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Caleb Pressley | Sundae Conversation
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00:00 Kirk Herbstreet.
00:02 Yes or no, the Seminoles got their spot stolen?
00:08 No.
00:10 Why then are they allowed to operate casinos on the land?
00:17 I didn't even, you know what? It's a fair point.
00:25 The transfer portal, NIL, what are the rule changes?
00:30 It just changed today while we're filming.
00:33 Before you could only transfer once, and then you had to graduate, and then you could go as many times as you want.
00:38 I think you can now transfer more than once.
00:41 Why is it fair that anybody can transfer to any school they want, but when Glennie Balls wants to go around any school within a thousand feet, it's breaking his probation?
00:52 He'd have to tell you that. I don't know the answer to that.
00:55 I just don't think it's fair, Glennie.
00:56 I'm the same, I guess.
00:58 I don't think it's fair.
01:00 That's a mean joke.
01:02 Don't you think that the big institutions with the big money have an advantage?
01:09 Seems like they got more to give out.
01:13 But is college really the time to teach these kids about how the real world works?
01:21 I mean, really.
01:23 I think so, yeah.
01:26 You know, when you have kids, you'd love for them to be able to learn about things, like the stock market and how to have a checking account.
01:36 Taxes?
01:37 Taxes would be great.
01:38 The only thing I know about taxes is that we save Glennie Balls hundreds of thousands of dollars a year.
01:43 By keeping them away from the schools?
01:45 By not paying them millions of dollars.
01:47 What do you mean?
01:49 You're welcome.
01:50 Tax evasion?
01:51 Because we don't pay you millions of dollars a year, you don't have to pay the IRS hundreds of thousands of dollars.
01:56 You're welcome.
01:59 How about that?
02:00 Appreciate that.
02:02 Do you mind if we do a new segment sponsored by Raising Cane's?
02:06 Yeah.
02:07 I'm going to give you a mascot.
02:10 These are real college mascots that I looked up on Wikipedia.
02:14 You tell me, is that mascot problematic? Or is that mascot okay?
02:20 Is it okay?
02:21 Let's start with this. The Academy of Art University Urban Knights.
02:27 I think that's okay.
02:30 The Ithaca Bombers.
02:33 Absolutely. That's great.
02:35 If Lee Corso was going to wear the headgear of the Bombers, what would that look like?
02:41 I think it's a guy that looks like he's flying an airplane.
02:45 And Sean McDermott loves him.
02:47 Is that true?
02:49 I don't know.
02:50 I don't know.
02:51 If Lee Corso was going to wear the headgear for the Galveston Whitecaps...
02:56 Whitecaps?
02:57 Would you help him poke eyeholes in the headgear?
02:59 I will help him do. Just like you guys help each other, I would help him out.
03:03 For the Whitecaps?
03:05 I don't know. What is the Whitecaps?
03:08 I don't know.
03:10 What do you think it is, Glameballs?
03:12 You know what it is. You know what I'm thinking.
03:15 What are you thinking?
03:16 Nothing.
03:17 I'm thinking at the top of the wave, the Whitecaps.
03:19 Okay.
03:20 You were the voice of one of the best video games of all time. Do you remember that?
03:27 I do.
03:28 And there's rumors, rumors, they might be bringing that thing back.
03:33 Do you have any inside information?
03:38 I'm hearing the same...
03:40 Rumors.
03:41 Rumors.
03:42 When EA Sports decided not to pay all those players all that money, did you get any of that in your paycheck?
03:47 Very little.
03:48 It would surprise you.
03:51 Really?
03:52 We spent hours doing those voiceover work.
03:54 Well, you have to come up with a line to say about every single situation.
03:58 How does that go? What's the process of that like?
04:01 It's about a folder about that thick. You just, one page at a time, go through it.
04:07 Do you mind if we do a new segment presented by Raising Canes?
04:09 That'd be great.
04:10 Take this cup, you can turn it, flip it upside down. That's your mic.
04:15 You're recording for EA Sports, and I'm going to give you a situation, and you tell me the line you would say.
04:23 Okay.
04:25 You ready?
04:26 Got things working?
04:28 Yeah.
04:29 Okay. First one.
04:30 A coach is cussing out a referee.
04:35 Looks like the coach is lost his cool.
04:37 A fight breaks out on the field.
04:39 Looks like number 75 and number 52 are going at each other right now.
04:43 Ebola breaks out on the field.
04:46 I'm leaving the stadium.
04:48 There's a streaker.
04:49 Like, there's a streaker on the field? We can't show it?
04:52 There's a streaker on the field, and they have a bush.
04:55 Streaker on the field.
05:01 There's a streaker on the field, and it's Reggie Bush, and he's out there for 45 minutes because no one can tackle him.
05:05 Reggie Bush is out on the field naked. Nobody can stop him.
05:10 Stop him from doing what?
05:21 Getting caught and being streaking.
05:24 Okay, thanks, Kurt.
05:29 Yeah, yeah.
05:30 Thanks.
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