Category
😹
AmusantTranscription
00:00 Follow me to a place where incredible feats are routine every hour or so.
00:09 Where enchantment runs rampant, yes, wild in the streets.
00:13 Open Sesame, here we go!
00:18 Arabian nights, like Arabian days.
00:26 They tease and excite, take off and take for light.
00:30 They shock and amaze.
00:34 Arabian nights, like Arabian days.
00:41 More often than not, hot hotter than hot, in a lot of good ways.
00:50 Pack your shield, pack your sword, you want air?
00:53 Don't get bored, don't get beaten, oh God, you might.
00:57 Come on down, stop on by, hop a car, better fly, to another Arabian night.
01:08 It is a wonderful day, flying away.
01:16 Flying away, flying away, flying away.
01:21 Wares, get your wares!
01:24 Wares? They call this junk wares? It looks more like wots or wives.
01:32 Oh, look, this would be perfect for my father's toy collection.
01:37 Careful, this is a priceless family heirloom, very expensive, 100 denarii.
01:45 Does it work?
01:47 But of course.
01:52 Ah!
01:58 Okay, it's not an heirloom, it's just a piece of junk I found near a canyon in the desert.
02:03 I'll give you two denarii.
02:05 Sold.
02:13 Father, look what I found for you in the marketplace.
02:16 A piece of junk, if you ask me.
02:19 Hmm, it's absolutely exquisite.
02:24 You know, I helped pick it out.
02:28 Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to work.
02:34 Oh, not to worry, I have some expertise in these matters.
02:40 Ah, here's the problem, there's a speck of grit stuck in here.
02:48 Seems the oil has run out. We can fix that.
02:57 Hmm, let's see now.
03:00 Ah, that should do it.
03:06 Wow!
03:10 Wow!
03:31 Whoa!
03:50 Ah! Ah! Ah!
03:55 Aladdin, do something!
03:58 Don't worry, I'll handle it.
04:02 Hey guys, what's--
04:09 Genie, Corp, stop that thing!
04:11 It's a done deal.
04:24 Nice catch, rugman!
04:26 Aladdin, how can I thank you? You saved my life.
04:31 I did? He did?
04:34 Hey, I guess I did.
04:36 Aladdin!
04:38 Oh, come on, Jasmine, it's not often I get a chance to impress your father.
04:42 No thanks necessary, sir. An adventurer such as myself must laugh at danger.
04:49 I'm confused. I smashed the thing. Carpet caught it.
04:53 What exactly did you do?
04:55 Well, uh...
04:57 We must do something, what if there are more of those things? No one in Agrabah would be safe.
05:03 Not to worry, Sultan. I'll get to the bottom of this.
05:07 Hey, come on guys, let's get to the bottom of this.
05:11 Nice present. Next time, why don't you just get him a cobra?
05:17 Ah!
05:20 There's the canyon where the merchant said he found that thing.
05:34 Oh, the destruction. We must ensure that this golden plague never strikes again.
05:40 We need a new leader.
05:43 What? Every new leader goes off to fight the golden plague, and whammo!
05:48 That's the last anyone ever sees of him.
05:51 What we need now is a patsy, a dupe, a fall guy, some completely bubble-headed chump who can be our new leader.
06:02 Whoa! Bingo.
06:05 Providence has sent a man from the sky to be our leader!
06:19 They can sense my inner strength.
06:22 Oh, brother.
06:31 Congratulations. You are the new leader of the village of Aminabadway.
06:38 Now get rid of the golden plague for us.
06:41 Plague?
06:42 Leader? Gee, I'm honored. This is so...
06:48 What was that about a plague?
06:50 I'm breaking out in blotches already. Here, feel my forehead. I think it's hot.
06:56 That would be the golden plague now.
07:02 Okay, great leader, you're on.
07:15 You heard him, guys. You're on.
07:19 Here you go, great leader.
07:46 Get down!
07:49 Get down!
08:18 Don't worry, it's Ozone safe.
08:28 Hooray for Aminabadway!
08:34 Hooray for Aminabadway!
08:38 We gotta get ourselves a new agent.
08:40 Hooray for Aminabadway!
08:41 You have saved our village. You are our hero.
08:45 From now on, your credit's good in all our shops.
08:49 It was nothing. Anything else giving you trouble? A barbarian horde, perhaps?
08:55 Aladdin, don't you think you should share the credit?
09:02 Oh, uh, thanks, guys.
09:17 Let's see. Polish Beatles done, shine floor done.
09:23 Oh, that is Mr. Spot. I don't know why I bother. In half an hour, I'll just have to do it all over again.
09:30 I'd do the things I go through to maintain a tidy headquarters for world domination.
09:35 Perfect!
09:41 Scooter! You are supposed to be wreaking havoc on those disorderly villagers.
09:47 Not leaking oil all over my workshop.
09:55 What? Someone destroyed all my lovely Beatles?
10:00 How dare they meddle with Mechanicalese, the greatest of the great, great...
10:10 Now, let's have a look at these troublemakers, shall we?
10:14 Ooh, what a scruffy lot. Obviously a gang of hygienically challenged savages.
10:21 No stranger should not be a problem, but the genie in the carpet could be trouble.
10:28 Take care of genie, take care of magic carpet.
10:35 Permanently.
10:41 (MUSIC PLAYING)
10:45 (HUMMING)
10:57 A toast to our great hero, Aladdin!
11:03 (CHEERING)
11:07 Whoa!
11:10 Shouldn't we get ready in case more of those things show up?
11:14 Relax. The great bug destroyer is here. Or whatever it is they call me.
11:20 (MUSIC PLAYING)
11:24 Ah, it's quiet out here.
11:29 A little too quiet. Reminds me of the time we were stranded off Madagascar.
11:37 And then the sharks came. They circled us for days, waiting to make their move.
11:43 Waiting, until suddenly, without warning, they got bored and went away.
11:51 Infernal sharks with their short attention spans.
11:54 What's that?
12:00 (SNORING)
12:04 (SQUEAKING)
12:10 They're back.
12:14 Okay, guys. It's show time.
12:18 (MUSIC PLAYING)
12:22 (GASPING)
12:29 Okay, bugs.
12:37 (SQUEAKING)
12:42 (MUSIC PLAYING)
12:46 It's not that easy to catch a genie.
12:59 However, it can be done.
13:03 (MUSIC PLAYING)
13:10 The great Aladdin has failed us.
13:14 He is nothing without his genie and carpet.
13:18 They're right. I'm nothing without genie or carpet.
13:23 What are you talking about? You've still got us.
13:26 Oh, no. Don't look at me. It's the great Aladdin's problem.
13:33 Nobody ever said anything about the great Iago.
13:38 Oh, all right. Who spilled the oil?
13:42 You're just going to wreck the environment.
13:45 It is oil. It must have leaked out of one of those things.
13:50 They left a trail of oil.
13:53 Come on, guys. This will lead us right to their nest.
13:56 Okay, good luck. Let me know how the whole bug thing turned out.
14:00 (MUSIC PLAYING)
14:04 Oh, I don't believe it. The sun's coming up.
14:08 Not a wink of sleep. Now I'm going to be cranky the whole day.
14:13 (MUMBLING)
14:16 I mean more so than usual.
14:19 (MUSIC PLAYING)
14:22 Locked, huh? Oh, what a shame. Guess we'll have to go home now.
14:27 (SCREAMING)
14:32 (MUSIC PLAYING)
14:36 Took care of genie, took care of magic carpet.
14:39 Take care of meddlesome strangers.
14:42 Okay, I think we've seen enough.
14:45 (GIGGLING) Hospitable little arthropods, aren't they?
14:50 Greetings, meddlesome strangers.
14:53 I am Mechanocles, the greatest of the great Greek geniuses.
14:58 Archimedes, an amateur. Socrates, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk.
15:02 To make a long story short, I plan on taking over the world.
15:06 What? Let me see that.
15:09 Hey!
15:10 Take out the trash, do the dishes, take over the world.
15:15 Ooh, this guy's serious.
15:18 My scroll. Give me back my scroll, I... idiot.
15:22 Oh, you've got the sticky wing, prickly...
15:26 Oops.
15:28 No, no.
15:30 You have got to get these oil stains right away or they will leave a mark.
15:34 Notice how this guy is nuts about keeping things clean.
15:37 Right. You guys mess things up while I find genie and carpet.
15:42 Stop it, stop it, stop it. I just alphabetized those.
15:48 Oh, you are getting monkey-jumped.
15:54 Now, whatever could this be for?
15:57 Not the oil!
16:00 Genie?
16:05 Yeah, I'm caught in the filter.
16:08 Whoa, that's the cleanest vacuum I've ever been in.
16:21 Stop right there.
16:24 What have you done to my beautiful pets?
16:32 And my new tunic ruined.
16:35 That tears it.
16:38 I'll wash the dishes after I take over the world.
16:41 You see, Aladdin, you thought you were nothing without genie and carpet, but you did it.
16:46 You destroyed the beetles and saved the village.
16:51 [Growling]
17:17 Saved the village, huh?
17:20 All I thought.
17:24 [Growling]
17:50 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
17:53 Oh, you've got to be kidding.
17:56 Oh, this is a switch. A bug is going to step on us.
18:04 Sorry we were so rude when you failed the last time, but in the name of fair play, we'll give you another chance.
18:16 Break a leg.
18:18 What a bunch of yellow-bellied lily-livered cowards.
18:24 My kind of guys.
18:27 Jasmine, what was wrong with that dragonfly you gave your father?
18:32 The oil had leaked out, and he said it was full of sand.
18:37 Right. Guys, you think you could whip up a sandstorm?
18:41 I'm going to go see if there's some way to let the oil out of that thing.
18:44 Be careful.
18:48 Ah, let's see.
18:51 Shake ground, knock down trees, terrorize villagers.
18:55 Torch buildings.
18:58 [Growling]
19:01 Shall we try that again?
19:23 [Growling]
19:27 [Growling]
19:30 Okay, Mechanocles, your gears are numbered.
19:44 As the great Greek philosopher Plato said, "Mm-mm."
19:48 Not bad, eh?
19:55 Yes, yes, yes, very amusing. What a shame I must destroy you.
20:00 Whoops!
20:03 Whoa!
20:22 Aladdin needs our help. What are you, men or mice?
20:26 We're men, of course. It's just that we're cowards.
20:30 Or was that a rhetorical question?
20:33 You know, you guys take all the fun out of being a coward.
20:38 Maybe we can rub that horn.
20:45 Oh, sure. Now there's a plan.
20:48 Are you running a fever or something?
20:52 Tie it to the horn. I'll tie this end around a tree.
20:56 I knew it. I knew it. I should have stuck with cowards.
21:00 You never go wrong that way.
21:03 It worked!
21:21 [Growling]
21:24 It's Genie! He did it!
21:30 Next time, check the weather report before any global takeover.
21:38 [Growling]
21:41 Better shift into forward.
22:06 [Growling]
22:09 Feet hasty. Retreat.
22:34 [Laughing]
22:37 Our side's winning.
22:45 You know what that means.
22:48 Join in at the last second and take credit for the victory.
22:52 [Laughing]
22:55 [Screaming]
22:58 Run! Run!
23:14 [Explosion]
23:17 [Screaming]
23:20 [Sigh] Thanks for the help, guys.
23:39 No sweat.
23:41 Hey, be a pal and make everything stop spinning, would you?
23:45 [Groaning]
23:48 You saved the village.
23:51 No, we did it together.
23:55 We all saved the village.
23:58 And what village would that be?
24:01 Oh, lovely. Go ahead.
24:04 Ruin the moment, you malcontent.
24:07 Think you could help rebuild it?
24:09 Hey, what are semi-phenomenal nearly cosmic powers for?
24:13 Wait a second. What about Mechanocles?
24:16 You puny-minded fools thought you could stop Mechanocles?
24:23 Ha ha! It is too laugh.
24:26 I'll be back and I'll have my revenge on you, Aladdin!
24:33 Get revenge on Aladdin.
24:37 Plane escape, odds aways.
24:41 [Explosion]
24:45 [Music]
24:49 [Music]
24:52 [Music]
24:55 [Music]
25:05 [Music]