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01:41 sentence structure just in every facet of your life. Your sentence structure is... There's
01:48 nobody who has sentence structure like you. It makes your writing and your syntax so clear
01:53 to understand. I feel like you're saying this because you have great sentence structure
01:59 and syntax, and you're the only person I know that I would say that exact same compliment
02:03 to. No, John Rich has great sentence structure. What the fuck? I'm right here. No one puts
02:07 together a sentence with more ums and ahs and stutters than I do. You sound like a squeaky
02:11 toy, though. That's a good structure, but it throws you off a little bit. I like you.
02:18 Don't fucking touch me. You sound like an alarm. Did you hear that? Yeah. Sounds like
02:26 when your refrigerator is open for too long. Exactly. There's a CO2 leak. See, I'm bringing
02:31 like-- it makes you feel more at home when I'm around. It's going to make you feel comfortable.
02:34 Yes, yes, yes. Thank you. Lovely. Last night was Monday night football. We had a couple
02:40 of games. Quick question. Are all Monday night footballs this season going to be so laden
02:46 with games? No, there's this week and next week, and then not until like week 17 or like
02:51 week 14. And those are the same exact time, the kickoffs for those. But this is a little
02:55 staggered or an hour off. Okay, yeah. Because I was stupid as fuck. I was flipping back
02:59 and forth, because I wanted to watch the Browns-Steelers game, but I had bet on the Panthers game, so
03:06 I needed to keep an eye on that. Did you win your bet? I pushed on the spread, and then
03:13 I won the under. Well done. Not a bad result there, after a rather beat-down bloody weekend
03:22 of games for me. Damn, I fucking love gambling, though. Unroll that. Unroll that. Yeah. We're
03:31 just guys talking sports. Couple of guys. Guys, the Saints beat the Panthers 20-17.
03:37 That under was looking good the whole game, then all of a sudden it got a little wobbly
03:41 towards the end. Steelers beat the Browns 26-22. Big story out of that game. Nick Chubb,
03:48 terrible, horrific injury. I don't know. Do we know what it was yet? Like, do we know
03:53 it was a knee? It's his knee. It's his knee. Yeah, I mean, it looked like a displaced patella,
03:57 like what that old Vikings quarterback had. Yes. You know who I'm talking about. Now he
04:04 doesn't play for the Vikings. He played for the Saints, too. But a displaced patella,
04:07 to be certain. This was one of the first times that they didn't really injury porn us on
04:13 ESPN. Usually they'll inundate us and shove it down our throat. I thought that that was
04:17 a nice touch, but it had me thirsty for it, because I'm used to it, so I was searching
04:23 it, trying to see. I think everyone was. It was funny, they played it in the crowd there,
04:27 because the live audience heard it, and then you could hear them go, "Oh!" They all made
04:31 this gruesome reaction when they saw it. Yeah. Do you guys, this is a ridiculous question,
04:40 but I would be very curious to learn whether or not horrific NFL injuries, or just NFL
04:47 injuries in general, happen more towards the beginning of the season or towards the end,
04:53 because I'd be inclined to think they happen more towards the end, because people's bodies
04:57 are breaking down, blah blah blah. But also, at the beginning, these guys are coming off
05:02 of off-seasons where they've been weightlifting a ton, they're in probably their best physical
05:07 shape in that they're not dinged up from games, they're not just rehabbing all week and doing
05:12 all that. They're really moving at full speed, and it feels, in this season already, as though
05:19 we've seen some pretty horrific injuries to some star players. I think a little bit of
05:23 it is coming from the fact that teams are not playing their guys in the preseason, too.
05:28 So they'll come in in the first couple games, there might be a little bit of rust with that.
05:32 I mean, weightlifting mobility is probably different than playing mobility. I say that
05:37 as an athlete myself, as an NBA star myself. But I don't think that, I think that the guys
05:43 are just going to, it's a luck thing. I think that these guys are launching their bodies
05:47 at one another. It's just sometimes you'll be lucky with it, like the Eagles were last
05:51 season and they're already suffering a rash of injuries.
05:53 It's a different sport, but like Gordon Hayward, remember when he hurt himself with the Celtics,
05:57 that was his first game. So, yeah, I don't know. I guess that is an interesting study.
06:02 When you used to get ready to be shot out of a cannon for 16 weeks straight, would you
06:08 find that you were at more risk of landing improperly in the net towards the end and
06:14 hurting yourself or towards the beginning?
06:15 Oh, much more the beginning, because the end I learned how to roll. It was the beginning
06:19 when I struggled. I'd fall into the net funny or sometimes, you know, I was so skinny I
06:22 would get shot over the net. So they had to get that calibration right, too.
06:25 And what about your time in the Olympics as the string of an archer's bow? Do you feel
06:29 like you had, was it a lot of stretching involved with that or was it pretty straightforward?
06:33 You know, you make jokes, you make a lot of jokes, but I made a lot more, I had a lot
06:37 more success and a lot more personal validation when I was a javelin.
06:44 Stanley Clemmer had a brother. We could use him to eat sushi. All right. And I don't know,
06:50 you may have a brother.
06:51 Do not. Do not.
06:53 Okay. On from football then. Michigan State's head coach Mel Tucker has officially been
06:59 fired. This is an interesting story. He'd come under fire for having an inappropriate
07:04 relationship with a woman who was hired to talk to the team about sexual assault and
07:11 consent. She alleged that Mel Tucker was masturbating during a phone call without her
07:18 consent. Michigan State originally suspended him, but yesterday he was officially fired.
07:23 He'd signed a 10 year, $95 million contract with Michigan State in 2021. He calls the
07:29 decision a miscarriage of justice and says there are other motives at play. There's speculation
07:35 that MSU would go after Deion Sanders at Colorado. There's a lot to go down here. So first and
07:42 foremost, Clemmer, your thoughts on the whole story. We'll get to the Deion stuff towards
07:47 the end.
07:48 Yeah. I mean, obviously, don't be calling women and doing this, especially, don't call
07:55 women at all and do this. This is very bizarre.
07:56 But she's the worst one to do it.
07:58 I would think so.
07:59 But she's already experienced it and she knows what all the rules are. So you're not sneaking
08:02 anything by her.
08:03 No, there's no.
08:04 There's no.
08:05 You can't be able to pinpoint.
08:06 There's no naivete with this woman, I'm sure. Right. Yes. This seems like the worst possible.
08:09 Almost seems like Mel Tucker is incredibly self-destructive and wants to set his career
08:14 on fire. I don't know. I don't know Mel Tucker personally, though.
08:17 I think that it's a little bit harebrained to think that they're doing all this just
08:21 to get Deion. I know Mel Tucker coached at Colorado last and there was that pipeline
08:25 there to give him a massive contract. But Deion is doing something otherworldly already
08:30 at Colorado. He's not just going to jump to Michigan State because of this scenario and
08:34 the middle of the season because they have a bunch of money. It doesn't make a ton of
08:38 sense. I saw that there were like nine point one million people that watched the last game,
08:42 like the most maybe the most watched.
08:44 Ever. Yeah. Which is crazy. So he doesn't have a clock at night and two thirty in the
08:50 morning. He doesn't need Michigan State to do that. I don't think. And I've made a good
08:54 point. Pick Central. He said that it's kind of a lateral move like Michigan State. It's
08:57 not like it's Alabama. It's Michigan State. I think there is probably like five teams
09:02 that he would go to next. I think that it could be one of the like elite SEC schools
09:07 like an Alabama or a Georgia, maybe LSU, but probably not. And then I think maybe Florida
09:13 State or something like that or like, I don't know, maybe Ohio State, Michigan, maybe something
09:18 like that. But he's not going to Michigan State. So we all know that Deion completely
09:23 overhauled the roster at Colorado, brought in his own kids to play. Maybe it's just one
09:30 kid. No, two. Yeah. OK, two kids. And he's made all these transfers and things like that.
09:36 Doesn't he need to sort of see that through? Totally. He wouldn't like move all of his
09:41 kids next year again. Michigan State. Right. Totally. That wouldn't make any sense. I think
09:47 that he's going to try and build something at Colorado. Yeah. The playoff expands. He'll
09:51 have a good chance to be in that playoff and that will be really showing something if he
09:55 can make waves, win bowl games. Yeah. Amazing. All right. Amazing. Truly amazing. Yeah. Well,
10:03 Deion, what he's doing is nuts. Not a fan of the masturbating without consent. Yeah,
10:10 we're in lockstep on that. Yeah. That's a clean sweep. Yeah. It's nice when we all agree.
10:15 Three for three on that one. You don't need to be a contrarian on that one. No. No. No
10:19 one just wants to be. But no, no, I'm good. OK, I'm good with our stance on that one.
10:25 Guys, yesterday there was a lost military plane, a real jet. I think it was an F-35.
10:33 Those are big time. Those are big time. Those are no jokes. Those are not planes that go
10:37 missing. It was found in South Carolina. People are worried the plane was hacked over the
10:43 weekend. Sorry, not yesterday. A pilot ejected from the F-35 and it continued to fly on autopilot.
10:49 For a few days, nobody knew where it was. And they asked people to be on the lookout
10:53 for a stray F-35. This morning, the plane was found crashed in a rural area 80 miles
10:59 outside of a military base in Charleston. Pentagon says they are worried the plane was
11:03 hacked. Details on why the pilot ejected are still unknown. I have a little bit of insider
11:08 information on this. Oh, bless us. And I can't reveal any of my sources. That's fine. But
11:13 I will say that it's Dana Beers. No, it's not. He couldn't fly. He couldn't skydive.
11:23 He's piling into F-35. Yeah, he's the only way he gets traveled by air is like when they
11:29 when they carry elephants. A dumbo drop. I saw that movie. He's a dumbo drop guy strapped
11:36 to those like hanging ropes. So what I've heard is that there's a little bit of confusion.
11:43 In the military right now as to why the pilot ejected when the plane was still flyable.
11:51 They are. That is what I've heard. Right there. They're sort of there's a little bit of blame
11:56 going on right now. Preliminary blame on the pilot. So he fucked up or he was. Why would
12:03 he ejected? He didn't. He wasn't. That's that's the question. OK, that's like if the plane
12:08 continued to fly, you're not going to eject. You eject as a last resort. That is a there's
12:13 a whatever. Fifty million dollar taxpayer paid. High end modern weapon that is beyond
12:23 repair and unless I die, it is unsolved. This is not solvable. And that's why I'm ejected.
12:32 But if you're the pilot and you realize your plane is hacked and you're fucked, you don't
12:35 know what that plane is capable of doing. Wouldn't you try to eject the first time you
12:38 safely could? Or what if they ejected him? Or what if he is in their pocket and the bad
12:43 guys have his family or some shit like that? These are all plausible plots for a movie.
12:50 This is Guy Ritchie's The Covenant that will likely be made at some point soon. So hopefully
12:56 we learn more about that. It's pretty concerning, I will say, that some of our best military
13:02 technology embarrassing happen. Yeah, that this happens. I think there are two other
13:06 jets in the in the arsenal that have crashed in the last couple of months as well. This
13:12 does not bode well because I have been also told that the next major global conflict will
13:19 be over Taiwan, which will be an air battle and that China's air defenses and their air
13:27 force are very much rivaling ours at this point. And you kind of want your. That's what
13:34 I've been told. Billy's shaking his head. Do you have other information on that? Get
13:38 over here, Billy, because I want to get to the bottom. You know more than I do. I'm telling
13:41 tales out of school. Forgive me. I'm no I'm no expert. I get the expert in here. Let's
13:45 get a geopolitical expert comes Billy. China. China is our biggest competitor militarily
13:51 just from the size of their army. But technologically, they're very far away from any of the stuff
13:57 we got. That's not what I've heard. Well, I've heard something very opposite, but I
14:01 can't get into it. They have a lot of active duty. They have a lot of ships. But for example,
14:08 their nuclear subs are nowhere close to ours. Their gen fought their gen. I might be mixing
14:13 up the exact generation, but we're a full generation ahead of them technologically with
14:18 our stuff. Well, I hope you're right. How does the our motives of the war in Ukraine
14:25 and Russia play into the motives that we could have with a conflict between Taiwan and China?
14:33 Well, the way we're reacting to a sovereign nation like Ukraine being impeded on by Russia
14:39 is indicative of what China thinks will do if they impede on Taiwan. So that's why we've
14:46 been pretty aggressive with Ukraine's applying the stuff because Taiwan, you know, if China
14:51 invades, we've promised to get involved. So they're watching the situation very carefully.
14:57 Will you put a Taiwanese flag in your header if that situation does arise? Hope it doesn't.
15:04 This is the best episode of Nightline I've ever seen. This is fantastic. We're breaking
15:08 this in there. We are. I'm learning. This is scary. But you know, but think about it.
15:12 We couldn't find the plane because our technology is so advanced. We couldn't even find the
15:17 plane that we designed. What a wonderful to not be found. That is no. But seriously, like
15:23 part of the reasons why I think he ejected was because, like some of the systems weren't
15:28 working that were to do with communication back to base. So one of those had to do with
15:33 tracking the plane. So they hid the plane in the air. It's like when you're looking
15:37 for someone and they're like in the hallway, like flat across the ceiling above you went
15:42 into the hall. It's the Spider-Man. Yes, Spider-Man. We're talking about Spider-Man. We're getting
15:45 it. We got a Spider-Man situation going on right here. Exactly. So I understand it correctly.
15:50 Which I actually like spin zone. We couldn't find the plane that's supposed to not be found.
15:56 So our techs pretty sick. Perfect. Is it is it a stealth plane? Yeah. Basically, the F-35
16:02 is now PFT. Explain this on Mac. Dressing yesterday. It's not really a good dog fighting
16:07 plane, but it's so unseeable it sits right above like a dog fight and locks on to enemy
16:15 fighters. It's like the red dinosaur in the original Avatar that figures that's not going
16:23 to expect anyone to attack it. Yes, because it's typically flying. Yeah. Tells the little
16:27 dinosaurs where the enemies are. Well, that didn't happen. Right. But in this real life
16:34 scenario. I now I understand it now, I understand I can't believe Dana Beers is involved in
16:40 all of this. It's wild. Well, thank you, Billy. Football. Appreciate you. Should we get a
16:45 little sass to talk about planes on here? A little sass is over there. Let's talk about
16:49 planes when he's our biggest plane expert. Hey, little Sasquatch, we have some questions
16:55 about air travel. He just does commercial. Oh, well, we need to know about F-35. He doesn't
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18:41 Oh, yeah. Buffalo Bills fan found naked in a hole covered in poop. OK, before the Bills home
18:49 opener last weekend, a 29 year old male jumped over a fence to the construction site of the
18:54 Bills new stadium. The rescue team arrived and found the man in a hole 30 to 40 feet below the
19:00 surface, naked and covered in human excrement. Huh. And he was also under the influence of
19:08 alcohol, LSD, cocaine and marijuana. And none of those are like bad boy drug behaviors, I
19:16 don't think. I don't think any of them is like you have a drug problem, but they're probably
19:20 just a perfect cocktail for a sports. That's right. Perhaps when mixed, they create a
19:24 witch's brew that says that construction site is the perfect place. Otherwise, you think
19:28 those are me to shed my clothes and poop on myself? They're all party drugs. Yeah. They're
19:33 not lifestyle drugs. Cocaine can be for some people. I think LSD can get. Yeah, I don't know.
19:38 No one's doing LSD every day. And if they are, they're probably jumping in holes filled with
19:43 human excrement. I guess so. I guess the question is, did was the hole filled with human
19:48 excrement or did he fill it? In which case, my guess is he went in head first and then it
19:54 leaked all over him. When Australian people call taking a big shit, they call that taking a
20:01 bog, a bog. Yes. Oh, a bog. I might start using that. Yeah. Just a gross bog. But I think
20:10 that the Bills fans are one of the most likely two or three fan bases to have someone do
20:16 this type of behavior. Oh, yeah. They'd be number one on the list. Round fans, Eagles fans.
20:20 I would say you said which fan base did this? I won't go into the sport. If you get a mouthful
20:25 of shit, Eagles fan, if they were eating excrement, that's probably the more I could eat
20:30 it. You've never seen the video of the Eagles fans eating shit. Oh, yeah, I think I have.
20:34 I think I have. Come on, brother. Sheriff Garcia says many people at the scene watch the
20:39 male take his clothes off and cover himself in human feces in a porta potty. Oh, right. So
20:46 we're kind of a pinto Ron situation. It was that of mustard. He's just getting covered in shit.
20:54 That was his war paint or whatever. William Wallace ever spelunking he intended to do.
20:59 Brave fart. He was taken to the hospital. His only injury was a cut on his forehead. He's been
21:06 given a ticket for criminal trespassing. All right. Well, in a rush, this guy. No, he's above
21:11 the law. I give him some help. Get him a social worker. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. TV show. I'd watch
21:18 sticking with football. Adjacent stories. A Miami Dolphins star cornerback, Zavian Howard,
21:25 allegedly has four women pregnant at the same time. Wow. The info came to light in an Instagram
21:31 post by one of his the carriers of one of his children is the politically correct term, I think,
21:38 for baby mama. According to Instagram, one carrier made a post where she revealed she knew about a
21:47 second carrier and look at this. He spelled baby mama different three different times that he wrote
21:52 it. Yeah. You spell baby M.O.M.M.A. and then M.A.M.A. Maybe that's how Zavian tells them apart.
21:59 That's my two M.M.A. Then a third. That's how much we're getting bonded, revealing that her
22:09 along with a fourth woman are also pregnant by Zavian Howard. I still became friends.
22:14 Oh, yeah, that's good. He is also allegedly being sued by an ex-girlfriend for giving her herpes,
22:19 although he claims it's a shakedown. They got to be friends because it's going to be a class
22:25 action lawsuit when it comes to paternity court. They're definitely all about to come up on some
22:31 money. But if he feels like he could be a good father, you know, spread that seed, brother.
22:35 Yeah, it's too bad that he's experiencing this bump in the road,
22:39 given that he's having a bit of a breakout. Let's go. I get it. That was a rash of good jokes,
22:48 my brother. Come on, Clever. Hop in the front. Herpes. Surely. All those improv classes.
22:55 Nothing. All right. All good. Money well spent.
22:58 Yeah, I don't know if I mean, was that was that a herpes pun that we didn't get?
23:05 No, that was a improv classes. Oh, money. Oh, I see. I was going to say about that.
23:09 You're working UCB. Keep up. Keep up, Francis. Well, you didn't do the joke and we were waiting.
23:15 That was the joke. Money well spent. A sore spot for my boy. There you go. Now we're back.
23:20 You're just refusing to. Yes. And this game. I know. All right. Instagram. I'm not on this.
23:27 God. Territory on a plane and let everyone know she's Instagram famous. OK. So I watched this
23:32 video. Video went viral of a woman getting kicked off a plane as she's getting kicked off and she's
23:39 taking her bags down. She says, film me. I'm Instagram famous. You bum. Call me again. Call
23:48 me again. Yeah, you did nothing wrong. I did. No, you shut up. You shut up. I'm in your.
23:54 Fill me. I'm Instagram famous.
23:57 And as it turns out, she does have like almost a million followers on Instagram. Apparently,
24:08 my guess is that she will have more now. Ron, please tell us what you think of this story.
24:12 You see this clip. We're at a point where more people are famous than are not famous.
24:17 Yeah. And I think it's getting spread a little bit too thin fame, you know. And I think that
24:23 that we probably there's probably people among us at Barstool that have the same type of attitude
24:28 about themselves, you know, that. Yeah. Francis is he. The true, true story. This is true.
24:34 His first day at the office, I've been here about a month. Francis did the same exact thing to me.
24:38 He says, I'm Instagram famous. Fill me, you bum. I had to break out my phone. It was awful.
24:43 I can't. So dehumanizing. You guys are monster. I don't think I've ever used the term Instagram
24:48 famous in my life. That is a yeah, that causes a shudder to hear. It's not good,
24:53 especially about yourself. It also feels weirdly dated to me. If anything, you should say TikTok
25:00 famous now. Right. Does anyone care about Instagram anymore? Not really. Not according
25:04 to our social team. Yeah. Now, with that said, I liked a few things about this young lady.
25:12 First, she didn't ask someone to help her get her bag down from the overhead bin,
25:17 even though I would have because I'm gallant like that. Right. Clemmer wouldn't have been able to.
25:22 He would have been in the bin himself. Why am I in the bin? Because you can fold.
25:26 I still enjoy a nice seat. Just getting snowed. I choose not to be, you know, put in the
25:35 jamming Clemmer into the tiny one. I've never been stopped. The only time I ever got stuffed
25:41 in a locker was for a bit we did here with Dave by Dave. No, no. Is that Kelly King's
25:46 actress for back to school merchandise? Yeah. Yeah. But you do get small. I do get small. Yeah,
25:52 you can. And yeah, I don't know. I mean, unfortunately, she's beautiful. Yeah.
25:59 If if you're into that sort of thing, I'm not beauty her, you know,
26:08 but also wearing like the pajama onesie that a little boy wears on Christmas Eve that has like
26:13 a flap that you can like poop out. Right. You know, that was a preposterous little button.
26:16 But there are people who walk around the airport just trying to get others horny.
26:20 Yeah, there's there's definitely a class. There's probably 10 percent of people going to the
26:24 airport just think that their job is to get other people horny. She had I looked her up on Instagram.
26:29 She had the lips, the big lips. Oh, I thought you meant the oh, no, I wouldn't know. You could
26:36 almost see him in that jumper. She's wearing. But if you're seated next to her, you're not worried
26:40 the plane's going down. Have a float. Two of them, in fact, oh, has like an inner tube on her teeth.
26:49 Yeah, that's right. Well, OK, that's what you that was the flotation devices you were talking about.
26:53 OK, you were thinking of breast. I was a bum. I was in the breast. Interesting. I wouldn't know.
26:58 I wouldn't know. Clever. You wouldn't look like you wouldn't look down there. Yeah. All right.
27:03 Writer Cup tonight after show guys tonight, the writer cup, which I was a part of debuts today.
27:11 I think the first episode aired at 2 p.m. So that's out. Go check that out. It was me
27:17 and Arian Foster, which is Arian Foster, right, versus Hank and Kirk. Absolute
27:26 pyrotechnic show of golf. Very entertaining. Sparks flew. Emotions ran high. Highly recommend
27:35 it. Another episode tomorrow and more matches tomorrow and Thursday. This is a big, big deal.
27:42 You had Dave and Big Cat as the captains of the teams selecting their teams. I think the teams
27:49 are pretty fair, all things considered. And, you know, very interesting gamesmanship,
27:55 a lot of mental manipulation, psychological warfare, as it should be. Yeah. Something I'm
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28:11 The fourth and penultimate episode of Most Dangerous Game Show tonight, 8 p.m. Another
28:19 incredible and electric episode. I would say this is the most must watch episode of the series
28:24 thus far. How does it work to get invited on those shows? Do they send you an email or do
28:28 they give you a call? What happens? I wouldn't know. I think someone either texted me or asked
28:33 me in the hallway or something like that. You hope to be. Would you like to do it? I would
28:36 have loved to have done it. I don't get asked, but I would love to. I bet you would at this point.
28:41 Sad sack clamour. That's right. That's right. I've heard Frank use that same move. I'd love to go.
28:47 No one ever asked me. We'd be nice. We'd be nice. I don't know. We would love to have you.
28:54 No, you don't. No, you're right. Actually, no, you're right. You would not because you could
28:57 have easily had me on this show. That's right. Did not. That's right. But these are two. These
29:03 are two Francis forward programs. These two tonight, I would say, yeah, certainly the most
29:10 dangerous game show one, I would say. And then I mean, well, the golf one is is is really worth
29:20 watching. They're both really worth watching. So tune in. That's a lot of Francis tonight.
29:26 More friends. I'm going to give you more, Francis. Also, they talked about this on Barstool Radio
29:30 today. Francis passed at the Comedy Cellar. Massive. Yes. Also more Francis. Francis joining
29:35 son of a boy that every Wednesday now Wednesday live shows. Oh, my God. Francis is getting we
29:40 say this for Dave's here. It's all Francis all the time. Yeah. Yeah. But but but pride comes
29:48 before the fall. So you know, these two these are these are contentious pieces of programming. So I
29:53 was trying to give some. Oh, that's fun. That's fine. I appreciate that. He's a wonderful gasser
29:58 upper. Yeah, he is. The tires on my boys. He's a good tire pumper. Guys, that's the rundown.
30:04 Thank you so much to mattress firm. And what's that? And body armor. Absolutely delicious.
30:11 Thank you, guys. We will see you tomorrow.
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