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00:00People don't understand this is the biggest sports star to ever step foot in any varsal office
00:05I've been watching him since like 2000. No, I'm not nervous. Who me? Nervous?
00:16I don't want him to make the first shot. I want him to hit Malasek in the face.
00:23And the f***ing goalie. Yeah. Can we talk about that guy for a minute? That's not what I was expecting
00:30He's going for the win. What a save. What a play by Rizzo.
00:43I'm ready. I'm ready to rock. I've been thinking about this for legitimately 40 years.
00:47Faces are broken. I'll take a broken nose. Like that? I don't care about that.
00:50You like the ground size? Yeah. No more ground size.
00:54Oh, you put a lot of pressure on me.
00:57Two days ago I'm coming. So you forced me to come.
01:01Yeah, sorry. It's an honor to meet you.
01:05He's a diss track. So don't worry about it. It's okay.
01:10It's kind of his whole role. We cannot all be perfect.
01:12Yeah, right. That's where I'm from.
01:16Okay, that was like the craziest thing in my entire life.
01:18I'm just sitting here. I had to get the seat. I knew he was coming.
01:21I wanted to act like I was working, but I don't do that.
01:24He looks at me. He's like, oh, it's you. You're the one that put the pressure on me.
01:27That's why I'm here. I was like, dude, I was just excited. It's an honor to meet you.
01:30He goes, no, it's a pleasure to meet you and puts out his hand.
01:33God put out his hand and I shook his hand.
01:35People don't understand. This is the biggest sports star to ever step foot in any Marshall office.
01:40And I shook his hand.
01:42This is basically his dream job. It's like a kid's playhouse.
01:46We got bought seven or eight years ago. We all moved to New York.
01:51Grew from like eight people to, I don't know, like 400.
01:55I always wanted to move back to Chicago and do something like this.
01:59So we created this whole thing. So we do podcasts.
02:02I co-host the number one sports podcast.
02:05Do you speak about American sports or worldwide?
02:08We talk mostly American sports, but we will talk soccer.
02:12The whole company is kind of a reality show.
02:14So we're always filming stuff. So people get drawn into like...
02:19Who is the pizza guy?
02:21Pizza? He started the whole company.
02:23He should come to Italy. That is where the real pizza is, not this American pizza.
02:28I'll hit him up and see if he wants to do a pizzeria.
02:30Do you play golf?
02:31No, he's a rich man's boy.
02:39So you have to make up, be creative.
02:44And you get some guests here sometimes?
02:46The nice thing is you're in Chicago, so difficult to bring.
02:48The nice thing is we're at a point now where we're big enough.
02:51Whenever someone comes, they come here.
02:54You made me come.
02:55Yeah, you flew out just for us. You're not even supposed to be here.
02:59What's your favorite American sport? Here, I'll keep showing you guys.
03:02I think everything with ball I would do great.
03:05Yeah. Do you watch American football?
03:07Yeah, I used to live in LA two years.
03:09Oh yeah, that's right.
03:10Gals.
03:13Okay.
03:15We'll come back.
03:16NFL, I like the contact sport. I feel alive.
03:19The only thing is baseball. I'm going next week.
03:23Where are you going?
03:24New York Yankees. I want to see a game. I've never seen a game.
03:27And I don't understand really the rules.
03:29It's hard to understand. It's stupid.
03:31I think when you know it, it's easier to follow.
03:35So we've got a full kitchen set up.
03:37He made you some Swedish meatballs.
03:39Oh, yeah.
03:40Do you want to try his meatballs?
03:41Yeah.
03:42All right, let's try his meatballs.
03:43What is the difference between a meatball and a Swedish meatball?
03:45Not much, really.
03:47What do they serve at the furniture store?
03:49Yeah, the IKEA.
03:50Intelligent people buy from IKEA.
03:52I like IKEA. I'll tell you what.
03:54I spend too much when you can spend a little, but yeah, you still get the furniture.
03:58Have you been in Sweden?
03:59I've never been, no. But I know the cuisine.
04:02They're pretty good.
04:03That was pretty good?
04:04Yeah.
04:05All right, there you go.
04:06I'll take one more.
04:07Yeah, I'll take one more.
04:08I always eat.
04:12It's paradise here.
04:13Wow, good job.
04:15There you go.
04:16Thank you, chef.
04:17Is this a digital dish?
04:18Yes.
04:19Is it good quality?
04:20Yeah.
04:21Because I want to buy from my home.
04:22Yeah, take it.
04:26Zupi, I don't know if you can get it.
04:28I don't want to look like a bitch.
04:29All I've done is set eyes on him.
04:31Now I'm pretending to be doing nothing, just hoping to see him again, just so I can say hi.
04:36I mean, look at this.
04:39That's crazy.
04:40Brother, I'm sitting down.
04:41I've been sitting down the whole time.
04:42I've been watching him since, like, 2000.
04:45He almost came to Arsenal.
04:46I was going to ask him about that.
04:47How do I play it cool?
04:49You don't.
04:52How do you do it?
04:53How do you accept it?
04:54How am I going to do it?
04:59When he did the thing where LeBron sent him a signed jersey, and he sent it back signed Zlatan.
05:05Okay.
05:06None of us are special.
05:07And that's kind of the hook.
05:09It's like, our audience...
05:10But are you being nice always, or are you fucking around a lot?
05:13No, definitely not nice always.
05:15There's a lot of fighting and anger, talking shit.
05:20Yeah.
05:21Good job.
05:22This is where you do...
05:23Yeah, this is where we do the podcast.
05:24Bro, I have a present for you.
05:25Oh, let's go.
05:26This is mine, or Milan, the team I used to play for.
05:31My number.
05:32Wow.
05:33To Barstow, or is not the team here?
05:35No, you can.
05:36Yeah, I can.
05:37Okay.
05:38So we actually were...
05:39We had the craziest thing.
05:40We got bought by a gambling company.
05:42Dave, the pizza guy.
05:44So they bought us for 650 million.
05:47650 million?
05:49Yeah, yeah.
05:50Yeah, a lot of money.
05:51You said you're not rich.
05:52You fucking...
05:53I never said I wasn't rich.
05:54Hold on.
05:55I never said I wasn't rich.
05:56Dave bought the company back last summer for $1.
06:00And Dave is the...
06:01The pizza guy.
06:02Pizza guy.
06:03Yeah.
06:04You like that?
06:05Pizza guy?
06:06Yeah, he likes that.
06:07He's known as the pizza guy.
06:08Because I saw some things on the digital platform.
06:11I see this guy trying pizza everywhere.
06:13And I think he's with the UFC.
06:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:17Because we're friends with Dana White.
06:18Okay.
06:19Yeah, those guys.
06:20Good, good.
06:21You're doing great things.
06:22Not bad things.
06:23Nice.
06:24Okay, good.
06:25Good stuff.
06:26All right, I'll give you the rest of the tour.
06:27We have a turtle back there who does gambling picks.
06:29So, special turtle.
06:31We had a goldfish who picked games who was awesome.
06:33Yeah.
06:34Like five or six years ago.
06:35Was he good?
06:36He was incredible.
06:37He was like 60% winners.
06:39This guy is watching these fools play keepy-uppy.
06:42They can't even get the fucking ball to the next man.
06:44Look at him.
06:50So, who's your favorite team?
06:51The Bears.
06:52All the Chicago teams.
06:53And then I went to school at Wisconsin, which is...
06:56That's my college teams.
06:58The Badgers.
06:59Buffalo, no?
07:00So, we're very good friends with Josh Allen.
07:02Okay.
07:03Yeah.
07:04Do you know him?
07:05No.
07:06How we doing, man?
07:07Nice to meet you.
07:08I got you a plop and a job.
07:09Nice.
07:10Yeah, whatever.
07:11Which one's better?
07:12Plop or a job?
07:13Plop is good.
07:14Plop is good.
07:15I'll keep the job.
07:17You hurt my feelings when you didn't sign for us.
07:18We had you in the jersey and you didn't sign for us.
07:21Almost.
07:22Almost.
07:23I need to get out of here.
07:24I need to go breathe.
07:25I need to go breathe.
07:26I need to go breathe.
07:27Oh, shit.
07:31I got a shot in a few minutes.
07:32I'm ready for injury from you.
07:33How cool would that be?
07:34Oh, what happened to your nose?
07:35Yeah, Zlatan broke it.
07:36That'd be fucking sweet.
07:38Yeah, no, I'm not nervous.
07:40Who, me?
07:41Nervous?
07:42You play softball?
07:43Yeah.
07:44Kickball now.
07:45Oh, getting goals.
07:46Yeah.
07:47Real balls?
07:48No, no real balls.
07:52This is not real balls.
07:53Let's try this.
07:54This is a long time ago.
07:55Yeah.
07:56Oh!
07:58Yeah, the goal's so small.
08:00Yeah.
08:06Ready?
08:17He got broke.
08:18Oh, my fucking God.
08:20Good job.
08:21Good job, man.
08:22Hey, you were nice.
08:23Thank you, Connor.
08:24Awesome.
08:27I'm shaking.
08:28Zlatan, can we do a quick picture with the gloves?
08:30Yeah.
08:32Bro, you make me look bad.
08:33I'm sorry.
08:34I think you are a versatile guy now.
08:36So if you need a job, let me know.
08:39We'll hire you.
08:40If they fire me, I'm going to come back here.
08:42Yeah.
08:43Well, your job could be to sit in the game room and watch sports.
08:47Thank you, everybody.
08:49Thank you for coming in, guys.
08:51This is a long trip.
08:53Thank you so much.
08:54Great meeting you.
08:55Thank you guys so much.
08:56Oh, my God.
08:57You're going to retire now.
08:58Worst-case scenario for everyone else, he's going to be so cocky.
09:01Oh, it's going to be so annoying.
09:03One save is cool.
09:04He didn't need three.
09:05Three is too many.
09:10Going home?
09:11No.
09:12Yo, man, I don't know if you heard.
09:13That's it.
09:14That's it.
09:15That's it.
09:16That's it.
09:17That's it.
09:18That's it.
09:19That's it.
09:20That's it.
09:21That's it.
09:23The sign says, please shower before entering the cold plunge, which I guess means Jake
09:30Mouse can't enter the cold plunge.
09:32So I just looked up what's the recommended temperature range of an ice bath.
09:3548 to 59 degrees.
09:37Right now, we are at 43 degrees.
09:40It's the numbing of your fingers when you go in here.
09:42All right, here it goes.
09:43Oh, God.
09:44Fuck, dude.
09:46I might actually kill myself instead.
09:48Oh, it's starting.
09:50It's starting.
09:51Go, go.
09:52Oh, fuck.
09:55It's starting.
09:56It's starting.
09:57It's starting.
09:59Fuck.
10:00Oh, my God.
10:01That looks so miserable.
10:08You want a better ankle?
10:21Fuck.
10:27It's a dive.
10:44Fuck.
10:45Fuck.
10:46Fuck.
10:47Fuck.
10:48Fuck.
10:49Fuck.
10:50Fuck.
10:54You ready?
11:06Fuck.
11:09Shit.
11:10All my days.
11:11All my fucking days.
11:13All my days.
11:20Fucking hell.
11:21My days.
11:22Fuck.
11:23All my days.
11:24Oh, shit.
11:25Oh.
11:26It's had to have been.
11:27Fuck you.
11:28Ah.
11:29Oh.
11:30Oh.
11:31Holy shit, that cold.
11:32Oh.
11:33Oh.
11:34Oh.
11:35Oh.
11:36Oh.
11:37Oh.
11:38Oh.
11:39Oh.
11:40Oh.
11:41Oh.
11:42Oh.
11:43Oh.
11:44Oh.
11:45Oh.
11:46Oh.
11:47Oh.
11:48Oh.
11:49Oh.
11:50Oh.
11:51Oh.
11:52Oh.
11:53It takes your breath away.
11:55It takes your breath away.
11:56Oh.
11:57Oh, my God.
11:58Oh.
11:59Oh.
12:00Oh.
12:01Oh.
12:02Oh.
12:03Oh, my God.
12:04That was cold.
12:05Fuck, that sucks.
12:18Oh, I'm making sharp decisions, big time.
12:21Oh, who's on the count?
12:22You'll be on the count?
12:23Sir, the count's on you.
12:24Oh, okay.
12:28Oh, wow.
12:29Uh-oh.
12:31I went in cold.
12:33What?
12:34I thought I could shoot it.
12:35No.
12:36Oh, no.
12:38It's a wrap.
12:42Wait, it has to be four.
12:44I put it in a freaking row.
12:45Oh.
12:48No.
12:50All right, you said.
12:57No, no.
13:00Wait.
13:03Better.
13:06That's much better.
13:11Oh, it gave you that one.
13:1424 shots.
13:18I mean, that's crazy.
13:31Oh, God.
13:3915 shots.
13:41Wow.
13:42It took you 24?
13:43You wanna go again?
13:44Yeah.
13:45I'm warm now.
13:46Oh, okay.
13:46Uh-oh.
13:48Oh, no.
13:50Oh, no.
13:53Jerry.
13:56Jerry.
14:02This is so bad.
14:04I'm not agreeing with you.
14:06All right, we can bring it in after this.
14:08This is so, oh, my God.
14:13Oh, my God.
14:18Oh.
14:25Oh.
14:32I mean, this is a joke, Jerry.
14:38Woo.
14:4213 shots.
14:44I'm not a three-pointer guy.
14:46Three-throwers, I embarrass you.
14:52Don't fuck this up.
14:55Oh, look at that.
14:58Oh, no.
15:02He's good at three-throws.
15:04That's all he can do.
15:06I'm not a free-throw shooter like you.
15:11Okay.
15:14Oh, you gotta make it first.
15:16That's it, you gotta make the rest.
15:18No, no, no, you gotta make your first to start it.
15:20Oh, my God, okay.
15:23All right, one for one.
15:24Here we go.
15:41Oh.
15:44Oh.
15:46Yeah, you can help, but you missed.
15:47I'm tired.
15:48Oh, you always gotta make it first.
15:50You want again?
15:51All right.
15:52One for one.
16:13Brutal.
16:14I'm not worried.
16:18You gotta make it first.
16:18Oh, okay, great, great, great.
16:20Gotta make the first, love that rule.
16:24Okay, one for one.
16:28Well, not that well.
16:32One again.
16:34What do you wanna play next?
16:35Three outs, I'll pitch to you.
16:39What's that?
16:41Single?
16:42Okay.
16:44Okay.
16:49Woo, one out.
16:53That's a double play.
16:54That's not a double play, it's an out though.
16:56Ah, okay, two outs.
16:59Oh, no.
17:04Oh, God.
17:06Fuck.
17:07Four outs.
17:10Fuck.
17:12Oh, it's out.
17:15I'm gonna fuck him up.
17:17Also, I'm gonna take a lot of pitches.
17:24Walk, one on.
17:29That's it?
17:30Nope.
17:31What do you mean, no?
17:32Hit the bottom of the thing, not the actual thing.
17:36Bro, I mean, he just went right over the plate.
17:40Two men on, first and second.
17:45This is just fucking bullshit, bro.
17:49Base is loaded.
17:55Just try to hit the thing.
17:58That's a single.
17:59All right, one run.
18:02I'm not even doing this anymore.
18:03I wanna hit.
18:04He's just so bad.
18:06Yep, yep.
18:07All right, fine, I'll give you that one.
18:08Hit the bottom of the thing.
18:09I'll give it to you.
18:09Three, one.
18:11Nope.
18:12How did you take that?
18:13Right down the middle.
18:14Two runs in.
18:19Five, three, you.
18:23I want to, but you're not even close.
18:29Okay, but we're on a score.
18:30Yeah.
18:32That hit me.
18:33Base is loaded again.
18:36Oh, my God!
18:41No mulligans, one hole.
18:43That's what we're doing.
18:44One mulligan.
18:46Let's go, Jerry.
18:47Get it together.
18:48I need you to get a win.
18:49Because right now, you're down 3-0.
18:54And no talking in the back swing, right?
18:57Yeah, but you just did.
18:58I was making the rule.
18:59No talking in the back swing?
19:01No.
19:04Oh, gross.
19:11Shit.
19:12Not a bad shot.
19:14Right.
19:15Not a bad shot.
19:18Oh, look at that.
19:20Simulator cheated for you.
19:26What a shot.
19:27Great shot.
19:30Oh!
19:37Stay, stay, stay!
19:40If you hit this, you win.
19:42You win.
19:46Shit.
19:48So I won?
19:50You didn't know how to finish?
19:50You just were pitching so many balls.
19:52I don't know how to pitch with the little ball.
19:54Find the strikes on the screen and put a dollar in it.
19:56Put a dollar in it.
19:58Is that a cobra?
19:59Oh, yeah.
20:13You look so good, though.
20:15I don't know why everybody's having fun.
20:17Oh, no!
20:19No!