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01:19Exactly.
01:20Yeah.
01:21NBA Finals.
01:22Celtics beat the Mavericks 106-99 in Game 3.
01:233-0 right now.
01:24The Mavericks went on a 20-2 run in the fourth quarter before Doncic got fouled out on what
01:28seems like a pretty reasonable play, but he threw the biggest fucking hissy fit over it.
01:32He was being a big pussy last night.
01:34He's a big pussy all the time.
01:35He's like literally the biggest whiniest baby in the NBA.
01:38I feel like he's just extremely good at basketball.
01:40It's been a lot worse these Finals.
01:41Yeah.
01:42And now, and to, look, I'm a Celtics fan.
01:45I hate the Mavericks.
01:46I hope this is, I hate Kyrie, all that shit.
01:48You wonder how hurt he is, because they did say before Game 2 he was questionable.
01:52He's having trouble moving around.
01:53It was just chest, right?
01:54That was hurt?
01:55Like, is that what's going on?
01:56You don't think that's like hedging for when they inevitably lose?
01:58No, I think he was, he was definitely, he's definitely like hurt, but also his defense
02:03is just dog shit.
02:04So it's like, yeah, they're probably going to use it for both.
02:08You know, he's really good on offense.
02:11Maybe top three in the league at offense.
02:15His defense is abysmal.
02:18The clips, like the super cuts of him getting blown by are bad.
02:21I said yesterday, Jason Tatum was, was miked up and in the, in the timeout, he goes, just
02:29keep driving the ball every single time and kick it out.
02:32You'll have a wide open three.
02:34They just do that every, it's almost like, how are they not seeing this?
02:38Yeah.
02:39It's incredible.
02:40I have a question about what Wynnhorst said.
02:42Wynnhorst said if Luka doesn't change his game, the Mavericks can never win.
02:46Is that a fair statement?
02:47No.
02:48What do you mean, what do you mean by change his game?
02:51Like play defense?
02:52Like, he said, unless they improve defensively, the Mavericks will never hold that trophy.
02:57No.
02:58I don't think they can outscore the Celtics.
03:00I think that.
03:01I don't think he means like this right.
03:02I think he means like in the years moving forward.
03:03Like if he doesn't make a serious philosophical change with how he plays basketball, the Mavericks
03:08can never win.
03:09That was Wynnhorst's point.
03:10I think that's wrong because one, he can say the exact same, if they added another piece,
03:15they'd be complete, they'd be fine.
03:17They already got to the championship with how he's playing right now.
03:21I agree with you.
03:22And I think if they add another piece to help out on defense and maybe another scoring and
03:27not P.J. Washington, I think they can for sure win one.
03:30I think if he'd keep this team, no, I think maybe he's right then.
03:34I also think the Mavericks have bad luck.
03:36Like they ran into a really good team, like a great team.
03:39I think the Celtics team is one of the best teams single season wise.
03:42We're talking about Olympic Central, maybe not in that super tier, but they're right
03:45below that.
03:46If the Mavericks had ran into a weaker Eastern Conference team, Luka's defense wouldn't be
03:51as much of an issue.
03:52They win some games.
03:53Things change drastically.
03:56I believe also, I believe Luka Doncic, and I don't think this is a hot take at all, although
04:00Brian Hooners might disagree, I think Luka Doncic will win a title in this game.
04:03Wynnhorst is a little weenie too.
04:05I think he was right.
04:06I think he was right with what he said, except for that part.
04:07Wynnhorst is a little weenie.
04:09I think part of the thing with the Celtics too is like they're obviously the best team
04:12in the East, but they also had like a pretty easy path to get to the finals, which helps
04:15them.
04:16It makes it easier.
04:18You're not even about being banged up.
04:19You weren't like really battle-tested.
04:20Well, they were.
04:21They just got hurt.
04:22That's not true.
04:23One guy.
04:24That's still a guy.
04:25I mean, the whole...
04:26You're saying like they didn't get worn down.
04:27I was hoping this narrative would change with this series, because the Mavericks are at
04:31full health.
04:32The Mavericks were playing very well going into this series.
04:34The Celtics, I think with this series, proved that the Celtics actually deserved a title.
04:37It wasn't that they got a short cut.
04:38The Celtics have nothing to apologize for, but I think what Kendrick is saying is that
04:42you also, they had, it was a cupcake way.
04:46It's not up to them.
04:47They shouldn't get the shit out of them.
04:49The Mavericks went through a gauntlet.
04:50Absolutely.
04:51Maverick had a tougher road, for sure.
04:52The Clippers OKC than the Timberwolves?
04:55Yes.
04:56That's what he's saying.
04:57So I think they got more beat up, and they're also not as deep as the Celtics, so they got
05:01smoked in a lot, and I think that it's catching up to them, but the Celtics have nothing to
05:05apologize for.
05:06Yeah.
05:07And I think that the Mavericks kind of lack of, like where their offensive strength lies
05:10is where their defensive strength lies, like Drew Holiday guarding their guards is like
05:14the best possible.
05:16Yeah.
05:17And listen, the Celtics have like five different scoring options.
05:20The Mavericks have two.
05:21You even have a guy like Houser, who's, is Houser a great player?
05:24No.
05:25But he's like the, what, the fourth guy on the bench?
05:27You saw, I tweeted last night, Xavier Tillman had three, and it's over.
05:31Yeah.
05:32Yeah.
05:33It's embarrassing.
05:34He said, if he's hitting threes, you're in trouble.
05:35Also, Jason Kidd lost a game last night.
05:36Kidd is.
05:37He called a timeout during, they're on a 20 to 2 run.
05:40Why?
05:41The Mavericks, I think the Celtics hit a basket, like to make it like a 20 to 4 run.
05:49And then he called a timeout.
05:50It was a three point thing.
05:51Crazy.
05:52And, and yeah.
05:53Right.
05:54Because you're one point to three point.
05:55You're absolutely right.
05:56You're absolutely right.
05:57They score, then call a timeout.
05:58Even Luka was like, the fuck are you doing?
05:59Like, why would you call a timeout?
06:01Like, just because they scored four points when we've scored 20?
06:04Yeah.
06:05Why would you stop that?
06:06Like, they're still, because then you get to relax like, okay, let's, let's regroup.
06:10So the Celtics were playing chaotically.
06:12Yes.
06:13They were taking terrible shots.
06:14Then they regrouped.
06:15And then all of a sudden they beat the shit out of them.
06:16It was like, why would you regroup when this is the best we've ever played?
06:20The Mavericks, I, we talked about it on Pixentro.
06:22I was never nervous.
06:23And I, I really was, because I just believe the Celtics had enough time to make up that
06:26gap.
06:27But I'd be, the Celtics were certainly playing chaotically.
06:29They were not playing their best basketball.
06:31Mavericks had all the momentum.
06:32Why change that at all if you're the Mavericks?
06:35And I think Kidd also today, or maybe it was last night post game, was like shitting on
06:38talk to Stu.
06:39He's like, yeah, you got to play better defense.
06:40He's got, he's not doing well.
06:41If he's, he's a bad guy, bad guy, bad human being, um, like don't shit on your superstar,
06:50like in game, like just lie, just be like, listen, it's not like he's our guy.
06:56He's got us here.
06:57It's very simple.
06:58I feel like these fucking morons have no idea how to talk to the media sometimes.
07:02It's pretty simple to like, he's been around for a long time, but he's, especially as a
07:08player too.
07:09He's been selfish.
07:10He's been selfish.
07:11Not a good guy.
07:13And then Missoula just like, he talks like a wide receiver tweets.
07:15You know what I mean?
07:16Yeah, he does.
07:17Like a warrior sleeps silently in the mist with those snakes, like he says some weird
07:21shit.
07:22I choose to ignore those things.
07:23Yeah.
07:24Uh, Tom Brady.
07:25Boring guy.
07:26Very boring.
07:27Yeah.
07:28Tom Brady's Jersey retirement was yesterday.
07:29He shouted out the Brady four, uh, the Brady four, obviously were all there.
07:32You guys are amazing.
07:35What other fans in the world would spend hours on route one every Sunday to get to a stadium
07:42in the middle of the woods?
07:49We've even got four guys who went to jail for me sitting right here as RKK special guests.
08:10Dave left early to go watch the Celtics Patriots, uh, scheduled the ceremony to take place during
08:14the Boston Celtics NBA finals game.
08:16Uh, Dave, guys, fights Hank on Tom Brady.
08:18I'll take pictures together.
08:19Uh, Brady again, shoved him out there in a big speech.
08:21It was cool.
08:22Uh, I think nobody looked more internally afraid than fights did during that.
08:26Those pictures with Brady, like his face, it was like, you're a goody full now.
08:30That's what I'm saying.
08:31He was like, he was like so giddy.
08:33I talked to fights a little.
08:34I think he realized how, like, like again, everyone was like, congrats.
08:38Like also saying like, like good for you.
08:41Oh, he's like, I got arrested, you know, like I'm, I'm getting honored in front of in Gillette
08:46stadium just for getting arrested for Tom Brady.
08:50But it's awesome.
08:51It was like, good for them.
08:52I want to say something about Dave.
08:53Dave's getting a lot of heat for leaving early.
08:56Um, I'll, I'll be the first one to go at Dave.
08:58I think he's full of shit.
09:00Dave did nothing wrong.
09:01People should be mad at the Patriots.
09:03I agree.
09:04The idea that you schedule this on June 12th in a season when you know the Celtics are
09:09really good, have a really good chance of making the NBA finals is so stupid.
09:13You could have this in July.
09:14You could have this in August.
09:16You know, if you don't want to do it during the season, having it on that day is so idiotic.
09:20I know what they're saying.
09:21Oh, his number is 12 and he had six rings.
09:24Who cares?
09:25Why inconvenience all of those people who are really good fans who had to make a tough
09:29decision when it was completely unnecessary?
09:32Why not?
09:33Even if you can't change the day, just bump it earlier.
09:35Like in a few hours earlier, they don't want to ask Dave, just why not prop it up on the
09:40phone?
09:41Okay.
09:42I couldn't get services.
09:4360,000 people there.
09:44I've never tried to get service in the ring.
09:45You can get service in July.
09:46Bullshit.
09:47The Patriots completely fucked up here.
09:50They should not have done this because it makes a lot of fans have to make a tough choice
09:53for no reason.
09:54It wasn't like a scheduled game.
09:55They picked this thing.
09:56Also, Dave did say the three of them were supposed to follow him and watch the game
10:00as well, and they didn't.
10:01So that's, you know, he did say that.
10:05I mean, I'm more mad at the Patriots.
10:08I think the Patriots really dropped the ball here.
10:11Who gives a shit about any.
10:12It's good for them.
10:14It's cool for like Barstool, but like, who cares?
10:17It's Tom Brady for the 6,000 time getting honored.
10:20If you're, I get like, so let's say you are a diehard Patriots fan, which I'm the opposite
10:25of, but your guy won six titles.
10:27They go there, they announce they've retired.
10:29That's a fun day.
10:30Celebrate the good times.
10:31It's not going to be any now because the team's horrible.
10:33Yeah.
10:34It should have been a thing.
10:35I think that was before maybe like the first game of the season or something.
10:38Or anything.
10:39You could have it.
10:40You could have had it in April.
10:41You could have had it in May.
10:42You do it when there's a good chance you're going right up against Celtics and sure enough
10:45you do.
10:46It just, it was a wild inconvenience that made no sense.
10:49And I don't know.
10:50It makes, I don't understand why they did this.
10:52I will say, we talked about it a bit, ironically, on the bracket before this.
10:56His face, Brady's face looks more ghoulish every time I look at him.
11:00It's the fakest face I've ever seen.
11:02It's like it's stretched out a little bit more.
11:03He looks a little bit more, he looks to you as jaundice.
11:06You know that first picture they had with the four of them kind of at the red carpet
11:09with Brady?
11:10Yeah.
11:11I swear to God, no lie.
11:13I thought they were next to a wax figure.
11:14Yeah, dude.
11:15Like his hand is moving.
11:16If it wasn't for Brady's hand moving, yeah, if it wasn't for Brady, see his lower hand?
11:19I thought it was like a Madame Tussauds thing.
11:21I just kind of love that one, yeah.
11:22And I thought it was a gag.
11:23Like it was a bit.
11:24Like they were like fucking around.
11:25And I'm like, oh no, it is actually Brady.
11:26Doesn't he?
11:27He doesn't look real.
11:28Yeah.
11:29The picture, that picture I love specifically because Feitz's face is just brimming.
11:32Look at him.
11:33Yeah.
11:34Yeah.
11:35About to explode.
11:36And man, Gaz just a couple inches higher up on that and that would have been bad news
11:38for everybody.
11:39Why did Gaz paint the beard on originally?
11:43I don't remember.
11:44A couple inches.
11:45I don't know.
11:46I didn't even realize.
11:47I know he's trying to like mimic what he did before, but like what was the original purpose
11:49of painting on it?
11:50I feel like Gaz shouldn't be painting anything on it.
11:52Yeah, exactly.
11:53It's like a minefield for him specifically.
11:56But yeah, I mean, shout out to Brady, I guess.
11:58He's got like 5,000 more honors coming, I'm sure.
12:00Yeah.
12:01They announced they're going to build a statue for him.
12:03Which is fair.
12:04Yeah.
12:0512 feet tall.
12:0612 feet tall.
12:07But you're really stuck on that thing, huh?
12:08Yeah.
12:09It's all right.
12:10It's all right.
12:11Yeah.
12:12Yeah.
12:13I was going to say 28 feet 3 inches tall would be the next logical one.
12:17And honestly, if you want to do that, it should have been July 12th anyway.
12:19Gaz has 7 days, not 6.
12:20Well.
12:21He does.
12:22I mean, if it's his day.
12:23Not for you, though.
12:24That's fine.
12:25I'm just saying.
12:26But it's a Patriot's Hall.
12:27But if we're going to be cute about it, then you shouldn't, you know, be cute about it.
12:28It's a Patriot's Hall for him.
12:29I understand.
12:30It's not the time for Brady.
12:31I know, but I'm just saying, I mean, you know.
12:32No, no, no.
12:33I think his accomplishments are them.
12:34I understand that.
12:35No, no.
12:36I'm just, I'm simply just throwing it out there.
12:37I'm simply throwing out an alternative date that would have worked, that wouldn't have
12:40made half of New England wonder what to do for no reason.
12:44Poor, poor, poor New England had to choose a championship or the guy who brought them
12:486.
12:49Poor New England.
12:50So sad for them to figure out which championship to watch.
12:54College basketball team group four again?
12:57Do?
12:58Yeah, they win a lot.
12:59So you can't be.
13:00They've won.
13:01What?
13:02What does that have anything to do with me?
13:03No, I'm saying, you can't, you can't say sit on.
13:06I don't feel bad for the New England people having to choose from Tom Brady winning six
13:10times.
13:11I do.
13:12I do.
13:13It's not fair.
13:14I don't give a fuck if they had to choose.
13:15Yeah.
13:16I think that's wrong.
13:17The Patriots should own that.
13:18I think it was dumb.
13:19I don't feel bad for them.
13:20Give a shit.
13:21I think it was stupid.
13:22Well, put like, like Dave's a good fan.
13:23Put him in a tough spot.
13:24That's not right.
13:25Yeah.
13:26Fuck, fuck the Patriots.
13:27Again, I don't feel bad for Dave winning a million dollars and winning another Celtics
13:30championship and having six with Brady.
13:32Don't feel bad for them.
13:33Yeah.
13:34It's kind of a win.
13:36I think it's a Jets fan feels bad for the Patriots fans.
13:41I am.
13:42I am a good enough gentleman.
13:45I will say fuck the Patriots complete piece of shit organization and enjoy your four wins
13:50this year.
13:51So confused.
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15:00You're decent.
15:02I'm like 95.
15:03What I was saying to you before, your athleticism right now is at an all-time high after the
15:05basketball game.
15:06Yes.
15:07I just imagine you could do anything.
15:08He also had hits off.
15:09I mean, he also hits off major pitches.
15:11But I'm saying, for some reason, this is the culmination, not you getting hits off.
15:14I'm Michael Jordan at the moment.
15:16Yes.
15:17That's why if we don't play another basketball game on camera, I'm okay with it.
15:20Genuinely, what.
15:21You're going to tell me every time.
15:22That was your last banter.
15:23What actually made you feel happier in the moment?
15:25Getting a hit off, like, Trevor Bauer or whatever, or the last point you scored.
15:30Genuinely.
15:31Genuinely.
15:32Genuinely.
15:33Baseball.
15:34Sure.
15:35Because it gave me that confidence.
15:36Like, man, I shouldn't have hung up the cleats.
15:38Yeah.
15:39Still got it.
15:40Even though I probably would not.
15:41One dude can go play, like, quit MLB and go play college football.
15:44Jim Morris.
15:45No, now.
15:46Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:47Why can't you?
15:48True.
15:49Netflix's Receiver documentary.
15:50Netflix was unable to get enough quarterbacks to commit to do the quarterback documentary,
15:54so they made one about receivers instead.
15:56They dropped a trailer this morning.
15:57It features Devontae Adams, Justin Jefferson, George Kittle, Deebo Samuel, Amon Ross, St.
16:01Brown.
16:02Let me ask you guys a question.
16:03If they were going to throw an event, but they couldn't get anyone to commit to it,
16:08and they decided to move it to a different position, do you think it's better to move
16:11it to a different position or cancel it altogether?
16:13Position.
16:14I just don't like the people they chose.
16:15Move the position to a better position?
16:17Yeah.
16:18Yes.
16:19Never, never cancel.
16:20Okay.
16:21Yeah, I see the shirt.
16:22It all lines up now.
16:23Yeah.
16:24But, yeah, I mean, the quarterback one was fun.
16:25I don't know.
16:26I don't think that, I think quarterbacks should have said no, because it's one, everyone fucking
16:31loved it.
16:32Yeah.
16:33They loved, I mean, Marcus Mariota, I don't even think he was part of the show, honestly.
16:36Everyone talks about Mahomes and Kirk Cousins.
16:39I feel like it's, like, tough.
16:41You don't want to be living up to that again, like, I don't know.
16:44I think it is to go, I think wide receivers actually is kind of, like, interesting.
16:50Especially Justin Jefferson.
16:52I don't, I don't like the guy, I like it when you chose someone who is really good.
16:55So, like, Justin, but the problem is all these guys are really good.
16:57I like to see also a guy that maybe is, like, clinging on to a 53-man roster spot.
17:01I agree with that.
17:02I like kind of a mix of, that way you're getting the full experience of what a receiver is
17:06like.
17:07Even, like, a four, like, a four receiver on a team.
17:10Yeah, have, like, a great guy, a middle, like, a Sterling Shepard, and then have, like, a
17:14guy hanging on.
17:15But the problem is, like.
17:16These guys are all awesome.
17:17Like, what are they going to?
17:18If you're Netflix, you do want the best.
17:21If you have three of those guys.
17:22A rookie would be cool, too.
17:23A rookie would be cool?
17:24What's that?
17:25A rookie you want.
17:26Oh, a great, yeah.
17:27I think that's part of it.
17:28Yeah.
17:29But then it's also, the rookies probably, like, the teams probably don't want them to
17:32do it.
17:33That's true, yeah.
17:34Because it's, like, distracting as well.
17:35A lot more goes into it than I feel.
17:37I'm a lot more interested.
17:38A rookie would be, like, Malik Nayyar, it would be awesome for Neighbors to do it or
17:41something.
17:42I'm much more interested in hearing about a guy who's struggling to make a roster and
17:45maybe a guy that's, like, a mid-level receiver than just a bunch of superstars.
17:50I don't know.
17:51I think that's what Hard Knocks is for, though.
17:52Exactly.
17:53Why not this, too?
17:54I think Hard Knocks is great because of that.
17:55This could, I think, I don't know.
17:56Like, having five superstars to me is a yawn.
17:58So, you liked Marcus Mariota.
18:00Because, honestly, Marcus Mariota was kind of boring on the other one because he was,
18:03like, struggling.
18:04He was a starter, though.
18:05Right.
18:06But he was on the way down.
18:07Struggling.
18:08He was on the way down.
18:09I like that.
18:10I don't necessarily like him in it, but I like that storyline better.
18:11That makes sense.
18:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:13I get it.
18:14I think that maybe part of it that could be interesting about this is, like, the quarterbacks
18:16are, like, pretty level-headed dads, more or less.
18:18And I think that wide receivers, like we were saying with the tweets, like, they are psychotic.
18:21And I think that if I could have, like, I feel like Devante's still kind of on the edge.
18:25Jefferson's pretty normal.
18:26But, like, someone like Stefan Diggs, I think, would be really good for something like this.
18:29Yeah, yeah.
18:30Diggs would have been good.
18:31Yeah.
18:32I mean, Amon Raw's St. Brown, I think, is a good example of, like, partially psychotic
18:35dude.
18:36Yeah.
18:37Pretty good fit here.
18:38Joey Chestnut versus Kobayashi.
18:39Honestly, Odell would have been great.
18:40Yeah.
18:41OBJ would have been great.
18:42Because, like, he's on a team of two superstars.
18:43But he's on the way down.
18:44Yeah.
18:45And he's a superstar on the way down.
18:46What's it like to be a superstar?
18:47And then, you know, I would do it.
18:48I would like that narrative.
18:49Yeah.
18:50For sure.
18:51Joey Chestnut versus Kobayashi.
18:52Chestnut and Kobayashi will compete to determine the ultimate hot dog eating champion.
18:56Will they face off to see who can eat the most all-beef hot dogs?
18:59This all comes after Joey Chestnut was banned from competing in the 4th of July Nathan's
19:02Hot Dog Eating Contest due to an ad deal he made with Impossible Foods, the vegan stuff
19:06and all that.
19:07I feel like a lot of people called this as being a work going on.
19:11Don't even say that.
19:12Yeah.
19:13Let me tell you something.
19:14I know Joey Chestnut.
19:15I texted him last night.
19:17He was letting out some feelings.
19:19Uh-huh.
19:20And he was like, I think this all got drummed up because he was in the news and Netflix
19:27took the opportunity to be like, let's make this bigger now because Joey Chestnut's never
19:32going to be bigger than this moment.
19:35Because he's not in July 4th.
19:36They're probably going to do it.
19:37Yes.
19:38They're probably going to announce it after July 4th, like when he was in the news again.
19:41There was a big news happening.
19:43Netflix was like, this is our time.
19:46He's, listen, do you want the guy to get paid?
19:49He's not an athlete.
19:50He's not a professional athlete where he's getting millions of dollars.
19:54Guy got paid.
19:55He didn't even eat him.
19:56He just got paid.
19:57Who is he mad at?
19:58Nathan's?
19:59Um.
20:00And Major League Eating, I guess?
20:01Kind of Major League Eating where it was like.
20:03It's just funny to say out loud.
20:05Yeah.
20:06I'll show you the text.
20:07I don't know what he wants out there.
20:08It's just crazy.
20:09I guess I'm just trying to understand where he's coming from.
20:11Yeah.
20:12They're more mad that he took a deal with a competitor.
20:16Because it's Impossible Hot Dogs, pretty much, I think it was.
20:21And that's the direct competitor of Nathan's, I guess.
20:26But he could.
20:27I'm wondering then.
20:28Would he have been allowed to wear Nathan's shirt?
20:31Yeah.
20:32I don't think the other people cared.
20:34Because he was still competing.
20:35So that's crazy that Nathan's cares.
20:37Joey Chestnut is.
20:39I'm not going to watch July 4th.
20:41I only watch because he's there.
20:43Because the other guys get 40 to 50.
20:45They don't even come close.
20:46This guy's getting 80.
20:47We have like the clip of him in the rain like stomping through like,
20:50We're putting this on.
20:51Yeah.
20:52He laid out the guy last year.
20:53Yeah.
20:54He literally choke slammed him.
20:55So I'm sorry.
20:56I don't know.
20:57When is this Netflix thing going to be aired?
20:58September.
20:59Oh, can they?
21:00So that's what I'm saying.
21:02They wouldn't have promoted it now because it's too early.
21:05Yeah.
21:07These guys aren't athletes in a bizarre way.
21:09They hate each other.
21:10But is there a way we could have this done on July 4th?
21:12Kobayashi had to retire because Joey Chestnut.
21:15Listen, I'm trying to get Joey to do one for us July 4th.
21:20Yeah.
21:21And everyone watch us with him instead of.
21:24That would be incredible.
21:25We did have a good idea with that earlier.
21:27But yeah, I don't know.
21:28It's kind of a bummer.
21:29I don't care where Joey Chestnut is on July 4th.
21:32I'm going to watch him over this.
21:34Yeah.
21:36I'm more interested in him than the eating competition.
21:38I couldn't tell you.
21:40Tell me a third name besides Chestnut and Kobayashi.
21:44It's very hard to.
21:46Like Big Cat when he went to it?
21:47Yeah, Big Cat went once.
21:49Are you not interested in watching a hot dog eating competition
21:53where you don't know or 100% certainty who's going to win?
21:57No, because I don't know any of the competitors.
21:59There's no drama for me.
22:00Yeah, because it's not like.
22:02I might watch just to see how mad people are.
22:05And see like what.
22:07Because it's not even like it's.
22:09This guy was eating 80.
22:10Every year it's like just bet.
22:12Only people cared about betting on over under if he hit it.
22:15I feel like because it was like.
22:17I don't know.
22:18He's a legend of the game.
22:20He's like Larry Bird.
22:21He's the guy who's coming in second place.
22:23He's the Babe Ruth of.
22:24Yeah.
22:25I mean he's the.
22:26He's the Michael Jordan.
22:27He eats four tubs of ice cream at the Brewers game.
22:29Like this guy eats anything in front of him.
22:31Like I get the guy get paid for my impossible dogs.
22:33I get John Rich's point that I get.
22:35It'll be interesting to see someone else win.
22:37Yeah.
22:38That other person that's going to win is going to be win by
22:40eating 15 20 less hot dogs than Joey Chestnut's eating.
22:42That's just always been one thing like my entire life basically
22:46except for that one year when it was Kobayashi Joey Chestnut.
22:49You watch the hot dog eating contest and you know who's winning.
22:52You know he's winning.
22:53Yeah.
22:54Never like.
22:55So that's why this Joey Chestnut Kobayashi is going to be fucking awesome.
22:57Yeah.
22:58Because it's going to kill him too.
22:59I don't think people even realize though like how much hatred there
23:03really is.
23:04Yeah.
23:05Between the both of them.
23:06He retired Kobayashi.
23:07Right.
23:08Like he had to retire.
23:09Yeah.
23:10And listen Joey Chestnut.
23:11He doesn't discriminate any dog in front of him.
23:14He'll eat.
23:15That was the impossible dog.
23:17Nathan's dog.
23:18Turkey dog.
23:19Whatever he wants.
23:20Doesn't matter.
23:21I agree.
23:22He should get paid if he's not.
23:23Oh any one of us would take a 40 hour swipe up at one point for a
23:26dog.
23:27You don't give a fuck.
23:28You don't give a fuck.
23:29Just go.
23:30I don't do that but.
23:31What like 300 grand and like.
23:32I wish.
23:33These guys offered him like a million two or something like that.
23:35Yeah.
23:36Yeah.
23:37Why would you not.
23:38I don't get why they.
23:39If he's not having to go in there with that branding.
23:40I don't know why they care.
23:41You know what I mean.
23:42Like if he can go in there wearing their stuff for that day.
23:44And like what is the problem.
23:45Yeah.
23:46I don't know.
23:47I don't know.
23:48Like he has to.
23:49He must bring more money to the hot dog eating competition than they're
23:52going to like lose from his impossible.
23:54I mean just think about the ratings.
23:55Yeah.
23:56I mean like ESPN broadcast is typically right.
23:57They're going to have in theory less.
23:58Maybe this year.
23:59No people watch because of the intrigue.
24:00But you have less people watch which means they can sell less money for
24:03commercials.
24:04Yeah.
24:05Their rights are worth less.
24:06His walk out alone is worth it.
24:07Yeah.
24:08I was there last year with I think like Nick and a few other people.
24:12It was crap.
24:13Yeah.
24:14It was amazing.
24:15This story is.
24:16We still can't totally get to the bottom of it.
24:19This four tops guy.
24:20This is great.
24:22This four top singer old Motown band got put in a straight jacket because
24:26these people didn't believe he was in the four tops.
24:28He was talking to security about like, yeah,
24:30I don't want to get to the hospital.
24:32Yeah.
24:33Oh, he was in a hospital.
24:34He was in a hospital.
24:35And he said he wanted extra security because he's a member of the four
24:40tops.
24:41And then they going to be fucking swarmed by a million fans.
24:44They didn't believe him.
24:45They're like, oh, this guy's a fucking crazy person.
24:48That's so funny.
24:49A straight jacket.
24:50I do have to say this.
24:51Good for the hospital.
24:53Four tops were a pretty popular band in the sixties and seventies.
24:56Great.
24:57This guy is very, this guy's not too much older than I am.
25:00This guy joined the band like five, six years ago.
25:032018.
25:04Yeah.
25:052018.
25:06We don't know how old he is.
25:07He's 53.
25:08So if you're, yeah.
25:09So if you're, if you're a doctor in that hospital,
25:11you know about the four tops.
25:12Yeah.
25:13They should.
25:14You're doing the math in your head being like,
25:15it's gotta be at least 80.
25:17Right.
25:19Straight jacket done.
25:21I don't even let, I just throw them in.
25:23And like you apologize.
25:24They apologized.
25:25They did offer him a $25.
25:27Any good company does that.
25:29Any good company offers a gift card when you fuck up.
25:33He declined it though, which I mean, that was free food.
25:35He just, it was $25 to a $25 to Myers.
25:37Right.
25:38Okay.
25:39You can buy some nice pop tarts or something.
25:41Yeah.
25:42I just, you can't, I don't think if you were,
25:45I'm trying to think about other band members who joined band
25:47late.
25:48It's like Roman with sublime or whatever.
25:49Like no one's going to swarm you for being a member of the four
25:52tops.
25:53Yeah.
25:54And even that, like you're still like 30 years late.
25:56Like the four tops were like,
25:57like you guys all shit on me for being old.
25:59The four tops were popular like 20 years before I was born.
26:02Before the rundown I asked who the four tops were.
26:04Yeah.
26:05And that's perfectly fine.
26:06Like they, they literally were around in the sixties and
26:08seventies.
26:09Are they still performing?
26:10Yeah.
26:11And they probably do like County fairs,
26:12things like that.
26:13I'm guessing.
26:14Yeah.
26:15County fairs.
26:16Let him get paid.
26:17He thinks he's going to get swarmed.
26:18If you told me the four tops are playing a free show,
26:20I'd go check them out.
26:21Sure.
26:22But I also understand.
26:23I'm not seeing the real four tops.
26:24Yeah.
26:2580 years old.
26:26You had to show them like a YouTube video of him playing
26:29somewhere in like 2020.
26:31And they're like, I could see that.
26:32Okay.
26:33I guess you're.
26:34I could see this situation happening to Mincy.
26:36Like him being like, look, I got the show.
26:39I need extra security professional gambler.
26:43Yeah.
26:44Yeah.
26:45I feel like I'm more of a poor four tops guy after show
26:47Barstool basketball,
26:48a lot more beef blowing up now between the team and Chicago's
26:51team, Mickey smokes being the main agitator.
26:53I would say you and him went at it for like.
26:55Yeah.
26:56You guys really went at it.
26:57I will say,
26:58it seems like they were just like jealous.
27:00Other people are playing basketball.
27:01We didn't say a word to them and they said.
27:04Monday,
27:05right?
27:06They lose turn.
27:07It's mostly Nikki.
27:08Yeah.
27:09But on the yak,
27:10I forget who said it.
27:11They were like on the yak.
27:12They were like,
27:13we were on the run down.
27:14There's a clip like oh how'd this come up again? Like we haven't said it was like well, that was Titus today, right?
27:18I don't know. Yeah, it's Titus and stuff like that. I was like, what do you mean?
27:21Well, you guys you guys said it and I don't listen what whatever what do kiss?
27:26I know we had all the time playing Kirk's team. I would love to play Chicago's team
27:30I think it's fun to play kind of this stuff in in-house like team. I'd love to sell tickets. Yeah. Yeah, like
27:37At the Riviera like right after the dozen base. I'm good
27:39I know or I know we would be very good and I think we would win and I
27:44But like I don't really know what else to say for sure would win
27:47I have no doubt ways on our end to everybody's like arguing different points
27:51Yeah, like I don't feel like we're all arguing different things. Like Nicky smokes is talking about I don't think Nicky
27:57I don't think he wants to do it for content. He doesn't know what's going on behind closed doors
28:01Crazy shit. I know it's kind of his thing
28:03But like saying like they're gonna beat us by 30 about Titus like why would you say that like it doesn't make any sense
28:07It's not true. Yeah, like you're just saying just random stuff. It's weird. I don't know. I know he's not
28:12There's nothing better than like non best all of us don't play basketball arguing about basketball the best. Yeah
28:19It's what everyone wants out of this company. I think that's how I tell we all settle fight to is play basketball
28:24Yeah, that's pretty good
28:26We have fun game when it happens if it happens though
28:28And then lastly the instigators trail just because me and Clem are sorry
28:31For that Damon Casey Affleck Paul Walter Hauser Ron Perlman being right big rain
28:37Directed by Doug Liman. He did born identity. Yes, like mr. Mr. Smith. He's swingers did go
28:41Yeah, he's shooting a movie in space with Tom Cruise. Let me film. Yes face. I mean this movie. Oh, what's his name?
28:48Matt Matt Oh Matt great. You clipped last night. Was that you know, okay another Matt question. Do you care? How old you?
28:56Use it use my you're 21. Do you care about who the
29:02Director is of a movie. It'll give me a little more intrigue into this for sure. Yeah, he doesn't believe I don't believe I like
29:08I like I understand. I understand. I'm not making fun of you at all
29:11I like it, but like I've never really pieced together like oh, he's right. That's what maybe I like this
29:16Why I just never have because we talked about that. I understand like why you wouldn't then just start doing that now
29:22No, I do a little bit but not like I'm not like if it's Scorsese, yeah, I'm like, yeah, of course
29:28Yeah, I'm gonna watch that or like a I also I got a lot of my directors from entourage. That's fair
29:34But it's like if it's a Jim Cameron
29:38You know what I knew before that what I knew before
29:41Cameron is a big one
29:42But like I just never I should cuz he'll be like, oh you should my light. Yeah
29:46I'm like, oh never thought of that. I mean, that's a Doug Liman special right there. This looked awesome
29:50This is good, but like you would say like kind of like town to the town
29:54Yeah, it sounds like Matt Damon's playing a guy that's not really involved in the crime world
29:57And now he kind of gets the word into it
29:59He's like kind of confused and Matt Damon and Casey Affleck have such a funny dynamic. They had it was funny good
30:03Well hunting it's funny now. They've been friends forever. I'm a Matt Damon guy. Yeah
30:08I think I mean, I know it's not a hot take but I think he's like almost underrated how great he is rounders
30:14rounders great movie
30:16My fav like one of my favorite movies
30:18I saw some clip of like Matt Damon explaining like the
30:21Setup for rounders when he's talking to John Malkovich for the first time and this is like right when John Malkovich at the top of
30:26His game got played Teddy. Yeah
30:30Yeah
30:32Yeah, I literally have the Oreo oh yeah, yeah real thing in my apartment
30:37So he said they're doing like their read-through of the lines and everything and like everyone's all on Malkovich's dick like oh my god
30:42That's amazing. It's amazing. And like not which is doing that bad
30:45Show this man is money and Malkovich like leans over to Matt Damon. He's like, I'm a horrible actor
30:51I'm not good at this
30:53But rounders green is incredible. He's I
30:57So it was gonna come out August 9th on Apple TV. I think but you said I'm gonna have limited theatrical
31:02I'm August 2nd. I'm in the theater. Yeah, like first night. I am. I don't have been this excited for a movie
31:06since killers
31:08fireman well
31:10Inside out to is out said how to is out
31:14Money a bing bong makes his way back into it. I will lose my mind a bad boys for I'm a great
31:20She is great. Really? It's fantastic boys bad boys
31:24Who's the best movie like that might be the better like when you know when you'd argue like who's the best?
31:29Sequel or whatever the best to bad boys to is up for a movie
31:32I think this one is probably my like second or third favorite out of the franchise. It's off the action
31:38Very funny to
31:40Save to the box office boxes in the fucking toilet. Yeah, they really need inside out to them
31:45I don't think it's gonna make a lot of money. The other movie probably killed to inside out if or whatever
31:52I mean the box office right now. It's why no one that's no one knows
31:56like
32:01No, yeah, it's terrible it absolutely awful and then bad boys or comes in saves the box office
32:06It probably paid so much more of a if movie or whatever because the Steve Carell
32:11franchise
32:13Inside out to kill it though. Oh, it's bad because that's also an adult like adults
32:19You bring your kids there too is it also like it as well?
32:22I think yo, no, no, and it's also the first one got really good reviews people like it a lot
32:27So you have kind of a bomb is like I as an old-timer
32:32Disclaimer or what is it called?
32:35Spoiler yeah, I cried when he died dude who died. I was tearing up. It was terrified
32:39It was terrible, you know voices him right? No Richard kind who has a guy
32:43I think you would you think he would know Richard kind right? How are you? No, he's cousin. Oh, yeah
32:48Yeah, oh, it's right. Yeah. Yeah. He's so funny
32:52You know, he's best friends with like George Clooney and him or hear the story
32:55But yeah, no what the million-dollar thing the poop one
32:57No, he so Richard kind that guy and George Clooney were roommates for a very long time
33:01And he couldn't George Clooney or Richard kind couldn't get his cat to shit in the litter box and like for weeks and weeks
33:07We couldn't get him shit. And then finally George Clooney one day
33:09He takes a dump in the litter box a human-sized dump and then Richard kind comes home and calls him music
33:16George you're not gonna believe this. You gotta see the size of this shit in the litter box. It's fucking crazy
33:20I got taken to the bed. He's sick. Something's wrong. It's just hysterical right story, but that's a curb episode itself. Exactly
33:28Yeah
33:29But yeah, that's very funny. It scares looks awesome. Super excited for that. That's gonna be great. I can't wait
33:33It sounds like it's a sponsored thing. But me and Clem are just watching
33:36I know this morning and we were like, oh, yeah, I'm sorry cuz I didn't hear of this movie even being made
33:41So I guess it's a complete surprise best when you don't
33:44Like this horse incredible and we get it in like two months. Let's go exactly
33:47I'm gonna be here about for so long. You're like, all right, I know I know they show trailers with the entire movie in it
33:52Yeah, yeah
33:54By the way, another great heist movie Logan lucky more people should watch that very very good heist movie set in West Virginia
33:58Channing Tatum and I'm driver great crew
34:01You want a weird heist movie real quick the score Marlon Brando Robert De Niro and Edward Orton not a good movie
34:06But an interesting one if you're if you just want to see kind of an odd movie super late-stage Marlon Brando Barry. Yeah. Yeah
34:13But that's the rundown any other top topics you guys got? No, that's guys don't talk about no plugs
34:18Watch the bracket watch pick Central Central watch seal the show. Yes. It was picked. Yes, isn't he?
34:22It's pitching as this comes out. He was pitching in 20 minutes. So watch it. There you go
34:27But that's the rundown. See you guys tomorrow