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00:15Welcome to the Barstool Sports Advisory.
00:20America's premier sports information program.
00:24With Jersey Jerry.
00:27Dan, Big Cat Cats.
00:31And the source, Stu Beiner.
00:43Barstool Sports Advisors, we are back!
00:46Back! It is back!
00:49We got Ashley, we got Tommy, we got Stu, and now we got Jerry.
00:53Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.
00:55Glad to have you back, Jerry.
00:57It's good to be back.
01:00And you know who's not back?
01:02My father, who's still dead!
01:04He's dead!
01:06Dead as a doorknob!
01:08Dead.
01:10R.I.P. Howie.
01:12Also not back, Dave Portnoy, who stinks at picnic games.
01:15Did he stink at picnic games?
01:17He went 3-5.
01:19He went 3-5.
01:21He gets the Jägermeister Ice Cold Picks.
01:24What? He went 3-5. What's the problem?
01:26It was the worst pick.
01:28Oh, it's the worst pick?
01:30He wants to do the Panthers.
01:32Listen, folks.
01:34I went 4-2. They all count the same.
01:36The Panthers losing by 100 and the Panthers losing by 5 is a loss both ways.
01:41It is the second worst mortal of all time.
01:43Is this the first time Hank's ever gambled?
01:45Is this the first time people ever gambled online?
01:47You lose by 100?
01:49If you have plus 4, Stu, correct me if I'm wrong.
01:51You've been gambling forever.
01:53And you lose by 5 or you lose by 200 million.
01:56What does it count?
01:58It's a loss.
01:59Same.
02:00It's the loss.
02:01Who the fuck cares?
02:02It's the people that told you care.
02:04You ruined that. No, no.
02:06You didn't ruin my Sunday.
02:08You ruined their Sunday.
02:10No, no.
02:11Yes.
02:12No, no.
02:13No, yes.
02:14Don't keep talking, I'm saying.
02:15I'm not saying agreeing.
02:16I'm saying continue.
02:18If they tell me, they went 4-2.
02:20You're the hottest thing on this show.
02:22Besides Ashley.
02:23Look at Ashley.
02:25Woo!
02:26Shout out Ashley.
02:28Shout out Ashley.
02:29But if they tell you they went 4-2, is that correct or incorrect?
02:32You were the second biggest winner on the show.
02:34Stu Feiner was the biggest.
02:35Where'd you go?
02:363-1 and 1.
02:383-1 and 1.
02:39And I pushed my mortal.
02:40I didn't lose my.
02:41Ooh.
02:42I pushed my mortal.
02:43I didn't lose my mortal by 300.
02:44Okay.
02:45So I get the slight win.
02:46All right, fine.
02:47Give me the fucking ice cold pick because Hank's a piece of shit
02:50and he wants me and Jerry out of Barstool.
02:52Bitch.
02:53If it was Hank's way, it would literally just be.
02:55100%.
02:56There would be empty seats right here.
02:58100%.
02:59Maybe some.
03:00Hot women.
03:01Blondes.
03:02Hot women.
03:03Blondes.
03:04It was begging to do.
03:05Oh, by the way, Ashley, Hank was begging.
03:06Yeah.
03:07Begging to replace you.
03:08Begging.
03:09To do more weather interviews.
03:10And we said, fuck that.
03:11We said, fuck that.
03:12We want Ashley.
03:13We want Ashley.
03:14We want Ashley.
03:15Tommy wants Ashley.
03:16On the show, yeah.
03:19I would die to have Ashley.
03:22Wait a second.
03:24Way to make it perverted, Tommy.
03:25Okay.
03:26Shout out HR.
03:28Shout out.
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03:31I get the ice cold pick because Hank hates us.
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03:37Damn, that's cold.
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04:00So, I get the Jägermeister ice cold pick because I took the Panthers.
04:03Okay.
04:04Even though I went four and two.
04:05Shout out Jäger.
04:06Shout out Jäger.
04:07Even though I went four and two.
04:08Okay.
04:09Off to a great start.
04:10Listen.
04:11Little for dad.
04:12Nice.
04:13Beautiful.
04:14Love it.
04:15Oh.
04:16Oh.
04:17Should we get to some games?
04:18Love to.
04:19Let's go.
04:20Let's go.
04:21Okay.
04:22Oh, congratulations on your bears.
04:23Congratulations.
04:25And they covered.
04:26What a fabulous day for you.
04:27And they covered.
04:28Fuck the Panthers.
04:29Fuck the Panthers.
04:30Who cares about the Panthers?
04:31Bears.
04:33Come back, win, and cover.
04:34One and O.
04:35In glorious fashion.
04:36Not apologizing for one and O.
04:37In glorious.
04:38You know what?
04:40Steelers also won one and O.
04:41Steelers.
04:42Congratulations.
04:43Defense is legit.
04:45Congratulations.
04:47Fabulous.
04:48Congratulate Tommy for being and thinking that Daniel Jones is a good quarterback.
04:49I said he was a good person.
04:50Oh.
04:51I never said he was a good person.
04:52Congratulations on him being a good person.
04:53He's a great guy.
04:54That's all you can ask for.
04:55Yeah.
04:56I heard that.
04:57That's all you want.
04:58He's a leader.
04:59Can I say congratulations to two people, please?
05:00Yeah.
05:01Can I just spew my love?
05:02Please.
05:03And just say thank you.
05:08Can I just say hello and get on my knees and say god bless you?
05:11Yeah.
05:12Meredith and Scotty Shuffield.
05:14Oh, yes.
05:16Beautiful.
05:17Meredith, from the bottom of my heart, all class, I love you.
05:22Scotty, I've always loved you.
05:25Careful.
05:26God bless both of you.
05:27May god be with you.
05:28Matter of fact, now that I know you go to church, I'm going to change over from Judaism
05:32to Catholicism.
05:33Careful.
05:34if they're Protestant or Lutheran or whatever sect you are,
05:39I am now Sue Christ.
05:40Oh, Sue Christ.
05:41I am Christ.
05:43I have never accepted Christ as my savior.
05:46I know he was a Jew.
05:47I had mad respect,
05:48because I prayed to his father.
05:49Mad respect for Jesus.
05:51I prayed to his father.
05:52Mad respect.
05:53I prayed to his father.
05:53Now I'm going to pray to the son.
05:55Add a respect to Meredith and Scottie Scheffler.
05:58Jesus Christ is my savior,
05:59and I love you and I want to hug it out for you.
06:01For the Ryder Cup, you can hang at my house.
06:03Meredith, you can come hang with Sandy.
06:05For the Ryder Cup.
06:06Oh, I forgot.
06:07Yeah, the Ryder Cup.
06:08Big party at my house.
06:09I'm walking distance from the Bethpage Black.
06:11Yep.
06:12Now, Stu, can I ask you a question?
06:13Anything you want.
06:14Off the record.
06:15Off the record, purely.
06:17If you rent your house out to Scottie and his wife.
06:21Yes.
06:22Free.
06:24Tiger Woods in 2002 offered me $150,000.
06:29I turned them down.
06:30Let me finish the question.
06:31If you, if Scottie and his wife,
06:35respectfully, stay at your house.
06:37Yes.
06:38Are they allowed to 15, 15, 30?
06:40In my bed?
06:41Yeah.
06:41All day.
06:42They just cannot clean it.
06:43Not bad.
06:44Not bad.
06:45What a deal.
06:46But, I just want to say something.
06:47Non-pervertedly, they cannot clean cheats.
06:51I will clean them with my tongue.
06:53Okay.
06:54I just want to share that.
06:55Now we've lost.
06:56I want to share that gut level.
06:57Sir, we've lost Scottie Scheffler.
06:58Okay, let's get to the games.
07:00Yes.
07:01Let's get to the games.
07:02The Saints at Cowboys.
07:05Cowboys are minus six and a half,
07:06over under is 45 and a half.
07:08The Cowboys came out.
07:09They absolutely demolished the Browns.
07:11The Saints came out.
07:12They absolutely demolished the Panthers,
07:14who I might use as my mortal again this week.
07:17Yeah, I'm crazy like that.
07:19Saints and Cowboys.
07:20Tommy, give us a stat.
07:22Good spot for Dak.
07:23Has covered 10 of his last 14 as a home favorite.
07:26And Dennis Allen, kind of allergic to winning streaks.
07:29There's five and 16 against the spread coming off a win.
07:32I like that stat.
07:33I know we don't have weather in Dallas.
07:36We'll do the muck boots read for the next one.
07:39But what is Dallas going to be like, Ashley?
07:41It's going to be 90 degrees hot and clear skies.
07:45Okay.
07:46Scottie might go to this game.
07:47I'd like to know before.
07:49Boys, let's talk football.
07:50Let's talk ball.
07:51Okay.
07:52Let's keep it to a ball show.
07:52You got it.
07:53Jerry.
07:54Yeah, I mean, I'm doing something
07:56a little different this year.
07:57Yeah.
07:58What I'm doing this year is,
08:00I watched all the games last week.
08:02That's going to dictate my pick.
08:03Congratulations.
08:04I thank you for putting in the work.
08:06Hold on.
08:07Say it again.
08:08I watched all the games last week.
08:09I visualized.
08:10I watched every play of every game almost.
08:13And I'm going to go off that for the following week.
08:15Wow.
08:16Besides this game.
08:18Okay.
08:18Besides this game.
08:19You've already gone against your own system.
08:20Yes.
08:21Derek Carr is ass.
08:23We know he is ass.
08:25Mincy is delusional.
08:27After the game, he was doing a radio hit.
08:29Probably three people watching on the radio.
08:31Pacing back and forth.
08:33Loud as can be.
08:33Loud as can be.
08:34Cross-eyed.
08:35One eye this way.
08:36One eye that way.
08:37Saints are going to the Super Bowl.
08:38The Saints are ass.
08:39They played the Panthers.
08:41They stink.
08:42Dak is going to light it up.
08:43I'm taking the Cowboys minus six and a half.
08:46Add CD to my card.
08:47Add CD.
08:48Add him to my card because he's going to score this week.
08:51I love the Cowboys.
08:52They're a great regular season team.
08:54And Derek Carr is just ass.
08:55All you need to know, Derek Carr, ass.
08:58I like Derek Carr.
08:59He came on the show, but ass.
09:01Ass.
09:01To Jerry.
09:02Jerry, you look phenomenal.
09:04Can I give a shout out?
09:05Mr. Formalwear.
09:06That was my shout out.
09:07Mm-hmm.
09:08And.
09:09You look great.
09:10Yeah, I look great.
09:11Where's it from?
09:12Mr. Formalwear.
09:13Mm-hmm.
09:14Stu, what were you going to say?
09:15Can I join in with this soiree of Mr. Formalwear?
09:19Yes.
09:20I would like Mr. Formalwear.
09:21I would like a dozen suits.
09:22Yep.
09:23You're going to have to fit me.
09:24Call me.
09:24Mr. Formalwear just got.
09:26Call me.
09:27Let's go.
09:28Tens of thousands of dollars of ads.
09:28Yeah.
09:29I mean, I need suits.
09:30That's OK.
09:31Look how I look.
09:32It's OK.
09:33You know what?
09:33I need to look better.
09:34Dave is away.
09:35He looks better than me.
09:36He looks better than me.
09:37When Dave is away, the boys will play.
09:38That's it.
09:38That's it.
09:39I was so nervous with Dave last week.
09:40I know.
09:41My butt was so tight.
09:42Then he went over and he blew it.
09:44Lost a lot of respect for him.
09:46What do you mean?
09:47Went over to the coffin.
09:48Opened the coffin and didn't see him.
09:49All right, what'd you pick?
09:50What'd you pick?
09:52I got to lay the number.
09:53I would like to be a contrarian.
09:54I'd like to take the dog here, but I just don't see it.
09:56Cowboys are unstoppable at home against the number.
10:00They ran the table last year.
10:01They're going to run the table this year.
10:02Saints, I thought, was an incredibly stunning performance.
10:05They are not that good.
10:07Their offense is not that good.
10:08I'm going to lay the number.
10:10It is an earthquake.
10:11Let's go!
10:13I haven't made my pick yet.
10:16I read your mind.
10:18Ah!
10:20Oh my god!
10:23Wait!
10:24Wait!
10:25Yeah!
10:27My throw was awesome!
10:28Your throw was great.
10:29My throw was awesome!
10:30Oh my god, just watch the glass.
10:31Yeah!
10:32Yeah!
10:34My throw was awesome.
10:35We did a lot of damage.
10:36Dad!
10:37Fuck you!
10:37We did a lot of damage!
10:38You beat me when I was six!
10:40That's ridiculous.
10:41You yelled at my mother!
10:41Hey, beat him, beat him!
10:42Rough edge is sweet in the dish!
10:45Best served cold, bitch!
10:47We did a lot of damage to the green screen.
10:50Sorry, Hank.
10:51You can see it.
10:52Yeah, Hank.
10:53Put it on our tab, okay?
10:54All right, put it on our tab.
10:57We fucked that wall up.
10:58Fucked it up!
11:00Fucked it up!
11:02Shout out to Eddie!
11:03Hey, Stu doesn't even realize what we did.
11:05He just did it again.
11:06He just threw more at it.
11:08Can I just say, my throw was incredible?
11:10Yeah, your throw was great.
11:11That was a perfect smash.
11:11I don't think he'd even hurt the wall.
11:13Then Stu decided to take a fucking metal
11:15whatever jug it was and smash the whole wall.
11:17All right, we're all on the Cowboys earthquake.
11:19Let's go to the next game.
11:20Bucks at Lions.
11:22Lions minus seven.
11:25Over under is 51 and a half.
11:28God damn it, we got a lot of indoor games,
11:29but I don't care.
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12:01Ashley, are you wearing them right now?
12:02Oh yeah, I got them all by my feet.
12:04Has Jerry seen your feet?
12:05What size?
12:06Hopefully.
12:08What size?
12:09What size?
12:11They are size nine.
12:12Is that hot?
12:13Too big.
12:14Oh, you're out, you're out.
12:15I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.
12:17Are you doing the Andrew Tate pose?
12:19Yeah, it's the power pose.
12:21Yeah, I watched it.
12:23Well, I'm subscribed to andrewtate.com.
12:27The pose is like a power pose where it's like,
12:29you feel like the strongest in the room.
12:31Okay, I'm gonna try it.
12:33Ashley, what's the weather gonna be like in Detroit?
12:36The weather in Detroit is gonna be 90
12:39and chance of thunderstorms.
12:41Ooh, thunderstorms, I don't like that.
12:43Ooh, okay.
12:44Can I just say, Ashley?
12:46Yeah.
12:47What do you like better off the record?
12:50Uh-oh.
12:51I'm scared.
12:53You should be.
12:54Okay.
13:05This is Hank's fault.
13:06Yeah.
13:07This is Hank's fault.
13:08Can I elaborate 15, 15, 30?
13:11No, stop, let's move on.
13:12This is Hank's fault.
13:14What?
13:15Your fault, you said to me.
13:16Human resources, I was advised to do this.
13:20This is not me.
13:21I'm a director and the biggest earner in the company.
13:25You said that I'm a let's do off the leash, you did.
13:27All right, you know what 69 is, do you like that?
13:30Tommy, Tommy, stat.
13:33With the box, Baker Mayfield against the spread
13:36is eight and one on the road,
13:37nine and three as an underdog,
13:39seven and one as a road underdog.
13:41Okay, can I go this way then?
13:43Tommy, 69 or 15, 15, 30?
13:47I don't like blowjobs that much, as I've said.
13:50Giving them?
13:51I don't like giving them either.
13:52I like giving them less than I like getting them.
13:54Okay.
13:55So 15, 15, 30.
13:56Okay, fair enough.
13:56All right, let's talk about this game.
13:58This is a big game, this is an exciting game,
14:00this is a fun game.
14:02It's Hank's fault, that was Hank's fault.
14:05Jerry, I got the power pose.
14:07Quigs, just whatever, however you want it to be,
14:09whatever you want it to be.
14:11Jerry, give me a pick.
14:12Okay, Lions, weird game last week.
14:16I know they won the game, but I was-
14:17Covered.
14:18Yes, I was expecting a little bit more.
14:19I was expecting a little bit more
14:21with that high-powered offense,
14:22added a lot of pieces on defense.
14:24Bucs look good though.
14:25They do.
14:26Bucs look good.
14:27They look really good.
14:28Really good.
14:29I don't see a lot of points in this game though.
14:31I know the Bucs lost a lot in the secondary,
14:34everybody's banged up, everybody's hurt.
14:36I still think their D-line is real.
14:39Lions will probably run the ball a good amount this game.
14:41I'm gonna take the under 51 and a half.
14:44That's my only pick this game.
14:46I'm leaning Lions, but I wanna play the under in this game.
14:49Disagree.
14:50Okay.
14:51I'm taking the Lions minus seven.
14:52I think they're gonna play a lot better.
14:53They kind of were a little slow, weird,
14:56red zone interception.
14:57I'm also gonna take over 27 and a half points
14:59for the Detroit Lions.
15:00The Bucs can't guard.
15:02What do you mean, can't guard?
15:04Guard.
15:05Excuse me.
15:06Oh, like defense.
15:07Guard anyone.
15:08Gotcha.
15:08What happened there, Stu?
15:09I burped.
15:10Okay.
15:11Stu.
15:12I had lice, eggs, and onions this morning for breakfast.
15:15Two croissants, two pieces of sourdough,
15:18five cups of coffee, and orange juice.
15:21And I'm holding it a poops in 6 a.m.
15:23so I can distribute the poopy in the Will Compton bathroom.
15:27So if you smell an odorous like stench of rat,
15:30it's from my ass.
15:32I got it.
15:32I'm not gonna lie, this pose.
15:34It feels power, right?
15:35It's a power.
15:36Powerful.
15:37I know.
15:38I don't know if I'm allowed to say it,
15:39but it's as fuck.
15:42I mean, if you guys want to suck each other off
15:44after the show, fine.
15:46But that's as fuck.
15:47Andrew Tate, your is fuck.
15:49Suck my cock.
15:52Andrew fucking Tate.
15:52I'll tell you what.
15:53That was a top G comment by Stu.
15:55Top G, top G.
15:56Shout out people who are.
15:59All right, Stu, you're picking this game.
16:03I think both of you got this all wrong.
16:05Oh, wow.
16:05The Rams are absolutely loaded on both sides of the ball.
16:08The Rams are under the radar.
16:10The Rams definitively have one of the top six rosters
16:14in the NFL and can win the Super Bowl.
16:16So when you say Detroit looks sluggish,
16:18the Rams had an incredible scheme,
16:20both offensively and defensively.
16:22Their offense and defensive line played head-to-heads
16:24with the best offensive line in the NFL,
16:27which is the Detroit Lions.
16:30The Bucs have won their division three years in a row.
16:33Baker gets no respect.
16:34All he did was win a big playoff game
16:36against the Eagles last year.
16:37They are a solid playoff team.
16:41They're a division winner three straight years in a row.
16:42They're not flying under the radar.
16:44The Bucs are a good team.
16:45They're gonna get annihilated here.
16:47Lions are just gonna blow them right out of the dome.
16:50I have the Lions.
16:51You and me are there.
16:52Okay, yeah, we're smart.
16:53You and me are there.
16:54He's a fucking idiot.
16:54But you think the Bucs are gonna put up
16:56three, four touchdowns this game?
16:58In no world.
16:59Okay, that's why I took the under.
17:00Yeah, but the Lions could put up a 50.
17:01Yeah.
17:02They're not gonna put up a 50.
17:03They could.
17:04Lions could put.
17:05They could.
17:06The Rams defense played over its head.
17:07Unbelievable.
17:08Lions offense is prolific.
17:10And not saying that the over or the under is a winner.
17:13I like the Lions here.
17:14I'm gonna lay the number.
17:15What are you gonna do if the Lions put up a 50?
17:17Shout out Tom Kennedy, by the way.
17:18Did you see Tom Kennedy?
17:19Is he back?
17:19Made the roster.
17:20He was plus 1,500 to score a touchdown, any touchdown.
17:24Farmingdale's own, Farmingdale's greatest,
17:26Thomas Kennedy.
17:27Yes.
17:28From Farmingdale High School is now a pro
17:29on the Detroit Lions.
17:31Shout out Tom Kennedy.
17:32His brother's my youngest son's best friend.
17:34He was in the house.
17:35We were pulling in the game.
17:36Lions were my mortal.
17:39Lions were my 50-dime All-American best bet.
17:40This shout out has gone too long.
17:41Thank God that game won.
17:42I love you, Tom Kennedy.
17:44I love Tom Kennedy's girls.
17:45I love everyone in the Kennedy family.
17:49What are you gonna do if they put up 50?
17:50But what about the ones that kill people,
17:53the other Kennedys?
17:56John F. Kennedy, Robert Kennedy.
17:57He had to hold the whole call.
17:58He had to kill.
17:59No, but the Chapaquita, they did.
18:01Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:02Ted Kennedy.
18:03Yeah, that was bad.
18:05And they also have a-
18:05I would say it's bad when you bang a girl
18:07and you throw her in the river in a car
18:09and say that wasn't there.
18:10That's bad.
18:11That's bad.
18:12The word bad.
18:13If you look in the dictionary,
18:14it's Ted Kennedy's face when a car goes.
18:17Bad.
18:18Disavow some Kennedys.
18:19What are you gonna do if the Lions put up a 50 burger?
18:21Before we get there, RFK killed a bear.
18:24Did you know that?
18:24Yeah.
18:25Okay.
18:26I don't consider him a Kennedy.
18:28He's a Kennedy.
18:29His last name's Kennedy?
18:30He has dyslexia.
18:30He has dementia.
18:32He's not a real person.
18:33He's literally a Kennedy.
18:34Why does he talk like he has a dick?
18:35Brain worms.
18:37Brain worms.
18:38All right, here we go.
18:39Did he always talk like that?
18:40Yeah, he's got a problem.
18:41We gotta stay-
18:42What are you gonna do?
18:43He's got a speech impediment.
18:44What are you gonna do if they score 50?
18:47I'll vote left.
18:48Oh!
18:49On the record recording.
18:50We gotta see it.
18:51You gotta see it.
18:52And I need you to campaign.
18:53I need you to go out, like, knocking doors.
18:55100%.
18:56If they score 50, I will.
18:57If they score 50 points, one more.
18:5950 or more, yeah.
19:0050 or more.
19:01Have you ever listened to a Taylor Swift album?
19:03Okay, Rams at Cardinals.
19:06Next up, Rams at Cardinals.
19:07Afternoon game.
19:08All right, boys.
19:10Rams at Cardinals.
19:11Cardinals are minus one and a half.
19:13In Kamala's mouth?
19:18Cardinals are minus one and a half.
19:19Over-under is 49.
19:23Tommy.
19:24Teams start in the season playing back-to-back road games
19:26like the Rams.
19:27They're actually surprisingly good.
19:2812 and three against the spread in week two,
19:31and McVay owns the Cardinals.
19:3212 and two against the spread in his career.
19:34Agreed.
19:35Interesting.
19:37Good job.
19:37Ashley.
19:39Arizona will be 94,
19:40and we've got a chance of thunderstorms.
19:43Interesting.
19:45Stewart.
19:46I'll start with you, our source.
19:48I'm gonna lay the number.
19:50Oh.
19:51I made the Rams four.
19:53Excuse me.
19:54I think my line is much sharper than the Oddsmaker's line.
19:58I made Rams four.
19:59Minus four?
20:00Yes.
20:01They made Cardinals minus one and a half.
20:03That is a wrong line.
20:05The line is wrong.
20:06It is definitively wrong,
20:07and my results will prove it out.
20:09Rams win by seven.
20:11I am better than the Oddsmaker.
20:12This line will show it.
20:14This game will show it.
20:15Rams minus?
20:16Taylor Swift's mouth, please.
20:17Yep.
20:18Quigs, I know I'm making you work here, but Taylor.
20:20There we go.
20:21What do you think is more important?
20:23Meredith and Scottie's endorsement of
20:27Barstool Sports Advises?
20:29Or Taylor Swift's endorsement of Kamala Harris?
20:32Which one's more impressive?
20:35Don't answer that.
20:36Don't answer that.
20:37Why not?
20:38Meredith and Scottie!
20:39I don't need you to answer the question!
20:41I gave it a question, I answered it!
20:44Slow-y pokes.
20:46Slow pokies.
20:55I'm taking the over.
20:56Love it.
20:57Yeah, you do, don't you?
20:59I think the Cardinals are my fun team.
21:00They got, I circled them as my fun team before the C-year.
21:03Meaning fun, meaning you'll make money with them,
21:05or you just like them?
21:06Both.
21:06Score points, not a great defense.
21:09Games will be fun to watch.
21:10I had them on Sunday against the Bills.
21:12I also had the over.
21:13You're covered by a hook.
21:14I had a lot of fun.
21:15Hook!
21:16Yeah, I did.
21:17You hooked it.
21:18I did, I hooked it.
21:18You didn't think so.
21:19When the Bills were coming back,
21:20you thought you were dead.
21:21Hook.
21:22But they hooked it.
21:23Smee!
21:23That's what he says, right?
21:24Put him in the boo box.
21:26Smee.
21:27Who's that?
21:27Boom!
21:29Hook.
21:30Boom!
21:31Great movie.
21:31Captain Hook?
21:33All three of us say it.
21:34No, no, no, no.
21:34One, two, three, boom!
21:35Put him in the boom box.
21:37Okay, so let's say it.
21:38One, two, three.
21:38Put him in the boo box!
21:40Smee!
21:41Smee!
21:42Yeah, okay.
21:45What is your, oh, Rizzler.
21:47Oh, I love that, yeah.
21:49This provolone stinks!
21:50Boom!
21:52Didn't you wish we had the Rizzler in that day?
21:54Of course, dude, the Rizzler's goaded.
21:55What are you talking about?
21:57Listen, I love the Rizzler.
21:59He carries.
22:01AJ and Big Justice, he carries them.
22:03Big Justice is a little bit,
22:04he needs a little more credit than that.
22:06I didn't want to say this.
22:07Maybe we can cut this.
22:10Big Justice is wearing the same outfit almost every video.
22:13Oh, no.
22:13I just want to say that.
22:15Something needs to change there.
22:17He wears the Under Armour shorts with the,
22:19I don't want to go there.
22:20Anyway, I love the over with you.
22:22I'm on the over.
22:22Okay.
22:25Rams are dinged.
22:26Pooka Pooka's out.
22:27He's not playing for another four weeks.
22:30Poopa Doopa.
22:31Poopa Doopa, he's gone.
22:32Yeah, that's our guy.
22:33I feel bad because I thought he was going to have
22:34a big year this year.
22:35I just think it's a shootout, this game,
22:37because the Cardinals' defense really isn't that good.
22:40Their offense, though, could be really good.
22:42Marvin Harrison disappeared last week.
22:44I think he shows up this week.
22:45I'm taking the over as well.
22:47And I think I'm going to take the plus one and a half
22:49from the Rams.
22:50I think they're going to squeeze this game out at the end.
22:52Okay.
22:53Okay.
22:56Good picks, boys.
22:57Yeah.
22:58We'll take a break.
22:59When we come back, we've got two more games,
23:01and then we will get to our Immortals.
23:02Two more games, then we'll get to our Immortals.
23:04Barstool Sports Advisors, back right after this.
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24:02Listen, you want to shred your best friend
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24:14I will do it specifically on Cameo.
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24:30Cameo.com slash Stu Feiner.
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24:45♪♪
24:55Easy, easy.
24:57Stella, how we doing?
24:59Captain, exterior hull temperature
25:01is nearly compromised.
25:03Let's load up the cold brew and cool this place off.
25:08Sleep, refrigerate, and enjoy.
25:12Mmm.
25:15Let me know when we can jump.
25:18Hmm.
25:19With the unpredictable asteroid wave,
25:21I'll need more time to compute, Captain.
25:29Oh, my God.
25:31♪♪
25:35Oh, no.
25:38What is that?
25:40It's still sleeping.
25:42Can we get around it?
25:43Hmm.
25:45The probability of us surviving is still only 1%.
25:49Stella, switch all power over
25:51to the Electric Avenue cold brew photon cannons.
25:54It's time to kiss sleeping beauty.
25:57Power ready, Captain.
26:00Mmm.
26:01Fire.
26:02Mmm.
26:03Fire.
26:04♪♪
26:12♪♪
26:22Oh, no.
26:23I think we pissed it off, Captain.
26:28It's getting closer.
26:29Well, let's reload and hit it again.
26:32Steep, refrigerate, and enjoy.
26:35Cold brew ready.
26:37Fire.
26:38♪♪
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26:55Let's get the hell out of here.
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27:01Aah!
27:05♪♪
27:10Barstool Sports Advisors, we are back.
27:12We have two more games to go, and it's a great one.
27:17Bengals at Chiefs.
27:19Joe Burrow back, maybe.
27:23Bengals are six-point dogs.
27:25The Chiefs over-under is 47 1⁄2.
27:27I have a question for the panel.
27:29Yes.
27:30That video of Joe Burrow, like, he's like,
27:34this hurts, and then he tried to pick up his water,
27:37and he went like this.
27:38Limp wrist.
27:39Was that AI?
27:40No.
27:41That was real?
27:42He was doing the whole interview.
27:43When you interviewed him, I was watching him.
27:44He was just always bending his wrist.
27:45It hurt.
27:46He was?
27:47Yes, the whole interview.
27:48So it still hurt?
27:49100%.
27:50Fuck.
27:52He's dinged.
27:53I'm gonna take the Chiefs, then.
27:54Chiefs minus six.
27:55I hate laying numbers with Chiefs.
27:56You know they don't cover.
27:57You know what?
27:58Actually, I'm gonna take the under 47 1⁄2.
28:02Wow.
28:03That's the play.
28:04That's the play.
28:05That's the play.
28:06Okay.
28:07And if I say that's the play enough,
28:09I'm gonna actually think that's the play.
28:11That's the play.
28:12Stu, what do you got?
28:13I don't know if that's the play.
28:15Wait a minute, hold on.
28:17That's the play.
28:19It's on your card.
28:21Yeah.
28:22I don't know about the play.
28:23Who went the best record last year?
28:26You did.
28:27You did.
28:29I rest my case.
28:30You're only as good as your last year,
28:32and you're the king.
28:33Oh!
28:34Oh!
28:35Did you just say that?
28:37You're only as good as your last year.
28:38Okay.
28:39You're the king.
28:40I mean, you're still talking about your 2021 Mortal Locks season.
28:43No, that was only two years ago.
28:45Oh, okay.
28:46You're two years ago.
28:47You're still talking about it.
28:4815-4-2.
28:49There it is.
28:50Last year's 9-9, and you still add it together,
28:51and we're still 9-9-1.
28:52See?
28:53There it is.
28:54There it is.
28:55Okay.
28:56I can't believe it.
28:57I can't believe it.
28:58I can't believe it.
28:59I can't believe it.
29:00I can't believe it.
29:01I can't believe it.
29:02I can't believe it.
29:03I can't believe it.
29:04I can't believe it.
29:05I can't believe it.
29:06I can't believe it.
29:07I can't believe it.
29:08I can't believe it.
29:09I can't believe it.
29:10I can't believe it.
29:11I can't believe it.
29:12I can't believe it.
29:13I can't believe it.
29:14I can't believe it.
29:15I can't believe it.
29:16I can't believe it.
29:17I can't believe it.
29:18I can't believe it.
29:19I can't believe it.
29:20I can't believe it.
29:21I can't believe it.
29:22I can't believe it.
29:23I can't believe it.
29:24I can't believe it.
29:25I can't believe it.
29:26I can't believe it.
29:27I can't believe it.
29:28I can't believe it.
29:29I can't believe it.
29:30I can't believe it.
29:31I can't believe it.
29:32I can't believe it.
29:33I can't believe it.
29:34I can't believe it.
29:35I can't believe it.
29:36I can't believe it.
29:37I can't believe it.
29:38I can't believe it.
29:39I can't believe it.
29:40I can't believe it.
29:41I can't believe it.
29:42I can't believe it.
29:43I can't believe it.
29:44I can't believe it.
29:45I can't believe it.
29:46I can't believe it.
29:47I can't believe it.
29:48I can't believe it.
29:49I can't believe it.
29:50I think they want a three-peat to be the greatest NFL team ever.
29:53And I think they want to shut everyone up with chiefs can't cover, chiefs come out slow
29:59out of the box.
30:00And they're just going to rat everyone.
30:02I like the number here.
30:03I'd say the Chiefs by 10.
30:05I made the Chiefs three and a half.
30:07But I think the six in this case is showing me the odds makers are a little sharper than
30:13me.
30:14There's more meat on the bone for Kansas City.
30:16Cincinnati will be flat again, like you insinuated.
30:19All of his injuries, we don't know if Joe Burr is back, we don't know if he's ever going
30:23to be back.
30:24He was back in week one.
30:26He might not be back this week.
30:28As far as healthy, I think the Chiefs 7 by 10.
30:31Okay.
30:32Good analysis.
30:33Power rating stew.
30:34Jerry, before you give your pick, I'd love to know the weather from Ashley.
30:39In Kansas City, it's going to be 86 and chance of rain.
30:43Oh, I like that under even more.
30:45Tommy.
30:47Week one favorites of the touchdown or more who lost outright, like the Bengals, bounced
30:51back, covered 19 and 6 against the spread in week two.
30:55How many of them played the Chiefs?
30:57I'm unsure.
30:58Oh.
30:59Yeah.
31:00How'd you do last week, Tommy?
31:01What did the Bengals in week two last five years?
31:03Yeah, not bad.
31:04Bengals week two last five years.
31:05Joe Burrow in the first two games of a season is 2 and 7 against the spread.
31:09Wow.
31:10Why are you bucking that?
31:11Wow.
31:12Why'd you buck that?
31:13I think a more general trend here might matter more.
31:16Why'd you buck that?
31:18I think a more general.
31:19Why'd you buck?
31:20I didn't buck it.
31:21I mentioned it last week, but I think it's a more general trend.
31:24And every time the Chiefs and Bengals have played with Burrow and Mahomes, decided by
31:29three points exactly.
31:30Wow.
31:31That was the deciding factor.
31:32See, that's what I was asking.
31:33Why'd you get that stat?
31:34Get a prize stuff out of him.
31:35What?
31:36I mean, I come here just to hear that stuff.
31:37No, we just have a water boarder.
31:38I am complimenting you.
31:39We're going to take you to Guantanamo to get your stat out of you.
31:40Burrow, 14 and 6.
31:41It started coming off the box.
31:43The three points.
31:44That's the number.
31:45Accolades.
31:46I don't want your mother yelling at me on Facebook.
31:47Last week, she took me to task.
31:48Did she?
31:49Yeah.
31:50She said, lay off my son.
31:51Oh.
31:52You know how embarrassing that is?
31:53I got to worry about winning.
31:54I got to worry about HR not canceling me.
31:55I got to worry about kissing Hanks' ass.
31:56No, I'm going to have a talk to.
31:57Hanks' ass.
31:58Big Cat's ass.
31:59And now I got Tommy's mother up my ass.
32:00Can you send ...
32:01Shout out Tommy's mother.
32:02I would die for you.
32:03Can you send Tommy's mother up my ass?
32:04Shout out Tommy's mother.
32:05I would die for you.
32:06Can you send Tommy's mother up my ass?
32:07Shout out Tommy's mother.
32:09I would die for you.
32:10Can you send Tommy's mother a message from me?
32:11Of course.
32:12Yeah.
32:13Tell her, Big Cat said, Tommy's a bitch, but I love him.
32:14That's fair.
32:15Yeah, no, that's fair.
32:16I love this guy.
32:17I think she would say the same exact thing.
32:18About you?
32:19Yeah, right.
32:20Exactly.
32:21We're one in the same.
32:22All right.
32:24I will be the messenger.
32:25Okay, thank you.
32:27Okay.
32:28Gerard.
32:29Gerard Guy.
32:30Gerard Guy Gilfonte.
32:31You know Tommy as Gilfonte.
32:42You know Tommy has COVID again?
32:43I don't have COVID.
32:44Ask if he went to work yesterday.
32:45How many vaccines did you get?
32:46I haven't been vaccinated in a while.
32:47Interesting.
32:48He's got COVID again.
32:49He's got COVID again?
32:50Well, it's back.
32:51Has anyone ever taken that last vaccine?
32:52I always get Steven Shay.
32:53No, no, no.
32:54Has anyone?
32:55Steven Shay has six vaccines.
32:57Most vaccinated man in America.
32:59Jerry.
33:00I shit you not.
33:01Yeah, he does.
33:02This was...
33:03Walk-in vaccine.
33:04This was my I don't know game of the week.
33:06and I listen to Stu and I love the Chiefs.
33:08Did you listen to Tommy?
33:09I did, but he went two and three last week.
33:11Yeah, that's right.
33:13Joe Burrow, the Bengals, they're the,
33:15does anybody realize they're the third best team
33:17in that division, the AFC North?
33:19It's going to be Steelers, Ravens all year long.
33:21Bengals and the Browns,
33:23the Rafe is out of the question, he's gone.
33:24Yep. He's off the deep end.
33:26Yep. But it's just going to be
33:27between the Ravens and the Steelers this year.
33:29I think this is a route. I think this is 10 plus.
33:32Oh, wow. I think it's 10 plus.
33:34I mean, Jamar Chase was on an island, yes, last game.
33:38He stunk. Offensive line stinks.
33:40Defense stinks. They all stink.
33:41Jamar Chase.
33:43Give me the Chiefs.
33:44You're right. You made some good points.
33:46Give me the Chiefs. This is 10 plus.
33:47Okay. No brainer.
33:48Okay. Can I add something to the card?
33:50Yeah, add it. Give me Kelsey Touchdown.
33:52Kelsey? Give him Kelsey Touchdown.
33:54Kelsey Touchdown on that card, too.
33:56All right, last game on Sunday. Bears of Texas.
34:00Love this game. Love it.
34:01I'm very nervous about this game.
34:02Don't be.
34:04Bears are 1-0. They're 1-0 against the spread.
34:06Lucky spread cover.
34:08Down 17-0 at half.
34:09You got a cover of four-point spread.
34:11Forget the hiccups.
34:12Stu, I'll start with you because you're not going to give us a
34:14pick because you're a fucking coward.
34:16I told you the Titans are trash.
34:18So even down 17-0, I think you shouldn't be worried.
34:21I had the Bears.
34:22I know. That's what I'm saying.
34:23You don't get credit for my pick.
34:25But I said the Titans are trash.
34:26I said I love Will Levitz. I'll die for Will.
34:29I'll die for Will.
34:30Will's a big fan.
34:31I love their coach, too.
34:32Ryder Cup, you can hang with me at my house,
34:34bring the entire Titan team.
34:36What? The Ryder Cup's in the fall.
34:39It's in a year from now.
34:40Yeah.
34:41Well, it's coming. It's coming.
34:43He plays football, Stu.
34:45Well, I mean, if he doesn't have a good-
34:47All right. All right.
34:48I mean, he might not.
34:49He might be recording my tape.
34:51All right. All right.
34:52It might be a Will and Stu podcast doing millions.
34:55By the way, can we talk about this?
34:57Because I didn't want to ruffle Dave's feathers, by the way.
35:01Let's say, hypothetically,
35:04you and PFT just walked out the fucking door with Hank.
35:06Would never happen.
35:08I know it wouldn't. It's a hypothetical.
35:10Humor me.
35:12Okay, I'm humoring you. I'm humoring you.
35:14Pardon my tape worth a quarter of a billion dollars?
35:16Probably not.
35:17Is it worth $200 million?
35:21Hank's saying more.
35:22I meant it's not worth a quarter billion
35:23because it's worth more.
35:24Okay, fair enough.
35:26Because if Travis Kelsey's podcast gets 100 million
35:30and Call My Daddy, Vagina, Ass, and Pussy
35:34gets fucked every week, it's worth 100 million.
35:37Pardon my take,
35:39the consummate industry standard of the world,
35:44it's worth a quarter of a billion dollars.
35:45Thank you, Stu.
35:46What I'm afraid of right now,
35:48the security of my life is afraid,
35:50I'm afraid a raider is going to come in
35:55and buy Barstool and just separate the parts.
35:57They're never going to-
35:58Pardon my take.
35:59Quarter of a billion podcast, quarter of a billion.
36:02We don't have-
36:03Stim chicklets, 150 million.
36:05Love this.
36:06Bustin' with the boys, 75 million.
36:09Okay.
36:10What is a Franz called?
36:13Chicks in the office.
36:14Chicks in the office, 25 million.
36:17Love it.
36:18Here's the problem, Stu.
36:19I'll never leave this place because of one reason.
36:21No, no.
36:22If someone buys the company,
36:23you don't work for Dave no more.
36:24No one's going to buy the company.
36:25Shut up about buying the company.
36:26And then they sell you as a part.
36:27Here's why I can never leave.
36:29Did you ever see what Richard Gere did in Pretty Woman?
36:32He bought the companies and then departmentalized it.
36:35Let me departmentalize it.
36:37She was a prostitute, right?
36:37She was a prostitute.
36:38God, I'd be giving 5,000 a week to either ass.
36:41Stu, you know why?
36:42I love Julia Roberts.
36:43Me too, she's great.
36:44I love Julia Roberts.
36:45She's great, you know why?
36:46Shout out Julia, shout out your ass.
36:47You know why I can never leave?
36:49I didn't ask if you were going to leave.
36:49But I'm going to give you an answer.
36:51Why?
36:53This guy would have nothing.
36:54What do you mean?
36:55It could be true.
36:56Steve and Che would have nothing.
36:57This could be true.
36:58Let's talk about Steve and Che.
36:59Let's be real now.
37:00Come on.
37:00I love Steve and Che.
37:01Do you really love him?
37:02You might be the only person.
37:03I mean, I love him, but what I like doesn't even matter.
37:07Jersey Jerry stands on his own.
37:08Yeah, you're right, Jerry does stand on his own.
37:10Once they sell the company,
37:11Jersey Jerry gets an easy five years, 50 mil from somebody.
37:16Think about Rico.
37:17Yeah, nothing, yeah.
37:18Guy would be homeless tomorrow.
37:20Yeah, there'd be a lot of problems.
37:21You would make enough money that you would take care
37:23of the underlings under you
37:25that you've been carrying your whole fucking life.
37:28Not only do you carry Barstool,
37:29but you carry these under people under you.
37:31Quigs, give me a Leo, I'm not fucking leaving.
37:35I didn't say you were leaving.
37:36You did.
37:37Hank, be honest with me.
37:39A real fucking number.
37:40What is part of my team?
37:41A lot.
37:42No, no, no.
37:43I don't want no bullshit.
37:45No blowing smoke up your ass because you're amazing.
37:47How much is it actually worth?
37:49Time out.
37:51I got a time out.
37:52I want a time out, I got a time out.
37:53Two things I never think about.
37:55Two things I never think about in life
37:57because you can't go to dark places.
38:00I have my time out.
38:01Two things.
38:02One, how much money I've lost gambling in my life.
38:05Two, how much money I'd make as a free agent.
38:07Can't think about them.
38:08Let's go to the next topic.
38:09Hank, can I say something?
38:10Can I say something?
38:11I wish I had a daughter so you could have her vagina.
38:14You don't think about those two things.
38:17You don't think, you just, you love what you got
38:21and you're happy for the life you've got.
38:23I so respect you.
38:25What's your pick?
38:25That's the way I feel about all the vagina
38:27that I've let down.
38:28That's all you got.
38:29And said no to because of my wife, Sandy.
38:31Exactly the same thing.
38:32Great analogy, big cat.
38:34Got blinders, I'm a horse.
38:35All the women that just begged me to lick them
38:38and I say no because I have Sandy.
38:40But two blinders.
38:42I agree.
38:43How much I lost.
38:43Every day, I agree.
38:45Then I'm just a horse race, running the race.
38:46I walk down the halls of every people
38:48and they're like, hi, Stu.
38:49And I'm like, I can't bang you.
38:50I'm just running my race.
38:52I'm gonna keep running my race.
38:53You did no pick?
38:55Oh, go ahead.
38:56Tell people what goes to fun.
38:57So again, this bears Texans side total parlay
39:01will be on stufinder.com.
39:03Last Sunday night, of course,
39:04my best bet of the week was the Lions
39:06and I hit lines and under, lines and under,
39:08lines and under, very sharp under.
39:10And the Lions was very lucky,
39:11but I'd rather be lucky than good.
39:13Plus I have three best bets.
39:14Two and one last week and I'll go three and all this week.
39:18$69 favorite number, favorite position, stufinder.com.
39:22stufinder.com, thank you for paying me
39:24because it allows me to come to Chicago,
39:25validate why I'm here and I love you and God bless you.
39:29$69, three best bets, stufinder.com.
39:32Love it.
39:33Okay, before we do our picks,
39:35let's get some weather and then let's get Tommy's stat.
39:38Weather.
39:40In Houston, it's gonna be 88 degrees
39:42and chance of thunderstorm.
39:44Ooh, good thing they play in a dome.
39:46Tommy.
39:47One spot CJ Stroud has struggled is as a favorite.
39:50He's covered just three of nine in his career.
39:52In Houston, one of the worst primetime franchises
39:55in football, covered just 30% of their primetime.
39:57Love that, love that.
40:00Jerry.
40:01Yeah, let's get real for a second.
40:03All right, let's get real.
40:05Caleb Williams did not look good.
40:07First game.
40:08I know, hear me out.
40:09He did not look good, but.
40:11Agreed.
40:12The defense is very good.
40:14They are very good.
40:16No other way to say that.
40:18I'm a little scared because they didn't run the ball well.
40:21Bears, they ran the ball like shit.
40:23DeAndre Swift, my fantasy running back, dog shit.
40:26But, they're in a great spot this game.
40:29They're in a really good spot.
40:30I think it's the classic, everybody gonna say to
40:32themselves, oh, it's a touchdown spread.
40:34Give me the Texans.
40:35Texans are the team this year.
40:37Bears, Caleb Williams looked like shit.
40:39I think he bounces back.
40:40I think he has an excellent game.
40:41I'm not gonna say he's gonna throw for four
40:42or five touchdowns, but I can see two touchdowns.
40:4524 out of 30, 270 yards.
40:48I love the Bears.
40:49I love the Bears today.
40:50Here, listen.
40:51Maybe not tomorrow, but today.
40:52I love the Bears.
40:53I agree with you.
40:54Obviously, I'm biased here, but this is what,
40:55I've been thinking about this game,
40:56trying to think about the matchups,
40:57you know, good defense going up against C.J. Stroud.
41:00Maybe we got an advantage there.
41:00Here's where the real advantage is.
41:02Here's where the real advantage is.
41:03Stu, we've been doing this for a very long time.
41:06We've been gambling for our entire lives.
41:09Six and a half.
41:10Hook.
41:11How many people on Sunday are going to wake up
41:16and put the Houston Texans as their last leg in a teaser?
41:2170.
41:22All of America.
41:24Yes.
41:24Six and a half.
41:25They're gonna make it a half a point.
41:27Doesn't work like that.
41:28Three-team teaser, we're talking?
41:29Two-team, three-team, whatever they want.
41:31They just say, oh yeah, I'll get the Texans to,
41:33doesn't happen like that.
41:34Give me the Bears.
41:35Give me the Bears.
41:36That's not how it works.
41:37That's not how America works.
41:39That's not how gambling works.
41:40Give me the Bears.
41:42That's it.
41:43No X's and O's.
41:44Just all the people saying,
41:45oh yeah, Sunday night, got a free win with the Texans.
41:48Uh-uh, doesn't work like that.
41:49Okay.
41:50On record, are they gonna win the game or cover the game?
41:53Both.
41:54Wow.
41:55Not really wow, they're six and a half point underdogs.
41:57So if they win the game, they will cover the game.
41:59Well, no, no, I'm asking, you said both though, so.
42:02Yeah, I.
42:03They could cover and lose.
42:04I was always gonna say both, yeah.
42:05Oh, you what?
42:06I'm walking in.
42:07Hard or money?
42:08I'm walking in.
42:09Is your money gonna be on the money line?
42:11Between the Badgers playing Alabama
42:13and the Bears playing on Sunday night football,
42:15I'm walking into a real bad weekend, okay?
42:17I'm walking into a real bad weekend.
42:18Watch out for hackers on Twitter.
42:21When we come back, we got our mortals.
42:22Ooh, mortals.
42:23I have a better mortal than I did last week
42:25because I had the worst mortal of all time last week.
42:26Okay, let's look it up.
42:27Back right after this, mortal world.
42:30Mortals.
42:31Mortals.
42:31Mortals.
42:32I almost said the L word.
42:33Mortals, mortals, mortals.
42:35You said the L word.
42:35Mortals.
42:36Did I?
42:37Shit.
42:38Yeah, I didn't hear it.
42:39I heard it.
42:40The L word should actually be Stu Feiner
42:40saying a bunch of women want him to lick him
42:43or lick them.
42:45We can make it just the mortal cock segment.
42:47Okay.
42:48Back right after this.
42:54Ready to roll, ready to roll, ready to roll.
42:56Hi everyone, you saw Stu Feiner
42:58coming off eight winning weeks in a row.
43:02Eight winning weeks in a row.
43:03Eight winning weeks in a row.
43:05Two winning weeks in college football.
43:07One winning week in the NFL.
43:09Last week on the Barstool Sports Advisors Special.
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45:56Stuart.
45:57Angel Reese is out for the year.
46:04You made Frank the Tank's dreams come true, and it was almost like you had Hamas and Israel
46:10in love again.
46:11You reached out to Scott Van Pelt.
46:13Yeah.
46:14And they got together.
46:15Yep.
46:16Since Angel Reese is hurt for the year, do you think we could have a partnership?
46:21Me and Angel, you could hook us up?
46:22Yes.
46:23Go on her podcast.
46:24She has a podcast now.
46:25Could you make the overture?
46:26Without a doubt.
46:27She's in love with you.
46:28Stufan is on the line to get a tattoo of you.
46:32Stu wants to hang out with you.
46:33I actually was talking to her the other day.
46:35Promise?
46:36Promise.
46:37Oh my God.
46:38And she said...
46:39Chills are going through my body.
46:40She has a type.
46:41And it's...
46:42I'm not looking to...
46:43Five, five men from Long Island.
46:46She said that if the Bagel Boss guy was still alive, he'd be wifed up.
46:50That guy's crazy.
46:51He was 4'7".
46:53He came to my house to do a tattoo like that.
46:55He is still alive.
46:56I was going to fight him and rough him around.
46:58But I took a poop and I was bigger than him, so it couldn't work out.
47:01Yeah.
47:02Stu, what's your pick?
47:04But you promised that?
47:05Yeah.
47:06Okay.
47:07So the things that you promised is that I'm going to meet your wife and kids.
47:09And that me and Angel Reese can at least...
47:11I could just shake her hand and say, I love you.
47:14You're amazing.
47:15You're much better than Caitlyn Caulk.
47:18You can buy and sell Caitlyn Caulk.
47:19Yes, I promise.
47:21No.
47:22What is the story?
47:23I didn't do anything.
47:24But you're making me look stupid on national TV.
47:27No, I'm not.
47:28No, I'm not.
47:29You know Angel Reese.
47:30Angel, I love you.
47:33Tell Big Cat.
47:34Never mind.
47:35Reach out to me.
47:36Never mind.
47:37Stu at StuFire.com.
47:38Send me an email.
47:39You should be disgusted with Stu.
47:40All right.
47:41J-E-T-S.
47:42Jets, Jets, Jets.
47:43Going to be my mortal.
47:44I love the Jets.
47:45What are you going to say?
47:46Aaron Rodgers.
47:47Super Bowl.
47:48They had a snap through against the 49ers.
47:49I'm going to lay the number all day.
47:56Like I said.
47:59I love Will Levitz.
48:02I love Tennessee.
48:03I love Will Cobb, I love Phil Lywan, and I love busting with the boys.
48:06The Titans team is trash.
48:07I have a lot of respect for the Titans.
48:09Because I only played football up until ninth grade.
48:13And then I was a has-been.
48:14So I respect the Titans.
48:15Jets are just going to just destroy the Titans here.
48:18I'm gonna lay the number.
48:20It's my mortal!
48:21It's my mortal!
48:23It's my mortal!
48:24It's my mortal!
48:25J-E-T-S-J-S-J-S!
48:26Angel Reese!
48:27Jerry.
48:28If you want to see Angel Reese, you can just buy courtside tickets to a Chicago Sky game.
48:35What do I look like?
48:36I'm made out of money.
48:37No, that's the WNBA.
48:38I'm not paying to see her.
48:40I want to hang with her.
48:41Yeah, so that's your in to go hang with her.
48:43You know what I mean?
48:44What do you mean?
48:45I'm gonna have to pay and then go, hey, Angel, I'm Stu Finder.
48:46She's gonna look at me like...
48:47I think she'd love you.
48:48She's gonna look at me and go, hey, 63-year-old pervert Jew boy, get out of my face.
48:52That's what she's gonna say.
48:53That's actually exactly what she's gonna say.
48:54That's literally what she's gonna...
48:56I know this!
48:57I live in reality at 63.
49:00Triple G.
49:01I was taught at a young age, sometimes you gotta pay to play.
49:04Yeah.
49:05I learned that in Las Vegas.
49:06Yeah, people pay me to play.
49:07Okay.
49:08Triple G.
49:09That's good.
49:10Shout out.
49:11I'm funny.
49:12Shout out to Howie.
49:13I miss him.
49:14I'm so funny.
49:15I miss him.
49:16I miss him.
49:18Not week two.
49:19Not week two.
49:20Not week two.
49:21Week three.
49:22Not week two.
49:23Week four.
49:24Guarantee Angel Reese on your wives.
49:25You know what?
49:26And I'll tongue kiss him right now.
49:27No.
49:28Don't, Dan.
49:29Dan, don't.
49:30You can't take that back.
49:31Please.
49:32I'll lick him all day.
49:33Dan.
49:34Don't.
49:35Dan.
49:36Come on.
49:37Come on.
49:38I'll give him what Tommy doesn't like.
49:39You're...
49:40Okay.
49:41Love it.
49:42Success.
49:43Whoops.
49:44Didn't mean to say that.
49:45Okay.
49:46You're mortal.
49:48Everybody's going to see this coming.
49:49And I expect that.
49:50But what I've seen from this Steelers team this week...
49:53Oh.
49:54What I...
49:55No, but listen.
49:56I didn't see that coming.
49:57I saw that coming.
49:58But what I've seen last week...
49:59But what I've seen last week...
50:00Defense.
50:01Defense.
50:02A lot of defense.
50:03A lot of Jussie.
50:04We don't know if it's going to be Rusty or Jussie.
50:05They said it would be Jussie most likely this week.
50:07And that's okay.
50:09Because his legs are great.
50:11He throws a good ball.
50:12There were some balls in the beginning you said, Jerry, listen.
50:14You're going to have a couple of those.
50:16I get that.
50:17He's not that bad.
50:18Mm-hmm.
50:19He's not that bad.
50:20Why can't you talk to me, too?
50:21I'm on the fucking show.
50:22Well, yeah, you're on the show, but...
50:23I mean, he's the star.
50:24But you've seen it.
50:25You've seen it.
50:26No, I mean, like, what am I, nothing?
50:27You've seen it.
50:28The defense.
50:29Right?
50:30The defense.
50:31You said it.
50:32Defense is real.
50:33Correct.
50:34So real.
50:35Minus two and...
50:36Is that a trap?
50:37To who?
50:38Is that a...
50:39Who are they playing?
50:40Broncos at mile high.
50:41Yeah, no, that's a trap.
50:42That's a trap?
50:43Go ahead.
50:44Take it.
50:45You think it's a trap?
50:47It's a trap.
50:48It's a trap.
50:49It's a trap.
50:50It's a trap.
50:51What's going on?
50:52Can I say something right now?
50:53I think you're a thirst trap.
50:54Oh!
50:55Get it in there.
50:56He didn't swear on anything.
51:00I didn't swear on anything.
51:02You licked my lip.
51:04He licked his lip.
51:05Okay, I have my mortal.
51:07I had the worst mortal ever last week.
51:11I had the Panthers against the Saints.
51:13I've been thinking about it.
51:15What if I just...
51:16My mortals just always sucked this year?
51:17I don't know.
51:18What if we were...
51:19Okay.
51:20Oh, come on.
51:22Would be a shame if my mortals sucked all year, right?
51:28Would be a shame.
51:29So I'm taking...
51:34I'm going to keep taking the grossest picks I can find.
51:36I like it.
51:37Yeah.
51:38It would be a shame, right, Jerry?
51:39Yeah.
51:40So who's the grossest pick?
51:41Seahawks?
51:42No, it's Malik Willis.
51:43What is it?
51:45Wow.
51:46Plus three and a half.
51:47He stinks.
51:48Yeah, he stinks.
51:49And wow, would that be a shame if the Packers lost by 30.
51:50That would be a shame.
51:51Shame.
51:52If I have to do...
51:53If I lose...
51:54If I have the Jagermeister ice-cold mortal every single week, that would be a shame.
51:57But I'm taking the Packers plus three and a half.
51:59Malik Willis.
52:00What?
52:01Mortal.
52:02Mortal.
52:03I'm taking the Packers plus three and a half.
52:04Mortal would be a shame, wouldn't it?
52:05I like it.
52:06Would be a shame.
52:07It would be.
52:08It's a terrible pick.
52:09It is.
52:10It's a shame.
52:11It's already a shame.
52:12It's a shame and it's a terrible pick.
52:13Yeah.
52:14I'm taking the Packers plus three and a half.
52:15I can find every single week.
52:16Malik Willis plus three and a half.
52:17That's the worst pick.
52:18I also think Anthony Richardson is just not that good.
52:20He's good, though.
52:21No, he...
52:22How many...
52:23He fell on his face and threw 60 yards.
52:24How many...
52:25How many...
52:26How many completions did he have on Sunday?
52:27I'm going to take a guess.
52:2813.
52:29Nine.
52:30Wow, I took a low guess, too.
52:31He's a work in progress.
52:32He's a work in progress.
52:33I see it, but I still don't think it's there yet.
52:34I'm taking...
52:35The Packers plus three and a half.
52:36I would pay to see him, though.
52:37All right.
52:38Fire alarm.
52:39Camera.
52:40We're done.
52:41Week three.
52:42Week three.
52:43We're done.
52:44Be advised.
52:45Be advised.
52:46Eat your own snot, by the way.
52:47Oh, my God.
52:48It's so gross.
52:49Eat your snot.
52:50Be a man.