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00:00All right. It's a rundown. Today is Thursday, July 11, 2024. I don't know why Nikki was
00:08so adamant about me hosting. I think it's because you know, I'm illiterate and I can't
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00:53and playing. I got it. I got it. You got the app already? Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. Can
00:59you play golf? I don't care. I'm getting in that cottage and I'm going, I'm times and
01:03he's going to the cottage. I'm getting in the car. I don't think that's a bad idea.
01:06Like if you suck at golf, I would just book a hundred tee times. Get seven of your boys
01:10book 700 tee times and just stay in his crib for a week. Yeah. I'm panty raid. What do
01:14they call it? When you take a shit in someone's toilet up top? That's an upper decker, but
01:17I would never do that. Yeah, you would. No, I would. Who does that? Who does that? Ed's
01:22done that. Med's done that. He's done that. Yes. He's not. Jones has done that. Eddie
01:26already has done that. Yeah. He goes by Jones. It's an inside joke. He takes upper deckies.
01:31He did it. He got suspended in high school for, Oh, no way. And he shit in a urinal.
01:35So what? He was a short of God. I swear to God. Pranksters are the worst. He shit. He
01:39shit in the urinal. I think I, I can't, I love Ed and I think he's changed his ways,
01:43but I don't, I don't fuck with a shit. I don't think, I think if you shit upper deckies or
01:47in a urinal, it's kind of like cheating. Like once a cheater, always a cheater. If you're
01:50an upper Decker, you're an upper Decker for life. Yeah. It's tough to, it's a tough reputation
01:58to shred for sure. I agree. Well, Uruguay lost to Columbia last night. You're hyped
02:04up, but you don't need to yell. Yeah. You're like screaming. Uruguay lost the Columbia
02:08last night and there was a huge brawl afterwards. Uruguay fans, the players were fighting the
02:13Colombian fans. I mean, it makes sense. Columbia, they got good cocaine. The fans were probably
02:17all riled up, chirping them. So what'd you make of the game? If you watch them? And more
02:21importantly, what'd you make of the fight? I love the passion, man. Let them fight. Listen,
02:26if they're talking shit, if you're talking shit to a player and you think like, I mean,
02:30this person's more muscular than you, faster than you watch out, get Mike, get your ass
02:34beat. That's fair. Um, I've long said that mutual combat. Have you talked shit about
02:38players before? Yeah. Many times. Like in a punching distance. No, no, no, no. I was
02:44never that guy. But if you were talking shit on like one of the white socks and he popped
02:47the fence and beat the fuck out of you, beat your face to it was a pulp, like fucking
02:51like a sin city. Like the yellow bastard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He turns you liquid. Would
02:57you blame him? No. Imagine losing a game and then hearing, Hey, fuck you. And they turn
03:01and see you barely over the fucking wall with the side. Yeah. Hey, fuck you. You would have
03:07to get your ass beat and it would be justified and it would be, I think it should be legal.
03:11Do we know what the guy said? Was he mad about losing the game and people were so here I'm
03:14looking at it now. There is a, there's a, what's it called? When the readers add context
03:20on Twitter, it's a community note. It said that context is needed. The players did not
03:24randomly just start throwing punches at, at the other team supporters. Several year ago,
03:29why players came to the stands to defend their loved ones as Colombian fans started to attack
03:32their families. Your wife fans or players feared their safety. That's also just that's
03:37fair. Um, yeah. Antonio Davis was a player in the bulls a few years ago. So it was like
03:42two years after the malice at the palace in Denver or in Denver in Detroit. And, um,
03:48like two years after that, um, Antonio Davis, his wife was getting chirped at in the stands
03:52and he flew up in the middle of the bulls game, flew up on stands. It's fine. I think
03:56that's fine. If, I mean, if you're defending, that's like, but I might get in trouble, but
04:02there's no matter how, how flat you make a pancake, right? Two sides. So, I mean, maybe
04:10you shouldn't do it, but it depends on if I, if I say my wife or girlfriend or kid and
04:16someone's like, and their safety's I'm flying into that sands. But what if your kids started
04:20it? And I got my ass kicked on behalf of my son. Then I would have to get their ass beat
04:25though. Absolutely. Absolutely. Like that's why this whole generation's fucked up. Like
04:29we didn't get your part of this generation. Look at me. Did you get spanked? I got spanked
04:34once really bad. Yeah. I got the wooden spoon. Yeah. It wouldn't spoil. I got the wooden
04:38ass all the time. Like when, if you're Italian pause, if you're a talent, like that's just
04:42like normal. Like that's just how you get spanked. Yeah. I got the wooden spoon. I was
04:46a really good boy. Always. I'm sure. I was a little shit head here and there. No kidding.
04:51Yeah. Well, it was the most trouble you've ever gotten into ever gotten to police trouble.
04:55Yeah. I've been arrested twice as a, as a juvenile or as an adult adult, but not acting
05:02underage drinking. Yeah. It was, it was a fake ID and oh, that's common. Yeah. Yeah.
05:07What happens? They take it and then you, your dad has to come pick you up. So my thing was
05:12it was, it was a real person's ID. They thought it was me and that I got it made.
05:16So they're like, can I scan it? I'm like, absolutely go scan it. It was a real
05:19Illinois ID. And you got a fake ID not to be 21, just to be like five, seven,
05:25the guy, the guy was five, seven. He was five, seven asshole. Okay. Yeah.
05:29Why? What do you think? What'd they say? Like on the height thing, when you stood up and took your
05:33mugshot five, seven, do you have a mugshot out there? Yeah, I'm sure I do. Yeah. You could
05:38probably put that. That'd be awesome to dig up. Probably. How long do you think you'd last in
05:42prison? You'd be good. I would, I would walk into the, like the mess hall or the food hall or
05:48whatever they call it and just start beating someone's ass. What do you see when you look in
05:54the mirror? Uh, like six, four and two 25 of like chiseled athleticism. I think you do fine in
06:01prison. I think you have a good prison personality, but I don't think you beat anybody up.
06:05Yeah. You'd be good. So I, I, I, I would not be a good, you'd be a good Sally. I just watched,
06:10I would be a good Sally. I just watched a show. It was called a, it was, it was so that it was
06:16on Netflix. You, it was solitary confinement prison, like murderers, rapists, blah, blah,
06:20blah, blah. They were, they were in a solitary for 23 hours a day and they got one off one hour,
06:26like where they're allowed to be free or whatever in the prison. But the prison was so short on
06:31guards that they, they're like, all right, we're just going to open it up. All these guys are
06:34scrawny little bitches. They're all like spiders with all due respect to spider. I think I could
06:39hold my own. Yeah. They're all like weird solitary confinement. And then the, the junkyard prison,
06:46like you're not going to know, but all the, all these guys in this prison were like better in
06:51solitary than you would in general. No fucking shoot me in the face if I ever get to that point.
06:56Yeah. I think that's usually what they do. I don't think you'll ever get to that point unless
06:59you're planning on doing something heinous. I don't think I am. I could see you being a crime,
07:03a passion guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't, I'm not very passionate about
07:08a lot of things though. I'm kind of a snap guy, which is not a good thing to be. My,
07:14my father calls it the Williams loose cannon gene. Okay. Yeah. But are there any Williams
07:19that have like infamous Williams? Yeah. Yeah. Prince Williams. I'm sure there's a Prince
07:26Williams. I don't know if that's a real, are there any infamous Williams? Yeah. Oh yeah. Big
07:29time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He was, he's famous, not infamous. Yeah. Well he's good. You know,
07:35else is good. The USA basketball team, they beat Canada last night. Anthony Edwards led both teams
07:40with 13 points. Um, I feel like this is going to be a breeze for the States. What do you think?
07:46I don't want to say that. Um, I think there's, this is the, probably the best
07:50like international basketball is there's probably the most competition this year
07:54out of any year. Yeah. I will say I I'm perusing at the Canadian roster right now. I just assume
08:02that it was a bunch of like me's or Nikki smokes or Nikki training. Don't put me in the same
08:07category as you, bro. I'm a certified Hooper. I think I don't think Canadian national. I think
08:11I would. But RJ Barrett, Dylan Brooks, Dwight Powell, shy, Jilgius, Jamal Murray, SGA. That's
08:18a good fucking squad. That's a good fucking team. Probably they got you. Right. And I don't know
08:22anyone. I was just starting. They're always good at fucking the rules. The rules are always a little
08:28bit different. It takes the U S team a little bit to adjust. I think they started slow yesterday.
08:33Uh, is Ant going to be the best on the team? I know there was that quote. He said that he was
08:36the number one on the team. Everybody kind of shrugged it off and laughed. They're like,
08:40cause he is funny. He talks. I love him. I do too. I, he might be. I mean, one, look,
08:46if you look at this team, the starting five was Steph, Devin drew holiday, LeBron, James, Joel,
08:51and bead. I think you can make the argument that right now, Anthony Edwards might be the most
08:56dominant offensive player in like his current form. Obviously Steph Curry is the best three
09:00point shooter of all time. LeBron James is one of the best of all time. Joel Joel and beads great
09:04when he's on the court. But when you watch Anthony Edwards play, I mean, he could get you anywhere.
09:08He gets you at the rack. He gets you behind the three point line. He's got a great mid range. I
09:10think he's the best. Is he the youngest on the team? He has to be. He's excited. He has energy.
09:15Everybody else. I mean, the season, you're still playing more basketball. This is your off time.
09:20And I just love a good shit talk. A guy that's just like drawing the whole game. I fuck with
09:24that. Yeah. I like Anthony Edwards. What's your take on him? You like, yeah, he's a stud. He's a
09:30freak. I think to casuals, he's not maybe because he plays in Minnesota. I don't think he's a
09:36household name yet. I think he's seeing this as his opportunity to become the household name,
09:42right? The Steph Curry, the LeBron level, the Durant level. I feel like the Western
09:46conference finals could have helped them do that too. Yeah. Yeah. I could have, but I still,
09:50like, I don't think casual fans like myself, I'm never going to pay attention to the Timberwolves.
09:55Really? No, I'm going to catch flack. I just realistically, do you think you're going to
09:58watch team USA play basketball if it's the gold medal round or if like he goes off for 50 to run
10:04it all? Like that's, he's seeing this as maybe a marketing opportunity, branding opportunity,
10:08captain America. Yeah. He, he, I mean, LeBron's already got the entire, like he has the entire
10:13world on his palm right now. Like this is Anthony Edwards time to shine, right? You know, on the
10:17international stage show. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think that's crazy. What you said either that
10:22cause you were saying that people were like shrugging off, like he's the number one on the
10:25team. I don't think that's crazy. I don't think it's crazy right now. Not right now. It's not,
10:28he's a dog. He definitely, I mean, everybody has a lot to play for, you know, for the country,
10:32but he might have the most to play for. Yeah. No, right. He might. We got robots serving beers at
10:38Texas Ranger baseball games. Who are you? Who the fuck are you going to, are you going to assault
10:42them? Are you going to, are you going to, who are you flirting with? I, that's, that's what I'm
10:46getting at. The robot's name is Adam. At least make it a girl. Like, give me like, um, like an
10:51action to have like a dump truck. Like these sex dolls they got in China. They don't, they look
10:58like real people. They're one of them back there. They have like bars where you can pay and just
11:02get like, well, it's not even, yeah, it's a robot technically, but they look and I'd imagine feel
11:08quite real. Would you ever do a robot? Nah, probably not. No. No. What if it's like stupid
11:14thick, like super fine? It doesn't matter. Cause like, you know me, I fall hard and I, I imagine
11:20falling in love with something that can't love you back. Right. I mean, we're probably getting
11:23to the point where, what if, what if, what if the robot develops a consciousness and then that's
11:28where it gets scary. That's where it gets scared. What about if you could program it to do exactly
11:34what you want? I don't care. Like she can make you a sandwich. I don't care about your top. I
11:38want her to love me even through the hard times. Love my flaws, support me through my insecurities.
11:44A robot's not doing that. You don't think not? I'm not, I'm not buying it. Okay. I don't want
11:51code to, I don't want code to, is a robot going to hold me. And when I'm crying, when I bust,
11:56no, that's true. I like back tickles after I bust too. Yeah, that's my thing. What's your
12:03post-bust thing? You just lay there like a dead pig. Yeah. Kind of. Yeah. Here you go.
12:10Yeah. Well like, what do you think of the actual robot being a bartender? Do you fuck with that
12:15or no? No, I don't fuck with that. I do fuck with that because how many times have you guys
12:19been at a bar with a 20 in your hand? Ignored, ignored. I'm talking specifically at a baseball
12:24game at a baseball game. Like I've, this is the first year I haven't been a season ticket holder
12:28in a while, but at like over the last five, seven years, I'm a season ticket holder. I've
12:33gotten to know my section bartenders and shit. It's like a camaraderie thing. And I don't like
12:39robots putting people out of work. I'm sorry. I know that's old school of me, but I do actually
12:43like self checkout aisle. I won't use them at, at like Mariano's and shit. Really? Yeah. Unless
12:48it's like one item, one item. And yeah, but you're the same kind of guy to bitch about prices
12:53and want that, that, that you can't have it both ways. I can't have it. You can't. Yes, I can. Oh
12:58my God. I can't have it both ways. You either pay the people. I understand how, how it works because
13:04they have to pay more employees. It's not their fault. It's not the people that are right. I get
13:11ringing you up and, and, and bagging your groceries fault that the economy has kind of phased them
13:16out. What I just discovered, and I don't know if this is grocery stores everywhere, but back home
13:20in Florida we have Publix and I always thought the grocery store buys the groceries off whoever
13:25produces it, but they just sell their shelf space. So like, they're not really liable for the markup
13:32prices on the fucking food. So Dave might be right. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Well,
13:36I mean, self checkout is kind of elite. Sometimes if you have a short amount of stuff, sure. Um,
13:41in a pinch, it's fine. But like, I would like to limit this for the sake of argument. I know I'm
13:46awful at self checkout. I slower. It tells you to put the fucking like milk in the, like, put it in
13:51the bagging area. It's like, no, it's in the cart. It's fine in the cart. It doesn't need to go to
13:54the bagging area. I don't think it's hit grocery stores yet, but like if you shop at like Uniqlo
13:59or something, you just put what you have in a bucket and it just knows what's in there. And
14:02then you pay that's, that's kind of now, now we're, we're talking. That is nice. That's 10 seconds.
14:08That's actually kind of sweet. Yeah. That's kind of sweet. I've never seen, but back to the
14:11bartenders. Um, I mean, you don't have to tip robots, right? Are people inclined to tip these
14:17fucking things? That's what I'm saying. You don't feel guilty. You have the option, but where's that
14:21going? No, I know. I'm sure it's still that still there though. It's probably just going to, I feel
14:25like I'm tipping the iPad anyway, when they flip it around and hit 20%. Like, I feel like the tip,
14:29you should know it's going to the server. Like when they flip it around, it just doesn't feel
14:33like you're giving it. I would rather give to a jar. Yeah, yeah, definitely. Yeah. I miss those.
14:37I don't even think those are, and they get taxed. I know that for service. Cause I,
14:41well, if it's, if it's the charge through a card that goes to their paycheck, it doesn't go straight
14:46to their wallet. You know, they can fuck around with cash. If it's a crazy busy bar and there's
14:50like a bar, there's a human and a robot. I'm fine. You know what? Fuck it. It's fine. Yeah. I've been
14:57waiting for drinks for 30 minutes. Your group of friends is laughing at you. Cause they all have,
15:01why don't you just send your girlfriend up there? She'll get the drink in fucking three seconds.
15:04That's what you got to do. You got to use the women to get your beer. That's the move. I'm
15:09too gentlemanly, man. All right. I respect that. Well, speaking of being a gentleman,
15:12man goes viral for dining and dashing on a hinge. Great transition. That was good. After
15:17she brought a friend, this pissed me off. How do you feel about that? Pissed me off in which way
15:22the dining, the guy, the guy, the guy got taken advantage of. I agree. Uh, you know, nerve
15:27wracking it is for, uh, for ask somebody on a first date and then he was probably so excited.
15:33Yeah. She shows up with a friend that's strange. Number one, but maybe, okay,
15:37maybe she was nervous about meeting a stranger in person. And then the friend ordered the surf
15:42and turf. Yes. Yeah. So they were just getting a free meal and they were, Oh, she requested
15:46Hibachi. And when he showed up at the restaurant, she had a friend with her. She didn't warm him,
15:51warn him of this. They put warm. I could read both girls ended up ordering surf and turf. Yeah.
15:56That is crazy. That's tough. So when the waiter asked, how are you guys splitting the bill?
16:00The woman said all on one. Did you guys watch the whole video? No. So while I'm in agreement with
16:07the male subject of this story, he explained it from start to finish. So she, he was like,
16:13yeah, I was thinking maybe first date, maybe Panera, maybe get a salad or a coffee or something
16:17small. That's kind of lame right off the bat. And then she's like, then she came back with
16:23Hibachi and he's like, Hmm, if a girl came back with me, it's like, let's go get Hibachi. I'm
16:27saying, yeah, fuck. Yeah. Let's do it. That's awesome. I think Hibachi was fun. First day.
16:30That's a fun. Cause like you don't have the awkward silence. Exactly. Someone directly across
16:34from you. There's thing going on. That's like a perfect first date. But he was like, Eh, that's
16:39like red flag. Number one, I'm like red flag. But what is this? And then it may be cheap, but that
16:45was it. Correct. He should have gone into it knowing that maybe she gets like, if, if I'm going
16:51on a first date, I I'm expecting to expend, spend way more money than I should be like way going way
16:57above my means. And, and he was going into it. Like maybe she'll probably split the check. So
17:02I think there's some gray area. It's definitely gray. I think splitting the check on the first
17:06date is discussed. It's the lamest. That's what you're thinking going into it. I have a feeling
17:11he was, I have a feeling he was, I have a feeling he was, but even still to bring your friends,
17:17not tell him and then order surf and turf and then say, put it on one bill.
17:22Just one-on-one like, sure. No problem. But now I'm paying for three. No, you guys split the
17:26fucking bill. I'm torn what I would do in this situation because I wouldn't dine and dash.
17:30Cause that fucks over the workers. But like, I feel like if he paid, first of all, I doubt he's
17:36getting a second date. They're using him for a meal and then they're going to be laughing at you.
17:39So I don't know what the fuck you do in this situation. I think I would have paid and then
17:43made the video. Yeah. I mean, that would have been like the high road to take. But in that moment,
17:47like Dave said, if he wanted to go to Panera bread for a first date and now they're like,
17:51Oh, we got two surfing turfs and who knows what he got. That's probably like, no, he said,
17:55he got rice and chicken. Yeah. And those girls probably ran them up for 35. He probably bought
18:02them drinks. So look, I think we've all been there once you dine and dash as a kid thinking
18:07you're like a little fuck. Okay. I just told on myself. Um, it's not cool. No. In his case,
18:14like, does he have no, he's just leaving it on them. And I think, even though I think this guy
18:20is lame and he stinks, I think that he was justified cause he brought the girls lame too.
18:25I think everybody in this situation has a little bit of lame in them. And I also think first date
18:29dinners are lame. They're just so awkward. I'd rather go to the bar, have a couple of drinks,
18:35play some ski ball. I feel like it's dinner's just awkward on the first thing. You don't know.
18:39It definitely is. But then that, like, I think that's how you get to know the person. Like you
18:42start off sober or maybe even have a drink before you go. And then you get like, I think, I think
18:47it's a botchy, especially fine. How about she's cool. Yeah. Cause it's like inclusive, right?
18:51Exactly. I just hate like one-on-one dinner at a restaurant. And then you're sitting like right
18:55next to another couple and you just don't want to sound like you're on your first date, but you're
18:58on your first hour. And then they're listening in and then it becomes a competition. They seem to
19:02be more in love than, than us. Yeah. Yeah. I don't like first date dinner. Um, I've never caught the
19:08shrimp at Hibachi. What? I can't, I'm not, I'm not a mouth catch guy. Let me see. Let me see what
19:13you're working with. You can finish tripping that. But I, my, I don't know where my mouth is. Like
19:17I, you know, like I know where my hands are. I can, you have no coordination. I know I have
19:21coordination with her athleticism. I'm out. Don't do nothing. I'm just saying, if I'm tossing shrimp
19:26to you, how many you catch it out of 10 and be realistic, Dave. Cause you always do this. He's
19:30going to say 11, like, no, I lock up anyone at the company. And then it's going to be a week long
19:35catch five out of 10. I'd bet you that's below average. No, I haven't done Hibachi in a long,
19:41long time. So I don't know what average would be. Yeah. I've only done Hibachi four or five times.
19:45Yeah. Speaking of catching things in your mouth, have you ever seen those tick tocks where these
19:49girls go to these? Um, it's like a slutty chocolate fondue place. And they're like
19:54dipping the banana in and they're like, what's the, uh, what's that place called? No, I haven't,
19:58I haven't seen those. Would you ever let your girlfriend go to that place? And if she did,
20:03would you feel like she's kind of cheating on you with a banana? No, I'll paint the picture.
20:07So there's a server. He's got a banana. He dumps it in the fondue and he's feeding it to her like
20:11this. I don't think she would do that. Um, would you consider that cheating? No, it's not. Um,
20:20imagine a guy just ramming a banana down a bachelorette party. And I wouldn't give a
20:24shit whatsoever. What if it's just a regular, if she went on like a work lunch, what's going on?
20:31Honestly, I don't think I'd care that much. All right. Well, I don't, I don't know, man.
20:36I mean, I guess I'd have to be in a situation, but I don't think,
20:39I don't think I'd care that much. I don't know. Um, we did skip one topic. I want to say, uh,
20:46I don't know fucking anything about soccer. No, you skipped. Uh, we USA fired their head coach.
20:51I just want one thing. So I know the old guy was German and they're about to hire another
20:56German guy is a legend. He's one of the best, man. I don't care if he's the greatest manager
21:00in the history of fucking sports. He's German. It's an American team getting America. That is
21:07no, but in soccer, that's, and I had the same take all these other countries use coaches from
21:12other countries. It's like, that's how they do it. And I agree with you. They shouldn't be allowed
21:17to do that. I'm talking about for like the world cup. I don't, I don't know what, how the euros
21:20really work and world cup in like the only, I don't, is there Olympic soccer? I don't even know.
21:25It's the world. It's the world. So would there be a conflict of interest if we ever face off
21:29against Germany? Well, that's what I'm saying. Right. That's what I'm saying. That's what me,
21:33I and Rudy, we were all talking. I'm like, what do you do if you're a German coaching
21:36the USA team and you're playing Germany in the finals? Like, do you self-sabotage or no chance?
21:42Yeah. Because like he, then he German, like you can't go home, but if we beat Germany,
21:47hype, big hypothetical hypothetical, he can't, can he go home? They'll hate him.
21:52Yeah. But guess what? On 4th of July clock made a post talking about how much he loves being in
21:58America. He had pictures of him in America and he said, happy 4th of July. I was just in Germany
22:03a month ago. It was fantastic. I love the country. Incredible place. I was in Munich,
22:08Frankfurt, other places. Amazing country. I love it. Would go there yearly. If I could,
22:13what if they asked you to be a third base coach for their Olympic team?
22:16I would do it in fucking two fucking seconds. That's me. Not some legends.
22:23And, and if I were playing the Americans, I'd be like, fucking let's go Germany. Like right
22:28in their fucking face. But I like doing it as an internet girl, like Don Shula,
22:32like coming out of the dead and coaching the USA soccer team and the world cups in the States in
22:362026. I want the best manager possible. I don't want to host and get knocked out in the fire.
22:41I think that it's just, it's just weird to me. I think, I think when it comes to sports,
22:47your allegiances go away. If you're a part of that team, that is your, all other allegiances
22:51go away. Sure. Because like, it's the same thing as like pro basketball players get drafted and
22:56have to play against their favorite team. They don't play worse against their favorite team.
22:59I always thought about that. Like growing up, if hypothetically are drafted out of high school by
23:05like the Cubs drafted me. I don't, I don't think I'd sign. I don't think I really don't think I,
23:11I will say this now maybe perhaps only based on the money and I know how money works back in like
23:17high school. I was so fucking anti Cubs that I didn't care about the money. I would have said
23:21no fuck. I'm not believing that. I, I, I, no other team was going to sign you. Your only way
23:26to the bigs was through the Cubs organization. That's not how it goes though. Okay. And like,
23:32well, and if you get drafted out of high school, you don't have to sign. You can go play college
23:35if you want. Okay. But what if they drafted you out of college? If it was like, it would have
23:39been, I would have been half, I would have had to have been a senior sign, like drafted with,
23:44I would have had to have chosen to go into logistics over playing for the Cubs. Yeah.
23:49You're an idiot liar. You're the biggest 40 grand base salary. You're an idiot. All right. Well,
23:53a bunch of Amish showed up to an inner city basketball court and apparently gave them work.
23:58It was in Fort Wayne, Indiana. I don't know where the fuck that is or who even lives there,
24:02but I know Indiana, whatever. I know white boy, Rick was bawling his eyes out,
24:07seeing the Amish playing in the inner city and they gave him work.
24:11I think this was wholesome and beautiful, uh, two very different backgrounds and just on there.
24:16Everybody. It was, it was, uh, that was the beauty of sports right there. Was there a video
24:20of this? Cause I only saw pictures. I'm not buying that. That's that's my, but I feel like Amish,
24:26like that's all they have to do. I wouldn't pass them. They don't have cell phones. They don't
24:31have internet. Do they have AC? No, it's, it's a little different now. There's some strange rules
24:35that they can use. All they do is drink milk and probably hoop in their spare time. They don't
24:39fuck right until marriage. Yeah. But they got married young. Yeah. Like 15. Yeah. Yeah. Um,
24:45but like, that's rough. I think how do they learn basketball? Yeah. It's passed down from
24:50generation to generation. It's Indiana. Like there'll be the little bad boy in the Amish
24:55group and he'll take them bowling. Yeah. It's there. It's the grandpa and, and not, uh,
25:01earned me cracking. What's a Jebediah. What's his name? Kingpin. I don't even,
25:04I don't remember. I've seen it once. Oh, it's my, it's one of my all time favorite comedies, but,
25:08um, but he's, he, they snuck out and they went bowling, which is against the rules
25:13because there's electricity and all that. And, and he was a scratch bowl or like a 300 bowler.
25:18Do you think there's an Amish guy out there that could play in the NBA? Probably, probably not.
25:22That's such a small, small, small percentage of people say it's impossible. I bet you there's
25:29some D one Amish. Okay. Low, low D one. No, no Amish are probably going to Yukon now. That'd be,
25:36that'd be a fucking headline though. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Would you root for the Amish or
25:40root against them? Why wouldn't you root for them? It's a cool underdog story. Yeah. I like
25:44an underdog. Me too. I don't know enough about what the Amish do. It's always, it's very secretive.
25:49Was there not much Amish by you? I feel like there would be in Ohio and everything. Uh,
25:54Western Pennsylvania for sure. Yeah. And yeah, I was surrounded by it, but never like when you're
25:58stripped. That's how I was. You go an hour South, West or North there's Amish. I would go down and
26:03buy cheese and that's it. And they would, they would come and they would build you a deck in
26:07fucking six hours. So speaking of, Oh my God, they can work wood. This is, so this is how I
26:14don't know. I'm no, I'm being dead. Oh no, that's the thing. They, their furniture building is like
26:17unmatched. It's the greatest on earth. Um, they would come to Chicago once every six weeks or so.
26:23Um, the whole Amish community would come and they would sell their doughnuts. We call them
26:27crack doughnuts cause they're doughnuts. They know how to work slow churn butter. It was the
26:32best owners you'll ever have. And they would come to the city and sell them like on the sidewalk and
26:36shit. And we, when we heard the crack doughnuts, everybody would be in line for those doughnuts.
26:40But they would also take card and stuff and have their little like, I think there are some loopholes.
26:45Yeah. I don't think there's a reason you could use technology pretty much. I know a lot of Amish
26:50people I think go watch their sports at like bars, right? I know they don't drink, but they'll go or
26:54watch like if they pass a tree, I don't think. Um, so the Amish actually used, uh, I think that
27:00there's a, they've invented Jankum, which is they ferment their piss and shit in a jar. Jesus. And
27:05then they inhale it to get high. No, they don't. I think it's called Jankum. Google it. Why? What's
27:10the difference between just ingesting it through your mouth naturally? Well, you want the, I'm
27:14saying just ingesting alcohol. I think that was an inhaling. All right. One more note on the Amish.
27:19There's a show, I think it was on Cinemax. Uh, it was called Banshee. It was the Amish mafia.
27:24And I swear to God, the first season's most entertaining TV of all time. It's very bad,
27:28but it's, it's so bad. It's incredibly good. Have you ever seen the movie? Never back down? No. Oh
27:34God. Channing Tatum fighting movie. It's a, that was the second one. The first one was without
27:38them. What was the second one called? Never back down to or whatever it was, but, um, very bad
27:44movie, but it's like my all time favorite movie. Same, same that and Kingpin. Yeah. Well, Nate
27:49finished 700 and 17th. That doesn't sound, that's a, that's a very high number in if looking at it
27:56just there, but he got 27 grand. Yeah. 27, five, five. Nate. And if you're watching, I'm very proud
28:02of you. I'm proud of Nate too. Like you can't just look at it as seven 17th. How many people?
28:0625,000. A lot of people. No. And that's just cause I can't read. Like I didn't mean it,
28:11mean it to sound like no, no, no. Like it's very good to finish 700 and 17th place cash for 27.5,
28:1760% goes to big cat. That's like what? 12, 14, 16. I'm trying to do the make it's a little chunk.
28:21Yeah. I mean, yeah. He's got to feel really good about that. Yeah, definitely. I'd feel great
28:27cashing, going there, cashing. And then what's he have left? He wasn't even prepped. He just,
28:34he flew out there. He knew that 12 hours before that he was playing in it. Yeah. Right. Yeah.
28:38Kudos to Nate. A big win for Nate. What's the most you guys ever won in one sitting at a casino
28:44or poker? I've never played poker. I, every time I go to the, I hate casinos. I never go to them
28:49cause every time I play card game, I get fucked. But the biggest bet I ever won was 10,000 on
28:54when the bucks won the super bowl. My big, I'm 4,500 and one was around that. Well,
29:00Rams, I've won a few things for barstool that were like, but that wasn't like gambling.
29:05No. Oh yeah. Just prize. Yeah. That doesn't count. Um, the last two here are about me.
29:10Uh, Nikki smokes, t-shirt sales. I'm not going to talk about that. Very impressive as well.
29:14Also. Yeah. Super impressive. Yeah. You guys, how many, how many days? Three days. Yep. And then,
29:20uh, my dentist, I went to the dentist yesterday. I put up, well, chain learning numbers. Yeah.
29:25Nine cavities for wisdom teeth. Uh, I went for a basic cleaning. They couldn't give me the basic
29:30cleaning because they said the tar that's built up is so bad that the basic cleaning wouldn't do
29:35anything. So they have to like numb all my gums, shoot me up and then like do some insane fucking
29:40cleaning. So I'm just going to put it off until my teeth hurt. And then just hopefully have enough
29:45money to buy veneers. That's what you got. Let me see your teeth. They're not bad. You have great
29:48teeth. Yeah. You're good. Why don't you floss? I do now. Oh, you didn't. Okay, bro. When I floss,
29:54it looks like I got kicked in the mouth by John Jones. I was just bleeding. You gotta, you gotta
29:58toughen up the more you do it. You gotta do it. Okay. Also there's a little thing. It's like a
30:02little stick that you can get to make it easier where you tie the water pick thing. Yeah. Oh,
30:06not the water. The floss picks the floss pick. That's what I've been using. Um, also water pick
30:12is awesome, but if you don't have one or don't want to drop, I have a shower head and I put it
30:16on the like most highest pressure and just, does that work? Yeah, it probably gets it all out.
30:23And I have dental tools. You can go on Amazon and get all the little scrapers. I do that myself.
30:27Like, Oh, I love scraping my tongue. It's in the mirror and hacking all this shit. I think when
30:32I brush my tongue with my toothbrush, it makes me like motion sick. I always feel weird after I do.
30:37You would think considering the amount of nicotine I consume in my mouth, my teeth would be bad, but
30:41yeah, your teeth are good. Pretty good. Let me see yours. I got, but you still look good.
30:46You're handsome. Um, all right, that's the rundown. Thanks for watching.