• 8 months ago
Caleb Pressley | Sundae Conversation
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00:00 International DJ and incredible pianist.
00:04 Kygo.
00:06 That's right.
00:07 Where in Norway are you from?
00:08 It's Bergen on the West Coast.
00:11 Does that bother you that Americans try to claim burgers as American cuisine?
00:16 I don't think burgers are from Bergen, but if they was...
00:20 Where do you think they're from?
00:21 Hamburg, maybe?
00:23 Hamburgers are from Hamburg.
00:28 Where are hot dogs from?
00:30 I have no clue, man. No clue.
00:31 Is it true that in Norway in the summer sometimes there's only one hour of darkness?
00:37 It's true, yeah.
00:38 Northern Norway, there's basically no darkness.
00:40 The sun never goes down.
00:42 Do you feel like you have enough time to rob?
00:44 If that was what I was doing...
00:46 Hands up!
00:47 You say that a lot, don't you?
00:50 I say it all the time.
00:51 How do you say it?
00:52 Put your fucking hands up!
00:53 Maybe, like, louder.
00:55 I was screaming more from stage.
00:56 How do you think you'd do in jail?
00:58 Not good.
00:59 You think there's a lot of penis in jail?
01:01 Yeah. Yeah. Definitely.
01:04 That can get tricky, can't it?
01:06 It can be pretty tricky, I think, yeah.
01:08 You guys like to be in the sauna. Is that true?
01:11 We do. I think it's more Finland that loves saunas.
01:14 Finnish saunas.
01:15 Finnish saunas.
01:16 Swedish massage.
01:17 Swedish massage.
01:18 So you guys don't even have anything cool.
01:20 We have, you know, just nature.
01:22 Is saying that you have a lot of nature another way of saying you don't have any buildings?
01:26 We have some old, like, there's some, like, wooden churches.
01:30 There's some nice stuff you can see.
01:33 Trolls. Have you heard about them?
01:34 Yes.
01:35 Sometimes people say Gleam Ball's a troll.
01:38 Maybe a descendant of some...
01:42 A descendant of a troll?
01:44 That's the meanest thing anyone's ever said to me.
01:47 I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like that.
01:49 Were your ancestors Vikings?
01:51 I haven't checked my family tree.
01:53 I don't think it goes back that far, as I know.
01:56 Do you think the Vikings would do anything without cousins?
01:58 With your cousins?
02:00 Kirk.
02:01 I have no clue.
02:02 Is it true that you not only celebrate, but you throw a party every September 11th?
02:09 Well, it is my birthday, so...
02:14 Is it true or not?
02:15 Not for, you know, other reasons.
02:17 What other reasons?
02:18 You know, stuff that's going on in the world.
02:21 But you party every day. Every day of the calendar year, you party.
02:24 That's your lifestyle.
02:25 Because I've got to look at it as a job as well. I can't really...
02:28 You know who else's job it is to perform at parties?
02:31 Clowns.
02:32 What's worse for you to play, funerals or circumcisions?
02:37 I haven't played neither of those, so...
02:41 Oh, you don't believe in circumcision?
02:43 I'm not saying I don't believe it.
02:44 Is that just a religious thing, or that's just a personal preference?
02:46 I don't care.
02:47 I'm not saying I don't believe it. I'm just saying...
02:49 Do you have like a... Is there like a party for that?
02:51 That's a good question.
02:52 If you were going to play one song for a circumcision, what would it be?
02:57 It's way too hot and you need to cut it.
03:00 I like that one. That one. That one.
03:03 Sometimes Glittery Balls impresses me.
03:05 Yeah.
03:06 Do you mind if we do a new segment presented by Pink Whitney?
03:10 Let's go.
03:11 Do you like to read?
03:12 I read from time to time.
03:13 Nerd.
03:14 Nerd.
03:15 How do you deal with disobedient fans?
03:19 I don't necessarily...
03:21 No, but fans, if you say, "Three, two, one, everybody jump," and they don't jump, how do you beat their ass?
03:27 I get pissed off.
03:28 You get pissed off.
03:29 Yeah.
03:30 That piss you off?
03:31 I look at their face, I recognize their face, and I find them on social media and I send them like a hate message.
03:35 (laughs)
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