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00:00Welcome to the Barstool Sports Advisory, America's premier sports information program with Jerzy
00:11Jerry, Dan Big Cat Caps, and the source, Stu Beiner.
00:29Welcome to the Barstool Sports Advisory, America's premier sports information program
00:43with Jerzy Jerry, Dan Big Cat Caps, and the source, Stu Beiner.
00:56Welcome to the Barstool Sports Advisory, America's premier sports information program
01:20with Jerzy Jerry, Dan Big Cat Caps, and the source, Stu Beiner.
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02:18I went five and one?
02:21Is that right?
02:22Did I go five and one?
02:23You're on a roll.
02:24Here's the problem though, Stu.
02:25Yes, let's see.
02:26And this is something that you and I, we're the only, the adults in the room, the only
02:30two people who can understand this.
02:31Yes.
02:32Okay.
02:33You had a bad week last week.
02:34Yes.
02:35I had a good week last week.
02:36Yes.
02:37Do you know what the worst feeling in the world is?
02:38What?
02:39Switching?
02:40No.
02:41No.
02:42I switch.
02:43Oh.
02:44And then having, seeing a tweet on Monday morning being like, all the suckers won this
02:50weekend.
02:51Every favorite covered.
02:52Every overhit.
02:54That's me.
02:55That's me.
02:56It's clockwork.
02:57When I have a good week, you can expect someone to tweet being like, view from Vegas.
03:02This is the worst week in bookmaker history in the last two, 20 years.
03:07And that's me.
03:08And then I'm the poster child for that.
03:10Well, listen.
03:11Sucker.
03:12Sucker, sucker, sucker.
03:14Top nine sports books for the first time in 11 years lost money.
03:17Exactly.
03:18Top nine sports books.
03:20First time in 11 years lost money.
03:22Here's the thing though.
03:23I'll say this.
03:24One thing about me.
03:26Past me, when I would have a week like I did, five and one, one college, one NFL, one everything
03:32last weekend.
03:33Past me would say, hey, Dan, you figured out gambling.
03:37You're the smartest guy in the world.
03:39You're going to be really good the rest of the year.
03:41Past me, wiser me, knows that I'm a fucking sucker and I'm probably going to lose it all
03:45this weekend.
03:46I don't think so.
03:47I think so.
03:48By the way, can we just talk a smidgen of college?
03:51LSU, Oregon, Saturday night, was those the two luckiest fucking wins ever?
03:56Those are two luckiest wins ever.
03:58Versus Oregon.
03:59Yeah.
04:00Those were.
04:01LSU, Oregon.
04:02You saw us do final.
04:03You had that?
04:04Yeah.
04:05I had 100-timer on Packers.
04:06Okay.
04:07Love that.
04:08Love it.
04:09Love it.
04:11That's true.
04:12That's true.
04:13You know what I'm saying?
04:14All right.
04:15Absolutely.
04:16Oh, boys.
04:17I used to bang the most prettiest women in the world and people go, how could you do
04:18it?
04:19I said, I'm lucky.
04:20I'm not good.
04:21Yeah.
04:22Lucky.
04:23Not good.
04:24All right.
04:25We have week seven.
04:26This is a great week.
04:27We're almost halfway through the season.
04:28Lucky number seven.
04:29We're starting to figure some things out.
04:30Let's start with a great game in Green Bay, Texans at Packers.
04:34Over under is 47 and a half.
04:37Packers are minus three.
04:40This is a measuring stick game for both these teams.
04:42Agreed.
04:43Can I put you on the spot again because I did last week?
04:46Top five teams in the NFL.
04:47Okay.
04:48Top five teams in the NFL.
04:49Spit it.
04:50Chiefs, Ravens, Lions, Vikings, Texans.
04:57In that order?
04:58In that order?
04:59Maybe not that order.
05:00Exactly.
05:01It was a spit.
05:02Missing the cut.
05:03Missing the cut.
05:04I would say Niners, Bills.
05:08Oh, okay.
05:09Missing the cut.
05:10Just missing the cut.
05:11Nice.
05:12Yeah.
05:13You like that?
05:14I like it.
05:15What is yours?
05:16Well, I mean, now that we got Devante, it's Jets, Bills, Niners, Chiefs, Ravens.
05:20Okay.
05:21All right.
05:22I mean, Jets are winning Super Bowl.
05:23Jets, Bills, Niners, Chiefs, Ravens.
05:24I mean, it's just a matter of when.
05:25So, four out of five in the AFC.
05:26Correct.
05:27The whole AFC.
05:28Whole AFC.
05:29Whole AFC.
05:30All right.
05:31This game, though.
05:32Green Bay.
05:33Weather's starting to factor in.
05:34Ashley, we need you.
05:35What do we got in Green Bay on Sunday?
05:37In Green Bay, it's going to be 67 degrees, chance of rain.
05:41Wow.
05:42Chance of rain.
05:43Wow.
05:44What was the wow?
05:45Chance of rain.
05:46Chance of rain.
05:47Oh, Lady in Red was my wow.
05:48Lady in Red.
05:49Lady in Red was my wow.
05:50Let's wow it right.
05:51Eric Clapton.
05:52Who's that?
05:53You don't know Eric Clapton?
05:54He's a musician, I'm guessing.
05:55He's a musician.
05:56What?
05:57Lady in Red?
05:58No.
05:59What was it?
06:00Who was it?
06:01Lady in Red.
06:02Who was it?
06:03Sinatra.
06:04Dancing with me.
06:05Don't know, but it was her.
06:06Vagina to penis.
06:07It was like a dude with long hair who looked like a woman.
06:11Chris DeBerg.
06:12Yeah, Chris DeBerg.
06:13That was the only hit.
06:14Yeah, but I think Eric Clapton did it, too.
06:15Well, maybe he did, but that wasn't the only hit.
06:16But he did it better.
06:17All right.
06:18Stat Boy.
06:19All right.
06:20You brought me here.
06:21Stat Boy.
06:22Stat Boy.
06:23Stat Boy.
06:24Yeah.
06:25Give us a stat.
06:26Give me a stat.
06:27All right.
06:28I can't read it.
06:32The Packers are averaging 30 points per game, and Jordan Love's last nine starts.
06:36Texas defense is giving up 29 points per game on the road to the last four, and something
06:39else about the Packers.
06:40You got to go slower.
06:41Do it again.
06:42Go slower.
06:43That was crazy.
06:44That was crazy fast.
06:45The Packers are averaging 30 points per game, and Jordan Love's last nine starts.
06:47The Texas defense is giving up 29 points per game on the road to the last four, and something
06:50about Christine Taylor.
06:51You got to go.
06:52Just pause it.
06:53Yeah.
06:54You can put your finger on it right there.
06:56Yeah.
06:57Just go like that.
06:58I got your stat, Dan.
06:59Yes.
07:00The Packers are averaging 30 points per game, and Jordan Love's last nine starts.
07:04The Texans defense is giving up 29 points per game on the road in their last four games.
07:08Over on the Packers, team total of 25.
07:10Bang.
07:11Ooh.
07:12I kind of like that, but here's my pick.
07:15I'm worried about the Packers.
07:16I think they're very, very good.
07:18I think the Packers are going to win this game.
07:20I think the Pack Jordan Love is finally healthy.
07:21You saw him under center against the Cardinals.
07:23They killed the Cardinals.
07:25Texans are a good team.
07:27The Texans have not played great all season.
07:30They've had a couple games where they've looked okay.
07:33Their offense is a little clunky.
07:35Nico Collins out.
07:36I'm taking the Packers minus three.
07:37Jerry, what say you?
07:38I concur, Dan.
07:39I concur.
07:40I think the Packers are really good.
07:42I think they're Super Bowl contenders.
07:43I really do.
07:44That offense is humming.
07:45I think it's the best offense in football.
07:47I think it's better than the Ravens offense.
07:48Whoa.
07:49I do.
07:50And the Lions?
07:51Yes, I do.
07:52I do.
07:53I really do.
07:54Wow.
07:55They're really fucking good.
07:56The only thing I don't like is they don't run the ball too much.
07:58Josh Jacobs.
07:59Yeah, but they don't run it like really, really good.
08:00Later in the year, you're going to need to run that ball.
08:03I like the Packers here.
08:05I'm looking at this game and I say to myself, are you back on crack?
08:08No.
08:09Why?
08:10No ideas.
08:11Run the ball.
08:12That's all they do.
08:13Yeah, but they don't run the ball.
08:14Great.
08:15Have you seen Josh Jacobs' stats?
08:16What are you talking about?
08:17Have you seen his stats?
08:18Look up his stats.
08:19I'll look up his stats.
08:20Show me his rushing yards per game, Josh Jacobs.
08:21He's a beast.
08:22Josh Jacobs.
08:23Show me the rushing yards per game from Josh Jacobs.
08:24I want to see it.
08:25He sets up Jordan Love.
08:26Josh Jacobs.
08:27Yeah, rushing yards per game.
08:2862 yards in a blowout against Arizona.
08:31Yeah, 62 yards in game one.
08:3273.
08:3373.
08:34That's pretty good.
08:3551.
08:36That's not good.
08:3743.
08:38That's not good.
08:39151.
08:4084.
08:41No, you're not wrong.
08:42I'm not crazy wrong.
08:43He's mad.
08:44No, you're not crazy wrong.
08:45I'm not crazy wrong.
08:46I'm in the middle there.
08:47I wish they ran the ball more, partially because I have Josh Jacobs in fantasy.
08:50Oh, there.
08:51But I don't want to say that.
08:52Anyway.
08:53Got it.
08:54Well, you said it.
08:55Who would I rather have right now?
08:57How many Lucys you got in your mouth right now?
08:59Three.
09:00Jordan Love.
09:01Jordan Love or CJ Stroud.
09:04And I think it's like this.
09:05And I think it's Jordan Love.
09:06Okay.
09:07I think he's better.
09:08I'm going to take the Packers.
09:09Okay.
09:10Stu?
09:11Take it to you real quick.
09:12Imagine.
09:13Look, I'm looking at this game and I don't want to say this loud.
09:16Imagine.
09:17I don't think it's not a sucker play, but imagine taking every Moneyline dog in a round
09:22robin last week.
09:23Oh.
09:24Oh my God.
09:25I can't imagine not.
09:26I actually can't imagine if anyone did that.
09:27Oh my God.
09:28If anyone did that, there was only, I think, two dogs that covered.
09:30That same person's probably going to have the Texans this week.
09:33Oh, that same person's probably mad at people switching.
09:36Mm-hmm.
09:37Mm-hmm.
09:38Okay.
09:39Go ahead, Stu.
09:40Hank.
09:41Stu, Hank took every single Moneyline dog last week.
09:46I mean, they're nine road favorites.
09:48Normally, Hank would be in the Catbird seat right now.
09:51Yeah.
09:52He picked the one week.
09:53It just didn't happen.
09:54It is not out of the realm that the Packers are going to be playing the Jets in the Super
09:59Bowl and Aaron Rodgers will win his second Super Bowl against his prior team.
10:06The main thing I just want to focus in on this game right now, Texas Packers, okay,
10:11Texans Packers, and I'm going to ask you first, how do you feel about a pocket pussy?
10:18Good question.
10:19Good question, Stu.
10:20Sandy says, we're not having sex every day, so I carry it with me.
10:22Okay.
10:24I have never used it in my life, but I find it quite enjoyable.
10:26But you always keep that thing on you?
10:28I've never had it.
10:29Somebody bought it for me.
10:31Oh.
10:32And I like it.
10:33How do you like it?
10:34I like a little doll better.
10:35A little doll?
10:36A doll, like a sex doll.
10:38Time out.
10:39Time, time, time, time, time, time, time.
10:40It's like a half-pussy.
10:41But have you used a pocket pussy?
10:42Time out.
10:43Time out.
10:44There's a fleshlight, right?
10:45Yeah, I've used that.
10:46What do you mean someone bought it for you?
10:47Are you like a porn star with an Amazon wish list?
10:50Behind the scene, yeah.
10:51Oh my God.
10:52I've seen it all over the world.
10:5315, 15, 30.
10:54Okay.
10:55Perfect hour of sex.
10:56Okay.
10:57Yeah.
10:58And for a hobbit, I'm very good.
10:59Yeah.
11:00All right.
11:01So you got a pocket pussy now.
11:02I'm asking, have you ever used a pocket pussy?
11:03No.
11:04Brandon?
11:05No.
11:06Never.
11:07I don't think so.
11:08Ashley?
11:09I can't say I have.
11:10Okay.
11:11Haven't.
11:12Hank?
11:13Look, no.
11:14You guys being honest.
11:15Garrett got me one for Secret Santa one year.
11:16Oh, yeah.
11:17He did once.
11:18Quigs?
11:19Quigs.
11:20Are we serious here?
11:21I'm looking at this room.
11:22That's definitely a pocket pussy guy.
11:23Why?
11:24I'm looking at him.
11:25Right there.
11:26Yep.
11:27Solely.
11:28Yeah.
11:29Solely's fucking, he's fucking and sucking a pocket pussy.
11:30Yeah.
11:31All right.
11:32Here we go.
11:33You care if I use a butt?
11:34You don't?
11:35Okay, fine.
11:36I'm going to use, I'm going to go over it in the total here.
11:37I think there'll be a lot of points scored.
11:38Okay.
11:39It'll be a track meet.
11:40I think both of these teams have prolific offenses.
11:43I don't think the D's going to stop anybody.
11:45I think it's going to be probably the best game to watch on TV.
11:48This could be 70, 80, 90 points.
11:50Might be the highest scoring game in the history of the NFL.
11:53Oh.
11:54Wow.
11:55We'll go over.
11:56Okay.
11:57We'll go over and buy a pocket pussy and please DM me to see if you like it.
12:00All right.
12:01Next game, Seahawks at Falcons.
12:03Falcons are minus three at home.
12:05Over under is 51, a great game.
12:08What say you, Brandon?
12:09It's the big motherfucking customer.
12:10It's the big motherfucking customer.
12:11I got, I got Falcons minus three.
12:16Yeah?
12:18Why?
12:19Because I like them better and the Seahawks haven't been impressive.
12:21They lost two straight home games and they're going on the road three time zones away, Falcons.
12:25Falcons.
12:26Falcons.
12:27Falcons.
12:28Falcons.
12:29It's a stronger bird.
12:30It's a much stronger bird.
12:31Oh, I don't know about that.
12:32Seahawks are just-
12:33I don't think a Seahawk actually exists in nature.
12:35Falcons exist.
12:36Yeah.
12:37I don't think it's, but a Seahawk, if it's a mythological, mythology, mythological bird,
12:42then maybe it's better than-
12:43You think it's a beast?
12:44It might be.
12:45A Seahawk.
12:46A hawk.
12:47Yeah.
12:48Well, if it's a Seahawk, it's over the sea and a Falcon's better than a hawk anyway.
12:49I don't know.
12:50It takes them out to deep water, drowns them.
12:51Dan Campbell said that.
12:53Stu, what's your pick?
12:54I think the Falcons are starting to settle in.
12:56So you both are taking the Falcons.
12:58Wow.
12:59I like Falcons in this spot.
13:00Again, sucker money.
13:01God, that feels so good.
13:02My, my, my scroter intentions.
13:03Oh, okay.
13:04Sucker money all over the Seahawks.
13:05Every week, people love the Seahawks.
13:06I mean, what do they love about this team?
13:07They show me nothing.
13:08They score.
13:09They score.
13:10They score.
13:11They score.
13:12They score.
13:13They score.
13:14They score.
13:15They score.
13:18I don't know.
13:19Okay, yeah.
13:20The Falcons do better, that's why.
13:22I think Falcons in a play.
13:23Give it up.
13:24Okay.
13:25Give it up big customer.
13:26I'm going to wait for my pick.
13:27I want to hear the weather and stats.
13:28Weather, Ashley, in Atlanta.
13:30I know it's a dome, but I still want to see the weather.
13:32In Atlanta, it's going to be 68 degrees and sunny.
13:35Okay.
13:3668 degrees and sunny.
13:38Jerry, stat.
13:39I got the over is 17-6-1 in Kirk Cousins' 1 p.m. home games since 2019.
13:47Oh, I love the over.
13:48I love the over.
13:49Over 51 for me, boys.
13:50Over 51 for me.
13:51Yeah, you like that?
13:52You like that?
13:53I like it.
13:54You like that?
13:55I like it.
13:56You like it?
13:57I like it.
13:58That's like Kirk Cousins.
13:59You like that?
14:00Yeah, right.
14:01You like that?
14:02If I buy you a pocketbook, will you use it for Christmas?
14:03No!
14:04No!
14:05No!
14:06Okay.
14:07Lions and Vikings, this is a great game.
14:08Lions and Vikings, NFC North, which is the best division in football.
14:12It's not even close.
14:13By far.
14:14Vikings are minus two and a half.
14:16Over under is 50.
14:17Let's start with the stat.
14:18Brandon.
14:19Let me ask you a question, Dan.
14:20In their last 10 games as an underdog, how many times have the Lions covered?
14:25Nine.
14:26Nine.
14:27Nine.
14:28Nine of the last 10 games as an underdog, the Lions have covered.
14:30They've covered eight straight as an underdog against the NFC North.
14:32Mm.
14:33Mm-mm-mm.
14:34Really?
14:35Okay.
14:36Ashley, weather in Minnesota?
14:37In Minnesota, it's going to be 69 degrees, chance of rain.
14:41Chance of rain.
14:42Uh-oh!
14:43Uh-oh!
14:44Chance of rain.
14:45Uh-oh!
14:4669!
14:4769!
14:4869!
14:49What does that mean?
14:50If you add it together, it's 15.
14:51Oh, nice.
14:52Nice.
14:53Okay.
14:54Stu, I'll start with you.
14:55Lions and Vikings, what do you got?
14:58You know the line on this game, but let's say if you didn't know the line.
15:01Yeah.
15:02Let's say you didn't know it.
15:03Yeah.
15:04And you were an odds maker.
15:05Yeah.
15:06You work for DraftKings.
15:07No, DraftKings.
15:08Get paid 3.8 million.
15:09I don't work for DraftKings.
15:10No, if you did.
15:11Okay.
15:12And you were the odds maker.
15:13Yes.
15:14It was Dan Katz, head odds maker.
15:15Yeah.
15:16What would you make that line?
15:17I would make that, personally, me, I would make it Vikings minus 14, and then I would
15:25hammer the Lions.
15:26No, come on.
15:27Let's see.
15:28That's what I would do.
15:29You asked me if I did.
15:30If I could make the Lions, I would make the Lions so that I could just win money.
15:31True.
15:32That's a fact.
15:33Okay.
15:34Jersey, Jersey.
15:35I'd make the over-under 24.
15:37A real one.
15:38Lions minus 1.5.
15:39Easy, right?
15:40Yeah.
15:41Would you make the Lions a favorite in that game, truthfully?
15:44No, I would not.
15:45Really?
15:46No, I would not.
15:47Okay.
15:48Yeah.
15:49I'm going to light it up, because I don't know how they're a favorite.
15:53Vikings should not be a favorite in this game.
15:55Lions are a 4.5 point favorite on the road.
15:58You heard Brandon Walker.
15:59You heard Stat King.
16:01You heard Stat Customer.
16:02I like that.
16:03Nine?
16:04What is it?
16:05Nine straight?
16:06Nine straight?
16:07Nine to the last 10, eight straight against the NFC North.
16:10I don't understand.
16:11So the odds maker is sucking you in.
16:17Just sucking you.
16:20Right before a tsunami.
16:21You're swimming with your family, hanging out, having a beer.
16:22You're having a great time.
16:23You get a drink, and then all of a sudden, whoa!
16:24You're dead!
16:25Holy shit.
16:26No, no.
16:27Everybody you know is wiped out.
16:28Friends, family, legacy.
16:29Whoa.
16:30If you bet the Lions, that's how you're going to feel on Sunday.
16:31Whoa.
16:32Tsunami stew coming to you.
16:33Whoa.
16:34I'm eating a ham and Swiss, lettuce, tomato, mayo, bag of ruffles.
16:35Wow.
16:36Cut up apple with no skin like my wife lets me.
16:37We're sitting on the beach.
16:38Wow.
16:39And all of a sudden, dead!
16:40Dead!
16:41Dead.
16:42Don't even know what hit me.
16:43Kwakatoa, East of Java.
16:44Dead.
16:45Dead.
16:46Dead.
16:47Dead.
16:48Dead.
16:49Dead.
16:50Dead.
16:51Dead.
16:52Dead.
16:53Dead.
16:54Dead.
16:55Dead.
16:56Dead.
16:57Dead.
16:58Dead.
16:59Aw, man!
17:00Kwakatoa, East of Java!
17:01What?
17:02Ha!
17:03Ha!
17:04Ha!
17:05Ha!
17:06Ha!
17:07Ha!
17:08Do you ever see that movie?
17:09No!
17:10Oh, my God!
17:11What is it?
17:12Kwakatoa, East of Java.
17:13Okay.
17:14It is the greatest, craziest movie ever.
17:15Kwakatoa, East of Java.
17:16Kwakatoa, East of Java.
17:17Okay.
17:18And it's a real movie.
17:19I'm not blowing it.
17:20I'm not being below . . . Okay.
17:21All right.
17:22You're not blowing on me.
17:23I'll go.
17:24I'll go.
17:25Although I would.
17:26And then I want.
17:27I would.
17:28I'm taking the Vikings, so we ended up at the same,
17:31basically we showed our work differently, Stu,
17:33in class, in math class, we got to the same answer.
17:36Here's why the Vikings are favorite.
17:38The Lions lost Aidan Hutchinson for the season.
17:42Big, big loss on their defense.
17:43The Lions just played a game against Dallas
17:46that if you watch that game,
17:47all the energy was towards that game.
17:49They emptied the playbook,
17:51they said we have to fucking get justice for last year,
17:54we have to beat the fuck out of this team.
17:56They are emotionally spent from that,
17:59and the Vikings were on a bye week.
18:02The Vikings were on a bye week,
18:03they're ready for the Lions.
18:04The Vikings' defense is gonna be
18:06running all over the field.
18:07I think it's gonna be a good game,
18:08I think it's gonna be a close game,
18:09but I'm gonna take the Vikings minus two and a half at home.
18:11Jerry.
18:12I like it, I like both the picks.
18:13Oh yeah, we had the same pick.
18:15I know, fair.
18:16You just like the Vikings.
18:17I do, but I'm gonna go somewhere else.
18:18That's the analysis of it.
18:19Yeah, I do, that's just what I said.
18:20We did it, we went different routes.
18:22Yeah, it was good.
18:23Okay, don't step on the talent.
18:24Okay, all right, you don't step on the talent.
18:27No, this is the talent.
18:29I'm subjective.
18:30Okay, yeah.
18:31Let me ask you something, Dan.
18:31Yeah.
18:32Stu asked you something, I wanna ask you something.
18:33Okay, ask me something.
18:35We're bad gamblers.
18:37Terrible.
18:38Terrible gamblers.
18:38The worst.
18:39When Dan Katz's brain first looks at this game,
18:42and you see Lions, Vikings.
18:44Yeah.
18:45First thing that comes to your mind, over, right?
18:48Me too.
18:49Yeah.
18:50That's why I'm going on that.
18:50I like that.
18:51Wow, division game.
18:52Division game.
18:54The Vikings' defense is very fucking good.
18:56I would say top five.
18:57Wow.
18:58That's how good they are.
18:59Wow.
19:00That's why I'm going under, that's the only reason.
19:01Because I love the over.
19:02Okay.
19:03And you're an over guy.
19:04I'm an over guy.
19:04And you would say, over, I'm gonna go under.
19:06I like that analysis.
19:08Listen, this show might be sharp.
19:09Sharp.
19:10This show might get sharp.
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19:13We're gonna take a break.
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20:57featuring special guest, Big Cat.
20:59Welcome back to The Signs with Big Cat.
21:02When you think about Big Cat, what do you think of?
21:05Coffee.
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21:08When you think about Jerry, what do you think about?
21:11Bully.
21:12Bully's now the sign.
21:14Now put them together.
21:15When you think about coffee, bully.
21:17Bully beans.
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21:24Who's that on the package?
21:26That's Jerry and Ruffles and me and Stella.
21:30The sign is now Jerry and Big Cat.
21:32What do you think about when you think about Big Cat
21:34and Jerry, you think?
21:35Fat.
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21:44Ooh, throw them.
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22:17Barstool Sports Advisors, we are back
22:20and boy, do we have a great afternoon game.
22:22This is just an incredible Sunday slate
22:25with big time games and we're going Super Bowl rematch.
22:29Chiefs at 49ers.
22:3249ers are minus one and a half, over under is 47.
22:37Is Jordan Mason playing?
22:38Is Jordan Mason playing?
22:39Brandon.
22:40Jerry, is Jordan Mason playing?
22:42No.
22:43He's not playing.
22:43I don't think so.
22:44Guaranteed, stat boy.
22:46That's a JJ guarantee.
22:47That's a JJ guarantee.
22:48Jordan Mason is not playing.
22:51Let's start with the weather.
22:52Ashley.
22:53In San Francisco, it's gonna be 74 degrees.
22:55We got possible rain.
22:57Okay, possible rain.
22:58What was that?
23:00What was funny?
23:01What was funny?
23:01He might be playing.
23:02He might be playing.
23:03Wait, you said it was a JJ guarantee.
23:05Yeah, but then I looked over to my right
23:07and Malasek was like this.
23:08So it's a Malasek guarantee that he's not playing?
23:11You're a bad stat boy.
23:13He hasn't practiced.
23:14Bad stat boy.
23:15Okay, Jerry, give us a stat then.
23:17Patrick Mahomes is 11 and one against his friend
23:20as an underdog in his career.
23:22There are too many in the NFL.
23:24Oh, Jerry.
23:27Jerry.
23:28The fuck?
23:29And I read what's on the prompter.
23:30Oh no, Jerry.
23:32Jerry.
23:34I read what's on the prompter.
23:35Oh, you tweet what's on the prompter?
23:37I was a mistake.
23:38It was a mistake.
23:39It was a mistake, folks.
23:41This game is great.
23:42This game is great.
23:44When you look at me and Brandon like this,
23:47does it look like the big show in Hornswoggle?
23:49No, you know what it looks like?
23:50It looks like twins.
23:52Twins?
23:53Yeah, Schwarzenegger and DeVito.
23:54Oh, it looks like he wants a kiss.
23:59Oh, yes!
24:03How you like that, Stu?
24:04You don't like that?
24:08What are we going to do in this game, boys?
24:10What are we going to do?
24:11I don't need a pocket pussy now.
24:13What are we going to do in this game?
24:14What are we going to do in this game?
24:14Do not!
24:15What are we going to do in this game?
24:16Niners.
24:17Niners.
24:17Why?
24:18Why?
24:18Why?
24:19Why?
24:19The San Francisco 49ers, the Chiefs are 5 and 0, correct?
24:21Yes.
24:22They feel like a classic, get this far in the season,
24:25undefeated team.
24:26Defense is outstanding.
24:27Offense is done OK.
24:29The Niners live for this shit.
24:30Live for home games where they get to knock off
24:32an undefeated team like this.
24:33Can I just throw something out there?
24:34Please?
24:35Yes!
24:35And you read off a bye.
24:37He's like 302.
24:39Is that a legitimate stat?
24:41I think that's exactly correct.
24:4471%.
24:45I think it's like 21 and 4.
24:46Well, that's still 29%.
24:48Yeah, OK.
24:49To the other.
24:50Yeah, true.
24:50It has happened.
24:51I like the Niners.
24:52OK, Niners.
24:53That's my pick.
24:54Stewart.
24:54Jersey.
24:57Ash.
24:59Oh, God.
25:02Bad throw.
25:03I go against the Super Bowl champs.
25:04Oh.
25:05Fuck them where they breathe.
25:07No, no, no.
25:08No, fuck them where they breathe.
25:09Where they breathe?
25:10So we're talking nose and mouth?
25:15For some reason, and I don't mean to be like that guy,
25:21but Patti Mahomes' wife.
25:23OK.
25:24She's got like a.
25:34You're worth a billion bucks.
25:36Give us a different analysis on this game.
25:38Do you need a lozenge?
25:39Just give us different analysis.
25:41Niners.
25:42I love the Niners.
25:44I love Joe Montana, Steve Young, Jerry Rice, Ronnie Lott.
25:49Also, Joe Montana, this is the one game you can't say,
25:52I love Joe Montana.
25:53He was a chief as well.
25:54He was a chief.
25:55Let me tell you something.
25:56I flew to Denver, Colorado, and on Monday night,
26:00the greatest game you ever saw in your life, Joe Montana,
26:02John Elway, against each other.
26:04It was one of the greatest experiences ever.
26:06I did an eight ball.
26:08We went to Red Rocks.
26:09We stayed up for three straight nights, banged ditches,
26:12and I watched Joe Montana and John Elway in person.
26:14Ditches.
26:15You banged ditches.
26:15All right.
26:16So you.
26:16Banged ditches.
26:17Niners?
26:18Niners.
26:19Niners?
26:20Niners.
26:21Oh, no.
26:22Niners!
26:25Niners!
26:34Wow.
26:34Wow.
26:35The restraint.
26:36Oh!
26:37Niners!
26:40Niners.
26:51Holy shit.
26:52You missed one.
26:55Build your juice.
27:04A niners!
27:05Niners, niners, niners!
27:08That was an earthquake, boys.
27:10I love it.
27:10I love it.
27:12OK.
27:13Let's get to Sunday night football.
27:15Big one.
27:16Steelers at home, plus 1 and 1 half.
27:19Over under is 38.
27:22Why don't we get a stat from stat boy, Stu?
27:27If I banged your girl, she'd know what she's been missing.
27:29That's the stat.
27:31Stu, where should people go for the Sunday night pick?
27:35Those are my.
27:49That's you!
27:53Listen, I ain't fucking around here.
27:59I get key critical information, late breaking information,
28:06information that separates bullshit from reality.
28:11Three best bets.
28:14Three best bets.
28:17StuFinder.com.
28:19StuFinder.com.
28:20Sunday night, son, total parlay, plus three best bets.
28:23StuFinder.com.
28:26OK, Stu, Ashley, what is the weather
28:28going to be like in Pittsburgh?
28:29In Pittsburgh, it's going to be 71 clear skies.
28:33Ooh, nice.
28:34Now, the desk.
28:36Boys, Jerry, Brandon, what have we been doing here today?
28:42Switching.
28:42Yeah.
28:43Yeah.
28:43What have we been doing?
28:44Uh-huh.
28:44Switching.
28:45Yeah.
28:46We've been having a competition.
28:47Oh, really?
28:48A picks competition between the two of you.
28:50Oh, wow.
28:51We're against each other?
28:52You guys are in a picks competition
28:53to see who gets the seat.
28:55We're going to have iron sharpens iron on this show.
28:58I love that.
28:58We want winners only.
29:00I love that.
29:01Can they show their penises?
29:03Stu, you're the stat boy now.
29:04That means you don't talk.
29:07Who wants to go first in this game?
29:09I would like Jerry to go first.
29:10I'll go first.
29:11No problem.
29:11Jerry, you want to go first?
29:11I'd like to go first, Dan.
29:13OK.
29:13Go ahead.
29:14Be my guest, Jerry.
29:16I'm going to pass it over to Brandon.
29:17OK.
29:20I'm going to take the Jets, OK?
29:22I'm going to take the Jets.
29:24The Jets stink, but Russie stinks more than Aaron Rodgers.
29:27And Aaron Rodgers has Devontae Adams now.
29:30I am going to take the Jets.
29:32Who have the Jets added this week?
29:35Devontae Adams.
29:36Who have the Steelers added this week?
29:37Russell Wilson.
29:38I think casual bettors are going to go out there
29:41and see a receiver added to the Jets
29:43and see possibly a better quarterback added to the Steelers.
29:45You're literally talking to me.
29:47And they're going to go over 38.
29:49Oh!
29:49The defenses are still the backbones of both of these teams.
29:52Aaron Rodgers can't move anymore.
29:54Pittsburgh pass rush, under 38.
29:56Wow.
29:57I like that pick.
29:58Gerard, remember, this is a pick competition.
30:03This is a pick competition.
30:04You each have two picks right now.
30:05This is the third pick.
30:09I'm looking at this game, and a lot of people
30:13have seen this week Devontae Adams added to the Jets.
30:16Desperate move.
30:19Desperate move from the Jets.
30:22But one thing I've been saying since day one,
30:24I've been the number one Russie rider.
30:26I've said since day one, since he became a Pittsburgh Steeler,
30:31it just was always Russie.
30:32He's the guy for Pittsburgh.
30:34Mike Tomlin knows he's the guy.
30:35That's why he's starting this week.
30:38How do you not take a Tomlin home underdog?
30:40How do you not take that?
30:41How do you not?
30:42I ain't a sucker.
30:43I didn't.
30:43I ain't a bitch.
30:45I'm putting my balls on the line here.
30:47I'm riding with my team, Steelers,
30:49plus one and a half bucket.
30:51That's my pick.
30:52I never saw that pick coming.
30:53No?
30:54Not from you.
30:54That was a set up.
30:57This is a set up game.
30:58Steelers.
30:59This is a set up game.
31:00You're really going to take the Steelers?
31:02How do you not?
31:03This is a desperate move from the Jets.
31:05They stink.
31:06Aaron Rodgers, he's a paraplegic.
31:08What if the desperate move works?
31:10Yeah.
31:11I mean, Devontae Adams, is he still that guy?
31:13Jets are in a must-win situation for the rest of the season.
31:15You don't think the Steelers are?
31:17Steelers are four and two.
31:19Urgency.
31:20Steelers have urgency.
31:21That's why they're putting Rusty.
31:23Urgency.
31:23You got a stat?
31:25I was told the stat guy couldn't talk.
31:27Aaron Rodgers has never lost, as in New York Jets,
31:32against the Pittsburgh Steelers with Russell Wilson,
31:37asterisk, Justin Fields, against them.
31:41We're going to need that transcribed, because I don't,
31:43that didn't, what?
31:45They never played.
31:46Also, what was the end of that stat?
31:48Asterisk, Justin Fields?
31:49Well, because we're not actually sure yet.
31:52I'm not sure Russell Wilson is starting.
31:54You almost gave a pick there, but you didn't.
31:56No, no, but I'm not sure if Russell Wilson's starting.
31:58Right, OK.
31:59I'm not sure.
31:59I like either or, whoever starts.
32:01I think Russell's going to start, but whoever does,
32:03I like it.
32:03It's Rusty time.
32:04It is.
32:05It's Rusty time.
32:06It's been Rusty time.
32:07It's been Rusty time.
32:08OK, Barstool Sports Advisors, when we come back,
32:10are Mortals, which we went 3-0 last week.
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34:07The picks competition is going on.
34:09We have Immortals.
34:11Let's start with Stu.
34:12We'll go right down the line.
34:14Immortal King on the show.
34:16Immortal King for seven years on the show.
34:18This year for one and one, 80%, 80%, 80%.
34:24Maybe you didn't hear it.
34:2580% Green Bay Packers.
34:29Packers, Packers, Packers are my mortal.
34:32Shout out cheese heads.
34:34Shout out any cheese, American, Parmigiana, anything.
34:40I love cheese.
34:42Brie.
34:45Goat.
34:46Goat.
34:48Gouda.
34:49Gouda.
34:50Pavarti, perhaps.
34:51What?
34:51Pavarti.
34:52Pavarti.
34:53Packers, Packers, Packers.
34:55Swiss.
34:56Cheddar.
34:56Swiss and Cheddar.
34:58Packers.
34:59American.
35:00He always said American.
35:01Said American.
35:02All right.
35:03That's all your cheeses?
35:04That's all I got.
35:04All he got.
35:05Packers.
35:06Packers, Brandon.
35:08You said 80%?
35:0980%.
35:10What's higher than 80% Dan?
35:12100%, 100%.
35:15I'm 1-0 in my history.
35:18Niners.
35:19Niners.
35:21Minus one and a half.
35:22Niners to beat the Chiefs in the Super Bowl rematch.
35:24Niners, Niners, Niners, Niners, Niners.
35:26You gotta take the Steelers.
35:28Me?
35:30No, I can't.
35:30You gotta.
35:31I can't.
35:32You gotta.
35:33Russi, oh wow.
35:34I can't.
35:35This guy doesn't like Russi.
35:35I can't.
35:36This guy doesn't like Russi.
35:37Why wouldn't you?
35:38This guy doesn't like Russi.
35:41I love the Steelers.
35:42Oh.
35:43I do.
35:44Then do it.
35:47Did you, Brandon, did you already have a pick
35:48on the Niners regular part of the show?
35:50I did.
35:51Yeah, so he's got three picks total.
35:53Oh, that's bad.
35:54No, not if he takes the Steelers,
35:56then it's three versus three.
35:58I can change.
35:59I'll ride the Steelers.
36:00Fuck it.
36:00I'll ride the Steelers.
36:01I mean, if you love them, you'll love them.
36:02I love them.
36:03I love them.
36:04I do.
36:05I was, I...
36:06I want this added to my card, though.
36:07Can we have that happen?
36:09I want this to count against my record.
36:10What's it gonna be?
36:11I love the over in the Colts game versus the Dolphins.
36:18But for my mortal, that's not a mortal.
36:20Well, no, now you have another pick.
36:22You want another pick?
36:23Take another pick.
36:24No, but it doesn't count against the competition.
36:25Okay, fine.
36:26Fine.
36:27It doesn't count against the competition.
36:28I love that.
36:29Just on my record.
36:29I love that.
36:30I'm taking the Steelers.
36:31I love that.
36:32But I want that towards my record.
36:33Okay, that's on your record.
36:34Is that fair?
36:34Yeah, that's fair.
36:35All right, my pick, my mortal this week.
36:37Listen, the Carolina Panthers are the worst defense
36:40in the NFL.
36:41I've seen it firsthand.
36:42The Washington Commanders have a very good offense,
36:44a very good quarterback in Jayden Daniels.
36:46The Panthers actually can move the ball with Andy Dalton.
36:48Over 51 is the pick there.
36:50That one's going to be points, points, points, points,
36:52points.
36:53They're gonna be throwing deep.
36:54They're gonna be hitting bombs.
36:55It's going to be a points fiesta in Carolina on Sunday,
37:01over 51.
37:02That is Barstool Sports Advisors.
37:04Thank you, boys.
37:05The picks competition is live.
37:07Do it, do it.
37:08It's live.
37:09Let's go.
37:11Little face up, little face up, little face up.
37:14Yeah, who's gonna flinch first?
37:15Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh.
37:19Hey, I'm getting punched.
37:20I'm getting punched.
37:22Huh.
37:24Oh.
37:26Move your head.
37:27There you go.
37:28Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh.
37:32All right.
37:33Stop, stop pushing.
37:35Come on, what are you doing?
37:37Okay.
37:43Come on.
37:43What are you doing?
37:44He, he doesn't slide.
37:46That's the sports advisor's secret suite.