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00:00:00And it was a hundred degree day and the oil-based paint was going in our eyes and it was like two

00:00:05hours in we're just like, we're calling this. One time we had to go to a children's park

00:00:10but baby talk to adults. And it's 20 minutes cops were there.

00:00:20Hey guys, Joey and I are going on tour and tickets are on sale

00:00:23right now. Make sure to go to nowshewilltour.com right now to get your tickets.

00:00:30All right, everyone. Welcome to Out and About. It is Friday.

00:00:34Welcome on into Out and About.

00:00:35Welcome on into Out and About. I think this is the first official weekend of summer. I know

00:00:38you're like anti Memorial Day starting summer, but I think this is it. Now we're in the swing

00:00:43of things. It's going to be hot. It's going to be beautiful. Ready to go.

00:00:45Summer is such a low tax bracket season. You know what I mean?

00:00:50Nope.

00:00:52What do you mean? Explain it to me, darling.

00:00:54It just seems like if there was a trashiest season, summer would be it.

00:00:59Spring is elite and Parisian and gorgeous gardens and florals. Fall is ski chalets,

00:01:08winter ski chalets and you know.

00:01:10Yeah, winter is comfy, cozy, like nice restaurant, warm fireplace, mahogany rooms.

00:01:16Fall is winter is ski chalets, mums and farms and apple picking and wagons.

00:01:26And the election.

00:01:27And summer is crotch rot.

00:01:31Feet.

00:01:32Crotch rot.

00:01:33Sweat.

00:01:34Say that again, I'll throw up.

00:01:36Sweat.

00:01:38Canned beers.

00:01:40You know why it's you are right. I'm coming around on this. It's because it requires the

00:01:44least amount of capital to have fun in the summer.

00:01:47Summer requires zero dollars to have fun. You go outside in a garden hose, a sprinkler,

00:01:51any piece of shit.

00:01:51Maybe that's why I don't like it because it's attainable for everyone.

00:01:54You like seasons where you can enjoy them only at a certain tier.

00:01:58Yes, at a high level.

00:02:00I didn't mean to misgender you there. I apologize. Point of privilege. That's a

00:02:04very good point. It is kind of a low brow, but I do feel like summer has the biggest swing.

00:02:09From low to high.

00:02:10Food on a stick.

00:02:12A kebab.

00:02:14We turn into a word association podcast.

00:02:17Kebab.

00:02:20I don't know. I think it's, there is a large swing.

00:02:23Bright colors. You like bright colors.

00:02:25No, I don't. As you're wearing all black.

00:02:29I'm wearing navy.

00:02:30Spring is my least favorite because the weather is so unpredictable.

00:02:32Spring is my favorite.

00:02:34Oh, a cold breeze. You fucking walk up Seventh Avenue, you get a cold breeze.

00:02:38It's rainy one day. It's nice the next. You never know what to wear.

00:02:40I hate the feeling of being wet in the emptiness of the air.

00:02:45The tulips on Park Avenue is the unofficial opening of spring, and it's my favorite time

00:02:49of year. After a long, cold winter.

00:02:51Now, you've been planting those for years.

00:02:52Nana's been down for a long winter's nap. Nana wakes up from a long winter's nap.

00:02:57So, when the tulips blossom, Nana will awake from her hibernation.

00:03:04Hyacinths of plenty.

00:03:06I don't know. I think flowers are overrated.

00:03:08I know. I love flowers. I want to go to floral school. There's a floral college I want to attend.

00:03:13It's a six-week course. It's $50,000, but I'll be, you know.

00:03:19We'll be teaching the course by the end.

00:03:20Yeah.

00:03:21You were the guy who corrected the teacher at nail school?

00:03:23Yeah.

00:03:24No, no, no. That's cuticle analysis is all.

00:03:27Let me see that hangnail. Oh, dear.

00:03:28Yeah, that's good. I don't know. What are you doing this weekend?

00:03:30I didn't. Oh, I know. I have to get my dog back this weekend.

00:03:34As you can see, Wiggles is still here with me. The owner reached out to me.

00:03:38Hold her up.

00:03:40No, she's sleeping.

00:03:40Oh, no, he's awake.

00:03:42Give him the old...

00:03:45He's got a long torso.

00:03:47Yeah, like the cat tic-tocs. Do a cat tic-toc. Do you mind?

00:03:50Do you mind if I take her for a spin?

00:03:51Don't hurt him.

00:03:52I will never hurt you.

00:03:54Bites my face. You're so sweet.

00:03:56So this is a mancoon.

00:03:58Oh, do it.

00:03:59Now, as you can see, I'm the rear.

00:04:02From the rear, we have a tail.

00:04:04Yonder.

00:04:04Flip tail.

00:04:05Flip tail. We have a long, long, lean body.

00:04:08Now, you see the ribs are present.

00:04:10The undercarriage, he's been chemically snipped.

00:04:14The face is round. The ears are perked.

00:04:18He's scared.

00:04:19Oh, my goodness. Go back to...

00:04:19Get over here.

00:04:20Go back to nanny.

00:04:22Go back to my sweet little nanny.

00:04:26Oh, my God.

00:04:29So the owner reached out to me.

00:04:31What is this again? Oh, the nail school?

00:04:33No, my dog.

00:04:34Oh.

00:04:34You're saying what I'm doing this weekend.

00:04:36Oh, yeah. Don't give it back.

00:04:37I have to.

00:04:38I don't have to.

00:04:40A lot of people don't know that Joey was the one who stole Lady Gaga's dogs.

00:04:43Yeah, with a gun.

00:04:44Yeah.

00:04:45And I shot that queen.

00:04:48No, so I have to go back.

00:04:49He's going back on Saturday.

00:04:50The thing is, his owner reached out to me and said,

00:04:53and got me in touch with the breeder who they got him from.

00:04:57So I don't know if the parents are still alive.

00:05:00His parents are still alive.

00:05:01He's got to be like, what, six or seven?

00:05:03He's eight.

00:05:04I doubt.

00:05:04Well, Chihuahua's a little long time, right?

00:05:07Who knows if he's still busting nuts?

00:05:09You think he'd be shooting blanks?

00:05:11His father.

00:05:12Shooting a bit of a vasectomy?

00:05:14Yeah, cover him up, please.

00:05:15I want to make sure that his parents are still alive and that they can still conceive.

00:05:18Well, you're going to have to suck off the dog.

00:05:20Yeah.

00:05:20So I can't get him.

00:05:22But the thing is, I can get the same, not even a lookalike,

00:05:25but I can get a same breed of long-haired Chihuahua,

00:05:27but they're never going to be as chill as him.

00:05:28If he was ugly, I wouldn't hang out with him.

00:05:31But if he was like, you know, it's not about his personality.

00:05:33He's so chill.

00:05:34If you get a puppy, you can, like, molt him to what I need?

00:05:38Yes.

00:05:39To what you see fit.

00:05:41Totally.

00:05:42If you get a dog, you can make them behave however they want.

00:05:44What if he's a barker?

00:05:44What if he's like a scaredy cat?

00:05:46He's not scared of shit.

00:05:47He doesn't-

00:05:47You go to Cesar Millan.

00:05:48He doesn't have to go to the bathroom in the house.

00:05:51And he only goes when I bring him out.

00:05:53He eats.

00:05:53He shits.

00:05:54He cuddles.

00:05:55He doesn't speak.

00:05:56He doesn't yell.

00:05:57He's good with kids.

00:05:58He's good with parents.

00:05:58Actually, he's not good with all people.

00:06:00He bit Nicole in the face twice yesterday.

00:06:02What was she doing?

00:06:03I'm not trying to kiss him.

00:06:04Victim shaming?

00:06:05I think you can get a dog.

00:06:07When we had Cesar Millan on, he's doing that show where he, like,

00:06:09matches the person with the dog.

00:06:11I want to do that.

00:06:12But that's nerve-wracking because he could have a fucking mastiff,

00:06:15a chihuahua, and, like, some sort of half-breed.

00:06:18Ugh.

00:06:18I don't want to be assigned a dog.

00:06:22But he knows better than you, Cesar.

00:06:24I know this dog likes me best.

00:06:26Anyway, so to bring him back, this weekend I'm going to a-

00:06:29Bridal shower.

00:06:30No.

00:06:30Is it a bridal shower?

00:06:31A baby-

00:06:32An engagement party.

00:06:33Conceivement.

00:06:34The wedding that I am unofficiating.

00:06:36My cousin Kristen and her fiancé Wenner.

00:06:38What is it, a wedding party?

00:06:40It's an engagement party.

00:06:42I don't think my sister had one of those.

00:06:45Honey.

00:06:47Not everyone is, you know, that kind of,

00:06:50look at me, kind of, make it all about me kind of person.

00:06:52No, but I think it's going to be, like, at a house, at an estate.

00:06:56It's actually up at Rikers Island.

00:06:58She's married a prisoner.

00:07:00It's at an estate in New Jersey.

00:07:01There's going to be a pool and stuff.

00:07:02Oh, beautiful.

00:07:02But I don't know that I'm going to go swimming.

00:07:04I don't want to expose my nipples in front of strangers.

00:07:05Can I come?

00:07:07If you want to.

00:07:07Bae's not coming.

00:07:08Why don't we ride the motorcycle down?

00:07:10Because I'm going to have Wiggles with me.

00:07:12You hop- I'll put Wiggles-

00:07:13You hop on the front, facing me.

00:07:14Do you have little goggles for him?

00:07:16I would.

00:07:16And a helmet.

00:07:17If I get a dog, the dog is on the motorcycle.

00:07:19That is a hundred percent.

00:07:20You could face me, like, bound too, like Kim K.

00:07:23We show up and ride on a wheelie.

00:07:26But I'm going to that, and I'm going to,

00:07:28and I'll probably just stay at Poppy's on Saturday night, and then-

00:07:32How fun.

00:07:33Sleepover, come home on Sunday.

00:07:37And that's it.

00:07:37Friday, I have to work.

00:07:38So that's, that's out.

00:07:40This is going to be like one of those stories where the adoptive,

00:07:42where, like, the biological parent comes back to, like, take the,

00:07:45take this child back.

00:07:46And he runs to me.

00:07:47And the adoptive parent doesn't let them go.

00:07:49Turns into something nasty.

00:07:50I'm going to have to give him up.

00:07:51It's like-

00:07:52You're going to be happy when he,

00:07:53you don't need to be locked down by a dog.

00:07:54I'm not going to be happy.

00:07:55I'm going to be distraught,

00:07:57thinking that he's going to be missing me every night.

00:07:58You should capitalize on your, on your raw emotions and purchase,

00:08:03make a big purchase, like a dog.

00:08:06I just, I had to make, I just made a big purchase for the gaugement gift.

00:08:09What was it?

00:08:10Baccarat.

00:08:11Oh.

00:08:12Knock off?

00:08:13No, I got a Baccarat on a, on a Madison.

00:08:15What is it, cups?

00:08:17No, it's champagne flutes.

00:08:18Oh.

00:08:18Silly.

00:08:19Engraved?

00:08:20No, they don't engrave crystal.

00:08:21It'll crack.

00:08:22Oh, you don't, well, you don't engrave with diamond?

00:08:28The one up, the one up, the one up.

00:08:29I'm doing nothing this weekend, and I can't-

00:08:32Well, you're not taking your motorcycle around?

00:08:33Zipping it around?

00:08:34No.

00:08:35I'm going to relax.

00:08:36I haven't had a relaxing weekend in the city in probably seven weeks.

00:08:38I'm going to chill out.

00:08:41You're not going to hang out with your friends?

00:08:43Drinking?

00:08:44That's a joke, because he doesn't have any friends.

00:08:47I'm going to a concert tonight.

00:08:49Where, please don't tell me Pier 17.

00:08:50No, why was that?

00:08:52Are we so jealous?

00:08:52It's my favorite place in the world to go.

00:08:54What is that?

00:08:54It's a rooftop, Pier 17, it's, it's on the, it's on the water down, down, um,

00:08:58downtown, and it's a rooftop, and it's a huge rooftop concert venue.

00:09:02It's the best place to see.

00:09:03I'm seeing a band of horses there with City of Color this summer.

00:09:06I don't know who either of those people are.

00:09:07They're the best bands.

00:09:08I went there for the first time.

00:09:09It's the best.

00:09:09Where's Pier 17 downtown?

00:09:11Google Pier 17.

00:09:12It was just, it was just cold when I went, which kind of sucked, but it was beautiful.

00:09:15Is it a Tribeca?

00:09:16That's right.

00:09:16No, yeah, it's by Tribeca.

00:09:17It's like by the Timber Building or Fridai.

00:09:19The, uh, what's that about the frying pan?

00:09:20Look how stunning it is.

00:09:22Oh, I've fucking been here.

00:09:23Oh, that's on the east side.

00:09:25Is it the east?

00:09:26Yeah, no, that's the east side.

00:09:27That's the Brooklyn Bridge.

00:09:28I've been there.

00:09:30Oh, that's fun.

00:09:31That's right.

00:09:31It's in Seaport.

00:09:32Seaport.

00:09:33That's where it is.

00:09:33Yeah.

00:09:34So is it?

00:09:34Yeah.

00:09:35So it's across.

00:09:37Yeah.

00:09:37Across from.

00:09:38It goes like this.

00:09:39So it's not really east or west.

00:09:40Got it.

00:09:41Um, but that's my favorite concert venue to go.

00:09:43If anyone from Pier 17 is looking, wants to do a brand deal with me, let me know.

00:09:48So I don't know.

00:09:48It'll be nice.

00:09:49I'm going to put it in a garage.

00:09:50I want to see Tyler Childers tonight.

00:09:51You know who that is?

00:09:53At MSG.

00:09:54Dude, it's going to be awesome.

00:09:55Can you sing a song for me?

00:09:58No.

00:09:59What does he sing?

00:10:00What type of music is it?

00:10:01It's like, it's like Appalachian country.

00:10:05Can you play a song for me?

00:10:07Yeah.

00:10:07We'll get dinged on YouTube.

00:10:09We'll play it after.

00:10:09But he's like, can I see a picture?

00:10:12Yeah.

00:10:12Show me something.

00:10:13I have no idea who, I've never heard that name.

00:10:14Vinny pulls out his cock.

00:10:18This guy.

00:10:18Did you shoot ropes today, Vinny?

00:10:21Not today.

00:10:22What does he sing?

00:10:24No, it's not pop punk.

00:10:26No, no, that wasn't.

00:10:27I was going somewhere else with it.

00:10:28Oh.

00:10:30I don't know what he sings.

00:10:34He goes.

00:10:41That's what he sings.

00:10:41Okay.

00:10:42You're not too far off.

00:10:43That's what he looks like he sings.

00:10:46He's singing it right there, but it's drumming that big guitar.

00:10:48It's going to be great.

00:10:49Shout out Game Time app.

00:10:50Last minute tickets.

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00:10:55It's going to be awesome.

00:10:58And then I'm fucking chilling, bro.

00:11:00Who are you going with?

00:11:01Someone special.

00:11:02That guy you've been fucking?

00:11:04No.

00:11:06Your mom?

00:11:07No.

00:11:07We're going with your mom, actually.

00:11:09She's floating down from the heavens.

00:11:10Yeah.

00:11:11Or shall I say up from hell?

00:11:13So yeah, that'll be good.

00:11:14I'm just going to hang out.

00:11:15That's pretty much it.

00:11:16Maybe I will take the motorcycle for a spin.

00:11:18Oh, that's what I wanted to talk to you about.

00:11:19There's this story.

00:11:19We were talking on the last show about you getting arrested at prom.

00:11:22I sent your picture.

00:11:23The last show, it was so fucking great.

00:11:25There's this story that is.

00:11:26You see the picture of me?

00:11:28Beyond.

00:11:30You, the shitty dink grin on your face with the fucking hair.

00:11:33I was handcuffed to Nick Arcioli.

00:11:36Unbelievable.

00:11:37This thing is going like mega viral right now.

00:11:40My prom picture?

00:11:42No.

00:11:43This police officer got arrested.

00:11:44He arrested this woman, put her in the back.

00:11:47She said, I will look at that.

00:11:49The funniest part was when I laughed.

00:11:51I was like, is that you?

00:11:51And he clarified that he's not the police officer.

00:11:54Not the cop.

00:11:57So here's what happened.

00:11:58This police officer, Anthony Air.

00:11:59I don't know what state this was in.

00:12:00He arrested a woman who was boozing it up, doing whatever.

00:12:03He eventually pulled down the residential street.

00:12:05Yes, he didn't pull down a residential street.

00:12:07The woman in the back seat says, I will fuck you to get out of this.

00:12:10He goes, great.

00:12:10Pulls down a residential street, hops in the back.

00:12:13Fucks her?

00:12:13Shuts the body cam off so he can hop in the back.

00:12:16Like goes in the back.

00:12:18They fuck.

00:12:19He forgot that you can't get out of a cop car in the back.

00:12:22No.

00:12:23So he then radios for his police buddy to come and get him out with the master key.

00:12:29Police buddy allegedly told someone or something.

00:12:32This guy ended up resigning over the whole thing.

00:12:35And that just makes me think.

00:12:37Whatever happened to the brotherhood of police?

00:12:40We're ratting on our friends who are sleeping in the back.

00:12:43That was a win-win for everyone involved.

00:12:44There was no one going to jail.

00:12:46Daddy got his nut.

00:12:49And Papa came to help him.

00:12:50And next thing you know, he's out of a job and she's back in jail.

00:12:53And the police department found traces of semen on his belt.

00:12:56Well, at least the good thing is he fit.

00:12:57Why was he being investigated?

00:12:59Because he shot his body cam and then turned it back on.

00:13:02And if you're locked in the back of your car, the police have to come.

00:13:04I don't know if he ran.

00:13:05He tried to lie.

00:13:06Like he told a different story to go.

00:13:08I was just checking on her and I got stuck in there.

00:13:09But then they saw semen on his belt.

00:13:11You check her out and shut the door behind you.

00:13:12So he ratted him out immediately.

00:13:14The guy that helped him out.

00:13:15So we don't know why we still have cum on his pants the next day.

00:13:18No, it's not.

00:13:19I'm sure he washed it.

00:13:20There's like traces of like, well, that's loads over all that.

00:13:23I'm sure I still do.

00:13:25Yeah.

00:13:26So we don't know if it leaked out or whatever.

00:13:27But this guy's out of a job.

00:13:28I would love to see what this lady looks like.

00:13:30I want to see what he looks like.

00:13:31And the guy as well.

00:13:32I tried for 10 minutes to find what you look like.

00:13:35I couldn't find Anthony air.

00:13:37Oh, so this bitch was stealing a car.

00:13:40So this is the video of him getting out of the car.

00:13:45Imagine the post nut clarity on this guy.

00:13:47Look at her.

00:13:48That's me.

00:13:49With her red.

00:13:50Her red.

00:13:51That's what Nana was a lot.

00:13:52Lizard.

00:13:52Her red.

00:13:53Oh, she had a miniskirt on.

00:13:54He's got to hike it up.

00:13:56The GPS tracker shows the officer.

00:13:58Slow down.

00:14:00Stop.

00:14:02But the thing is, this is the first time he's got caught.

00:14:04How many times do you think he's done this?

00:14:05I would say.

00:14:06I mean, that's why I always suck this cop off through the window while he's standing there.

00:14:09You always do it first in preparation to get arrested.

00:14:12Would you ever do that with a cop?

00:14:14100%.

00:14:15Yeah.

00:14:16No, I mean, I have a boyfriend, but if I was single, I would do it in a second.

00:14:19He fucking shoots you in the back of the head, right?

00:14:21As he finishes.

00:14:21I don't care.

00:14:21I've seen enough.

00:14:23All right.

00:14:24Let's see what this guy looks like.

00:14:25Okay.

00:14:27There he is.

00:14:28Oh, yeah.

00:14:30Officer Anthony.

00:14:31Would you hook up with him?

00:14:32If he was a cop and pulled you over and said, let me get, let me get up in them guts.

00:14:34What time is it?

00:14:35It's nighttime at it's 930 on a Friday night, but you're on your way to the club.

00:14:38You don't even coming back from the frequent spot.

00:14:40Have I had anything to drink?

00:14:42I mean, what have you not had anything to drink?

00:14:43Yeah, you had, you had a, you had a, you had a run through what's in my body right now.

00:14:47And I'll tell you, I have one iced tea flavor.

00:14:50Pirate water from a, from a, um, a mug.

00:14:53I mean, that'll get you going.

00:14:54That's all you have your system.

00:14:55And a footlong hot dog.

00:14:57What was I caught doing?

00:14:58Stealing a car?

00:14:59Because that's 10 to 15.

00:15:01You were doing wheelies in a parking lot.

00:15:03Well, I ain't stopping if the blues come on, baby.

00:15:05I would say, yeah, probably.

00:15:09At this point, I don't know the content.

00:15:11To get away with murder.

00:15:13Say you murdered Brenna.

00:15:15He showed up to the house.

00:15:16She was mouthing off again.

00:15:18As she does.

00:15:20She's gonna, she's gonna smack you when she does.

00:15:22We love you, Brenna.

00:15:23Um, I don't know.

00:15:25I sent you a picture of Brenna the other day.

00:15:26You did?

00:15:27Yes.

00:15:29Was this in our group?

00:15:30I don't know.

00:15:30I don't think so.

00:15:31Imagine it's not.

00:15:33And it's actually her.

00:15:34I think you did send me a photo of our sweet, sweet bee.

00:15:38How's bee doing?

00:15:39She's good.

00:15:40I actually speak, this is really, and it's a long story.

00:15:42But speaking of saying, I killed her.

00:15:44I one time, I did.

00:15:45I one time tricked my friend into thinking that I killed her.

00:15:48And I needed him to help me bury the body as a prank to surprise him.

00:15:52You did that?

00:15:54So it was like, we were surprising him for a bachelor party.

00:15:57He wasn't going to have one.

00:15:58So he surprise booked a trip, me and my buddy.

00:16:01So I just showed up at his house two hours away.

00:16:04And I was like, this is an opportunity to prank him.

00:16:06So let's do something to fuck with him.

00:16:07So I just convinced him that.

00:16:09You convinced him that you committed murder of your spouse.

00:16:12We got in a fight.

00:16:13We were pushing.

00:16:13She actually fell off the balcony.

00:16:15Vinny, what the fuck?

00:16:16And he bought it.

00:16:17I have like a five minute video of him.

00:16:18Like I was like fake crying.

00:16:20He bought it.

00:16:20He was going to bury the body.

00:16:21Yeah, I did a whole thing.

00:16:23I want to see this video.

00:16:24I never posted about it, but it's five minutes of me.

00:16:26I had him on the ropes.

00:16:27That's like one of those pranks.

00:16:28That's like, it's like you just go up to someone and punch them in the face and you go pranked.

00:16:32What was his response?

00:16:33Did he say he was, he would help you?

00:16:35I stopped right before we got to that point.

00:16:37That is unbelievable.

00:16:40Can I tell you about my new?

00:16:41Are we finished with that?

00:16:42Yeah.

00:16:43Can I tell you about my new fucking obsession?

00:16:45Sure.

00:16:45Now, man, Mafia, you know, I like to bring you the deals and Kiki worthy things.

00:16:51I, if you're in New York City, this is for New York City galleys only.

00:16:55I'm assuming they're only in New York City.

00:16:56I found the best food delivery app in the world.

00:17:00Instacart.

00:17:01No.

00:17:01Grubhub.

00:17:02No, it's something new.

00:17:03Seamless.

00:17:04No, it's called Wonder.

00:17:06And it's, it is honestly.

00:17:08Okay.

00:17:08I'm going to get so excited right now.

00:17:10Easy.

00:17:11It is easy, Joe.

00:17:13Okay.

00:17:13How do I say this?

00:17:14It is a, it is a life changer.

00:17:17It's like, first of all, every, every single thing I've ordered from there.

00:17:20I mean, I've tried every restaurant, almost every restaurant in there.

00:17:22It is like a cafeteria.

00:17:26I guess it's, it's a, it's a huge ghost kitchen, right?

00:17:29Yes.

00:17:30That has like 10 different restaurants running out of that kitchen.

00:17:34Yeah.

00:17:34So, so they can get like, and you can order from multiple restaurants in the same order

00:17:38of all different things.

00:17:38Let's say you want like some wings for something, but then you want something really high.

00:17:41And you want like, you want, you know, Bobby Flay steak is on there.

00:17:43Then you want like some, some Texas barbecue.

00:17:47There's a barbecue restaurant.

00:17:48There's a pokey restaurant.

00:17:49There's every single type of restaurant you can have.

00:17:52And it's all from famous chefs.

00:17:53Can you Google Wonder and get all the restaurants out?

00:17:55And it's every, famous chefs.

00:17:56Every single thing I've had there was spectacular.

00:18:00Every single item.

00:18:00So the difference is.

00:18:01It's never, it never disappoints.

00:18:03What's the difference between this and like regular food delivery?

00:18:06Because it's multiple restaurants in one.

00:18:08Oh, I see.

00:18:09I got you.

00:18:09Like all these places, friends I've had, I've had.

00:18:11So they essentially outsource their, like their to-go business to one of these kitchens.

00:18:16Alonzo.

00:18:17I've had that.

00:18:18Alonzo pizza.

00:18:19I've had that.

00:18:19Oh.

00:18:20I haven't had the seafood place yet.

00:18:22That's just opened the seafood place.

00:18:23The burgers fire.

00:18:24It's like the best burger that there's a Mexican place, which is like, it makes Chipotle look

00:18:28like a disgusting, which it is a disgusting like truck stop.

00:18:31It's like, it is the most fresh, yummy things.

00:18:33The poke is amazing.

00:18:35Um, look at all these places.

00:18:37How delicious.

00:18:38Lime salt's my favorite Mexican.

00:18:40Mr. G's.

00:18:40Uh, Mickey G's.

00:18:42Street bird.

00:18:44Um, this is all, this is not, this is, this is all new.

00:18:48Where's this all?

00:18:50I haven't seen all this.

00:18:51Anyway, it is the best.

00:18:53Yasos, Greek.

00:18:54That's from Michael Simon.

00:18:55It's all famous world, famous chefs that create these things.

00:18:59You're never going to order anywhere else again, anywhere else again, ever again.

00:19:01Oh my God.

00:19:02Every single thing is better than the next.

00:19:05I got to try it out.

00:19:06Wonder.

00:19:06It's right on 23rd street.

00:19:08Damn.

00:19:08Wonder come advertise with us.

00:19:10Uh, I don't think they do that, but I'm just, I was so excited.

00:19:12I want to share.

00:19:13I'm glad.

00:19:14I'm happy that you've, I'm happy that you're excited about that.

00:19:16That's a beautiful thing.

00:19:17Not that I can eat because I feel like I swallowed a golf ball.

00:19:19Why?

00:19:19My agita, because my, my, um, my semi-gluteus is finally kicking in.

00:19:23Can you put that in my drink or something?

00:19:24Cause I have shit right here.

00:19:26I don't waste.

00:19:27Swallow.

00:19:27A weight loss drug.

00:19:28Waste the dose.

00:19:29Um, but yeah, it's like my, like, I feel like I'm like constantly, if you don't need to burp.

00:19:34That's the worst feeling in the world.

00:19:35But you know what?

00:19:36I have no desire to eat.

00:19:37So, well, that's okay.

00:19:39I'm glad you hear that.

00:19:40Um, one more.

00:19:40We do have Sal Vulcano on the show that I have impractical jokers.

00:19:43He's going on tour.

00:19:43What an absolutely fantastic interview he was.

00:19:46I loved him.

00:19:47Hilarious Staten Island guy.

00:19:50Um, before we get to that, there's one more quick story I wanted to talk to you about.

00:19:53Did you hear that?

00:19:54The Pope got caught in a closed door meeting saying the word.

00:19:58I love it.

00:19:59He said it.

00:20:00He's the gay story at a closed door meeting while discussing whether gay men should be

00:20:03allowed to be seminaries.

00:20:04Popes thinks they shouldn't be allowed because while it's important to embrace everyone,

00:20:07it's likely that a gay person could risk living a double life.

00:20:10Oh, that's fucking shocking.

00:20:11But I need kettle.

00:20:13He used the word when defending the church ban on, uh, gays becoming priests, the twist.

00:20:19All priests are gay.

00:20:20Yeah.

00:20:21It doesn't.

00:20:21How is he?

00:20:22You're that fucking blind to see like you're supposed to be an authority figure in the

00:20:26community and you know that every fucking priest is gay.

00:20:29I think also like he's just like an 80 something year old guy.

00:20:31Like that's not that bad for an old man.

00:20:34But this is that that's not even a, isn't it?

00:20:36Did you say that in Italian?

00:20:37It's an Italian word that means this, I guess.

00:20:40Yes.

00:20:40So what?

00:20:41That's why I'm saying who gives a fuck?

00:20:42I hate America.

00:20:43Everyone's so fucking sore and fucking entitled.

00:20:45Fuck you.

00:20:46Do people still care about what the fucking Pope says?

00:20:50That's what I like about you.

00:20:50If they don't have, they don't cry racism at every fucking corner or cry sexism.

00:20:54Here we go.

00:20:54Trans things are talking about my feelings.

00:20:56This, I'm fucking this.

00:20:57How dare I'm offended.

00:20:58Fuck you.

00:21:00You're pro Pope.

00:21:01I'm pro saying, calling like the fucking ends.

00:21:05Maybe some of the pussyfooting around.

00:21:07Where am I going to fucking offend someone?

00:21:08Fuck you.

00:21:09Maybe some of the posts.

00:21:10Sorry.

00:21:11The priests were good.

00:21:13They are.

00:21:14They deserve to be stoned.

00:21:17I would go to, what's the last time you went to church?

00:21:20Um, it was probably a wedding.

00:21:22Wedding.

00:21:22You had a full mass wedding.

00:21:23That's fucking tough.

00:21:24Maybe full mass wedding.

00:21:25Like a wedding where they have the full mass.

00:21:27Like a full Catholic mass full mass weddings.

00:21:30They definitely do full mass weddings.

00:21:32Yeah.

00:21:32I've been to them before.

00:21:33It's the worst.

00:21:34Not everyone does that, but it's always the biggest sinners who get married at the full mass.

00:21:38The worst is people having to do the pre Kanna when they get married.

00:21:41Everyone has to do it.

00:21:41What is that?

00:21:42Get married in the church.

00:21:43Yeah.

00:21:44What is it?

00:21:44It's, it's like, it's like, it's like a, it's like marriage school.

00:21:47You have to go to.

00:21:47Oh yeah.

00:21:48You go take advice from a fucking priest.

00:21:49Who's never been married on how to be a good husband or wife.

00:21:51Yeah.

00:21:53Meanwhile, he's doing it for money.

00:21:56They're trying to scare you to get your money.

00:21:57My buddy said to touch your children.

00:22:00That's what religion is.

00:22:00You know, they have the, they're the largest landowners in the world.

00:22:03The Catholic church.

00:22:04Think about all the fucking, all the churches in New York city,

00:22:09all how valuable their land is.

00:22:10It's all tech.

00:22:11It's a huge tax scam.

00:22:12Yep.

00:22:13That's what the Kardashians have their own church.

00:22:14I was just going to say that.

00:22:15That's why Kris Jenner has it.

00:22:16Do you smell my fabric softener?

00:22:18It's permeating from my, my undercarriage.

00:22:20Well, you need it down there.

00:22:21You need a sanitary pad.

00:22:22You need to, I always put it.

00:22:23I always put a dryer sheet in my underwear before I leave the house.

00:22:25Is that true?

00:22:26No.

00:22:26Oh, anyhow.

00:22:29Shout out the Pope.

00:22:29Shout out the Catholics.

00:22:30Shout out summer.

00:22:31We're going to get to our interview with Sal here in a quick second.

00:22:33Go to now she will tour.com right now.

00:22:35We're going out to DC next.

00:22:36We're going to take back the Capitol.

00:22:38We're going to the Capitol.

00:22:40Charleston, South Carolina, our, our famed, our, our highly anticipated Juneteenth.

00:22:44Palooza.

00:22:45This is the most us show ever.

00:22:47We're doing a Juneteenth show.

00:22:48At Charleston, the birth of slavery.

00:22:51Um, is that true?

00:22:52We have, yes, that's born there.

00:22:53I went there to visit.

00:22:54That's why you went there.

00:22:54The wet markets.

00:22:55I saw the wet, is it called the wet market?

00:22:56The fuck is a wet market?

00:22:57Where they used to sell the slaves.

00:22:59The wet market is where you sell fish.

00:23:00No.

00:23:00What is it called?

00:23:01What is it when they sell?

00:23:02Let's just call this.

00:23:03Yeah.

00:23:04No, it's, they have, they, it's like, it's like an attraction there.

00:23:06You go and watch, look where they used to sell, sell the slaves.

00:23:09Oh my God.

00:23:09How terrible.

00:23:11It was, it was terrible.

00:23:12And it was, it was very insightful on American herstory.

00:23:14What are they called?

00:23:16Slave market.

00:23:17I guess it was slave market.

00:23:18City market.

00:23:20Um, anyway, we're going to Charleston.

00:23:22Enough about slavery.

00:23:23We're going to Charleston, South Carolina.

00:23:25We're going to Nashville.

00:23:26Get your honky-tonk on.

00:23:27We're going to Boston, um, to bring it all home.

00:23:30Um, no matter what show you pick.

00:23:31And Buffalo.

00:23:32Oh, Buffalo.

00:23:32New York.

00:23:32I can't wait to see Buffalo Wings.

00:23:34Oh my God.

00:23:34Josh Allen, surprise guest on that pod, on that podcast, live podcast.

00:23:37We have him locked in.

00:23:39So buy your tickets now.

00:23:40We have Sleepy Joe as a surprise guest on DC.

00:23:42Yes.

00:23:43We have George Santos.

00:23:44We have, who's that crazy bitch with the blonde hair who just posted a bikini?

00:23:49Marjorie Taylor Greene will be joining the program.

00:23:50MTG.

00:23:52MTG.

00:23:53Sonia Sotomayor.

00:23:54Or is she dead?

00:23:56I don't know.

00:23:57The late...

00:23:59Jimmy Carter will be joining from his hospital bed.

00:24:01You know he's been trying to die for years.

00:24:03What's the girl with the R name that died?

00:24:05Ruth Bader Ginsburg's coming in.

00:24:06RGB.

00:24:07RGB.

00:24:08The late Lee Harvey Oswald will be joining.

00:24:10Nashville is going to be a good old honky-tonk.

00:24:13We're having a party there.

00:24:14Yes.

00:24:14At the Nashville bar.

00:24:15Yes.

00:24:15In Charleston as well.

00:24:16We just talked about Charleston.

00:24:18Charleston, yeah.

00:24:19We just talked about slavery for a half hour.

00:24:20Yeah, I know.

00:24:21I'm excited.

00:24:22It's happening.

00:24:24Is it a week away?

00:24:26I'm not going.

00:24:26Next week at this time we'll be in D.C.

00:24:28No, next week.

00:24:29Yeah, it's the 6th.

00:24:30Is it the 6th?

00:24:31I think so.

00:24:34Next week is...

00:24:35Oh my god.

00:24:36What day is it?

00:24:36We're a goddamn week out.

00:24:38It's next Thursday.

00:24:41How?

00:24:42I'm staying in Virginia.

00:24:43Are you?

00:24:44Yeah.

00:24:45Where?

00:24:46At Housetown.

00:24:47You got a house?

00:24:48No, it's not a house, but that's where everyone stays.

00:24:50Georgetown.

00:24:50Goddamn.

00:24:51All right.

00:24:52Well, D.C., we're in you.

00:24:54You got a week left.

00:24:55Get tickets, and we will see you guys next week.

00:24:58And also, here's our interview with Sal Vulcano.

00:25:01Enjoy.

00:25:02We love you.

00:25:02NashvilleTour.com.

00:25:04Any final words?

00:25:06God's not real.

00:25:08See you next week.

00:25:09My favorite thing you guys did was...

00:25:10Sorry.

00:25:11I don't know if you said it or not.

00:25:13You guys were in the waiting room.

00:25:14The waiting room is my favorite thing.

00:25:15We used to pretend to be on the phone because I used to play house all the time.

00:25:18The same for the show.

00:25:19The same for the show.

00:25:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:25:20Oh, okay.

00:25:20We're good to go?

00:25:22All right, so we are doing the show?

00:25:23Yeah.

00:25:24All right.

00:25:24We are here with Sal Vulcano.

00:25:26Salvatore.

00:25:27Salvatore.

00:25:28Thank you, guys.

00:25:28From Staten Island.

00:25:29Thanks for having me.

00:25:30It's funny that we're doing the intro, but they've been watching us already.

00:25:32Yeah, right?

00:25:33Thank you for having me, yeah.

00:25:34We're happy to have you here.

00:25:34We're thrilled to have you here.

00:25:35You and Joey were just catching up.

00:25:36You guys are old friends.

00:25:37I didn't know that.

00:25:37So I do remember...

00:25:38We have met.

00:25:39We've met at a couple different social events and things, and maybe somewhere else.

00:25:44You met at a glory hole at a dog home, I believe.

00:25:46Were you with a female one time that I may have known?

00:25:49Snooki.

00:25:50Oh, I don't know her.

00:25:51Okay.

00:25:52You were there when we met.

00:25:53Maybe she was running along.

00:25:54At a Drake concert or something.

00:25:55We were at a party for a Cartoon Network.

00:26:00Okay.

00:26:01Comic Con, maybe?

00:26:02No, it was like a party.

00:26:03Oh, yeah.

00:26:04That was Upfronts.

00:26:05That was at the...

00:26:06Upfronts for the Cartoon Network or whatever.

00:26:10Not Cartoon Network or something like that.

00:26:11No, it's called...

00:26:12Adult Swim.

00:26:13Adult Swim Party.

00:26:14Was that Miley Cyrus?

00:26:15And Drake performed.

00:26:17Miley was there, maybe, too.

00:26:18I didn't see Drake.

00:26:19Maybe you were there that night.

00:26:23I remember meeting you somewhere.

00:26:24We've met before.

00:26:25Yes.

00:26:26Maybe with...

00:26:26Oh, you know where we met?

00:26:28We met at Chrissy's show in Brooklyn, at the after party.

00:26:32Chris DiStefano's show.

00:26:33In Brooklyn.

00:26:34In Brooklyn, when he did his first special.

00:26:35Oh, yeah.

00:26:36Well, that was a while ago.

00:26:37Yeah, yeah.

00:26:37Besides 38 Ways.

00:26:38At that party, we had that little...

00:26:39We rented the bar right after.

00:26:40Yes.

00:26:40That's where we hung out.

00:26:41Okay.

00:26:41And Giannis Papas and his wife were there, and you were there, too.

00:26:45You were bewildered.

00:26:46You didn't know what to make of me, I remember.

00:26:48I...

00:26:49You felt that from me, or I gave that off?

00:26:52What do you mean?

00:26:52I think I frazzled you a little bit.

00:26:53I didn't know what to...

00:26:53Did you come in hot?

00:26:54I came in hot.

00:26:55I think I was on **** though.

00:26:56I mean, anyone would be frazzled.

00:26:57He typically does.

00:26:58Yeah, it's usually on **** though.

00:27:00It starts about...

00:27:01It starts out with one of these.

00:27:01What are you drinking right now, Joe?

00:27:03Are you a drinker, Sal?

00:27:05Do I drink?

00:27:05Yeah.

00:27:06Um, I drink.

00:27:07Um, I wouldn't...

00:27:08You know.

00:27:09It's good.

00:27:10What is it?

00:27:11What is that?

00:27:11It's pirate water, iced tea flavor.

00:27:14That's a drink and a half.

00:27:16Take a poke, feel free.

00:27:17I don't drink much these days now.

00:27:19It's like wine at dinner or something,

00:27:21but I was a bartender for a decade, so...

00:27:23You were?

00:27:23Yeah.

00:27:23I would sit at the bar all day to talk to you.

00:27:25Yeah.

00:27:26But were you on at all times?

00:27:28Like when you're at the bar, doing the bar?

00:27:29I'm not...

00:27:29No, I'm not.

00:27:30I'm trying not to be on, but I'm engaged.

00:27:33Yeah.

00:27:33Where are you bartending?

00:27:34Around the city?

00:27:35When I did, it was, um...

00:27:37You think he's still a bartender?

00:27:39I thought I saw you at the Smith a couple of times.

00:27:41He can buy this office.

00:27:42Yeah, I know.

00:27:43My longest job was at a neighborhood spot in Staten Island,

00:27:46but I've worked at nightclubs, bars.

00:27:50I've done weddings and everything, really.

00:27:53Do you know Rico Bosco?

00:27:55I love the name, but no.

00:27:56Okay.

00:27:57He's our Staten Island guy here.

00:27:58His name, for real, is Rico Bosco?

00:28:01No, it's Terry.

00:28:02It's Terry Mayrose.

00:28:03We'll have to bleep that, but he goes by Rico Bosco.

00:28:03Oh, he's not even a Bosco?

00:28:05No, no, no.

00:28:05You can pull a kibble.

00:28:06So where do you get Rico Bosco from?

00:28:07I mean, that is...

00:28:08You know when you hear a homerun name and I...

00:28:11You said Rico Bosco and I got jealous.

00:28:13Yeah.

00:28:14You know?

00:28:15Yeah.

00:28:15This is Rico Bosco right here.

00:28:18He's got the...

00:28:19And he goes by Rico Bosco.

00:28:20Oh, he looks familiar to me.

00:28:21Yeah, yeah.

00:28:22He's one of our talent.

00:28:23That was his radio call-in name.

00:28:25He's called WFAN.

00:28:26He's called the Barstool Radio.

00:28:27He'd go by Rico Bosco.

00:28:28For years, he wore sunglasses.

00:28:29I don't know who he was.

00:28:30Really?

00:28:30Then he got a job here.

00:28:32Okay.

00:28:32So the question was, do I know him?

00:28:34Yeah.

00:28:34No.

00:28:34No, but what was that?

00:28:36Well, he's from Staten Island.

00:28:37Oh, okay.

00:28:38Yeah, yeah.

00:28:38I thought there might be a kinship.

00:28:40Yeah.

00:28:41I mean, it is really small, believe it or not.

00:28:42I can only do that joke.

00:28:43Oh, you're from New York.

00:28:44Do you know Phil?

00:28:45But that happens on Staten Island.

00:28:47Someone knows someone.

00:28:49If you don't know them, someone knows someone.

00:28:51Are you friendly with Vinny Guadagnino, the Guido Guido?

00:28:54Friendly.

00:28:54I've only met him a handful of times.

00:28:57He seems like a really nice guy.

00:28:58Yes, he's doing stand-up now.

00:28:59Is he really?

00:29:00Yes, he's doing good.

00:29:01He's at the stand a lot.

00:29:02Is he really?

00:29:03Yeah, he's doing stand-up.

00:29:05Oh my God.

00:29:06He seems like a really nice guy.

00:29:07He's very nice.

00:29:07He's buddies with one of my closest friends, Casey.

00:29:11So I met him a few times there,

00:29:12but we never really got to have any quality time together.

00:29:15Yeah.

00:29:15That's very Staten Island.

00:29:16Buddies with one of my buddies.

00:29:18Are you friends with Pete Davidson?

00:29:20What's that?

00:29:20Pete Davidson you're friends with?

00:29:22Friends?

00:29:23I mean, if you think of Staten Island comics,

00:29:27you're in the top five of the upper echelon of Staten Island comics.

00:29:30I would assume that you'd bump elbows.

00:29:33No, no, no, no.

00:29:33We know each other.

00:29:34We're in front.

00:29:34On Sunrise Highway.

00:29:36Yeah.

00:29:37No, I mean, we have each other's number.

00:29:39You know, but we've hung out.

00:29:41You know, we've done, been on shows together.

00:29:45Martin Sheen is from Staten Island.

00:29:47Is he?

00:29:47I didn't know that.

00:29:49Paul Newman.

00:29:49Where's your source?

00:29:50Now that's-

00:29:50Salad dressing?

00:29:51Just the first thing that popped up.

00:29:53Paul Newman is salad dressing guy from Staten Island?

00:29:54There's no way, but I will tell you one that you might enjoy.

00:29:57Is this the wrong Paul Newman?

00:29:58Christina Aguilera, maybe not born there, but she was there young,

00:30:02but she does not cop to it.

00:30:04Oh, wow.

00:30:05Why?

00:30:05But we know.

00:30:07We know.

00:30:07We know your roots, bitch.

00:30:09Where's the best pizza on Staten Island?

00:30:11Joey's, Pat's is out.

00:30:12Pat and Joe's.

00:30:14Have you been to Pat and Joe's?

00:30:15That's where we went.

00:30:16Joe and Pat's, we went there.

00:30:17Joe and Pat's is a top five all-time, arguable one or two.

00:30:21And there's Lee's Tavern, which is no delivery, no slices.

00:30:26It's an old neighborhood, old man neighborhood bar that just does bar pies.

00:30:30Line out the door for my whole entire lifetime.

00:30:32What's it called, Lee's?

00:30:32Lee's, L-E-E-E, Lee's Tavern.

00:30:35So it got Joe and Pat's, you got Lee's Tavern, you got Danino's, which is-

00:30:38Joe Danino's, yeah.

00:30:40Danino's, you got...

00:30:41I mean, there's good stuff, yeah.

00:30:43There's Brothers is pretty good.

00:30:45Now there's like, I'm not in touch with the island like I used to be, and there's-

00:30:49Where are you living now?

00:30:50No, I mean, I live there and elsewhere, but I don't-

00:30:53Elsewhere.

00:30:54Else-

00:30:54Ooh, she's a bi-coastal queen.

00:30:58First and foremost.

00:30:59No, I got a little place in Brooklyn.

00:31:01That's that network man you know.

00:31:02He's called syndication mother.

00:31:04No, no, a little place.

00:31:06I rent another place.

00:31:07A little place in Beverly Hills?

00:31:09But yeah, and I know that there's been so many places that opened up.

00:31:13I mean, probably a hundred...

00:31:15You tell them Staten Island, it's bagel shops, pizzerias, delis, nail salons.

00:31:20Are there Jews in Staten Island?

00:31:21I think they're everywhere, no?

00:31:23I wouldn't think as many-

00:31:24Staten Island, I don't think there's Jews.

00:31:26Just Brooklyn and, well, it's honestly Brooklyn, but like, you know, growing up like-

00:31:29Oh, concentrated neighborhoods, you mean?

00:31:31Kind of, like, you know, and I grew up in Jersey.

00:31:32So in Jersey, like Italians and Jews were the same exact thing.

00:31:36All our parents were the same.

00:31:37It was the same, one of the same.

00:31:39It was exactly the same upbringing.

00:31:41But places like in the South, they don't have Jewish people in the South.

00:31:43Like, my friend didn't know what Hanukkah was, who was from Louisiana.

00:31:46He had no idea, no, at all what Hanukkah was.

00:31:48Really?

00:31:49Never, they don't have one Jew in Louisiana.

00:31:51But just from popular culture?

00:31:54Exactly, that's what I said.

00:31:55I said I didn't know.

00:31:56So, but I think Staten Island is very Italian.

00:31:58And is there other ethnic cities?

00:32:00There's MS-13.

00:32:01Oh, is there what?

00:32:02I know it's heavily Italian, but what are the other...

00:32:05It's heavily Italian and Irish, but we have this...

00:32:07Irish, that's it.

00:32:08There's everyone on Staten Island, you know.

00:32:09And I found this stat out.

00:32:11It's, I could be, like, one degree off, but I think this is it.

00:32:16We have the largest concentration of Sri Lankan outside of the United States.

00:32:23You're kidding me.

00:32:23Yeah.

00:32:24Pull up in the Sri Lanka.

00:32:26Nicki Minaj?

00:32:27The great Nicki Minaj.

00:32:28Yeah.

00:32:29That's wild.

00:32:29So there you go.

00:32:30I mean, that says something to you right there.

00:32:32Do you have Sri Lankan food?

00:32:33What's a Sri Lankan dish?

00:32:34I don't know, but I'm a foodie.

00:32:38If I had to guess a Sri Lankan dish, it would probably be...

00:32:41I don't close my eyes.

00:32:41I noticed she said Lankan.

00:32:42Sri Lankan. Sri Lankan?

00:32:44Am I wrong?

00:32:45I think it is.

00:32:45I've been saying Lankan my whole life.

00:32:47I think it's Lankan.

00:32:47I think it's some type of flat bread, or it's probably a bread of some sort,

00:32:51like a peasant bread, or like a crepe, or something like that.

00:32:54He's trying not to look at the screen.

00:32:55I think there's stuff like little goulashes, like little, like eggplant.

00:33:00I thought goulash was Italian.

00:33:01I think it's like a mixture between, like, you know, like Middle Eastern and...

00:33:04And Indian food.

00:33:06Yeah.

00:33:06That's what I would guess.

00:33:08Yeah.

00:33:09You're correct.

00:33:10You know what I think a big scam is in Mediterranean food?

00:33:14Is it called a grape leaf?

00:33:16Grape leaf. Stuffed grape leaves.

00:33:18Yeah, I don't know about that.

00:33:19Well, the stuff with the rice and the mint.

00:33:21Oh, is that what's in it?

00:33:21And feta cheese. Rice, mint, and feta cheese.

00:33:23Oh, then maybe I do know about it, because I always feel like I just...

00:33:26It looks off-putting.

00:33:28Yeah, it does.

00:33:28And I feel like I...

00:33:29It's like little cigars.

00:33:30I don't recall venturing, like, to actually bite one,

00:33:34but if you're saying that's what it is, then I take it back.

00:33:36What I've taken...

00:33:37I was talking a little bit off camera.

00:33:38Maybe you caught some of it.

00:33:40I've been a fan of yours for so many years, and I've learned...

00:33:42I was saying I learned so much watching you and the boys of Impractical Jokers

00:33:47by putting yourselves in such uncomfortable positions

00:33:50and being able to persevere and be quick.

00:33:52I mean, it's the ultimate...

00:33:53It's like boot camp.

00:33:56It's like boot camp for...

00:33:58Extreme boot camp of improv, because you have no...

00:34:01I'm so sorry.

00:34:02You got to pick it up on speaker.

00:34:05It's extreme boot camp for improv, because especially when you do your punishments,

00:34:09it makes the viewers so uncomfortable.

00:34:12But after you watch the show for a long time, it's more about...

00:34:14I'm thinking about you, and every challenge is like,

00:34:17you know how you react to things and what makes you irk, what freaks you out.

00:34:21And then the other guys, like, same thing.

00:34:24Yeah, and I've watched this for years, so I learned a lot from you at that.

00:34:26But you are...

00:34:28You have...

00:34:29You skeeve everything.

00:34:31Yeah, pretty much.

00:34:32That's what the...

00:34:33The Great Leagues turned me to it.

00:34:34His whole thing is like, if someone like...

00:34:36He's just not...

00:34:37People with their shoes off in front of them, it's disgusting.

00:34:39Does this gross you out?

00:34:40No socks?

00:34:41No.

00:34:41Yes, probably.

00:34:42No, because it's contained.

00:34:43That's your decision.

00:34:43It's contained.

00:34:44If you take that out and start walking around my house with it, I don't want to pull it.

00:34:47If I pull the dog out?

00:34:48Oh my God.

00:34:49No, you're fine, but we're at a distance.

00:34:51If this was it, I'd be a little angry.

00:34:52Shaking a hand...

00:34:54Someone spitting in their hand and shaking his hand, he would have a panic attack.

00:34:57I normally do a fist pound.

00:34:59I gave you the full one.

00:35:00You did give me.

00:35:01Has there ever been a challenge or a punishment that you almost didn't do?

00:35:05Well, the punishments, we really have no choice.

00:35:09And the challenges...

00:35:11There's been ones that we went into that didn't work, and then they just never saw the light of

00:35:14day.

00:35:15They're few and far between, but there's been some bad ones.

00:35:17There was one where we had to play mimes.

00:35:21Yes, I got handcuffed.

00:35:22We didn't...

00:35:23No, no, that was...

00:35:24Oh, sorry.

00:35:24We handcuffed a mime...

00:35:25No.

00:35:28We handcuffed a mime to cue for 24 hours.

00:35:29This was season one or two.

00:35:31We were mimes in Central Park.

00:35:34And it didn't take long to realize that we couldn't really say anything.

00:35:38Yeah, yeah.

00:35:38So it's like, oh, what the fuck are we doing here?

00:35:39And it was a hundred degree day, and the oil-based paint was going in our eyes.

00:35:44Oh, no.

00:35:44It was like two hours in, we're just like, we're calling this.

00:35:46Yeah.

00:35:47One time we had to go to a children's park, but baby talk to adults.

00:35:54That's fucking great.

00:35:56And it's 20 minutes, cops were there.

00:35:58Yeah, I always wondered.

00:36:00We didn't realize like, okay, I'm just a middle-aged man roaming the park without a child.

00:36:06And I'm going up to parents.

00:36:08The way to do it, my strategy was you talk to the kid, and you start with it.

00:36:12And then when you transition to the adult, you stick with it.

00:36:15So that they'll just think, oh, he just, he's not realizing it.

00:36:19And then, because who could do it the longest?

00:36:20You had to walk up to random kids.

00:36:23How did you pick your kid?

00:36:25You know, I just...

00:36:26Whatever kid is closest, whatever it's like, if the parent looks good,

00:36:29you're like, okay, maybe this parent will entertain.

00:36:30Yeah, I just was like...

00:36:31And what do you do?

00:36:31You're like, hey, Google, how does it work?

00:36:33I would probably just be like, you know, oh, you know, I think there was a sandbox.

00:36:38And so I was like...

00:36:39You're in the sandbox?

00:36:40Oh, that's so cool.

00:36:40You like sand?

00:36:41Yeah, your child likes sand?

00:36:43Yeah.

00:36:44You know, and then they just call, they called it...

00:36:47We tried to get ahead of it.

00:36:49I think we started going like, Billy, don't go on the...

00:36:52You know, to no one.

00:36:54I almost had to break the ice a little bit.

00:36:58Socially break the ice, exactly.

00:36:59Because not every parent there knows whose child is assigned to what other parent.

00:37:04That's like me at the dog park.

00:37:05Yeah, so what's that?

00:37:07I go to dog parks without my dog, without a dog, so I can touch the dogs.

00:37:11And then I have to pretend like one of them is mine,

00:37:13but I'm afraid they all know each other and they're gonna find me out.

00:37:15Oh, this game could be applied anywhere.

00:37:17Do you know what I do when I order room service in a hotel?

00:37:20When I eat, I like to...

00:37:22Food's here, guys!

00:37:24No, on the call.

00:37:26When I eat, I always like to have a variety.

00:37:29You know, it's probably the death of me.

00:37:31But like, not that I'm gonna finish everything, sometimes I do.

00:37:33But I'd rather order like three or four plates or small,

00:37:37and just eat a little bit of everything.

00:37:38Especially because hotels are wild cards with the food.

00:37:41And if I commit to one thing, and it sucks, now I get sucky food.

00:37:46So I'll...

00:37:47And they always say, how many people is this for?

00:37:49And I always say two.

00:37:51And they bring up two sets of utensils, two waters, whatever, like that.

00:37:55And then when they come in, a lot of times it's just the room,

00:37:58and they're gonna see that there's nobody there.

00:38:01And so I will turn on the shower.

00:38:02No way!

00:38:03Stop!

00:38:04And I will close the door.

00:38:05And then while they're putting it out, I'm like, food's here, hon!

00:38:07Yes!

00:38:08Honey!

00:38:08Yeah, yeah.

00:38:09I'll be right out, baby.

00:38:10I do every delivery at my apartment all the time.

00:38:12I do it myself all the time.

00:38:14You ever soap your food down?

00:38:16Soap it down?

00:38:17You ever soap it down?

00:38:18Like with a bar of soap?

00:38:20No, take it away, John.

00:38:20Okay, so I don't think you guys eat meat this way.

00:38:22Oh, you mean like cleaning a fruit?

00:38:23No!

00:38:24Like if you're afraid you're gonna binge eat, you put soap on it.

00:38:26That way you don't ruin it.

00:38:27Oh, my friend used to dump...

00:38:29Sauce!

00:38:30Sugar.

00:38:32But that's with a diabetic.

00:38:32That's just asking for a binge.

00:38:34Yeah, that's just...

00:38:35Eating less sugar.

00:38:35You gotta use salt or something bad.

00:38:37Yeah.

00:38:37But yeah.

00:38:38Soap, so you have...

00:38:39This is at home, man.

00:38:40You do room for Paul Munch.

00:38:41Yeah.

00:38:42So I get...

00:38:43And you're softening hands while you're losing weight.

00:38:45Absolutely.

00:38:45So I'll get a whole pizza, and I'll have a couple slices here and there,

00:38:50again, same thing.

00:38:50I like to try a variety of things.

00:38:51So I'll get the chicken wings.

00:38:53I'll get a salad, a little antipasto, whatever.

00:38:55But then I'll just eat what I want.

00:38:57But then I'll know myself.

00:38:58I'm gonna go back, and I know I'm full, and I can't eat anymore.

00:39:01I'll have to soap it down, because otherwise I'll eat the whole pie.

00:39:03I'll keep going back in my mind.

00:39:04I'll keep telling me, go eat that, go eat that, go eat that.

00:39:06And it's just a preventative measure, you know?

00:39:08Yeah, I have two follow-up questions.

00:39:10Yes, man.

00:39:10Okay, so the first one...

00:39:12The first one, which you touched on an answer, but like...

00:39:14See, I would feel, oh, my God, like this can be leftover.

00:39:17I could have food tomorrow, not have to order again.

00:39:20But the problem is...

00:39:22Diet starts tomorrow, always.

00:39:23After a binge, it's like, even if I don't plan it, like yesterday,

00:39:26I had a little bit of a binge.

00:39:27But you're not even...

00:39:28Are you high when you're not eating meat anymore, right?

00:39:30You're just hungry.

00:39:31Sometimes, when I'm high, but I'm saying...

00:39:33High is my big issue.

00:39:35Oh, my God.

00:39:35And I play this game, and I'm sure you do it too.

00:39:37I say, I will allow myself to smoke if I don't eat.

00:39:41If I... and then I eat.

00:39:43And then you brush your teeth to prevent yourself from eating.

00:39:44It happens every... and then I'll go, all right, listen, listen, buddy.

00:39:48If you eat...

00:39:49In the mirror.

00:39:49You're not smoking weed tomorrow night.

00:39:51That's what I'm going to do to you.

00:39:52Yeah.

00:39:52So let's see what happens now.

00:39:55Yeah.

00:39:55And I know, I am self-aware.

00:39:57And I know that something...

00:39:58When I'm smoking, and then the guy comes out, it's like, come on.

00:40:02And it happens...

00:40:03Come on happens every single night.

00:40:05And I play this game, and I don't like...

00:40:07I know what's going on.

00:40:08I'll go to the gym tomorrow.

00:40:09Tomorrow, I'll sweat it out.

00:40:10No, I never said I'm going to go to the gym.

00:40:11I didn't say that.

00:40:12He's not going that far.

00:40:13No, no, but I...

00:40:14He just won't eat pizza the next day.

00:40:15There was a time where I was like...

00:40:16It was like weeks that I was like, all right, you're not...

00:40:20And then, you know, nine o'clock comes around.

00:40:21I can't shut my brain off.

00:40:23I have to get sleep.

00:40:24I have to unplug.

00:40:25And weed's the only thing that does it.

00:40:26So then I'm like, all right, I need this right now.

00:40:29Because I really want to just relax.

00:40:31So do a dream feed.

00:40:34She's been a dream feeder.

00:40:35I started like doing like an edible, like a half hour before bed.

00:40:39You eat an edible or you smoke weed?

00:40:41Normally, I'm smoking.

00:40:42So what I try to now combat that.

00:40:44That's bad.

00:40:45I top it off with a little bit of regular.

00:40:48I can't.

00:40:48I would never smoke weed because it seems like so like...

00:40:50Oh, I love it.

00:40:51I take a joint.

00:40:51I walk around the neighborhood.

00:40:52Oh, I can't.

00:40:53I eat like little fucking fruity gummies or like, you know,

00:40:55a little tincture.

00:40:56They put in a margarita and shake it up.

00:40:57Whatever.

00:40:58But like smoking weed is a badass move.

00:41:00I never did.

00:41:02Late in life.

00:41:03The pandemic was really a nice kickstarter.

00:41:06You were never smoked until the pandemic.

00:41:07No, I started smoking like 2000, let's call it 18.

00:41:12That late?

00:41:13Yeah.

00:41:14You never smoked like growing up?

00:41:15You didn't smoke?

00:41:15No, I mean, shed.

00:41:17I don't know.

00:41:17Up until that point.

00:41:18Maybe I smoked weed less than 10 times.

00:41:20What kicked it off?

00:41:22Um, you need to sleep.

00:41:23No, you're dating a girl from the wrong side of the tracks.

00:41:26That would be the better story.

00:41:28But it's just like when the pens became very excessive,

00:41:30because I was like, I don't know about weed.

00:41:32I know how to roll weed.

00:41:33I don't have a weed dealer.

00:41:34I don't know about the sticks and the stems.

00:41:36I don't, you know, I can imagine like you buying drugs,

00:41:39but a scary dealer would like rattle you.

00:41:42I've never bought a drug.

00:41:43You'd be scared to, right?

00:41:44I never bought weed.

00:41:45I know how, who, I don't know.

00:41:46So I'm like, it's just not for me.

00:41:48So unless someone passed it to me or whatever,

00:41:50you know, at a concert or whatever.

00:41:51So then a friend of mine was like, oh, they just like,

00:41:54it was like the vape.

00:41:56And I didn't even know.

00:41:57And I'm like, what the?

00:41:58And like, it's weed.

00:41:59I'm like, you couldn't buy that?

00:42:00Yeah.

00:42:01Electronically?

00:42:02Yeah.

00:42:02And then you don't have to roll anything.

00:42:04And then also it doesn't smell.

00:42:06And they gave me one of theirs.

00:42:08And that was it.

00:42:08I was like, oh, I mean.

00:42:10Anyway, you pop it out of your pocket.

00:42:11Do this.

00:42:11You don't have to worry about cops running your.

00:42:14It's so embarrassing.

00:42:14If someone says, like, if you're like sitting around

00:42:16and someone wants you to roll a joint and you can't.

00:42:18And you've got to roll like a little, like,

00:42:19bitch, like crinkly joint.

00:42:21You know how to do it.

00:42:21I just got the pre-rolls.

00:42:22So yeah, yeah.

00:42:23But then I was like, oh, I can just go in and say,

00:42:25give me that.

00:42:26Yeah.

00:42:26And so that, that was what started it.

00:42:28And you know, and I just.

00:42:30Now he does heroin.

00:42:32It's full blown junkie.

00:42:33It's the way my brain, I have ADHD.

00:42:35I have OCD.

00:42:37So it is really actually helpful.

00:42:39But yeah, off the screen, I'm so sorry.

00:42:40It's making me nauseous.

00:42:42I want to just get back to my follow-up question.

00:42:45Yes.

00:42:46Okay.

00:42:46Sorry.

00:42:47Do you have, do you, did you then,

00:42:50was there a turning point where you get a little bit of joy

00:42:54or looking forward to dumping dish soap on the food?

00:42:58Has that ever become like,

00:42:59because if you make that something that you like,

00:43:02you know, that's even better addicts mentality.

00:43:04And that's the reward.

00:43:06It is a great question.

00:43:06I think that would, that does it kill you every night.

00:43:09Are you like, Oh, it's coming up?

00:43:10You know what we have to do?

00:43:11No, it would enable me to order more.

00:43:13Cause I know that I can soap it down.

00:43:15Like I knew, like I knew having in the house is bad

00:43:17and I shouldn't have, and I shouldn't have ordered that much.

00:43:18Cause it's bad to eat it.

00:43:20And it allows you more variety.

00:43:22No, but it was a bad thing.

00:43:23Cause I would, I would order more than I actually needed.

00:43:25So I'd be wasting money.

00:43:26Cause I would just, just to ruin it.

00:43:28Just to like, feel like I did.

00:43:29I felt, I felt.

00:43:31You were drunk with soap.

00:43:33Yeah.

00:43:33No, I felt.

00:43:34Drunk with self-control, with perceived self-control.

00:43:36Yeah.

00:43:36What is it?

00:43:37I felt joyful or I felt like, you know, I succeeded.

00:43:39If I, if I soap it all down, don't eat it.

00:43:42We have the same like weakness.

00:43:43Well, like fast food is like my weakness.

00:43:46Like I love, like just a gross fucking watch.

00:43:49Mine's Latino, man.

00:43:50Yeah.

00:43:50I'm sorry?

00:43:51Latino, man.

00:43:51Oh.

00:43:54Are you a little Spanish?

00:43:55I'm half.

00:43:56And you're that?

00:43:56Yeah.

00:43:56Well, Cuban and Puerto Rican and Spanish.

00:43:59He's thick.

00:44:01I have more follow-up questions now.

00:44:03Oh, please.

00:44:03I'd be honored.

00:44:04Yeah.

00:44:04No, this is, believe me, it's fascinating.

00:44:06This is how I do it.

00:44:06Like if something's interesting, I'll ask a billion questions.

00:44:08Yeah.

00:44:09That's great.

00:44:09I'm like Macaulay Culkin and Uncle Buck.

00:44:13Do you do a thing where you drizzle it like it's syrup?

00:44:16And so it's not 100% coverage.

00:44:18Like if it's a pizza slice.

00:44:20I have.

00:44:20Does it look like?

00:44:21I have avoided it.

00:44:23You're saying he leaves a slice so he knows he can get to it.

00:44:25I'm not on purpose.

00:44:26I think that I would naturally go like this, right?

00:44:28And then I would be, me, I know that I would at one point go,

00:44:31well, there's pieces, chunks of it that don't have.

00:44:34So then I wonder if you do and spread it across the surface area 100%.

00:44:39Because that's the only real way.

00:44:40Because I've eaten food back out of the garbage.

00:44:42Are you cheating?

00:44:42I had to stop.

00:44:43No, exactly.

00:44:44Thank you.

00:44:45Okay.

00:44:45Thank you for the question.

00:44:46Thank you for the note.

00:44:47The question.

00:44:48Then I realized that.

00:44:49And then I'd start doing the Clorox cleanup spray.

00:44:52And so it's sprayed the bleach spray all over it.

00:44:54It's way more convenient.

00:44:55It's quicker.

00:44:56Yes.

00:44:57You've eaten the soap as well.

00:44:58You've gone.

00:44:59You've eaten it.

00:44:59If you have.

00:45:00Yeah.

00:45:00But can I say something?

00:45:01Clorox is next level.

00:45:02Yeah, please.

00:45:03No.

00:45:03But the mist is not visually there.

00:45:06And I still feel like in a bout of temptation,

00:45:10I could be like, well, it's particles that absorb into the cheese.

00:45:14If I'm fucked up, if I'm like 10 balls of wine in,

00:45:18and I'm fucking wasted drunk on alcohol,

00:45:20I would definitely rinse off a fucking slice of pizza and eat it.

00:45:23Have you done that?

00:45:23Well, my next question was, have you done it?

00:45:27We're going to polygraph it here next week.

00:45:29I wish this was.

00:45:30I wouldn't be ashamed of it.

00:45:31I think it's a natural thing.

00:45:32The reason I even ask is because I'm sure I have my own instinct.

00:45:35The spray is fine.

00:45:35I'm sure I have it.

00:45:36But I've more so went in the garbage and ate it out than done with.

00:45:40I've done that a lot.

00:45:42But I've done that.

00:45:43It's like, that's like a thing.

00:45:44Everyone's done that, right?

00:45:44It's like, pick it out.

00:45:45Have you done it?

00:45:46Everyone's done it.

00:45:47I've never done it.

00:45:47You've never eaten any of the garbage?

00:45:49I just eat it all.

00:45:50I have no shame in eating it all.

00:45:51Okay.

00:45:51Yeah.

00:45:51Because look at this.

00:45:52He's ripped like He-Man.

00:45:53Yeah.

00:45:53You are ripped like He-Man.

00:45:54But like not.

00:45:55And the battleaxe one, too.

00:45:56No.

00:45:56Um, but I don't even mean like, oh, um, I can't eat this for diet.

00:46:01I mean, like, let's say you had people over as a soup, you know, and then, you know, my

00:46:06lady will throw out, you know, things like, and she'll she's aggressive with the throw

00:46:11out.

00:46:11And I'm like, that's, that's to be eaten.

00:46:13Yeah.

00:46:13You know, and then later that night, I'm probably watching something on TV and I'm just like,

00:46:18and I know it's, I just sit there thinking of it and I'll go now.

00:46:21I'm only pulling it out.

00:46:22If it's like on a magazine, you know, whatever.

00:46:25I'm not like going in between coffee grounds and things like that.

00:46:28But you should go back to skeeving.

00:46:30Say there was a, say someone blew their nose in a paper towel and I was like, it was in

00:46:33there next to the, next to the half the calzone.

00:46:36That would skeeve you out.

00:46:37You wouldn't do it.

00:46:37No, no, no, no.

00:46:38If it was next to the calzone.

00:46:38It has to be the most ideal situation.

00:46:39I've only done this like three, four times in my life.

00:46:40A fresh garbage bag.

00:46:42Yeah.

00:46:42No, I mean, as long as it's at the top and I know, because I'm going to, I will take

00:46:47inventory of what's in the bag.

00:46:48Oh God, yeah.

00:46:49And it's like.

00:46:50And I will not cross a certain line.

00:46:51Yeah.

00:46:52What's the line?

00:46:53I'm not an animal guy.

00:46:55What's the line?

00:46:56It can't be any like real garbage in there.

00:46:58Yeah.

00:46:58You know, if it's just in there with the rest of the food or something like that.

00:47:01Yeah.

00:47:01I think if it's like near it, it's fine.

00:47:03There's a sanitary napkin or a panty shield in there.

00:47:05People are throwing that out in the kitchen garbage.

00:47:08I have.

00:47:09Will you?

00:47:09If I'm spotting on a high, on a heavy, on a unexpected heavy day, I might.

00:47:14Noted.

00:47:14I will not eat out of your garbage.

00:47:16You don't.

00:47:16I've squeezed the clot out in worse places.

00:47:20I squeezed one out just now.

00:47:22Um, you're.

00:47:24Let that lie.

00:47:24Let it lie.

00:47:25Let it lie.

00:47:25There we are.

00:47:26You're, you just said you're, um, you film, you're filming season 11 coming up.

00:47:30Yeah.

00:47:30We're filming right now.

00:47:31Yeah.

00:47:31It starts at July 11th.

00:47:33Yeah.

00:47:33How's it going?

00:47:34It's, it's good.

00:47:35We're still having a lot of fun with it.

00:47:36Did you ever replace Joe, Joe Gatto?

00:47:38Or did I ever what?

00:47:39Did they, did the show ever replace Joe Gatto with another person?

00:47:42Is it still three guys?

00:47:43No, it's a three.

00:47:44Well, we had, um, for the half, second half of season nine, season 10, we had, um, celebrity

00:47:49guests.

00:47:49Yo.

00:47:50It was fun.

00:47:51It was very difficult because, um, the way we film the show, it's like, you have an idea

00:47:57and then you got to, where's the location of that idea?

00:47:59And when is that location available?

00:48:01So much logistics.

00:48:02It's a lot of puzzle pieces.

00:48:03It's so much goes into making the show that people think a lot of people like their, their

00:48:08thing is like, oh, it's so great.

00:48:09You turn on the cameras on you and your friends goof off.

00:48:10I could do it, you know?

00:48:11And then you got to fucking release.

00:48:13Oh my God.

00:48:13I see.

00:48:14I see.

00:48:14There's like 70 people working on this.

00:48:16I see way beyond that.

00:48:18I never had that.

00:48:18I, I see the exact opposite.

00:48:20I see exactly how much legwork goes in this and that, like about the background and people

00:48:25and all the, all the PAs having to get the, the releases from people and how they damage

00:48:29control after you guys have pissed someone off or did something wrong.

00:48:32It's like, it's, it's, I can see everything.

00:48:34And that's why I, you are so well respected in the industry.

00:48:36Nobody can do what you guys do.

00:48:38Can I say that?

00:48:39No, but no one realizes, no, no, seriously.

00:48:42That's so nice.

00:48:43No one can do it.

00:48:44No one realizes what it takes for you to get you up, but think about it.

00:48:48Like what you put yourselves through, it was, it was a, it was a perfect situation,

00:48:53a perfect time and how it all came about.

00:48:56But any comic does, there's nothing, there's nothing, there's not a task in comedy that

00:49:00is as dramatic and as hard as what you guys do.

00:49:03And no one realizes that, how to put themselves in those positions where it's really, everyone

00:49:07thinks it's all scripted and it's just these things.

00:49:09No, they're going raw in there.

00:49:10And there's big stakes that they're taking, big stakes.

00:49:13And also on top of being scared to like get a piss off the parent thinking you're a rapist,

00:49:17on top of, you're going to be funny and you've got to be timely and you have to get the fucking

00:49:21one-liners and you get the, you have to have them, um, bat, you know, do volleyball with

00:49:26you about fucking, so much goes into it.

00:49:29And I, I, I only saw how, how intense that fucking must've been.

00:49:33Very perceptive.

00:49:33Yeah.

00:49:34Yeah.

00:49:34I mean, you know, when I'm out there, so you, the worst thing is not to be present and not

00:49:38to be listening and really be in the moment.

00:49:40Because look, I mean, over 13 years now, I've been in this situation a lot.

00:49:44Got a thicker skin, but it's like, I have to tap back into what it's like, if this is,

00:49:50you know, like, so I go to that place where I'm just like, I'm out there having fun, you know,

00:49:53but I don't know what this, every person is a variable.

00:49:56You don't know how they're going to act, you know?

00:49:57Yeah.

00:49:58And that is what the show is built off of.

00:50:00So I have to honor that when I go out there.

00:50:02But also at the exact same time, I'm producing the show in my head.

00:50:05Yeah.

00:50:06You know, kind of directing the show.

00:50:07Like we're, I'm wearing so many hats when I'm out there.

00:50:10And so it takes, I'm listening in the, like, there's so much stuff going on.

00:50:14And so it, you have to be able to like multitask.

00:50:19How many, like, per, say you have like 10 interactions on a shoot day,

00:50:23how many of those are making it to air?

00:50:26So let's say we film for four to six hours, four hours.

00:50:29Let's, we probably all-

00:50:31Light work.

00:50:32So we got, yeah, well, we got really good at it.

00:50:35And I don't mean good at joking around, just efficient in making the show.

00:50:38Exactly, right.

00:50:39In the beginning, we used to have like 16 hour days and, you know,

00:50:43and we had more burn stuff and we had, you know, it was more wasteful.

00:50:46And then we just got leaner and leaner and more efficient.

00:50:48And like I said, we learned how to make the show.

00:50:50So now, you know, we're in a position where like,

00:50:53we can write like the textbook on it, you know what I mean?

00:50:57And so, you know, we can do, so I'll go, if I,

00:51:00now I'll stop when I know I have it, right?

00:51:02So like in the past, like, you know, so if I'll go out and if I get something,

00:51:08they're so different, the bits.

00:51:09Like a lot of people describe it as you wear an earpiece

00:51:11and they have to do and say what you're told.

00:51:12Because that is the easiest way to describe it

00:51:14and kind of the way it popped first.

00:51:16But that's like 25% of what we do.

00:51:18And everything else is like literally like a la carte, like different things.

00:51:22Like, you know, otherwise it would be so boring.

00:51:24Do you, do you find it easier to interact with guys or girls?

00:51:27Like who makes a better, like-

00:51:28It's just person to person.

00:51:29I could be, you know-

00:51:30You're probably good at now, like kind of observing from a distance

00:51:33and then being like, oh, this person would be good.

00:51:35This person would suck.

00:51:37I'm the best at approaching people.

00:51:39And I'll get nervous to say things.

00:51:42You make me laugh so much.

00:51:43I'll get nervous.

00:51:44I won't, like there's stuff I still won't say.

00:51:47But if I have to say it, I kind of have a gentle way.

00:51:51And so I can get by there.

00:51:52But you know, some bit might only call for me to talk to one person.

00:51:56And so I'll go until I think it's funny.

00:51:58Some bits will be like-

00:51:59And that's you producing the like, you know, when you have it.

00:52:01And some bits I'll have, you know, I'll have like six, seven people.

00:52:04And I'll be like, all right, this three in there I like.

00:52:06Or this one's going to be long because that was really good.

00:52:08And I'll take that from that.

00:52:10And then we're on a clock too.

00:52:11So sometimes if I got what I got because the next guy has to go.

00:52:15You know, we have a stop, you know, stop point.

00:52:17Otherwise, it's overtime.

00:52:18Yeah, yeah.

00:52:19You're a union house.

00:52:20And that sounds intimidating.

00:52:22And it can be.

00:52:22But we're running the ship now.

00:52:24And like I said, we're so good that we rarely run into that problem.

00:52:29But when we're all burning the candle at a lot of ends

00:52:32and we can't just stay really on top of it.

00:52:34Sometimes that like happens.

00:52:35And we need a miracle.

00:52:36We luckily get it sometimes.

00:52:38It takes a lot to do what you guys do.

00:52:40And like, and to like be fearless enough to go into it.

00:52:45Out of the whole cast, the original four, who had the biggest balls

00:52:48and the most fearless approach going into all these challenges?

00:52:52Like who was the guy that you always said?

00:52:53Oh, well, he's definitely gonna kill this.

00:52:55Was it a mixture between all of you or just one guy?

00:52:57Like always like, it's the most fearless.

00:52:59It's Joe and Murr for different reasons.

00:53:02Joe is part of his character to just be balls to the wall and steamroll.

00:53:08And, you know, whatever.

00:53:09I mean, there's still times where we're in scenarios

00:53:11that you can't be comfortable no matter what.

00:53:13Yeah.

00:53:13Larry!

00:53:14Sorry.

00:53:15Yeah.

00:53:16But he, that was his, like, that's what, you know, in the beginning,

00:53:19it's just like a comic finding their voice.

00:53:21Like in the beginning, you know, we play ourselves.

00:53:24Of course, you know, we are heightened versions.

00:53:28You know, not even really.

00:53:29But like, you know, it's still looking.

00:53:31When we started it, like, what are people?

00:53:33What's resonating with people?

00:53:34Right.

00:53:34You know, how are we different?

00:53:35You know what I mean?

00:53:36And like, and so you lean into how I'm different from them.

00:53:40And that's kind of what, because you want people to root for you.

00:53:43Because when we sold the show to True, MTV had been on it.

00:53:47And first, and they wanted to take it and make it a game show.

00:53:51This is the original back end.

00:53:52Yeah, when we pitched it.

00:53:532011, whenever you started.

00:53:54Yeah.

00:53:54And MTV wanted to take it and have different people every time.

00:54:00Yeah.

00:54:00And then, you know, Truce, we were like,

00:54:02no, but the whole point would be that people like us and root for us.

00:54:06That would give people a reason to come back.

00:54:08Otherwise, it's just rinse, repeat.

00:54:09And it would never have been.

00:54:10They would never have the camaraderie or like the

00:54:14dynamic of what it's all about.

00:54:15That's right.

00:54:15That's what made the show.

00:54:16It wasn't just having random people do funny things.

00:54:18It was, it was, they were invested in your friendship.

00:54:21The long life, long life friendship.

00:54:23As kids growing up together.

00:54:24That's having inside fucking jokes with each other.

00:54:27That's the success of the show.

00:54:28More than anything.

00:54:29So we know each other for 35 years.

00:54:30Like I said, no one could have done with it.

00:54:31That's why.

00:54:31You can't recreate that.

00:54:33So, and they went ahead and made that show.

00:54:34But so, so True was like, we'll do it your way.

00:54:36And then MTV went ahead and made that.

00:54:39They took our idea and made the show.

00:54:41How long was it?

00:54:41It was called Money From Strangers.

00:54:43Oh, I think I remember that show.

00:54:45How long of it was like, well, actually my first question is,

00:54:47is there, like you talked to Joe, obviously,

00:54:50is there a world where he comes back on the show?

00:54:52Yeah.

00:54:52Joe, I talked to, we haven't missed a step.

00:54:54He just doesn't work on the show anymore.

00:54:55Yeah.

00:54:55No, I don't think so.

00:54:56Because we kind of like did this whole contract negotiation

00:54:59for what we did in like a vacuum.

00:55:01And it's not that he wouldn't come back,

00:55:02but like he's, he's sunk his teeth

00:55:05into like a whole bunch of other stuff now.

00:55:07It's just like he moved past it, you know?

00:55:10And this is probably like maybe the last season or two,

00:55:13you know what I mean?

00:55:13So it's just like, all right, we've been doing it

00:55:15without him for a whole season and a half.

00:55:16He's doing his thing.

00:55:18He's good.

00:55:18He's in a good place now.

00:55:19And so it just, it's business as usual.

00:55:21You know what I mean?

00:55:22I mean, would I love him to come back?

00:55:23Yeah.

00:55:23But you know, it's just when you're in it,

00:55:26it's just very organic.

00:55:27Like he kind of is doing his own thing now

00:55:29and it is what it is.

00:55:29If he did come back, I think it'd be funny

00:55:31if you guys did like full on.

00:55:33You get him.

00:55:36Full on prosthetics and like crazy makeup.

00:55:39And then like, that would be the,

00:55:40like the ultimate end to the show would be like,

00:55:42I'm getting money for this by the way.

00:55:43True TV.

00:55:44And you guys do full prosthetics and like crazy prosthetics

00:55:47and get him at the end of the show,

00:55:48at the end of the show.

00:55:49Like, and like, you know what I mean?

00:55:50Like he's at the butt of the joke.

00:55:52Like reveal him.

00:55:53No, you guys are, you guys fuck with him.

00:55:54I thought you were like Scooby-Dooing at the end.

00:55:56No, no.

00:55:57It's me.

00:55:57Yeah, you guys Scooby-Doo it.

00:55:58Like you guys are in masks and stuff and like in crazy,

00:56:00like in crazy disguises.

00:56:02Then you fuck with Joe.

00:56:04And then at the end of that,

00:56:05rip your mask off and say,

00:56:06hey, it was us the whole time.

00:56:07And like, you know.

00:56:08We had a long con on Joe.

00:56:09We do long cons,

00:56:10but sometimes it's a secret for like one to two years.

00:56:13Because you can't, because you have to get.

00:56:15Yeah, the whole house and the thing,

00:56:16or your father watching you.

00:56:19Yeah, well that is me.

00:56:20Your sister getting married, all that kind of stuff.

00:56:22Well, that wasn't necessarily a long con,

00:56:23but that was a deep, like a deep one.

00:56:25Like they got the paperwork and everything.

00:56:27Or in season one, season 13, episode three.

00:56:31Well, one they did for me was we filmed something

00:56:34and I touched a statue in a park.

00:56:36Yes.

00:56:36And so on my own, in my own life,

00:56:39they sent me a legal letter.

00:56:41Because it said that they saw it

00:56:42and I wasn't supposed to touch it and I had to go in.

00:56:44And so I'm going in multiple meetings.

00:56:47I'm going into my real life, like my real life.

00:56:49And thinking that I'm in trouble.

00:56:51I'm in trouble with the city.

00:56:53They filmed it?

00:56:54Yeah, they filmed it.

00:56:55I didn't know.

00:56:55It was hysterical.

00:56:56So this was happening over time.

00:56:58Oh, that's fucking great.

00:56:58So for Joe and I, hopefully he doesn't see this.

00:57:01Well, he's not coming back.

00:57:02Fuck it.

00:57:03Okay, so he doesn't watch your show.

00:57:05He's a big gambler.

00:57:06Not like a problem, but he loves to gamble.

00:57:08What can I respond to, The Draft Kings?

00:57:091-800-GAMBLER if you have a problem.

00:57:11Yeah, exactly.

00:57:12And we wanted to, a night that we knew

00:57:15he was going to be in Atlantic City for like a week.

00:57:17I love that.

00:57:18I love the AC trip to gamble.

00:57:20That's such a New York fucking thing.

00:57:22We were trying to get the casino to allow us

00:57:26to have a dealer that was just one table.

00:57:29And we would populate that table with fake gamblers

00:57:33and let him go on an insane run and win like 25 grand.

00:57:39And then as he's leaving, walking out with the money,

00:57:42just come out and be like, you don't have a dollar.

00:57:46But it was supposed to be like on his own time.

00:57:48He would never see it coming.

00:57:50It was just like a lot of legal stuff with the gambling.

00:57:52Yeah, the regulations are insane.

00:57:54Don't we know it.

00:57:56We tried, we tried.

00:57:57Yeah.

00:57:58That's wild.

00:57:59How's Hey Babe doing?

00:58:01You and Chrissy Chaos?

00:58:02Yeah, yeah.

00:58:03It's great.

00:58:03We do Hey Babe and Taste Buds and Hey Babe.

00:58:05And it's good.

00:58:07It's going good.

00:58:08Me and Chris, we toured a lot together

00:58:10and we were always cracking each other up,

00:58:12just telling stories and stuff and the pandemic hit.

00:58:14And we're like, why don't we just, we miss each other.

00:58:16I love that.

00:58:17That was such a good podcast.

00:58:19One of my favorite quotes I still quote to this day,

00:58:21and you've probably heard me say it a thousand times too.

00:58:23And I got from you and on one of the shows,

00:58:25you said, I think they want you to like,

00:58:28like lick someone's or eat,

00:58:29chew some gum out of someone's mouth or something like that.

00:58:31And he said, with all due respect, fuck off.

00:58:35Yeah, with all due respect,

00:58:36you know something disrespectful is coming.

00:58:38But yeah, no.

00:58:39So yeah, I don't, I guess, yeah.

00:58:40I don't know if your audience knows that I do.

00:58:42It's called Taste Buds is one.

00:58:44And Hey Babe, no pressure network on you.

00:58:46What's Taste Buds about?

00:58:47Taste Buds, we didn't, we know you, you taste,

00:58:51you like try foods.

00:58:52Oh yeah.

00:58:52Me and Joe DeRosa, another comedian.

00:58:53Yeah.

00:58:54Argue impassionately.

00:58:56Yes.

00:58:56About just like everything big,

00:58:59everything big versus cinnamon raisin.

00:59:00Yeah.

00:59:01Joe is the type of person that can argue anything.

00:59:03And I'm the type of person that likes to get into detail.

00:59:06Yeah.

00:59:06And so our real life friendship, we were, it was COVID.

00:59:10We rented a house, we were in a pool together

00:59:12and we were fighting ferociously about,

00:59:14we had a, we had a long standing fight

00:59:16about Oreo versus Chips Ahoy.

00:59:18That was, we had on a cruise ship.

00:59:20What's, what side are you on?

00:59:21Oreo.

00:59:22It's not even a question.

00:59:23Chips Ahoy, those thin.

00:59:24Double stuff?

00:59:25Dry.

00:59:26I don't even need the double stuff, but fine.

00:59:27And, but the double stuff now is.

00:59:29Chips Ahoy, that dry.

00:59:30Dry fucking.

00:59:31It'll crack your teeth.

00:59:32Fake fucking chocolate chips.

00:59:33Everybody has an opinion on any food you name,

00:59:35whether they like it or not.

00:59:36That's why it's great.

00:59:37You guys can just come in and jump right in with us.

00:59:39Right.

00:59:39Of course.

00:59:40But yeah, we started just brawling

00:59:41about the everything cinnamon raisin.

00:59:43And, and I was like, is this a podcast?

00:59:46Were you cinnamon raisin?

00:59:48Everything.

00:59:48I was going to say.

00:59:49Everything is like Jesus.

00:59:51And the schemes that fucking put the.

00:59:53I don't want dessert for breakfast.

00:59:53The bacon egg and cheese on the everything

00:59:55and the raisin bagel.

00:59:56The sweet bagel with that.

00:59:58No, not the raisin.

00:59:58No, no, I'm not doing, I'm not doing.

01:00:00No.

01:00:00The raisin bagel with the bacon.

01:00:02But people do that.

01:00:03They do it, yeah.

01:00:03I can understand, for a kid, the raisin bagel,

01:00:05a little toasted with butter,

01:00:07watching Saturday morning cartoons.

01:00:09That sounds lovely for a kid.

01:00:10But when you start getting involved.

01:00:11That's a child's food.

01:00:13The cinnamon raisin.

01:00:14I see it as like, I have a cinnamon raisin

01:00:17with butter like once every 18 months.

01:00:19Just as a treat.

01:00:20Yeah.

01:00:20Like it finds its way into the house.

01:00:22And I, and I'm like, all right.

01:00:24You ever do breakfast for dinner?

01:00:27I'm a human being.

01:00:28Yeah.

01:00:28What's your bread?

01:00:29What's, what's your.

01:00:31My favorite breakfast food though is not anything.

01:00:34I like my favorite foods for each.

01:00:36Cause we've, I talked about this at length,

01:00:38but for each meal, like if they're like,

01:00:40you can only have X amount.

01:00:41They're not impressive.

01:00:42Okay.

01:00:43For breakfast.

01:00:43I'm taking cereal and a waffle.

01:00:47A waffle.

01:00:48An orange juice.

01:00:49A regular.

01:00:49Oh, sweet breakfast, sweet breakfast guy.

01:00:52Well, an orange juice is just, I think it's just.

01:00:55Something about it.

01:00:56It goes with that food.

01:00:57She's pre-diabetic.

01:00:58She can't, she can't touch it.

01:00:59Oh really?

01:00:59OJ over apple?

01:01:01Yeah.

01:01:01Orange juice is my favorite drink of all time.

01:01:03Now I, I now get it.

01:01:04Now we're talking.

01:01:05Oh yeah.

01:01:05I actually used to buy a Tropicana when I was in college.

01:01:09I have the out half and half.

01:01:12And then all day long, just walk around.

01:01:14Cause I drank orange juice so much.

01:01:15Then everyone just knew.

01:01:16And so I was like, I'm going to get acute with this girl.

01:01:20But now I don't drink.

01:01:21I drink orange juice once every two months.

01:01:24Once every two months.

01:01:24I used to drink it every day without fail.

01:01:26Yeah.

01:01:27Cause Harper never got sick.

01:01:28You drink it at dinner.

01:01:30Orange juice at dinner.

01:01:31But I will dunk cookies in orange juice.

01:01:32And I think it's delicious.

01:01:33Oh, you psycho.

01:01:34You psycho.

01:01:35It's delicious.

01:01:35I will dunk anything in orange juice.

01:01:37I'm a dunker.

01:01:38I'll dunk.

01:01:38You dunk your balls in orange juice.

01:01:40Yeah, sure.

01:01:40Why not?

01:01:41But, uh, yeah, no.

01:01:42I, so, and then like a dinner, I'm just doing like ravioli.

01:01:45Oh, and, uh, yeah.

01:01:48I mean, it's not something crazy.

01:01:49We got to get him on Kiki cuisine.

01:01:51Lunch is peanut butter and jelly or ham and cheese.

01:01:53That's my favorite food.

01:01:54Simple.

01:01:54I was on the chair.

01:01:56That's what I would eat.

01:01:57You need to get the chair when you get the chair.

01:01:59Yeah.

01:02:00When I get it.

01:02:00Yeah.

01:02:01Goddamn.

01:02:01I'm trying to think what's another like food.

01:02:03Do we disagree on food?

01:02:04You love food.

01:02:04You're much more into food than I am.

01:02:06I'm trying to think.

01:02:07What's like our pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza and pizza.

01:02:13It's like two at each.

01:02:14Allow me to please.

01:02:15Nicole just answered.

01:02:16We, I was, I have friends in my house right now, actually.

01:02:19And we used to run around the couch and we're talking about

01:02:20our favorite Italian food, our favorite condiment.

01:02:23And that's good.

01:02:24I'll ask you that question.

01:02:24But mine was, uh, mine was, um, linguine clam sauce.

01:02:28You probably should keep that.

01:02:29No, I love it.

01:02:30Okay.

01:02:30Linguine clam sauce.

01:02:31And my condiment was red wine vinegar, but it's not really a

01:02:33condiment, but I just love vinegar things.

01:02:35What is your favorite, um, Italian dish and condiment and

01:02:38separate, not Italian condiments, just any condiment.

01:02:40Sure.

01:02:40Well, it's ravioli.

01:02:42I mean, hands down.

01:02:43Yeah.

01:02:44Just plain marinara.

01:02:45I don't need baked.

01:02:45Don't melt the cheese over it.

01:02:47Yeah.

01:02:47It speaks for itself.

01:02:48Round or square.

01:02:50If I have to choose round.

01:02:51Yeah.

01:02:52I like how thick and chewy the edges are.

01:02:54Oh, so good.

01:02:56You like avodillos?

01:02:56I could eat ravioli every day.

01:02:59Same chewiness.

01:03:00Yeah.

01:03:00And what about your condiment?

01:03:01You know, you can't pick cum.

01:03:03Okay.

01:03:03I didn't know.

01:03:04I didn't know that that fell into the category.

01:03:06Noted.

01:03:06In this show, it does.

01:03:08We dip it in everything.

01:03:11You have it in like packets.

01:03:13Um, you know, I don't want to be like vanilla and be like,

01:03:16you know, like I didn't like ketchup until late in life.

01:03:19I'm sorry.

01:03:20I didn't like mustard until late in life.

01:03:21Yeah.

01:03:22So I'm the same way.

01:03:23Actually.

01:03:24I like spicy brown mustard.

01:03:25It's not my favorite.

01:03:26I'm just saying I didn't even like it until late in life.

01:03:27So I would say ketchup, but you're going to think I'm lying.

01:03:30But, uh, I didn't know that.

01:03:31I guess, I guess salad dressing is a condiment.

01:03:33Yeah.

01:03:33Red wine vinegar.

01:03:34Yes, bitch.

01:03:35I'm telling you on anything.

01:03:37I'm a, I'm a, you drink orange juice.

01:03:39Like it's your job.

01:03:40The acidity.

01:03:40I'm going to, I'm an acid queen.

01:03:42Yeah.

01:03:42I love it.

01:03:42I don't think salad dressing is a condiment.

01:03:44I feel like salad dressing is just a thing that tops it.

01:03:47I don't know.

01:03:47Yeah, I guess so.

01:03:48I don't know.

01:03:49Not to like ranch.

01:03:50I feel like it's more of a condiment.

01:03:50What is yours, Trish?

01:03:51Your favorite Italian food.

01:03:52And Vinny, you're next.

01:03:53Oh God.

01:03:54And condiment.

01:03:55I'm going to butcher the name of it.

01:03:57Oh my God.

01:03:58It's like mayo.

01:03:59Pasta like aburrata.

01:04:02Arrabbiata.

01:04:04Spicy tomato sauce.

01:04:05Sure.

01:04:05Yep.

01:04:07With the noodles, with like the whole.

01:04:08Noodles.

01:04:08Or no, the pasta.

01:04:10I see I'm around the button.

01:04:10This guy's right off the boat of time.

01:04:12I'm right off the boat of time.

01:04:14And then spicy brown mustard.

01:04:16Okay, Vin.

01:04:18You little Ginzo.

01:04:19I would go only my Nana's who unfortunately passed away.

01:04:23My Nana's lasagna or manigotti.

01:04:25I couldn't pick between the two, but one of those two.

01:04:27And then condiment.

01:04:28Condiment, I would just go probably honey mustard.

01:04:32Okay, good.

01:04:33I don't get the mayonnaise, people.

01:04:34I don't get it.

01:04:35I could have it.

01:04:36Not to dip in, but like.

01:04:38I could have it appropriately in complete moderation.

01:04:41That's it.

01:04:42I can't have it.

01:04:42I can't be willy nilly with it.

01:04:43I don't want it on everything.

01:04:44People put it on burgers, get out of town.

01:04:46That's a white, a real white guy thing.

01:04:48Mayo.

01:04:48Yeah, something about it.

01:04:50Mayonnaise is spicy to white people.

01:04:52Mayonnaise is spicy to white people.

01:04:53Yeah.

01:04:54What's it like?

01:04:55Really?

01:04:56I'll tell you though.

01:04:57The spicy brown mustard on a knish is one of my favorite things in life.

01:05:02I doubt.

01:05:02So it's a New York thing.

01:05:04You get it at the hot dog trucks.

01:05:05I used to get them outside.

01:05:06I recognize it when I see it.

01:05:07No, they know what it is.

01:05:08A knish.

01:05:09I'm out of my element here.

01:05:10It's mashed potatoes fried in like a, that's not a knish.

01:05:15A knish is a traditional Jewish snack.

01:05:18There, a square.

01:05:19So it's like a deep fried mashed potato square.

01:05:21There it is.

01:05:21Oh, we had these at the St. Louis airport, didn't we?

01:05:25No, that was a fried ravioli.

01:05:27That's fried ravioli.

01:05:28All right.

01:05:28Do me a favor, Pat.

01:05:29Get yourself a knish.

01:05:30Treat yourself.

01:05:31Maybe I'll go down and get a knish today.

01:05:32There's cheese inside.

01:05:34And you get one from the car.

01:05:35I'm going to do it right after this show.

01:05:36A cheesy mashed potato in a cake, a patty form.

01:05:40Okay.

01:05:42I think they deep fry it, but I don't think there's not a pastry around it.

01:05:45But maybe there's a pastry around it.

01:05:47But it's delicious.

01:05:48And it's a knish.

01:05:49It's like.

01:05:49All right.

01:05:49I gotta check it out.

01:05:50They'll cut it up.

01:05:51I'll slice it in half for you.

01:05:52They'll put it in foil.

01:05:53They'll put the mustard on it and just eat it like a.

01:05:55It's delicious.

01:05:56You'll be the greatest guy in town.

01:05:57I've gotten hungry now.

01:05:59You're headed on the road.

01:06:00I am.

01:06:01I'm on tour constantly because I tour with the guys.

01:06:03And then when that stops, I tour solo and I flip flop.

01:06:05We're on tour too.

01:06:06It's like, you know, that's why we make the big bucks.

01:06:09Where are you guys touring?

01:06:10Well, we have DC next.

01:06:11We're storming the Capitol.

01:06:12We're storming the Capitol.

01:06:13Well, we wanted to make that a poster, but we thought we'd get shadow.

01:06:16And this is some exciting news that we didn't realize that we're doing.

01:06:20We're doing our due diligence as Americans.

01:06:25We are performing in Charleston, South Carolina on Juneteenth.

01:06:29Oh, wow.

01:06:30They booked a show on that day.

01:06:31Yeah.

01:06:32That's crazy.

01:06:33The day slavery was brought to these fine open shores.

01:06:38Banned.

01:06:39Oh, banned.

01:06:40Is we're going to the birthplace of slavery.

01:06:42So it's a very twisted way we weave.

01:06:45It's a taboo.

01:06:46It's a very taboo performance we're having.

01:06:49So we don't know how to feel it.

01:06:50I want to give, you know, correct respect to the cause or to whatever, to what happened there.

01:06:58But I also want to riff on it a little bit.

01:07:01You do want to riff on it.

01:07:02We did.

01:07:02What did we do?

01:07:02We did Atlanta, Austin.

01:07:04Then we're doing this.

01:07:05DC, Buffalo.

01:07:06I'm going to Austin tomorrow.

01:07:06Buffalo, Boston.

01:07:07Where are you going in Austin?

01:07:09Where are you going in Austin?

01:07:10Where am I going?

01:07:11Or where are you performing at?

01:07:12Oh, I'm doing podcasts and then to LA for podcasts because I'm on a run right now for

01:07:17my special, which I don't know if we talked about.

01:07:19Just a few.

01:07:19We didn't talk about your special.

01:07:20It comes out today, actually.

01:07:23This will air on Friday.

01:07:24It's on the 31st, I think it is, on YouTube.

01:07:26It's called Sisters June it for their damn selves.

01:07:28Don't need no Netflix to get my show out there.

01:07:31So it's out today.

01:07:32So it's 11 a.m.

01:07:34If it's not, we'll be out.

01:07:36Yep.

01:07:36We'll be already be out.

01:07:37Yep.

01:07:39So people might be seeing this and it didn't come out yet.

01:07:41It's coming out at 11 a.m.

01:07:42Hell yeah.

01:07:43The perfect segue.

01:07:44It's called Terrified.

01:07:46You can find it on YouTube.

01:07:47So it's free.

01:07:48You can watch it immediately.

01:07:49It's on the 800 Pound Gorilla channel, which is, they're a stand-up comedy channel.

01:07:55So my channel is like, really, the algorithm is podcasting.

01:07:58So I kind of want to push it there.

01:07:59But I'm smart.

01:08:00So it's on there.

01:08:01But you really just type in Salvo Cano Terrified.

01:08:03Hell yeah.

01:08:04Yeah.

01:08:04And then actually today, my tour goes on sale as well.

01:08:07Nice.

01:08:08Channel on sale.

01:08:09New tour.

01:08:09It's a completely different brand new hour than the special.

01:08:12Wow.

01:08:13We're going to copy all the material.

01:08:14Yeah.

01:08:15It's called Everything's Fine.

01:08:16Do you want to do it here?

01:08:18Yeah.

01:08:18Everything's Fine.

01:08:19And yeah, it's at salvocanocomedy.com.

01:08:21You can get tickets.

01:08:22And my tour starts and it goes on sale today.

01:08:24It starts in September.

01:08:26But I'm traveling with the guys on the very last leg of this tour.

01:08:29We ended in August.

01:08:31And all those tickets are on sale, too.

01:08:32We're going to be in Atlantic City July 13th.

01:08:34What's that?

01:08:35You have New York dates?

01:08:37With myself?

01:08:38Not yet.

01:08:38Because I'm going to come here.

01:08:40I just want to come see you.

01:08:41I just did.

01:08:42I'm such a fan of yours.

01:08:44The group just did it.

01:08:46It was like three weeks ago.

01:08:47At Paramount.

01:08:49Did you do Paramount?

01:08:50Radio City.

01:08:51Tumble fucking brag.

01:08:53Perhaps you've heard of it.

01:08:55Yeah, right?

01:08:56Oh, that's cute, sweetie.

01:08:58Well, I don't even know.

01:08:59What is it?

01:08:59Did you see it at Paramount?

01:09:00I don't even know.

01:09:00Oh, you mean Lonely Island?

01:09:02Oh, you said City.

01:09:03They eat you guys alive.

01:09:04That's why I was like, oh, is that like a new theater or something?

01:09:06No, no.

01:09:07Wow.

01:09:07Radio City.

01:09:08That's incredible.

01:09:09You've done that before.

01:09:10I don't want to say the answer because it's going to sound like I'm bragging.

01:09:13No, I know you've been on it before.

01:09:15That was our seventh there.

01:09:16Yeah.

01:09:17I can't believe it.

01:09:18You know, I don't even understand.

01:09:20And every time I'm like, we are?

01:09:22It's sold?

01:09:22Like, I don't know.

01:09:25If you've been living under a rock in Mafia and you have not watched Impractical Jokers

01:09:29or no Selva Connell's work, do yourself a favor.

01:09:32Pour yourself a drink, fire up the YouTube and watch all this fucking shit.

01:09:36I don't get emotional and like I'm very real about comedy and about people that I've looked

01:09:41up to my whole life.

01:09:42And honestly, it is like the smartest, most fabulous, most ballsy shit you do.

01:09:48And you should be very proud of yourself.

01:09:49Thank you so much.

01:09:50Thank you.

01:09:52Your fans are like loyal, right?

01:09:54Like, I can tell they're all drunk women in their 30s.

01:09:57So I'll just like directly to them.

01:10:00Yes.

01:10:00I mean, if you could watch the special like today or this week, it helps.

01:10:04It helps push it out even more.

01:10:05Yeah.

01:10:06So this is the time if you're curious.

01:10:07Yeah, please.

01:10:08And if you like it, if you don't like it, no problem.

01:10:09If you like it, please share it.

01:10:10And you're fine with posting our tour poster on your socials as well.

01:10:14Yes, but you scratch our back was good.

01:10:18And we'll put the link to his hour in the YouTube description.

01:10:20So if you're watching or listening and the podcast description, just click.

01:10:23It's already right there so you can do all that.

01:10:24Thank you, guys.

01:10:25Sal, thanks for coming.

01:10:26Thank you for coming on, Sal.

01:10:27Thanks for inviting me.

01:10:28Can we get a picture before you leave?

01:10:29Of course, yeah.

01:10:30All right, everyone check out his tour.

01:10:32Check out his special and check out our special as well.

01:10:34Thank you for joining us today.

01:10:36See ya.

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