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00:00If you think you're getting a hero's welcome because you spent 11 minutes in space
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00:12Welcome to the rundown.
00:14Myself, Clemmer, John Rich, April 17th.
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01:11First topic today, we got Mike Leach.
01:13Allegedly once had to be talked out of putting a little person in the backfield
01:18and throwing him over the line of scrimmage.
01:22That's a great idea.
01:25Am I wrong?
01:26It's an amazing idea.
01:27We're already pushing a guy that's 200 pounds.
01:31Make it easier.
01:33They can't catch him.
01:34No?
01:35So is this a thing where, okay, is it because they don't want to hurt the little person?
01:40Which, okay, that's valid.
01:41Or is it like they don't want to feel like they're exploiting the little person?
01:44Because if it's the latter, you're trying to win.
01:46I have no problem with that.
01:47I'm also not a little person.
01:48I do think it is technically just illegal to throw a player.
01:52To, like, actually throw a player.
01:55I'm pretty sure it is.
01:56Because I wrote this blog.
01:57The rules, that's different.
01:58And I'm pretty sure it's just literally illegal to do that.
02:02The only little person I know I can't throw.
02:05And that's Zah.
02:06That's part of it.
02:06Because, yeah, you can't just pick a little person and say we'll throw him over.
02:10I wrote the blog, though, and there is, like, smallest guy in the world.
02:15He's very small.
02:16He's got, like, a disease.
02:17So you need to find, like, a disease guy.
02:19Like, somebody, like, really.
02:20That's where we can't.
02:22That's probably where he's like, we can't do that.
02:24Yeah, he's probably only going to survive one throw.
02:26Well, no, we can't have that.
02:27We can't have anyone get hurt.
02:28And now the Cleve, sorry, the St. Louis Browns did this.
02:32They had Eddie Guidel, who was a little person.
02:35And because they figured he would walk all the time.
02:37Sure enough, he had one at bat.
02:39He did walk.
02:39And then Major League Baseball disallowed it and said this guy can no longer be on a roster,
02:44which I think is discrimination.
02:45They had a little person?
02:46Yes.
02:46There's a picture of it.
02:47They said he's not allowed on the roster?
02:48Correct.
02:49That's fucked up.
02:49I didn't know that.
02:50I knew that story.
02:51I didn't know they said not allowed.
02:54He had one at bat.
02:55Eddie Guidel.
02:56It really happened.
02:57He had one at bat?
02:57In a major league.
02:58He walked?
02:58He walked?
02:59He walked.
02:59Yeah, and he walked.
02:59It's a real thing.
03:00There he is.
03:02Handing him is fucked up.
03:04They couldn't ban him.
03:05Nowadays.
03:06That's the best athlete of all time.
03:09So you say they can't ban him?
03:10Because people are cowards.
03:11There's a lot of things you can do in sports that would help you win games, and people are
03:14too scared to do it.
03:15So he has 1,000 on base percentage?
03:16Correct.
03:17Good for him.
03:18That's my favorite.
03:20This should be talked about every day.
03:21This is why I talk about history all the time.
03:22No.
03:23You always laugh at me.
03:23This is part of history.
03:24This is not.
03:25This is history.
03:26This is history.
03:28Not knowing history.
03:29He's history.
03:30He's history.
03:31He passed away a long time ago.
03:33That's the best story I've ever heard in my life.
03:34It was Bill Beck.
03:35The owner would always do kind of like wild things.
03:37He was willing to buck the system, and Major League Baseball said, nope.
03:41I guess the pitcher...
03:42Do you know what the count was?
03:43I believe it was four balls, no strikes, because the pitcher...
03:46No strikes?
03:47The pitcher was laughing at the time.
03:48He had a hard time throwing strikes, he said, because he was laughing so hard.
03:51But he did walk.
03:52Do you think most MLB pitchers...
03:53He's in baseball encyclopedia.
03:55He's on baseball reference.
03:55He's reading the whole thing.
03:56Do you think most MLB pitchers could throw three strikes on him?
03:59Yes.
04:00I think they could, right?
04:01Yeah.
04:01I think.
04:04His jersey bearing the uniform...
04:06Oh, my God.
04:07I'll not read.
04:08That's...
04:09His jersey bearing the uniform number one over eight.
04:12Yes, one-eighth.
04:13One-eighth.
04:13That's what he wore.
04:15That's what he wore.
04:15Which is unfair.
04:16He's more than one-eighth of a person.
04:18Oh, so it was one-eighth.
04:19That's...
04:20It was...
04:20He played for the Browns.
04:21It's like one-third.
04:22It's in the Cardinals Hall of Fame, because the Browns weren't saying, oh, it's the time.
04:24He wore one-eighth as his...
04:26Correct.
04:27That is...
04:28That's...
04:29So he was funny about it.
04:30Well, that also may have been forced on.
04:32We don't know.
04:33If it was forced on, that's fucked up.
04:34If it was his own...
04:36This is back in the 40s?
04:36If that was his own doing, that's...
04:38He probably made a nice check.
04:39He's probably perfectly fine with that.
04:42Those are the only jobs little people could get back then.
04:44Can we buy these jerseys?
04:46Like, joke jokes.
04:47Well, we don't...
04:47No, if he liked it.
04:48Well, we don't know if he liked it.
04:49He never said anything about it?
04:50I'm sure he did, but we also don't...
04:51He's tipping his cap.
04:52What do you mean, did he like it?
04:54Like, he's having a great time.
04:56He loved...
04:57I think he loved being in the major leagues.
04:58Who wouldn't?
04:58But I don't know if he loved the jersey number one-eighth.
05:00That I don't know.
05:01I think that's a...
05:02I think you take that to get in the major leagues.
05:04Bill Beck was, I believe, very kind to him.
05:06He was the owner of the team.
05:07Yeah, I'm sure he was.
05:08I believe he loved Eddie Goddell.
05:11Imagine every player wearing one-eighth like they do Jackie.
05:14Yeah.
05:15They should.
05:15Did he get banned, like, after that at-bat, like, right away?
05:19He never played another game.
05:20I think after that game.
05:22Got it.
05:23Oh, they said it was...
05:23Did he only have one at-bat?
05:25You only have one at-bat.
05:25That's what he pitched it or something.
05:27Yeah.
05:27Can you read this?
05:29Bill Beck said he was, by golly, the...
05:32Well, the best damn...
05:34Carn.
05:35...little person.
05:36Whoever played...
05:37You can say midget, guys.
05:37I'm sorry.
05:38I think we can say that, right?
05:39Well, is it...
05:39Are we allowed to?
05:40I think we can.
05:41I don't want to be insulting.
05:42What, are they going to cancel the show or something?
05:43It's not about that.
05:44I don't want to be an asshole to people who are little people.
05:46I can't...
05:46Like, they can't help that.
05:47Like, I don't want to be a dick.
05:48That's true.
05:48I just remember Zaw once said he preferred that word to little person.
05:52Yeah, it's also...
05:53We've also gotten in trouble with Zaw wanted.
05:57It's just what they...
05:57Whatever they choose is what they want.
05:59Yeah, I think individually you can, like...
06:01But I don't want to generalize because, like...
06:03Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
06:05But, yeah, so isn't it wild that that happened?
06:071951.
06:08That is.
06:08That's a crazy story.
06:09Also, about the Mike Leach story.
06:12We need to find...
06:13Because of the headline.
06:15And, again, I don't...
06:16I think it was a low percentage chance.
06:17Like, he was really that close to doing this, obviously.
06:20But the headline is he had to be talked out of it.
06:22So, we need to find whoever talked him out of it.
06:25That's not a conversation.
06:25And we need to shame.
06:26I think it was probably...
06:27We need to shame those people and get them out of football.
06:30It was probably closer to what...
06:32I think it was closer to actually happening than we think.
06:34Well, that's the thing.
06:35Because the story is very...
06:36It was like...
06:37Scouting?
06:38Yeah.
06:39It was like one Reddit post.
06:41But then, like, I was thinking about it.
06:42And I was like, do you really think Mike Leach didn't think about that?
06:45I could see...
06:45Like, of course Mike Leach thought about that at some point.
06:49Imagine a tryout from Mike Leach and, like, putting posters up about this.
06:54It's like...
06:54What was that?
06:55The Longest Yard putting posters up and stuff?
06:58But if you love football and you feel you can help your team win,
07:02that's kind of a cool thing.
07:03Let's be honest.
07:03I think Zah can run through some people.
07:06I think Zah would have a better chance just going low.
07:08Yeah.
07:08Than being thrown.
07:09Yeah.
07:10Probably a hard attack.
07:11Yeah.
07:13Next topic is a Tennessee pastor was rescued after being kidnapped
07:17and held hostage in South Africa,
07:19but was immediately upset to learn what happened with Nico.
07:23I don't know how to pronounce his last name.
07:24Everyone knows the quarterback.
07:26I'm a Leva.
07:27There you go, John Rich.
07:28That's a guess.
07:29I think that's right.
07:30I want...
07:31Is this true?
07:32Because this is the most insane thing.
07:34I don't know if we can show the video, but it's a funny video.
07:36I don't know if it's that insane.
07:37Like, let's say you were...
07:38You were captured.
07:39I understand.
07:40And your first quarterback, let's also be out, sucked.
07:44Okay.
07:44Well, I don't know how to pronounce it.
07:45Yeah, that...
07:46It was not good last year.
07:47He beat up on two bad teams.
07:51At stake.
07:52Who was, like, literally maybe shaping points.
07:53My point is, imagine you were held hostage and you get out...
07:56And someone's like, oh, by the way, like, just so you know, Aaron Judge got traded.
07:59You'd be like, fuck!
08:00That sucks!
08:01It still sucks!
08:02But totally different.
08:03It would be more like, maybe like...
08:07I'm trying to think of someone equivalent to Nico.
08:09Like, Aaron Judge is the best player on the Yankees and, like, would be a...
08:13That would be like Luka getting traded.
08:16Yeah, imagine a Mavericks fan.
08:18No, Aaron Judge and Luka getting traded the same.
08:21Not Nico and Luka.
08:22Right, I know, I know.
08:23I was doing kind of an extreme thing, but if this guy loves the team so much, you can
08:26understand.
08:26If Trent Grisham got traded, I'd be like, oh.
08:28No, but this is the quarterback of your favorite team.
08:31I mean, oh, shucks.
08:33It's like the Hawks losing Trey Young.
08:37No.
08:38Kind of.
08:38Trey Young's way better than Nico...
08:41If you were a Hawks fan, wouldn't that have...
08:42Yeah, but it's not really matter...
08:44Like, your team's not winning anyway.
08:46My favorite team is the Yankees.
08:48Yeah, you're right.
08:48I know.
08:50That's why I didn't even play.
08:50A mid player.
08:52He's the quarterback.
08:53Yeah, he's terrible.
08:54No one even wanted him.
08:55He went to UCLA.
08:57I think you're getting lost in the weeds here.
08:58The point is, this guy's kidnapped.
09:01He's hostage.
09:01I'm not lost in the weeds.
09:02He gets out.
09:03He's like, oh.
09:04He's told, to him, bad news about his team.
09:07Is that the first thing he was told?
09:08Yeah.
09:10Whoever did that's an asshole.
09:11That's a strange thing to tell someone.
09:13Whoever did that's a mean thing to do.
09:14Honestly, and if you watch the video, what the guy who was telling the story says, which
09:19made me think...
09:20Tell him happy.
09:21It's very smart.
09:22If you come out of a hostage situation, and you're a Tennessee football fan, and you say
09:26something like that, you're going to end up getting tickets.
09:31That's what the guy who was talking was saying.
09:34He was like, let's get this guy a run-through with the Tennessee football team.
09:37Get him on the field, blah, blah, blah.
09:38You say something like that, he's going to end up on the sidelines in a couple games.
09:42Yeah, probably.
09:43So that's a smart move.
09:44If there's anything you want, if you're taken hostage by Africa, or wherever the heck he
09:49was, if you're taken hostage, you've got to come out of there talking about just whatever
09:54it is.
09:55Something you really want to do.
09:55Yeah, just something you really want to do, and you'll probably get it.
09:57I really love snack wraps.
09:59And then if you know you're doing commercials...
10:01Snack wraps for life.
10:03All right, I don't like that.
10:04I guess I'll keep this in mind if I ever got held hostage.
10:07Blue Origin crew member Gail King is fed up with people dismissing her heroic 11-minute
10:14trip to space as just a ride.
10:16Let me tell you, this is one thing I've stayed away from, because I don't understand this.
10:21So they went to...
10:22This is John Rich.
10:23John Rich, you could explain what...
10:25So people, famous people went to space, correct?
10:27Famous people went to space.
10:28Women only.
10:29Women only.
10:30Women only.
10:31So essentially, Blue Origin, it's a Jeff Bezos thing.
10:34They essentially got a way that anybody can go take a trip up to the atmosphere, float
10:41around for a second, come back down.
10:43It essentially, it takes nothing.
10:45Like, you show up three days earlier, you go through some flight simulations, there's
10:49no, like, training.
10:50They're not, like, I mean, there's probably, like, a weight limit, I guess.
10:53Like, you probably have to be in, like, a certain range.
10:56Maybe you have to be in a certain range, or whatever, maybe, yeah.
10:59I wrote this blog, and, like, kind of the joke in the blog, I was, like, really, like,
11:03trying to find, like, a reason to have, like, their back to be, like, there's, like, something
11:08inspirational about this.
11:09Like, there's something that went into this that they, I don't know, like, had to, like,
11:14hang their hats on, and there's just nothing, man.
11:17I mean, they just...
11:18It's just, it's really awesome technology that Blue Origin does.
11:23It's awesome that they're able to do this.
11:24But, like, the passengers, I mean, you just show up.
11:28Like, any bus can just go show up.
11:30So then, so Gayle King's quote, she's talking about, she was, like, comparing herself, like,
11:34we took the same trajectory as, uh, not Aaron Glenn, like, like, another astronaut.
11:40She's like, we took the same trajectory as these people.
11:42Like, they don't say men, um, just went on a ride.
11:45And it's like, well, it's a little different.
11:47Like, it's a lot different.
11:48You just explaining all this is why I'm, this is why I scrolled past.
11:52So I'm pissed off.
11:53I'm pissed off at Gayle King for this.
11:54Okay.
11:55Um, here's my thing.
11:57People were shitting on her.
11:58Clem is pissed off at Gayle King.
12:00You can't have that big of feelings about Gayle King.
12:03I'm annoyed at this.
12:04No, he does.
12:05Her quote, her quote does.
12:06So here's the thing.
12:07She's an astronaut, though.
12:08Okay.
12:08Well, do you want?
12:09Go ahead.
12:10Okay.
12:10Here's my thing on this.
12:12Is that Gayle King's mad.
12:14People are saying, oh, the 11-minute trip to space doesn't count.
12:16It's just a ride.
12:16They're mocking it.
12:17Okay.
12:17Whatever.
12:18You are, because you're famous, because you're on TV, you got a chance to go to space.
12:23And everyone else on the planet, no one else has that opportunity.
12:26Just enjoy your opportunity and shut the fuck up.
12:29Like, just be happy you were blessed enough to go on something that, imagine, millions of people would love to do.
12:35So if they want to judge it, let them judge it.
12:37You are blessed to do that.
12:39Shut up.
12:40You got to live in it.
12:41You live in it.
12:41Like, hey, we just went to space.
12:44Why are people being so mean to us?
12:46I, I, you know, if you think you're, get, a hero's welcome to spend 11 minutes in space because you wanted a privately funded thing, shut the fuck up.
12:54Shut up.
12:54Enjoy your space ride and go back to doing morning TV.
12:57I think it's probably a little bit of, like, like, they probably, she, they probably had a lot of people, like, saying, fuck you.
13:04Like, like, fuck you, like, why are you so proud of this, blah, blah, blah, before they ever really said anything.
13:11You know what I'm saying?
13:11So they probably, like, so they probably, like, projected some shit on them.
13:15So then they came back even harder.
13:17And now you got Gayle King comparing herself to male astronauts.
13:20Yeah.
13:21And now it's a whole, like, not, now it's a whole thing.
13:23You're not Neil Armstrong.
13:24Like, no, like, they're not.
13:25You know, you.
13:26And they didn't say they were originally, but now in this fucking interview, she's mad.
13:29And she kind of is saying that she's Neil Armstrong.
13:31Just be appreciative.
13:33I guess that's why I'm mad.
13:34She's not, like, they're not appreciative.
13:35Like, I gotta tell you, Clemmer, just, just thinking about, like, Clemmer and Gayle King in their same rooms making me laugh.
13:41Just them talking about it.
13:42I would tell her, be appreciative.
13:44You have, you have an amazing life.
13:45Be grateful and stop bitching.
13:48That's what I would say.
13:49Yeah.
13:50All right.
13:50Next topic.
13:52I, listen, dude, I don't know what more you can say after Clemmer went for that.
13:56Sometimes it's best to just, okay.
13:59You're good.
14:00Sometimes it's best to just let your group behind you play through, then end up getting your jaw broken in a brawl on the next tee box.
14:07Oh, my goodness.
14:07So, I saw this clip.
14:09Let me tell you something.
14:11Golfers are truly the worst type of people on the golf course, especially public ones.
14:17Golfers are the worst people on the golf course.
14:18You're right.
14:19That is true.
14:20No, no.
14:20There's no one worse than a golf course.
14:22Well, actually, the starters are.
14:23No, the starters, there's other bad, there's the golf course, there's, there's some bad people on the side.
14:28As well, like the starters, the, the, the welcome people are usually really mean.
14:33Like there's the golfers themselves.
14:35They are the, what I pay.
14:36They're never nice.
14:38And there's, but they're also, it's these people that are hitting, they're like hitting, they're like shooting a hundred are so mad at people taking long.
14:47It's like, you're paying, you know what's going on.
14:50And if you get this mad in golf, you shouldn't be playing when you're bad.
14:55You don't agree with that?
14:57No.
14:57No.
14:57You're, no.
14:58I do.
14:58I, I, I, I have anxiety with, I'm, I'm a terrible golfer.
15:02I don't look for my ball when I golf because I get nervous about this.
15:05I'm still nervous, but I, I, I, I feel horrible.
15:07If it's in the woods, I'm hyperly aware.
15:09I'm dropping behind me.
15:10I'm going to listen.
15:11I'm dropping.
15:11I'm too aware.
15:12It actually ruins my enjoyment of doing it because I'm so, I hate myself so much.
15:17It's like, I'm ruining this guy's time.
15:19I actually think I've recently, uh, bachelor parties, we've been playing scramble.
15:24I actually think that every foursome should have to play scramble because if you, if that
15:31should be every rule of golf, you one, get to play together.
15:35You're not actually talking shit to all your friends for 18 holes, which is what I usually
15:39had to do.
15:40Now it's, all right, let's root for a good drive, root for a good.
15:43And then if not, it's like, ah, camaraderie, you play faster.
15:46And it's also, you get to play golf on the fail ways.
15:50Can I say, this is your best opinion you've ever had.
15:53I like that.
15:53Because when, if not, John Rich is like a scratch golfer, but if like normal people
15:59play golf, we're all shooting a hundred or over.
16:01It's not relaxing.
16:03It's not fun.
16:03It's very stressful.
16:05And it's 18 long holes.
16:07And like, there's no, you lose enjoyment.
16:09Like Riggs plays every day and he's still smashing clubs over his knee because he's
16:13just like, you hit a bad shot.
16:15It should be.
16:16Frankie's like a five, a five handicap, which is like incredible.
16:19And like people still shit on like the way he plays golf.
16:22I'm like, what are we doing?
16:23That's probably more frustrating if you're really good, honestly.
16:26Yeah.
16:26You know how, you know what it can be.
16:28If you say you're a scratch golfer, also when you say you're a scratch golfer, people think
16:31that you, no, but people think that you have to always shoot par.
16:35That's a pressure.
16:35Like you always think that.
16:36Like when you're not, that's not how golf works.
16:38Like baseball players, like Hall of Famers have go 0 for 5.
16:42Like it's like this is what happened.
16:43Seven out of 10 times.
16:44There's Tiger Woods also shoots plus seven sometimes.
16:47It doesn't mean that it's just like just a bad day.
16:50But I think 1000%, if you are not that good at golf, play, scramble, it's the most enjoyable
16:56time you'll ever have.
16:58It should be the standard.
16:59Yes.
16:59The other crazy, like it's like a phenomenon in golf for whatever reason.
17:02Like people, for whatever reason, people always present themselves as better than they are.
17:08Always.
17:08I don't know why.
17:09I don't know why in golf.
17:10Like it's horrible.
17:11I will always tell people I am worse than I am.
17:14Why would you fucking say you're, but everyone wants to, like everyone like wants people to
17:18think they're like a little bit better than they are.
17:22It's crazy.
17:23I don't know.
17:23I don't know how people think that's a good idea.
17:25Then they get mad because they're not living up to that.
17:28Golf people tie their identity to golf.
17:30But what makes me laugh so hard is these people are shooting 97s and like they're just so
17:36obsessed with thinking that they're so good at golf.
17:39And I just don't see the fun in being terrible at golf and trying to tell others how much
17:44better you are than them.
17:45I like when people are bad and admit it.
17:47Like I'm always like, oh, listen, I'm 90s.
17:49Sometimes I could have a really good round.
17:51I have no idea.
17:52I like, that's how I am.
17:53But there's nothing worse to when you tell someone how you're, you're golf and then like
17:58you do play better and they're like, oh, you're a scumbag.
18:00It's like, what do you, you don't usually play like this.
18:03I don't understand.
18:04Golf is so insane with their rules and everything.
18:07And let me tell you something.
18:09If I'm paying $150 to play golf, I want to play on the fairways.
18:12I don't want to be where I'm going to be on the fence trying to hit out.
18:16I'm going to be terrible.
18:17That's what I like.
18:18Your way honestly would help.
18:20I have kind of a barrier to entry with golf.
18:21I get very nervous because I'm very terrible.
18:24I just, I'm not good at it.
18:25I haven't played like consistently enough to be even like remotely decent.
18:28I'm horrible and horrible and I get embarrassed because I worry about the guys in the back of me.
18:32But if we're doing a scramble, I don't have that fear anymore.
18:34Yes.
18:34I have friends that don't want to come, like on bachelor parties, they won't come golf because
18:38they never played and it's like, they feel embarrassed.
18:40It's like, I actually like playing with bad people.
18:42Like you have to try and listen, if you're really bad, pick the ball up and just know
18:46where your surroundings are, like don't be the guy that sucks so bad that is just in
18:52the woods trying to look for his ball for two hours.
18:54That guy sucks.
18:55But if we did scramble though, that's not a problem.
18:58No, just buy a bunch of balls and then you're going to drop great shots.
19:01I'm in for that.
19:02Yeah.
19:03It's so inherent.
19:03This guy got smoked, right?
19:06Because he broke his job because they were playing too long.
19:10They were taking too long.
19:11That seems like a while.
19:13Do you know what I almost guarantee happened here?
19:15This is what happens all the time and that's why there's always these fucking fights on
19:19golf courses.
19:20Because the group in front of them, it's a playing slow thing, right?
19:24Yeah.
19:24The group in front of them has a group in front of them that they can't go ahead of.
19:29The group behind them can't see that.
19:30They think they're just being slow, so the group in front is mad because they're going
19:35slow.
19:36The group behind them is mad because they think they can go faster.
19:38They can't go faster.
19:40Tensions.
19:41When someone is going very slow in front of you though, it is frustrating because you're
19:45like there for six and a half hours after that.
19:48But everyone, you should be cognizant of what it is.
19:51But like at best case, there's like one hole.
19:53It's also you're an asshole for going ahead.
19:55Why?
19:55Like just driving by him.
19:57It's like an asshole thing.
19:58Yeah, but 90% of the time too, if you go ahead, you're just caught up.
20:01But a lot of people don't want to.
20:02It doesn't matter.
20:04You always think you can go faster than you can.
20:08Oh no, no.
20:09I meant like maybe just go in front of you.
20:10If you're that.
20:11Because then that takes time.
20:13Then the people behind them take time.
20:15Everyone, no matter what, someone's going to be.
20:18Someone's going to be going slow.
20:19It's the pace of everybody.
20:21It's never just like, I mean sometimes.
20:23It's rarely just one person.
20:24It's because people aren't doing scrambles.
20:25Yes.
20:26If I had my own private golf course, I would love golf.
20:29Yes.
20:30Because I would never have anybody else.
20:32I played that one twice and it was the best experience I've ever had.
20:34Oh my God.
20:35You played it?
20:35You played it?
20:35My private golf course?
20:36Someone brought me.
20:37I didn't get in.
20:38I'm not included in one.
20:40Oh my goodness.
20:40Well, it's truly the best.
20:41It was the best experience you'll ever have playing golf.
20:43It's incredible.
20:44Yeah.
20:44And the snacks.
20:45All the snacks are even better.
20:47Oh my God.
20:48The vibe is better.
20:50That sounds wonderful.
20:51But yeah.
20:51Golf, people are crazy.
20:53Because this is also, every other sport you stop at this age.
20:57Like there's people who play basketball, but like golf is where, when you get to 30s and
21:0140s, it's start golfing.
21:04And that's where like, this is where everyone, and then you got people punch each other in
21:07the jaw.
21:08Not good.
21:09You guys got anything else?
21:11There's a good rundown.
21:13There's sperm racing.
21:14You guys see that?
21:16Sperm racing.
21:17Some kids and some like teenage geniuses in California figured out a way to take sperm
21:26and like, I guess, extract like a single sperm and race them.
21:31So they like build a track and they're like putting two people's sperm up against each other.
21:36There's going to be 4,000 people in the LA Palladium next Friday and they're racing sperm.
21:40Play a video game.
21:41This is a waste of time.
21:42Go drink.
21:43I mean, that's a lot of work for a race.
21:47I mean, people will watch people race anything.
21:49I do.
21:49I do.
21:50All this extra work.
21:51If I'm this smart though.
21:52It's like your child.
21:53It's like watching your kid race.
21:56Some might say that.
21:57But what if it's like, your kid actually turns out to be like, he's like the slowest runner
22:02of all time.
22:02Going backwards.
22:03Yeah, I'd be so mad.
22:04Or also like if he's like fast as fuck and you're like, man, I can't fertilize that one.
22:08That sucks.
22:10I know you wasted a good one.
22:11Yeah.
22:11You wasted a good one.
22:11Yeah.
22:13All right.
22:13That's the rundown.
22:14We'll be back next week.
22:16We'll be back next week.
22:17Bye.
22:17Bye.