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00:00Three, two, one, go.
00:06See, I don't know why it does that.
00:08Hasn't figured it out quite yet.
00:10Three, two, one, go.
00:15Back sweep.
00:16Back.
00:17Easy.
00:18Easy.
00:18Damn.
00:19Easy work.
00:20Go.
00:22Ah.
00:24I think I'm in the wrong spot.
00:25I mean, Orange is better at it than you.
00:27Oh, I don't think so.
00:28See, he's just not accepting that that can be it back.
00:32Fuck.
00:33What?
00:33Cut it.
00:34What?
00:34I don't know.
00:36Fuck.
00:36I'm going to go.
00:37Three, two, one, go.
00:45I knew you were going to cross that.
00:46Ha.
00:47Bitch.
00:47Why don't you just be better at it?
00:49No, no, no.
00:49I'm saying.
00:50I mean, I barely missed one.
00:52The same distance.
00:53What a pussy Malisakis.
00:54There has to be a uniform height.
00:57Go.
01:02Go.
01:05Bitch.
01:06Go.
01:10Oh, Ben, dance on him.
01:12Why were you catching like that?
01:13I don't know about my dance moves today or right now, but I give up.
01:1625K free.
01:18Just, just get here.
01:20By all means necessary.
01:22It doesn't matter.
01:23I would snap.
01:24I mean, $25,000 is so much money.
01:26But somebody said he, he went there like only an hour before or something.
01:30Hour 15 before the flight.
01:32Yeah.
01:32Not hour 15 before boarding.
01:34Yeah, no, that doesn't, that won't work out ever.
01:36If I was him, I, I don't know, dude.
01:37I think I would, I'd go crazy for the 25,000.
01:39So, Mincy not showing up yesterday.
01:41Missing his flight.
01:42Not showing up for the stream.
01:44Terrible look.
01:45He did place the bet the night before.
01:47Falcons plus one.
01:48So that lost.
01:50So, I mean, either way, his bet loses.
01:53But for him to miss the flight is kind of crazy.
01:56Considering this was the biggest dream of his life, so to speak.
01:59I believe reports and photos came out that he was at a widespread panic cover band the night before.
02:04I wish you guys had a video of me laying on the ground at 5.30 in the morning.
02:09Just lost in Michigan.
02:10Hadn't slept.
02:11Hadn't eaten.
02:12Thrown up.
02:13I drove from Columbus to Chicago at 6 in the morning on Sunday.
02:18And I texted Mincy.
02:19This isn't, this is, I texted Mincy and said, what's the play?
02:22And he responded to me and said, having huge flight problems right now.
02:26I couldn't believe it.
02:27Worst day of my life followed by driving six hours on no sleep to show up and find out that Mincy's not coming.
02:34I drove from Columbus to Chicago.
02:38Do the math.
02:39I was there before noon kickoff.
02:42It ain't that much different than Memphis to Chicago.
02:46And the dude had a car.
02:47I think he's learned his lesson.
02:49I think it's time to buckle up, fly right, focus on the main thing, keep perspective.
02:57I don't think we're going to see this from Mincy again.
02:59I went through this experience before with the combine.
03:03And he basically told Jack he wasn't flying home and then told someone else that Jack approved his flight.
03:08He had done that to me before and I basically told him like, unless you have my express written consent,
03:13like, don't say that I said you could do anything.
03:15So I think he learned his lesson with me and I guess now he'll learn that lesson with everyone else.
03:20I just feel like Mincy's being railroaded a little bit.
03:23Besides the wake up Mincy racial slur, skipping out on Hank's combine, skipping out on other DraftKings things.
03:30Spoiling Survivor.
03:31Spoiling Surviving Barstool.
03:33He hasn't really messed up that bad.
03:35Who amongst us hasn't had six public fuck ups?
03:39Right.
03:40If I'm Mincy's PR team, and I would like to be paid for this,
03:43but one very easy win Mincy could have is to just not keep his car in a different city.
03:49Like I think if he had just driven straight here the second he woke up, he would have been fine.
03:54Yeah. Why isn't his car where he lives?
03:58I think it is. That's the problem.
04:00Yeah. Does he have a second place?
04:02Probably.
04:03Mincy definitely has an apartment.
04:05Here's Mincy's budget. Food, $200. Data, $150. Rent, $800.
04:11Parking at the Memphis airport, $3,600. Utility, $150.
04:16Someone who is good at the economy, please help me budget this. My family is dying.
04:20Are we doing a class action lawsuit? If I was affected, am I entitled to compensation?
04:24Oh yeah, get a camera out. The idiot did something stupid. News at 11.
04:28So I have Mincy air tagged, so I can keep up with the location, and I heard the murmurs that maybe he wasn't in the right spot.
04:34And I saw him while the stream was live still in the terminal at the Memphis airport and knew there was disaster afoot.
04:41I understand where Mincy's coming from because Sunday after Thanksgiving is notoriously usually not a bad travel day.
04:50I'm shocked. Can anyone else believe it? That that happened?
04:55It's just not like him to miss something, to bail on something, so really out of character for him.
05:00And I just hope he's okay.
05:03You weren't personally affected by Mincy at all this week in Rio?
05:06No. Why? I don't care about that dirtbag.
05:09So pretty much two weeks ago, we were running a contest with DraftKings, ShadowDraftKings,
05:15where there's a weekly winner for this contest and an overall winner that wins the whole competition.
05:19The weekly winner gets a $1,000 bonus bet, but the overall winner gets $25,000.
05:23He won the weekly bonus of $1,000. The one stipulation is you have to be on stream to use it.
05:28So I texted him because I know it's Ole Miss, Georgia, which is obviously his fucking Super Bowl.
05:33And I texted him, I was like, are you for sure going to be able to be there on Sunday?
05:37He tells me, I think twice, he said, yes, I'll be there 100%.
05:40Fast forward, Ole Miss beats Georgia at like 1230 that night.
05:45I get a text that says like, Sip's going crazy. I'm not going to make the flight.
05:50So he just willingly chose to not get off the flight and come to his job to party in Ole Miss.
05:55That's instance number one. Oh, and then he also apparently to switch his flight
05:59because he wasn't going to get on the early flight.
06:01He told one of our travel bookers that I approved him to switch flights, which is a lie.
06:06He wins the whole competition. He gets a $25,000 bonus bet.
06:09Yesterday, I wake up to text at like 630 AM being like, he didn't tell me he missed his flight.
06:15He was making it sound like the flight was canceled or like the airport was like delaying flights,
06:19canceling flights like crazy.
06:21We later found out that Mincy just showed up an hour before his flight to the airport,
06:25actually parked his car an hour before the flight. He wasn't even in the airport yet.
06:29Day after Thanksgiving and then was like tweeting about it, kind of like it wasn't really his fault.
06:34And now that like everybody's kind of turned and like, what the fuck,
06:37he's now like crying in a conference room upstairs. I miss me with that shit.
06:42He fucking tried to buy me off for $500, which is fucking insulting.
06:45And then he tried to offer Dan 500K or 5K for charity. Fuck you, dude.
06:51Extremely upset today with myself.
06:54And I've made repeated mistakes that put me in bad spots.
06:58I mean, I'm not going to give any of these bullshit platitudes like,
07:01oh, I got to look in the mirror and make changes because words ring hollow.
07:04It's about that action.
07:05I do know immediately the change I need to make because I'm getting in trouble for the traveling
07:11and I got to tone that down.
07:12The obvious thing is just put my head down and stay in Chicago unless it's like work related.
07:17That's the only solution. It's not about words. It's about action.
07:21I just realized how hard I'm taking this.
07:25Like it's an honor to work for this company and to upset my co-workers and Dave and Dan,
07:31especially when they've been so good to me.
07:33I mean, this is a real serious thing.
07:35Like I said, the words thing, you know, like it's not about saying,
07:39oh, I'm going to look in the mirror and make changes.
07:40Everybody's going to just be like bullshit, you know, all that.
07:43It's for real about cutting down the traveling if it's not work related
07:48and being in Chicago and putting my head down
07:50and showing that this company is the most important thing to me.
07:52It's the fork in the road moment for me.
07:56Mince, you have a good break?
07:58He was apologizing for like five minutes and it was like, it was just like going with the wind.
08:03And I was like, I can't, I was like, I can't look at this.
08:07She'd be like, you know, Mince, heads up.
08:12I got these shoes at Surviving Marshall, the wear and tear.
08:14I've literally worn these every day since then.
08:16The best athletes in the world, Justin Fields, Shaq, AI, Will Compton, all wear these shoes.
08:21Reebok.com, get all the latest pairs.
08:23These are the BB4000.
08:25Again, Reebok.com, go shop.
08:28I would like to cancel my rat race involvement.
08:30You should have asked when they were doing it, because they play football on Sundays.
08:33Yeah.
08:34And your job is football.
08:35Correct.
08:36That's like the game.
08:38Yeah.
08:39As far as Stewart's fans go, because of how they embarrassed us.
08:42Yeah.
08:43After the game.
08:44You need revenge.
08:45Yeah.
08:46I want to be a blowout.
08:47There's no way you're going to win that game if you don't watch it.
08:49Imagine TJ.
08:50I'm going to text TJ.
08:51I'll text TJ.
08:52No, don't do that.
08:53Don't worry, Jerry's not watching.
08:54If you feel like you're maybe a step slow on Sundays, it's because Jerry's not watching.
08:59I texted TJ.
09:02He's not happy?
09:03He's not happy.
09:04I was talking to his wife this morning.
09:06Oh, you were?
09:07We've got a good relationship.
09:08Should I text him that you were doing that?
09:09No, no, no, no, no, no.
09:10She's a fan.
09:12She's not happy.
09:13She's like JJ.
09:14Jerry's not happy.
09:16Listen, I'll be at a rat race.
09:17I have no, like, why do you have to go Sunday?
09:20I don't understand that.
09:21Why don't we fly from Tennessee the same day?
09:23I'm trying.
09:24J-A-D.
09:25J-A-D?
09:26What's funny, Jack?
09:27That's funny?
09:28Like, what's funny?
09:29Max, your reservation will be done.
09:30Say you're sorry.
09:31His reservation's going to be done.
09:32Will be done.
09:33Friday.
09:34Say you're sorry.
09:35You should have heard what he was saying about you before you got here.
09:36You know what?
09:37I'm going to tell you something.
09:38If I tell you something that will make you happy, will you cancel Max's reservation?
09:41Yeah.
09:42100%.
09:44TJ was like, he'll find a way to keep updated.
09:47Bully hard.
09:48He does it.
09:49I'm not worried.
09:50He does it.
09:51Cancel it.
09:52Cancel it.
09:53Cancel it.
09:54Why can't you guys get your own reservation?
09:56Because we don't have guys like this.
09:58He's so famous, he has no idea.
10:01No, but if I got him one, I would just do the same thing Jerry's doing.
10:05We ask for a favor, and when Jerry gets back, he's torturing us until that favor is done.
10:11Max, you could do, you're big enough now.
10:14He's not good enough at the asking.
10:16Well, Jerry likes to do favors because then he'll just have me do the favor for the other person.
10:20Yes.
10:21He'll get a free thing.
10:22Oh, he's definitely promising.
10:24Can you sign this thing for me?
10:25I got a free thing out of it.
10:27I'll just make you miserable until you sit at the table.
10:29Right, yeah.
10:30Even then I'm worried.
10:31No, this one's not even, you don't even make, this one's over.
10:34Oh, then everybody's texting guys.
10:36Yeah, this one's over.
10:37I gave you the information.
10:39This one's done.
10:40And what about him going without you too?
10:41What was that about?
10:42Oh, I'm gone.
10:43Jerry, they're, they're swankers.
10:45Whoa.
10:46I got the reservation to get them with their significant other.
10:49Yeah, they swank.
10:50They swank.
10:51I wouldn't doubt it.
10:52Jack's got a little chair in the corner of the bedroom.
10:57So I feel like you watched Surviving Barstool and then thought that was happening in real time.
11:02Oh, no, no, no.
11:03I thought, like when Minzy walked in, I thought that he actually was there and everyone was there watching it.
11:07That was during the show.
11:09Oh.
11:10That was from the fall.
11:11How'd it go?
11:12Everyone loved it.
11:13You should have done it, Stu.
11:14I was thinking that when I was watching it.
11:15I couldn't do it.
11:16What would you like me to do?
11:17Do it.
11:18If I'm not in a position to lose $25,000 to $50,000, I swear to God.
11:22I don't even know what that means.
11:24That means that I can't deal with my customers because I'm sitting here doing some jerk-off
11:28show trying to win a quarter of a million that my customers don't give a fuck about.
11:31They want me to win a game.
11:33What if I go 0-30?
11:34And they're like, oh, fucking Stu.
11:36Where was your priority?
11:37I shouldn't have paid you that week.
11:38I shouldn't have paid you for the season.
11:40I shouldn't have paid you.
11:41I'm paying you to pick winners.
11:43And when you murder us, I don't give a flying fuck that you're funny on Barstool.
11:47Let's say Dave gave me $50,000 and said, Stu, here's $50,000.
11:51Do the show.
11:52You're sizzling.
11:53You're hot.
11:54But I'm not compared to those 24.
11:56Massive show.
11:58Massive eyeballs.
11:59It was supposed to be done in August.
12:00I committed in August.
12:01I committed in August.
12:02New fans, new people.
12:04You're electric.
12:05You would have shined on the show.
12:07Those eyeballs equal potential new customers.
12:10Hopefully Big Cat rolls out.
12:12Multi-million dollars.
12:13I sign an actual contract.
12:14I work for you.
12:15That's not happening.
12:16Well, then I'm probably going to just work for DraftKings and then just do the show here.
12:18That would work because DraftKings got the big money.
12:20DraftKings got like $100,000 bill.
12:22I'm going to get the millions out of DraftKings and still work my dick off for Barstool.
12:26And then next year, I win Surviving Barstool.
12:29I was waiting for it to be a half a mil next year.
12:31Who said half a mil?
12:32I don't know what's going to happen.
12:34But yes, listen.
12:35I love you for saying that.
12:36It means the world.
12:37I wish I was there.
12:38You would have shined.
12:39I wish I didn't spend all my money in my 20s, 30s, 40s like an animal on kilos of Coke.
12:45Millions of dollars of lost gambling at the tables.
12:48Millions of dollars pissing it away going to Europe, France, Germany, Israel.
12:54That exposure is worth more valuable than winning or having a bad week.
12:59One bad week.
13:00I wish I could have done it.
13:01I was not secure enough to do it.
13:03The money situation is not tight.
13:05And I'm not providing winners like I used to.
13:07I love you.
13:08God bless you.
13:09So how many plays?
13:10Did we do two or three?
13:11I think we did two last year.
13:12Yeah.
13:13So we have four shows left.
13:14So say that.
13:15Because the countdown.
13:16And these are your four last shows ever.
13:19Why?
13:20I thought you were retiring.
13:21No, I didn't pull the retirement.
13:23Listen, Hank just fucking destroyed my whole life.
13:26He told me something that was horrible.
13:28He said that I have no prayer of getting the money for the contract in July.
13:32Why?
13:33He said that.
13:34I don't know.
13:35He said that you weren't going to give me a contract to work at full time to move here.
13:38The million dollar a year contract?
13:39Yeah.
13:40Well, no, no.
13:41I'll take.
13:42Because I got three things in the kickers right now.
13:43I'm really good.
13:44I don't need a nil.
13:45But I need more than he's getting paid.
13:48So what do you need?
13:49I guess one point is to kill the four years I'll sign.
13:51One what?
13:52One point six.
13:53It's 400 a year because I picked up another 800 a year from three other people combined.
13:57So I can live on 1.2.
13:581.2?
13:59No, I could.
14:00But you're only responsible for 8,000 a week.
14:02So what do I have to pay?
14:044,000.
14:05By 8,000 a week.
14:06And how much are you going to then pay us to run your commercials?
14:09True.
14:10No, no, no, no, no.
14:11Like if you.
14:12The show stays the way.
14:14No.
14:15No, no, no, no.
14:16If you work for us, then StuFinder.com is an advertiser on the show that has to pay us.
14:20Correct.
14:21Oh, wait, wait, wait.
14:22I don't need the commercials.
14:23I don't need the commercials.
14:24I'll give you 8,000 a week.
14:25I don't need the commercials.
14:26I'll give you 8,000 a week.
14:27You don't need them anymore?
14:28No, no.
14:29No, I don't need them.
14:30Listen.
14:31I'll pay you $8,000 a week.
14:32As long as the other three people give me my 800,000.
14:35Okay.
14:36Who are the other three people?
14:37Javio.
14:38I'll pay you.
14:39Graph Kings.
14:40TikTok Live.
14:41Here we go.
14:42But I'm not telling you.
14:43Okay.
14:44You didn't fucking hear that.
14:45Stu, how about I pay you $9,000 a week.
14:47Yes.
14:48And then StuFinder.com pays us $8,000 a week to be on the show.
14:52There is no StuFinder.com.
14:54You're not going to sell any new pics?
14:55No.
14:56Ever again?
14:57No.
14:58How are people paying me a million, too, if I'm selling my pics?
14:59Now, how does that work?
15:00So, we're basically buying your pics for a million, too.
15:03No, you're buying my content.
15:04I'm better than anyone, including him, that works here.
15:06You give me a podcast.
15:07I do a live show every day.
15:09I do a Steam 630 to 645 every night and Saturday and Sunday mornings.
15:15I'll produce a 61% win product.
15:17What do you need to be paid by us?
15:19$8,000 a week.
15:21Oh, it's off-season, too?
15:23Every week.
15:24What do you mean?
15:25I have to pay my bills in the summer.
15:26I'll work in the summer.
15:27You don't have to work.
15:28I'll work here seven days a week.
15:29I'm firing half the crew the minute I get there.
15:31Every person here is safe.
15:33All we do is do coke every day, fuck bitches, and we do StuFinder content.
15:38And I'll get the eyeballs.
15:40What if we give you $100,000 with a million-dollar bonus if you hit 61%?
15:44So, you need $400,000.
15:47Plus the other $800,000.
15:51You're saying I don't have to pay you.
15:54Right, $400,000.
15:55I'll give you $200,000 a year.
15:57That doesn't do anything for me.
15:58What does that do?
15:59365 picks minimum.
16:0161%.
16:02And I get $0.30 on the dollar of all advertising I write for the company.
16:06Because I plan on writing $5 to $10 million.
16:08That's what your salary is for.
16:10No, it isn't.
16:11I'm going to pay my salary.
16:12What do you mean?
16:13The first million-dollar guy I bring in, I get $300,000 to $700,000.
16:17The company still made $400,000.
16:19And that's only one of 20 advertisers I'm going to bring in.
16:22What math are we doing here?
16:23Chinese math?
16:24You sound like a guy from Jersey, I know.
16:25Exactly.
16:26Is it totally surprising?
16:27No?
16:29Jersey, Jerry?
16:30What?
16:31I feel like you're going to get that million.
16:32You're going to do MNC and just get the money, get the new contract, and then just coast.
16:36How can I do MNC?
16:38I want to be the greatest ever at 70 years old.
16:41Start a football season next year.
16:42Got it.
16:43$100,000 free bet.
16:46And you can keep rolling it over as long as you want.
16:49And that's where you get paid.
16:50To work seven days a week?
16:53No.
16:54If you win five in a row, you could be making more than a million a year.
16:57It's going to be you and me.
16:58I think I can do between $10,000 and $100,000 profit a month.
17:01With you and me doing it, we can do $50 to $250.
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17:27Kate.
17:28Oh, wow.
17:29Hey.
17:30What's up, Tim?
17:31How's it going?
17:32Hi.
17:33Come on in.
17:34Yeah, what's up?
17:35Hello?
17:36We're the Philly guys here.
17:37Philly guys.
17:38Kate.
17:39Very nice to meet you.
17:40I think my favorite thing of being here is being a tour guide lady.
17:43Yeah, this is like the apartment from Big.
17:45Yeah, yeah.
17:46This is so cool.
17:47Yeah, I'm about to turn 46 and I'm still like, oh my God, you guys got popcorn?
17:50What the fuck?
17:51I know.
17:52I'm just scrounging around in here.
17:53Is there anybody you don't trust that around?
17:55Yeah.
17:56Remember Good Good Comedy Theater?
17:58Yes, dude.
17:59I used to go there all the time.
18:00I thought that.
18:01And I think that's when we first started following each other.
18:03And I was leaving there one night and I thought I was the last person.
18:06I was walking out of the bathroom and ahead of me about 15 paces was a woman who I thought
18:11was you judging by your profile picture.
18:13I was screaming, Kate!
18:15Kate!
18:16And the woman kept walking.
18:17And then finally when she turned out the front door and I saw her side profile, I was like,
18:20oh, that wasn't Kate.
18:21It wasn't me.
18:22Oh, no.
18:23As I was catching up, they're going, what's your fucking problem, bitch?
18:24Yeah, yeah.
18:25Slapped her around a little bit.
18:26I get so many doppelgangers and it's never, it's like Charlize Theron from the movie Monster.
18:32It's like never what I want it to be and it's absolutely, yeah.
18:36Kate, has anyone fucked up the gauntlet really bad and embarrassed themselves?
18:40Yes, dude.
18:41Big time.
18:42Big time.
18:43Hey.
18:44Hey.
18:45One, two, three, go.
18:47Bring it, bro.
18:48Bring it.
18:49Let's go.
18:53Got it.
18:57Let's go.
19:00Go.
19:01Let's go.
19:06Barbecue chicken.
19:15That's two in a row.
19:16Two in a row.
19:17Three, two, one, go.
19:19Right in the hole.
19:25That's not working.
19:26Let's go.
19:32What's up, man?
19:33Pretty good.
19:34Let's go.
19:40Bend your knees.
19:45Let's go.
19:46Let's go.
19:47Let's go.
19:48Colton.
19:49Go.
19:53Oh.
19:54Oh.
19:55Come on, Tim.
19:57You're still like way ahead of me.
19:58Let's go.
20:01Let's go.
20:12That's a good D.
20:13I had you.
20:15Blutman is on my shit list.
20:17Now, I love Blutman.
20:18Blutman knows ball.
20:19Blutman has been a fantastic addition to not only a necessary roughness in barstool.
20:23We have beef because you openly root against my team.
20:25You do.
20:26And I don't openly root against UCLA.
20:28I could.
20:29There's no reason to.
20:30We're so bad.
20:31You openly root against me.
20:32No, this isn't true.
20:33It is true.
20:34I was wrong on one A&M game this year, and that was the LSU game.
20:37I got smacked on that game.
20:39Every other A&M game of my predictions was correct.
20:41It's not just predictions.
20:42It's the way you present the predictions.
20:44We have issues with Marcel Reed.
20:46Your little witty, quippy tweets is what you do, and I get that.
20:52That's how you're here.
20:53But when it's against my team, I don't like it.
20:55Good tweet.
20:57I apologize, but knowing ball is a burden.
21:01He openly roots against my team.
21:03He knows ball.
21:04What's up, dude?
21:06What's going on?
21:11We've got to hustle for pro football shows.
21:14We've got to run the gauntlet, right?
21:15Yeah, yeah.
21:16You're running today.
21:17I'm running the gauntlet.
21:18Oh, you absolutely are.
21:19You've got to beat us.
21:20We'll see.
21:21Oh, there he is.
21:22Look at that coat.
21:24I'm Casey.
21:25Nice to meet you.
21:26Nice to meet you.
21:27Welcome to the Pro Football Football Show.
21:29Week 14 of the NFL.
21:30A very special guest.
21:31We have RG3.
21:32Yes.
21:33I must say.
21:34Good to be here, guys.
21:35The suit, everything looks so good.
21:37It makes us look like bums.
21:38I just wanted to try that one-up will.
21:40There will be six to eight of us playing, but there will be two werewolves in the deck.
21:45Okay.
21:46There will be villagers, werewolves, and within the village,
21:51there's a doctor.
21:52There's a witch.
21:53I don't know if we're playing with the town drunk, but people have different roles within
21:56their villager setting, or you could just be a bland, vanilla villager.
21:59Okay.
22:00Is this like surviving bar school?
22:01Yes.
22:02You won last year, right?
22:03They want to kill each other.
22:04Yeah, last year I did.
22:05Yeah.
22:06So you're watching, huh?
22:07I didn't watch it, but I did see him celebrate.
22:09But are you watching?
22:13What's up?
22:14You good?
22:15Great.
22:16Did I tell you the story about when I went to New Orleans to see your first game?
22:20You did not tell me that story, but tell me now.
22:22So I go to New Orleans.
22:24I'm so excited.
22:25You obviously have the most incredible debut ever.
22:28I fell back in love with football in that moment.
22:30I was like, we got a quarterback, man.
22:32Then after it was over, and we go into a daiquiri shop.
22:34Okay.
22:35And my buddies and I, we walk into the daiquiri shop.
22:38We're wearing all our redskin shit, a couple RG3 jerseys.
22:42We walk in, and we are the only white people in this daiquiri shop, right?
22:46And they're all watching football, and they're all wearing insane stuff.
22:49And we walk in, and it was a record-scratch moment.
22:52Everybody looks at us, and they start booing us,
22:55and we're just sitting there, like, smiling.
22:57After about, like, three seconds of the entire place booing,
23:00it gradually turned into a round of applause, and they were like,
23:03Come on in.
23:04Come on in.
23:05And they started buying us drinks, and they were like,
23:07We love Robert.
23:08His family's from New Orleans.
23:10He's a great player.
23:11We're happy for you guys to have a good quarterback.
23:13That's a beautiful moment right there.
23:15Brought to you by RG3.
23:17It was awesome because I had 50 family members at the game.
23:20Oh, yeah?
23:21So when I found out that, hey, my first game ever is going to be
23:24against the Saints in New Orleans, I was like, this is perfect.
23:27Yeah.
23:28Get an opportunity to play in the NFL, play in front of my family.
23:31So that was an awesome moment for me.
23:33I'll never forget that.
23:34It was great.
23:35Yes.
23:36What's up, brother?
23:37How you doing, Donnie?
23:38Nice to meet you.
23:39You look good, by the way.
23:40You look like you could still play.
23:42You know what?
23:43We're securing our manhood.
23:44You look good, man.
23:45You look good, too.
23:47I was just fishing for a compliment.
23:48Have you been working out?
23:49I've been eating more.
23:50So no joke, I was about to just go bench over here right before you walked by.
23:53So, yes, I'm about to start working out.
23:55There you go.
23:56Yeah.
23:57All right.
23:58I'll see you in a little bit.
23:59Have fun.
24:00You know what?
24:01After him telling me I look good, I feel like that's as good as a workout.
24:03I'm about ready to work out.
24:08Still got it.
24:10You're weak, man.
24:18You got it.
24:19Get off that.
24:23I'm so weak right now.
24:24Holy shit.
24:27This guy, I look good, he said.
24:28RG3 said I look good.
24:29Those beignets are legit, right?
24:31Yeah.
24:32Pretty good.
24:33They're really good.
24:34You want to do it close to the pin?
24:35We're doing it close to the pin?
24:36This is PFT's opportunity to stunt on everybody.
24:39You don't know about my athleticism.
24:40No, I know you're really good.
24:41I've seen you do this before.
24:43No, I'm actually not.
24:44I'm not good at golf at all.
24:45You're good at this golf simulator.
24:46I've seen this before.
24:47He's not going to trick me.
24:48I'm really not good.
24:49I'm fast, if you want to race later.
24:52I beat DK Metcalf.
24:53Really?
24:54Yep.
24:55He had a head start.
24:56I said go.
24:57He didn't realize I was about to say go right then.
25:00Oh, okay.
25:01It was like the old trick.
25:02I got you.
25:03Shout out to Lucy.
25:04Lucy's helping us out.
25:05We're going to do a close to the pin challenge.
25:06Me and RG3.
25:07Let's do it.
25:08Get that hole.
25:09That's going in though.
25:10Look at that.
25:11Look at that.
25:12Holy cow.
25:132.7 yards.
25:14Yeah, I don't know if we're getting that one, but we will try.
25:15We got this.
25:16We will try.
25:17That was smooth.
25:18Sure.
25:19A little better, but still.
25:20I got to be honest.
25:21I just wish I had RG3's swing.
25:22It's like buttery smooth.
25:23Nothing I do looks good.
25:24I'm doing that.
25:25I'm doing that.
25:26I'm doing that.
25:27I'm doing that.
25:28I'm doing that.
25:29I'm doing that.
25:30I'm doing that.
25:31I'm doing that.
25:32I'm doing that.
25:33I'm doing that.
25:34I'm doing that.
25:35I'm doing that.
25:36I'm doing that.
25:38I'm just being real.
25:39Over the years, we've had a lot of interactions together.
25:42I think your hair is phenomenal.
25:43Thanks.
25:44You know what I'm saying?
25:45I think we turned over a new leaf.
25:46What was this?
25:47Maybe two, three years ago?
25:48Right?
25:49It's all good now.
25:50It's all good.
25:51Yeah.
25:52Hell yeah.
25:53Sweet.
25:54All right.
25:55Thank you, Lucy.
25:56Thank you, Lucy.
25:57Shout out, Lucy.
25:58You want to race?
25:59You want to race?
26:00All right.
26:01All right.
26:02Ready?
26:03I knew he was going to cheat.
26:04Set, go.
26:05I knew he was going to cheat.
26:06I got fries and a burger in my hand.
26:07Exactly.
26:08Three, two, one, go.
26:09All right.
26:10Let's go.
26:11Let's go.
26:12Soccer.
26:13Go.
26:14Oh, no.
26:15Oh, no.
26:16Oh, my gosh.
26:17Yeah.
26:18Jesus.
26:19Go.
26:20Go.
26:21Go.
26:22Go.
26:23Go.
26:24Go.
26:25Go.
26:26Go.
26:27Go.
26:28Go.
26:29Go.
26:30Go.
26:31Go.
26:32Go.
26:33Go.
26:34Go.
26:35No, no, no, no.
26:36I didn't say go.
26:37No, no, no.
26:38I didn't say go.
26:39No, no, no.
26:40I didn't say go.
26:41No, no, no, no.
26:42I didn't say go.
26:43No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
26:44I don't know.
26:45A lot of people to know college football don't seem to know the rules.
26:46Well, that's Mark.
26:47You're saying a lot of people know the rules?
26:48You said if you know college football, you don't know the rules, and I'd challenge that.
26:49Yeah, there are some people who didn't know the rules.
26:50The reason I know that is because every time there's an overtime game, they just explain
26:52stuff.
26:53Do you remember when Georgia and Georgia Tech were playing and you texted me and being like,
26:55why are they only going for two?
26:56No, I didn't do that at all.
26:58When we go for two, do we have to get up and walk across the office and then come back
27:02for the next one?
27:03Oh, you guys got to switch chairs.
27:04Yeah, you should have to switch chairs.
27:05You should have to switch chairs.
27:06I looked online, the spread for this, Brandon Walker's favored by minus 14 and a half.
27:12So, all I want to do is compliment him.
27:15Alright, let's go.
27:16Just do it.
27:17Let's go.
27:18Ready?
27:19Doug, you ready?
27:20What do you mean?
27:21I'll give him a second.
27:23Oh, wait, Jerry, you're up.
27:24Let's go.
27:25That's what I do, baby.
27:26Let's go, Jer.
27:27Come on.
27:28What is this?
27:29It's snow.
27:30Wait, is this overtime?
27:31Yes.
27:32What?
27:33What?
27:34Yes, we're in overtime.
27:35Oh, no.
27:36Jerry.
27:37Oh, Jerry.
27:38Get the fuck out of here.
27:39I had to get loose.
27:40I had to get loose.
27:41Let the record show that Jerry said it would be easy.
27:42He did.
27:43He did.
27:45So, if we don't score, we're out?
27:46Yes.
27:47You've got to score.
27:48I didn't have a shot.
27:49Don't say that.
27:50I've got to score.
27:51Fuck.
27:52He was open.
27:53He was open.
27:54We're fucked.
27:55Come on, Jerry.
27:56This is the biggest play of the game.
27:57Oh.
27:58Oh.
27:59Jerry's so bad.
28:00What?
28:01What?
28:02What?
28:03What?
28:04What?
28:05What?
28:06What?
28:07What?
28:08What?
28:09What?
28:10What?
28:11What?
28:12What?
28:13What?
28:14What?
28:15What?
28:16What?
28:17What?
28:18What?
28:19What?
28:20What?
28:21We've lost our magic.
28:22That's what I do.
28:23Damn.
28:24That's what I do.
28:25Give up Tutties.
28:26I should have gone for two.
28:27I should have gone for two.
28:28It was our only chance of winning.
28:29Yeah, I mean, you could tell.
28:30Jerry and my relationship in the coaching booth, it's not really great.
28:31It's contentious at best.
28:32It's what girls do.
28:35Alrighty.
28:36Conor got off his ass yesterday and he won the NCAA overtime challenge here in the office.
28:42So, Connor, on behalf of Barstool Sports and Mountain Dew, I want to present you with the
28:47trophy.
28:48Thank you, Tate.
28:49Congratulations.
28:50Thank you, Tate.
28:51Is there something in here?
28:52Oh!
28:53It's a Mountain Dew Code Red!
28:54I'm going to get off my ass and drink this.
28:56Thank you, Tate.
28:57There we go.
29:03Do the Dew.
29:04Love it.
29:05Thank you, Tate.
29:06We've got drunk marijuana, Santa outfit, everyone loves Santa, wants to sit on his
29:12fuckin' lap.
29:13Let's talk about what pops up.
29:16I love being in Santa because I'm Jewish, Christ was a Jew, I perpetuate the reality
29:22of Christ being a Jew, and it wasn't Christ's fault or the Christians' fault that the only
29:28people that were allowed to be in heaven were Jews, so they had to create this fallacy.
29:33I will perpetuate the fallacy.
29:34Ready to roll.
29:35Santa Claus!
29:36Santa Claus!
29:37Alright.
29:38Yes.
29:39Name a cool dude.
29:40A cool dude?
29:42Uh, Jersey Jerry.
29:44Name a cool dude for real.
29:45A cool dude for real?
29:46Yeah.
29:47Any, literally any.
29:48Dan Marino.
29:49That's a good answer.
29:50I told everyone out there, I'm telling you, Mrs. Claus does not allow me to smoke with
30:04the gloves on.
30:05Obviously, she does the laundry.
30:08It's her rules.
30:09Ho, ho, ho.
30:10I listen to my ho.