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00:00Scumbag you think Cody has rank over Mark Titus
00:04That's the show you're in the doghouse buddy, I'm gonna find this moment
00:12Yeah
00:14You're going
00:18Okay, what is your like idea right now a human centipede yeah, that's good. I get dibs on front
00:26So yeah tomorrow night, it's a date all right sounds good
00:30Okay, I don't know what a position to take I kind of want to take a little I want you guys to feel like I'm
00:35Not even there. I just want to be like spying on you documenting you. That's fine. Don't forget to bring me something
00:40No pressure
00:42Okay, I just walked in I said it's not a diss. I like Cody is a person. I like him
00:47I like his body like him being around but I said he's the least funny guy
00:50We've got and then Steven just goes you make me laugh to Cody and it's like I rest my case. That's your tweets
00:56I see you leaning certain ways
01:08Yeah, I might have to do that it might just be a personal file for me
01:12Day one of me trying to make big cat laugh
01:15I'm just gonna
01:16All right, but I don't want you to try to do something out of the ordinary because I like you as you
01:22Yes, you as you works
01:24Not funny, but it works like Zoopy's funnier than you
01:28Yeah
01:31He's like one of the most nervous guys, but he's also like crazy confident. I'm saying this right now Cody. You're gonna watch this
01:39You might be least funniest in the office, but I really like you
01:46It's
01:53Tournament time and you know what that means
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02:29So
02:39Sunday he wanted me to be on the bracket show. I thought I was supposed to do clips for the bracket show
02:44There's a miscommunication. I did clips kind of no show them. It's gone back. Just save it. You're gonna come in big boy
02:52Yeah
02:54Just yapping about basketball that wasn't my finest moment
02:59I don't know. I got showed you I know showed me and I'm not happy about it. Yeah, I invited him on Friday
03:05I was like, hey, we're gonna do I was there when he saw Sunday when they released the bracket
03:08I do this on my show every year. I fill out the bracket immediately on a live stream
03:12I want I don't want it to just be me
03:14I want all the college basketball junkies in the office who which I know you to be so I invited Tate
03:19I invited Riggs and I was like Rick and there's gonna be a spot on the couch. Do you want to join me?
03:23He goes it would be an honor. I've been waiting for this call up for a while. He's like this would be fucking awesome
03:27It's a it's a great opportunity and then no text. No call. No show. Where are you?
03:37What happened last night with Titus's bracket show all the fucking mark Titus show you think Cody has rank over mark Titus
03:46No, oh god, yes, I see with you
03:48I
03:53Get madder
03:55You're I can't just yap about that's crazy. Hey, you're you're in the doghouse buddy. He insulted your career just now
04:02just get ready to get extra large on this show not my finest moment, but
04:08What can you do bad bad guy for a multitude of reasons
04:12Yeah, she communicated better let down mark let down TJ let down Cody
04:17Got to be better moving forward, you know
04:22Mark
04:26Yeah, oh there you go
04:28Wait a second. Oh, hold on Rick. Come on. Get in here, buddy. Here we go
04:32Walk in the Green Mile now
04:34permission to yap about basketball for a second
04:37It's all right with me. Okay. I have a prepared statement. I'd like to read. I did just write it a couple minutes ago, but
04:44On
04:45Sunday March 16th
04:472025 my Indiana Hoosiers were unjustly left out of the NCAA tournament rather than handle this in a healthy fashion
04:53I proceeded to have a 48-hour crash out in which I publicly melted down on Twitter
04:58Emailed the North Carolina athletic director and shirked my commitment to mark Titus
05:02although I was asked to clip the bracket stream my rage distracted me from communicating this clearly to mark TJ and
05:09Cody all of whom I apologize to from the bottom of my heart
05:14I
05:17Will learn from this experience and be better for my co-workers the Hoosiers and most importantly the stoolies moving forward
05:24I thought it went. Okay. What do we think?
05:28All right, thank you
05:30Thank You Bluntman whiteboard
05:38Perfect time to talk let's hash it out
05:41Because I'm not I'm not done we we have shot a little bit on the yak, but I'm not completely done yet
06:07I just flushed
06:11Yeah, it smells he's taking a shit, thank you
06:18You got a one sheep though, I will
06:21You're one sheep. Yeah, look at the camera and say you you were one sheep
06:25I'm one sheep harder than anybody's one sheep before one sheep one sheep now
06:30I understand the confusion cuz I'm holding up one finger. It's warm as and wake up mincey
06:35One sheep will fix all of this
06:37Yeah, it'll fix it all and I have I have seen some concerning things about the caloric intake
06:43It just like the amount of red meat and this is and this is and we're gonna go back to square one
06:48Just one sheep. That's all they're asking
06:50Once you fix kidney failure, I've heard from the amount of iron
06:53I
06:59Think it how the lamb how the lamb become the punishment as he reacting
07:03We're just like you got to eat a whole lamb. He's gonna eat a hundred pounds of lamb tomorrow
07:07Rick's punishment became like someone my punishment. Yeah, I mean I got a huge spit roaster outside that we rented
07:13I've seen one lamb cooked in my entire life and that was in France over like a very old-school fire
07:19So I've seen them do it, but I've seen how it's done. So I'm somewhat
07:24Mildly confident. It'll work 4 a.m. Tomorrow
07:27Me and mincey and Rick
07:29Figuring out how to do this
07:32Lambs here
07:34Lambs here tomorrow morning. We'll get here like 4 should be fine. All right
07:39We got the lamb. Here we go. Holy shit. That's a lamb. Yeah
07:49I'm excited
07:54Oh
08:02Good lock that again third time this morning
08:08Yeah, it's thought let's go
08:13That's like
08:15No, I got it that just holds that holds the whole thing honestly, yeah
08:23I
08:53Fire
09:02Well, you got it
09:16Only 35 pounds makes like 40. I don't know. It's like between 35 and 40 pounds. So it's gonna cook faster
09:22So the lambs only about 35 40 pounds
09:26Did a ton of research on the best way to prepare for this had my last meal yesterday about three haven't eaten since then
09:33Went to bed pretty early got here woke up 330 got here at 5 didn't have to be here till 6
09:38But it's whatever the lambs on the smoker
09:40We're ready to roll having one bag of goldfish that we're not eating again until it's 40 pounds of lamb, and I'm excited
09:46The boys cooking a whole lamb
09:49Ready to eat
09:53Amazing eat the whole lamb
09:57But he's gonna eat a lot of that that sounds like you don't believe in me
10:02No, I do not think it's gonna you're gonna be late. I don't think it's Paul. Honestly, it's not possible
10:06That's what you should and also I want to eat some of this cuz chef Donnie's cooking
10:10You don't just get the sheep part. You got to do the one too
10:14No, I I do the one every day. It works here every day is one for me a long day for you
10:21Yeah, I got still after dark tonight, I know I think if you put together a good showing on the sheep
10:26we it'll be
10:28You know check off check the box off. You're back in good graces. No more. I'd kill you if you got sick of this shit
10:35Oh hell. Yes. Wait, let me get a picture you doing that again spray it up
10:46And that's the thing too
10:51I didn't think we were allowed to eat it. I am excited for a lot to eat it
10:54This is kind of bullshit. It is a little bullshit. What?
10:58Lambs on a punishment. What is the Rick is enormous? He's huge, but he's gonna eat maybe three pounds do that
11:05He's fucking Hagrid. He might be able to do an entire lamp
11:08I don't fucking white boy Hagrid could put down a lot of light. I want some of that land
11:14How bad do I have to fuck up so I can eat slow-cooked?
11:18Shut up, I gotta start fucking up so I can eat. Well, yeah, just start saying no to shows
11:24You either have to clip wake up mincing or eat a whole lamb. So we're good guys
11:28We're in a much better spot this morning. I was a little worried
11:30I was a little stressed if we look at the tapes at 6 a.m
11:33We couldn't get the fire going and we couldn't get this thing spinning
11:36I was at one point going this might be a disaster. But look we got to the end. We first revealed
11:42I was stressed out, but now we're good
11:45So a sheep I guess is an integral part of a Giants diet in
11:49Fairy tales and folklore and it's a running joke on the act that I'm a giant TJ always blows me up p5o palm
11:56this is a Nick Turani conception that I had to be a sheep because I'm a giant so
12:01That's why we got a 40-pound lamb smoking right outside the office
12:15And it's a lot bigger up close than on the smoker, but we're locked in
12:21It's gonna start eating and we'll see what happens on the other end
12:44I
12:55Don't got it just start with five
13:05Not to help
13:07You
13:11All right, well consider yourself even with Martinus
13:17Well done Rick beautiful killed it today. All right, we'll be back tomorrow this yet
13:24Thanks guys, I don't understand I like the blind and deaf IKEA building
13:28I don't like the like what is being in a u-haul do that makes no sense
13:33It doesn't add anything to it. We could be doing it in the gym party. What are showed up finally?
13:40Okay, no
13:43No, I
13:45Said I could have written Walker. You said you got Brandon Walker couldn't do it. He couldn't make it. Is this real?
13:49I mean he said yes
13:55Dude you the missing to be clear. Thank you for coming. You're a fucking douche
14:00Bill some shit. I think I'll be fine Frank and me have a great healthy relationship. We never yelled each other
14:06I think it's ridiculous that we're doing this outside in the fucking cold
14:10There's no fucking reason to do it out in the motherfucking cold. That makes no fucking sense for me
14:16That makes no fucking sense to me. We could do it. We've got a nice fucking gym floor. We could do it
14:21We'll still be blindfolded
14:23You get better camera angles you get better view
14:27better
14:30Sitting out there in the middle of fucking the goddamn motherfucking
14:33Cold ass fucking Chicago and I don't I don't fucking get it. What was once a great idea
14:39We're doing blind and deaf
14:42Ikea furniture building first of all Frank, what's the temperature like in this?
14:47We're supposed to be doing in a u-haul trailer, and I don't want to start with all this complaining, but we're doing it outside
14:53How do you feel Frank? Well, it's it's getting cold. It's not in the
14:58Sub-zero genre, but it's still fucking March and a freeze our motherfucking asshole. It's freezing
15:11What do I do
15:16It's just step one screwdriver, I can't hear you though
15:27I
15:43Can't see
15:45You have to tell me what to do
15:50Yes, or no
15:52You can say yes or no, does Minzy know that he can talk stop it the goddamn boy he went non-verbal
15:59You did great. Oh, you can hear. Yes
16:05Take this motherfucking song off this is Disney Channel bullshit fucking song. This is the worst song
16:12Don't go to your fucking home. Give me the fucking chair. I give him the chair
16:22Alright Frank, have a seat and get a temperature up
16:31All right, well, this is revenge of New York
16:35Start spreading the water
16:40You're freezing your ass off today
16:43Oh
16:48Are you a fucking idiot you got brain damage up there, buddy
16:51All you care about is getting the final four and going to suck some dick for with some coaches