El Presidente | One Bite
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00:00All right, feature view time, Sharpies.
00:21Ah, this weather, just brutal, Chicago, Corner Willow, this place has been open like three
00:27or four weeks, called in, hilarious message, it's like some Italian, which we thought it
00:33was maybe a guy, it's AI they told us, being like, we're not gonna take any calls or orders,
00:38you wanna order a pizza, you come in like a three-eyed alien and play like Teenage Mutant
00:44Ninja Turtles and wait.
00:45You've reached the Sharpie.
00:46If you didn't know, I just opened a new restaurant and I'm busy.
00:47I'm never going to answer the phone, but you can text me and I'll get back to you super
00:48quick, hopefully.
00:49Just so you know, I'm not taking reservations right now and Sharpies isn't doing any delivery
00:56or phone orders.
00:57If you want to carry out, come to the shop and have a cocktail, play some Ninja Turtles
01:01and wait for your pie, like a good little three-eyed alien dog.
01:15That's exactly what they did.
01:17They got an alien spaceship in the middle of the place, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
01:21NBA Jam, he's on fire.
01:24It's cold, it's rainy.
01:26That's a good looking Detroit style.
01:29And you know what they say about Detroit style, is you look heavy like an offensive lineman,
01:34be light on your feet.
01:35Like a 7'4 for me is a very good Detroit style.
01:39God damn, this weather sucks.
01:41This is good.
01:47I like how they put a good amount of sauce on it, sometimes they don't.
01:51With Detroit, Austin, your face, you can tell it's gross, out, not the pizza.
01:59This is it.
02:09If you like Detroit style, this will do the trick.
02:11I'm going to go right on the 7'4.
02:15Like this is very good.
02:20Not super light, which I said it should be, but I got to get out of this rain.
02:247'4, Sharpies, Text-A-Reel, Huon 312 Space 68, this weather stinks.