Okay, do you mind if we do a new segment
03:41 presented by Raising Canes?
03:42 -Yes.
03:43 Oh, I -- No, I don't mind.
03:45 -Okay, good.
03:46 This new segment is called
03:48 "Put the Inventor of Riz to a Riz Challenge."
03:51 -I mean, okay.
03:52 -Is that cool?
03:53 -Yeah, that's fine.
03:54 -Okay, so I have someone in my phone
03:56 who I think is probably impossible.
04:00 -To riz.
04:01 -Well, not impossible, but it's gonna be --
04:03 It's not just for your amateur person.
04:04 -Okay.
04:05 -And it's okay if I call him?
04:06 -Yeah, call him.
04:07 It's all about confidence.
04:08 Do you think I'll be able to --
04:09 -I'm confident in you.
04:10 -Yeah, who is this?
04:11 Who you calling?
04:12 You got to be calling, like, Oprah
04:14 or, like...
04:17 Who are you calling?
04:20 -Hello?
04:23 -How you doing? Hello?
04:25 -Hi, it's Claudia.
04:26 -Oh, how you doing? It's Kai.
04:27 -Jesus Christ.
04:28 -Hi, how are you?
04:29 -What's going on, Claudia?
04:31 -Nothing much. What's going on with you?
04:32 -I'm doing good.
04:33 I'm just here eating some --
04:34 You know, just chilling with my friends right now
04:36 and stuff like that.
04:37 I just wanted to call you real quick.
04:38 -Are you taking care of my baby?
04:40 -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:41 I just wanted to call you real quick.
04:42 What you doing?
04:43 -What you want to tell me?
04:44 -How beautiful you are.
04:45 -Oh, how did you know?
04:46 I'm sure my son told you.
04:48 -Yeah, he has. He has.
04:49 He -- Yeah, he says you're great.
04:51 Wait, wait. This is your --
04:54 This is your mom?
04:55 -Yeah.
04:56 -Oh, fuck.
04:57 [ Laughter ]
04:58 Oh, ah, okay, this is awkward.
04:59 Oh.
05:01 Uh, they called me to, uh,
05:03 just to let you know that real quick.
05:05 -Oh, well, thank you, sweetheart.
05:07 That's very nice of you.
05:08 -What are you doing for the rest of the day?
05:10 -I'm going home.
05:11 -Relax.
05:12 -Okay, all right.
05:13 All right, bye.
05:14 -Have a good day.
05:15 -All right, goodbye, Claudia.
05:16 -Bye, love you.
05:17 -Love you, too.
05:18 -Why would you do that?
05:20 -I didn't know he was doing that.
05:22 -I just wanted to see if you had a brace.
05:24 -His mom?
05:25 -How do you think it went?
05:26 -Terrible. It was awkward as shit.
05:27 -She's happily married.
05:28 -Yeah, yeah, well, it's like --
05:30 -I told you it was gonna be hard.
05:32 (laughing)
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