• 11 months ago
Ben Mintz | Viva TV
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00:00 You is your phone blowing up. Yes, like I've had I had two or three no caller ID
00:04 Calls in the last three minutes pick up dude. I'm not you could step away
00:10 Okay, you could step away. I've had okay. I feel like you're no
00:14 I I'm saying like if you if you have this if you're in the source game, you're in the source game. Okay. All right
00:19 We will have lift off
00:21 One two, let's spin it around three
00:32 Some drama I think I broke my car. No, no timeout. Well, that's bad. Great job Lucas
00:47 Pain still hurts can't lift it. This is bad yesterday leaving the stream mentals were bad, dude
00:53 I'm so I'm so I'm so tired of the people saying fake and faking
00:57 Shut it down, I'm just gonna just not I'm just not gonna read the chat anymore
01:03 Once my address starts getting dropped then it's yeah, then that's a problem
01:06 They're putting out my address people saying like the milk is switched with something else. The throw-up was clearly fake
01:16 How do you fake throw visors call duty? It's it?
01:20 It's about it. It's my day. How do you think the stream went last night? Um
01:24 It could have gone better he was having a tough time and he was fed up so he wanted to end it
01:31 That's his call. You know if the chat was being toxic then shut the stream down
01:36 I was just a serious if you were able to get any sleep knowing that you were responsible for what happened to Jerry
01:41 I I don't agree with that. It's not my fault. Some people are saying zuppies fall
01:45 I mean I stood no chance. I'm holding a camera in one hand Jerry gets up and within half a second
01:51 He's going right back down when JJ is going down. He's
01:54 He's going down. There really is no helping that he felt like five times. So
01:59 It's canceled with one or two else - you of all people should know that
02:04 True Jerry - one week suspension. The suspension was for not being prepared not being ready in that one week
02:10 He you know had the biggest stream one of the biggest streams in this company's history was back on top of the world last night
02:16 I mean, how would you describe the stream last night?
02:18 They kept the chat buried Jerry Chad owns Jerry Chad is in his head. He can't handle it bully hours
02:24 What does that mean? We're gonna do a grand entrance and like be like I'll celebrate it
02:30 But then it's like he's back down to square zero and we don't know if he's prepared
02:34 Which was the entire issue in the first place
02:36 So do we have to put up with being prima Donna Jerry because he tried to number one in the world
02:41 He could always like dick drop that no, no. Okay, so we don't give a fuck performance
02:45 That's what I think that's expected. That's expected. Fair enough. Prima Donna. Jerry will not be tolerated
02:51 I guess I'm bigger streams. You wouldn't you know, I did I went back to work
02:54 But the people who are successful in this business, right?
02:57 And I Dave has a lot of this and I think I have a lot of it if you hit a big moment
03:04 It's great and it will give you this like high for a day
03:09 Two days, but the high goes away and you got to go chase the moment. Sure. That's the dog. That's true
03:15 Would you say that Hank? Yeah, I think
03:17 Because I never stopped
03:19 Eva Jerry, so what is he gonna stroll in here?
03:25 Oh
03:30 He did say he has diarrhea it just smells like milk
03:33 I mean him and his sling is gonna be so funny for this see how much energy
03:36 Jacket over a hoodie. How do you want?
03:45 Sports about
03:49 Oh
03:51 One like that
04:06 You're right one of my new clothes, yeah
04:10 Where's your mental set before we start good because people are expecting something from JJ
04:16 I'm just gonna get on my good fix. I did a lot of research, but we need some energy to
04:20 Yeah
04:22 Damn I think you don't give energy. I'll break your other fucking shoulder. I have energy. I know what I'm talking about this week
04:28 I'm alright actually, by the way. Thank you
04:30 Alright, here we go. Three two one. I
04:34 Don't know how to change the incline on this thing
04:39 Me and Mitzi probably around the same weight
04:45 You don't run on these type of treadmills and survive. I want to get this thing faster. This is all I does
04:50 This is I mean, it's a child's play. I wish I could go faster. I wish you could go faster
04:55 I don't know. He's doing well so far, but now he's getting really into it pumping his fists and all
05:06 I have a fear that he is gonna lose his balance if it was faster
05:09 And it could go up to like a higher speed
05:11 I think right now you can only get it up to a 10-minute mile
05:14 He absolutely would fall off
05:16 So we machine
05:39 Y'all saw that little yeah, well snowmobile arm, you know, he goes to six point
05:44 We're shooting around in the office the other day just shooting free throws shouldn't have court shots messing around big cat asked
05:54 Do you think it'd be easier to shoot 50 free throws in a row or five?
05:57 half-court shots in a row the 50 free throws being like I shoot five big cat shoots five tightest shoots five and each of us just
06:04 Have to make five until we get to 50 or five half-court shots. I said half-court shots would be infinitely infinitely easier
06:11 Quigs and Trey punch some numbers they agreed and then we said, you know, we got to test it out
06:16 You gotta get the grooves right you don't know how to shoot a basketball
06:27 You're inconsistent because you hold the ball differently every time you chew every time you hold it
06:33 I
06:35 Wish I ignored a mr. Freshman - thank you. This is happening. I
06:40 Mean if you make 80% of your free throws, you're still gonna fuck everybody if it's hard, that's not the problem
06:49 It's it's can it be possible. Let's focus. Let's all just hit five right now
06:53 Oh
06:55 Fuck we came to get a free throw, you know, what?
07:11 Brady and I were actually doing okay, and you came in
07:13 Like a fire you're lashing out at everyone. What's worse than the bad of me energy is the bad shooting from the free throw
07:21 We couldn't get to 15 with three good shooters four good shooters we couldn't do it for 20 minutes
07:27 I'm not trying to be like a argumentative. I'm just being objective
07:30 Yes, yes, yes
07:38 That's not bad, I know that makes me a little more encouraged
07:48 I
07:50 Don't feel good about it. I think that may be shooting three
07:55 That is dude perfect you're trying to be do perfect dude perfect. Dude. Perfect. Hey perfect
08:02 What what do you think?
08:04 Like what we had our nerds crunch the numbers on how long it would take us to hit 50 free throws in a row
08:09 And then you go scary scared you let numbers scary
08:12 55,000 chance
08:15 Shooting a that I would have made it to the NFL and Chris
08:18 He's getting scared of numbers
08:23 20 when I first walked in here you have a nap breakfast. What's the I mean that breakfast? What's the number Hank?
08:30 Fucking cranky ass bitch. I've told you this before
08:36 There's a book that I read to my kids called grumpy monkey
08:39 The monkey chimpanzee is grumpy all the animals in the animal kingdom are like hey Jim
08:43 You're grumpy, and he's like he's like why why aren't you smiling Jim's like I'm not grumpy. I'm not grumpy
08:49 I'm not grumpy and at the end of the book the gorilla gets the porcupines his butt
08:53 He's like I've had a bad day and Jim's like yeah
08:55 You know what I'm kind of grumpy and that makes me happy to say that I admitted
08:59 I was grumpy you just have to say hey, I'm grumpy
09:02 Instead of coming in and being like I'm not a bad move
09:11 Successful experiment Hank
09:13 Fuck
09:20 I'm grumpy close a grumpy monkey
09:23 Girl grumpy monkeys gotta eat oh
09:27 My god
09:32 Lance might be the nicest most innocent guy in this office which makes this
09:37 So much better his best friend is a big youtuber used to be a milk boy nicknames
09:41 Cena Nick took Lance out one night with
09:44 Nick's girlfriend who happens to be a pretty popular adult actress Skybury ever heard of her
09:49 I haven't just asking you and then the next thing you know
09:51 Lance gets coerced into a midnight New Year's kiss. I believe my boy starting the new year off, right oh
09:59 That's my dog I'm proud of him that's great
10:03 He's juggling more girls than a clown juggles fucking bowling pins
10:08 He's got game. Maybe not my greatest moment, but like haven't heard from her since she lives in Indiana, so yeah, not great
10:14 But hey still a good moment. I suppose right I taught him that tongue motion
10:17 That's not what I meant that was wasn't that a New Year's kiss was that midnight when that happened midnight New Year's Eve
10:22 Yep, most love stories start out
10:24 Oh-woah give her the one to Baron Von rash
10:32 He's in there like swimwear typically the other Danny is the public makeout guy amongst our group
10:36 Yeah, yeah, not true your public make out a calm redhead slander. There's nothing wrong with the public make out what?
10:42 That's most other Florida thing you said what's wrong with it. Just make out of bars. Yeah, where else are you supposed to do it?
10:48 I don't think people do that like you're a weirdo if you're making on the girls of course
10:52 You got a leash lay one on not to the old hypothetical is would you rather make out the girl at a bar and not make
10:57 Out the girl at all. I mean I'm hooking up with her at the bar every time
11:00 What are we doing push comes to shove and it's like all right like it's now or never stuck sure
11:04 But like it's it's definitely a last resort
11:06 last resort
11:09 No one likes to sit in a bar be having beers and look to their right just see I'm not saying good for you
11:13 I'm not saying full French
11:15 Like a three-second French, but at the club at the club you could hook up as much as you are
11:20 Yeah, you want a fucking 11
11:22 You want to do that sure go for it
11:25 I don't know if I should be embarrassed or proud
11:27 Best player in the office takes one to no one
11:30 Take that
11:33 You know Mitz is doing sources for the Bama coaching search. Are you is your phone blowing up?
11:38 Yes, I've had I had two or three no caller ID calls in the last three minutes pick up
11:44 Do you not picking up? I know you could step away
11:47 I had no clue up until like five minutes ago when I got a text from the New York office that
11:52 Mincy is currently texting a fake source that said hey is this Ben mince. My name is Reggie. I'm a junior at Bama
11:58 I write for the football team for the Crimson White saw your tweets about Bama and have a scoop for you
12:02 You might be interested in mincey replies sure fire away. Call me. I have a couple of minutes
12:07 So right now Reggie who is somebody in the New York office said that he is in class
12:12 But he's gonna call him during the middle of the act with a hot scoop that Bill O'Brien and mal
12:17 Moore are at the facility at Alabama right now
12:19 So mincey spot to go over to on scoops. This is Reggie. I just gave you a text. I'm finally out of class
12:24 Sorry man, that's my bad
12:29 Yeah, my co-worker we've been switching in and out of class but he was over at the mount more facility obviously with
12:37 With saving leaving and then and then everything breaking down over there, but he did spot Bill O'Brien take it with what you will but
12:46 That can be some smoke there, but we're covering it as we speak right now. We're just switching in and out
12:51 Scoops and just like all right hangs up at Brooklyn
12:58 All right
12:58 That was a source on Bama's campus who said they just I don't I don't know that I'm taking this too seriously that Bill O'Brien
13:03 Was spotted on campus. Whoa, that makes sense, but they wouldn't hire him to the head coach. Why not?
13:08 Who do you think it's gonna be? I think I mean, I think the Boer makes no sense right now
13:11 Norvell's name came up a remit in the Jimmy Sexton things laying Kirby and Kayla DeBoer
13:16 The Dion thing I don't think there's any chance of Bama
13:19 But if Bama looked at Mike Norvell and Norvell went before the state to Bama Dion being a Florida State guy for a state
13:24 What's okay?
13:26 Basically all the best football coaches could be
13:33 Candidates correct. Yeah or
13:37 not
13:39 Also, correct Wow, I would love to get Tim's thoughts on what he thinks we're talking about. Yeah, I'm getting less than 1% of this
13:45 I know all the locations we've mentioned Florida, Alabama
13:49 One up on that do a D&D campaign of a college football coaching search. Yeah, absolutely
13:57 Yeah
13:59 If I were to get like the 3d model done where this was just on me
14:22 I my ass was out would they take that down from YouTube?
14:25 That might be funny Hank will probably be a big big buzzkill huge bitch
14:51 Back there Trey, I don't know you doing a great job. You're a real pro. Yeah, my hairy ass flopping around everywhere
14:58 We're good. We're good. Yeah. I thank you. Thank you. What a guy
15:02 I asked was just hanging out. What happened? Yeah, my entire ass. Sorry.
15:08 Sorry
15:10 You

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