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00:00Barstool Sports, New Amsterdam Vodka.
00:02We here in New York City, the nicest.
00:04Make some noise, y'all.
00:06Yeah!
00:09I am your host, Organic.
00:11Big shout out to the nicest guy in the room,
00:13the guy that made this one possible.
00:14Make some noise for Roan, y'all.
00:16Yeah!
00:20We got, I mean, we have New Amsterdam Vodka.
00:22You know that it's a special night
00:24if we have the New Amsterdam Absolute.
00:26It's flowing, you know what I mean?
00:27It's pouring from our pores.
00:29It's delicious.
00:30You know how big of a night this is
00:31because Ur's even in the building, bro.
00:33Wow!
00:34Yeah!
00:35Thank you!
00:35Thank you!
00:36Wow!
00:37Wow!
00:38It's crazy, Sharone's trousers are on his butt.
00:41Sharone's got the skinny jeans for the occasion, bro.
00:44It's legendary.
00:45Yeah, he got the trousers.
00:46The other nicest guy in the room.
00:48Listen, I'm here.
00:49I feel like Teddy Lewis.
00:50It's about to be Ric Flair versus Sting.
00:51It's about to be Seth Rollins versus Roman Reigns,
00:54y'all just know what I'm talking about.
00:55I just wanna see history, bro.
00:56This is the trimegee of my trimegees, you feel me?
00:59Let's go, let's go, let's get it, let's get it.
01:05Ayo, battler to my right, introduce yourself.
01:09What up, y'all?
01:10Illmaculate's sidekick, Thesaurus.
01:12Hey!
01:13Hey!
01:13Hey!
01:14Hey!
01:15Come on!
01:16Battler to my left, introduce yourself.
01:19It's Illmat, RIP past stay, young name.
01:22I'm gonna call it like it is.
01:24Let's go, winter's coming.
01:25Any of you guys wanna be kind enough
01:27to let the other go first?
01:28I'll go first.
01:29There you go.
01:29Aw.
01:30You're nice enough to let that happen?
01:31As a gentleman.
01:32My heart is full.
01:33It's my pal.
01:34Pal's forever.
01:35Red one, it's on Thesaurus.
01:36Let's get nice, let's go.
01:38All right, look.
01:40I could've never guessed that when we met,
01:43we'd start reshaping everything.
01:46Or that what we do would put us
01:49in the Hall of Fame eventually.
01:51Now, trying to mention my name
01:53without even saying Gregory's
01:56is like what Degeneration X would be
01:58without Triple H's pedigree.
02:02Our heads could be on Rushmore
02:03from the paths we've taken separately,
02:05but we saved an industry
02:07and gave it symmetry to make our legacy.
02:10Brought a new element to the table,
02:12so if you studied basic chemistry,
02:14you'd understand why our bond
02:16was the one that changed the energy.
02:18Oh, no.
02:20Nobody's ancient history can catch the likes of ours.
02:24You got a question about booking us?
02:26Okay.
02:26Ask the guy in charge.
02:30He's the mastermind.
02:32Me, I just matched the rhyming parts.
02:34To be...
02:36Facts.
02:38I just matched the rhyming parts.
02:40To be frank, it was always Sonny
02:42with Mac behind the bars.
02:44Ooh.
02:46Y'all know what rhymes with generosity?
02:49What?
02:50You've never lost to me.
02:55Unless it's robbery.
03:00He said, unless it's robbery.
03:03You tell your friends the truth
03:05even when it hurts, and I respect the honesty.
03:08Endless modesty, even though you're better off
03:11than everybody economically.
03:14And you let us all live for free
03:16on your 11 rental properties?
03:18Look, y'all don't even know how generous
03:21the Immaculate can be.
03:22He'd give you the T-shirt off his back
03:24if you needed a napkin for a sneeze.
03:29I've seen him, I've seen him walk,
03:32I've seen him walk,
03:34I've seen him walk through freeway traffic
03:37to help an animal in need.
03:39I've seen him trade himself for a prison inmate
03:42asking to be freed.
03:45I let him watch my condo when I went camping for a week.
03:49Came back, he handed me the keys
03:50to a new mansion on the beach.
03:54But wait, what?
03:57But wait, what happened to my condo?
04:01Did it just vanish in the breeze?
04:03Nope, Robin Hood here sold it for a profit
04:06and didn't ask for any fees.
04:09I actually believe that's just who the guy is.
04:12He bought a new whip,
04:13just gave it to some dude with five kids.
04:16Last time he came through to my crib,
04:18he showed up uninvited just to put food in my fridge
04:22because he knew I liked ribs.
04:25And I did.
04:28Incredible friend, I love him just like a brother.
04:31Got two rings together and if we wanted,
04:33we'd get us another.
04:35There ain't no topping this combo.
04:37We got everything covered,
04:39that's why we're always next to each other.
04:41It's the real ketchup and mustard.
04:48Free the big homie butter, time.
04:50Let's get kind, bro, come on.
04:53Let's go.
04:55It's our nail back, let's get it.
04:56Yo, we get money,
05:00me and Thesaurus break bread,
05:03outside battle rap.
05:05I like to say it's my pleasure.
05:07Getting paper from investors,
05:09I mean, you said ketchup and mustard
05:12and in a way it was clever
05:14because no matter who's eating,
05:16we at the table together, I mean.
05:19Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
05:28Shower him with praise.
05:29They messed the order up.
05:32Y'all saw it firsthand, check it.
05:34Put some respect on his name.
05:36Like Birdman said.
05:37Cause if it's truly age before beauty,
05:40you'd be going first and second.
05:47Stupid, I'm handsome, motherfucker.
05:48He's stupid.
05:49Meet Thesaurus, Peter Morris.
05:54For giving him his flowers, you'd need a florist.
05:59Calla lilies, gardenias, peonies, and orchids.
06:02To even give this man his flowers,
06:04you would need a florist.
06:07Meet Thesaurus, pool shark,
06:09plays cards, guitar, and can sing a chorus.
06:12A seven day residency at Caesars,
06:15only time he's had a weak performance.
06:21Mom, you know who this is?
06:23Peter Morris.
06:25Y'all act like y'all don't know who the gold is.
06:28Man plays high stakes poker with no chips.
06:32No limit hold'em, no risk.
06:36World series bracelet, both risks.
06:39Final table, so tense, all in.
06:42Oh shit, his opponent showed a royal flush in his hand.
06:45He showed his, said,
06:47ha ha ha, jack high, go fish.
06:52Cold shit.
06:54Yo, I seen Thesaurus in a casino.
06:57The players and staff watched.
06:59I seen Thesaurus in a casino.
07:01The players and staff watched.
07:03The pit boss opened the cage
07:04and begged them to play with the cash drop.
07:06He casually walked past a stretch of vacant unmanned slots.
07:10The lights flashed, bells rang, instantaneous jackpots.
07:14Ha ha ha ha.
07:16True story.
07:17It's true, it's true.
07:18He is a walking win-win.
07:20Is Thesaurus a gambling man?
07:23You can bet your ass, just not against him.
07:26Ha ha ha ha.
07:27Ha ha ha ha.
07:30Lost his virginity and hasn't lost again since.
07:33He's different.
07:34Mm, talk.
07:36He's different.
07:38Talk.
07:40What?
07:42He is different.
07:44Man joined DraftKings.
07:46It was, it was bad for the scene.
07:48NBA, NFL, bend out like a gambling ring.
07:52Cause when Thesaurus drafts players in his fantasy league,
07:55they'd rather play for him than the actual team.
08:00He's goaded.
08:02I'm talking, I'm talking true goat stees
08:05on the strip beating chicks off
08:06with a stick dripped out in a two-tone fleece.
08:09New crib in the pools OD, lamping in a huge home free.
08:13Landlord lets him pay rent and you owe me.
08:16Ha ha ha ha.
08:18Sheesh.
08:20Height of masculinity, the pinnacle.
08:24He told me losers never get lucky.
08:27Winners do.
08:29But that's how humble he is.
08:31Commendable.
08:32Cause Thesaurus never gets lucky.
08:34The women do.
08:35Mm, mm.
08:39Ready?
08:43How could you be cynical?
08:45I mean, nah, he isn't lucky.
08:47There's an art to luck that he's skilled in.
08:49So here's an experiment to prove
08:52this motherfucker is brilliant.
08:54I wrote down a number on this paper
08:57between one and a million.
08:59Guess.
09:01I'm gonna go with one.
09:02Exactly.
09:03You are one in a million.
09:05Oh!
09:07Let's go!
09:11Fire.
09:12Fire.
09:13Oh my God.
09:14That's nice!
09:15No exaggeration.
09:18I say what I mean and mean what I actually say.
09:21Shit, I just found out this was a compliment battle today.
09:24Tom.
09:32Back to it, Thesaurus.
09:33It's getting nicer.
09:35He said I'm the luckiest man alive
09:38in them bars you spitting.
09:41He's right.
09:43I'm so lucky the greatest author since Charles Dickens
09:46wanted me to partner with him.
09:48Ooh.
09:50Y'all probably thought we became a team
09:53because of the wordsmiths we are.
09:56But I didn't even know he rapped.
09:58I hadn't heard any bars.
10:00I just assumed that he was such a solid person at heart
10:04that I offered to work free of charge
10:06as his security guard.
10:10True.
10:11He said, you're hired.
10:12I'm like, damn, well, thanks.
10:14What time do I start?
10:15Do I have to change?
10:16He said, come back at eight.
10:17I'm like, I got plans today.
10:19He said, can it wait?
10:19I said, well, I did offer, so yeah, okay.
10:24Came back at 7.59, because I'm a man of my word.
10:27Asked for Greg.
10:28He said, come in, yo, I was thinking that you'd flake.
10:31Grab a plate.
10:31I said, you're having steak and pink caviar?
10:35Like salmon eggs?
10:37I didn't know you were a man of taste.
10:39Have a glass of cabernet.
10:41We carried on with that exchange for several hours
10:44before the pattern changed.
10:48I remember that.
10:49I remember that.
10:50Remember?
10:51I remember that.
10:52It was crazy.
10:52I remember that.
10:53Each and every hand-picked phrase
10:57just so happened to match the same.
10:59Finally, I'm like, yo, hear me out.
11:02There's this world rap championship
11:08with $10,000 that they have at stake,
11:12and I'm pretty sure you taught me how to rap
11:14just based on this one conversation that we've had today.
11:20He said, hold up, 10 grand they're paying?
11:22I said, yep, I think that that's the play,
11:24and in that moment, the pact was made.
11:26Wonder Twins activate.
11:28I remember.
11:29I remember that.
11:31I remember that.
11:34That's crazy.
11:35That's the day we raised the bar
11:37instead of leaving you in limbo
11:39and formed the team that made you feel
11:41like you got beat by two of Kimbo.
11:44They marveled as they saw us get big green like Lou Ferrigno
11:48and looked at language differently
11:50after they seen this Duolingo.
11:56We proved to people,
11:58we proved to people we could be the best in the biz,
12:01but if we ain't connect like we did,
12:03I wouldn't ever exist, so respectfully,
12:06I think the greatest compliment you can give
12:09is not to speak highly on my name without mentioning his.
12:15Crazy.
12:16Crazy.
12:17You know what I'm saying?
12:19You know what I'm saying?
12:21It's crazy how we met like that.
12:23Hey, I'm too.
12:24It's on now, Mac.
12:25Let's get it.
12:26Such a crazy way to meet somebody.
12:28I remember that conversation.
12:30That was crazy, right?
12:31I can't believe I remembered it.
12:33I wouldn't have been able to quote it word for word.
12:35That's wild.
12:36That's why you're the GOAT.
12:38I wrote this stress-free on the couch.
12:43Waved my feet, did it for free.
12:45That's what an MC is about.
12:47Didn't even get a plane ticket.
12:49Rode here on a 10-speed.
12:51Been 12 weeks since I bounced.
12:54Now why would I do that to watch you rap
12:57from the best seat in the house?
13:06Yo, I got to the venue
13:08and had to fucking wait when I wasn't late.
13:10Name wasn't even on the list.
13:12They just scribbled down,
13:13what's his face?
13:15Then Thesaurus strolled in,
13:17they gave him VIP drink tickets
13:19and a couple eights.
13:20He passed through the metal detector
13:21without removing the belt from his waist.
13:23Then security dapped him
13:25and handed him a gun and mace
13:26and whispered, just in case.
13:33Another true story.
13:34Never know.
13:35That happened.
13:36Now you see that laugh?
13:37Yo, that laughter is a distraction.
13:40It's a top three defense.
13:43Dog, that smile has got me convinced
13:46those aren't dimples,
13:48they're God's fingerprints.
13:53Insane.
13:56The man.
13:58The man.
13:59The myth, the legend.
14:01God carved you out of marble
14:03with a chisel set
14:04just to give his blessing.
14:05He did it with intention.
14:06I think those dimples
14:08are just a little reference
14:09to how your smile
14:10makes such a big impression.
14:12I mean,
14:14is it just me?
14:16Or, for dimples like that,
14:19I'd trade a dozen of Jack's beans.
14:26That's the most absurd setup ever.
14:31For dimples like that,
14:32I'd trade a dozen of Jack's beans.
14:35You know it's precious
14:36when your smile is so infectious
14:38it should come with a vaccine.
14:42I wouldn't take it.
14:55Laughs so contagious,
14:56it'd make me an anti-vaxxer.
14:59And when they guilt trip
15:00and ask why I didn't get
15:01the jab out answer,
15:02it's a laughing matter.
15:06I'll take the social bad credit
15:09in exchange for that
15:10contagious laugh
15:11in hopes I can get it.
15:14Shh, I won't make too many jokes.
15:16We can't spread it.
15:17Fuck around and cause
15:18a global pandemic.
15:19Stand for something!
15:21I said stand for something.
15:23He's heroic.
15:25Working with the source
15:26was an earth and a gold mine.
15:28The credit is his.
15:29I wouldn't have shit
15:31if it weren't for his cosign.
15:33Y'all thought I'd be up here
15:34spittin' battle verses
15:35this whole time,
15:36but I just picked
15:37random entries
15:38from my journal
15:39since 0-9.
15:42And don't ask about
15:43my top three.
15:45Just know that you're
15:46top two.
15:48And not two.
15:50I mean,
15:51I said don't ask
15:52about my top three.
15:54Just know that you're
15:55top two.
15:56And not two.
15:58All that shit
15:59Chilla Jones rapped earlier?
16:00Not true.
16:02Yeah,
16:03the contract said
16:04I can't diss this man.
16:06Not true.
16:09What?
16:10What?
16:12So what?
16:13Get your macros up.
16:16He said get your macros up.
16:21Look,
16:22Thesaurus is a legend,
16:24but real sick is trash.
16:29Roan is the man,
16:30but real sick is trash.
16:33This crowd is the shit,
16:35but real sick is trash.
16:37So y'all already know
16:38my slogan,
16:39real sick is trash.
16:41You're right.
16:53Round three.
16:55Let's get it.
16:56New incident by
16:57almost as legendary
16:58as these two.
16:59Let's go.
17:00I'm not trash.
17:07Rebuttal gang crazy.
17:08Rebuttal gang crazy.
17:12Rebuttal gang crazy.
17:15Alright.
17:16Y'all brought the team
17:17back together
17:18on some
17:1907 vibes.
17:21But he's done shit
17:22I can't believe
17:23with my own set of eyes.
17:26He's got
17:27there ain't a skill set
17:28on this planet
17:29that he don't specialize.
17:31The only person
17:32more interesting
17:33than the Dos Equis guy.
17:36Multifaceted.
17:37Rappin' ain't
17:38his only enterprise.
17:39It must be overwhelming.
17:41Everywhere you go
17:42you're recognized.
17:43This is facts only folks.
17:45I ain't known
17:46for telling lies.
17:47He won Scribble Jam
17:4820 years ago.
17:50Today he's only 25.
17:57He's already
17:58got an empire
17:59and he's barely
18:00getting started.
18:01Got his fingers
18:02in so many pots
18:03he's clearly
18:04meant for stardom.
18:05Battles.
18:06Albums.
18:07TV shows.
18:08A graphic novel.
18:09I beg your pardon
18:10and he still
18:11finds time
18:12to put the family
18:13in his cartoons
18:14like Seth MacFarlane?
18:17What?
18:18Dog.
18:19We're the dynamic duo.
18:20Ain't no one
18:21stopping hardly.
18:22The world's
18:23smallest army
18:24trying to overthrow
18:25the oligarchy.
18:26Shrek and Donkey.
18:27Dwight Schrute
18:28and Michael Scott
18:29at an office party.
18:30John Lennon
18:31and Paul McCartney.
18:32Rick and Morty.
18:33Doc and Marty.
18:34Dog.
18:36Dog.
18:37We'll always
18:38be the greatest duo.
18:39That message
18:40is not lost.
18:41They put 100 teams
18:42in front of us.
18:43Every one of them
18:44got washed.
18:45A Hattori Hanzo
18:46sword against
18:47semis and sawed-offs.
18:48And I'll protect him
18:49at all costs
18:50like a Mexican
18:51mob boss.
18:54It always
18:55bothered me.
18:56It always
18:57bothered me
18:58how you would
18:59never get accredited.
19:00Just because
19:01I was more outspoken
19:02you weren't
19:03any less competitive.
19:05And every time
19:06that I let my emotions
19:07get the best of it
19:08your level-headedness
19:09made you
19:10the better
19:11representative.
19:13They never
19:14give you your
19:15flowers.
19:16So now, Ill,
19:17I'm about to.
19:18You're one of the
19:19realest people
19:20in my life.
19:21And that's what
19:22life really amounts to.
19:23What we contributed
19:24to battle rap
19:25has clearly
19:26given it value.
19:27But I'm proud
19:28of my dog.
19:29I couldn't have
19:30fuckin' did it
19:31without you.
19:32That's my guy,
19:33bro.
19:34You know what I'm
19:35sayin'?
19:36That's my guy,
19:37bro.
19:38That's my fuckin'
19:39guy.
19:40That's my dog.
19:41That's my guy,
19:42bro.
19:43You know what I'm
19:44sayin'?
19:45That's my guy,
19:46bro.
19:47No lies told.
19:48She made me
19:49emotional.
19:50Dogs.
19:51That's my brother,
19:52man.
19:53That's family,
19:54man.
19:55Let's cry
19:56together.
19:57Hold it down.
19:58Real shit.
19:59What could I say
20:00to that?
20:01Man,
20:02fuck the
20:03sores.
20:04No,
20:05really.
20:06Ladies.
20:07Fuck the
20:08sores.
20:09Look.
20:10All joke,
20:11look.
20:12All jokes
20:13aside,
20:14I had
20:15angles.
20:16But how
20:17many
20:18angles
20:19do I
20:20have?
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23:49but let's let's let's be honest your round what your round was incredible
23:57there's no dispute in that so just to prove I'm nice I save room in mind for
24:03you to rap oh you ready let's go are y'all ready
24:09just like old times I was gonna do let's go I look what would you rhyme with this
24:16shit we epitomized and built off it the business we legitimize for real profit
24:24the championship runs they've seen a million times and still watch it big
24:29surprise we still got it
24:37all right hold on let's make it more challenging let's take up Gannett give
24:43us a random word Chelsea music hall okay Chelsea Chelsea music hall Chelsea
24:51hey they've said your name and didn't even have to tell me who's involved and
24:55I and I know exactly who I can count on to help me through this all we're the
25:11only two options like question true or false I said we're always undeterred
25:28when it's time to up the urgency under pressure were otherworldly wait the
25:32reason they put this whole event together just occurred to me we've
25:36always complimented each other perfectly