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00:00All right, it's the rundown for Wednesday July 17th. 17th. Yes. 17th. Happy birthday
00:12Jesus. That's Christmas. We were gonna both go Kate, you went Jesus. Oh Jesus. That's interesting. I guess only one of us cares.
00:21Speaks to the psyche of, well you're, I wouldn't say you care, you're off by five
00:25months. No, she's a theologian. It actually happened in the summertime. That's a tradition
00:31that's made up. Yep. Jesus was born. Okay, now how many times are baby calves born in December?
00:37Baby sheep. But Jesus wasn't a cow. No, but that, there was cows and sheep and goats in the manger.
00:47Well, before we go any further, pardon my cheesesteak, we're officially 50 days away
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01:24in Buffalo sauce. They're then tossed onto fries with cheese sauce, all topped with ranch dressing
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02:01the screen here, is in front of us, or did they replace us on the screen? What do you think? Right
02:06here. That's not, yeah, it should be right here. If you're looking to celebrate my birthday, I made up for
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02:19time. All right, so rundown. MLB All-Star game was last night. American League won five to three.
02:25Boston Red Sox, Boston Red Sox, Boston Red Sox star. There are multiple Sox. There are, yeah, but he's a
02:32Sox. Literally two. Right, but if he's only one player on a team of 25 players. Yeah, he's a Red Sox. He's a
02:38Red Sox. Yeah, his team. Now, if he had a teammate standing beside him, that's two Boston Red Sox, but they
02:45are wearing Red Sox for Boston. That's true. Yeah, singular and plural nouns. Yeah, that's how things
02:52work. We'll do colors tomorrow. So Jaron Duran wins the MVP. Oh, Duran? Duran Duran? No, he had to be
03:00hungry like the wolf for that. Yeah, he came undone for sure. Was that? In an ordinary world, he, this
03:08will resonate with our audience who are not. No, I got it. I got it. When we sat down, you said, I have one joke
03:13prepared. That was it. Nice. For the opening topic. That was that was it. Hungry like the wolf. Because he
03:20ripped his very quickly. Yeah, you had yours ready to go. And unfortunately, Duran Duran didn't have enough
03:28hits to really go around for many more shows. You know who had a lot of hits? Duran, singular at the game last
03:34night. And we have one. Yep. Duran Duran is where I felt like I had a little necrophilia too. You want to fuck
03:41dead people? Yeah, because that woman that was dancing in the surf. Yeah. Ever like in the Undone
03:45song. Uh huh. She's hanging out there. Maybe. I don't remember that either. Wait, no, that could have been Tom
03:51Petty's last dance with Mary Jane. That's the last dance with Mary Jane. The Duran Duran one was the
03:55mermaids in the. Yeah. So Tom Petty inspired you to fuck dead people, not Duran Duran. Almost want to fuck
04:02dead people. Remember Tawny Katane on the hood of Whitesnake's car? Mm hmm. You don't remember that? Oh, I
04:08remember that. Dude, there was. I jerked off. There was Springsteen, Madonna. This was way before Nirvana.
04:14There was U2, Blondie. There's music still on MTV. Yeah. Well, that's about all I had. Yeah, that's fine.
04:26Bryce Harper had some good moves. Paul Skeens becomes the first number one pick to start an all star game in the
04:31year he was drafted. He pitched a scoreless first inning, got Aaron Judge out in one pitch. It didn't strike
04:36anybody out. But he also is dating Livy Dunn. Yeah, which guy's really got a good year going for himself. Good
04:43year. A strong year. If you were to rank the years hard to beat his. And he's coming out with a bodywear line
04:49to rival Kim Kardashian's. Skims or Skeens, it's up to you. Whichever. Yeah, I only have. Shut the fuck up.
04:58Okay. I'm wearing it. Skeens. Livy Dunn's wearing some Skeens. Yeah, she is. I'm Skeens, Skeens. Oh no. Are we
05:08bombing? I'm getting real hot. The day after that. I don't get invited here a lot. So this is this is the slowest
05:14sports day of the year. Always after the Major League Baseball all-star game. Big time. So there's nothing really
05:18going on. WNBA signed a $200 million TV deal or $200 million per year TV deal. Oh, I'm sorry. Inter rights deal.
05:28Not just TV, but all the streaming and all that. Their previous one was $50 million a year. So they're signing a deal
05:34that is four times as big. So they're banking on there's going to be some boobs out on the court. No, they got
05:40Caitlyn Clarke. They got Caitlyn Clarke now. Yeah, they didn't have Caitlyn Clarke before. That's true. They have her
05:45now. That whole league has kind of treated her like shit the whole time. It's bizarre. It's one of the weirdest
05:51things. And I know when people talk about it, it gets a little, it gets racially charged on, you know, when people
05:56talk about it. But the clear and present thing about this is they brought in a rookie. The rookie had record ratings in
06:05college. She's now with them, and she has amplified their ratings and their crowds. She's playing great. Tenfold. And
06:11she's very good. Yeah. And they seem to hate her. And it's weird. I bought the package, the WNBA package this year. Did
06:18you? Yeah. And I've watched probably three quarters of her games at least. I love watching. Okay. Really? Does that
06:23mean you've watched 75% of her games? Or you've watched three different quarters of basketball throughout the entire
06:28season? No. I've watched 75% of her games. Okay. All right. Because you can see where... Other than the Jags, it's the most
06:34consistent thing I watch in sports. You just love watching Caitlyn Clarke play basketball? I think she's so fun to watch.
06:39Yeah. You have... Watch this. You have Caitlyn Clarke fever. She plays for the Indiana Fever. Some say. Some say. I
06:47wouldn't, though. Not if I wanted people to like me. You shouldn't say it. Right. Oh, no. I don't care if people like
06:52me. No, it's fine. But I'm just saying that lame joke. I wouldn't say it. It makes me like it. No, I'm gonna say it. We did
06:57the Duran Duran thing earlier. Yeah. People are calling. By the way, big week for you guys on CBT with the assassination
07:06attempt. Yeah. Huge numbers for us. Yeah. Yeah. We love that. Yeah. That's good. I mean, every cloud has a silver
07:13lining, right? I'll say this. If somebody misses, I hope they miss, but if somebody wants to try and bargain next
07:20week. Right. Or just a full-fledged war. We could use that. A war would help you all a lot. Oh, big time. If you want to
07:29hear us break it down, new episode of Zero Block Thirty came out today. We break down everything. You guys breaking
07:34down war like guys breaking down NFL film? Yeah, we're like the PFF of war. You're like the All-20-Digger Stephen
07:40Chey of war. Yeah. We're like really in the factory. Did y'all see Chey's video that he did this morning? Yeah. The
07:46transition glasses. Yeah. I am making a big change. I wanted to, let's take a walk. Let's, uh, I wanted you guys to
07:56hear it from me first. So it doesn't come out on any secondary sources, wherever you're hearing it straight from the
08:01horse's mouth, so to speak. It's something that if you've been paying attention, I've been talking about fairly openly, I
08:09think for the last couple months. Um, it's a big change for me personally, and I'm really looking forward to it. Uh, as a
08:19guy who has worn glasses for the past 28 years, it's time and it's transition lenses. Sunglasses outside, regular
08:31glasses inside. The football guy way to deal with it. Shout out Ron Rivera. Shout out Jim Carbaugh. I'm not part of the
08:38team and transition lenses. I've been thinking about doing it too. Really? Yeah. Because I mean, I'm like, if I'm riding my
08:45bike, I always lose sunglasses and this would be a better way. I lose sunglasses a lot too. Yeah. But I never worried.
08:54Okay. So you wouldn't then lose these? No. Like, well, I would get rid of them. No, I've never lost a regular pair of
09:02glasses because I take them off at night. And then as soon as I wake up, they're back on my face. Nobody's stealing those.
09:08I didn't say stealing them. I said losing them. Oh, are they dirty today? Oh yeah. They're real dirty. You look
09:14dramatically better with it without your glasses on. Without? Yeah, I think so. I think like I look like a raccoon. What do
09:20you think? You look a little Ted Bundy with them on. Is it just these? Which is kind of a hot thing for girls to be
09:25these. Is it just these? No. Do I look bad in? I don't know. No, you're very handsome. You're fine. Stop it. Now we're
09:32going too far. Very handsome. People are calling second overall pick Alex Sarr's performance yesterday the worst in NBA
09:39history. So Alex Sarr, he's the second overall pick for the team that picked him, the Washington Wizards. Last night he
09:45played in the Summer League game. Now, Summer League is not the NBA. Summer League is where guys who are trying to make
09:49the NBA, trying to make a name and move on. Brownie. Yeah, it's the Brownies. It's the guys who are trying to get
09:54experience. They're all out there. He shot 15 times. Chaps, you know how many shots he made? I'm gonna go with zero. If
10:01there had been a president there and he was trying to assassinate them. Yeah, that president would be alive. True. I haven't
10:06seen a wizard fuck up that bad since Dumbledore let Voldemort go in a goblet of fire.
10:14Did that feel good? Do you like that one? Was he a wizard? I don't know. Oh, I never watched Dumbledore. No, no. Oh, he's a
10:21wizard. He plays for the Wizards. Okay. What's his name? Alex Sarr, which sounds a little bit Harry Potter. It does. Yeah,
10:29I never saw Harry Potter. Is that bad? No, I don't like wizards and dragons and all that. Not that they have. I used to have
10:36that same opinion. Now I don't. What do you what? What turned you on to wizards and dragons? Harry Potter. Your kids like in
10:42Harry Potter? Yeah, I listened to the audio books. Incredible. That's the first thing you did? Or is this the only thing? Yeah. And
10:49then I watched the movies too. You're a wizard, Harry. That doesn't make you want it. So Alex Sarr is eight for 41. He shot 41
11:02times, made eight shots. Yesterday he was 0 for 15 from the field, 0 for 7 from 3, 0 for 2 from free throws. He had three
11:09turnovers. Going 0 for 2 from free throws after going 0 for everywhere else. You got to make that. But I would rather get zero
11:16than one. You think one's just. One free throw is just sad. Just give me the zero. Do you know what's happening out there on the
11:24court? I'm a little concerned. There's supposed to be some type of American Gladiator thing that's happening. It's going to be
11:30Pupil Sticks for Employee of the Month, which gets. Who's doing that? I think it's open to everybody, but you get that cars.com
11:38parking. Oh, you got a good parking spot. Oh, I like that. It's open to like the social media people and content. I think even
11:44business can go on. Oh, fuck. All right. So we're going to we're going to beat the hell out of each other to to park for a
11:51parking spot while Big Cat watches from up there and just laughs and fed grapes. And now it's going to be a fantastic promo for
11:57something that happened three hours ago. This was released. Are his. Well, the Puppet String will be holding him at the time or will
12:03he be letting his his minions, his minions holding the Puppet String while he drinks grog and has grapes and people don't realize
12:09that he he does do that. He has a he has a what do they call those things? They used to carry a caravan that they used to carry
12:16people on. Now, what they call a carriage. Now, the back in the days where they were Phantom with the big leaves. Oh, yeah. The
12:22carry the. Yeah, he's hoisted up. Yeah. Yeah. That's how he doesn't walk around the office. He gets carried around. Yeah. Yeah, he
12:29does. And Jerry fans in with a grape leaf all day, every day. Mm hmm. Flavor Flav and Team USA Water Polo. Don't care about this one
12:38next time. Why not? It's so cool. What? They needed funding. They were struggle bussing. He's like, women's sports are awesome. I'll
12:48support the water polo team. They were Zephyr, Caitlin Clark with fever. We've all got it. Then he helped fund them. And then they
12:56were like, come to a water polo practice. And he did. And he said, this is neat. So he's going to be he signed Flavor Flav has
13:04signed a five year deal to be the hype man for Team USA Women's Water Polo. So I guess, fuck the men. Amen. His role as hype man
13:13will include making appearances at events, social media collaboration, and bringing his signature energy and enthusiasm poolside as
13:21they hope his influential presence will help amplify the sport and engage new audience. Yeah, what are we talking about here? Water Polo
13:28and Flavor Flav. And you will talk about this topic. Influential Flavor Flav. Which was my question, which was my question. Okay, so 20
13:35years ago, he did his show Flavor Flav. This was because he was famous in the 80s and 90s on public enemy, right? Yep. So he had a
13:45renaissance as an influencer in 2004 2005, somewhere there. Why is he having a second renaissance? I don't know. He's not what's he
13:54has got more out of a clock than that, dude. What's the influence? Well, yeah, except for Big Ben. He has well, he got a lot out of
14:03an American and appropriate. American what? He's like a guy here that we really occasionally enjoy. It is about once every 20 years,
14:14but you just got to see him. You don't want to hear him. He's like an American. I convince you to watch women's water polo. Yes. And the buzz
14:22that women's water polo wasn't a dot on the map wasn't a speck in the pool and Adam in the pool and H2O droplet in the pool. Until he was
14:31like, I love that. And people were like, this is so random. That's so weird. Let me check it out. blog it all the time. If you're
14:36interested in it now, become the official Flavor Flav water polo. Put your money where your mouth is the official blogger, the
14:43official tiktok. I will. My question about water polo. How do they keep the horses from drowning? That's a great question. I wanted to say
14:49it before you could say it. I was thinking about it. I know polo horses. I didn't. I knew a guy in college who had the polo horse tattooed on
14:57his chest. My uncle Doug has the eyes odd alligator tattooed on his chest. They need to get together because they're very similar in a lot of
15:05ways. Really? Yeah. Is it eyes odd or Lacoste? It might be Lacoste. Lacoste. Oh, yeah. I right. Yeah. Yeah. Remember the alligator
15:14shirts? Yeah. He just tattooed that on his chest. If you had those early mid 2000s, you were rich. Oh, yeah. Like that was Oh, you
15:24either look really close to an outlet mall. Yeah. Or you were rich. You were swimming in. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I got you pussy.
15:33Well, I didn't get pussy. Okay, you didn't have eyes on. No, that's the reason. Or Lacoste. That's the reason. And then you're doing
15:43great. I would disagree. An anonymous person bid $500,000 to play video games with the streamer Pokimane. So Pokimane is apparently a Twitch
15:59streamer YouTube. He's hosting an annual charity auction. All right, hold on. $500,000. Yeah. So you can play video games with the popular
16:08streamer Pokimane, the most followed woman on Twitch. Yesterday, an anonymous donor bid $500,000. You're going to Google her to see if
16:15she's hot, aren't you? Yes. Thank God you're doing it. And we don't have to. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I get it. Yeah. All right. Yeah. So the
16:24live auction will end July 19. So the auction is not even over yet. Somebody might outbid this person, right? So $500,000. Who on this
16:32earth in history or now would you bid five? I give you $2 million but say you have to bid $500,000 to hang out with a person for an hour. Who do
16:42you choose? Can it be for a weekend and we get riproaring drunk and do all kinds of drugs and just prance around New York City? Yes. Joan
16:50Rivers. Did I take your answers? No, you did not. You did not take mine. Okay. But when you said a weekend get drunk New York City, I had
17:01bigger hopes than Joan Rivers. Oh, is she dead? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I said through history. Oh, who's yours? Through history is tough.
17:13Maybe Kim Jong Un.
17:18See, I was gonna say Martin Luther King Jr. And we could keep doing the work that he was doing previously. Oh, well, that was my second
17:23answer. Because think about if I had an exclusive interview with him. That's a lot of clicks. That's true. Don't you think they might kill
17:30you afterwards? What that would be? That'd be fine. Yeah, that's even better. No, that's Kate would be swimming. Yeah. Um, a new dating
17:39app. Size him requires people to submit pictures of their hands. Founder of size him trip. This is not trend rent rendu. That's a Star
17:50Wars character. Yeah, says by measuring two people's hands, she can tell how compatible they will be in the bedroom. Specifically, she
17:56says her app can determine man's penis size and type by measuring his hands in 20 different ways. She says there are seven types of
18:04penises. See if Kate can guess. Oh, would you like to guess the seven types of penises? Obtuse? No. Showed? Nope. Any? No. Worm? Zero.
18:15Dangler. Worm is close. Spangler. Close. So what's a spangler? Spangler it actually if you like the end of it.
18:23It's like a it's like one of those fireworks. Yeah. Fireworks. Snake. Here's the seven types of penises. Oh, banana. What's that? You're
18:33just telling if I like them or not. Okay. There's something a little bit of a banana. Yeah. Now I got to ask you a question. The
18:39difference on these first two banana and bender. So what's the difference in a banana and a bender? Benders? We're I think we're
18:46hooking. We're hooking. We're hooking out bananas going straight up. Yeah, I think bananas go. All right. It's green. You're not ready.
18:54Cucumber. That's pretty. Yeah. Yeah. Just long and flat. Big share. Hello on the bottom when it's done. Banana bender, cucumber, big
19:03shaft. Big head. Big shaft. Is that a chip? What are we? Is that long? Is that a lot of shaft? Or is that a lot of shaft? I think it's
19:12I think it's girth. Like girth. Have you guys seen girth master? I have. It's just it's it's depressing. Ungodly. Yeah, really? I don't know what
19:20you would do with that thing. Nothing. Yeah. Can of paint. Banana bender, cucumber, big shaft, big head, mushroom and pencil. Pencil is the
19:29worst one. That's gotta be the worst. Especially if it's golf cart pencil. Yep.
19:34Mm hmm.
19:36That one doesn't even have an eraser.
19:39So this app will match partners based on compatibility levels determined by their measurements. The app will give suggestions for sex
19:46positions that they would be a good fit for. All right, that's a little
19:50if you have a pencil. Yeah. Or if you even have a big head, you need to know what position that you're going in. So mushroom has its own
19:57certain positions that it's going to do the best. I hate to do this because this is gonna be awkward.
20:04So what does that mean? Pencil? Oh, man. Oh, what do you
20:12pencil pencils? Oh my god. What are the odds? How do we have the same? Oh, it's a big hands. Yeah. Big lead. Cucumber.
20:23That's tough. Um, vinegar.
20:27I gotta be honest. I don't think my penis fell into any of those categories. No. What do you have to send in a scan of your hand? Like how does it was I
20:33think I was person. Um, I was half pencil half mushroom. Um, Costco is now selling. That's just a great dick.
20:45That's the best day. Uh huh. Uh huh. There goes a banana. Probably. Probably in that a pencil dick. Yeah.
20:54He heard me keep walking froze. Uh, what were you saying? I think that's the best. Cucumber. Big head. Probably best combo. That seems like a lot
21:05for boy, like boyfriend.
21:10Right? Isn't there different standards? Like a hookup? You can have your banana. Yeah. Yeah. What do you who's the best foot stuff with the pencil first foot stuff?
21:21Costco is now selling emergency food kits. It will keep you fed for 11 years. Uh, Costco's just introduced ready wise food supply buckets, which are emergency food and drink survival kits with the shelf life of 25 years aimed at doomsday preppers. And those were worried about world war three. Uh, are we, are we still doomsday prepping and worrying about war? I think it's getting crazier. That's fine. But I feel like, I feel like my respect for war is more than everybody else's. Cause I'm not even bothering doomsday prepping. I'm just worried about war.
21:51I feel like when it really breaks out, I'm just dying immediately. I have heard that you're a big war respecter. I'm a huge tour. I see war coming. Oh yeah. I just lay down and die right there. Oh, same. Yeah. Uh, what do you know about war? I I'll tell you on the, on the same vein, they taught us like karate and the Marine Corps. And I always, that just made me so sad that she said it's karate. I always asked it. Cause I was like, if I need to karate somebody, I'm just going to, it's just over. Yeah. Oh, choke out. Brandon don't choke.
22:21Show them. Do you know how to choke somebody out? She can do it. You know how to choke somebody out? Yeah. Long time ago. She could do it. Have you ever choked somebody out? In battle? I'd be dead my friend. No, but you trained to do it. Yeah. But it's like, uh, it seems like you're, remember when I gave you that flag as a gift? Yes. I was the only reason you got the expensive ones. Cause I couldn't find anything else for you. So I had to buy that. I figured you'd probably held onto it too long with the person in the store.
22:49Yeah. I didn't like it at all. I understand. Uh, last night we did Jerry after dark 763 home runs. How's everybody? Oh, got a couple blisties. Got some blisties. Got some blisties. Uh, it's bad. Um, everything's tight. Uh, I was, I thought you guys were going to be in honestly worse shape today. I was kind of stunned to see you guys all moving your arms over by the food bar. I was, I was the worst hitter, but we got lucky. We didn't have any bad hitters. Yeah. I, if I was the worst, I was still hitting.
23:19And a pretty good clip was hitting bombs, right? Max and Ibo, Max and Ibo and White Sox day. Max Ibo and White Sox day. Max hit a car. Yeah. Ibo was hitting the longest, fastest home runs. He had one that was 106 miles an hour off the bat, which is incredible. He had won 411 feet, uh, max 411 feet. And this is off a pitching machine thrown 30 miles an hour. So it wasn't generating much speed. Uh, Max just hit bombs all night. It was a great, great, great night. We ended in six hours. You know, I was dead by the time it was over.
23:50Um, but it was, it was fun. We got to work on Ibo's golf swing. He should be able to hit the ball way further. He really should. He's not, he can't hit the golf ball as far as I can, but he can hit a baseball way further than I can hit a baseball. So we got to work on his, maybe it's hips. Is it hip mobility? Motility? What's motility? That's sperm? Sperm is motility? What are hips? That's mobility. I don't have any motility in my sperm. I don't have mobility or motility. Yeah. Cause I got a vasectomy. I didn't get, I just naturally got fat and ugly. I got, I got fat and old.
24:18So she doesn't want to fuck me. Do you still come? Huh? Do you still come? Probably. I almost, I'd have no way of knowing. Yeah. Hour five ish. I almost brought you guys orange slices and Capri suns. So that would be a nice, like halftime mom kind of thing. And then I said, fuck this guys. We were a long way out in my pajamas eating ice cream. We were in Romeoville. I was going to, and then I Googled it and I said, Oh, that's not close. It was nice out there though. It looked like a great facility. Beautiful area. Yeah. And the guy who, when Max hit the car, he was like a good sport about it. Yeah. Good hit.
24:48He's a good hit. And he kept on driving.
24:51Max almost killed a dog. All right.
24:54Oh, that was an Eddie thing.
24:55No, I want to throw this idea at you. Okay. This will be the last thing we talk about. Cause we got to do. Yeah. Okay. But, um, we're playing home run derby. Max is up. You know what Max looks like?
25:04Yeah.
25:05Hypothetically Max hits a home run 350 feet, a car coming down the road with a dog hanging out. Max hits the dog, kills the dog instantly. Funny or no.
25:15What kind of dog?
25:16It was, it was like a Yorkshire Terrier. It was a small dog.
25:22What does the owner look like?
25:24Didn't see the owner.
25:25I'm going to say it is funny. Yeah.
25:27I think it's very funny. I'm not anti-dog.
25:30We would have to make a large donation somewhere and we would be sad, but yes, you'd be lying if it wasn't a little.
25:37Simon Burke.
25:37PMT would live off that for.
25:39I think it's funny from a distance. It's not funny if the camera goes in for the zoom.
25:44Like if you have it and you hear the funny, but then if you go in for the close in shot, I know birds aren't dogs.
25:55Good point.
25:55I know birds are dogs, but Randy Johnson killed a bird with a pitch 25 years ago.
25:59And we still look and laugh now.
26:01Yeah.
26:01Now, if Max had killed that dog, I think in 20 years, we'd be laughing about Max killing that.
26:06I don't think it'd be 20 years.
26:07I think it'd be like hilarious.
26:08If you kill the dog, it was pretty close to the dog.
26:12Sounds like somebody was close.
26:13And I'm just saying, I know you didn't kill the dog.
26:15If you had killed the dog, it would have been funny.
26:17You got to be a little more careful.
26:18It would have been funny. I love dogs.
26:20Everybody loves dogs.
26:21Why is Hank in an arm sling?
26:24What?
26:27That makes sense.
26:28Yeah, that makes sense.
26:28I couldn't believe you guys were in there.
26:30Yeah, he did hit a lot of home runs last night.
26:32Yeah, I hope he gets better soon.
26:34All right, we're going to shut him down now.
26:38That's where I'm down.
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26:53All right, we're going to shut him down now.
26:54All right, we're going to shut him down now.
26:55All right, we're going to shut him down now.
26:56All right, we're going to shut him down now.