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00:00All right, everybody, welcome back to the Snack Boys.
00:03I'm Eddie.
00:03On the other end is Clem.
00:04And in between us is Chris Clemmer.
00:06And today, we will be reviewing Oreo's Coca-Cola
00:10with Popping Candy and Oreo Coke Zero Limited Edition.
00:15Clemmer, welcome.
00:16This is very exciting.
00:17Yeah, I mean, listen, you are a noted soda pop guy.
00:23Yeah, I'm not like, so Frank will try
00:25all sorts of different kinds.
00:27I prefer Coke.
00:28I like Pepsi, too.
00:29Coke and Pepsi are my favorite, so I'm
00:30kind of the standard bearer.
00:32Like, I don't go too off the crazy grid here.
00:35You're known as a freaky eater.
00:36Do you like Oreos, though?
00:37I do.
00:38I do.
00:39OK.
00:39You don't eat them in a weird way, do you?
00:42We have you, you know, cutting a chicken wing.
00:44Yeah, I will sometimes like to, no, yeah, I guess it,
00:48I open it up, people do that, right?
00:50That's normal.
00:50I don't think, what other weird way can you do it?
00:52Like, rub it on my face, I don't do it all crazy.
00:53If you, like, broke it in half, and rubbed it on your face,
00:55I don't know.
00:56No, I'll take the thing off.
00:57Smash it and scoop it with your hand.
00:59I think if I was going to do a taste test,
01:00I would try to eat it like normal.
01:03Like, the right way, because I think
01:04I'd try to be like how everybody else eats it.
01:05This is the good thing of the Snack Boys.
01:06You can do it as many ways as you want,
01:08because we could eat that whole box,
01:09and no one could tell us, nope, I'm a, well,
01:11you might look like us by the end of the day.
01:13Maybe they should.
01:15So are we going, we're going Oreo first, right?
01:18You want to go with the cookie first?
01:19Yeah, that's fine with me.
01:20Right, because obviously the beverage, you wash it down.
01:22This doesn't have it.
01:23It doesn't have the tab?
01:24No, it doesn't have it.
01:25What are we doing here?
01:26I'm telling you, you don't.
01:29I'm offended that you thought I didn't know.
01:31Is that right there?
01:32I'm looking at it, it's just a light reflection.
01:34Oh, I couldn't see it.
01:35Oh!
01:36That's one for the good guys.
01:39I couldn't see it.
01:41Just have respect for Oreo, Ignatiy.
01:43I couldn't see it, I'm sorry.
01:44So.
01:45They're double stuffed, right?
01:46Can I say this right off the bat?
01:48Yeah.
01:48Before we do it, it smells a little bit like soda.
01:50Oh my God.
01:51That's a good, I can smell it from here.
01:53Oh, the red side.
01:54Oh my God.
01:55The red side smells like Coke.
01:56Really?
01:57Ooh.
01:59Boys, let's have ourselves a one.
02:00Oh, this is interesting.
02:01I like this.
02:02So the red has the Coke, like the logo, the two bottles.
02:06And then this, I like that it's different.
02:07American institutions right here.
02:09Oreo, Coca-Cola.
02:10I like detail on things.
02:12It even has the little swirl, the Coke.
02:14How about this?
02:15Like the swirl.
02:15They have different logos.
02:16Mine is the old school Coca-Cola logo.
02:18Oh my God.
02:19That's really cool.
02:20I like this.
02:21Showing off this.
02:22Oh, what did you?
02:22This is different too.
02:23This is like the Coke from the 80s.
02:25I don't know if people can see this.
02:27This is very, I love the little things like that.
02:30That makes me happy.
02:31Have you ever had like drink, eat chocolate
02:34and then wash it down with a Coke?
02:35Oh yeah.
02:36That's what I'm expecting this to taste like.
02:38All right.
02:39I don't know how I feel
02:39because Eddie's giving me a weird vibe.
02:41I heard about the taste
02:42and Clemmer's looking at it like it's a museum.
02:43No, I got the old logo from-
02:45I get excited about it.
02:46That's good, no?
02:47I know.
02:48You gotta enjoy things.
02:49That's good to eat.
02:50Thanks.
02:51I appreciate it.
02:53Wait for it.
02:54Wait for it.
02:54Someone's going to hit you.
02:56The popping?
02:57Yeah.
02:57Yeah.
02:58Pop rocks.
02:59Why?
03:00If I, if we drink this with the pop rocks as are
03:03we're going to explode out on camera?
03:04Isn't that like what happened to Mikey from life?
03:06Why did they put pop rocks in these?
03:09Oh, that's a mistake.
03:10It's the bubbles.
03:11The soda bubbles.
03:11I know.
03:12Oh.
03:14You didn't know that?
03:15He's smart.
03:16I'm dumb.
03:18Hang on a second.
03:19Hang on a second.
03:20You didn't-
03:21Why do you think they did it?
03:22Why do you think that?
03:23What must you have thought?
03:26I just thought it was a triple Kool-Aid.
03:27It's pop rocks too.
03:29Can I say-
03:30It's pretty iconic to fucking-
03:31Pop rocks are too much.
03:33Now it's too much.
03:33There's too much going on now.
03:35I don't like it.
03:36If you take away the pop rocks,
03:37this is a very enjoyable cookie.
03:38I still have the pop things going on.
03:39I actually don't hate it at all.
03:40This is a lot.
03:41It is a lot.
03:42It's too much.
03:43It's too chaotic.
03:44You got two great things.
03:45Why fuck it up with the pop rocks?
03:47Have you ever been on a roller coaster
03:49that you didn't know was going to be so intense?
03:50That's what I feel like.
03:51I feel like I'm stuck in this ride and I can't get,
03:52like there's no way to get these pop rocks out of my mouth.
03:55What are the logos?
03:56The pop rocks are still hitting me.
03:57And I-
04:00Look at this guy.
04:01You got any more logos?
04:01Come here.
04:02I'm just going to put them on the wall
04:03like they're baseball cards.
04:04This guy, Mr. New York City, goes around.
04:06This is an Oreo logo.
04:07I love it.
04:08Yeah, yeah.
04:09I love little things like that.
04:10I love history and stuff.
04:11It makes me very happy.
04:11Oh, the Coke?
04:12Yeah, this is the old Coke logo.
04:13See what I'm saying?
04:14Isn't it awesome?
04:15I don't hate those at all.
04:16You guys want to get into the drink?
04:17Okay, I don't hate this,
04:19but I'm annoyed that they did the pop rocks.
04:23This is a really good cookie.
04:24If I can just, let me try this.
04:24It was unnecessary.
04:25I get what they were trying to do.
04:26I knew the whole time.
04:27I was just-
04:28No, the pop rocks,
04:29the pop rocks live in the cream or in the cookie?
04:31So the red cookie just tastes like the cookie.
04:33The Coke is here.
04:37No, I'm saying like just boogie.
04:38Yeah.
04:39Do you think the pop rocks are in the cream?
04:41Yeah, definitely.
04:42Oh.
04:43Can we see them?
04:46I don't have my glasses on.
04:47Yeah.
04:48I'm going to have just the cream.
04:49I can't go down that pop rock road again.
04:52You know, I should never doubt the Snack Boys.
04:55I'm sorry.
04:56I'm sorry I even doubted you for a second.
04:57I apologize.
04:58Literally, the first word in the name, snack.
05:00This guy said he wasn't going to do anything freaky.
05:01He just loaded a fucking pile of cream in his mouth.
05:07Not the first time, right, Eddie?
05:09Right on, right on!
05:13Snack Boys!
05:15Does it taste better than Dave Colonnade's?
05:17Oh, wow.
05:18It's less chunky.
05:21Take that, Colonnade.
05:23You and your chunky cum.
05:26I'm excited for you guys to try this.
05:28Coca-Cola, now it's zero sugar.
05:30I have a problem with that.
05:30Me too.
05:31I don't drink, I don't like the zero stuff.
05:34Obviously, I don't like the diet stuff.
05:37I'm going in here with very nervousness, tentativeness.
05:41Yes, that's fair.
05:43I also think it's crazy that I feel like
05:44if you're drinking Oreo Coke, you want your sugar.
05:48Or you might not be able to have sugar.
05:49Yeah.
05:51Diabetic?
05:52Yeah, that could be the issue.
05:54I don't know what to expect.
05:55Ooh.
05:57So I'm a big smell guy.
05:58I like to smell everything.
05:59I'm very big on smells.
06:02I'm very big on smells.
06:05I don't like the way this smells.
06:05This smells like it's in a sewer.
06:07Smells like nasty-ass water.
06:09Yeah, let's see what you guys think.
06:11I think I usually go back and forth.
06:12It's like, die or something.
06:13I know.
06:14Mm.
06:18Oh, it's like a thin flavor in dish water.
06:28Yeah, dish water.
06:29Right?
06:30I like that.
06:31Yeah, that's a good call.
06:32It smells not good.
06:33It's like if you had an Oreo in water.
06:36Yeah.
06:36I don't taste any Oreo.
06:38I don't taste any Coke either, though.
06:39I don't taste any Coke.
06:40I don't taste any water.
06:41It's, whatever, regardless, it's not good.
06:45This is ass.
06:46Bad?
06:46You're gonna say bad?
06:47This is bad.
06:48You've said bad before.
06:49This is like a one, two.
06:51Undrinkable.
06:52Yeah.
06:53Thank God the can's small.
06:54Like, I'm trying to drink more of it
06:55so I understand the flavor,
06:57because it's just not any.
06:58Yeah.
06:59I'd give these like a five, eight.
07:00Oh, no.
07:02We're going to 10?
07:03Yeah.
07:04Oh, no, these are a seven, three.
07:06I've enjoyed these quite a bit.
07:07Okay.
07:08Are you, but remember that Pop Rocks ride you're on.
07:11You don't mind it, huh?
07:12Six on a bitch who's liked the Pop Rocks.
07:14That was too funny.
07:15He does.
07:16I fucking don't.
07:17Here, eat the cream of the head.
07:19No, I don't want it.
07:19You got it.
07:21What do you give the, what do you give it?
07:23The cookie, I'll give a,
07:25I mean, I can't,
07:26if the Pop Rocks weren't there,
07:28it's a completely different score.
07:31It's a five, two.
07:32I just don't like being on the ride of that,
07:34the Pop Rocks.
07:35I'm dropping it down, six, eight.
07:37The red cookie, I don't think, has a lot of flavor.
07:39You know how like when you have just the Oreo cookie itself,
07:41it has like, it has enough flavor to last you?
07:43That's what makes the Oreo so great, right?
07:45If you just have the red cookie,
07:46there's nothing, the cookie, you know,
07:48not a lot there.
07:50Drink?
07:51Climb?
07:52Drink is a, I mean,
07:55I'm gonna see if I can,
07:56I'm gonna see if it explodes.
07:56God, Jesus.
07:58That's the Pop Rocks.
08:021.2.
08:03It's like undrinkable.
08:04This is awful.
08:05It might be zero.
08:06Yeah, a one four or something,
08:07whatever you guys want to say.
08:08I haven't.
08:09It's a zero.
08:10It's a zero.
08:10This drink sucks.
08:12Yeah, the drink, it's one.
08:13Very bad.
08:14The two is generous.
08:15The cookies are very good.
08:16So I feel like Oreo has done a better job
08:18of this merger than Coke has.
08:20Yeah, I would agree.
08:21Yeah, because the Coke bubbles
08:22kind of fuck up the Oreo cookies as well, right?
08:25Yeah.
08:25I think that could have been better.
08:26Two classic brands, though.
08:28Types.
08:29Good cookie.
08:30Thanks, boys.
08:31That was fun.
08:31Appreciate it.
08:32All right, everyone, that's it.
08:33We'll see you next time.