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00:00They've kind of ruined my day. Will and Taylor ruined your day?
00:07Yeah, more Will than Taylor. Hey, we didn't ruin your day the way you chose to handle
00:10everyone your day. Is that all that happened to you? I see you haven't changed a bit. I
00:14tapped him on the ass, slightly, and you were on the other side and you guys were talking
00:18to somebody so I couldn't interrupt your conversation. Hello, boys. Welcome. What's up, man? I thought
00:23you were just talking to each other. No, we were talking to Whistle Dave. What was his
00:28name? The Ohio State boy. How about the Big Ten though, Brandon, huh? Very good. I tweeted
00:32last week the Big Ten has three best teams in the country. Four. Three. Who's the four?
00:37Three. How much do you have? Indiana's trash. I'm talking about Michigan. Michigan beat
00:44Ohio State and beat Ohio State. And also Illinois and Indiana and a bunch of other teams. We
00:48actually lost Indiana and Illinois. Yeah, beef's here. There you go. Beef. I like that.
00:53Wait till Gruden. Gruden's going to probably put you to, what do you think, left tackle?
00:58So, first day, day one, Barstow Beef here in the office, Chicago office. Got reminded
01:03by Brandon Walker pretty quick that first day is Jersey Day, so messed that one up,
01:08but that's okay. Office here is sick. I mean, just looking around and going out and seeing
01:12the ball court. We got a short game facility over there, putting green, full simulator.
01:16So this place is the fantasy factory on steroids. It's awesome. Yeah, so I'll make content for
01:22play. I'll do a tip series for him. Really excited to start working with Jersey Jerry.
01:26We're going to try and get him to break a hundred. Optimistic forecast. We'll have Jerry
01:29break at a hundred by the masters. And then from there, just how do we grow the game of
01:33golf? How do we get some people here in the office, better golf swings and looking forward
01:38to a great year in 2025 golf. All right, so the great thing, right, is you have plenty
01:44of loft. There was no errors in terms of getting the off the loft off the ground, right? But
01:48when you're looking at these lines on the screens, right, the more curvature you have,
01:51all that means is that there's imbalance between the club path where that thing wants
01:55to move and you're facing. Yep. Somewhere there. Okay. Okay. Because we want consistency
02:00over and over and over again, right? That's what everybody comes to the first swing for.
02:02Yeah. How do we become more consistent? So let's see something that's maybe a waist
02:05high to waist high swing. And all our goals to do is have square contact and your path
02:11be down that line with a square club face. So we're going to go from here just to that
02:18position there for us. So this angle right here should be matching your spine. Nice.
02:25Much straighter in total, right? Well, that one, yes, further distance. But again, our
02:32shots are now dispersion wise this way, which is what we're looking for. Yeah. We're still
02:35from there and we're just going to swing here waist high. Okay. Again, we don't care about
02:42total distance. Already giving out lessons. Free game? Absolutely. Because I have that
02:50first lesson? No. Wanton Don was in here earlier hitting balls. We didn't have the simulator
02:55up or anything. We're going to have some, some athletes in here hitting some good shots
02:57for sure. A hundred percent. If we look at one of the ones you had before, you had to
03:02be one of these three, right? Yep. So these guys, the line starting, let's say more to
03:07the right a little bit, but look out how much more of a deviation that is. Yeah. Yeah. So
03:12now can we get your path to somehow go a little bit more down our target line instead
03:17of it feeling left of the target line. Does that make sense? That's already great work
03:20from there. Yeah. Yeah. We're just, boom. Much better. Yeah. You can play that every
03:30single day. I met this guy. What's up, man? I'm Beef. Howdy. Nice to meet you. How you
03:33doing? Takes the hat off. Golf guy. Golf guy. My papa's really good. Oh, I'm Beef. Do you
03:38teach lessons? Dude, you gotta tell me how to get around this. We'll be just fine. We'll
03:43be just fine. I just need like 50 more lessons like that and I'll be breaking 90. Max! He
03:52might have left. He has been known to hide from time to time. Have you seen Max upstairs?
03:57No. It's still warm. He's around here somewhere. That has been recently worked at. Have you
04:04seen Max around? I feel like he's hiding. Have you guys seen Max? Yo, come on in. Oh,
04:09what's up guys? What's up? Stay in it! I mean, you're just stuck. Let me try one more time.
04:27Can't wait for the new gym. You know, I'm on day seven of 90 days clean. I'm going to
04:30be in there like swimwear every day. Abs coming soon. Not there yet, but trust the
04:35process. Planet Fitness, baby. Let's go. I'm going to hit the gym with the foot. Upper
04:41body. Alright, thank you Planet Fitness. We're going to be so ripped. It's going to be crazy.
05:01Someone's going to get stuck under the bench press. One billion percent. Encore! Encore!
05:06Let's go, Ben! Other side! Other side! Other side! No, other side! Speech! Thanks to Planet
05:16Fitness. Appreciate your sponsorship. Let's make it a good 2045. Yeah! One more cut! One
05:24more cut! One more cut! One more cut! Yeah! To honor, if you can't, no, I'm just kidding.
05:34Alright, I'm pretty much burned off my entire lunch. Alright, five floors, six pack loading.
05:42Five floors, six pack loading. All you. Pure you. Pure you. Pure you. Pure you. Pure you.
06:03Oh, fuck. You're like the worst guy that could have come by. It was like a private thing
06:08I was doing. Wrestling singlets. We have this guy who made a wrestling role-playing game
06:13for us. Matt McCusker was saying that he drinks a lot of water that makes his flaccid dick
06:17bigger, so I've been liquid stuffing. There's no way that works. That's stuff? Yes, dude.
06:26Mine's going to be dehydrated like a raisin. I'm so nervous. The green is nice. The black,
06:34that's the thing, it's like hiding the shades. My dick is casting shadow, but you just can't
06:39tell. When was the last time you wore a singlet, Kyle? I do like every few times a year just
06:45for fun, but competitively it's been ten years. You guys are looking crazy in here. I literally
06:50don't have a penis. My penis is just a little cock head. If we're comparing dicks, it's
06:55going to be like comparing the size of atoms and electrons. Yeah, right. We need a microscope.
07:00Where's Red Penis? Red Penis said he's in the stall. He's in the bathroom crying. Mook's
07:06about to come out. Oh my god, wait. Mook doesn't want anybody to see him. If you're just behind
07:11here with the camera when Mook comes out, my shit's getting suffocated. You can see my
07:16tiny little penis. Wait, take your hoodie off, dude. Take the hoodie off. This is really
07:22get in here. Oh my god. Dude, it took you a while to see him standing right in front
07:30of him. This is really get in here. Oh my god. You can blur this out, right? You can
07:35just see my little red cock. My little red cock. It's so small, dude. My dick's so small.
07:43Nobody's going to be like, oh, I always thought Mook had a hammer. Nobody's going to be disappointed.
07:47The top half is even more frightening than the bottom half. It doesn't look bad at all.
07:54It doesn't look bad at all. The whole time he's strong, man. I do. The cock, though,
07:58is a problem. Do this. Come to the light. Just do this for me. Go like this. Give me
08:04one of those. It has the length of like a freckle. I have a pimple cock. You guys chose
08:14to do this. I wouldn't want to. Actually, blur that. Blur that. I couldn't get mine
08:20around either. He looks good. Kyle's going to look the best. Kyle's going to look sick.
08:27Kyle's is whipping. He's going to look so cool. Kyle looks so good. Kyle looks great.
08:32Dude, I like hurt myself putting it on. Same. It's tiny. You look like a 1950s girl going
08:37to the pool. Should we get a group photo real quick? Yeah. Hold on, Rudy. You're really
08:41white right now. Let me tone you down. I'm saying this now. Now that we got them on,
08:46I accidentally bought kids. Kids? Kids. Yeah. If you look at my Amazon purchases, these
08:51are children's. This is the most uncomfortable I've ever been. I think I'd feel more comfortable
08:55naked. It's Jumpsuit January. Best month of the year. I don't know when it started. I
09:00think it was 2017. It was just like January sucks, so let's just wear jumpsuits every
09:05day. That's basically what takes up my entire day is just making these Jumpsuit January
09:08videos. I decided to use stew and we're going to just make it happen.
09:18Although I'm a Jew, I suck at basketball, but we did invent basketball. We invented
09:25everything, matter of fact. That's why people hate us, because they're not us.
09:29So just score and then. Oh, okay. Ready? Go.
09:46Stew. I mean, Stew is maybe, maybe the best person to direct in this whole entire company.
10:01It just doesn't ask questions. Whatever you say. Shout out. I can be led. Very teachable.
10:11Very humble. I know my place. I know my station in life.
10:15I've never seen this bathroom. Never seen this bathroom? I've never seen this bathroom.
10:22You've been to the Louisville Museum? Oh, great. Alright, let's go take a dip in the
10:26museum, Joe. I've never seen this bathroom in my life. I've never seen this bathroom.
10:30Wow, it stinks. Well. Donnie, it smells like French. It's the first of the morning.
10:39Alright, come closer over here. A little closer. Closer, closer, closer, closer, closer.
10:46Alright, as far back as you can. Yes, sir. Three, two, one.
10:54Oh, that's great. Great. Alright, Stew. Great work. What a funny bathroom.
11:00Alright, we're getting ready to hoop. Everyone always asks me, what are those shirts you're wearing?
11:04I got Legends, the best. I also have the shorts on as well. Same. The most comfortable.
11:08Best shorts in the game. The Luca shorts. Yep. We got the Enzo hooded long sleeve.
11:13Oh, this is new. Yeah, this is new. Yeah. So, Legends has the most comfortable gear out there.
11:18I wear it every day. I wear it when I work out. You can do it everything.
11:21They got hoodies, joggers, pants, shorts, everything. Jumpsuits, everything.
11:26Also, jackets. I got a winter jacket from Legends, and it's super comfortable.
11:30It's reversible. So, go to Legends.com right now. Buy it. You see me wearing it all the time.
11:35Big cat approved. Go right now. Legends.com. Let's hoop.
11:39Alright.
11:57Joey Swole. I need steroids though. I should start juicing. Just get this. Blow up to like 325.
12:04Stocky. I like this machine. This is a good one. This is good practice.
12:12A lot of guys that work here aren't going to need this machine. A guy like me though. Yeah. Yeah.
12:26My resolution is to be here every single day. Okay.
12:30That was my resolution too, and then they took me off the treadmill.
12:39I'm being what? I'm not being a child. I've stayed here waiting until you're done.
12:43They're feeling the heat. They're feeling the heat.
12:45How many takes does it take them to shoot? This is behind the scenes with the TikTok girls.
12:48How many takes do they need to get their video done?
13:01Okay. I'm working so slow.
13:05Alright, so that was one. Dude.
13:08It's unbelievable.
13:15I was getting so hot for the summer. I was getting so hot on the treadmill.
13:19You can do laps right now. I was on the treadmill just like. Yeah, run. Just go.
13:22Oh, I was doing. Oh my God.
13:24You know when you start doing laps around the gym? Yeah.
13:27I was going to be so shredded. I was going to be so shredded.
13:29We let these girls run this office.
13:34It's high time us old dudes like fight back a little bit because they.
13:39They bully the shit out of us, man.
13:41All right, here we go.
13:44Here we go.
13:46Here we go.
13:47Get hot 2025, baby. I'm going to be here every day.
13:52What am I supposed to say? You've got to be kidding me. You have to be kidding me.
13:55All right, here we go. Take three.
13:57I'm going to be here every day cooking in the stew.
14:00We're going to treat this place like a podcast studio.
14:05That's perfect. That's perfect.
14:07We have to get the closing tagline and that'll be it.
14:10They're professionals. They'll knock this out.
14:12One take.
14:13This will be one take.
14:15If I know these girls like I think I do, this will be one take.
14:18They will knock this out right here.
14:20I'll knock you out right here.
14:22Watch this. This is only get in there. Watch this. Watch. Watch them knock this out.
14:25Watch this.
14:26Shut the fuck up.
14:28Hold on.
14:29Here we go.
14:30Sign up now at your local Planet Fitness online or in the app store.
14:35Wait, wait, wait.
14:37Wait, wait, wait, wait.
14:39Sign up now at your local Planet Fitness online or on the app.
14:43So you too can also get hot in 2025.
14:48We're done?
14:49Perfect.
14:50One take.
14:51One take.
14:52One take.
14:53One take.
14:54Good job, ladies.
14:55Now get those skinny ass legs on the treadmill.
14:57I gotta get my buns going again.
15:00My glutes are fucking not firing right now and we gotta figure that out.
15:05Don't worry, you're skinny. Just fire it.
15:09Don't call me a pussy.
15:10I just got a fucking body bag.
15:13What do TikTok girls do? That's every day.
15:15If I'm such a pussy, then why am I doing a four mile an hour walk on a treadmill?
15:20What a pussy do that?
15:21That is a hot girl walk.
15:22Would a pussy do a four mile an hour walk on a treadmill?
15:25It's literally a hot girl walk.
15:28Four miles an hour? I don't even know what went up this high.
15:32That might be a record.
15:33Yeah, 2025, new year, new you.
15:36Let's make it a hot one.
15:37Planet Fitness, thank you so much.
15:38You can download the Planet Fitness app or go to planetfitness.com.
15:42Thank you to Planet Fitness.
15:45Let's make it a hot one. 2025.
15:47Hey.
15:48Hey, what's up, coach?
15:49How you doing, young lady?
15:50Doing great. How are you?
15:51Doing great. Good morning.
15:52Good morning.
15:53How long you been here, Vince? You stay here overnight?
15:55No, I got here to teach Jinx.
15:57Jinx is training some of us trying to get our fat asses in shape here.
16:05What are you working on?
16:06We got this Planet Fitness gym now.
16:08Huh?
16:09We got a Planet Fitness gym.
16:11So Planet Fitness sponsored our gym now.
16:13We did some yoga, ran a mile and a half, did some weights.
16:16You ran a mile and a half this morning?
16:18I'm a fat guy. I got stamina.
16:21I ran a 10K yesterday, too, but it was like 70.
16:25Really?
16:26Oh, gosh.
16:27Yes, sir.
16:28Yes, sir.
16:29It's our night tonight, baby.
16:30I love your draft ready on True Allergy.
16:34Be careful what you say about True Allergy.
16:37It's tough.
16:38It's a tough scene.
16:40Hey, man. How you doing?
16:41How's everything?
16:42Good to see you, boy. You ready to go?
16:43Yeah.
16:44Tomorrow night.
16:45Big game?
16:46Big game.
16:47Let's see.
16:49I'm going to get to you, though, with my street tacos.
16:52I got to see you show up.
16:53You got to go to the restaurant.
16:57What the hell, big jerk?
16:59You like that text last night?
17:01Yeah, that was great.
17:02I might have to bring it up on the show.
17:04I don't think Jerry has a real need for college football.
17:08No.
17:09That first half.
17:10No, you know, last year, the only game he watched was the—
17:13or two years ago, the only game he watched was the national championship.
17:16How are you?
17:17And he immediately put Stetson going 1-1 on his big motors.
17:21They play TCU and everyone was open by like 15 yards.
17:24Saturday and Sunday, we're going to—we're changing up.
17:27It's going to be a tighter group.
17:29No phones.
17:31Really locking on football.
17:33That's for you.
17:34Whatever you do, it's playoff time.
17:36It's playoff time.
17:37We got to lock in on football.
17:38I'm bringing some chips in tonight.
17:40So everybody's in for 20 chips.
17:4220 bucks.
17:44I'm going to call out one guy before every series.
17:47I might say, Big Cat, I got you this series, man.
17:50Ohio State, they're going to go three and out.
17:54You want in on this?
17:57I love that.
17:58I love that.
17:59I'm so in for that.
18:00Is he watching?
18:01Make sure Gruden's watching.
18:03Make him look away now.
18:06Hey, you know, you never know who walks through the Barstool office doors on a given Friday.
18:11Do not think you can escape them.
18:14Something, something, something, something.
18:17You hate Ohio State?
18:19I hate Ohio State.
18:21We both hate Texas.
18:22I hate the Big Ten.
18:23I hate fucking Michigan.
18:25I hate everyone that's not Florida or in the SEC.
18:28Shouldn't you be wearing boots with that belt buckle?
18:30See, the thing is, my mom got me boots for Christmas, but they didn't fit.
18:34Are you somehow getting a client in your voice?
18:37My mom got me some boots for Christmas, but they didn't fit, so I had to return them.
18:42The eyes of Texas are upon you.
18:45All to live long day.
18:47You're not going to be a Texas fan tonight?
18:48The eyes of Texas are upon you.
18:51You cannot get away.
18:54You are not going to be a Texas fan.
18:55Yes, I am.
18:56Are you really?
18:57Yes, I am.
18:58That's fucking lame.
18:59Yes, I am.
19:00Why don't you quote me on this?
19:01Nikki Smokes is going to snap to me.
19:02The eyes of Texas are upon you.
19:03You're not a Texas fan.
19:04You're not a Texas fan.
19:05All to live long day.
19:06What do you want me to do?
19:07Who taught you that song?
19:08My French song.
19:09You Googled it, didn't you?
19:10No, my French song taught me it.
19:11You've been texting me all the way.
19:12Why are you so pressed?
19:13I'm not pressed.
19:14You're six and a half point favorites.
19:16This should be an easy win for Ohio State.
19:18I do thrive.
19:19There's no chance you lose this game.
19:21I thrive under...
19:22What do you want me to say?
19:23What do you want me to say, Smokes?
19:25That's a $15 penalty.
19:29Good morning.
19:30Good morning.
19:31Go ahead and see the old ball coach.
19:32Willie!
19:33Team!
19:34I see, I see.
19:35He knows he's mic'd up.
19:36Hi.
19:37Hey!
19:38You want your chair, don't you?
19:39You got it.
19:40You're the head man.
19:41You're the head ball coach.
19:42How's it going, man?
19:43Good, man.
19:44Good to see you, bro.
19:45Good to see you.
19:46I didn't know you were going to be here.
19:47He told us.
19:48He said the rules were don't be late, don't be overweight, and use common sense.
19:49I would have been cut.
19:50Yeah?
19:51Yeah.
19:52I would have been cut.
19:53You'd have had a hell of a time.
19:54I'm the only guy that knows how to use this machine.
19:55It just looks like you're fucking, though.
19:57Mmm.
19:58Mmm.
19:59Mmm.
20:00Mmm.
20:01Let me toss her a towel.