Caleb Pressley | Sundae Conversation
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00:00Diplo.
00:01That's right.
00:02Vegas is just, it seems insane.
00:05It's crazy.
00:06People come here and they're on their worst behavior.
00:08All these jobs come, they have job conventions.
00:11It has to be an HR's worst nightmare.
00:13It's bad.
00:14But an HOR's dream.
00:19What's HOR?
00:20Horror.
00:21That's not how you spell it.
00:23Is it true that you're so good at gambling you've been banned from multiple casinos?
00:26It's true.
00:28I'm good at blackjack.
00:29What about craps?
00:30You take them on stage?
00:32No, you go to the bathroom for those.
00:37Yes, sir.
00:38I've farted in the booth before though.
00:40Of course you have.
00:43You have girls come up into the DJ booth.
00:47Yes.
00:48You bring them up there, you bring all these hot ladies up and you immediately turn your back on them.
00:51I mean, no, I turn around and say hi.
00:53Why do you never bring any cold ladies up?
00:55Cold?
00:56Sometimes it's cold.
00:57Is this cold?
00:58Have you ever DJed like in Canada?
00:59Ladies, when they're cold, what happens?
01:03You gotta get a heater.
01:04Their nipples get hard.
01:05That's true.
01:06But guys, when they're cold...
01:08Nipples get hard.
01:09And also, their weenies shrink.
01:11That's true.
01:12Why don't girls have weenies?
01:15Some of them do.
01:19That's a good answer.
01:22You're a smart guy.
01:24Man.
01:25Okay.
01:28Is this true or false?
01:29You asked us to dress Glennie Balls up as Goldust, the wrestler.
01:32I did.
01:34Is that some type of weird sexual fantasy you have?
01:36Having Glennie Balls dress up as Goldust, the wrestler?
01:38I really like Goldust.
01:40Glennie Balls, if you were a DJ, what would your DJ name be?
01:43Probably Glennie Balls.
01:44Fair.
01:45It's a good name for a DJ.
01:46It's very fair.
01:47It's really good.
01:48Very quick.
01:49Yeah, I think Glennie Balls would be a fair DJ name.
01:50It's a good name.
01:51It's very fair.
01:52It's a good name.
01:53You like topless boxing?
01:54Is it all boxing topless?
01:55I'm just asking if you like it.
01:57I like it.
01:59You post a lot of thirst traps.
02:00Is that true?
02:01I've done it, yeah.
02:02Glennie Balls used to post hunger traps.
02:05Like the Hunger Games?
02:06I don't even know what that means.
02:07Your burger reviews.
02:08Those were hunger traps, I guess.
02:10I post food a lot.
02:11Made me hungry.
02:12Yeah, I love posting food.
02:13You're a good guy.
02:14I appreciate that.
02:16Do you have a run club?
02:17I have a run club, yeah.
02:18Do you have to wear like a coverage or a band-aid over your nipples so that you don't get irritation on your piercings?
02:24I don't have my nipples pierced, but you do have to put Vaseline on your body when you run.
02:31Do you know that's how Glennie Balls and I met?
02:33At a run club?
02:34Glennie Balls came into my office.
02:36How many years ago?
02:37Eight.
02:38You have an office?
02:39It was someone else's office.
02:40Eight years ago.
02:41September 16th, 2016.
02:43Came in for an interview.
02:44I said, Glennie Balls, are you fast?
02:47He said, hey, listen, I'm a bigger guy, but for my size, I'm very fast.
02:53So we went down on the city block in New York City in Flatiron.
02:55He ran the entire city block.
02:57Really?
02:58Yeah.
02:59He was so fast, I hired him on the spot and we've been together ever since.
03:01He's fast.
03:02I just hired him.
03:03How fast are you?
03:04Fairly fast.
03:05For a larger gentleman.
03:06I mean.
03:07I'm not going to say I'm a cheetah.
03:08We should race downstairs.
03:10Do you want to do a new segment presented by Momitas?
03:11Yes.
03:12This new segment is called Race Downstairs.
03:15In this segment, we're going to go downstairs and we're going to race.
03:21I'm going to say three, two, one, go.
03:22Ready?
03:23Three, two, one, go.
03:29Glennie Balls.
03:31It's Glennie every time.
03:32It's Glennie every time.