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00:00Welcome to the Barstool Sports Advisor, America's premier sports information program, with Jersey
00:11Jerry, Dan Big Cat Caps, and the source, Stu Beiner.
00:29Barstool Sports Advisors, week 16 in the NFL, we are back, we are back, so back, Tommy,
00:37stats, Ashley, weather, Jerry, daycare, Stu, gut level, gut level, let's fucking do it
00:48boys.
00:49Sharing gut level.
00:50Yeah, Jerry thinks it's daycare here, he brought his kids to work.
00:52For a couple hours, that's it, you know what I mean?
00:55Daycare.
00:56What's wrong?
00:57Well, you know what, the problem is, he's handing out juice boxes.
01:00What do you mean handing out juice boxes?
01:02You're handing out juice boxes instead of working.
01:04I'm working right now, we're working right now.
01:06Listen, a couple hours ain't gonna hurt nobody, we're playing.
01:08No, I actually love having you here.
01:09You were playing.
01:10I love having you here.
01:11You were playing, weren't you?
01:12Yeah, yeah.
01:13Stu had a great time with my son, right, Stu?
01:14I love Gerard.
01:15I know.
01:16I was on the floor.
01:17I know.
01:18You, Sandy, and Genesis.
01:19All you did was talk, chatted, you fell in love with my wife.
01:20Gut level, gut level.
01:21It was gut level.
01:22It was gut level.
01:23Sandy's a gut level woman, no nonsense.
01:24Yeah, yeah, gut level.
01:25You know, she's no pomp, circumstance, right.
01:27So last night, obviously Sandy's not with me, me and Quigs went to Les Mis.
01:33Gut level?
01:34It was the 18th time.
01:35And let me tell you something right now, if you ever want a date, if you ever want someone
01:39that just, it just flows, there's no pressure.
01:42You could just hang out in silence and just, there's no uncomfortability like Pulp Fiction
01:49with Uma Thurman, you know, and John Travolta in that scene.
01:53You know, it's Quigs, because he's a man's man.
01:56He's also a woman's man.
01:58And I just want to say, I've seen Les Mis 18 times, I've never had a better time than
02:04with Quigs.
02:05Oh, wow.
02:06Love you.
02:07Thank you for coming with me.
02:08Gut level.
02:09Sandy was on, Cher got level, because no pomp, no circumstance, it's no performance stew,
02:14it's not cash cow stew, it's not be an asshole stew, or save the world stew.
02:19It's just stew.
02:20Stew.
02:21It was just Sean and stew.
02:22Sean and stew.
02:23It wasn't even Quigs.
02:24Sean and stew.
02:25It was just Sean and stew.
02:26I got a question for you.
02:27Yes.
02:28How many, how many times do you ask Quigs to maybe give you a specific edit, or.
02:31Not once.
02:32Increase the wheels.
02:33On, swear to God, hope I die.
02:34Did I ask you once?
02:35No work talk.
02:36No work talk.
02:37Not work.
02:38I love that.
02:39It's gut level.
02:40No, because it was gut level.
02:41Yeah.
02:42It's gut level.
02:43It was gut level.
02:44Okay.
02:45So, I'm walking through an Uber last night after the show, and I'm walking into the abyss
02:48in Chicago, and it's freezing.
02:49I'm trying to see if there's, I walk into three restaurants, they're closed.
02:52So I said, let me go over to this other restaurant.
02:56Now, what's the famous steak place?
02:58For vets?
02:59No, not for vets.
03:00I mean, what, Gibson's?
03:01Gibson's.
03:02Right.
03:03Okay.
03:04So I go to Gibson's.
03:05They're not serving food.
03:06Okay.
03:07I called them.
03:08I said, are you open?
03:09They said, yeah, but I guess.
03:10So they, they tell me to go right down the road to a place.
03:12What's the name of that place?
03:13Right next door.
03:14I don't know.
03:15Dublin's.
03:16Dublin's.
03:17Dublin's.
03:18Dublin's.
03:19Okay.
03:20So I go to Dublin's.
03:21They say the food's great.
03:22Place is rocking.
03:23So, I mean, it's a little lonely because I'm sitting alone.
03:26Where'd Quig's go?
03:27Where'd you get it?
03:28Quig's?
03:29No, no.
03:30Quig's, we immediately took, I wasn't going, I was going back to my hotel.
03:32Got it.
03:33So Quig's went hard way.
03:34It's part of the story.
03:35And I went, I went my way.
03:36It really doesn't feel interesting.
03:37So, but I'm, I didn't eat since like the airport.
03:38Got it.
03:39We didn't know that part.
03:40At two o'clock.
03:41So I was starving.
03:42I had to take my diabetes med and my cholesterol med with a meal.
03:45You didn't eat anything at the office?
03:47Z.
03:48E.
03:49R. O.
03:50I didn't even have a drink.
03:51I didn't have a water.
03:52And I didn't have anything at the show because the play is three hours and I don't want to
03:57pee during the show.
03:59Yep.
04:00Okay.
04:01So I'm sitting there alone.
04:02I order a bowl of chicken noodle soup.
04:05I order my tilapia with my mashed potatoes and my asparagus.
04:08Oh, that's okay.
04:09I'll tell you what, tilapia and chicken noodle soup, one of the greatest combos ever.
04:16These two guys, two girls, I would say on a scale of one to 10, they were 11s whip up
04:25to the table and just fucking sit down and they go, how do you feel about big cat?
04:30We love big cat.
04:32How do you feel about big cat?
04:33I said, fucking, I love big cat.
04:35He's my favorite person in the world.
04:38They were 11s.
04:39Cans?
04:4011s?
04:41They were 11s.
04:42Cans?
04:43No, no.
04:44They're both flat as can be, but I'm not a tit guy.
04:45I'm useless.
04:46Biggest waste of time ever, besides when you have a child and you want to breastfeed.
04:52But anyway, and they were just, just praising you.
04:56Oh, I appreciate that.
04:57They were like, these are my favorite people.
04:59Charles Barkley and big cat.
05:01And I don't know which one I love better.
05:02And the girls-
05:03And you're just sitting there eating your soup and tilapia?
05:04No, because I don't eat in front of people because I eat with my mouth open.
05:08Yeah, you do.
05:09You're disgusting.
05:10You know what I'm saying?
05:11I eat with my mouth open.
05:12That's what I do.
05:13I'm sorry.
05:14You know, it's a character defect.
05:15I love it.
05:16I wish I had it on tape, but I didn't want to whip out the camera because I was like
05:19incognito.
05:20I just want to get in and get out, whatever.
05:24But it just made me feel so good that you are actually legitimately love.
05:30I love it.
05:31I love to hear that.
05:32It's pure love.
05:33And they were naming things from when you were in New York and when before you worked
05:38for Barstool and right when you hung out with PFT and just your evolution of here.
05:43And it was just beautiful.
05:44I just want to say that.
05:45It makes me feel good.
05:46It touched my heart.
05:47That's a gut level touch.
05:48No, no, no.
05:49It's gut level.
05:50It's gut level.
05:51In front of you, I like to break your chops in ways because I think it works for the show.
05:54Well, that's what we do.
05:55Right.
05:56Exactly.
05:57But behind your back, like when you're not with me, I kiss your fucking ass.
05:59I blow you.
06:00Listen, I say that to everyone.
06:01Like I owe you money.
06:02When people ask me what's Stu like, I'm like he is the greatest man ever.
06:07He has a heart of gold and he'll do anything for anyone.
06:10Right.
06:11But it was just, it was a beautiful moment.
06:12All right.
06:13It was a great night.
06:14In the Christmas spirit, you know, it's amazing.
06:17None of this is making it in, right?
06:19Okay.
06:20Yeah, that was a great story.
06:22I loved it.
06:23I loved it.
06:24Okay.
06:25I just wanted to share gut level.
06:26All right.
06:27Should we do some pics?
06:28If you want to, I don't know.
06:29I mean, you know, it's Christmas.
06:30So, you know, a lot of people, you know, and we speak about this, people don't have our
06:35lives.
06:36Right.
06:37No.
06:38We have amazing lives.
06:39Right.
06:40We have performative lives.
06:41Right.
06:42And we're also loved by the world and we are not perfect.
06:46We struggle.
06:47Everyone struggles.
06:48We trip up.
06:49From our president, our team leader, Dave Portnoy, to second in command, to myself.
06:56Okay.
06:57And I just want to say that you're not alone.
06:59Okay.
07:00When you, like I fucked up my life literally seven different times.
07:05Stu Feiner had a gun in his mouth when, when me and PFT first parodied him.
07:10That's a true story.
07:11He was literally gun in his mouth and he was scrolling the internet and he's like, who
07:14are these guys?
07:15Oh shit.
07:16Ready to pull the trigger.
07:17I want a job.
07:18And then I'm going to ask for a million dollars every year.
07:19What I'm saying, when you are at your lowest moment in your life, when hope has left you,
07:26you don't have a plan.
07:28You have no reason to live in your mind.
07:34There's always a new beginning.
07:35And I want 2025 for you to be your new beginning.
07:39I want this Christmas and New Year's to be your new beginning because we love you.
07:44The reason Barstool exists is love.
07:48And that's the bottom line.
07:49When real people think of Barstool, they think of happiness and love.
07:52So I just want to say from Barstool Sports Advisors, from Barstool Sports, from the universe,
07:58from Jersey, Jerry, from everyone here, we love you.
08:01God bless you.
08:02We're rooting for you.
08:03So when you're struggling, you're not alone.
08:06That's well said, Stu.
08:07Okay.
08:08There's dog shit picked by us.
08:10Wow.
08:11What happened?
08:12Why did you do that, Hank?
08:15He just interrupted me like he didn't think I knew what I was doing.
08:18Those are embarrassing moments for you.
08:20When those happen, those are tough for you.
08:21I thought you said let's do some picks.
08:22No, no, no.
08:23There you go.
08:25Those are embarrassing moments for you.
08:26Hank has his hand up.
08:27When he owned that, he ruined the flow of the show.
08:29Do you see what just happened?
08:30No, no.
08:31He ruined the flow of the show.
08:32I was trying to do a quick transition off of that, being like, charging the dog shit.
08:36Smooth.
08:37Smooth.
08:38And Hank thought that I wasn't doing the correct order of the show.
08:43How many times did I fuck up this show?
08:44Like zero?
08:45Negative.
08:46Negative zero.
08:47I was literally driving.
08:48Hank's hand is still up.
08:49He's that embarrassed.
08:50I was literally driving.
08:51His face is as red as Ashley's breathtaking outfit, by the way.
08:56He grabbed the wheel.
08:57You know what he did?
08:58You know when you're in the car with your wife, it's nothing against women, but sometimes
09:05they struggle with driving.
09:06But you're in the car with them and there's a person crossing the street like 100 yards
09:10away and they're like, oh, watch out.
09:13You're like, that person's 100 yards away.
09:15That's what Hank is.
09:16So many times.
09:17Yeah.
09:18Tough.
09:19So many times I've had an argument with Sandy over that.
09:21Like, I'm driving and she's like, there's a stop sign.
09:23I'm like, thanks, Sand.
09:24You know what I'm saying?
09:25I'm 63.
09:26So thanks, Hank.
09:27I know how to drive.
09:28God damn it.
09:29All right, the chargers were the ice cold.
09:31Can we say something?
09:32Yeah, sure.
09:33Hank, we forgive you.
09:35You're not perfect.
09:37You're almost perfect.
09:39You're way too sexy now that you're thinning God-given perfect body and your golf game's
09:43improving so much.
09:46We forgive you.
09:47OK.
09:48Chargers.
09:49Dog shit pick by us.
09:50We all took the chargers.
09:51We had them as our earthquake.
09:53They lost by 100.
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10:23OK, let's get to some picks.
10:28And we're going to start with the Saturday games.
10:29We've got two of them.
10:31Texans at Chiefs.
10:32Chiefs minus three, over under 41 and a half.
10:35I got something to say.
10:36Patrick Mahomes, stop faking like you're injured every fucking week.
10:40He's the new Big Ben.
10:41He's faking again?
10:42Well, no, he's fine.
10:43He was fully in practice.
10:44He doesn't lie.
10:45He's the new Big Ben.
10:46He doesn't lie.
10:47He's the new Big Ben.
10:48Oh, Big Ben.
10:49Big Ben had a couple tough days.
10:50No, no, no.
10:51He had a broken nose.
10:52No, no.
10:53He had a broken nose.
10:54Motorcycle accident.
10:55Elbow.
10:56Never convicted.
10:57Not convicted.
10:58Patrick Mahomes, I love Patrick Mahomes.
10:59He's incredible.
11:00He is.
11:01He broke his leg.
11:02He's very frail.
11:03But he's not.
11:04No, he's not.
11:05He's not.
11:06Not in person?
11:07No.
11:08Not in real life.
11:09Not at all.
11:10Not on TV.
11:11He's a thicker guy.
11:12His legs are thick?
11:13He's got dad bod.
11:14Yeah, he's got dad bod.
11:15Does he really?
11:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:17Oh, yeah.
11:18Really.
11:19Okay, Ashley.
11:20His wife is thin.
11:21His wife is very thin.
11:22Yeah, yeah.
11:23Is she got...
11:24No.
11:25Ashley.
11:26In Kansas City, it's going to be 34 degrees, cloudy.
11:27Okay.
11:28Kansas City, cloudy.
11:29Tommy.
11:30Chiefs have become an under team.
11:31Unders 22 and 7 in their last 29 home games, and it's hit nine straight times when they're
11:32home on short rest.
11:33Is he sick?
11:34I have a little bit of a cold.
11:35Oh, is he sick?
11:36You sound sick.
11:37I mean, it's December.
11:38Well, you know the new thing now, no more COVID, walking pneumonia.
11:39Walking pneumonia?
11:40Yeah.
11:41Oh, man.
11:42What is that?
11:43Do you have walking pneumonia?
11:44I've just diagnosed myself with it.
11:45I'm going to look it up.
11:46Are you sick right now?
11:47I have a bit of a cold.
11:48A cough.
11:49Are you getting over it, or are you just getting it?
11:50I'm probably 65% through it.
11:51Okay.
11:52Oh, so you're not sick?
11:53No.
11:54I'm not sick.
11:55Oh, I see.
11:56Okay.
11:57Oh, so you're not sick?
11:58No.
11:59I'm not sick.
12:00Oh, I see.
12:01Oh, I see.
12:02Okay.
12:03So you're not sick, but you're just getting it.
12:04I'm probably 65% through it.
12:05Oh, so you had it worse two days ago?
12:06I know what it's from.
12:07I think yesterday.
12:08I think he did a show with a bunch of girls.
12:09I hook it up with all of them.
12:10Oh, yeah.
12:11That was a month ago.
12:12Oh, okay.
12:13Yellow phlegm or white phlegm?
12:14I'm not sure.
12:15No, no.
12:16I'm not saying it.
12:17I'm just saying it.
12:18When you blow your nose, do you look at the phlegm?
12:19I don't usually look at the phlegm.
12:20Every Christmas, I get sick.
12:21It's my Christmas sickness.
12:23OK.
12:23Everyone gets it.
12:25Your Christmas this year, are you
12:27going to dress up in your little pajamas
12:28that your mommy gives you, and then come down
12:30and just the three of you?
12:31No, actually, usually for Christmas,
12:32my parents get me like Zyrtec and stomach medication,
12:36like hand soap.
12:37It's a very practical.
12:38Tommy, even at his age, doing like the, what's the,
12:44a Christmas story?
12:45The Night Before Christmas?
12:46My dad used to read me The Night Before Christmas.
12:49Yeah, he gets the pink pajamas, the pink bunny pajamas.
12:53And he comes down, and his parents, he's a grown man.
12:55He's the only child.
12:57Comes down, sits by the Christmas tree.
12:58You know, I do still open gifts.
13:00Yeah, no, of course.
13:01I like it.
13:02I love it.
13:03Tommy, when are you going to get a wife?
13:05Word on the street, Tommy gets a lot of poo-tang.
13:10Dude, who didn't know that?
13:11It's like.
13:12Who didn't know that?
13:13Who's the king of poo-tang?
13:14Well, I'm saying it's the word on the street.
13:16People don't realize that.
13:17It's been the word on the street.
13:18They would think you do, because you
13:19look like a male star, Jersey Jerry, you know,
13:22hung up on Columbia and Kingpin.
13:27This guy fucks.
13:27You are.
13:28All right, all right.
13:29You were born like that.
13:30Good stat, Tommy.
13:31I have a question that's critical.
13:33Yeah.
13:36Now that Donald Trump won his libel lawsuit against Disney,
13:40where they caved in for no reason
13:42and gave him $16 million, when George Stephanopoulos set
13:46seven, I don't even know how to say his name.
13:48It's Stephanopoulos against George Stephanopoulos.
13:51I just want to make sure, are we libel,
13:53even though we're saying things for fun,
13:55when we say something about someone?
13:57Can Barstool be sued?
14:00No, I think it would just be you would be sued.
14:02Oh, because I'm the only person who would
14:03ever say something like that?
14:04Yeah.
14:05OK, so the question is.
14:06And you're not a Barstool employee.
14:07Can I be sued?
14:08Yeah.
14:09Should I get counsel?
14:11Probably.
14:12OK, fair enough.
14:13Dave's dad's a lawyer.
14:14He's a good lawyer.
14:15Dave would have been a great lawyer, too.
14:17One of the best.
14:18He would have been the CEO of some other company.
14:20Let's do this game.
14:21Yes.
14:22I like Tommy's stat.
14:24I'm going to take the under 41 and a half
14:26because these two teams, they're playing on short rest.
14:31All these games, it sucks that, wait,
14:34are they playing on short rest?
14:35Yeah, they are.
14:35Saturday?
14:36Saturday.
14:37And I'm going to take the Chiefs as well.
14:38Chiefs minus three, under 41 and a half.
14:40The Texans' offense makes no sense to me.
14:42They can't do anything.
14:44Jerry, what say you?
14:45Yeah, well, listen, I'm 38 and 52.
14:47I've been letting a lot of people down.
14:48So I've got 12 picks this week.
14:5012 picks?
14:50Yeah, so we're going to try to get back to 500.
14:52Oh, so you're going to go 12 and up.
14:53Wait, is that, does that mean?
14:55You need 14 picks.
14:56Eight plus two is 10.
14:57Why chase?
14:5930 and 52.
15:00OK, gotcha, gotcha.
15:00Why don't you just close strong like the pro you are,
15:04instead of chasing like a degenerate?
15:0614 picks.
15:06Let's go, Jerry.
15:07Oh, yes.
15:08So I got three picks this game.
15:09I got the Chiefs.
15:11I like that, Dan.
15:12I like the under as well.
15:13And I'm going to take an Isaiah Pacheco touchdown.
15:15OK.
15:15So that's my three picks this game.
15:16There it is.
15:18I could, dude, I was hot one week.
15:21I was like six and one.
15:22Yeah, one week.
15:23It's true.
15:24He's right.
15:24True.
15:25Give me the picks.
15:26Still.
15:28Texans went from a two and a half point favorite
15:30to now the Chiefs are a two and a half point favorite,
15:32up to three.
15:33It looks like Patty's going to play.
15:36I don't know if I would play him,
15:37because I don't actually know if they actually need this game.
15:41You sit them this game and then play them next week.
15:45Texans, the only thing they could do
15:47is have a great pass rush.
15:48I mean, CJ Stroud, I don't know what it is,
15:50but he's not the man he was last year.
15:52Could be a sophomore jinx.
15:54Normally, quarterbacks do that, right?
15:55They have a great rookie year, and then
15:56they shit the bed second year.
15:58And he's played into that narrative.
16:02Texans really need this game.
16:04I mean, they need this game to show they're
16:06not going to be a one and done.
16:07I mean, tough game.
16:12I'm going to go under.
16:12I'm just going to go under.
16:13OK.
16:14I'm going to go under.
16:15I like it.
16:16Does that qualify as the earthquake, though?
16:17Because we all have the under.
16:20I don't know, because he's doing like a million picks.
16:22OK, so it's not.
16:23We'll save the earthquake.
16:24Yeah, I'm really confident about that.
16:25We'll save the earthquake.
16:26I'm going to go under.
16:27OK.
16:28Steelers at Ravens, next up.
16:30Steelers at Ravens.
16:31Ravens minus 6 over under is 44 and 1.5.
16:36F-R-A-U-D.
16:38Not yet.
16:39You can't say that yet.
16:40Are you sure?
16:41Almost positive.
16:42You can't say yet.
16:43We were missing Georgie.
16:44OK.
16:45We were missing Shawn Elliott.
16:46OK.
16:46That's two big pieces.
16:47They're not frauds yet.
16:48Not yet.
16:49But.
16:49Not yet.
16:50But maybe.
16:51Not juggernaut.
16:52Not juggernaut.
16:53Not juggernaut.
16:54No, no.
16:54You guys got handled by the Eagles.
16:57I mean, we had a young offensive line.
16:58Eagles defenses.
16:59The Eagles are good.
17:00They're good.
17:00Eagles are very good.
17:02Eagles might be the best offensive defensive team
17:05in the NFL.
17:06If you put the whole package together.
17:08You know, after Nick Sirianni almost got booed out
17:11of this town, they wanted to ax him.
17:13I mean, he might have the best all-around team
17:15in the NFL.
17:15Hear me out.
17:16Spin zone.
17:16Spin zone.
17:17That game, right?
17:18OK.
17:19Was 22-13.
17:21The Stewards were going in late in the third quarter.
17:24Najee Harris fumbled the ball.
17:26I mean, they could have tied that game up 20-20.
17:28You're talking different.
17:29You're not talking fraud talk.
17:30No, that was the turnaround.
17:31Yeah.
17:31No two ways about it.
17:32Yeah.
17:32That was the turnaround.
17:33They were in that game.
17:34OK.
17:34They were in it without choice.
17:36So the Eagles fumbled on their own four-yard line.
17:39OK.
17:40That's earlier.
17:41Yeah, so that.
17:42That was like earlier in the game.
17:44So it doesn't count?
17:45Well, it's how you finish.
17:46OK.
17:47Depends on what narrative we're spinning here.
17:49How you finish?
17:50Like, giving up a 10 and a half minute drive?
17:53Yeah, that's the strategy.
17:54I want to get the weather in the stat first,
17:55and then I got a question about this game.
17:57Weather, Ashley.
17:58In Baltimore, it's going to be 35 degrees and cloudy.
18:01OK, good.
18:02And it's North Weather.
18:04Well done, Ash.
18:05These two teams play, just take the underdog,
18:0826-8-3 against the spread over the last 37.
18:11Mike Tomlin, 26-9 as a dog against the AFC North.
18:15And how is he against the Ravens, by the way?
18:17Very good.
18:18It's usually the underdog cover.
18:19No, no, but straight up.
18:21Say the stat.
18:22Very good.
18:22They've won eight of their last nine.
18:23OK, that's what we were looking for.
18:25I want to bet the Steelers here.
18:29It's scary, though.
18:29TJ Watt, what's his deal?
18:31I messaged him.
18:32He didn't give me much.
18:34I said, T, hope you're doing all right.
18:36You call him T?
18:37I can switch it up.
18:38TJ, T.
18:41So he says.
18:42Has he ever mentioned me, by the way?
18:45I'm trying to think when I was golfing with him.
18:47Did he ever say, hey, what about Stu Finer?
18:49No.
18:50No?
18:50No.
18:51Yeah, I didn't think.
18:51I think he knows you, though.
18:52Of course he knows me.
18:53Sure, he knows you.
18:54Everybody knows you.
18:55Everyone knows me, yes.
18:56I knew him before his.
18:57I don't know if he's going to.
18:58I wouldn't play him.
19:00I wouldn't play him.
19:01I don't think they will play him.
19:03So I think that's big.
19:04That's a big miss.
19:05And I think that's why that spread is 6 and not like 3
19:07and a half, 4 and a half.
19:08Yeah.
19:10I'm going to take the under in this game.
19:11No George Pickett?
19:12George, he could play.
19:14I think he's 80%.
19:16Oh.
19:17I know he's not 100%.
19:18I know that.
19:20I'm taking the under.
19:21I mean, they're going to have a bounce back defensive game.
19:25All right, I'm going to take the Steelers plus 6.
19:27I'm going to take the Steelers plus 6.
19:28Just take the underdog.
19:29Just take the underdog.
19:30Fuck it.
19:30OK, I need more picks.
19:31You're right.
19:31Give me Steelers plus 6.
19:33I'll also do, hear me out, Jalen Warren touchdown this week.
19:37He's got a burst to him.
19:38OK.
19:39Stu, your card is going to be a mess.
19:43No, no.
19:44I think it could be good.
19:45It sounds good right now.
19:46I'm so confused by his card.
19:48My head's spinning.
19:49It's like spinning.
19:52Doesn't take much to spin my head, by the way.
19:56These teams hate each other.
19:57I mean, years ago, there would be absolutely fights, right?
20:01Every single play.
20:02Like the referees would be, you know,
20:04one, throw fucking people out of the game.
20:08I don't think the Eagles' victory was surprising.
20:15You had the Eagles in that game?
20:16I had the Eagles.
20:16I did not have the Eagles.
20:17Oh, OK.
20:17I was the only one on the panel that had the Eagles.
20:20I was Tomlin underdog, more.
20:21Yeah, 3 and 2 last week, hit by Mortle, 9-5-1.
20:26Cash Stu showed up again.
20:2770% since Cash Stu.
20:3010 and 5, Mortles.
20:32You have me by 1 win.
20:35Yeah.
20:36I'm going to try to close the gap.
20:3710-5.
20:37Try to close the gap.
20:3910 and 5, 9-5 and 1.
20:40What is your Mortle, by the way?
20:426 and 6.
20:436 and 6.
20:44Not bad.
20:45Not terrible.
20:45No.
20:46You can close strong.
20:47Exactly, yeah.
20:47Exactly.
20:50I think the key to that game is the Eagles
20:52laying 5 and 1 half.
20:53That's a big, beefy.
20:54Like, for example.
20:55It's a big, beefy.
20:56The Lions only laid 2 and 1 half,
20:59which seemed like an easy lay, and they
21:01got blown the fuck out.
21:02I had Bills.
21:03Did you have Bills?
21:04No, I had Lions.
21:05Yeah, I had that as a big, beefy.
21:06I was one of my only losers on the show.
21:09Oh, no, you had multiple.
21:11What?
21:12I went 3 and 2.
21:13Yeah, so 2.
21:14Right, one of.
21:16I didn't say my only, did I?
21:18OK, I'm not being sneaky.
21:20I'm not being high stew.
21:2210 and 5, Mortle Box.
21:23You know, high stew.
21:2410 and 5, Mortles.
21:259-5 and 1, Mortles.
21:2610 and 5, Mortles.
21:279-5, Mortles.
21:2810 and 5.
21:289-5, Mortles.
21:31Congratulations on your $200,000, by the way.
21:33Oh, thank you.
21:34Appreciate that.
21:34I mean, that's mad skill.
21:36Yeah, mad skill.
21:37I sent you a text.
21:38You didn't respond back, bud.
21:40I didn't respond?
21:41No.
21:41That's my bad.
21:42You know, I was actually, I was sick on Saturday.
21:45I won that bet.
21:45I was puking.
21:46I threw up like seven times on Saturday.
21:48What'd you eat?
21:49No, it's just like a bug that's going around.
21:51It went through my house.
21:52Oh, from the children.
21:53Yeah, right.
21:54They come home with all kinds of fucking gross-ass drugs.
21:56Until my kids turned, after 10, every week I was sick.
22:00Yeah, no, it was.
22:01Wiping their nose.
22:02It was a 24-hour bug.
22:03But I was literally puking and getting texts.
22:05But mad skill.
22:06I mean, we have to acknowledge it.
22:08Can everyone just clap?
22:10I mean, how many times have you bet $5,000 and won $200,000?
22:13I mean, that's unbelievable.
22:15Unbelievable.
22:16Unbelievable, mad skill.
22:17OK, so acknowledgment.
22:18OK.
22:1910 and 5.
22:219, 5, 1.
22:24You want to risk the $200,000 right now?
22:27On who's going to have the best mortal record?
22:29I don't have the $200,000 anymore.
22:30Oh, wait a second.
22:31Wait a second.
22:32I don't have $0.02, so I thought you said that.
22:35Because I was going to have to back down like a bitch.
22:37OK.
22:39Like, I remember, like, season three, I was bitching to Dave.
22:47And I put him against the wall.
22:49I said, why don't we bet $100,000 on this game?
22:51And he didn't want to.
22:51And finally went, all right, Stu, you want to bet $100,000?
22:54No, I'm broke.
22:55What do you have in your mind?
22:57I don't have a dollar to lose to you.
22:58I'm going to use the under in this game.
23:00I think it's going to be a tight game.
23:02And it's a very important game for both teams.
23:04And I don't think.
23:05I don't know.
23:06It's for the division?
23:07If the Steelers win, they win the division.
23:09Yeah, I mean.
23:10If the Ravens win, it's going to be really hard for the Steelers
23:12to win the division.
23:12I mean, I'm just going to use under right now.
23:14Under right now.
23:15OK.
23:15Both side selections on the Saturday games,
23:18I'm going to use for major plays on my 800 service
23:21on StuFunner.com.
23:23So I'm going to use both unders here, and we'll go from there.
23:25Love that.
23:26OK.
23:27Next up, Eagles, Commanders.
23:29Big game.
23:30Max, first PFT.
23:32Eagles minus 3 and 1 half over under is 45 and 1 half.
23:37Tommy, I'll start with you, and then kick it to Ashley.
23:39Got a little bit of a long one here, so bear with me.
23:42Home dogs with a winning record in a divisional December
23:46matchup.
23:46You're going to think, oh, you're
23:47going to say they're good, right?
23:48Terrible.
23:497 and 17 against this brand since 2013.
23:52So Eagles.
23:54Wow.
23:55Eagles.
23:56Eagles.
23:56Eagles.
23:58Just Eagles.
23:59Over to Ashley now for the weather.
24:01Yeah, I'll hit it.
24:02In Washington, it's going to be 31 degrees and cloudy.
24:07I like the Eagles in this game, but I'm a little nervous.
24:093 and a hook.
24:103 and a hook.
24:11They've won like 10 in a row, the Eagles.
24:13I know.
24:14Baldiani.
24:15Ever since he shaved his head, they've won.
24:18All right, I'll start with you, Stu.
24:20God, is this a tough game.
24:22Yeah.
24:23Oh, thank you for asking me about my health, by the way.
24:26No cancer.
24:29No cancer.
24:31Wait, no, I said it.
24:32I know we did, but I was just saying, no cancer.
24:36I was concerned about your health.
24:38No, no, I know that.
24:39I read your mind.
24:41I read it.
24:42You were saying, oh, I forgot to say it.
24:43I retweeted your no cancer.
24:47Listen, when it really comes down to it,
24:49you always have my back.
24:50You always acknowledge my health, and that's the bottom line.
24:53I just want to say something, by the way.
24:56Doctors are scumbags.
24:58Because they don't tell you the whole story.
25:00How about this?
25:01Now, when I told Jersey Jerry, because I
25:03share everything with JJ.
25:04Gut level.
25:04You know, the two people I share everything with,
25:06because you're busy, and Hank's busy, so I don't like,
25:08although I would dump both of you, but you're busy.
25:11JJ and Mince are my two soulmates.
25:13I share everything.
25:15How about this?
25:17For my next 20 ejaculations, there's blood.
25:21What?
25:22There's blood.
25:23That's weird.
25:24Like, I'm talking like blood.
25:27I'm not talking like, I mean, so I'm only up to six.
25:30And I have to do it on my own, because Sandy said,
25:33get the fuck away from me.
25:34You're not putting blood in me or on me.
25:38But they don't tell you that.
25:39So now, the Christmas season, where I enjoy,
25:43I can't have Hank's diet.
25:46I can't have sugar.
25:48I can't have carbs.
25:50No marijuana.
25:51I'm clean stew now.
25:53I haven't had Coke in forever, although, God, do I love it.
25:57Oh, the best.
25:58And now, I have to have sex alone.
26:01And I have to have like, I have to have like,
26:04shirts under me, because I'm faultless,
26:09because I'm ejaculating blood.
26:10So here's the point.
26:12When you go for a biopsy on your prostate,
26:15the doctor's not going to tell you this until after the fact.
26:18Here's Stu giving you information.
26:21Men, for 20 ejaculations, you're going
26:25to have blood in your ejaculations.
26:28So you're just, you're in your room,
26:31and you got like, towels and shit.
26:32It looks like a boxing match.
26:34It's like a corner man.
26:35No, no.
26:35Blood and guts everywhere.
26:37And then, can I just explain?
26:38My fear is that after the 20, if it's still there,
26:41then what do I do?
26:42And I go to the doctor, hey, doc, what's the story?
26:45And you know what they'll say, because I've already asked?
26:47What?
26:48It might take longer.
26:49Thanks!
26:50I could have this operation in like, March.
26:53Now for the Christmas spirit, I'm like, Rudolph the Red Nose,
26:58rain red!
26:59You know, it's disgusting.
27:00You almost nailed that.
27:01All right, what was your pick of this game?
27:03It's a really tough game.
27:04Yeah.
27:05I want to use the home dog.
27:06Yeah.
27:07But I don't think Washington actually has it.
27:10And I think Philadelphia does.
27:11Before the season started, on the show, week one,
27:14I said the Eagles are going to represent
27:15the NFC in a Super Bowl.
27:17I look on point.
27:18I said Saquon Barkley's going to win the MVP.
27:20Probably not Josh Allen's overtaking him.
27:24It's hard to lay a number in this game.
27:28I'm going to lay it.
27:29OK.
27:29I'm going to go with Philadelphia.
27:31Shout out, Philly.
27:32Jerry.
27:32Shout out, buddy Ryan.
27:34Shout out, Rex Ryan.
27:35I can't bet against the Eagles after what I saw last week.
27:37Yeah.
27:38Stu said earlier, their most complete team in football.
27:41I got four plays this week.
27:42OK.
27:43I got the Eagles to cover.
27:44I got the over in this game.
27:45Talk slow, because it's so many.
27:47Eagles to cover.
27:49Yes, thank you.
27:51Over.
27:52Saquon Tutty.
27:53Saquon.
27:54His name is Saquon.
27:55Saquon, touchdown.
27:58Jalen Hurts, touchdown.
27:59Wow.
28:00So I got four plays here.
28:01Four plays.
28:02Four plays.
28:03I'm at 4 plus 3 is 7.
28:057 plus 3 is 10.
28:07So I'm only allowed two more plays.
28:08Take away the Hurts touchdown on my hand.
28:10No, no, no.
28:11You're allowed as many plays as you want.
28:13I know, but I'm trying to go to 14.
28:16I'm good. Stay.
28:16Stay.
28:17Stay.
28:18OK.
28:19The Eagles' team total over 23 and a half.
28:23That way, I don't have to deal with the hook.
28:25I think the Eagles are going to be able to score 24 points
28:28in this game.
28:29I think the game is probably going to be 24-17.
28:32But I want to avoid maybe 24-21.
28:35I'll take the over 23 and a half for the Eagles.
28:37When we come back, we have two more games.
28:40And then we also have a morning head to five.
28:41Head to five.
28:429-5-1.
28:43Head to five.
28:44It's me and Big Cat.
28:45Head to head.
28:45Head to five.
28:47A couple of years ago, I'm going to try to win.
28:50Back right after this.
28:52Barstool Sports.
28:58This season began with a cast of 24.
29:01Now we're down to just 11.
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29:06Fuck you.
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29:09Rhea is controlling a good portion of the game.
29:13We don't have a path to knock anybody out.
29:15Those three guys can win the game.
29:17Newey Tribe wins immunity.
29:19In two weeks, on Monday, January 6,
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29:26And the game will kick into a whole new gear.
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29:49Both side selections.
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30:48Barstool Sports Advisor, we're back afternoon.
30:52Vikings at Seahawks.
30:54This one's going to be a very important weather game.
30:56So I got to start with Ashley.
30:57Ashley, I am very nervous about this weather.
30:59What do you got?
31:00In Seattle, it's going to be 50 degrees and rainy.
31:03Oh.
31:04Ooh.
31:06And Gino, Gino-ino.
31:08He banged up, banged up last game.
31:10Is he going to play?
31:11Tommy?
31:12Vikings, 7-2 and 3 against the spread under O'Connell
31:15is a road favorite.
31:16And I said it last week.
31:18Well, if Gino Smith plays, he's terrible at home.
31:202-10 against the spread.
31:21Is Gino going to play?
31:23I'm not sure.
31:23He sucks, Dan.
31:24He sucks.
31:25I would say he plays.
31:27But he sucks.
31:27That's based on absolutely nothing.
31:29Yeah.
31:30Sucks.
31:30Stu?
31:32Again, I'm dying to use the home dog here.
31:34But you know, this season especially,
31:38you take the inferior teams and look for the upset.
31:40Never happens.
31:41Just doesn't happen.
31:42Never happens.
31:42You know, you get coal in the stockings.
31:44You get a bankroll that's wiped out.
31:46And you just, you know, a dismal performance here.
31:50God, do I hate laying this number.
31:52But I'm going to lay it because Minnesota can put pressure
31:56on the quarterback.
31:57And if Gino can't run and can't avoid the pass rush, he's dead.
32:01And if he doesn't play, the game's a rout.
32:03You know, I think Minnesota just squeaks it out.
32:05I think they're a very good team.
32:06I think they're going to be dangerous in the playoffs.
32:08I do not want to play them.
32:10And I'm going to lay the number.
32:11OK.
32:12Jerry.
32:13I'm going to take the under with a DK touchdown.
32:15OK.
32:16Two picks.
32:17Yeah, two picks.
32:17That's it.
32:18Just only two picks this game.
32:19Gino Smith's bad.
32:20I feel like you bet DK to score a touchdown every single week.
32:24Four straight weeks.
32:24How many touchdowns does DK have this year?
32:27I think he has one.
32:29One.
32:29Two.
32:30Two.
32:30Possibly.
32:31You bet him every single week.
32:31He's got three.
32:32OK.
32:32Three.
32:33He bets him every single week.
32:34We're in week 16.
32:35Well, the reason why is because I really
32:36thought he was going to be a stealer.
32:37Yeah.
32:38And I'm just attached to him now.
32:40So that's it.
32:41So anyone who you thought was going to be a stealer now
32:43gets the bet.
32:44He's the new Deontay Johnson.
32:46I was just going to bring that up.
32:47Have you seen the news about this guy?
32:49He's like out of the league.
32:50He's a bad guy.
32:51Bad guy.
32:52Everyone hates him.
32:53And you lost a lot of money on him.
32:55A lot of money.
32:56A lot of money.
32:57Do you think Dan Campbell is going
32:59to be the reason the Lions don't go to the Super Bowl?
33:03I'm just throwing that out.
33:04Oh, no.
33:05I think it's probably their injuries will be the reason.
33:07I'm going to take Viking Seahawks under 42 and 1⁄2.
33:10Yeah, same.
33:11I think this game, look, gross game, rain, Geno hampered.
33:17Seahawks got a little exposed on the ground last week.
33:20I think they got to kind of buckle up here.
33:23Tight game, late season, under 42 and 1⁄2.
33:28Got it.
33:29OK.
33:30Got it.
33:30Last pick before we get to our immortals.
33:34Buccaneers and Cowboys, Stu Finder
33:35is not going to give us a pick because he's a coward.
33:38Bucs minus four, over under 48.
33:40Cowboys won three in a row.
33:41I mean, they're playing great ball right now.
33:43So what's your pick?
33:44I mean, they're closing strong.
33:45What's your pick?
33:47Bucs are playing unbelievable.
33:48Baker Mayfield.
33:49Cowboys won three out of four.
33:51Sorry, I forgot they lost the Monday night game.
33:53Bucs are playing great ball right now.
33:55Baker's been unbelievable.
33:56I mean, he's flying under the radar.
33:59He might be the hottest quarterback in the NFL
34:00besides Josh Allen.
34:01I mean, he's great.
34:02So what's your pick?
34:04Obviously, as you know, I need to earn a living.
34:07It's why I'm here.
34:09Didn't save my money when I was young.
34:119-5-1, by the way.
34:1210-5 on my picture free.
34:13This parlay is going to be my one and only
34:18because I've never done this.
34:19Sunday night, 2024, December parlay of the year.
34:26And it will be on StuFinder.com.
34:29In addition to it, both side selections,
34:32which will be on StuFinder.com.
34:40Both side selections, Saturday.
34:41Three best bets, Sunday.
34:44Five best bets, $69.
34:46Just, no, no, only $69.
34:48Favorite number for your position, StuFinder.com,
34:51StuFinder.com, StuFinder.com.
34:56Did you not release any blood in the ejaculate, mortals?
35:02I'm going to save that.
35:03OK, you should.
35:04No, I want to come here on January and say I'm blood free.
35:07Yeah, blood free.
35:08Shout out blood.
35:09All right, stat real quick.
35:11Baker Mayfield's been unreal on the road
35:13with the Bucs, 13 and 3 against the spread.
35:15Cowboys covered just one of their last nine home games.
35:19Ashley, interesting.
35:21Ashley.
35:22In Dallas, it's going to be 52 degrees with a chance of rain.
35:26That roof might be leaking.
35:28Yeah, could be.
35:29Are you going to stick around and watch this game with Stevie?
35:32Nope.
35:33What?
35:34Oh, Sunday, yes. Of course, yes.
35:36I don't think we're streaming it.
35:37Thursday, I can't because of golf and stuff.
35:39Wait, I thought you were.
35:40I thought you took the 5 AM flight.
35:42Thought I did, too.
35:42Oh, what happened?
35:43Another Thursday night game you're missing?
35:45Yeah, yeah, tough.
35:47What should I tell Gruden?
35:50Just tell him he had oblos.
35:52Will John be here?
35:53Yes.
35:54What do you mean, he'll be here for the Thursday game?
35:56I know another guy who's had oblos.
35:59Yeah.
36:01Yeah.
36:02It's going well.
36:02Listen, it's for the company.
36:03This company paid big money for this,
36:05so we had to shoot some promos for them.
36:07Yeah, Jerry's a high ticket.
36:08All right, pick.
36:09OK, hear me out.
36:10One play.
36:12And I think it's my mortal as well.
36:15OK.
36:16Should I say that or no?
36:17Go for it.
36:18Cowboys.
36:19I think they win the game.
36:21Ooh.
36:21I think they win the game.
36:22Love it.
36:23They've been playing well.
36:24Bucks. Bucks.
36:25Really?
36:25Bucks.
36:26Jerry did this last week.
36:27Does anyone remember what he did?
36:29He tried to tell everyone, he's like, hey, listen.
36:30I got a feeling.
36:31Gut level.
36:33Same as Tommy DeVito.
36:34You're right. You're right.
36:36You're right. You're right.
36:36You're right.
36:37He's right. I'm dumb.
36:39I'm switching to bucks.
36:40Bucks minus.
36:40I'm switching to bucks. He's right.
36:41He's right.
36:42And you pay me for the winner?
36:44Yeah.
36:44Let me just say something, too.
36:45No.
36:46All you vampires out there, because I'm full of blood,
36:51I'm not interested.
36:52I didn't think interview with the vampires was so good.
36:58I didn't like the movie.
36:59I thought Tom Cruise bombed.
37:01And I actually don't like Dracula.
37:03Oh, OK.
37:04I don't like him at all.
37:05Didn't need this.
37:06And I'm not interested in vampires.
37:08So don't DM me.
37:09Don't email me.
37:11Don't harass me.
37:13Vampires.
37:14Also zombies.
37:15Don't care about zombies.
37:16I wear garlic.
37:17I smell like garlic.
37:19And I'm garlicing you.
37:21Yeah.
37:21Shout out no vampires.
37:23No, no. No, no.
37:24None.
37:25No, no, no, no.
37:26No, no, no, no.
37:27None.
37:28Zero.
37:29None.
37:30Zip.
37:31All right.
37:33Barstool Sports Advisors.
37:34All right.
37:35I'm holding that in for you.
37:37I'm holding that in for you.
37:44Howdy-o, Stu here, baby.
37:46Let's go.
37:48You need a present.
37:49You need to send something special for Christmas.
37:53It's Christmas.
37:54Christmas is in the air.
37:56Santa Claus is coming.
37:58It's Santa Stu.
38:00Here we go.
38:01Whether it's a birthday, whether it's an anniversary,
38:04whether it's a bachelor party, something
38:06to do with fantasy football.
38:08It's the playoffs.
38:09Somebody lost.
38:10Somebody won.
38:11You want to send a special message.
38:14Listen.
38:15Bottom line is this.
38:16I do the best cameo.
38:18That's why I'm number one in the world.
38:21Do this.
38:22Get over to cameo.com slash Stu Prider.
38:26Cameo.com slash Stu Prider.
38:29Everyone loves me.
38:30You know your family loves me.
38:32Your friends love me.
38:34Make their Christmas special.
38:37Cameo.com slash Stu Prider.
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39:24The crown is yours.
39:26The 10-in-5 man is here.
39:28The 10-in-5 man is here.
39:31The 10-in-5 man is here.
39:33How much money do you think worldwide
39:36we've made people on your 10-in-5 record?
39:40Oh, I'm so sorry.
39:42Mortal record and my 9-5-in-1 mortal record.
39:45Billions.
39:46We give entertainment.
39:48Yep.
39:49Love.
39:50Yep.
39:51Caring.
39:51We make them hard.
39:52Sharing.
39:53We make them hard.
39:54Yes.
39:55The women wet.
39:56Yes.
39:58I'm glad you said it and I didn't.
39:59Yep.
40:00Yes.
40:01But it's a fact.
40:02How much money?
40:02Billions.
40:04That's what I wanted to know.
40:0510-in-5.
40:06Okay, 9-5-1.
40:0710-in-5.
40:079-5.
40:08I'll start.
40:09Yes.
40:10Mr. 10-in-5.
40:1110-in-5.
40:12Drum roll please.
40:17The New York Jets.
40:18Oh my gosh.
40:20You have to let me finish.
40:21The New York Jets.
40:22Yes.
40:23Are.
40:25Dog shit.
40:26Yeah.
40:27On defense.
40:27Yeah.
40:28They are a sneaky over team.
40:29It's happened recently.
40:32The LA Rams are playing good ball.
40:33I know it's gonna be cold in New York on Sunday,
40:35but it looks like there's no rain, no wind.
40:39Also both these quarterbacks,
40:40Aaron Rodgers trying to prove something.
40:42Matthew Stafford, the Rams are the top NFC West.
40:45Over 46 and a half.
40:47That is my mortal 10-in-5.
40:50Okay.
40:5110-in-5.
40:51You like it?
40:52Yeah.
40:53I like anything you do.
40:55I'm 10-in-5.
40:56It speaks for itself.
40:5610-in-5.
40:5710-in-5.
40:58Yeah.
40:59Jerry.
41:006-in-6.
41:016-in-6.
41:036-in-6.
41:06Listen, I love the same game,
41:09but what you said makes me nervous is I love the Rams.
41:10I think it's a blowout.
41:11Okay, but that's okay.
41:12We can have a blowout.
41:14They just need to score the Jets.
41:15Yeah.
41:16Okay.
41:17How about Rams win 42-20?
41:19Done, over.
41:2042-14.
41:21That hits you over and it hits me.
41:2242-14.
41:22I like the Rams.
41:24That's my sneaky NFC Championship team.
41:26Oh.
41:27That would be bad.
41:28Why?
41:29Pinky team.
41:30Oh.
41:31I'd have to cut off the tip,
41:32the very tip of my pinky.
41:33Don't say that.
41:34I would.
41:35If the Rams make it to the Super Bowl?
41:37When did you do that bet?
41:38When they were bad in the beginning?
41:39Yeah, 0-2.
41:40Would you really do that?
41:41I would try.
41:42I don't know if anyone would do it for me.
41:44I would do it to the tip of the bone.
41:46So it'd basically be like almost to where the nail is.
41:50You'd have to do it on like a meat plate.
41:52The problem is I would do it,
41:54I've been very clear where I'd cut the tip of my pinky
41:56and then people would be like,
41:57oh, you didn't cut your whole pinky off,
41:58you're a piece of shit.
41:59And I'd be like, dude,
42:00I literally just dismembered myself.
42:02You can't win.
42:03Let's just hope they don't do it.
42:04Yeah.
42:05Let's hope they don't do it.
42:06Let's hope not.
42:07Let's hope they don't do it.
42:08I can't pick a game.
42:08They're playing good ball.
42:09They're playing good ball.
42:10What do you want me to do?
42:11They're playing good ball.
42:12All right, let's do it.
42:13Shadow Kelly Stafford.
42:14Gosh.
42:16I'm stuck here.
42:17I have two mortals.
42:18Last we had three,
42:19I would have went two and one.
42:21But I went one and one.
42:2110 and five.
42:23My nine, five and one record is on the line
42:26against Big Cat.
42:30I have a team that I'm oh and six using
42:33and I want to use them.
42:35I have another team
42:38that I'm four and two using.
42:40I'm gonna use the oh and six team.
42:42I like it.
42:43Challenge.
42:44Shout out Frank the Tank.
42:46First of all, did you see Frank run by the way?
42:48Yeah.
42:48Did you see him run?
42:49I played that like thousands of times.
42:51Oh yeah.
42:52Can I say something?
42:53Yes.
42:54He's not that fast.
42:55No, I mean, he ran an 11, 540.
42:58Yeah, no, I'm just saying.
42:59I thought an 11, 540 is not fast.
43:01I thought he would be faster.
43:03An 11, 540.
43:04You know what's interesting?
43:05Joking, obviously.
43:06Jenks is not fast either.
43:08Jenks is like a nine, 140.
43:11No way.
43:12For a guy that's 110 pounds.
43:14I mean, he's not fast.
43:15Really?
43:16No, I don't know why.
43:17He's just not.
43:18Okay.
43:19He's not full performative.
43:20I think everything he does is fake.
43:21He doesn't really do.
43:22What does he do?
43:23Jenks is the best.
43:24He does pull-ups very wrong, by the way.
43:26No, he doesn't.
43:27Anyone does the pull-ups the way he does them,
43:28they'll pull his back out.
43:29You can't do a pull-up.
43:30You would die if you tried to do a pull-up.
43:32I did 50 pull-ups when I was his age, in a second.
43:36You trained rough and rowdy one day and tore your bicep.
43:41That's not true.
43:42That is true.
43:43What do you mean?
43:44I trained for like two months.
43:45And then what happened?
43:47I tore my bicep.
43:48But I was 57 years old.
43:50Okay, all right.
43:51Jenks is in his prime.
43:52All right, go ahead.
43:53What's your pick?
43:54If me and Jenks fought rough and rowdy,
43:56it would be dead.
43:57He'd be dead.
43:58No, it wouldn't be.
43:59He'd be knocked out.
44:00You would tear your bicep before you got there.
44:02Not if I'm 57.
44:03He's not gonna make it to 57.
44:05Okay.
44:06Stop.
44:07Shout out Frank the Tank.
44:08Fabulous job, Frank.
44:10Jenks, in reality, fabulous job making Frank,
44:13first of all, alive.
44:15Odds are that he wasn't even gonna be alive in 2024.
44:18There was a line he would be under the table.
44:20Great job, Jenks.
44:22Great job, Tank.
44:23Tank, I need you this week.
44:25I need you to get on your knees and pull in
44:28the Miami Dolphins as my friend.
44:32I don't care about your weight.
44:34I don't care about your health.
44:36I don't care about your parents in Buttfuck, Idaho.
44:40I care about you helping me.
44:43I was there for you in 2016.
44:46You needed me.
44:48I need you now.
44:49I need you now.
44:51Miami Dolphins are my mortal.
44:54And Tank, it's all up to you.
45:00Okay, that's our show.
45:01Great show, everyone.
45:03Oh, God.