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00:00Okay, first things first, we got this.
00:10Go one-on-one before anybody does anything, you know the deal.
00:14Wash the hands, dry them off.
00:16You guys know, keep it clean out there.
00:18So, shaboom, shabooms.
00:20Just add water.
00:21Boom.
00:22475.
00:24175 on two, 350.
00:26This is 700.
00:29We need 350, so cut at the middle line.
00:32Somewhere right here.
00:34Somewhere right there.
00:36That looks like half.
00:37No.
00:38Add just a little more, just in case.
00:40Whisk it.
00:42Boom.
00:44Stir, you guys know, back and forth, in and out.
00:47Let it go.
00:48I've been trying to make these for, like, first time I came here,
00:51trying to make them.
00:52Cinnamon.
00:53Some like, some don't, but we'll just do it.
00:57I've got some chocolates, too.
00:59Break them up.
01:00Get it in you Hershey's.
01:02I'm going to make a special one for Big T and the Vols today.
01:06He's going to enjoy it.
01:08I've got a nice one coming for him.
01:09Boom.
01:12Quick.
01:13Oh, mint.
01:15Oh, a little burnt, a little burnt.
01:17Flip them, flip them.
01:19The boy's not happy about that.
01:23He may not be happy.
01:24Just a little.
01:25A little on the crisp side, but that's okay.
01:27Turn them off.
01:29We've got some more stuff.
01:30How are we looking on this?
01:32Get them out of here.
01:33We've got to go.
01:34Get them off.
01:35Oh, that one's done.
01:36That one's done.
01:37Over the edge, off the tray.
01:38We're done with it.
01:39We're done with it.
01:40Another one down.
01:41Two down, two down.
01:42Not good, Oldie.
01:43Three.
01:44I'll try to make a T.
01:46Oh.
01:48There we go.
01:51All right.
01:52See that?
01:53Once you start seeing the bubblers come up.
01:55And then, you know, you need a quick cycle.
01:57Wash the hands back again.
01:58Always keep it clean out there.
02:00You know what I mean?
02:01All the critics.
02:02Someone's going to say something.
02:03Boom.
02:04That's the thing.
02:05That's what you're looking for.
02:07That's the outcome.
02:08That's what you want.
02:10Right there.
02:11Nice, consistent.
02:12Oh, I've got to put a T.
02:13You know what?
02:14Once again, I washed the hands twice.
02:15Back to the grill.
02:16You know how it goes.
02:18Boom.
02:19T, right at the middle.
02:21Right at the middle, baby.
02:24Come on, Big T.
02:25That's what we do, baby.
02:27Vault, baby.
02:28Big Tennessee, right there.
02:30You guys know I test before, just in case.
02:37Fresh.
02:38Good.
02:39T, I've got something coming, baby.
02:41T, baby.
02:42You're going to love this, I hope.
02:44Quick, smooth.
02:45Oh, look at that melt.
02:46T, come on, come on, come on, baby.
02:49You got a media break?
02:50You guys, I've got pancakes.
02:51Girls, I've got pancakes.
02:52Anyone hungry?
02:53T, this one's for you, baby.
02:55Look at this.
02:57I love that.
02:58I love that.
02:59What is this?
03:00That's a T, Hershey chocolate.
03:01Can I pour a little?
03:02Want some extra?
03:03It's a Canadian maple syrup.
03:04Go for it.
03:05Go for it.
03:06I'll put it on to the side.
03:07You're going to enjoy it.
03:08You want a whippy or no whippy?
03:09No, no, no, no.
03:10I should have brought you a knife.
03:12Shoot.
03:13That's great.
03:14That's great.
03:15What do you think?
03:16Thank God.
03:18Want some chocolate on the side?
03:19Want a piece of Hershey with it?
03:21Here.
03:22It's a helper and a helper.
03:24That's what we're about.
03:28Yep.
03:31See, he enjoyed it.
03:32This is a bad clip.
03:42Duke, Yukon, Indiana, High Point, Ole Miss,
03:45Iowa State, Memphis, Michigan, A&M, Louisville,
03:49Wisconsin, Arkansas, and Alabama.
03:52What qualifies as one of your guys?
03:54I have their number.
03:56Okay.
03:57Is your phone charged up enough just in case calls are coming in heavy right now?
04:00Well, last year what happened was the regional was in,
04:03well, the first round was in the Garden.
04:05First round was at Barclays.
04:07So what I was doing was connecting my guys with local gyms
04:11because they needed to practice.
04:13And that's how you solidify the relationship.
04:19Bosco.
04:20What's going on?
04:21How you doing?
04:22Good.
04:23What's wrong?
04:24Why are you stressed?
04:25I think we're getting the East.
04:26Oh, Duke.
04:27He's made good streams.
04:28You brought the A game.
04:29It's been fun.
04:30It's good having you around.
04:35What's wrong?
04:36Nothing.
04:37I'm stressed, man.
04:38It's a bus ride.
04:39It's a bus ride.
04:40I mean, think about me.
04:41I'd have to go to a park.
04:43Duke.
04:44Let's help.
04:45And Rico is very, very, very confident with his Alabama team.
04:50Says 13 deep.
04:51Best team in the country.
04:53What would you say, though, about if Alabama doesn't get to the final four,
04:59Rico has to get back on the bus to get to the final four.
05:03Can fly home, but has to get on the bus to San Antonio.
05:06Where is it?
05:0740 hours, Dave.
05:09But you've got to give him the old time.
05:12But if Alabama makes it to the final four, and I spoke on your behalf, Dave,
05:18and you can be out of this if you want.
05:21I said that you and I will go to the pump party with Rico.
05:25I also was flying first class, too.
05:27I also was supposed to fly Jackson for the bus.
05:30I stay at your hotel.
05:32I thought you were saying we're getting a private jet.
05:34First class.
05:35This is way, way more skin in the game.
05:38You're going to go to the pump party with us.
05:40Why?
05:41Why? That'd be hell.
05:43I don't go to the party with you.
05:45Whatever you say.
05:46How far is that drive?
05:48Is it way shorter?
05:50Yeah, it's got to be insanely short.
05:52I mean, it's not short.
05:53It's probably like 18 hours or something.
05:57You think?
05:58Maybe 20.
05:59No, probably like 24.
06:01What is it?
06:0227.
06:03Okay.
06:04You could leave Tuesday at midnight.
06:09It'd be totally fine.
06:11Yeah, actually.
06:12That might be better.
06:13I was thinking Wednesday.
06:15Wednesday noon, but then there's no way of a time.
06:18Well, Wednesday at noon, then you get there,
06:20and then you've got to go right to the party.
06:22No, the party's at night.
06:23Or Baber could just win.
06:25I know.
06:26These aren't bad cakes.
06:27Apparently, they open practice,
06:28or there's media availability the day before the Sweet 16,
06:31so that's huge.
06:32Or if they get the East,
06:34I could stop by and see my guy at practice.
06:37Yeah.
06:38Wow.
06:40Wow.
06:41Huge.
06:42Huge.
06:45I want to see him in San Antonio, so we'll see.
06:47Are you going to kiss him?
06:48No.
06:51If you went in for a kiss, what would you do?
06:54I'm just saying.
06:55If Nate Oates is like, all right, sweet, let's just role play.
06:58You come to practice.
07:00He's like, Rico, would you go?
07:03Would you do it?
07:04You wouldn't?
07:06You wouldn't?
07:07You're a sick pup.
07:08I'm a vacuum.
07:10You're a sick pup.
07:11That's crazy you wouldn't.
07:17I need to see your faces to see.
07:20He's too old.
07:21No, no, no.
07:23Oh, my God, how tall is he, Jerry?
07:25He's a little bit taller than me.
07:27I'm 5'8".
07:29No, he's taller than me.
07:30He's a little taller than me.
07:31He's a handsome guy, green eyes, fireman.
07:33And all of you guys know who he is?
07:35No, nobody knows who he is.
07:36They know his name.
07:37They don't know him.
07:38Not his story.
07:39He's rich, too.
07:40No, he's not rich.
07:41But he's a fireman, though.
07:43He's got a good job.
07:44That's good.
07:47Yeah, he's ripped.
07:49Ripped.
07:51This is crazy.
07:52This is crazy.
07:53This is also a three-second interaction.
07:56You single?
07:57My friend likes you, hey?
07:59Well, he was like, do you think she'd be interested in me?
08:01And I said, yeah.
08:02I showed her a picture.
08:03She thinks you're cute.
08:04Oh, so you're just lying through your teeth on the phone?
08:06Yeah.
08:07Well, I took a couple days to go.
08:09Yeah.
08:10What?
08:11Yeah.
08:12This has been going on?
08:13Well, he asked me, he's like, what's the deal with Anna?
08:14I'm like, I don't know her life, you know?
08:16I don't know how you guys are making work.
08:19He lives in Jersey.
08:20Long distance as fuck.
08:22He'll fly, though.
08:25Okay, you're zooming out of his face.
08:26Okay, but I'm going to show you.
08:31Green eyes?
08:34I think, yeah, it might be a little too short for me.
08:36Too short, Anna?
08:37I'm tall.
08:38How tall are you?
08:41This is not good, Anna.
08:43Give him a shot.
08:44Shit.
08:45I'm not going to Jersey.
08:46No, no, no.
08:47Give him a shot.
08:48Go to Denver.
08:49I'll pay for the dinner.
08:50Just go to Denver.
08:51What the fuck?
08:52Wait, that's so good.
08:53You have to.
08:54Go to Denver.
08:55Get to know him a little better.
08:56Let me see your buddy.
08:57He won't let me get out of this.
09:00No.
09:01Who are you talking about?
09:02No.
09:03He's a good guy.
09:04He's a fireman, Dan.
09:05I like Nicky Numbers.
09:06He's not.
09:07No.
09:08He's a nice, good-looking guy.
09:09I don't know.
09:10Come on, Anna.
09:11He looks like you.
09:13No, he's my height.
09:16He doesn't look like me.
09:17Give him a shot.
09:18Is he in Jersey?
09:20Yeah.
09:21I've been to Jersey once in my life.
09:22No, no.
09:23He's going to come visit me, so you guys can go to dinner.
09:26I don't want you to do it and then be there the whole time and be like,
09:29I can't wait to leave this dinner.
09:30Well, that's probably what it...
09:33So height's the problem right now.
09:35No.
09:36What's the problem?
09:37There's no problem.
09:38Jersey.
09:39That's the problem?
09:40Yeah.
09:41You want to say hi to that?
09:42Yeah, but like...
09:43But like, I'm not talking about maybe like, you know,
09:46I mean, if things kick off, you never know.
09:49That's true.
09:50You never know until you give it a try.
09:51They got firehouses in every state.
09:53Every state.
09:54And I got a plug with the fire department here, too.
09:56You got a plug in the fire department?
09:57Yes.
09:58Sorry, forget it.
09:59It's over.
10:00Now you're going to break his heart.
10:01Now I'm breaking his heart, too.
10:03You're going to call him to break his heart?
10:04Break his heart, break his heart.
10:05I was trying to help you because he's a good kid.
10:07I know, I know.
10:08I'm sorry.
10:09I'm looking for a bad guy.
10:10He's like a family man like me, good guy, just...
10:16I'm not looking for a good guy right now.
10:18You're looking for a bad guy?
10:19Yeah.
10:20He could be a bad guy.
10:21Let me tell you about him.
10:22I'll tell you about him.
10:23I'll tell you about him.
10:30You want a bad guy?
10:31I'll get deeper with it.
10:32You want to keep going?
10:33It seems pretty bad.
10:36I'm sorry, Jerry.
10:37That's way worse.
10:38I think I'd rather go to the dentist.
10:41They might be related.
10:42Yeah, they all just fucking stand there.
10:44Those two might be related.
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11:23We don't have, there's no fucking relationships here.
11:27Are there?
11:29Not currently.
11:30Because I saw Anika in a story drinking.
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11:43What's up Dave?
11:44What's going on?
11:48That was an odd walk through.
11:53Hi guys.
11:54Hi.
11:55How are you?
11:56I have a question for you.
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12:02High Noon.
12:04Truly.
12:06Suncruiser.
12:07But you were drinking
12:09in a video.
12:10What video?
12:12Danny.
12:13St. Patrick's Day.
12:16We literally have a sponsorship with every
12:19like seltzer in the world except the one you're drinking.
12:24That's on me.
12:25Yeah.
12:26I am sorry.
12:27And then it's posted.
12:28We quite literally have every one except that one.
12:30Yeah.
12:31So don't drink that one.
12:32Okay.
12:33Especially not on camera.
12:35I mean we have every, every, every seltzer.
12:39Well to be fair like I wasn't planning on posting any videos that day.
12:43I know I should have been 100% more mindful.
12:45But I was not planning on posting any videos that day.
12:48It was happening.
12:49But you were on camera.
12:50There was a camera in your face.
12:51Yeah.
12:52We have every seltzer in the world.
12:54Well I'm learning as I go.
12:56You know I'm still in my first year here.
12:58It won't happen again now that we've had this conversation.
13:00I know she did it.
13:01She smokes too.
13:02Bring that in.
13:03Now can you drink?
13:04Uh.
13:05Uh.
13:06F*** him.
13:12The game coming up.
13:15For what?
13:16For Michigan.
13:17Oh.
13:18Yep.
13:19Darn it.
13:20Don't want to be the five seed that gets bounced early.
13:22Your girlfriend doesn't drink.
13:23F*** her.
13:25That's why she's my ex.
13:26Yeah.
13:27You gotta think that through.
13:29We're high noons only over here.
13:32Or.
13:33Truly.
13:34Or.
13:35Suncruiser.
13:36So pretty much every one except noon.
13:37Correct.
13:38The only one we don't have.
13:39I'll iron your out for you.
13:40Don't worry.
13:41Company man.
13:42You know that.
13:43Yeah.
13:44He's a dummy.
13:45He's a dummy.
13:46He's a dummy.
13:47He's a dummy.
13:48He's a dummy.
13:49He's a dummy.
13:50Quig's just signed a deal.
13:51We're not leaving Barstow.
13:52Well if you do.
13:53Right.
13:54That's what he signed.
13:55Yeah.
13:56You can't work with him outside Barstow.
13:57No.
13:58I would never.
13:59That's what everyone says.
14:00But look around and when people leave here.
14:01What happens?
14:02You see the views on the kids shows?
14:03A hundred million.
14:04I get one percent of that.
14:05I get one percent of that Dave.
14:06Alright.
14:07Does he use a voice?
14:08I don't have to sign it too?
14:09No.
14:10It's confidential.
14:11Oh.
14:12It's confidential.
14:13Why would I let you see this?
14:14I ain't going nowhere.
14:15No.
14:16We're not worried about you.
14:17Quig's ain't going nowhere.
14:18I know.
14:19It's signed.
14:20It's signed.
14:21I would never wear my.
14:22Nobody would take me anyway.
14:23I'd have to go back to fucking digging holes.
14:24I think this thing could be big Dave.
14:25Yeah.
14:26Maybe.
14:27But listen.
14:28If it.
14:29Okay like.
14:30We're going to release like ten episodes in May.
14:31I don't know if we'll get a good understanding then.
14:32But if I'm hitting.
14:33Eight hundred.
14:34Nine hundred.
14:35Nine hundred.
14:36Nine hundred.
14:37Nine hundred.
14:38Nine hundred.
14:39Nine hundred.
14:40Nine hundred.
14:41Nine hundred.
14:42Nine hundred million views on these fucking shows.
14:43These kids watch.
14:44It's one percent of Miss Rachel.
14:45One percent.
14:46I mean there could be an opportunity for a new deal right?
14:47If we're making a lot of money.
14:48Yeah.
14:49My market is fucking kids.
14:50You got to not say it that way.
14:51You just said my market is fucking kids.
14:52My market is fucking kids.
14:53Sorry my market's kids.
14:55I get it.
14:56I get it.
14:57My market is fucking kids.
14:58I get it.
14:59I get it.
15:00I get it.
15:01I get it.
15:02I get it.
15:03I get it.
15:04I get it.
15:05I get it.
15:06I get it.
15:07I get it.
15:08I get it.
15:09I get it.
15:10I get it.
15:11I get it.
15:12I get it.
15:13I get it.
15:14I get it.
15:15I get it.
15:16I get it.
15:17I get it.
15:18I get it.
15:19I get it.
15:20You understand from our perspective you got a raise.
15:21Yeah.
15:22And then you quit the show after you got the raise.
15:23Correct.
15:24I was a man.
15:25I texted Dan.
15:26Like listen dude..
15:27I didn't want to do it.
15:28I'm fucking done doing it.
15:29I got a raise.
15:30You want to fucking take some coin out of my pocket.
15:31I get that part.
15:32It is what it is.
15:33Well that was way after.
15:34No, no, no no.
15:35When you quit you're like don't worry I'll make it up to you.
15:38Yeah, you weren't like take money out. No, but that was like what you thought this thing was gonna work
15:45Yeah, you want to take money out because you think this will work and then you'll have more leverage. Hey, I didn't get it for that
15:50Yes
15:53There's a good chance this doesn't work out but I'm always gonna be trying to find the next thing
16:09You awesome will be a team I find team of the two man three three man three men sorry three not bad
16:18What did you get in?
16:20Like 10 30 11 last night. Yeah, it went too bad. So you just huge what airports massive over there
16:26My never seen them like that. What airport? Yeah. Oh here Airport. Oh, where'd you fly in from Tampa? Got it
16:32Okay, I'm too bad. No
16:35So you just shot an email Austin yesterday be like what's going on? I doubt I shot Austin email
16:41I was like, I appreciate me like a production experience and he's not said to hit me back game
16:45The call was like this good time in our plane. I was like we made that work. I
16:50Appreciate it very much
16:53Get going. I didn't say you're a bitch. I bet the over I bet the over first half when we talked on the phone
16:59You said you weren't you're like
17:02I tweeted it and then I tweeted it. I made it public. I said I'm
17:06Over he told me on the phone because he we bet the day before he goes. I'm so stupid
17:12I'm not gonna bet these two days and I didn't bet last night with the bed and then he bet one
17:17Just be on the same shot. Like I wait
17:2016 and oh, I went 16. Oh earlier this month
17:23But he is I was addicted to get he's addicted to getting a tan and sitting by the ocean. So that's not my fault
17:29That's not my fault
17:32Those two things are mutually exclusive. No, they'll be a team. We're a team today
17:38Come on what do you like in the first game? I
17:41Absolutely. No, I tweeted the over I didn't see it
17:46You told me on the phone you weren't you gotta have you gotta have alerts on you told me I'm gonna have alerts
17:50I'm gonna say you weren't doing it. I know and then obviously, you know me you how long do you know me 15 years?
17:56There's a game on I'm not betting it you should text me that night. All right, that's my fault. You're right
18:01You're right. I shouldn't text you like in the early game. I
18:03Call it Louisville. I like the over in high point Purdue
18:09Hey, what's up, I'm Dan I'm Jack what's going on? No, he was he's he was with the he's awesome
18:17useless, but awesome
18:20Madam and the Tampa Tampa Gruden interviews Zack you seem too nervous, man. You got to relax. You got to be my quarterback
18:26Yes, sir. Got a whole ball. Yes, sir. So everyone sir doesn't matter age doesn't matter nothing. No, it's a super respect
18:33It's a bad habit. I'm almost as bad as respect. That's a habit. I can't break it. You call me because I don't know sir
18:40Hey Zack tomorrow, will you please relax? I can do that free coach. Yes, sir. Yeah, let those balls drop
18:46Yeah, you got a little fun tomorrow
18:49I'll definitely work on that for tomorrow. I got hot. I can't wait. See you guys
18:54Great day of football tomorrow boys
19:00Oh, yeah, yeah, were you the guy who's uh, yeah the problem is sirs
19:07It was the thing in your head where the you had a miscommunication with yourself, yes
19:19Oh
19:49Yeah
19:54Yeah, I think come yeah that did come out yeah, yeah, yeah it did what was the miscommunication with yourself it was a
20:01So we had set us up to like live tweet and clip things out this Gruden stream
20:05Yeah, and that you just didn't do anything. No, I had a slow time. It was a slow start. Yeah
20:09Yeah, I'll start for sure. Yeah. Okay. All right. Good to meet you, man. What's up? That's me
20:12What's up, you're one of Gruden's guys or final. Yeah, I didn't make it through the whole way
20:16I was at the tryouts. He's watching. You did make it through the whole way. No, they're uh, I think his name is clay
20:23They ended up going the whole way. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I made to the last day. Yeah, he's just here
20:29Just if we're getting here the fastest was driving from Florida
20:35That's a bad idea it was a first-time flight so the car seemed a little easier but
20:42I respect that that was the first flight. Yeah, that was your first flight ever
20:46I flew like when I was like three or four so that time but as far as like
20:51What's the last time I was like three or four? Wow, so the first time you were like the first time
20:57You're alone. You're like boarding pass parking all that kind of stuff. I was
21:01I was doing YouTube all the way was kind of got kind of dicey
21:03I shouldn't recommended to drive but seven teams seem kind of doable. So that's the first time flown by yourself. Yeah
21:10How old are you?
21:1127, okay
21:14You guys freaking flyers or what you guys freaking frequent flyers
21:19I assume I'm just asking the room cuz it Kirk you fly a lot
21:29Doing good. Yes
21:35I'm rooting for your time. Yeah, we need them root for your time because I got a
21:40St. John's
21:42Parlayed with Alabama to both make this week 16. I
21:45Love that bet. Yeah, I'm gonna overlook Robert Morris and then I worry about st
21:50Mary's slow it down like a couple years ago. Is it is it the same guy that just got arrested?
21:54I don't know. I did a lot of past I tried to find when max called me the other day
21:58I tried to call back with some Robert Morris like
22:01Hard stats and there wasn't anything that stuff tough to find. So there's a guy named Robert Morris who was a mega pastor
22:07Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he just got I don't know if he's the same guy. Yeah
22:14Feeling good man feeling good
22:16We gotta get a gonna get a W, you know
22:18Can't lose the first round when you have a bus back to go to the final four. So grant is available for reports. So
22:26See how it all goes man. See how it goes
22:37Oh
22:44No, not a foul get a tin cup you want to fuck me bro, how did that go McDonald's all-american that's how that's how
22:51Oh
23:06No, they didn't
23:21Oh
23:52Oh
24:02All the rounds
24:21You