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00:00All right, here we go.
00:27Are you ready, Hannah?
00:36Let's have a great show.
00:37Welcome to the Barstool Sports Advisory, America's premier sports information program with Jersey
00:48Jerry, Dan Big Cat Caps, and the source, Stu Finer.
01:06Barstool Sports Advisors, we are back, week 13.
01:11What week is it?
01:12Week 13.
01:13Anything special going on?
01:15Week 13.
01:17We've got Ashley, we've got Tommy, we've got Jerry, we've got Stu, and yes, there is something
01:23special going on.
01:24It is Thanksgiving.
01:26Happy Thanksgiving to everyone at home.
01:31Just a sip.
01:32That is so gross.
01:33That is so gross.
01:34That's disgusting.
01:35I mean, that is fucking gross.
01:37It's so gross.
01:46What was very impressive is my 7-4-1 mortal record, again with the Packers just blowing
02:11out the 49ers.
02:12I told you they would.
02:14I'm on a roll right now.
02:16How many weeks do we got left?
02:17Like 10 weeks, so I can end the season 17-4-1, which would eclipse two years ago's 15-4-1.
02:30Okay, let's get to some picks.
02:33Let's start with the Jägermeister ice cold pick presented by Jägermeister.
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02:40Damn, that's cold.
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03:01What are you doing?
03:02Buttering himself.
03:03He's buttering himself.
03:05I'm ready to roll!
03:07Ready to roll!
03:09Ready to roll!
03:11Tommy, the ice cold Jägermeister pick is you and your fedora.
03:150 and 5.
03:16But I got my old fedora back.
03:17Let me see it.
03:18Let me see the old fedora.
03:19Are you going to ruin it?
03:20No, no, I'm not going to ruin it.
03:21I want to see it.
03:22Oh, he's puking.
03:23Here, you need to puke in this.
03:28Stu, Tommy wants some food.
03:29Can you give him some food?
03:35Okay, Tommy.
03:36Tommy's ice cold pick.
03:38Tommy went 0 and 5.
03:41Let's get back together.
03:43Ready to roll!
03:44Ready to roll!
03:46Ready to roll!
03:56Wait, some came out?
04:06Stu, look at me.
04:07Stu, look at me.
04:11Oh.
04:14Okay, let's get to some picks.
04:15Yeah!
04:16Some picks!
04:17Yeah!
04:22Let's start with the bears and the lions on Thanksgiving.
04:27Watch this, watch this.
04:28Ready?
04:34Bam!
04:40Oh.
04:44Oh, it went up my nose.
04:46Here, you want some more mask?
04:53Shout out Mr. Formal, thanks for the suit!
04:56What's the weather going to be like in Detroit?
04:58In Detroit, it's going to be 38 degrees, partly cloudy.
05:05Stu, you want some mac and cheese?
05:07Yeah, why not?
05:08I want some mac and cheese.
05:10Mac and cheese!
05:11Mac and cheese, okay.
05:12What was the weather?
05:14It's going to be 38 degrees, partly cloudy.
05:16Oh, that mac and cheese is something.
05:18Okay, Tommy, what's your pick?
05:20Double digit...
05:210 and 5!
05:22Well, the old fedora.
05:230 and 5!
05:24That was on the fedora.
05:25Double digit dogs in divisional mackups are $16.80.
05:29That's the spread since 2022.
05:31He's whipping those things.
05:35Oh!
05:36Got one right in the neck!
05:38Hey, you're famished.
05:39Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat.
05:43All right, I'm taking the over.
05:44This game's going to suck.
05:45The Bears are probably going to get killed.
05:47I don't care.
05:48I'm going to take the over.
05:49I'm going to sit down Thanksgiving.
05:50This is going to ruin my Thanksgiving, but I don't give a fuck.
05:52If I hit the over, maybe Thanksgiving's saved a little bit.
05:55Jerry.
05:56I told you in the cage yesterday, I love the Bears in this spot.
05:59You love the Bears?
06:00Everybody thinks the Lions are just going to crush everybody they play.
06:03The Bears...
06:04Caleb played really good last game.
06:06I'm going to take the Bears.
06:07That's a lot of points, Dan.
06:08Ten and a half.
06:09He played well.
06:10He played really good last game.
06:11He played really well last game.
06:13I've never given up on Caleb Williams.
06:15Stu, what do you got in this game?
06:17I'm going to go under.
06:18I think contrary to popular belief.
06:20Why?
06:21Because I think that the Lions now, coming down the stretch,
06:24are fine-tuning everything.
06:26They don't need to show their NFL what they're going to pull out
06:29during the playoffs and their Super Bowl run.
06:31I think they're going to ground and pound the Bears into the floor,
06:34boards.
06:35I think the Bears have a lot of problems scoring in the red zone,
06:39and that will follow through here.
06:41That is my reasoning for under, under, under.
06:43The Lions have not given up a touchdown in ten straight quarters.
06:47Right.
06:48So I think the under is a profitable play.
06:50Oh, this is a good pie.
06:51Yep.
06:52Really good.
06:53Susan's making a mess.
06:55I'm eating.
06:56How's the potato, Stu?
06:58Sticky.
07:00Eat some of that.
07:02I want Jerry to puke.
07:03Okay.
07:04I puked already.
07:05I'll go home myself.
07:06Next game.
07:12Next game.
07:13Giants.
07:15I can't see shit.
07:16Giants and Cowboys.
07:17Cowboys minus four.
07:18Being Jewish, I can't see shit.
07:20They fall out.
07:21Giants and Cowboys.
07:22Cowboys minus four.
07:23Cowboys off a big win.
07:24Giants are terrible.
07:25Tommy, you are a Giants fan.
07:26This is the most pathetic Giants team of all time.
07:29Tommy, why aren't you eating?
07:31The stat would just be that the Giants just...
07:33Oh!
07:34The Giants just suck.
07:35The Giants are just terrible.
07:36Oh!
07:37I wouldn't...
07:38Oh!
07:39I wouldn't...
07:40I don't even need a stat other than they're just really bad.
07:42When Tommy does it, it's kind of weird.
07:44Yeah.
07:45You know what I mean?
07:46It's funny, but when he does it, it's kind of weird.
07:49It's so uncomfortable.
07:50It's very uncomfortable.
07:51It's as if he does this at home.
07:52Yeah, this is the...
07:53He's like...
07:54He tries to eat and go, can I take this home?
07:55Yeah, he's the uncomfortable cousin at the dinner table.
07:58Ashley, did you like that, what he did?
07:59It was pretty enjoyable to watch.
08:01Oh, Tommy.
08:02Wow.
08:03Tommy.
08:04Ashley, what's the weather going to be like in Dallas?
08:06It's going to be 55 degrees, partly cloudy in Dallas.
08:09Okay, Stu.
08:11I'm going to take the Cowboys here.
08:12I know it's probably a stupid move because you can't get higher
08:15than the Cowboys just winning that game that they shouldn't have won
08:18or, you know, we're 10-point dogs.
08:20The Giants look like shit.
08:21You should go reverse, but I think the Giants are so, so bad.
08:24The locker room is so, so bad.
08:25The locker room is so, so bad.
08:26The table is a dead man walking.
08:27Quit teaming.
08:28Stu, I'm taking the Cowboys.
08:29You give me a pick, but here, have some turkey.
08:31Let's do it.
08:37I think that this will be a low-scoring game again.
08:41I don't think the Giants have much on offense,
08:43and we know the Cowboys have...
08:44You're taking another under?
08:45...have nothing on offense, so I'm going to go under totally.
08:47I think the unders will prevail.
08:49I think contrary to popular opinion, it's not going to happen.
08:55Going to work.
08:57What is that?
09:08Get in there, Stu.
09:10Yes.
09:12Yes!
09:14Ow!
09:16I'm bleeding right now.
09:19I think the unders are a good play.
09:22Push that down on your head.
09:23Really make it a...
09:24I can't.
09:25It's fucking, like, sticking me.
09:26You fucking mother...
09:27I'll kill you.
09:28I'll fucking kill you.
09:31There you go.
09:33Hi, how you doing?
09:35It's puppet Stu.
09:37Okay, Jerry, what do you got in this game?
09:39Over.
09:40I like the over in this game.
09:41Over?
09:42Yeah, I like the over in this game.
09:43Both defenses aren't really that good.
09:44Giants' D line is good, but I'll take the over.
09:46Eat more mashed potatoes.
09:47I'm enjoying the bread.
09:48Here, here, here.
09:49Where's the bread went?
09:50Oh.
09:51What was that?
09:52I don't know.
09:53He's breaking shit.
09:54Oh, it's a Greek wedding.
09:55Oh!
09:56Hoppa!
09:57That's it, Stu.
09:58Stu, we ran out.
09:59We're on the second picker.
10:00We already ran out of food.
10:04Love you.
10:06Love you.
10:08It's like burning champagne.
10:16You win the World Series.
10:17I had the glasses on with mashed potatoes.
10:19I didn't see.
10:21You are a mess, Stu.
10:23You got your suit.
10:32Oh, no.
10:33Oh, no.
10:34All right, let's go to the next game.
10:36It's a cue.
10:37Oh!
10:38No, I'm going to puke.
10:48You think you're going to puke, Stu?
10:50Yeah.
10:51Just do it.
10:52Puke on him.
10:53I don't know if I can right now.
10:54Puke on him.
10:55I can't puke right now.
10:57Oh, I got mashed potatoes on my nose.
10:59Okay, next game.
11:00I can't even see right now.
11:01Dolphins, Packers.
11:02Packers, minus.
11:05Three and a half.
11:06Over, under.
11:0747 and a half.
11:09The Miami Dolphins going to Green Bay.
11:11Cold weather.
11:13Will they be able to do?
11:15What are you doing?
11:17I can't get the.
11:18I got a pocket square.
11:20I got so much mashed potatoes on my nose, I don't know what to do with it.
11:23I can't see.
11:24Do we have more food?
11:25Can I have more food?
11:26Where's the pie?
11:27Can we get the pie?
11:28The pie was delicious.
11:30Taste the pie, Stu.
11:32Oh, what's this?
11:33Oh, my God.
11:34Oh, what is this?
11:35Sweet potato.
11:36Oh, stuffing.
11:37Stuffing's really good.
11:38Okay.
11:39I need to know what the weather's going to be like, Ashley.
11:40This is very important.
11:41Green Bay on Thursday night.
11:42The dolphins are candy-ass.
11:43Can they go in the cold weather?
11:44Tell us the weather.
11:45In Green Bay, it's going to be a brisk 27 degrees, partly cloudy.
11:46Oh, very cold.
11:47Oh, my God.
11:48Oh, my God.
11:49Oh, my God.
11:50Oh, my God.
11:51Oh, my God.
11:52Oh, my God.
11:53Oh, my God.
11:54Oh, my God.
11:55Oh, my God.
11:56Oh, my God.
11:57Oh, my God.
11:58Oh, my God.
11:59Oh, my God.
12:00Oh, my God.
12:01Oh, my God.
12:02Oh, my God.
12:03Oh, my God.
12:04Oh, my God.
12:05Oh, my God.
12:06Oh, my God.
12:07Oh, my God, very cold.
12:08Oh, my God.
12:09What is he doing?
12:10Making us hot.
12:11There you go.
12:12There you go.
12:13Tommy, give us a stat.
12:14Tommy, give us a stat.
12:15Dolphins team total over 21 and a half points.
12:16They're scoring 29 points per game since Tua got back and on the road under Mike McDaniel,
12:21Tua averages 26 point.
12:22What about the cold weather?
12:24Not as good in cold weather.
12:26Okay.
12:27Did you think about the cold weather?
12:28That's why your fucking stat boy went 0 and 5 last week.
12:30Well, that was on the fedora.
12:32OK, well, where's the fedora?
12:34Put it on.
12:35But it's got stews.
12:35No!
12:36If you don't put it on, then none of these picks count.
12:38Are you kidding me?
12:39All right, fine.
12:40You're uncommon.
12:41Hattua!
12:41Guys, let's talk about this game.
12:43It's Hattua!
12:44Let's talk about, let's talk football for a second.
12:46Hattua!
12:47Hey.
12:48What?
12:49Those first two games suck on Thanksgiving.
12:50Let's talk about this game.
12:52Miami-Green Bay?
12:52Miami-Green Bay.
12:54I think it'll be a ground and a pound again.
12:55I think the Packers defense showed you
12:56they're the best in the NFL.
12:57They pissed on San Francisco.
12:58They shut them down completely.
13:00That was your best bet.
13:01Yes, best bet, mortal ass at $100.
13:04Miami really has nothing.
13:07Nothing to play for.
13:07What do you mean?
13:08What do you mean?
13:09Listen, they're going to be very conservative
13:11and try to win out and win seven straight games
13:13and sneak into the playoffs.
13:15But I think this will be a very conservative
13:17Thanksgiving game.
13:18It's the Wednesday night game, Thursday night game.
13:21Thursday night.
13:22Now you're just saying.
13:23Very competitive and very low scoring.
13:26Miami-Green Bay!
13:27I don't know!
13:28I don't know!
13:29I don't!
13:30Stu just gave, Stu just gave,
13:34Stu's analysis of that game was like,
13:36remember?
13:37You know what this looks like?
13:38This looks like Fyke's kitchen
13:40after Jason Tate fucked him up his ass!
13:42Yeah, that's facts.
13:44Shut up, Fyke's, I got your back!
13:47Stu basically asked for analysis of this game.
13:50He just basically was a Bleacher Report article
13:53where he's like, the game is going to kick off at 8.05
13:56and it's two teams playing in the NFL.
13:59You gave us nothing, Stu!
14:00I'm getting a facial right now by stuffing.
14:02Yeah, I need you to puke on him.
14:05What's going to make you puke?
14:07Me?
14:08Yeah.
14:08I puked already, my puke is up.
14:10I need more.
14:11I puked on his shoe.
14:12Do we have more gravy?
14:14Do we have any milk?
14:15We have some butter.
14:16We have butter.
14:17Take a sip of the butter.
14:18Take a sip of the butter.
14:19No!
14:20Take a little sip of the butter.
14:22I'll take a little sip.
14:23Take a little sip of the butter, Jerry.
14:25Give me a pick on this game.
14:27Take a little sip of the butter.
14:28Take a little sip of the butter.
14:29I can't even, I can't open it, damn, my fingers.
14:30No, okay.
14:31You got it?
14:32You got it?
14:33Yeah, yeah.
14:33I can't see shit!
14:34I can't open it either.
14:36Oh, here, here, here.
14:37Here's the edge.
14:38Got it.
14:39What kind of butter is this?
14:40Got it.
14:41If I throw a straight right hand right now,
14:42am I hitting Jerry in the face?
14:43Yes.
14:44Yes.
14:45Try it.
14:46Yes, yes.
14:47No, no, now you're good.
14:47Now you won't, nope.
14:48Now you won't.
14:49Now you won't.
14:50Now you won't.
14:51Now you won't.
14:52Now you won't.
14:52Now you won't.
14:53Now you won't.
14:54Now you won't.
14:55Now you won't.
14:57He's drinking the butter.
15:07Yeah, I can't.
15:20Drink it, Stu.
15:21Drink it, Stu.
15:22Drink it.
15:23Drink it.
15:24Aw.
15:26Damn racist!
15:28Okay, I'm taking the Dolphins in this game.
15:31Jerry, do you have a pick for this game?
15:32Packers.
15:33Jerry, do you have a pick for this game?
15:35Yeah, I like the Packers here in this spot here.
15:36Packers?
15:37At home in the cold.
15:38Okay.
15:39Two has got to prove it.
15:40Two has got to prove it.
15:41All right, Barstool Sports Advisor,
15:42when we come back, there'll be more of this.
15:45I don't even know what else we have for food-wise.
15:47All my rings are falling off.
15:48Barstool Sports Advisor is back right after this.
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16:54Ready to roll.
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16:56Ready to roll.
16:57Happy Thanksgiving.
16:58God bless you.
16:59God bless your family.
17:01God bless your friends.
17:02God bless your dog.
17:03I love you.
17:04And thank you so much for all the love for seven years,
17:0912 weeks, and here's week three,
17:12not every week, 13.
17:13Listen, listen, listen.
17:14It is a big week.
17:15You're seeing this show Wednesday before Thanksgiving.
17:18So on Thursday, triple turkey shootout
17:22on Friday, three college football games of the year.
17:26Saturday, college football game of the year.
17:29Sunday, three games of the year.
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17:49Are we back?
17:50Three, two, one.
17:51Marshall Sports Advisors, we are back.
17:53Back.
17:54Back.
17:55So back.
17:56I'm eating my master tail.
17:57Here, you want some master tail?
17:58Oh, here.
18:08Pie was great, by the way.
18:13Here you go, Stew.
18:18When he does the hand spread, it's so gross.
18:22It's delicious.
18:22All right, Marshall Sports Advisors, we are back.
18:25We got two more games.
18:26Jerry, this is a very important game.
18:27The Steelers and the Bengals.
18:29What's the line?
18:30Big game.
18:31Two and a half.
18:32Bengals minus two and a half.
18:33Big game.
18:33All-Steelers, 47.
18:34I'll tell you what, this right now.
18:37The Bengals are the bet.
18:38The Bengals are gonna fuck.
18:39The Steelers are...
18:42Dead?
18:44Lost my hat.
18:45Let it go.
18:46All right.
18:51The Steelers are...
18:52In trouble.
18:53Bad.
18:54No.
18:54Yes.
18:55The Steelers are bad.
18:56Bad how?
18:57They beat bad teams.
18:58They beat the Ravens and Commanders.
19:00Okay, the Ravens they own.
19:02Yes.
19:03The Commanders, are they a good team still?
19:04No.
19:05Okay.
19:06Lost three in a row.
19:06All right, so, Steelers are bad.
19:07The Bengals are fighting for their playoff lives,
19:09which they've been doing every single week
19:10and they've been losing a lot of games.
19:11I'm taking the Bengals minus two and a half.
19:14I'm taking the Steelers.
19:15Oh, no shit, buddy.
19:16I mean, no, no, Tomlin, Road Dogg,
19:18he just wins in these spots.
19:20The Steelers played so bad against the Browns
19:22in the first half.
19:23Tomlin, Road Dogg is true.
19:24But it's Tomlin, Road Dogg game.
19:25I'm taking the Steelers.
19:26And you know what?
19:27Give me a George Pickens touchdown in this game as well.
19:29Yeah?
19:30All right, you know what?
19:31Give me a George Pickens touchdown as well.
19:33Ashley, what's the weather gonna be like
19:34in Cincinnati on Sunday?
19:36In Cincinnati, we got 40 degrees, partly cloudy.
19:40I can't see anything.
19:41He can't see anything.
19:42Tommy, stat.
19:43Bengals coming off a bye.
19:44Steelers coming off Thursday night football.
19:46In the last 14 games where teams both have
19:4910 or more days rest, the under has hit 14 times in a row.
19:53Wow.
19:5427 and four in the last.
19:54Boo.
19:55Under, good stat, good stat, Tom.
19:57Good stat, Tommy.
19:59Stu, give us a pick.
20:00It's your last pick of the show.
20:01If you give another under, I swear to fucking God.
20:04I love Joe Burrow.
20:06I love the Bengals in this spot.
20:08I think the Steelers are playing way over their head,
20:10way over their skis, way over their toes.
20:12I have no idea how they're winning.
20:14They're gonna get slammed here.
20:15This game has like 48-17 written all over it.
20:18What?
20:19I love the Bengals.
20:19I'm gonna use the Bengals as my mortal.
20:22Bengals, all Bengals, all Cincinnati Bengals.
20:26Let's go, let's go, let's go.
20:34Remember, no back wall.
20:39Did I hit the back wall?
20:40Yeah, you hit the back wall.
20:41It's coming out of your paycheck.
20:43Oh my God, fuck.
20:46You can't afford that.
20:48Oh my God, I didn't mean that.
20:50How much is that gonna cost, Hank?
20:51I don't know.
20:52The water was, oh wait.
20:54The water was on my head.
20:55Stu, here.
20:56These are my notes.
20:57You missed a little bit with the water.
21:00There you go.
21:05You can't believe how cold that is, Mike.
21:09Okay, last game.
21:11Sunday night football, 49ers-Bills.
21:13I don't know if Brayden Allen's playing a Brock party.
21:15We're doing this on Monday morning.
21:17We probably don't have the best lines.
21:19We probably don't have the best information,
21:20but we're gonna do our best anyway.
21:22Stu, you're not gonna give a pick
21:23because you're a coward.
21:24All right, but what a week I have going here.
21:27First of all, my mortals, 7-4-1, coming off the Packers.
21:32I'm about to win out on the show,
21:34so I'm gonna end my mortals 17-4-1.
21:36You're welcome, you're welcome, you're welcome.
21:38Because it's Thanksgiving,
21:40because we're doing this show on Wednesday,
21:41we have the Triple Turkey Shootout,
21:44all the side selections at StuFinder.com.
21:46Then on Friday, three college football games of the year,
21:49all on StuFinder.com.
21:50Saturday, the whole slate.
21:51Sunday, the whole slate, but three best bets,
21:54three best bets, $69 favorite number, favorite position.
21:57Plus, this Sunday night, side total parlay,
22:00side total parlay, side total parlay,
22:02StuFinder.com, StuFinder.com.
22:06StuFinder.com.
22:08StuFinder.com.
22:13Talk to it.
22:14Triple Turkey Shootout, who came up with that name?
22:18I don't know, I did it in 1982, it sold well.
22:20I put it in USA Today, I spent $64,000, full-page ad,
22:24we were up $300,000 in seven days.
22:26Triple Turkey Shootout?
22:27Triple Turkey Shootout.
22:28Wait, there was only two games back then.
22:31Side total, side total.
22:32That's quadruple.
22:34Oh, by the way, we picked three out of the four.
22:35Three out of four.
22:36I gave one for free.
22:37I love that.
22:38That's incredible.
22:39Would you put a free pick in the paper?
22:40No, absolutely not.
22:41Never?
22:42No.
22:43Not one?
22:44Well, I did, maybe.
22:45Okay, I feel like I learned nothing.
22:47We're going back to 1984.
22:48I learned absolutely nothing.
22:49Okay, weather in Buffalo, Sunday night.
22:54In Buffalo, it's gonna be 30 degrees, snowy.
22:58Snowy, snowy.
23:0149ers coming from...
23:06What is he doing?
23:07No, oh no, oh no, he's taking off his pants.
23:10Oh, he's putting it down his pants.
23:12He's putting it down his pants.
23:17What is he doing?
23:18He's putting it down his pants.
23:23You've never looked more like Rob Ford.
23:26You literally are Rob Ford.
23:29Say something about Canadian politics.
23:32Let me tell you something right now.
23:33We have free insurance, free marijuana,
23:37the best strip clubs ever.
23:38Let's go.
23:39I love Canadians.
23:40I love Canada.
23:41I love politics.
23:42I'll run for prime minister.
23:43He's Rob Ford.
23:44All right, Tommy.
23:45Overs hit an eight straight Bills home games,
23:47averaging 52 points a game,
23:49well over this total of 46.
23:52Jerry, let's talk about this game.
23:52So we need this game.
23:53Yep.
23:54We need to win this game.
23:55Yeah, because we're gonna lose the other ones.
23:56Yeah, we're gonna lose every single game on Thanksgiving.
23:58So this is a must have.
23:59Yes.
24:00Okay.
24:01Niners can't lose this game.
24:03But Brock Porty might not be playing.
24:07But they can't lose the game.
24:08Their season's done if they lose the game.
24:10It's finished.
24:11What was the over under?
24:1246.
24:13I'm taking the over.
24:14I've heard enough from Tommy.
24:15Yeah, I like that.
24:16Keon Coleman back.
24:17Dawson Knox back.
24:18Maybe Brock Porty.
24:19Maybe we get Brock Porty.
24:21If we don't, this is probably a bad line.
24:23And McCaffrey's gotta wake up, right?
24:24McCaffrey's gotta wake up.
24:25Debo kind of looking a little chunky.
24:27Fat boy, yeah.
24:28A little chunky fat boy.
24:30Over 46.
24:31I like it.
24:32I'm gonna ride.
24:33Okay.
24:33Should we take the niners too or no?
24:34No.
24:35Six and a half though.
24:37We don't know if Brock Porty's playing or not.
24:38No, over, over, over.
24:39I don't wanna get burned.
24:40I got burned last week.
24:41Let's put a McCaffrey touchdown on the card too.
24:43Okay, McCaffrey touchdown on the card.
24:45You want that?
24:46Sure, sure.
24:47By the way, the records as of right now,
24:48I'm still one game behind 500.
24:51Jerry, you're 27 and 41.
24:52Stu, you're 25 and 34.
24:54But the only game I'm allowed to pick
24:55that I actually picked the game,
24:56not given the games, is the mortal.
24:58And I'm seven, four, and one last year.
25:00So only pay attention to your mortal.
25:02Now Stu, let me ask you a question.
25:03Yes, absolutely.
25:04If, let's just say it was reversed
25:05and you were four and seven in your mortals
25:08and your regular card was 34 and 25,
25:10would you be saying?
25:13I just stated a fact.
25:14That's a fact.
25:15I wake up every morning, I'm given games.
25:17The only game I'm allowed to choose is my mortal
25:19and seven, four, and one is what I am
25:21in Green Bay last week.
25:21But I'm saying, do you understand the question?
25:24I would never mention it.
25:25What are you talking about?
25:25If you were 35?
25:26I'm a manipulator.
25:27No!
25:29What is mortals if that was the case?
25:30What are we talking about?
25:33Okay.
25:35Oh!
25:37That we still need.
25:38When we come back, we have our mortals.
25:39Stu is seven, four, and one.
25:41We cast our third time mortal parlay
25:45on the DraftKings Sportsbook.
25:46We're making you money!
25:48We are, Stu is seven and four.
25:50I am seven and five on immortals.
25:53Jerry, you're four and five.
25:54Let's win another one.
25:55Back right after this.
25:56Barstool Sports Advisor.
26:06Here we go!
26:07Make your Thanksgiving season!
26:09Make Christmas!
26:11Make Hanukkah!
26:12Make New Year's!
26:13Give someone a shout out!
26:16Birthdays, anniversaries, pick me up.
26:19Fantasy football success.
26:22Fantasy football disaster.
26:24Have a bachelor party!
26:26Bachelor party!
26:2715, 15, 30, 69, favorite number, favorite position.
26:31You write the script.
26:32I write the script.
26:34I write the script.
26:35Any of your dreams can come true.
26:37I perform, I produce, I make you happy.
26:41I save your life, I change your life.
26:43Cameo.com slash Stu Feiner.
26:46Cameo.com slash Stu Feiner.
26:49Cameo.com slash Stu Feiner!
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28:16The crown is yours.
28:18Well done.
28:19Wow.
28:20All right, mortals.
28:21Three this season.
28:22Three times this season, our mortals have hit
28:25the mortal parlay.
28:27Let's go for a four.
28:28You're probably plus money if you bet every single week.
28:29Probably plus money.
28:30Let's go for a four.
28:31Yeah, you probably are, Hank.
28:32With the odds, yeah.
28:33Yeah, Hank, you know what?
28:34You probably are.
28:35You fucking hater.
28:37Yeah, you, what were the odds?
28:39What were the odds?
28:40Usually around like plus 650.
28:42650?
28:42Yeah.
28:43So if it's 650, 650, 650.
28:44We're up for the year.
28:45Yeah.
28:46That's, that's.
28:4719.5.
28:4819.5 minus nine, nine, 10 losing weeks.
28:52Right, we're up nine units.
28:52Of nine losing weeks.
28:53Yeah.
28:54We're up nine units.
28:55This guy, he tries to keep us down.
28:56Crazy, with his little puppy cup.
28:59Puppy cup.
29:00Okay, I'm gonna, I have a winner.
29:02So I'm doing my job.
29:03I got a winner, too.
29:04I got a winner.
29:05I have a winner.
29:06I got a winner.
29:06Go.
29:07Patriots Colts over 43.
29:08The Patriots are an over team now.
29:09Their defense fucking sucks.
29:10Drake May can make a big play, big splash here and there.
29:13Over 43, Patriots Colts.
29:16I like it.
29:18I like that a lot.
29:19Jerry.
29:20I'm going back to the well.
29:21Over one and a half Russell Wilson touchdowns.
29:26Hear me out.
29:27They bought fields in last week, right?
29:30Right?
29:31Right.
29:32I can't see.
29:33Did it work?
29:33Yes.
29:34No.
29:35Didn't work.
29:36No, it didn't work.
29:37Arthur Smith is done with that experiment.
29:38Back and forth.
29:38Too much back and forth.
29:39Hold on one second.
29:40Hold on one second.
29:41Oh my.
29:42Holy shit.
29:43Holy shit.
29:43Holy shit.
29:44Holy shit.
29:45Holy shit.
29:46Holy shit.
29:47Holy shit.
29:48Holy shit.
29:48Holy shit.
29:49Holy shit.
29:51That was crazy.
29:52That was, geez.
29:53Will Compton, you got nothing on me.
29:55You want to fart off.
29:55Holy shit.
29:56I put you in your grave, you Nebraska bitch.
29:59You have no idea how to fart.
30:01I was farting before you were born.
30:03That was, that was a fucking tuba.
30:07Oh my God.
30:08It smells bad.
30:09I was, I was praying to God it wasn't a prank.
30:12I was praying.
30:13I was praying.
30:15It smells like shit.
30:16No, no, no.
30:17It stinks.
30:19Holy shit.
30:23That smells so bad.
30:27I'm so proud of myself.
30:29My mortal is a Cincinnati Bengals.
30:32While these guys are choking.
30:34They ate it.
30:35You ate it in a concentration camp.
30:36You have no idea what it is to not breathe.
30:38Let me tell you something right now.
30:40Cincinnati Bengals, human best bet, mortal, mortal, mortal.
30:45741, love them Bengals, love Cincinnati.
30:49Ready to roll, ready to roll, ready to roll.
30:56Shout out farts.
30:57Farts are funny.
30:58They're smelly.
30:59You laugh, you, everybody, you know,
31:01gets around and cuddles it out
31:03and they tell their fart story.
31:05Tell me your best fart story.
31:06Shit my pants.
31:07Nice, I saw that.
31:08That wasn't a fart.
31:09That was a shit.
31:09I shit my pants many times.
31:10Really? Okay.
31:11But I just, as a professional,
31:13got up and just let it go.
31:15Not knowing it was a number two.
31:17I feel like I'm gonna puke.
31:18A simple, smelly, hug it out fart.
31:21I think I'm gonna puke.
31:22No, you're all right, you're all right.
31:23Shout it out.
31:24Shout it out.
31:26All right, Barstool Sports Advisors.
31:28Happy Thanksgiving to everyone.
31:30To you and yours.
31:31What are we thankful for, guys?
31:32I'm very blessed at 63 years old to be alive.
31:36I never thought I was gonna have a run
31:38late in my life like this.
31:39I thought I was gonna die at 30 years old
31:41because I had a storybook life.
31:42Seen it all, did it all, had it all.
31:45To be alive and to be in the greatest company
31:47in the world that I consider yourself,
31:49are everyone here, family and friends.
31:52And I love you all and I'm just humble, grateful, blessed.
31:54Yes, that's beautiful.
31:56Beautiful still.
31:57Beautiful.
31:58And I mean it from the bottom of my heart.
31:59Are you guys gonna kiss?
32:00It looks like you guys are gonna kiss.
32:02It looks like you guys are gonna kiss.
32:03What's that?
32:04It's one of the cameras.
32:05It looks like you guys are gonna kiss.
32:07Were you planning on kissing Jerry there?
32:09It looked like you guys were about to kiss.
32:11Still.
32:19Oh, let me get in.
32:23Let's go!
32:24Love you all.
32:24Hug it out!
32:25Happy Thanksgiving.
32:26Love everyone like you love yourself.
32:28Love everyone.
32:29Happy Thanksgiving.
32:29Not the way you wish.
32:30Me and him.
32:33Barstool Sports Advisors.
32:34Be advised.
32:38Wow.
32:41Wow.
32:42Wow.
32:43Wow.
32:44Wow.
32:44Wow.
32:45Wow.
32:46Wow.
32:47Wow.
32:48Wow.
32:49Wow.
32:49Wow.
32:50Wow.
32:51Wow.
32:52Wow.
32:53Wow.
32:54Wow.
32:54Wow.
32:55Wow.
32:56Wow.
32:57Wow.
32:58Wow.
32:59Wow.
33:00Wow.
33:00Wow.
33:01Wow.
33:02Wow.
33:03Wow.
33:04Wow.
33:05Wow.
33:05Wow.
33:06Wow.
33:07Wow.
33:08Wow.
33:09Wow.
33:10Wow.