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00:00There's a wolf in the fridge. Let me grab a broom and have no plan for what happens once I grab it by the tail
00:09Imagine if we were security guards at an Aldi because they were they weren't animal control. Those were security guards
00:14Yeah, someone came up to me and was like, hey, bro. Just let you know, there's a wolf in the produce. I'd be like, oh
00:20Evacuate like I don't know. I'm not going to fuck with the wolf. Why would I go grab shutting down?
00:30Tuesday January 14th, we got good mood Tuesday. That's kind of the vibes
00:35I think we're gonna put out today Bob because we got John Feidelberg in the building John Feidelberg
00:39I still have the Millmore shorts in my head for your name
00:43Feidelberg
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01:44Forgot my crown. It's upstairs. I won it last night. It is an electric contest to do
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02:17Spend that's burning a hole in my pocket. So I'm sure I'll be spending it this weekend
02:20So very fun times out in the NFL world Bob
02:23I mean, obviously that was yesterday's rundown was a recap of the weekend, but how we feeling? Mr. Commies fan. I'm feeling amazing
02:29This is I felt like it was house money even just being in the playoffs
02:33It's the first playoff win I ever got to like see and appreciate in my entire life. They had one in 2005
02:39They had one in 99. I didn't watch those games. I don't remember those games
02:43So this was the first for me and I was thrilled it was I was
02:47Lifting my dog up like it was like the end of Rudy for me and it was just the first playoff game
02:53John aren't you so proud to see our boy?
02:55I mean you lived that life for like I mean
02:57I've known you since I've literally known you that was your life even before then
03:00So it's a nice to someone get their first taste of it live
03:02I genuinely think it is like I know some people I'm sure different conferences all that stuff matters
03:09but like I
03:10Take I think it's awesome. I think it's great that my pals have a quarterback and that they're they're
03:16Great, and they're they're very fun to watch. It's like the most fun. Yeah, I watched all year
03:22It's a it's I I celebrate I like I get happy with my guy. I've won enough guys
03:27I've won. I have won more than I need to win. It's formed my personality already. I'm fully cook
03:34Yeah, I hope you guys get some wins now. Thank you. Appreciate it
03:38I also I want to say is it something with the lighting I had like I was smiling
03:44It's something you were saying earlier climb and I had the fucking Snickers dick vein going right down my oh I get that sometimes
03:50Yeah, I don't like that at all
03:53Yeah, that's like the beam of the kid where he's like trying not to say anything class or something
03:57Yeah, but he's got a bunch. I just had the one and it looked like I
04:03Didn't like I didn't like how I looked. I also don't have that dick vein. So that bothers me, too
04:08I
04:16As the resident old on the podcast John there's gonna be things you didn't know you had are gonna start popping up things
04:21You've once I will no longer be there for you. Welcome to the fucking
04:25It's crazy right now. We got
04:27Yeah
04:30It didn't really take the dick vein out of the Snickers, I didn't know if I thought that was like
04:34No, I think that was fake I think that was fake
04:37I think the dick faint still in and like that's a snack boys got to investigate that
04:41Yes
04:42we can all we're all you know secure enough for our masculinity to admit that if the stick vein went away it wouldn't be the
04:48same
04:50It wouldn't be the same but everyone gets real mad at me when I look at before I eat it
04:56Why that sets up this first story perfectly John Viderberg, thank you very much for that
05:02Porn star Bonnie blue
05:04officially shatters a world record by sleeping with
05:081057 men in 12 hours now porn star growing up when I was growing up even Johnny boy
05:14Porn star used to mean something used to mean you were in the biz
05:16I believe this is an OnlyFans girl, which just seems like just someone who got a
05:21webcam and an account and
05:23She put up these numbers after who was the person who broke the look who was the last record holder?
05:30Lily Phillips
05:31She had a hundred in the Airbnb and they got all upset and then she said she was gonna do a thousand in
05:3824 hours then this girl comes out of nowhere. Nobody even knew she was planning this did like a thousand and twelve hours
05:461057 so the extra 57, you know, that's like going a little extra there in half the time and half the half the time
05:53Nobody knew where she was coming from. She said fuck your record
05:57I'm gonna have an
06:00Unattainable record is she is this a Gretzky type record? Can I don't think this is a record at all?
06:05I don't like this. You don't think I don't acknowledge it if it was a baseball
06:09I'd buy it at auction stamp it with an asterisk and throw it into space
06:13I don't I don't I hate all this shit and and not for any of like the oh
06:18It's the fall of society bullshit people have been fucking a thousand people a day for ages. Everyone but the
06:26It's you didn't have sex with any of these guys
06:29Zero because number it was probably a in-out next in-out next that and and anyone
06:37Who is a reasonable person would not consider that sex short. God might he'll send you to hell for it
06:44But like if you're in conversation
06:46You like like like say it was say you had sex with someone for let's call it 50 seconds
06:52I don't know the math. I suck at math
06:54That's and you're right. You're at brunch with your buddies the next day and like yo, do you look up last night?
06:59You'd be like, I don't know kinda it was like a weird thing. There's a bunch of chaos going on
07:03They were 999 other guys. You wouldn't be like, yeah
07:08You there would be some other explanation. So I don't think that counts as sex
07:12Do you think anyone maybe in the middle thought they had something with her?
07:18Like you think anyone was like I really thought we had something there and then she was like next and you're like, oh
07:25Oh, I like that. Like you going in with the edit like you're like, I'm a fucker different
07:30She's gonna like I'm gonna make her fall in love. Yeah
07:33Yeah, she's gonna she's gonna call off the challenge after my dick
07:37He's gonna say I don't want to fuck a thousand more. We're ended at
07:40733 everyone else can go. Yeah with this guy
07:44With this guy, yeah, and you're telling all the boys like in the waiting room like
07:49You I'm sorry
07:50You guys were after me cuz you guys aren't gonna get what you came for
07:53You know what? You know what you're speaking with right now Robbie you're speaking with I have a quarterback confidence. Yeah
08:00He's kind of fantasies only come up in the second round of the playoffs, yeah
08:04Yeah, not even yet not not a concern in my mind. Just all these random fantasies
08:10Do you think she had like a big next button that she just smashed when she's just all right next one and boom
08:16Yeah, what's the process like is there a bouncer type deal?
08:22Is there do they wait in a line is there a room I mean a thousand people it's a lot of is there a
08:27Fluffer too because you better like if we're doing this in 12 hours, you better be hard when you get here
08:33Yeah, I'm calling the next guy from the bullpen. Yeah, dude that the bullpen sucks
08:38It's just a hundred dudes jerk it off
08:44Yeah
08:46the
08:47Was a I also don't know
08:50How you get that many guys? I remember when the heat on the the
08:56Whatever the fuck you win the basketball NBA championship Larry O'Brien
09:00The there were three porn stars. I think I don't even remember who they I think Sarah J might have been one of them
09:08Who are like on parade day will blow anyone who shows up?
09:13parade day has
09:15Thousands and thousands of hammered people. I think like 50 people showed up. So where you're get it for like a free blow job
09:23That's it where you're getting a thousand guys to come. Fuck you. Yeah, I don't know that is maybe this didn't happen
09:30That's a that's a big-time production. Yeah, and you know what happened? I actually learned about
09:36Bonnie blue on KFC radio yesterday. I knew of Lily Phillips
09:41I did not know who Bonnie blue was and they were kind of explaining
09:46Like she's like kind of a tick-tock girl to to me
09:49I don't wear she like she does like like a lot of OnlyFans models do I think where they do like a
09:55little skin the life
09:57like things like that and and so I guess she went to like five guys and was like
10:01She did a video where she asked the five guys
10:04The burger people the burger entrepreneurs and she was like, where are the five guys and like I don't know just some dumb little like
10:12Sexual innuendo. Yeah, and then but the guy who has had to register like tweeted
10:17Before she posted the video like Bonnie blue just came up to me and talked to me in five guys
10:24But I didn't do anything because I'm like a God-fearing Christian man or something like that
10:28Now that I'm repeating it back to you
10:30Maybe he was being a little cheeky, but when I heard it first yesterday, I thought he was serious
10:35I was like we can't be a God-fearing man and know who Bonnie blue is. There's a fuck
10:39There's two sides of that coin like you can't some obscure porn star or I guess she's not so obscure anymore
10:45But I I know porn and yesterday. I did not know who she was. I
10:49Only fancy probably
10:52Skyrocketing now. Oh, you saw the five guys video
10:54I did see the five guys video and he did say I believe I am God-fearing Christian to her and I
10:59Mean, but I said to her face. I believe he said it to her face. Yeah
11:03Saving myself for marriage or something. I'm saving was he serious? And yeah, and she was doing the whole prank or thing
11:09You know, I like I'm Barstool Danny
11:11He'll be like a little cheeky with a question and this guy was just straight up, you know hand to face like no
11:16Thank you. I'm good. But did he know who she was? I
11:21Don't know. I don't
11:23That's fair. I thought he recognized her and said that yeah either way
11:28It does I feel like we need to have one of the OG porn stars come out and make this a real record again
11:33You know, it's like when Aaron judge didn't like he's doing it. I'm nothing but you know lifting weights and faith in God himself
11:38Like that's what we kind of need because I remember back at the day fighters
11:42I don't remember like you'd hear about these porn stars that were trying to set these records
11:45They come on Howard Stern at like, you know 11 o'clock on E. You're like, holy shit
11:49That's a crazy scene that was like, you know
11:5250 dudes in a night or a hundred dudes in there and they're doing
11:55Thousands kind of want to see if someone is gonna step up the thing is like what is Lily Phillips do
12:01Her record the thing she's aiming for is now not even yeah, no you got off it. I
12:07Think she I think she rebrands. I think she becomes like almost like a
12:13Like a total she's Oprah now
12:18She starts call her daddy
12:20basically, yes, I
12:22Because I mean now she's like that video of her after she fucked the hundred guys
12:27Everyone was like, oh my god, we feel so bad this that
12:31Maybe you take that you play it into I have a podcast now where we talk about my experience in the adult industry and we
12:38Expose some of the the different sides of it and stuff
12:41I think Lily Phillips has to just it's like MGK when he got into the thing with Eminem
12:46He went and did pop punk after that. I think you gotta do pop punk. I
12:51Mean how to it just said that she likes to spit on dicks and she got a podcast and a meme coin and the whole
12:56Thing right, so it's kind of like the path not sleeping with the thousand guys
13:00You should be able to do that before you out you land as the next Oprah
13:06There's like there's already girls trying to double this record like I feel like
13:10What's the limit at what point is the limit?
13:13But that's my point the more numbers we add the less time we're talking about a pain about penis in vagina
13:19yeah, unless it's becoming sex and more it's becoming like
13:23Handshaking with genitals and then we what are we doing? We know I don't respect the rule. I'm already out on the record
13:30I don't I will not
13:31Bonnie blue is not my goat. She I don't I don't know I acknowledge this and
13:36Any of the newcomers I will I will have the same to say the only the person I remember from Howard Stern was Houston
13:43Houston 500 they call because it was a great name and her name was Houston. That's my that's my Babe Ruth
13:48Basically, you know did it on hot dogs and beer?
13:50She did it on just the love of the game and love the dicks
13:54Like is there a Robbie Fox?
13:55Everyone was like there's no come come out of this dick
13:57Like was there someone who just was like I'm not doing anything and they're just like it's alright
14:01You could just go in we'll just count you as a number. There's a lot of yeah, and
14:05Honestly, do you want to talk to someone who watched that video? I do not want to talk to someone who watched. Oh, no, I
14:12Did earlier today meek but no
14:19This
14:24Move it on
14:25Another of someone that's no stranger to ricochet shots. The Dallas Cowboys are doing Dallas Cowboys say again, so
14:33they
14:34Moved on from Mike McCarthy. I guess is the it's very Dallas and then they didn't fire their coach
14:39They didn't let him interview with the Bears and just let his contract expire
14:41Let him move on Troy Aikman goes in says the Cowboys is in the head coaching position. It was back in the day
14:48Glitz glamour winning yada yada yada and then basically right as soon as the Vikings game kicked off
14:53We have rumors of Deion Sanders and Jerry Jones talking about Deion coming into Dallas becoming the new head coach of the Cowboys
15:02Just Cowboys doing Cowboys things. I absolutely personally love it fights as someone that just went through the coaching carousel
15:08How do you see this Cowboys thing right here? Um, I
15:13I
15:14Like it because I've never lived in a world not like really consciously where the Cowboys mattered and all I've ever heard about is
15:22how
15:23They're you know America's team and the football is better when the Cowboys are in the mix
15:28they've like basically never been in the mix for my life, obviously
15:3290s yes, but like I don't you know, I don't really remember that that well
15:37So I'd be down for Deion and and the Cowboys and to be
15:42At least interesting again
15:44I don't know. I don't fucking know if he's gonna work or not, but
15:48Be interesting Bob as a fellow NFC East guy and Amanda's fan who has the Cowboys as his rival. What do you think of all this?
15:55hate the Cowboys
15:57But I saw some people in the office
16:00I think talking about Belichick also potentially taking an interview there and maybe leaving you and I don't think he would leave this early
16:07I don't think he'd leave before the season. But is that a possibility or no?
16:11That's one of those things where I would be
16:15Beyond shocked. I guess it's possible, right?
16:17You write it into your contract for a reason
16:19but I'd be beyond shocked if Bill Belichick like agreed to coach a football team started recruiting guys and
16:26Then bailed that was yeah
16:29Yeah, it's very weird cuz like Belichick took the job. We all the holy shit
16:33This guy's going to college and now like a week later. I've had the Raiders and the Cowboys are looking to get him out
16:39I think it's a million dollar buyout
16:41You know the
16:42Chancellors and all these big wigs in the college game are all worried that it's gonna make him look bad if Bill leaves without even
16:49coaching a game there
16:51I look I think that's more the reason he wouldn't because because
16:55Not even about money not about opportunity. Yeah, Bill Bill Belichick's a man of honor man of respect loyalty legacy and
17:05Mostly to his father and his dad coached there and I don't think he'd want to
17:09Like disrespect the Belichick name at UNC
17:12What the fuck do I know but that's the vibe I get from Belichick and
17:18His career path, I suppose. Yeah, it doesn't trick me as Belichick seeing the
17:23Seeing UNC is like the Jets who you just like I'm out of here
17:26You guys kind of just swindled me into this job
17:28The Belichick name and the father stuff definitely rings that true as one of the Giants fans that actually
17:33Loves Bill Belichick still even after all the Patriots years
17:36I I don't want to see it
17:37but I do like it like it does make so much sense that the Cowboys would like to check in and
17:42That Brady would love to have him, you know reboot the Raiders
17:45It's just if you can't tell me Belichick's not gonna call Parcells and Parcells be like that guy is an asshole
17:51He's gonna like, you know, you're gonna have fun for your first couple years
17:54He's gonna metal do all that shit. And again with Dion to it doesn't make sense to me
17:59Dion's personality you put him in a room with Jason Garrett and Mike McCarthy last two coaches
18:03You couldn't get more opposite, right?
18:05Those guys just get castrated by Jerry keeps their balls on his desk and they just kind of have to coach the Jerry ship
18:11I don't see it happening with the guy. I said the guy named himself prime-time
18:14He's not gonna be taking over an 82 year old guy who's completely out of touch with reality
18:19but if you're if you're a
18:22Which may call it a Cowboys fan you gotta want that right? Cuz maybe Dion is the guy who's cocky enough confident enough
18:30To say I'm gonna tell Jerry Jones to shut the fuck up like I the
18:35Who was it Brewski on countdown yesterday or Monday Sunday was talking about the Vrabel hire and
18:42He was talking about how?
18:45in New England the front office has got a little mouthy the front office had a lot of people who like to be heard and
18:53He said Vrabel will be a guy who is not shy and will come in and say
18:58Your opinion does not matter on this and
19:01Maybe you need someone like that in Dallas
19:03Maybe Dion's the guy the guys who like the guys like the McCarthy's or the guys who are just
19:08Fucking happy to have a head coaching job aren't gonna be the guy to speak up to Jerry Jones
19:12So you might as well again if you're a Cowboys fan, you might as well
19:16Hope for this and be like maybe he's the guy who will say shut up
19:19This is how we're gonna do it
19:20And as someone that is very happily not watching the Cowboys in the Super Bowl ever
19:24I'm kind of scared of a guy like that coming in right?
19:26It's like when the Yankees start acting like the Yankees again, I'm like, oh fuck but they're kind of what the Cowboys are
19:31There's like younger kids who don't know what the Yankees were when we were growing up fights
19:35And then even in the 2000s a little Bob Fox was coming of age and it's like there's this entire generation now
19:41The Dodgers are the Yankees the Dodgers are the team that I expect to sign ever free agent. The Yankees are the Cowboys
19:47That's kind of just how it's becoming a crazy cross sport. This was an ugly turn
19:52I was on the podcast
19:55Turn there. I want these teams to just stay away from John Gruden. I like John Gruden at Barstool. Great. Great point. Yes, I
20:03Do love the thought of two Barstool alums coaching in the NFL like a Super Bowl
20:09Versus the on Super Bowl down the road and it's like they're talking about Barstool the way they talk about the old
20:15Our words team where you had Shanahan and McVeigh and everything
20:18These guys were both on the couch with Frank the tank watching a fucking game back in the day
20:23You know what? I saw yesterday and I'm
20:26Glam check me. I
20:28Didn't read it. So I don't know that I
20:31Head coach has never won with two teams. I
20:34Believe never won a Super Bowl two different franchises. That's crazy. That's crazy
20:39I saw yeah, it's the Tomlin Holmgren made it to two made it to the second but lost with the Seahawks, obviously
20:46Trying to think of how many there's a few I think there's like one or two other guys that are like that
20:49But yeah, it's nuts. That's I obviously there's a first time for everything. But like if I was hiring a new coach that would
20:56be something that deterred me from like someone like a Belichick and all that just because
21:01The game has obviously changed, but I think Bill Belichick still the smartest guy in the room
21:05but like the whole process around things and
21:08Recruiting scheming all that stuff is fucking different
21:12Parcells and Shula two coaches to win a Super Bowl at two different teams. Oh
21:19Fuck quick fact check from Jamie
21:22Who do parcels win with the Giants? He made it to the Patriots to the Super Bowl, but he's giant and oh
21:30No, they made
21:33No, whoa, that is Google wrong facker. Yeah
21:42It says it says Parcells won the Super Bowl at the Patriots in 96
21:54Google's always wrong now. You just think you can't Google anymore. It's very interesting. Very interesting
21:58I'm just like you Google it and it just gives you the wrong answer now
22:02It's a big I'm gonna screenshot and send it to you guys. So you know, I believe you
22:07I know I know how it works
22:08You have to go to chat GPT to get the right stuff or just go to another AI another fucking robot overlord that doesn't
22:14Know shit. Who was the other guy Tom Flores?
22:17But then even then they're missing the L then they're missing home great
22:20Thanks for meal made a Super Bowl loss and then he won with the Rams
22:23There's yeah, there's just nobody who's done and also like the dumb sports fan of me. It's like he can't do it
22:29It's never been done. It can never be done right here. He wanted Super Bowl. He can't win with us
22:34Make sense Dion, but anytime the Cowboys are just like in the mix. It's just good for content. It's good for football
22:41It's just good to have them as a talking point for lack of a better term
22:44And if they fuck up in the end even better, we'll take a little halftime here and feed up
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23:58There might be a goddamn coyote that comes out of the refrigerator or the salad thing. I don't even know you want to call that
24:04It's like a salad refrigerator
24:07Eddie it was Eddie who recorded this right at an Aldi
24:10Yeah, I was trying to figure that out myself because that's crazy. That was Eddie
24:14It was but it looked like it he wasn't you know, they had no little link below it to go
24:19Yeah, we and it like went viral from his tweet
24:24He doesn't have to go to the store
24:26He can get food
24:28And he'll call T3100
24:30And they'll put it on there
24:36Okay, bye
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24:56Yeah, yeah, so uh coyote, uh
24:59Filmed at the grocery store. The thing about Eddie's tweet is he preps you right away saying they could have taken a possum out
25:06He tells you there's an animal. Yeah, it's likely about to be on your scene screen and I was still
25:11Absolutely floored when I saw I thought the only other thing I could think is like homeless man gets into like a refrigerator
25:17But that's a human being that has a very evolved brain that makes sense
25:21They're calling that a coyote. Listen boys. I'm up here in the fucking sticks. I've seen coyotes before that's aria stark direwolves
25:28That was that thing was fucking huge and way too many people were nonchalant about a fucking four-legged monster
25:34Including the cameraman eddie or someone else
25:38He's nonchalant about it
25:39But also did he not stay for the conclusion of that story because the guy pulls the coyote out
25:45The thing like you said is direwolf long the the tail just kept coming
25:48It's like one of those clown things when they're pulling the bandana out of their mouth
25:52He keeps pulling it out and then it just dives right back in
25:57That that was the most jarring thing was like
26:03I don't know exactly how old they are. I don't know if they're if they're uh, what's above boomer?
26:10Uh older than boomer, yeah, that's lower like
26:14What whatever what i'm trying to say these guys look like they're of the age of the greatest generation
26:19Yeah, yeah, and that video is proof positive because they were just like
26:24Oh, there's a wolf in the fridge. Let me grab a broom and have no plan for what happens once I grab it by the tail
26:33Like imagine if we were security guards at an aldi because they weren't animal control. Those were security guards
26:38Yeah, someone came up to me and was like, hey, bro. Just let you know. Uh, there's a wolf in the produce i'd be like
26:44Evacuate like I don't know i'm not going to fuck with the wolf. Why would I go grab a shutting down?
26:49Take your shirt off. I quit i'm out of here. I'm going home. Yeah
26:54Call 9-1-1
26:57Yeah
26:59There's I mean like there's
27:01No doubt in my mind that if someone if even I got wind that there was a wolf
27:07In the fucking fridge in the market, I'd leave the market i'll come back tomorrow. Yeah to think that you're gonna go
27:13And handle this wolf is what are you arian foster?
27:18I don't need romaine that bad
27:22That's the nice thing too for anyone who's on their um
27:25Their their what is it new year resolution like gotta have cut out salad out of my dad now could be a wolf in there
27:31So, you know what we're stopping at mcdonald's on the way home
27:34Sorry, honey
27:35I that was the thing I was gonna text eddie and just say dude
27:38I gotta know what was in the basket. Like what were you shopping for at all?
27:41Were we getting some you know chips for the game on on monday night? What were we doing there?
27:45So I I don't think i've heard from any since I mean the wolf might have gotten him
27:48He might have uploaded and got eaten. So I hope he's all right. Yeah, he's not a viral marketing for the new wolfman movie coming out
27:57That would be awesome
28:00Remember they did that from planet of the apes
28:02Yeah, they had apes just start showing up in places but they also had one viral video that really worked
28:09um
28:10it was like a
28:12Militia in the jungle kind of deal and they like found a monkey
28:17and they were
28:18Like he was being funny. I think he was like dancing by a fire or something like that
28:23And then he just grabbed a stray ak-47 and just started lighting everyone up and everyone was like, holy shit
28:30This is a real video. This is the craziest thing I've ever seen and it was for like planet of the apes, too
28:34I love that shit. I love to be too
28:37That's like how blair witch worked like that fucking blair witch cloverfield had amazing marketing when that came out back in the day
28:44I mean we fall for it like once every decade maybe and when it does when we do it's awesome
28:49Now we just have creepy bitches smiling during baseball playoff games like we have to get better marketing forgot about that
28:55Yeah hated that hated that
28:57Um, so yeah, i'll be I hope hey, hope any gets paid off, but that'd be nice
29:00It's probably a nice pretty penny the amount of uh, you know views he got from all that quarter bucks
29:05Um, they added this right to the runner right before I guess we could just keep it going just because so there's robbie williams movie
29:10Where he's a monkey I saw the preview for it
29:13It got five hundred and fifty thousand dollars and it gets a domestic boss box office here in america
29:19And it's just an absolute flop now. I saw the preview. I was like, oh robbie williams
29:23I'm like, wait a second
29:24I don't know who the fuck robbie williams is and it turns out no one does or no one gives a fuck
29:28Because it's one of the great biggest bombs in the history of love and rob
29:31I just saw you blog this like a week ago saying it was already kind of looked at as an absolute bomb
29:36Was it a bomb across the world or just here?
29:40Yeah, no across the world. It had a hundred and ten million dollar budget then factor in like the the marketing on top of that
29:48I think nate said it took like 25 million to even release it in america
29:52It's crazy that it was released in america because as you mentioned nobody here knows who robbie williams is it's a shame because
29:59Apparently it's a great movie like everyone
30:02Likes it. Yeah, that's what bothers me is we get we fucking care so much about
30:07like
30:08Ratings, like I everyone's always talking about the nba ratings shit like that
30:11Yeah, you like that basketball then who gives a fuck and everyone's like this movie bombed
30:16But everyone who's going to see the movies like this movie rules
30:19So yeah, i'm people like it robbie williams if you don't know who he is
30:23Was like harry styles or justin timberlake back in the like 90s?
30:29Internationally never really broke in america, but he was part of a boy band called take that broke off
30:34Massive solo career feuded with oasis for a long time
30:38That's why I even know who he is because liam and noel fucking hated him liam and noel are in this movie
30:44I saw the little bootleg clip
30:46Seems like the actors playing them actually did a pretty good job with they're just like fuck offs and stuff
30:50They just they weren't nice to him and I assume that's accurate. But yeah, apparently it's pretty good
30:55the bizarre thing is that they chose to have
30:58Robbie williams play himself in a movie about his own life
31:01But he's actually a cgi chimpanzee the entire movie and I gotta admit that sounds ridiculous
31:09Their reasoning behind doing it like that. I'm like, all right, maybe they were cooking there
31:13They were basically like one. Robbie williams can play himself when he's young. Okay, two
31:20They said we don't want to glorify some of the bad sides of the rock star lifestyle
31:24Sometimes if you watch a music biopic and you see someone doing drugs doing cocaine or something, you're like cool
31:30That's rock star life. They're like there ain't nothing cool about a monkey doing drugs. I was like, all right, maybe they got a point
31:38Okay disagree
31:40I'm out
31:43There's a lot cool
31:44We just talked about watching a monkey shoot above you with an ak-47
31:47That was cool monkeys doing cocaine, but it's sad. No if a monkey's doing drugs
31:52I I do i'm like a monkey like don't do and even even the clip where I saw listen. I saw the the clip
31:59Uh, liam and noel from oasis are being mean to him
32:02I don't think if that was robbie if that was robbie williams i'd be like, yeah, fuck that bitch
32:07Like he doesn't know rock and roll if it hit him in the fucking face big but because it's a monkey i'm like, ah, come on
32:12He's a fucking monkey. Don't be mean to him. I'll agree with you on that part
32:16You lose me on the drugs being mean to a monkey that seems sad, but a monkey just fucking doing coke seems awesome
32:27In theaters now I I was in on it i've seen a million trailers for it
32:30Obviously I was in on it just it's from the producer of the greatest showman, which is an unbelievable. Oh, yeah
32:36So I was already like fuck. Yeah
32:38I want to see this and I do want to see I just got i've been sick and I got so many movies
32:43I need to see um, yeah
32:45And it's it's not at the top of the list. It probably goes
32:49den of thieves 2
32:51Brutalist then better man, but i'm gonna get there as better man
32:55Up at all after hearing that a monkey might be doing cocaine in it though
32:58It's it's like on my list. I might go this weekend. I might go tonight
33:02There's no gate it's like it's like you get the break off from break off from spinally
33:06There's stuff I want to do. I might go see a monkey do coke. Does he do cocaine?
33:10Robbie tell me the truth. I'm not positive, but I would imagine based on that quote that he probably does. Yeah
33:16Yeah, I mean in real life. He's broken a joint. He got a joint. I have no interest in
33:21Oh, it says I could fuck with a monkey monkey
33:23Like there's that funny where the monkey smokes the cigarette, but it's like a real monkey a cgi monkey doesn't it?
33:28Obviously, yeah now
33:31I mean
33:35I said this to robbie goochman the other day. When was the last time there was a movie with a cgi monkey that was bad
33:41I don't remember
33:43They're all good
33:45I mean maybe like the the tim burton planet of the apes, but I think they even did you know
33:50There wasn't it wasn't just cgm cgi monkeys next paul. Giamatti was an ape
33:56That's probably the real reason he used the monkey is to like, you know
33:59It's like that's like the one thing if they're doing their little algorithm. It's like monkeys always crush this apparently
34:06One time this one didn't and I will take a little victory lap as an oasis fan to be like
34:12Oasis are about to be the biggest band in the world in 2025 and robbie williams is just flopping
34:17We you might have won the battle with neb worth. We won the war
34:20Well, this is the thing if robbie williams hates oasis, but oasis hates oasis
34:24Then like he's just like part of oasis at this point, too
34:28Kinda yeah
34:30All right, we're back oasis doesn't hate oasis loves oasis. We're back enough
34:33Yeah, nothing but blue skies and when's the concert you guys have they've stayed together july me and nate
34:37That's right. You guys are flying to england for the fourth of july to watch
34:41Wisconsin to england and then taking the train to wales nice
34:46Uh last thing since we're talking, uh abroad subjects here. Wait time out. How far is the train to wales?
34:53Three hours, I think
34:55Okay, at least you've researched it two hours
34:57I made the mistake once of flying to england and thinking how big can england be i'll just take the train
35:04That's the final word
35:07Me and my buddy went to a liverpool game
35:10Blew into england blew into london and we're like I bet liverpool's right there. So we'll just take a cab in the morning
35:15It's not it's not at all
35:18It's like four hours away
35:20Yeah
35:21It's like I have to get from you know, boston to green bay
35:25Yeah
35:29Uh, uh last thing here again abroad, uh in response to the u.s
35:32Government banning tiktok americans are giving their information to an even more chinese app called red note great deadline by john rich
35:39Robbie as the youngest guy on this, uh for this, you know forum here
35:44Have you heard downloaded seen red note yet?
35:48Um, yeah, I heard uh, gia out there just said she just made her first red note
35:53Um, and I said it's just unbelievable that red is in the name of this app
35:59they're getting more and more clear about what they're doing and we're like that is what it is like
36:05If I could make it but here here's my thing
36:08I'm torn because I know tiktok is a good revenue maker and it's good for the company and stuff
36:12Personally, i'm not much of a tiktok guy. I'll watch them on instagram reels
36:17It's just a disconnect. I'm not like too good for tiktok
36:20I'm actually much later on all the trends because i'm just watching like the old tiktoks when they hit instagram
36:26But i've just never gotten into it. I've never been great at tiktok
36:31So there's part of me like maybe it would be bad for barstool if it went away
36:37Another part of me that's like maybe it'd be good for robbie fox if it went away
36:41I don't know how to feel about it red note. I will not engage in
36:45I hope so bad
36:50Yeah, so bad
36:53I'm kind of like I don't really care but I hope it gets banned so bad
36:57Yeah
36:58I I mean I I don't know if this is the same line of thinking you have but like I remember back in the day when
37:02We were first starting up and it's just a grind to get your followers up get your views up
37:06And then these tiktokers had a hundred million followers after three videos and i'm like these motherfuckers
37:12Didn't go like I actually don't even field it again, but like barstool's like at the top
37:17I know we're like one of those solid brands problem. That's that's true. I honestly hadn't considered the personal ramifications
37:23uh
37:24the
37:25I guess but here's my thing and maybe i'm wrong and if someone has better information
37:31feel free to share it and I won't know but the
37:36It was explained to me in perfectly understandable and logical terms
37:42And I was like, oh, okay. We should probably ban that then where
37:46There is no media
37:48In america or in any first world country that is owned by a different country
37:54It doesn't matter like if you go to england there isn't fucking nbc there
37:58There is an abc there there other countries cannot broadcast into your country. It makes sense. It checks out like if
38:06Uh russian state tv rtv, I think it's called if they wanted to buy a network in america, they would do that
38:13What's that? It's a little sus that you knew that he's wearing a red shirt, too
38:17Red shirt. Yeah. Yeah, russian state tv. What was it? R? Yeah, putin's the best. What was it?
38:22Five in moscow. Did you see him score all those goals in that?
38:26That was awesome
38:30But like logically I get it that makes sense if
38:33They're not being like it's banned they're like an american company has to own it if you go to england
38:37They do have american tv channels, but they're not owned by america
38:41They're just a british show that shows american channels. I get that logically. It makes sense. So i'm cool with it
38:47yeah, I it's also just like
38:49We always talk about all our phones are listening forwards are doing that phones are doing this
38:53I don't want to have my phone. We're worried about drones in the sky
38:57This thing gives a lot more information than I feel drones if they can get into it
39:00If I don't know how it all works. I'm such an old man right now
39:03I i'm just not gonna ever touch red
39:05No, but like you said rob red's the fucking first word of the thing and I don't mean to start a whole new thing
39:10But you mentioned drones. We're worried about drones in the sky. No, we're not. I thought last night everyone just forgot about them
39:17I'm in jersey. I'm still looking up at the sky being like are those drones still out?
39:21I haven't heard anything about the drones in a long time, but who knows maybe we just forgot about the drones already
39:26We do it. We just have like this need
39:29I to like
39:31Fight something and I think the internet makes us fight something every day are the drones still there and we just stop caring
39:36I don't think so. I think they disappeared and everyone's just like oh, I guess we're on to the fucking hawk to a coin
39:42But why would you care about the drones in the first place bob?
39:46Because I mean drones just appear in the sky
39:49They're all over the state of new jersey nowhere else and you're not even curious. Like aren't you interested in aliens?
39:55No, but i'm like
39:59But it's just like if there are a bunch of boats that go by me every day
40:02I don't know what they're also the drones the most rational explanation we got was like, yeah
40:06They're probably looking for like a dirty bomb like a nuke got into one of the ports in jersey. Don't worry about it
40:12No one said that no one reasonable said that that they were saying that on the on the instagram reels. I saw from tiktok
40:20Red note is where it all started. That's the most fucked up thing of it all
40:24Oh god, yeah, I mean it's scary
40:26I i'm more scared for my kids because they're this is like
40:28They're getting into the internet and like red note will be seven stories ago at this point. So god knows
40:34Oh gosh. Yeah, you'll get to tell me like I was on vine, dude
40:39It was the best steph curry and all the shots by the time your kids are on it's going to be called like
40:43The communist app. Yes
40:46Cccp or whatever
40:49Oh my god, um, all right
40:51So that's the rundown after show a little bit of domestic fucking broadcasting
40:56Here's something you can all get by surviving but surviving bar school back tonight tonight
41:00I mean the fact we had that long christmas wait, then we had the pink wedding as we come back and now it's
41:06Boys, it's the fucking the hammer
41:09Will fall
41:10Boom, I don't want to hit my computer with this thing. But uh, yeah
41:16I hope so that flashback was sick. I did full rick dalton. I was like, oh my god
41:21It's me
41:22Rewound it for the fiancee so she could see. Yeah, it was a quick three second moment, but that was nice
41:27Yeah, i'd love a cameo
41:29Right. So what if you're like I just i'd love to just watch a show like this with you because I get a tweet here
41:34And there I just i'm gonna get feidelberg hit the nail on the head
41:37So what what are your thoughts as we head into the final five? Is it dave three?
41:42Oh, no, the final five. It's dave three girls rico. Is it four girls dave and rico?
41:48Did megan kelly ria moobs dave rica, those are the final six, that's just six six left
41:55It'll be five at the end of the night four at the end. Yeah. Yeah. Um
41:59I'm loving it. I don't I don't have like a ton of takes
42:02but I I my one take it would be
42:06Why don't all reality shows hire funny people?
42:10Yeah, because like this to me and I don't I don't consume a ton of reality
42:15So maybe they already do and they're all like this
42:17but the
42:19Like everyone is so funny and every scene is so fucking funny
42:23Probably because of a you know personal connection and all that stuff. But um, I think it's great. I think it's great great great tv
42:31it is kind of like eye-opening that like
42:34Like robbie said like we could become a reality show. I mean we've kind of always been a reality company where you just see
42:39Bloggers, you know just like us and all the idiot stuff that we do and then dave would just rip people apart
42:45But I have people coming up to me
42:47um who are like your company is fucked and i'm like, uh, why like, uh
42:52Reality shows when people stab each other in the back
42:54They never see each other again or see each other
42:56On like a show in a year and then they hate each other and then they never see each other
43:01These guys were working together. I mean forget about afterwards probably during this shit
43:04They were doing podcasts and stuff. So I I don't not know what the fallout's gonna be
43:09I guess we're living in it now there the fact that there's ever fallout that blows my mind crazy. Yeah
43:15It obviously doesn't blow my mind there are some people
43:18Where you're like, yeah, no, that's I know I know how you work and all that stuff and I understand that but like for me
43:25the
43:26I remember I remember before I was in surviving people were like, you don't know until you're in it you lose sense of reality
43:34you blah blah blah blah
43:36No, you don't
43:39In office dude, like you don't lose a sense of you're playing a game with your friends
43:44And you you hope you
43:49Earn their trust or or
43:51Recognize when they're maybe pulling one over on you, but then afterwards
43:56You're like, I don't know like you got me. What the fuck you're built different though
44:00Like I felt that way. I also I was out like that. I didn't really get to play the game
44:05I was in like two challenges three challenges, whatever but you made it to the end
44:09I feel like from talking to a lot of people from the last season
44:13Everyone that made it further than me. It was like, oh, yeah, it fucked me up a little bit
44:17I was thinking differently and like everyone was talking like that
44:21Yeah, but they're wrong
44:24It's just it's
44:26I the I think I said on on kfc radio the other day where it's like
44:30If you don't want to get shot at don't join the army
44:32Like you're deciding to play the game
44:35And then you're like would this guy like like yeah, that's the fucking crazy
44:40How
44:41like
44:42Brutal it gets after the game like it's real life and every one of my family's watching it
44:47Of course, it's like the most big show barstool's ever done. So the questions I get is so and so really mad at so-and-so
44:53Oh, yeah, so-and-so really that angry about this? Oh, yeah, like the answer is always yeah, like it is
44:59it is I just I
45:02Yeah as a veteran I suppose I don't know
45:05It's crazy. How you again? That's the that's the beauty of the game. I guess is that some people lose it some people don't um
45:13And it definitely makes for a compelling television
45:16Yeah, like we always say like everyone's like oh robbie
45:18You gotta get him got to rid of him because he'll win the votes at the end because he's so nice
45:22The nice being nice is like the thing you worry about at the very very last
45:27Tribute tribal council or whatever everything before then the nicer you are
45:31The worst you are at the game because you have a soul and that's why arian lost. That's why biz lost
45:36That's why all these people lost, you know spoilers for everyone who hasn't you know caught up for tonight
45:40And it's it just always is the case
45:42So, um, I can't wait to see how it is
45:44Can't wait to see how it all goes and then I guess third
45:47So thursday is the finale then they do like the live reveal with the votes and all that kind of stuff. So
45:52Um, check it out this week it's gonna be it's it's I just love the live tweeting during it like when rico took the uh
45:59Gave dave the immunity. I was just like, oh it's gonna be an absolute just shit show on twitter
46:03And probably back to the good old days johnny like 10 years ago
46:06You know
46:06I was gonna say like because of the death of twitter and how it's just not even like i'm sure its numbers are all still the
46:12Same, but it's just not used how it was once used. Yeah, the
46:15the like the the one hour a day of
46:19Uh surviving is like a live tweeting everyone's watching the same thing. That's very fun
46:25That's really cool to like be a part of
46:27So, uh, check out surviving, uh the rest of the week, uh, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, and uh chad's running out tomorrow. See you guys
46:35Later boys. I had fun. That was good times boys