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00:00Is everyone psyched?
00:01I need Bosco.
00:02I need...We need Bosco.
00:04He's good.
00:05You get to your track, take over your track.
00:08Walk in your track, take over your track.
00:10Who says that?
00:11Kirk Cousins.
00:12Kirk?
00:13Curchio?
00:14Come on.
00:15It's that rap, right?
00:16Walk in your track, take over your track.
00:17Like Curchio.
00:18You got to repeat it back!
00:19Walk in your track, take over your track.
00:21Walk in your track, take over your track.
00:25Walk in your trap, take over your trap.
00:27Walk in your trap, take over your trap.
00:29Let's go.
00:31It's football.
00:32I'm ready.
00:33Woo!
00:33Let's get the energy up.
00:34Let's get the energy up.
00:35All right, we're ready to do it.
00:37The energy's new.
00:38All right, here we go.
00:39Welcome to the Barstool Sports Advisory.
00:44America's premier sports information program.
00:48With Jersey Jerry.
00:51Dan, Big Cat Cats.
00:55And the source, Stu Finer.
01:07Barstool Sports Advisory.
01:09Yeah!
01:10Week nine of the NFL.
01:13We're here with very special guests.
01:15We have Stu Finer, the source.
01:17He's always here.
01:18We have Ashley.
01:19She's always here.
01:20We have Jersey Jerry.
01:22He's on the stats.
01:23Ooh, look at that.
01:25But who do we have in the middle seat today?
01:26Because we're trying to find winners.
01:28Jerry was terrible last week.
01:29Brandon was terrible the week before.
01:32We got Rico Bosco.
01:33Woo!
01:35Rico!
01:38Here to take over.
01:39Ow!
01:40Ow!
01:44That's my second assault in the office.
01:45Let's go!
01:46Wow!
01:47Bosco's here.
01:48Let's go!
01:49Rico picks.
01:49Let's go!
01:50We've got a great show for you.
01:52Before we do that though,
01:53we gotta get to what happened last week.
01:55So last week, I did guarantee that I'd win a game.
01:58And you did.
01:59I did.
02:00I won a game.
02:01I actually won four games.
02:03Yes.
02:04I went four and three.
02:05Back on the right side of 500.
02:06Stu, you had a nice week as well.
02:08Jerry, your dog shit.
02:11But we gotta talk about the ice cold pick of the week.
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02:40I am unfortunately, this is,
02:42we tape this show on Wednesdays.
02:45I am like sideshow Bob when he steps on the rakes.
02:49Every time I turn around,
02:51someone wants to bring up the Hail Mary.
02:54Someone wants to bring up the Hail Mary.
02:56The ice cold pick is the Hail Mary.
02:57The Bears lose.
02:58Stu, we had it.
02:59Jerry, you had it.
02:59We had an earthquake on the Bears.
03:02I'm so sick of talking about this fucking game.
03:05It took a piece out of me, Stu.
03:07It took a piece out of me.
03:08It was bad.
03:09Brightside is a regular season game, not a playoff game.
03:11Matter how much of all that would hurt.
03:13But, that might have kept us out of the playoffs.
03:17Well, it's because you're playing
03:18in the best division in the NFL.
03:19Yeah, that's true.
03:20I mean, 10 wins might not give you a,
03:2210 wins might not get you in the playoffs.
03:23That could be the game that keeps us out of the playoffs.
03:25No, but it could be like a sprinter.
03:26You know how when there's two heats,
03:28you want to run in the faster heat so that you catch up?
03:31The guy's going to win if there's two heats for the Olympics
03:34and the guy is going to win.
03:36You want to run in that heat
03:37because you get a little bit half of a second
03:38because you're chasing them,
03:39rather than running with all the schleps in the second heat.
03:42So, the faster heat is the NFC North?
03:44The NFC North is going to keep you running fast.
03:46But, what if all the other guys in that heat are faster
03:49and we finish last?
03:50Then, you don't make it.
03:50But, right now, I think you're keeping up pace.
03:52You're doing okay.
03:53Okay, okay.
03:54That does feel like we're the slowest in the race.
03:57You're definitely the slowest in the race,
03:58but you're faster than the other heat.
04:00But, wouldn't I rather be in a race
04:02with other slow people and I'm the fastest?
04:06Because then I'd win?
04:09Potentially.
04:10Okay, all right.
04:10Well, it's a fluid situation.
04:13Fluid situation, yeah.
04:14How are the Bears the Jagermeister ice cold pick,
04:19instead of Jersey Jerry's mortals,
04:22which was the Jets, Jets, Jets, J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets.
04:26Let me tell you a little secret
04:27about how this whole operation works.
04:28Go.
04:29See that guy right there?
04:30Yes.
04:31See that guy right there?
04:32Yes.
04:32He lives to see me fucking punished.
04:34Tortured.
04:35He wanted me to bring it up again.
04:37I got to give it to him.
04:38Tortured.
04:39No more.
04:39Tortured.
04:40No more.
04:41Whoa, whoa.
04:42He's like the Pulp Fiction.
04:43I'm the Gimp.
04:45He's got it in my mouth.
04:46He's just fucking whipping me.
04:47Hank, got to take the loss here.
04:48Who comes in and saves?
04:49The ice cold pick is Jersey Jerry.
04:50I'm dead.
04:51The Jets were a lie.
04:52The Jets are going to murder the Patriots.
04:54That's true.
04:55That was bad.
04:56Oh, yes.
04:57The Patriots win.
04:58The ice cold pick.
04:58The Patriots win.
05:00The ice cold pick is Jerry's Jets.
05:02He bet on the worst.
05:03It's the athlete.
05:04Come on.
05:05Minus seven.
05:06Minus seven on the road.
05:07No, they should have won that game.
05:08Boom.
05:09They should have won that game.
05:10Boom.
05:11What are you talking about?
05:12They should have won.
05:13Boom.
05:14The Bears loss was worse.
05:15Boom.
05:16The worse loss.
05:17Boom.
05:18Yeah, that's what we thought.
05:19All right.
05:20We turn the page.
05:21We turn the page.
05:21That's the beauty of the NFL.
05:24That's the beauty of gambling.
05:25We turn the page.
05:26Am I allowed to pump Rico up for 10 seconds?
05:29Please.
05:30It's not going to be 10 seconds, but please.
05:31So I just want to explain how Barstool exists.
05:36Years ago when it started,
05:38the gambling content was just Dave losing
05:41between 5,000 and 50,000 a week.
05:45Sucking his cock.
05:46The worst gamble possible.
05:48Then all of a sudden, out of the blue,
05:51a fireman saved the company.
05:54Yes.
05:55A fireman actually put money in the company
05:59when the company was really floundering.
06:01Losing money.
06:03Obviously, PFT and Big Cat kept the lights on.
06:06No.
06:07Obviously.
06:08No, the fireman.
06:09They were the only revenue producers in the company.
06:10But the savior, where people don't know about it,
06:14because he takes abuse, he's looked at as a clown,
06:17but he's the most brilliant, creative man in the company.
06:20That's Rico Bosco.
06:21Yes!
06:22Rico rolled up and said,
06:24hey Dave, I have a great idea.
06:26How about we do a Pick'em Show
06:28in which you, me, and Big Cat go through the board.
06:33We do content.
06:35We'll get the greatest producer that's ever lived,
06:36better than Spielberg, better than anyone,
06:40hang to produce it, and it'll be fabulous.
06:42Which it is.
06:44And it still is, to this day,
06:45their number one gambling content provider.
06:48Rico, can I just say something to you?
06:50Sure.
06:51Thank you very much.
06:52No, no, thank you.
06:53Thank you for saving our lives.
06:55I actually kind of want to do now,
06:57like, we don't have to have everyone in the office
07:00sit in the middle chair,
07:01but I would like them to sit in the middle chair
07:02just for Stu's origin story.
07:04Because his history is,
07:06there's been, every single person who's been here
07:08has saved the company.
07:09I love it.
07:10You did, you saved us.
07:12That's puff and circumstance.
07:13No, no, no, that's not.
07:14He's only, listen.
07:15He's only, he's only two people.
07:18It's you and PFT.
07:19Time out.
07:20Everyone else was producing shit content.
07:22I want a 20 second time out.
07:23You're the creator, you're the podcast creator.
07:26It's you and PFT,
07:27otherwise everyone here would be sucking dick on a corner.
07:29Time out.
07:30And you know it.
07:31I'm calling a time out, respect the time out.
07:34Blank and circumstance, what was the word you used?
07:36Pomp.
07:37Oh, I thought you said puff.
07:38I think you said puff.
07:39I thought you said puff and circumstance.
07:41It's pomp and circumstance.
07:43It's the song.
07:45I don't know the song.
07:46It's like the graduation song.
07:47Isn't that the song?
07:48I don't know.
07:48Pomp and circumstance?
07:49I have no idea.
07:50I don't know the song.
07:51Da, da, da, da, da, da.
07:54Oh, that's what he's called?
07:56Da, da, da, da, da.
07:59Suck my dick.
08:01That's the remix.
08:02Da, da, da, da, da, da.
08:08And eat my ass too.
08:10You like that, Stu?
08:11Yeah, I love that.
08:12All right, NFL week nine, let's get into the games.
08:14First up, we got a great slate, Broncos at Ravens.
08:18The Baltimore Ravens are coming off a loss.
08:20The Denver Broncos are hot, hot, hot.
08:23Five and two, people didn't expect it.
08:26The Ravens are nine point favorites at home,
08:28over under is 45 and a half.
08:30Ashley, I'll start with the weather in Baltimore on Sunday.
08:34In Baltimore, it's gonna be 61 degrees,
08:36possibility of rain.
08:38Possibility of rain.
08:39Jerry, stats.
08:40New tattoo?
08:42Not even.
08:43Oh, oh, I've never seen the middle.
08:45Is that the middle of the chest tattoo?
08:46Yeah, what do you know about it?
08:47I didn't see, I didn't know.
08:48We're showing a little swoop down on her.
08:49Nice.
08:51All right, yeah, this is an anti-Lamar Jackson stat here.
08:54Lamar Jackson is just nine, 18, and one against the spread
08:58as a home favorite of more than five points.
09:01Sean Payton has covered 14 of his last 21 games on the road.
09:09Well done.
09:10Stewart, I, I'm gonna lay the numbers.
09:13I think this is me and you being sharp in this guy.
09:16I'm square.
09:17All right, let's start with Bosco.
09:19Okay, go.
09:19I wanted to double down Lamar's four and nine
09:21against the spread at home of a straight up loss
09:23in the last, in his career.
09:24Look at that stat.
09:25As well, let's double it down.
09:26Let's double it down.
09:27Double on 11.
09:29I didn't think the Bonics was gonna be good.
09:30I didn't think Sean Payton was gonna have this team
09:32ready to go, but this is a ton of points
09:33and Baltimore loves keeping teams in games.
09:35I love this team.
09:37They love keeping teams in games.
09:39I like the Broncos here as well.
09:41It's gross, but I like the Broncos.
09:41You think that's a square play?
09:42I think they're begging you to take the Broncos.
09:46The Ravens love keeping people in games.
09:48They don't put anybody away.
09:49They're begging you to take the Broncos.
09:49They don't put anybody away.
09:50They're begging you to take the Broncos.
09:52Stewart?
09:53Yeah, I mean, this could be like a 44-10 rout here.
09:55I mean, Ravens, I guess besides the Lions right now,
09:59are the two best teams in the NFL.
10:00Yeah, the Browns won.
10:02Yeah, Jameis Winston did phenomenal.
10:04He got them psyched, and that might be the last game
10:07the Browns win the entire year,
10:08but the Ravens are gonna rout.
10:10This is a rout.
10:11This is like 21-0 in the first quarter,
10:13and the people said,
10:14wow, I have no idea how I bet the Broncos,
10:15so don't bet the Broncos.
10:17Lay the number all day, twice on Sunday.
10:20Let's go lay the number.
10:22Okay, so you did say one thing in there, Rico,
10:25that I agreed with.
10:27Now, I'm gonna make a bet
10:28that's not just the Ravens minus nine.
10:30I'm not gonna take Ravens minus nine.
10:32The Broncos do fuck,
10:34or sorry, the Ravens do fuck around sometimes.
10:36They fuck around.
10:37They fuck around in the end of games.
10:40You're like, hey, they're beating the Raiders.
10:41They're up by 10.
10:42Oh, shit, the Raiders are about to win this game.
10:44I'm gonna take the Ravens minus five and a half first half.
10:48I think they come out on fire.
10:50I think the Broncos, while good,
10:52who have they played?
10:53Who have they beaten recently?
10:54The Jets, the Raiders, the Panthers, the Saints.
10:58These are not good teams.
11:00I think these are not good teams.
11:02I think there's going to be a shock,
11:05shock and awe part of this game,
11:08and it's gonna happen in the first half
11:10with the Ravens bullying them in the first half.
11:11Could the Broncos get back in
11:12because the Ravens fuck around a lot?
11:13Yeah, maybe, but I'm gonna take the first half,
11:16minus five and a half.
11:17I'm gonna sit there.
11:18I'm gonna be at halftime.
11:19I'm gonna have a winner in my pocket.
11:21Everyone else has to sweat it out.
11:22Winner in my pocket.
11:24Observation.
11:25Yeah.
11:26Rico has extremely tiny ears.
11:30No, no, has anyone ever told you that?
11:32They have not told me about that.
11:33No, I think it's because I have a big head.
11:35No, I think you have tiny ears.
11:36And you have a big penis, but that's not the point.
11:39Your ears are tiny.
11:40Yeah.
11:41They're quite tiny.
11:42And the reason I'm an observer of ears
11:44is just I love Star Trek, and I love Spock.
11:47And I loved how his ear was pointed.
11:49Right.
11:50But you have extremely tiny ears.
11:52Extremely tiny.
11:53I never noticed that.
11:54Yeah.
11:55Right or wrong?
11:55Yeah, no, you're right.
11:56I'm not exaggerating.
11:57They're actually, I might be-
11:58This is not performative.
11:59I'm distracted now.
12:00Like, I don't know how-
12:00I don't know how-
12:01These glasses are hanging on his tiny, tiny ears.
12:04Yeah.
12:05It's like you have a fifth grade ear.
12:05Baby ears.
12:06It feels like your ears are gonna explode
12:08with all the weight on the glasses.
12:10Were they ever burned in a fire?
12:12No.
12:13Never?
12:14No.
12:14Did your helmet that you put on, was it loose
12:16because your ears are so tiny?
12:18Yeah, they had to make it specially made.
12:19Were you married when you were a fireman?
12:22Yes.
12:23Oh, you were already married?
12:24Yeah, I was already married.
12:25So you never banged any strange in the firehouse?
12:28No, I never got any of the benefits.
12:30Could you have?
12:31No, because you've got tiny ears.
12:32No, no, could you have?
12:33I'm a one woman guy.
12:34One woman guy.
12:34But could you have?
12:35Oh yeah, easily.
12:36Okay, that's all masculine.
12:38That's all masculine.
12:38A little look like this.
12:39You start talking about elevator sets,
12:41they fucking creep.
12:41Oh, they go crazy.
12:42They go nuts.
12:43Do you explain to them ghost?
12:45Yeah, exactly.
12:46All right.
12:46They go nuts.
12:47Next game.
12:48That's what women wanna hear about, right Ashley?
12:49Yeah.
12:50Exactly.
12:51Ghost.
12:51Bills, Dolphins, Tua is back.
12:54The Bills are rolling.
12:55The Bills are minus six in Buffalo on Sunday.
12:58Over under is 49 and a half.
13:00Jerry, I'll start with a stat with you.
13:01Hey listen, I'm a simple guy.
13:02I'm gonna give you a simple stat here.
13:04These two teams love shootouts.
13:06The overest hit in nine of their last 10 matchups
13:09with an average points per game of 58.
13:12Wow.
13:14Ashley, weather.
13:15We've got 52 degrees coming and rain.
13:18Oh, rain.
13:20This one's easy to me.
13:22I'm taking the Bills.
13:23The Bills own the Dolphins.
13:24I don't really care that Tua is back.
13:26I know that they're friskier with Tua back.
13:28I just, the Bills, Josh Allen is the Dolphins daddy.
13:32That's every single year.
13:33They beat them and they beat them soundly.
13:35And we say, oh, the Dolphins, look at the Dolphins.
13:37No, no, no, the Bills are gonna fuck the Dolphins up
13:40every which way on Sunday.
13:43Rico.
13:4411 and two straight up, Josh Allen against Miami.
13:46Last three by a touchdown plus.
13:47Can we do, I'm taking the Bills.
13:49We'll make it that simple.
13:50But can we do like douche coach power rankings?
13:52Yeah.
13:53Where's McDaniel, it's McDaniel one.
13:55Oh, I don't know if he's a douche.
13:56He's definitely a douche.
14:00I think so many injuries have happened to the Dolphins.
14:04You can't really call him a douche.
14:05I think-
14:06He acts like a douche.
14:07No, I think, I think, so I think he's a good guy.
14:10I think when he loses, he's not a douche, he's a whiz kid.
14:14And when whiz kids lose,
14:15they seem like fucking big time losers.
14:17What do you mean by whiz kid?
14:18Like he's got the glasses and he's doing all the formations
14:21and he's talking about in the press conference,
14:23all this stuff, he's a whiz kid.
14:25And when whiz kids lose the NFL,
14:27everyone just is like instinctively like, fuck this guy.
14:31Stuff him in a locker.
14:32He's got the pants, he's got the glasses.
14:34He's a fuck.
14:35He has a fuck look.
14:36Yeah.
14:38You're gonna take him?
14:39I'm taking Bill.
14:39Are you gonna take the whiz kid?
14:41Absolutely.
14:42Yeah.
14:43Because the Bills are arguably one of the top five teams
14:47in the NFL and they're playing like it.
14:49Top five teams in the NFL, go.
14:51Right now?
14:52Yeah.
14:53No, three weeks ago.
14:54Lions, one.
14:55Okay.
14:58Ravens, two.
14:59Okay.
15:00Bills, three.
15:01Okay.
15:02Chiefs, four.
15:02Okay.
15:05I think you know.
15:06Packers, five.
15:07Oh, okay, okay.
15:08So what the odds makers are doing here is saying,
15:12and let's say you knew nothing about football.
15:13Let's say you knew nothing about past performances,
15:16weather reports and past history.
15:19You would figure the Bills should be prohibitive favored.
15:23Six is not prohibitive.
15:24If you watch the Dolphins last week,
15:28they were in disarray.
15:29They can't score in the red zone.
15:32And I think that if the Bills were going to
15:35win and cover this number easily,
15:38like the public perception should,
15:41they'd be seven, seven and a half.
15:42They're laying six, which is a sucker number
15:44because people are saying,
15:45well, I'll lay six because Bills are gonna win by seven plus.
15:49I don't think so.
15:51I'm saying Dolphins go in there and beat them
15:53and beat them handily.
15:54But for this show, I'm gonna take the six.
15:57Okay.
15:58You're taking the six.
15:59Taking the six.
16:00So we got Bills, Bills, Dolphins.
16:01All right.
16:02Afternoon game.
16:04Before we take a break, Rams at Seahawks.
16:06This is a massive game for the NFC West.
16:09The Seattle Seahawks are plus two.
16:11The overrunner is 48.
16:13I'll start.
16:15I'm taking the over.
16:16I don't give a fuck.
16:17Unless there's rain.
16:18Shit.
16:19Ashley.
16:20Oh, in Seattle, it's gonna be 51 degrees
16:23with rainy weather.
16:25How much rain?
16:26A whole ton.
16:28It's gonna be wet.
16:30You like it when it's wet.
16:32Love when it gets wet.
16:33You love wet.
16:34Love it wet.
16:35Jerry wet.
16:36I'm talking about rain, Hank.
16:37He's talking about rain, Hank.
16:38God, what are we doing here?
16:39You would never say anything inappropriate.
16:41Don't cancel our show.
16:43I mean, don't cancel our show.
16:44Jerry, stat.
16:47Give you a good one.
16:4812th man is dead.
16:49Geno Smith, his last 17 home games, he's four and 13.
16:54Whoa.
16:54Mad.
16:5612th man is dead.
16:57I'm sticking with the over.
16:58I don't give a fuck.
16:59Fuck the rain.
17:00I do like it wet, but fuck the rain.
17:03Stuart.
17:05Rams have a couple of extra days
17:07because they played, I think, Thursday.
17:09Yup.
17:10And they shocked the world beating the Vikings.
17:12Yup.
17:13And they really look like a complete team
17:14and one of the best offensive juggernauts ever.
17:20This is a very tough game.
17:21Very tough game because the Seahawks are Jekyll and Hyde.
17:24Exactly.
17:26They either play phenomenal or they play like dog shit
17:27and you wonder how they're even in the playoff contention.
17:32Turnovers are gonna be the key here.
17:33I think Seattle's not gonna turn over the ball.
17:35I think the Rams will.
17:37I like the Seahawks outright in the game.
17:39I think 12th man, home dog.
17:4212th man's dead.
17:44Confirmed.
17:45Dead.
17:46We killed the 12th man.
17:48Who's we?
17:49Jerry did.
17:50Stat, stat.
17:51Did you listen to Jerry?
17:52No.
17:53Jerry, I don't.
17:54It says the 12th man is dead.
17:56Right.
17:57Geno Smith is four and 13 against the spread
18:00in his last 17 home games.
18:02There's a lot of good things.
18:03That's like two seasons.
18:04There's a lot of good things that you're an expert at.
18:08Content, best ever.
18:11Crack, a decade ago.
18:13Being sober now and saving people's lives.
18:17Yup.
18:17But as far as your opinion on football, it means nothing.
18:20But it's not.
18:21No, no, it means nothing.
18:22Because you said the 12th man is dead,
18:24I am saying the 12th man is alive.
18:27They will be the difference in this game.
18:29Seahawks win outright, large, big, easy,
18:33but for the show, we're taking the points.
18:35Okay.
18:37Are you gonna take that?
18:39No, I'm taking the Rams.
18:40No, are you gonna take what Stu said?
18:44Me shredding you and humiliating you and coming at you.
18:46He's accurate.
18:47I humiliated you.
18:48I can't pick a winner.
18:49He humiliated you.
18:50I humiliated you.
18:51Stats will tell, Jerry.
18:52Yeah, all right.
18:53Stats will tell.
18:54Bosco.
18:55Seattle's defense, 257 pass yards, 129 in the last four games.
18:5912th man is dead.
19:00They're catching the Rams at a bad time here.
19:02You talk about WizKid's coaches, McVay, WizKid guy.
19:05Yeah, but he wins, so it's good.
19:07Right, so he's a good guy.
19:08I like the Rams here.
19:09I think that Seattle's catching this team at a bad spot.
19:11Rams minus two.
19:12Wow.
19:13He brought some stats with him.
19:15No winners, but a lot of stats.
19:17He brought some stats.
19:18No winners.
19:19We'll find out.
19:20No, no, no.
19:21I mean, blind guy can pick better than you.
19:22I have a crystal ball.
19:23That is why they, did you hear what he just said?
19:26I have a crystal ball.
19:26He said blind guy can pick better than you.
19:29Well, let's put it this way.
19:31Mortallock record, five, two, and one, okay?
19:34Last week, I had three-team poly,
19:35three-two-team poly, three straight-up bets
19:37with the Colts, the Broncos, and the Chargers.
19:39If that's a blind man,
19:40I want to be Helen Keller all fucking day.
19:42All right, I want to go straight up this week.
19:43Shout out Helen Keller.
19:44Straight up this week.
19:45Straight up.
19:46Loser has to take Big Cat out to dinner.
19:47Yeah.
19:48No, what?
19:50Loser has to take Big Cat out to dinner.
19:52Done deal.
19:53Gotcha.
19:54Done deal.
19:55All right, I'm going to dinner with one of you guys.
19:57I love you, but that is, what's that on my sleeve?
19:59What is it?
20:00That's an ace.
20:01That's an ace.
20:01At the dinner, can we talk contract?
20:03Yeah, okay.
20:04This is going to be torture dinner,
20:05but I still love both of you, so I'll go out to dinner.
20:07All right.
20:08It should only be a torture dinner one way.
20:10No, both.
20:11Both?
20:12I don't have two seconds to take a shit anymore.
20:16I agree.
20:17Let alone go to dinner.
20:18No, you're right.
20:20I'm going to do it because I love you guys.
20:21I love you guys.
20:22We can do it in the off season.
20:24We can do it in May.
20:25There is no off season.
20:26May.
20:26May, May.
20:28NBA playoffs, July.
20:30That's what you need to give me the big contract.
20:32I can take some of the burden off you.
20:33I'll get three $1 million fucking sponsors.
20:36That's three mils Stew Finer brings in.
20:38I love that.
20:39I do a podcast every day.
20:41I do Late Stew Steam at 6.30 Eastern.
20:44I'll hit 64% for the crowd.
20:47I'll be the greatest and the biggest ever
20:48Barstool ever had.
20:50Let me take some of it off your plate.
20:52You've done it.
20:52Don't ruin the whole dinner.
20:53This is your pitch.
20:54Don't ruin the whole dinner.
20:55You're going to be 40 years old.
20:56I know.
20:57You've worked hard enough.
20:57I know, I know, I know.
20:58You've carried the company on your shoulders.
21:01What time is it?
21:01It's Stew's time.
21:03Okay, we're going to take a break.
21:04When we come back, we have two more games.
21:06Great games.
21:06And then we will do our mortals.
21:09Back right after this part for the sports advisors.
21:11Stew's time.
21:19I only do it once a year.
21:23When I am super sure that I'm going to be perfect,
21:28because it doesn't matter unless I'm perfect.
21:32The prior week, syndicates reached out to me
21:36that the shops were coming in early, super early.
21:39So when I was able to do the show on the Wednesday,
21:41I was able to say it.
21:43And if you look at last week's commercial, I delivered.
21:46I told you to bet a three-team parlay.
21:49I told you to bet three two-team parlays.
21:52And I told you to bet three straight-up bets
21:55on the Bar of Stools special.
21:57Now, I didn't charge thousands.
21:58I didn't charge hundreds.
21:59I didn't even charge a hundred.
22:00It was $69.
22:02And I went 3-0, 3-0, 3-0.
22:05Denver Broncos, Indianapolis Colts, LA Chargers, 3-0.
22:12And you're welcome, and you're welcome, and you're welcome.
22:14And the ramifications, you won 17-1 on your money.
22:18So for 69 bucks, you won 17-1 on your money.
22:22Whether you bet 50 a game or 10,000 a game,
22:25you scored out.
22:26It made your whole season.
22:28And listen, that's what I do.
22:29I deliver.
22:30I'm the source.
22:31I invented the sports gambling handicapping industry.
22:33So I'm supposed to be better than the world.
22:36That is the bar I have.
22:38That's the bar I set for myself.
22:40So this week, three best bets, $69.
22:45Favorite number, favorite position.
22:48Get over to StuFiner.com and pay me $69 for three best bets.
22:54I'll go 3-0.
22:55We'll score out again.
22:57I love you.
22:58God bless you.
22:59Let me work for you.
23:00Let me do your job.
23:02Thank you for the opportunity.
23:04Welcome back to the signs with Jersey Jerry
23:07featuring special guest, Big Cat.
23:10Welcome back to the signs with Big Cat.
23:12When you think about Big Cat, what do you think of?
23:14Coffee.
23:15Coffee.
23:16Coffee is now the sign.
23:17Coffee's the sign.
23:18When you think about Jerry, what do you think about?
23:21Bully.
23:22Bully's now the sign.
23:24Now put them together.
23:24When you think about coffee, bully, bully beans.
23:28Bully beans.
23:30New bully beans.
23:31Coffee, Stella Blue.
23:34Who's that on the package?
23:36That's Jerry and Ruffles.
23:39And me and Stella.
23:40The sign is now Jerry and Big Cat.
23:42What do you think about when you think about Big Cat
23:44and Jerry?
23:45You think fat.
23:46Fat.
23:46Like to eat cookies.
23:49Cookies now the sign.
23:50Cookies is now the sign.
23:51What about a butter cookie?
23:54Ooh, throw them.
23:55Mouse sack.
23:56Good hands.
23:57Ooh.
23:59Now butter cookie's the sign.
24:00We've got butter cookie and bully beans.
24:03Okay, the signs told you.
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24:06We've got butter cookie, the most popular flavor we do.
24:09And bully beans, our new flavor.
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24:22to try all new seasonal flavors.
24:23Cross your eyes again.
24:26Ow.
24:28Barstool Sports Advisors, we are back.
24:30We have two big games in the NFC North to talk about.
24:33The first one is the Lions at the Packers.
24:38Jordan Love, groin injury.
24:40We don't know what the status of that is.
24:41Maybe Malik Willis starts.
24:43The Packers are three and a half point underdogs.
24:45The over under is 48 and a half.
24:48Ashley.
24:49In Green Bay, it'll be 55 degrees and sunny or rainy.
24:54Rainy.
24:54Rainy.
24:55Which one is it?
24:56We're wet everywhere.
24:57No, no, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.
24:58It's just rainy, rainy weather.
24:59No, no, no, which one is it?
24:59Rainy weekend.
25:00Is it sunny or is it rainy?
25:02Rainy.
25:04Is it sunny or rainy?
25:05Rainy.
25:06Are you sure?
25:07I'm positive.
25:08How are you positive?
25:09She fucking went to meteorology school, Stu.
25:11Don't embarrass her.
25:12Just graduated.
25:13Just graduated.
25:14Congratulations.
25:15Yeah.
25:16Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
25:23Suck my dick.
25:24Ha, ha.
25:25Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
25:30Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
25:33E-F-I-S, two.
25:34Jerry.
25:35They should make a techno remix of that song.
25:36Yeah, I would listen to it.
25:37Fucking graduation.
25:38Yeah.
25:39Graduation party.
25:40I love it.
25:40Sorry, Rico, I don't apologize.
25:41I didn't want to pay you.
25:42No, it's all right.
25:43Sorry, I apologize.
25:44The Lions are 14 and three against the spread
25:46in their last 17 games, and are also 14 and three
25:50against the spread in their last 17 road games.
25:54Whoa.
25:55Wow.
25:56Road warriors.
25:57They are.
25:58Stuart.
26:00I'm gonna take that stat and shove it up JJ's fucking ass.
26:04Yeah.
26:05I don't care who quarterbacks to the Packers.
26:07This is what we call a defensive juggernaut right now,
26:11the Packers.
26:13The Packers are gonna make a stand at Lambeau.
26:16It is going to be one of the greatest games of the year.
26:20Of the year.
26:21Of the year.
26:22They might play great defense and hold the Lions like 35,
26:26but the Packers score 42.
26:28Oh.
26:29So even though this will be a defensive struggle,
26:31there still might be 80 points scored in this game.
26:33I like the Packers outright.
26:34I love them outright.
26:36They're going to win outright.
26:38They are one of the greatest teams ever assembled
26:41in the history of NFL.
26:43Bart Starr, Bart Starr, Bart Starr.
26:46Let's go Packers, but for the show, we're taking the points.
26:49Okay.
26:51Rico?
26:51I have a question.
26:52Where are the Packers not seeded?
26:54Where are they ranked in terms of NFC teams for you?
26:57In terms of hatred?
26:59Nope.
26:59Oh.
27:00Where are they right there this year?
27:01I think they're number two.
27:02NFC rankings, NFC rankings.
27:05Lions won.
27:08I think you go Packers too.
27:09I think unfortunately it's Packers too.
27:10I was trying to make a case in my head for the Eagles.
27:13No, 49ers, no.
27:15Falcons, no.
27:16It's Packers too.
27:17They're good.
27:18They're good.
27:19I have to admit that they're good.
27:20I would love, love to play here obviously,
27:21but I think Malik Willis can get the job done.
27:23Inter-division home dog, plus the three and a half.
27:25Goff's out, when he goes outside,
27:27his QBR drops 11 points.
27:29Green Bay, tough place to play.
27:30I think the Packers keep this close.
27:32Maybe potentially win the game outright.
27:33Good pick.
27:34Maybe a Packers pick.
27:35Good pick!
27:36Hank's taking it for a hungry dog runs faster potentially.
27:39Good pick!
27:40Which I haven't been able to get, Hank.
27:42Like, do you text those?
27:43Where, like, those just live.
27:44He tweets them.
27:45Okay.
27:46Packers, this is easy.
27:47Maybe a, maybe a text. Packers.
27:49Packers.
27:50Packers.
27:52Packers.
27:53Oh!
27:54Oh, I caught the knob!
27:55We're not supposed to throw against the wall.
27:56Oh, I caught the knob.
27:58That's okay.
27:59I'm new, I'm new.
28:00That's okay.
28:01I caught the knob.
28:01That's okay.
28:02I caught the knob.
28:03That's okay.
28:04Where is it?
28:05Here, here, Stu, here.
28:06Find it, Stu.
28:06Here, Rico.
28:07Oh!
28:08Jesus Christ.
28:09Find it, Stu.
28:10Whoa.
28:11Oh!
28:11I know, you get shrapnel in your legs.
28:15Packers, listen, this is my sucker game of the week.
28:19I think everyone's going to be like the Jordan Love,
28:22iffy injury, Lions are a juggernaut.
28:24They're going to kill the Packers.
28:25The Packers are going to cover this game.
28:27They might win it outright.
28:28Three and a half is disrespectful for teams this close.
28:31I know the Lions have been playing their balls off.
28:33They are an absolute juggernaut,
28:35but it's hard to win in this league.
28:37It's hard to win every week in this league.
28:38And the Packers are going to cover the spread,
28:40three and a half.
28:41Okay.
28:42Sunday night football.
28:43Colts and Vikings.
28:44We're in a dome,
28:45but I would still like to know the weather in Minnesota.
28:47Are we getting wet again?
28:48Oh yeah.
28:49Oh!
28:50Minnesota, it's going to be 47
28:52and yet another rainy rainstorm.
28:53Terry, have you ever been this wet?
28:55I've never been this wet before, no.
28:57I'd love to experience it, though.
28:59Terry, what's your stat?
29:00Yeah, Joe Flacco has covered six straight games
29:03as a starter,
29:04and the Colts have covered five straight games
29:07as an underdog.
29:08Hmm.
29:09Stuart, you pussy don't give a pick.
29:13Correct.
29:14First of all, this is an Amir Bahaduri tie.
29:17It was given to me by Amir Bahaduri.
29:19The Amir.
29:20Amir Bahaduri.
29:22Yes.
29:23How's the signature on the back?
29:24It's amazing, look at it.
29:25Oh, that's nice.
29:26That is a strong signature.
29:27Yeah, it's from the Amir.
29:29Yeah.
29:29Amir Bahaduri.
29:30Now, if you don't know who Amir Bahaduri is.
29:33No one does.
29:34He is, I met him in 1994.
29:36He is the personal designer of ties
29:40for 14 presidents of the United States
29:44and the Sultan of Brunei.
29:46And for that matter,
29:47I might be the only Jew in the world
29:51that Amir ever sent this.
29:52I got three ties.
29:5314 presidents, does he mix it up?
29:55I got a question.
29:56Does he go Dem and Republican?
29:57I got a question.
29:57Does he pick a side?
29:58I got a question.
29:59Does he pick a side?
30:00I don't know, it's just on his website.
30:01It says, I fit, you know.
30:02I got a question.
30:03Everyone's on there, Bush, Clinton.
30:05Yeah, I got a question.
30:06Bush.
30:06I got a question.
30:07Yes.
30:08How old is this guy?
30:10I think 86.
30:1114 presidents is a long time.
30:13Well, his company supersedes him.
30:16Okay.
30:16It was his grandfather.
30:17It was his brother.
30:18Biden, Trump, Obama, Bush.
30:21It was his grandfather's company,
30:21then his father's company.
30:22Bush.
30:23He took it over.
30:24Reagan.
30:2514 times four is 56.
30:26Carter, maybe?
30:27I don't fucking know.
30:29Right?
30:30No, no.
30:31Nixon.
30:31There's double presidents there.
30:32Johnson.
30:33Clinton is a double.
30:34Oh, you're counting double?
30:35You don't count double.
30:36Yeah, but you've been in business for 60 years.
30:36What are you talking about?
30:37You count double?
30:38Clinton.
30:40Double?
30:41Who else?
30:41I count Obama twice for my presidency.
30:42Obama.
30:43Yeah, but wait, you can't count double.
30:45It's one guy.
30:46No, I count it.
30:47I can't even count.
30:48I got 550, math SATs.
30:50Who are you looking at?
30:51The mirror was making ties for Woodrow Wilson.
30:52Can I do my promo so I can keep the lights on?
30:54What the fuck are you talking about?
30:56Can I do my promo so I can keep the lights on?
30:57I thought you got tomato sauce on your essay.
30:59So does he count FDR as five presidents or four presidents?
31:02Wasn't he in a wheelchair?
31:03Yeah, he was.
31:04Couldn't walk.
31:05No, I don't think FDR took something
31:06from the Sultan of Brunei.
31:07Also, FDR married his cousin, I believe.
31:11Come from the South?
31:12No, I think he married his cousin.
31:14Oh, I don't know anything about that.
31:15Eleanor?
31:16Who was the guy who fucked horses?
31:17Eleanor Roosevelt, handsome woman.
31:20Handsome.
31:20Who was the guy who fucked horses?
31:21Caligula?
31:22Did you hear about that?
31:23They did all kinds of weird shit.
31:25No, no.
31:26He fucked everything.
31:27Forces, though.
31:28Shout out Caligula.
31:30Shout out Caligula.
31:31Fabulous movie.
31:32Okay, so on StuFinder.com,
31:35I'm gonna give you the sawy total parlay
31:37of the Sunday night.
31:38But more importantly, three best bets,
31:41favorite number, favorite position for only $69.
31:44Last week, and it was the only week I do this,
31:47and Hank knows it,
31:48because he bet one of these a couple years ago,
31:51I won a three-team parlay.
31:52I won three two-team parlays.
31:54I won three straight-up bets.
31:55Watch the commercial.
31:56You made 17 to one on your money
31:58with the Colts, Broncos, and what was my third game?
32:02Colts, Broncos, and Chargers.
32:05Chargers.
32:07Thank you very much, Rico.
32:08Trust in the notes.
32:08God bless.
32:09Thanks for saving me.
32:10So, three best bets again, only $69.
32:12StuFinder.com, StuFinder.com, StuFinder.com.
32:15Thank you so much for the time, for the promo.
32:18Of course.
32:19I'm gonna fact-check that Amir.
32:20Dan, thank you.
32:2114 presidents.
32:22Yes.
32:23That sounds like too many presidents.
32:24I made it up.
32:24Okay.
32:25Don't waste your time.
32:26I made it up.
32:27You got no time to fuck around.
32:28You got no time to jerk off.
32:30You gotta keep the lights on.
32:31You keep your contract.
32:32I write three $1 million sponsors.
32:35What?
32:36You were good knowing right away
32:37that that's a long time to test them on that.
32:38Well, I mean.
32:39I just assumed 14 presidents.
32:40Well, 90% of what I say is bullshit.
32:43Besides my picks.
32:44Besides his picks that always win.
32:46Yes.
32:46That's the 5%.
32:47I don't always win.
32:48But last week, everyone knows I hit the three-team poll.
32:51You don't always win?
32:52He always wins.
32:54Thank you for covering me.
32:56Rico.
32:57Joe Flacco, eight games since last year.
32:59In those games, 56 points for the total points in the game.
33:02His team scores 27 plus.
33:03I think the Colts get it going here.
33:05Scoring in a dome, over.
33:07I like it too.
33:08Over 46 and a half.
33:09Oh, you had over.
33:10You had over.
33:1146 and a half.
33:12Over.
33:13Flacco's team score.
33:14I'm gonna take the over too.
33:15You know what?
33:16I'm gonna ride with Rico.
33:17I'm a Rico rider,
33:18but I'm also gonna take the Colts plus five
33:19because here's the thing with the Vikings defense.
33:22Great start, five and O, everything.
33:24They blitz a lot.
33:26At some point, you need to just get your front four home.
33:29Those guys have to win.
33:31You can't blitz on every play.
33:32Joe Flacco's seen it all.
33:33He's been in the NFL for a thousand years.
33:35I think the Colts keep this close.
33:36I'm saying this is a
33:3927, 24 Vikings win.
33:43That's a cover.
33:44Cover and the over.
33:45Take that.
33:45Cover and the over.
33:46All right, when we come back,
33:47we have our mortals back right after this.
33:49Barstool Sports Advisors.
33:50Shootin' blanks, shootin' blanks, shootin' blanks.
33:55Shootin' blanks.
34:09Okay, here's the order
34:13of the things that make me most enjoyable in my life.
34:18First of all, being a great husband.
34:21Second of all, being a great father.
34:24Third of all, being a great friend.
34:27Fourth is winning.
34:30And five is doing cameos.
34:32I put everything I have, my heart, my soul,
34:38my energy, and my performative nature,
34:41cameo.com slash Stu Feiner.
34:44I do an unbelievable cameo.
34:47The best there is.
34:48It's why I'm number one every single day,
34:51every single week, and forever
34:54on the leaderboard at Cameo.
34:56Since July 4th, where I joined this billion-dollar company.
34:59Whether it's your birthday,
35:00whether it's an anniversary,
35:02whether it's a bachelor party,
35:04and I really excel at bachelor parties
35:07because I get performative.
35:08I do the 15, 15, 30.
35:10I go full tilt.
35:12Also, whether it's someone that I need to pick up.
35:17They're in the dumps.
35:18Whatever the personal, emotional, physical reason,
35:21I pick them up.
35:22How about we wanna shred someone for a joke?
35:25We torch someone.
35:27That's me.
35:28So whatever it is, I write the script
35:31or you write the script,
35:32and I just excel two to three to four to five minutes.
35:36It's amazing.
35:37You could keep it for life.
35:39Cameo.com slash Stu Feiner.
35:42Cameo.com slash Stu Feiner.
35:46Cameo.com slash Stu Feiner.
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36:25Mortal time.
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36:29Give me your mortal.
36:30Okay, Hank, can I just say something to you?
36:34Watching Jerry be so inappropriate and so uncomfortable
36:39and really making your job 10 times harder,
36:42I now see the plight that you have
36:45when I go off and become irresponsible.
36:49So, for the seven years and nine episodes
36:53I've done the show, in front of the camera,
36:55I want to say I apologize.
36:57Wow.
36:58I'm sorry.
36:59I see, watching Jerry, how disgusting it is
37:03that you're really protecting a billion dollar company,
37:07protecting a multi-million dollar property
37:10as Barstool Sports Devices is.
37:12And I just want to, again, reiterate,
37:14I apologize for making your job harder.
37:16I'm sorry.
37:17I validate your struggle from having someone
37:20just roll in here not prepared and just spewing
37:23just really inappropriate, very uncomfortable,
37:27really low-life stuff as if he's still doing crack.
37:30So, I'm sorry.
37:32Please note.
37:33I'm sorry.
37:39But, saying that.
37:43You could eat my ass.
37:46Maybe it'll be-
37:46If I get the right contract, I'll do it.
37:47Right on the live stream.
37:49I don't give a shit.
37:50I don't care.
37:50I've been hearing all about this 15, 15, 30.
37:53When am I getting 15, 15, 30?
37:55When you get me the contract.
37:56Okay, done.
37:58And I apologize for that, bitch.
38:00I should have really been appropriate
38:02and told Big Cat to fuck himself.
38:04But it's hard to tell the guy
38:05that pulls all the purse strings, you know?
38:07It's like the Don.
38:105-2-1, 5-2-1, 5-2-1, mortals.
38:13I am the mortal king.
38:14My documentary record proves it.
38:16Two years ago, we went 15-4-2.
38:19Last year, 9-9-1, nothing to brag about.
38:21But I'm off to a nice start, 5-2-1.
38:24I'm gonna go with the Chicago Bears.
38:25I think the game they lost last week was a fluke.
38:28I think they played better than the commanders.
38:32I think their heads up better than the commanders.
38:35I think that they showed in the fourth quarter their mettle.
38:38And in spite of their head coach,
38:41I think they roll here into Arizona, who's playing great.
38:45I mean, they pulled two games out of there,
38:47but they won, Arizona's won the last two games,
38:50the last second on last second field goals.
38:52I don't think it's gonna happen here.
38:53I think the Bears' defense dominates.
38:55I think they hold the quarterback within the perimeter.
38:59Let's call for seven sacks and a Bears 10-point win.
39:04My mortal is the Chicago Bears.
39:09I like it.
39:09I like it a lot.
39:11Rico.
39:13Walk in the trap, take over your trap.
39:16Walk in the trap, take over your trap.
39:18I think the Cowboys are cooked here.
39:21The last thing you need is that little bell to go off
39:23and say, dinner's done.
39:26That's when we get it this week.
39:27Falcons, minus two and a half.
39:28Dinner's done, mortal.
39:32Dinner's done.
39:32They just gotta put it on the plates.
39:34The Cowboys are cooked.
39:36They might be overcooked.
39:37Actually, I think they're already cooked,
39:39but America has not cooked them yet
39:40and taken them out of the oven,
39:42put them on the plates to serve them
39:43into that shitty draft pick that they're gonna get.
39:46That's what Kirk Cousins does.
39:46You'd fire Mike McCarthy?
39:48I would, yeah.
39:49I would fire him two years ago.
39:50I like it.
39:51All right, I have a system play.
39:53I hate this pick.
39:54I think it's disgusting.
39:56I would never bet it if it wasn't for a system
39:58that we've been following.
40:00In the National Football League,
40:01when you play the Detroit Lions, you lose most of the time.
40:05The week after, guess what happens?
40:06You also lose.
40:08The Lions beat teams up and then they lose.
40:10After the week, it's been seven weeks.
40:13Every time you play the Lions, you lose the next week.
40:15I hate this pick.
40:16It's disgusting.
40:17I don't even know who the fuck is starting at quarterback.
40:19Give me the Patriots, plus three and a half.
40:21They're playing the Tennessee Titans.
40:22The Tennessee Titans played the Lions last week.
40:24Guess what happens after you play the Lions?
40:25You lose.
40:27I hate this pick.
40:27That's sharp.
40:28No, I hate this pick.
40:29No, it's sharp.
40:30Once I figured out this system,
40:32I promised myself no matter what happens,
40:36you have to bet it.
40:37What happened last week?
40:38We took the Rams outright.
40:40They beat the Vikings, the Rams.
40:42The Vikings had played the Lions a week before.
40:44That's as easy as it gets.
40:45You didn't wanna take the Rams.
40:46Everyone's like, oh no, the Rams stink.
40:49Took the Rams, they won.
40:50Take the Patriots, they're probably gonna win.
40:52That's just how it works in the NFL now.
40:53Play the Lions, lose.
40:54That's it.
40:55All right, Barstool Sports Advisors.
40:57Great job, Rico.
40:58Great show, everyone.
40:59Thank you, Jerry.
41:00Thank you, Ashley.
41:01Thank you, our source, Stu Kleiner.
41:02We'll see you next week for week 10.
41:05Barstool Sports Advisors.