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00:00Welcome to the Barstool Sports Advisory, America's premier sports information program with Dave
00:10Elprez-Portnoy, Dan Big Cat Caps, and the source, Stu Finer.
00:29Welcome to the Barstool Sports Advisory, week four of the NFL.
00:35We got two special guests this week, Dave Portnoy, Elprez-Portnoy, back in his seat.
00:42King of all media, king of all media, king of all media.
00:46It's a pleasure having you, Dave.
00:47Thank you, Stu.
00:48It's an honor, to be honest.
00:49It's an honor and privilege.
00:50It's an honor.
00:51It's an honor and privilege.
00:52Stu, obviously here.
00:53Tommy, off a 5-0 win.
00:545-0.
00:555-0.
00:565-0 win.
00:57Tommy, smoke is smoking hot.
01:00And all you horny guys out there, I have some bad news.
01:04Rico Bosco is our weather girl this week.
01:06Rico!
01:07Rico!
01:08Show some ass!
01:09Show some ass!
01:10Show some ass!
01:11Take that ass!
01:12Take that ass!
01:13Okay, boys.
01:14That's a little much.
01:15We got a great, great week four ready to go.
01:25Before we do that, let's clean up some business.
01:27I am 10-10 on the year.
01:29I got to get out of that.
01:30Just winning one, coming back.
01:32The Falcons fucked me at the end of Sunday night.
01:34Dave, you're 3-5.
01:36That's one week.
01:37That's one week.
01:38So, you got...
01:39Let's get it right.
01:40By the way, I would be worse if I was on this show.
01:43I am getting...
01:44Annihilated.
01:45I don't want to say it.
01:47I won't say it.
01:48I hate the NFL.
01:50I know you do.
01:52It has been very difficult.
01:55Just take the underdogs.
01:56Like, Saturday, I look at the board.
01:58I love everything.
01:59Like, I look at a game.
02:00I love it.
02:01Oh, you love it.
02:02Navy, this, that, win, lose.
02:03I look at the NFL board.
02:04I have to look at it 10 times even to get a lead.
02:08Yeah.
02:09It's not fun.
02:10I hate it.
02:11It's not fun.
02:12Stu, you're 8-6-1.
02:13Good job.
02:14Thank you, Stu.
02:154-1 last week.
02:16Vikings.
02:17Undefeated on mortal.
02:18Had the best bet on the card, which was the Vikings, and they crushed the Texans.
02:20I had the Texans.
02:21They did.
02:22Did you know that, Dave, last week...
02:24Oh, by the way, let's get it out of the way right now because I had a terrible mortal
02:29**** again.
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02:58Dave, last week we hit the mortal parlay for the first time in Advisors history.
03:04Wow.
03:05I think it was the first time in two years.
03:06Oh, first time in two years.
03:07My bad.
03:08So on DraftKings, they scored that 6-1.
03:09My bad.
03:10It's a pick show, folks.
03:11It's a pick show.
03:12Very impressive.
03:13Would you like to say anything to Scottie Scheffler now that you know that he watches?
03:20I mean, what else can I say?
03:22I'm back, Scottie.
03:23Thank you, Meredith.
03:25A lot of people, I'm pulling this up, you guys, I'm pulling up my DraftKings.
03:28That was, by the way, I just want to clarify, that was not thank you for watching.
03:32That was a thank you from the heart for Scottie being on.
03:34You guys now, I'm pulling up my DraftKings account, and you can do this, you can save
03:38my stat sheet.
03:39I've never had this.
03:40What are we in?
03:41What month?
03:42September.
03:43This year.
03:44Do you remember?
03:45September to remember.
03:46This year.
03:47I'm pulling it up.
03:48You can do a stat sheet.
03:49It's a cool thing.
03:50Drumroll.
03:51Everyone's like, who takes them?
03:52Who fades them?
03:53Who does this?
03:55Dan, want to read that stat, what I am this year?
03:58That is net total, net total, $3,952,088.
04:06Wow!
04:08Wow!
04:09That is $2,024.
04:12Yeah!
04:13I am up!
04:14He's going to have the point!
04:15Money!
04:16$3,952.
04:19$3,952.
04:20So all you clowns, hey, all we got to do is fade and make money, you'd be in the pool
04:24house.
04:25So thank you, Scottie Scheffler.
04:26You're responsible for actually more than I have to show.
04:29I've given some of it back, but yeah, I'm having a Scottie Scheffler type of year.
04:34Yes.
04:35Thank you, Scottie Scheffler.
04:36Wow!
04:37Wow!
04:38Down $260 this month.
04:39Okay.
04:40That's fine.
04:41When you're up $4 million, I'm up $260.
04:42It's part of the game.
04:43That's how I tell myself.
04:44It's part of the game, though.
04:45That's how I sleep.
04:46Dave, September's also not over.
04:47True.
04:48Let's get hot right now.
04:49Yeah.
04:50Let's get hot right now.
04:51All right.
04:52Week four, NFL.
04:53Let's get into the games.
04:54We got a great slate.
04:55We're going to start with the Eagles at the Buccaneers.
04:57Eagles just saved their season with a late heroic from Dallas Goddard in New Orleans.
05:03The Bucs off of an absolutely disgusting showing against the Broncos.
05:08Tommy, I'll start with you in the stats.
05:10Both these teams have been going under a lot.
05:13Eagles have gone under in nine of their last 10 road games.
05:16The Bucs have gone under in eight of their last 10 home games.
05:19I swear to God, I wasn't going to be the guy who just takes all Tommy's stats because he
05:23went 5-0 last week.
05:24I did love the under and put it on my card.
05:26Great stat, Tommy.
05:27Great stat.
05:28All right.
05:29Weather.
05:30Weather girl Rico.
05:31Yep.
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05:51Weather.
05:5288 Sunday.
05:53Mostly cloudy with a chance of thunderstorms.
05:56Wait.
05:57What did you say?
05:58Is there some hurricane coming there?
05:59What?
06:00Wait.
06:0188.
06:0288 degrees.
06:0388?
06:04What was that?
06:0588!
06:0688!
06:0788!
06:08Oddly enough, it's the last day I will have my pool open this Sunday, and the pool is
06:0988.
06:10I'm closing it Sunday night.
06:11Are you okay, Stu?
06:12Because that took a second for you to get 88.
06:14Well, I mean, with Dave here, I don't want to step on anyone.
06:16I'm a little enamored.
06:18I don't see the man a lot.
06:19I want to just kiss his fucking ass.
06:21So I want to give him, if he wants to comment first, I'm going to hold back.
06:24Remember that time we went to your pool and it was 89 degrees and I wanted to die?
06:28Yeah.
06:29It was uncomfortable.
06:30I almost shed a tear.
06:31Dave, I was sweating inside the pool.
06:3389 degrees.
06:34Who does that?
06:35That?
06:36That's not hot for a pool.
06:37Yeah.
06:38Way too hot.
06:3988's the perfect degree.
06:40He's just disparaging.
06:41Got it.
06:42Got it.
06:4389.
06:44He's taking shots at me.
06:45No, I'm saying-
06:46When you're not on the show, he tears me anyway.
06:47I hate to hear that.
06:48Dave.
06:49I just want to tell you that.
06:50He tears me anyway.
06:51Dave, I thought-
06:52For absolutely no reason, mind you.
06:53The sympathy grifter next to you, I thought someone had died because I was going to Stu's
06:57house and he said, I have terrible news for you.
06:59I apologize.
07:00And I was like, oh no.
07:01I apologize to you.
07:02This is so bad.
07:03And he goes, my pool is 89 degrees, not 88.
07:05I like to live in the reality.
07:06I thought someone had died.
07:07People think I'm full of shit.
07:08I'm not.
07:09I live the real deal.
07:10I am who I am.
07:11Terrible, terrible news for you.
07:1389 degrees.
07:14Dave.
07:15Yes.
07:16What do you think about this game?
07:17Do you believe-
07:18First of all, I think there's a hurricane coming.
07:19I coasted when I saw that.
07:20Okay.
07:21Hurricane Dave.
07:22Oh.
07:23That wasn't what I was referring to.
07:24There's definitely a hurricane coming.
07:25What?
07:26Absolutely.
07:27Yeah.
07:28Shout out Danny Boy Kane.
07:29A real hurricane.
07:30Thunderstorms.
07:31Thunderstorms.
07:32Scattered thunderstorms.
07:33Horrific weather throughout the whole United States.
07:34Yes.
07:35Shot out Danny Boy Kane.
07:36Happy birthday, Danny Boy Kane.
07:37Dave, what do you think about this game?
07:39What do you think about when Stephen Shea said that Baker Mayfield's run in week two against
07:43the Lions changed the franchise?
07:44Yeah.
07:45That's what Stephen Shea does.
07:46As far as this game, he says outlandish stuff.
07:47Maybe trying to just draw them off.
07:48Oh.
07:49Hungry dogs run faster.
07:50I haven't said it here in a while.
07:51You can't have- and that's why I'm losing the NFL.
07:52I have to, even though I'm not here on set all the time, so I sit.
07:53I place these bets.
07:54I'm in, you know, my Bermudas.
07:55That's what my parents call bathing suits.
07:56And I don't-
07:57What?
07:58Yeah.
07:59Bermudas.
08:00They're like, don't put on your Bermudas.
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13:59Beautiful day, Sunday.
14:0075, partly cloudy.
14:01Okay.
14:02I hate that I'm going to do this two in a row.
14:03I'm going to take the under.
14:04It's a division game.
14:05It's been an absolute underseason.
14:06I'm going to take the under.
14:07It's a division game, and here's my thoughts.
14:08Brian Flores has been phenomenal.
14:09Unbelievable.
14:10He's got everyone confused.
14:11If it's Malik Willis, that's a problem.
14:12So I'm going to take my bet.
14:13It might be Malik Willis.
14:14And I also think Jeff Halfley, the new Packers defensive coordinator, has been very good as
14:15well.
14:16Seems like he may get the last laugh.
14:17I always liked Brian Flores.
14:18I liked him when he was the best.
14:19I liked him when he was the best.
14:20I liked him when he was the best.
14:30the Patriots.
14:31The Dolphins ran him out because it was too hard of a town.
14:32Now the Dolphins, Miami McDaniel looks like a fool.
14:36He's going to win that lawsuit, right?
14:37I don't know.
14:38Brian Flores?
14:39Brian Flores?
14:40I don't know.
14:41I think it was already dismissed.
14:42No, no.
14:43It's still going right now.
14:44Oh, with Bill Belichick.
14:45Emma Bill Belichick called him up and congratulated him.
14:46Yeah, yeah.
14:47By accident.
14:48Are you kidding me?
14:49Good job.
14:50Yeah.
14:51Okay, next up, Saints-Falcons.
14:52Another division game.
14:53Falcons are one and a half point favorites at home against the Saints.
14:59It's a dome, but I still want to see your beautiful face.
15:02You want to see the weather, yeah.
15:03I want to see your ass.
15:04Well, it's good it's a dome because it's 81, mostly cloudy, chance of showers in Atlanta.
15:07It's not that bad a weather where you wish it's a dome.
15:09It's good that it's a dome.
15:10Chance of showers.
15:11Showers?
15:12Who cares?
15:13What's the chance of showers?
15:1450-50, as Stu says.
15:1550-50?
15:1650-50.
15:17You know that whole thing with the weather, it's not actually 30% chance it will rain?
15:24Yeah, it covers 30% of the area or something.
15:27What is it?
15:28I don't know what you guys are talking about.
15:29When it says it's 30% chance it's going to rain, that doesn't mean it's 30% chance it's
15:32going to rain.
15:33It covers 30% of the area, they say.
15:35That means there's a 100% chance that 30% of the area is going to get rain.
15:40Is that right, Quiggs?
15:41I'm not even going to try to understand that.
15:43I don't care.
15:44If it says 30% chance, how do you even know what that means?
15:48Where do you put that?
15:49I got a 60 on my physics regents.
15:50That confused me.
15:51Okay.
15:52So if you put 10 things out, your chance is three.
15:56What?
15:57If you put 10 things out?
15:58Yeah.
15:59If you put 10 shells in front of you and three of them had red dots, you have the same chance
16:05of picking a red dot as you do rain when it's 30%.
16:10No, it's 30% of the area.
16:13I'm not buying into that theory.
16:15100%.
16:16Okay.
16:17Well, it's not a theory.
16:18It's a dumb theory.
16:19It's not a theory.
16:20It's not a theory.
16:21What you're saying is the weathermen are like sports advisers.
16:23Fake news.
16:24Fake news.
16:25Fake news.
16:27Fake news.
16:28Fair enough.
16:29Tommy.
16:30Kirk Cousins has been great coming off a loss, 35 and 17 against the spread following a loss
16:34since 2015.
16:35Yeah, I'm going to take the Falcons here.
16:37I know the Saints have looked good.
16:38Obviously, they didn't look good last week.
16:40Falcons should have beaten the Chiefs.
16:41They should have beaten the Chiefs.
16:42Well, I mean, how about passive interference against Kitts?
16:45Passive interference.
16:46Terrible.
16:47I mean, that was horrific, though.
16:48Terrible fourth down call.
16:49That was crazy.
16:50That was a straight run.
16:51I think the Falcons are pretty good.
16:52Bijan.
16:53Bijan.
16:54Amazing.
16:55He's a beast.
16:56I'm going to give him the ball.
16:57Third down and fourth down.
16:58Right up the middle.
16:59Why are we running side to side?
17:00What is that about?
17:01Agreed.
17:02How about Stew?
17:03What's your pick?
17:04Again, there's monster, monster money on the Saints here.
17:08People are just, they've sold on the Falcons.
17:10Before the year started, Falcons were supposed to be a lot to win the division.
17:13Now everybody's totally off of them.
17:14I'm on them here.
17:15I think the Falcons have played well.
17:17I think their record is not indicative of how good the team is.
17:20I think they're going to play great in October, November, December.
17:23Kirk Cousins, we know, is a winner.
17:25He's played good enough on primetime where it used to be horse shit here.
17:29I'm going to lay this number with Atlanta.
17:30I'm going to lay it all day, twice on Sunday, I like Atlanta.
17:32Okay.
17:33And it's the home of Super Bowl too, by the way.
17:36What Super Bowl?
17:49What Super Bowl?
17:50Super Bowl's in New Orleans.
17:51This game's being played in Atlanta.
17:54No, no, I know that, but I'm saying New Orleans.
17:56No, you're going to make me screw up.
17:57No, no, no, no, no, no.
17:58That was a screw up.
17:59The home of the Super Bowl is the game's being played in Atlanta.
18:02Listen, I'm a poker player.
18:03You ain't going to get me to say that.
18:04No, I fucking knew what I was saying.
18:06Even though I didn't know what I was saying, I knew what I was saying.
18:09No, I knew it.
18:11Even though I didn't.
18:12My eyes were darting back and forth.
18:14You caught me.
18:15You embarrassed me.
18:16You shamed me.
18:17You're a fucking idiot.
18:18I'm a fucking idiot.
18:19You got me.
18:20Poor Dave.
18:21He's up four million.
18:22No shame.
18:23No blame.
18:24No regret.
18:25By the way, on this topic, what I was going to say is I was trying to lead into it in
18:28a stupid way.
18:29Can you get me four tickets to the Super Bowl?
18:32Remember when he wanted to do that?
18:34He was sweet.
18:35He was like, I need 3,500 tickets to the Super Bowl.
18:39We're going to bang it out.
18:40I have 3,500.
18:43I only need four.
18:44I have 3,500.
18:46I'm asking.
18:47I have my brick watch on, if that'll help.
18:49Shout out brick watch.
18:50Shout out brick watch.
18:52Shout out brick watch.
18:53By the way, Mincy's selling the brick watches anywhere between 10 to 40.
18:57You get a phenomenal deal between 25 to 50% off the list price.
19:02Get ahold of Mincy.
19:03It's true.
19:04It's right.
19:05When you're giving out Christmas gifts this year, forget about the parties.
19:08Forget about bonuses.
19:09Brick watch.
19:10Brick watch.
19:11Get ahold of Mincy.
19:12Send Mincy an email.
19:13Son of a bitch.
19:1410 to 40.
19:15You got to buy a 10 lot to a 40 lot.
19:17One shot.
19:18Give them to your entire company.
19:19Between 25 to 50%.
19:21I need four seats.
19:22Why?
19:23I promised two people, and I want to go myself with Sandy.
19:27Okay.
19:28Is that possible?
19:29Of course, it's possible.
19:30Just string them along.
19:31Say yes.
19:32Yeah, it's possible.
19:33Okay.
19:34Anything's possible.
19:35It's KG, right?
19:36Anything's possible.
19:37Actually, it was Jason Tatum.
19:38No, it was ...
19:39Jason Tatum.
19:40Don't be an asshole.
19:41I don't care where I sit, by the way.
19:42I'm not looking for primos.
19:43I got you there.
19:44I'm not looking for a 50-yard line, 10 rows up.
19:45I'll take those, but I'm not looking for ...
19:46Anything's possible.
19:48Jason Tatum.
19:49You got to be in it to win it.
19:50Right away.
19:51Man in the suit.
19:52I love the Falcons.
19:53Seemed obvious.
19:54Falcons, give me the Saints.
19:55Give me the Saints.
19:56Ooh, smart one.
19:57And you guys both took the Falcons.
19:58I like that.
19:59The Super Bowl is being played in New Orleans.
20:00We once tried to buy the Superdome.
20:01Yeah.
20:02The naming rights.
20:03Yeah, I remember.
20:04The Barstool Superdome.
20:05It would have been awesome.
20:0610 million a year is what they wanted.
20:07Would that have been worth it?
20:08I don't know.
20:09It wasn't my money.
20:10It wasn't my money.
20:11It wasn't my money.
20:12It wasn't my money.
20:13It wasn't my money.
20:16If it was my money, no.
20:17Right.
20:18That's what I'm saying.
20:19Hell no.
20:20Penn wanted to say, boop, boop.
20:21Hell no.
20:22He's still going to pay 10 million for that, right?
20:23Let me reiterate.
20:24If it was Penn's money, yeah.
20:25I don't care if it's my money.
20:26No.
20:27No.
20:28Hell to the nah.
20:29Nah, nah, nah.
20:30All right.
20:31We're going to take a break.
20:32When we come back, we have two games and our mortals back right after this.
20:33Mark Smith Sports Talk.
20:46It's week four.
20:47Week four of the NFL.
20:48Listen, listen, listen.
20:49Documented for 44 years.
20:50I have owned week four of the NFL.
20:51You know why?
20:52Because most people are crushed.
20:53Most people are buried.
20:54The upsets have happened.
20:55You have no idea what to do.
20:56You don't know better than favorite.
20:57Bet the underdog.
20:58What do you do?
20:59Well, listen, listen, listen.
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25:14riding his time.
25:16He doesn't give a fuck.
25:17He knows the regular season means jack shit.
25:19In December and in January, he'll have a game where he'll have 10 catches, 140 yards, two
25:24touchdowns, and be unstoppable.
25:25And people say, how do we doubt him?
25:27It's almost like Tom Brady.
25:29Everybody regular season.
25:30All of a sudden, Tom throws a clunker.
25:32Oh, Tom's washed.
25:33All of a sudden, he wins the Super Bowl.
25:34Three more Super Bowls than people thought.
25:37So no, absolutely not.
25:38You never bet against him.
25:40Travis Kelce's, you know, he's having the best time of his life, but he knows he doesn't
25:43have to put out September, October, December, January.
25:46He's money.
25:47He's the best tight end ever in the history of the NFL.
25:50That's not true.
25:51Rob Gronkowski.
25:52I have another question.
25:53Yeah.
25:54It's on the sheet.
25:56Is Joe Burrow washed?
25:57No.
25:58He had a great game.
25:59What are you talking about?
26:00He threw for three touchdowns, 326 yards.
26:03He dressed like a lesbian.
26:06Oh.
26:08He did.
26:09I disagree.
26:10I love lesbians.
26:11You don't like Joe Burrow.
26:13I would never masturbate to him.
26:14You don't like Joe Burrow.
26:15I like Joe Burrow.
26:16Nah.
26:17He had a great game, by the way.
26:18I like Joe Burrow.
26:19I think it's fashion.
26:20You don't like his blonde hair.
26:21You don't like his attitude.
26:22You don't like his open back.
26:23I didn't start with that.
26:24No.
26:25I mean.
26:26But are you?
26:27Listen.
26:28He's a Ohio guy.
26:29He's a grinder guy.
26:31I think he's great.
26:32He's gone off the fashion deep end on us.
26:35Call him the word you want to call him, because lesbian's not the word.
26:38What do you want to call him?
26:39Did you see what he wore?
26:40What do you want to call him?
26:41He actually means lesbian.
26:42David, what do you want to call him?
26:44No.
26:45Starts with an F, ends with a T. Call him what you want to call him.
26:48No.
26:49He's not fat.
26:50No.
26:51No.
26:52He's pretty fat.
26:53No.
26:54He's not fat.
26:55He did look like.
26:56Will Ferrell did that ice skating.
26:57Yes.
26:58Did you see what he wore?
26:59It's.
27:00It's.
27:01Did you?
27:02It's unbecoming.
27:03I'm not convinced you saw what he wore.
27:04I saw the open back.
27:05What are you talking about?
27:06No.
27:07You don't know what he wore last night.
27:08You're not watching.
27:09You're not watching.
27:10Let me show.
27:12No.
27:13You're not watching.
27:14What did he wear?
27:15That tan, ridiculous outfit?
27:16No.
27:17You're not watching.
27:18Another guess.
27:19Okay.
27:20I don't know.
27:21Guess.
27:22Did he look fat?
27:23He did not look fat.
27:24No.
27:25I will take.
27:26I'll take the under in this game.
27:28That's pretty flamboyant.
27:29It's very flamboyant.
27:31I wouldn't call him a lesbian, but I'd call him flamboyant.
27:34Flamboyant.
27:35But what is.
27:36What.
27:37What.
27:38You've got to grind it out.
27:39Rico, whether and also a comment.
27:40Flamboyant.
27:41That's smart.
27:42That's what he was saying.
27:43That's what I was saying.
27:44What else did you think?
27:45What else did you think I was saying?
27:46I figured it out.
27:47I solved the puzzle.
27:48I don't want to be canceled.
27:49I solved the puzzle, Pat.
27:50Flamboyant.
27:51Thanks for saving me.
27:52Let me say this.
27:53I owe you.
27:54No, no.
27:55I owe you.
27:56I deserve a lot of credit because I do like Joe Burrow.
27:57No, you don't.
27:58Yes, I do.
27:59And if other quarterbacks who hadn't won had gone on this fashion thing, they'd be getting
28:04ripped.
28:05He is dressing like a lunatic.
28:06But he's played.
28:07He lights out.
28:08He just jingles way better.
28:09Can I say something?
28:10They're going to play 0-3, right?
28:11Yes.
28:12They're going to make the playoffs and they might still win the Super Bowl because when
28:14it counts, he's the best quarterback in the NFL.
28:17He's better than Patty Mahomes.
28:18He's the best there is, ever was, ever will be.
28:20He doesn't make a mistake.
28:21Should have beat the Rams.
28:22Tommy, is there only one team that's ever started 0-3 and made the playoffs?
28:27No, there's six.
28:28Yes.
28:29I think 3% since 1992.
28:32Has any team ever gone 0-3 and won the Super Bowl?
28:34The last team to do it was 2018, my pinky team, the Texans.
28:37I thought they were the only team.
28:38They ripped off like 10 in a row.
28:40They lost to the Patriots and the Commanders.
28:42But the NFL's upside down.
28:44Again, same thing about Travis Kiffin.
28:46I like Joe Burrow's passion.
28:48I want to throw the whole month of September out the window where I normally don't.
28:51Out the window.
28:52Let's see where people are December 1.
28:54Six teams since 1981, none have won or made the Super Bowl.
28:59Grab them.
29:00Six.
29:01I was right about six.
29:02You were?
29:03Grab them.
29:04Rico, what's the weather?
29:0572 and partly cloudy out in Los Angeles.
29:07Love it.
29:09The Steelers are 3-0.
29:11Anybody.
29:12It doesn't even matter.
29:13But Stu, they've lost to the Patriots, who I love, and the Commanders.
29:18Those aren't two world beaters.
29:20But every year since he loses Game 1 and Game 2.
29:23But their defense is bad this time.
29:25The thing was stunning is they lost Game 3.
29:27But Joe Burrow played phenomenal.
29:29He threw three touchdowns.
29:31He was only, I think, the second quarterback in Week 3 to throw for over 300 yards.
29:35He threw for 326, I think.
29:37So his game was great.
29:38He didn't have a problem.
29:39Jamar Chase, the first play of the game, almost.
29:41He threw a fucking bomb that was right on the number.
29:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:44It wasn't him that lost the game.
29:45But they fell behind a lot.
29:47Yes, they did.
29:48But I'm just saying, you can't write him off yet.
29:51But he is flamboyant.
29:53He's flaming flamboyant.
29:55I like Joe Burrow.
29:57You don't have to keep saying that if you like him.
29:59Because I like him.
30:00Is Joe Burrow married?
30:02He has a girlfriend.
30:03Is she hot?
30:04I'm sure.
30:05No comment.
30:06Okay.
30:08She's probably a very nice young lady.
30:10Sunday Night Football.
30:11Bills at Ravens.
30:12What a game.
30:13What a game.
30:14Game of the week.
30:16Bills are 2.5 underdogs.
30:18Overrunners 46.5.
30:19Josh Allen is the MVP through three weeks.
30:21He's been phenomenal.
30:23Stu, go ahead and get us out of the way.
30:25Okay.
30:26I own Sunday Night.
30:28I own the side total parlay.
30:30The side and the total and the parlay will be on a paywall.
30:33You will be paying me.
30:36I'm directing you to pay me for this parlay at StuFiner.com.
30:40In addition to it, my three best bets, $69.
30:44Favorite number, favorite position, late information,
30:46the games, the sharpest money in the world at 1230 Eastern on
30:50Sunday.
30:51That's when I go in.
30:52That's when I give out my games.
30:54StuFiner.com.
30:55StuFiner.com.
30:56StuFiner.com.
30:57David?
30:58Season game for the Ravens.
31:01Must win.
31:02Yep.
31:03I'm not a Lamar guy in the playoffs.
31:05I am a Lamar regular season game.
31:07The Bills look great.
31:08Absolutely great.
31:09Probably the most impressive team in the league right now.
31:12Not just winning.
31:13Winning for fun.
31:14They beat the Jaguars in 20 minutes.
31:16Instantly.
31:17And I had the Jags.
31:18This is a hungry dog runs faster.
31:20It is prime time.
31:21The Bills will be ready to go.
31:23This is a season game for the Ravens.
31:25I'm taking the Ravens.
31:26I concur.
31:27I concur.
31:28It hurts me because I love Josh.
31:30Rico, what's the weather going to be like?
31:32Beautiful night.
31:3365 degrees.
31:34Clear skies in Bolton.
31:35I like the over, too.
31:36I'm going to take the over.
31:38Tommy?
31:39I was just about to give a stat for the under.
31:41The Bills have gone under 13 in the last 17 road games.
31:44And I said it last week.
31:46Prime time.
31:47September under is now 23 and 11.
31:49I will scratch the over.
31:50Scratch the over!
31:51Scratch the over!
31:52That's a no play for me.
31:53Scratch the over!
31:54Can I just say a shout out to one of the employees that
31:57work for you that really has done probably a rookie of the
32:00year job even though he's been with you more than one year
32:03off Frank the Tank on Friday.
32:05When people see the show, it will already happen.
32:07You just gave him rookie of the year Frank the Tank?
32:09You've been here for like four years.
32:11Well, no, no.
32:12But it's really his first year really under Jenks Tutelage.
32:14So Jenks has been here less than a year.
32:16So the combination of Jenks and Tank,
32:18they still haven't worked for you a year.
32:20So I would consider the parlay rookie of the year.
32:22So if it's like a player is in the league for six years,
32:25new manager, they're back.
32:26They still haven't worked for you a year.
32:28So if it's like a player is in the league for six years,
32:30new manager, they're back up for rookie of the year.
32:32I would agree because..
32:33Makes no sense.
32:34Yes, yes, yes.
32:35No, no two ways about it.
32:36Yes.
32:37Because I would say it's a Jenks Tank entry.
32:39Got it.
32:40Like if you were betting at Saratoga.
32:42Got it.
32:43Okay.
32:44By the way, Saratoga.
32:45Clifton Park.
32:46Mr. Formal.
32:47That's what I'm wearing.
32:48That's what I'm wearing.
32:49That's what Big Cat's wearing.
32:50That's what Jersey Jerry wears, too.
32:52By the way, he owns a men's warehouse.
32:54Beautiful stuff.
32:55He wants to get you $2,000, $5,000,
32:57$10,000 suits.
32:58He says it's free.
32:59So if you're ever at Saratoga..
33:01Yeah, $10,000 suits.
33:02No, he's going to buy them for you.
33:04He's a..
33:05He's a wholesaler.
33:06He gets everything.
33:07So in other words, I don't know.
33:09Would you wear something I'm wearing?
33:11What's the word?
33:12It's a charcuterie.
33:13Would you wear this?
33:14No, right?
33:15Okay.
33:16But what he said to me is the whole day,
33:18whatever he likes.
33:19No, is that the person who does it?
33:21No.
33:22It's a fucking..
33:23Seamstress?
33:24He's a seamstress.
33:25Okay.
33:26Whatever you want, he'll buy for you.
33:28So you tell him what you like.
33:30He'll get it for you for free.
33:31Okay.
33:32No, no, no.
33:33Fine.
33:34What do I owe him when I do that?
33:36Nothing.
33:37Yeah, right.
33:38No, no.
33:39Nothing in this life is free, Snoop.
33:41All he wanted me to do was ask you on your number one show
33:43in the world.
33:44Oh, my God.
33:45But let me go back.
33:46Let me go back.
33:47Let me go back to Frank and Jake's.
33:49Friday.
33:50Holy freak.
33:51Friday, Central Park will be one year consecutive that
33:53Frank walked.
33:54So everyone's going to Central Park at 430.
33:56We're going to be there and we're going to have like
33:582,000 people and we're going to walk.
34:00And we're going to keep walking.
34:02So it's just a great accomplishment.
34:04I have no idea what that is.
34:05We've gone sideways.
34:06No, no, no.
34:07I added it in.
34:08When we come back.
34:09Our mortals.
34:10Our mortals.
34:11Shout out Mr. Formal.
34:12Shout out Fred the Tank.
34:13We love it.
34:14When we come back, our mortals.
34:15Back right after this.
34:16End of September, it's Fall.
34:26It's here.
34:28Thanksgiving's coming.
34:29New Year's Eve is coming.
34:31Christmas coming.
34:32Hanukkah's coming.
34:33But how about this?
34:35Do something for someone you love.
34:37Do something for someone you hate.
34:39Do something for someone you want to shock.
34:41You want to shred.
34:42How about this?
34:43I have done Stu Feiner shoutouts for 10 years, but now, first year ever, since July 4th,
34:51I am with Cameo, a billion dollar company, and now I do cameos at Cameo.
34:57It's cameo.com slash Stu Feiner.
35:01How about let me do your birthday, an anniversary, a bachelor party, a graduation, a wedding,
35:08a pick-me-up, somebody's down in the dumps, somebody really needs something special.
35:13Let me deliver a message, let me do my job, I'll pick that person up, I'll make that person's
35:19life.
35:20Listen, any idea you have, you send it to me, I'll write the script, or I'll read your
35:26script.
35:27Do this, give me an opportunity, cameo.com slash Stu Feiner, cameo.com slash Stu Feiner,
35:36cameo.com slash Stu Feiner.
35:40I don't know what to say, really.
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36:47Mortal time.
36:48Stuart.
36:49Well, basically, you see what this is, this is money.
36:53And my mortals have been money, okay?
36:56Since we started the show, it's been money.
36:57Two years ago, I had the greatest win ever in the history of sports gambling, 15-4-2.
37:02Last year, 99.
37:03This year, 2-0-1.
37:04I had the best mortal, the best game last week, the Vikings, 34-7.
37:0934-7, the Vikings won, it's my mortal over the Texans, okay?
37:13Here we go.
37:14Mortals, mortal, mortal.
37:15My mortal this week, again, it's the JETS, JETS, JETS, JETS, New York JETS.
37:19They're going to just steamroll the Denver Broncos.
37:22They had three extra days to prepare.
37:24Their defense is playing prolific.
37:25Aaron Rodgers is settling, and they are not a great team yet, the New York JETS.
37:29They're a good team.
37:30They are much better than they have been in the past.
37:32They're a good team.
37:34The Denver Broncos are going to get murdered.
37:35After the Broncos came off looking very good, they'll get trashed.
37:39This is a 10-20 point win for the JETS, J-E-T-S, JETS, JETS, JETS, my mortal.
37:49I had a dick in my mouth, I'm sorry.
37:51David.
37:52My last line was something.
37:56Tell me a worse look than Panthers plus four and a half at home against the Bengals.
38:01Like Stu said, most of the country is going to say, nope, Joe Burrow, he's still the guy.
38:06He's going to come back.
38:07They can't go 0-4.
38:08He's wearing these fancy suits.
38:09He looks like Ellen DeGeneres.
38:11He looks like Eminem.
38:12Who knows?
38:13He's going to roll.
38:14Panthers got that one win.
38:15They think, ugly game.
38:17Go the opposite.
38:18I'll take the Panthers to put the Bengals to 0-4, and Stu will come back next week and
38:23say, still going to win the Super Bowl.
38:25Panthers beat the Bengals.
38:26I said they could.
38:27Andy Dalton or Rich.
38:28Could win the Super Bowl.
38:29If the Panthers win this week.
38:32If the Panthers win this week and Andy Dalton goes back-to-back, I would literally...
38:37P. Diddy and Bryce Young.
38:55Dave, I want to test your brain.
38:59See if it's still firing.
39:00It's definitely not, but go.
39:01You still got it.
39:02What was Sunday the first day of?
39:04Fall.
39:05What's another word for fall?
39:07Autumn.
39:08And?
39:09Apple picking season.
39:10No.
39:11Autumn.
39:12Wind.
39:13Raiders.
39:14Yes.
39:15He still got it.
39:16The autumn wind is a pirate.
39:19The autumn wind is a pirate.
39:20Antonio Pierce said business decision.
39:23A lot of guys made a business decision on Sunday.
39:26That's a team that got their ass kicked this week and is ready to go because everyone's
39:31playing for their job in that locker room.
39:33Give me the Raiders.
39:34Minus one against the Browns.
39:35I like it.
39:36Autumn wind is a pirate.
39:37Okay.
39:38Barstool Sports Advisors.
39:39Great week.
39:40Great show.
39:41Dave, thank you.
39:42Always great to have you.
39:43Dave, thank you for being here.
39:44You make the show.
39:45You make the show.
39:46You make the show.
39:47You make the show.
39:48You make the show.
39:49You make the show.
39:50You make the show.
39:51You make the show.
39:52You make the show.
39:53You make the show.
39:54You make the show.