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00:00I've had fake boobs in all day.
00:02Oh, those are fake. I've been looking at them the past two hours.
00:04I've been curious. I knew there was something different about you.
00:08Your hair looks great. Your skin is radiating.
00:10But I couldn't help but just look down at those jugs.
00:13I didn't even notice. I'm never looking down there.
00:16But I am.
00:16I was gonna just not say it.
00:18The point is to not say anything and see if people notice, but I can't help it.
00:20I feel like a different person today. I feel really confident.
00:24Welcome back to The Rundown. It is Friday, April 10th.
00:32Got your goose.
00:35It's actually Tuesday, April 1st. It's April Fool's Day here at Barstool Sports.
00:39You got me on Thursday.
00:40And everywhere else.
00:41Yeah, totally made that up.
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01:39And Memes actually slaughters the animals for it.
01:43Shout out Memes.
01:44Shout out Memes.
01:45Anyway, how are you guys?
01:46It's not an April Fool's joke.
01:47That's dead serious.
01:48That is dead serious.
01:49He relishes in it, actually.
01:50It's kind of, pardon my cheesesteak.
01:52Get yours today.
01:54April Fool's Day.
01:55How's your experience going at the office so far?
01:57Any hijinks happening?
01:59I'm a little on edge.
02:00There's been camera guys following me around, making me look over my shoulder.
02:04But everyone knows you have to wait till night to pounce.
02:06Everyone's expecting it as soon as you wake up.
02:08My mom every year will text me as soon as I wake up,
02:12and there'll be like the fake nail through her finger.
02:14It's clearly obvious that it's an April Fool's joke.
02:17I respect the hustle every time.
02:19What about you?
02:19You seem like this is your favorite holiday above Christmas.
02:23It's up there.
02:23I've had fake boobs in all day.
02:26Those are fake.
02:27I've been looking at them the past two hours.
02:28I've been curious.
02:29I knew there was something different about you.
02:32Your hair looks great.
02:33Your skin is radiating.
02:34But I couldn't help but just look down at those jokes.
02:37I didn't even notice.
02:39I'm never looking down there.
02:41I was going to just not say it.
02:42The point is to not say anything and see if people notice, but I can't help it.
02:45I feel like a different person today.
02:47I feel really confident.
02:48It does make a difference, I hate to say.
02:51No April Fool's hijinks for me yet.
02:53My in-laws try to get us every year,
02:55but after being in the family for the last 13 years,
02:59I'm expecting April 1, someone's about to break their leg
03:03or fall through an attic or something absolutely terrible
03:07that you probably shouldn't joke about, but they always do.
03:10It's a tricky day.
03:12Well, Tiger Woods got a lot of people this morning.
03:17He tweeted out bright and early,
03:19I can't believe I am saying this,
03:20but a few weeks after rupturing my left Achilles,
03:23the sleeping in a hyperbaric chamber,
03:26the doctors and trainers having me do explosive lifts.
03:30Basically he says, I'm in the masters.
03:31I'm going to be in the masters.
03:33Can't wait.
03:33See y'all on the course.
03:35I listened to foreplay this morning and basically it was hard to hear.
03:41There was so much semen on the microphones
03:43and on the podcasting equipment that things were-
03:46Probably a little gooey in there.
03:48Did they not know it was an April Fool's joke right off the bat?
03:50I believe Riggs's tweet was,
03:52it's actually not that hard to believe that he could do this.
03:55Like Riggs was definitely glazing a little bit.
03:58He's not wrong.
03:59Trent was, a lot of people are figuring out,
04:01Jason Whitlock, I think was the first one to fall for it.
04:04He was like, wow, that's amazing.
04:05Congratulations.
04:06Yeah.
04:06Not surprising at all.
04:07Other people were saying, this is in poor taste, Tiger,
04:10which those people, wet mops on April Fool's day.
04:13You got to be able to take a joke, especially Tiger Woods.
04:16Tiger Woods is just known for being just a jokey guy.
04:18Am I right?
04:19Yeah.
04:19He's a big time.
04:20He is.
04:20That guy, if there's one silly person on this planet-
04:22It's Tiger Woods.
04:24Doug, can you scroll up to Tiger Woods original April Fool's joke?
04:26Let's see.
04:27All right.
04:28So he tweeted out the just kidding about seven minutes after.
04:31I think that's a good grace period.
04:33Appropriate amount of time.
04:34He let it marinate for a little bit.
04:36I will say, some people would say this is going too far,
04:39but if you're in a situation where the Masters is coming up
04:42right around the corner and you have this set up,
04:43you're Tiger, you have to take it.
04:45Yeah.
04:45If you're Tiger and you have this teed up-
04:48Right.
04:48You got to take the shot.
04:50This has been in his draft since January.
04:53I do love to think, because Tiger, not a jokey guy,
04:55but I do love to think for those six or seven minutes-
04:58He was just dying.
04:59Yeah.
05:00Just really having a...
05:01I, by the way, I went down a Tiger Woods rabbit hole.
05:03As one does.
05:04Shocking to people.
05:05Not a huge sports person.
05:07I don't know.
05:09I'm faking it till I make it.
05:10Did you know, because I have two small kids.
05:13Oh boy.
05:14Age three, he shot a 48 over nine holes on a Navy golf course.
05:19I do know that he was playing very, very well at a very, very young age.
05:24I'm struggling to get my four-year-old to put his socks on in the morning.
05:27I'm like, am I underestimating my kid?
05:28Should I be like-
05:28You need to show him the Tiger Woods, Doc.
05:30Forcing him into-
05:31Get him motivated.
05:32No more Miss Rachel.
05:33He broke 80 at age eight, broke 70 at age 12.
05:36I think that's better than every person here combined.
05:39Yeah, probably.
05:40I don't know.
05:40His dad had him at it.
05:40Between his dad and the Sereno and Venus dad.
05:44I mean, maybe my parenting needs to be a little bit more sports focused.
05:47Sports first and soft second.
05:50And then all that stuff second.
05:51Anyway, that just shocked me.
05:52That is not a joke.
05:53I was like, oh my God, I'm a bad parent as I was reading that.
05:56So I don't know.
05:56You think Tiger Woods and people like this have to go over an April Fool's joke with
06:01their public relations person first?
06:02120 million percent.
06:03Especially Tiger Woods.
06:04100 percent.
06:05That completely takes the fun out of it.
06:07Like having to explain the joke first.
06:10Well, actually, I wouldn't be shocked if his PR team was like, should we do a little joke
06:13today to Russell?
06:14Like, I wouldn't be shocked if maybe it wasn't even his idea.
06:16But yeah, good for him.
06:18I am interested in the hyperbolic chamber.
06:21I've always wanted to be in one of those where you just like float and feel nothing.
06:24Do you think it actually works?
06:26Like being in the little oxygen tank or whatever?
06:28Maybe.
06:29It seems like it does.
06:31But I also have never been in one.
06:32Well, you know what?
06:33Group field trip.
06:34Hyperbolic chambers.
06:36Us three.
06:36Just me and the gals.
06:37Love it.
06:38One thing that is not a joke that was shocking to many people.
06:41Sidney Sweeney has called off her wedding after being spotted at Glenn Powell's sister's
06:48wedding.
06:50Men all over the world are rejoicing.
06:52Yeah.
06:52Is it too late for me to quote tweet this and say, do I still have a chance?
06:55Yeah, you could totally do that.
06:57No one's done that yet.
06:57Her wedding is off with Jonathan Devino, Chicago businessman, by the way.
07:01So Chicago ladies.
07:03He's single now.
07:05His dad owns Pompeii.
07:06It's a restaurant down there.
07:07Really?
07:09She's been living.
07:10This comes after she was living alone in the Beverly Hill Hotel for months.
07:15She hadn't been seen in public with him for a while, postponed the wedding, and then was
07:19spotted with Glenn Powell in Vegas and then at Glenn Powell's sister's wedding.
07:22So she's with Glenn Powell.
07:23They're saying, no, no, we just became friends.
07:26I became friends with this sister on the set of Anyone But You, blah, blah, blah.
07:29But apparently he was like, according to Duma, whatever that site is, he was touching
07:33on her leg in Vegas.
07:34According to some pictures look like they have connections big time.
07:38The leg touch.
07:40There's never.
07:40Oh, he was just touching her on her leg, like touching on the leg is okay.
07:46At the bare minimum, we are both mutually interested now, Megan.
07:50I'm not touching her leg, but touching on the leg is the next step.
07:53It's like, okay, he's into her.
07:55She's into him.
07:55If anything, this is how an April Fool's joke would work.
07:59Like March 30th, March 31st, you're penning it up.
08:02And then come April Fool's, April 1st, you drop the bomb.
08:06Unfortunately, it looks like this one is real.
08:08I miss the breed of mudbloods, famous people dating non-famous people.
08:16And I really wanted Sidney Sweeney, one of the hottest girls in Hollywood.
08:20It gives you Normie's hope, doesn't it?
08:22Yeah.
08:23I don't have to be a Hollywood star.
08:24It could be me.
08:24It could be this Divina guy.
08:26Just look at the way she's looking at him in that picture, though.
08:29That's like longing.
08:31Yeah, she's about to drool.
08:33And he's not looking at her tits.
08:35He's looking her right in the eyes.
08:37What a gentleman.
08:38He's got that peripheral vision on love.
08:39Yeah, that's love.
08:41But there you have it.
08:42Sidney Sweeney, officially single or possibly with Glenn Powell.
08:45And you also just simply, if you're trying to avoid the rumors that you are with Glenn Powell,
08:49you simply cannot be at his sister house the weekend after the breakup.
08:54It's a little tough.
08:55It's a little tough to beat those allegations.
08:56I feel bad for that guy.
08:58I will say, glad she decided not to get married.
09:00Yes.
09:01And then start seeing Glenn Powell.
09:03Because call off the wedding.
09:04Everything's fair game again.
09:05Absolutely.
09:06So shout out to her for being a true lady.
09:08Glenn Powell would have been in the crowd objecting either way.
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11:19You know I love nothing more Ovechkin.
11:22Is that how you say it?
11:23Mm-hmm.
11:23Ovie Ovechkin.
11:25The Caps signed a new fellow, Ryan Leonard.
11:28And Ovie took him out for a drink.
11:30He's not 21 yet.
11:31He's not old enough to drink.
11:32But he took him out for a nice-
11:33But they sure look like they were having a great time.
11:36It looks like they were Boston College campus.
11:38Yeah.
11:39And they were singing Bands Will Make Her Dance.
11:42I'm not a big hockey gal,
11:43but I did watch him score, I think, three goals.
11:47Either not yesterday, but the day before.
11:48Maybe even four.
11:50No, I think it was a hat trick.
11:51I believe.
11:52Okay.
11:52Either way, as not a hockey girl, very fun guy to watch.
11:56The new guy or Ovie?
11:57Ovie.
11:57Oh, okay.
11:57Very fun guy.
11:58I don't know much about the new guy,
11:59but apparently it should be pretty good.
12:02This is the way to do it.
12:03This is a sign of a healthy franchise.
12:05I feel like every team should be taking out the new guys
12:07who are just coming to town.
12:08I want to see all the clubs, the new Cubs on Clark Street.
12:12I want to see all the new Blackhawks downtown.
12:14But yeah.
12:16So I didn't realize, how old is he?
12:17He's not 21?
12:18No, he's 20.
12:19He's 20 years old.
12:20Close enough, close enough.
12:22I do think that is a really good sign for a team
12:24when they care enough to take the time out.
12:26Ovie doesn't have to be doing that.
12:28And it was probably awesome for this new guy, Ryan Leonard,
12:31who probably, I'm guessing most hockey players look up to Ovie.
12:34It'd be crazy not to.
12:35Even I know, I may not be able to pronounce his name,
12:37but I know who he is.
12:38I know he's gonna.
12:39So that doesn't tell you that he's a big deal.
12:41But yeah, I think that's really cool.
12:44And big time street cred for Ryan Leonard.
12:47Big time.
12:47It just seems, he just seems like a good-ass time.
12:50Like I am up for anyone that seems like
12:52they can have fun anywhere.
12:55And when I watched this video,
12:56he looks like he is having a blast.
12:59And it doesn't matter your age.
13:00You can go to a college bar and still sing
13:02bands will make her dance.
13:04It doesn't matter if you're 40 years old.
13:05Timeless classic.
13:06Timeless classic, time classic.
13:08So that's a good sign for the Caps.
13:10Of course, blogged by Caps fan, Nate.
13:12And then all four upcoming Beatles biopic.
13:15I always say biopics instead of biopics.
13:16What do you say, biopics or biopics?
13:18I say biopic, but I also say things wrong all the time.
13:22Same.
13:23Anyway, all four upcoming Beatles movies
13:26will release in April, 2028
13:28as the first bingeable theatrical experience.
13:32Beatles biopics.
13:33So what are they doing?
13:34Okay, so.
13:34This just seems like something you should watch on Mushrooms.
13:37I'm gonna go ahead and say it.
13:38They have an actor playing John Lennon,
13:40Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, George Harrison.
13:42Actors, I'll be honest, I've never heard of
13:43except for Barry Keegan, who fucked over.
13:46What's her face?
13:46Sabrina.
13:47Sabrina Carpenter.
13:48Yeah, fuck that guy, I guess.
13:50Well, he's playing Ringo Starr, so that's his karma.
13:53So I guess four separate movies that are all gonna be.
13:56So are they releasing on the same day?
13:58Or is it like an HBO series
13:59where it's like a new one every Friday?
14:01I don't think we know.
14:02I don't know.
14:02And I guess they're doing the same thing with Kiss.
14:05Give me the Spice Girls.
14:07I'd rather see that.
14:09Supposedly, Ginger was a lesbian too.
14:12Had a whole new relationship.
14:14Had a Spice Girls relationship that I had no idea.
14:17Yeah, I'd like to hear more.
14:18I would love to hear more.
14:19Are we doing individual biopics on each Beatle?
14:21Oh, they're all released this month.
14:23In April 2025.
14:25Is Ringo Starr gonna get his own?
14:26Oh, 2028.
14:27Oh, so we are way ahead of schedule on that one.
14:31However, it seems like it's gonna be awesome.
14:34I'm out on these too far in advance announcements
14:37like Jim Nance announcing his retirement 11 years
14:40before he's actually gonna retire last week.
14:42Don't tell me about the 2028 Beatles documentaries
14:46until like 2027.
14:48Yeah, I'm kind of in agreeance with that.
14:50If you tell me way too far in advance
14:52and my expectations only become higher and higher.
14:55The hype just builds.
14:56And then all of a sudden I'm let down.
14:57I'm surprised it took this long
14:59for a Beatles documentary, let alone four.
15:02I feel like we're so quick to make a documentary
15:04on everything immediately these days, Jesus.
15:08Who's still alive?
15:09Who still got kicking?
15:10Paul.
15:10Paul?
15:11Is maybe George.
15:13Oh, Ringo.
15:13Is Ringo?
15:14Not George.
15:15Paul and Ringo.
15:16So we got Paul and Ringo.
15:17Two for four.
15:18I had John Lennon instead.
15:18Oh, Paul Mescal.
15:19I know him too.
15:20All right, I'm with it.
15:21I know those two guys.
15:23Okay.
15:23What's your favorite Beatles songs?
15:25I mean, right now it's probably Yellow Submarine
15:28because my kids.
15:30My daughter is obsessed with Yellow Submarine.
15:32Is that a bath time song?
15:33It's a good bath time song.
15:34It's a good.
15:35It's just fun for kids.
15:37Octopus's garden is a hot ticket item right now.
15:39And then a good Beatles song for the parents would be Help.
15:43Yeah, definitely need that too.
15:44Did you watch that movie yesterday?
15:46The one where the Beatles just overnight,
15:49they never existed?
15:52I didn't watch it.
15:52You know what I'm talking about?
15:54It's called Yesterday.
15:55And there was this guy, he was like,
15:58I wish I could be as talented as the Beatles.
16:02Lightning strikes.
16:03The next thing you know.
16:04He's a Beatle, right?
16:05Yeah, he's like singing.
16:06He happens to be a cover artist.
16:09So he memorizes some of these songs.
16:11So he's singing like Here Comes the Sun.
16:13I remember this.
16:13And his friends are like, that was beautiful.
16:15What is that song?
16:16He's like, it's the Beatles.
16:17Like the bug?
16:19No, but it was dumb.
16:20But I hope they just play that as the fifth documentary
16:23after the four Beatles documentaries.
16:25All I remember is the Beatles used to have their own movies
16:28that they would act in kind of like how Elvis did.
16:30And they had this one gag where they had four townhouses
16:34next to each other and they'd get home from work
16:37and they'd get out of their separate cars
16:38and they'd go up to the four separate doors
16:40and they'd be like, good night, George.
16:41Good night, whoever, good night.
16:42And then they'd go in the doors
16:43and it turns out it was just one giant house inside.
16:45And they were like, hello again.
16:46And they all lived in one giant house together.
16:47And I was like, that fuck.
16:48Me and my friends are going to do that when we grow up.
16:50That's fucking sick.
16:51Can you imagine how expensive that would be?
16:54Yeah, but cool.
16:55I live in a little townhouse right now.
16:56If you guys want to buy the houses next to it.
16:58Ah, sorry.
16:58I just got to buy a new neighbor in my townhouse area.
17:02But I would have if I didn't already live
17:05in a townhouse of my own.
17:06Pickle fools.
17:07Does anyone have anything else?
17:09Any other?
17:10Only thing I want to touch on is good luck Rico.
17:13He's on a bus.
17:14Oh, what's happening?
17:1558 hour ride, I think from New York down to San Antonio.
17:18He's going to the final four.
17:20So he's going to be on a bus, on a Greyhound
17:23all the way from Staten Island to San Antonio.
17:27Correct.
17:27There was a recent development.
17:28I don't know how we got this math wrong,
17:29but a 47 hour bus ride now.
17:3247.
17:32Which is interesting.
17:32Can I give a prediction?
17:34Yes.
17:34Will you give your funny point that he said and then?
17:36On yesterday's rundown, he had a funny point
17:38where everyone else on the bus with him
17:41is basically like on a no fly list,
17:43which is why they're taking a 47 hour bus ride
17:46in the first place.
17:47But go on.
17:47I predict knowing Rico that at some point
17:51on this bus ride, one of his riders
17:54will be waiting at one of the stops
17:56and will rescue him from the bus and try to see.
17:58I think he's going to find a way to weasel out of it.
18:02Trying to not let people know.
18:04Do you want that if you're Rico?
18:05I don't think his riders.
18:06Do you want to be in a 10 hour car ride with a stranger?
18:08I don't.
18:09I feel like if he were to do that,
18:10it would have to be like multiple riders
18:12and then he would have to say the same story
18:14and talk about the same stuff.
18:15Who didn't someone drive Jersey Jerry from
18:18or didn't somebody drive?
18:19Someone drove someone at one point.
18:21They did.
18:21You're right.
18:22It was Jersey Jerry.
18:22Yeah, but I don't know if it was.
18:23Jersey Jerry just slept the whole time and relaxed
18:25and like never said a word to the guy.
18:27I'm pretty sure it was Jersey Jerry.
18:28Do you think Rico's the type of guy to relax in a car?
18:32Fair point.
18:34I'm just saying I wouldn't be shocked
18:35if the riders somehow came to his aid.
18:39Either way, good luck to Rico.
18:42Yes.
18:42I hope you have lots of things downloaded on your phone
18:45or iPad or CD player.
18:46Whatever was your choice of listening method on your way.
18:50Lots of books.
18:51He's going to be in the back singing 99 bottles of beer
18:54on the wall.
18:54Anyone seen Better Call Saul?
18:56I sure have.
18:58Where he tries to help his heel
19:00and he gets on the bus and writes all of the messages
19:03to send back.
19:04I feel like Rico's going to do that
19:05and just send them all today.
19:06But they're going to be from different riders
19:08just saying how much they love Rico
19:10and be like, you shouldn't have to be on this bus.
19:11Like everyone on the bus is just writing things for Rico.
19:14Yeah, they're going to be like hostage notes,
19:16little clippings from magazines for each.
19:18Yeah, he'll figure something out.
19:20But good luck Rico.
19:20Good luck.
19:21Godspeed.
19:22I got my money on Houston.
19:24I set it from the very beginning of the tournament.
19:25I'm not a sports person, but I saw them play
19:27and I was like, these guys are going to win.
19:29And so hopefully I didn't just...
19:31All right, I'm switching my pick.
19:32Yeah, I liked Florida, but now that Kate said it.
19:34Yeah.
19:35You know me.
19:36I like Duke, but Kate knows best.
19:38Kate does know best.
19:39But that's all we have.
19:40I mean, I think the big crew yesterday
19:43kind of went through all of the kind of juicy stuff.
19:47This is what we got for you guys today.
19:49Tiger Woods and goofing.
19:51And Kate's new titties.
19:52And my new boobs.
19:53All right.
19:54That's the rundown.
19:55Happy April Fools.