• l’année dernière

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Amusant
Transcription
00:00 *Musique*
00:02 *Musique*
00:04 ♪ We're incredible feats ♪
00:05 ♪ A routine every hour or so ♪
00:08 ♪ We're enchant'n', front's ramp'n ♪
00:11 ♪ Just wild in the streets ♪
00:13 ♪ Of a Sesame... ♪
00:15 ♪ Here we go! ♪
00:17 ♪ Arabian nights ♪
00:22 ♪ Like Arabian days ♪
00:26 ♪ They tease and excite ♪
00:28 ♪ Take off and take the light ♪
00:30 ♪ They shock and amaze ♪
00:33 ♪ Arabian nights ♪
00:37 ♪ Like Arabian days ♪
00:41 ♪ More often than not ♪
00:43 ♪ Hot hotter than hot ♪
00:45 ♪ In a lot of good ways ♪
00:49 ♪ Pack your shield, pack your sword ♪
00:52 ♪ You want air, get bored ♪
00:54 ♪ Though get beaten, oh God, you might ♪
00:57 ♪ Come on down, stop on by ♪
01:00 ♪ Hop a car, better fly ♪
01:02 ♪ To another Arabian night ♪
01:06 [chatter]
01:10 [music]
01:12 [music]
01:14 [music]
01:16 [chatter]
01:18 [music]
01:20 [music]
01:21 "Wheres! Get your wheres!"
01:23 "Wheres? They call this junk wheres?"
01:27 "It looks more like wots or wives."
01:30 [music]
01:31 "Oh look, this would be perfect for my father's toy collection."
01:36 "Careful, this is a priceless family heirloom."
01:40 "Very expensive, 100 denarii."
01:44 "Does it work?"
01:46 "But of course."
01:48 [music]
01:51 "Aaah!"
01:52 [music]
01:57 "Ok, it's not an heirloom, it's just a piece of junk I found near a canyon in the desert."
02:02 "I'll give you two denarii."
02:04 "Sold."
02:06 [music]
02:12 "Father, look what I found for you in the marketplace."
02:15 "A piece of junk if you ask me."
02:18 "Mmm, it's absolutely exquisite."
02:23 "You know, I helped pick it out."
02:25 [laughs]
02:27 "Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to work."
02:30 [roar]
02:32 "Oh, not to worry, I have some expertise in these matters."
02:38 "Ah, here's the problem."
02:41 "There's a speck of grit stuck in here."
02:44 [music]
02:47 "Seems the oil has run out."
02:49 "We can fix that."
02:51 [music]
02:56 "Hmm, let's see now."
02:58 [music]
03:00 "Ah, that should do it."
03:02 [music]
03:06 "Wow!"
03:08 "Ooooh!"
03:10 [roar]
03:11 [music]
03:31 "Oh!"
03:32 [music]
03:49 "Ah! Ah! Ah!"
03:52 [music]
03:54 "Aladdin, do something!"
03:57 "Don't worry, I'll handle it."
03:59 [music]
04:01 "Hey guys, what's..."
04:03 [music]
04:08 "Gee, Corp, stop that thing!"
04:10 "It's a done deal!"
04:12 [music]
04:23 "Nice catch, Rugman!"
04:25 "Aladdin, how can I thank you?"
04:28 "You saved my life."
04:30 "I did?"
04:32 "He did?"
04:33 "Hey, I guess I did."
04:36 "Aladdin!"
04:37 "Oh, come on, Jasmine, it's not often I get a chance to impress your father."
04:41 "No thanks necessary, sir. An adventurer such as myself must laugh at danger. Ha ha ha!"
04:48 "Ah, I'm confused. I smashed the thing. Carpet caught it. What exactly did you do?"
04:55 "Well, uh... we must do something, what if there are more of those things? No one in Agrabah would be safe."
05:03 "Not to worry, Sultan. I'll get to the bottom of this. Hey, come on guys, let's get to the bottom of this."
05:09 [music]
05:11 "Nice present. Next time, why don't you just get him a cobra?"
05:16 "Ah!"
05:17 [music]
05:20 "There's the canyon where the merchant said he found that thing!"
05:23 [music]
05:33 "Oh, the destruction. We must ensure that this golden plague never strikes again. We need a new leader."
05:42 "What? Every new leader goes off to fight the golden plague and whammo, that's the last anyone ever sees of him."
05:50 "What we need now is a patsy, a dupe, a fall guy, some completely bubble-headed chump who can be our new leader."
06:02 "Whoa! Bingo."
06:05 "Providence has sent a man from the sky to be our leader!"
06:10 [cheering]
06:19 "They can sense my inner strength."
06:22 "Oh, brother."
06:24 [cheering]
06:31 "Congratulations! You are the new leader of the village of Aminabadway. Now get rid of the golden plague for us."
06:40 "Plague?"
06:42 "Leader? Gee, I'm honored. This is so... What was that about a plague?"
06:49 "Oh, I'm breaking out in blotches already. Here, feel my forehead. I think it's hot."
06:55 "Ah, that would be the golden plague now."
06:59 [music]
07:01 "Okay, great leader, you're on."
07:04 [cheering]
07:06 [explosion]
07:08 [explosion]
07:10 [chimpanzee laughter]
07:12 [music]
07:14 "Uh, you heard him, guys. You're on."
07:17 [music]
07:19 "Here you go, great leader."
07:21 [music]
07:23 [explosion]
07:25 [music]
07:27 [whistling]
07:30 [music]
07:45 "Oh!"
07:46 [music]
07:48 "Look out!"
07:50 [music]
08:17 "Don't worry, it's ozone safe."
08:20 [explosion]
08:25 [music]
08:27 [cheering]
08:37 "We gotta get ourselves a new agent."
08:40 [music]
09:06 [explosion]
09:16 [music]
09:36 [explosion]
09:38 [music]
09:41 [music]
10:07 [explosion]
10:09 [music]
10:36 [chimpanzee laughter]
10:39 [music]
10:52 [singing]
10:57 "A toast to our great hero, Aladdin!"
11:02 [cheering]
11:07 [music]
11:09 "Shouldn't we get ready in case more of those things show up?"
11:12 "Relax, the great bug destroyer is here."
11:16 "Or whatever it is they call me."
11:18 [music]
11:24 "Ah, it's quiet out here."
11:26 [explosion]
11:28 [music]
11:53 "What's that?"
11:55 [music]
12:09 "They're back."
12:11 [music]
12:14 "Okay guys, it's showtime."
12:17 [music]
12:33 "Okay bugs."
12:35 [music]
12:53 "It's not that easy to catch a genie."
12:57 "However, it can be done."
13:01 [music]
13:10 "The great Aladdin has failed us."
13:13 "Oh."
13:14 "He is nothing without his genie and carpet."
13:18 "Ah, they're right."
13:20 "I'm nothing without genie or carpet."
13:22 "What are you talking about? You've still got us."
13:26 "Oh no, don't look at me."
13:29 "It's the great Aladdin's problem."
13:33 "Nobody ever said anything about the great Iago."
13:37 "Ouch."
13:39 "Alright, who spilled the oil?"
13:41 "You're just gonna wreck the environment."
13:44 "It is oil."
13:46 "It must have leaked out of one of those things."
13:50 "They left a trail of oil."
13:52 "Come on guys, this will lead us right to their nest."
13:55 "Okay, good luck."
13:57 "Let me know how the whole bug thing turned out."
13:59 [music]
14:04 "Oh, I don't believe it. The sun's coming up."
14:08 "Not a wink of sleep."
14:10 "I'm gonna be cranky the whole day."
14:13 [music]
14:15 "I mean more so than usual."
14:18 [music]
14:22 "Locked, huh? Oh, what a shame."
14:24 "Guess we'll have to go home now."
14:26 [music]
14:28 [scream]
14:29 [music]
14:36 "Took care of Genie, took care of Magic Carpet."
14:39 "Take care of Meddlesome Strangers."
14:42 "Okay, I think we've seen enough."
14:45 "Hehe, hospitable little arthropods, aren't they?"
14:50 "Greetings Meddlesome Strangers."
14:53 "I am Mechanocles, the greatest of the great Greek geniuses."
14:58 "Archimedes, an amateur."
15:00 "Socrates, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk."
15:02 "To make a long story short, I plan on taking over the world."
15:06 "What? Let me see that."
15:09 "Hey!"
15:10 "Take out the trash, do the dishes, take over the world."
15:15 "Ooh, this guy's serious."
15:18 "Scroll, give me back my scroll, I need it."
15:22 "Oh, you've got the sticky wing, prickly, love it."
15:27 "The wall."
15:29 "You have got to get these oil stains right away or they will leave a mark."
15:33 "Notice how this guy is nuts about keeping things clean?"
15:37 "Right, you guys mess things up while I find Genie and Carpet."
15:41 [music]
15:44 [music]
15:54 "Now, whatever could this be for?"
15:57 [music]
16:04 "Genie?"
16:05 "Yeah, I'm caught in the filter."
16:08 [music]
16:13 "Whoa, that's the cleanest vacuum I've ever been in."
16:17 [music]
16:29 "What have you done to my beautiful pets?"
16:31 "And my new tunic, ruined."
16:34 "That tears it."
16:37 "I'll wash the dishes after I take over the world."
16:40 "You see, Aladdin, you thought you were nothing without Genie and Carpet."
16:45 "But you did it, you destroyed the Beatles and saved the village."
16:49 [musique]
17:17 "Saved the village, huh?"
17:19 "All I thought."
17:22 [musique]
17:28 [musique]
17:50 [musique]
18:18 "What a bunch of yellow-bellied, lily-livered cowards."
18:23 [explosion]
18:24 "My kind of guys."
18:26 [explosion]
18:29 "Jasmine, what was wrong with that dragonfly you gave your father?"
18:32 "The oil had leaked out and he said it was full of sand."
18:37 "Right, guys, you think you could whip up a sandstorm?"
18:41 "I'm gonna go see if there's some way to let the oil out of that thing."
18:44 "Be careful."
18:46 [explosion]
18:49 "Ah, let's see."
18:51 "Shake ground, knock down trees, terrorize villagers."
18:55 "Torch buildings."
18:58 [musique]
19:20 "Shall we try that again?"
19:22 [musique]
19:40 "Ok, Mechanocles, your gears are numbered."
19:43 "As the great Greek philosopher Plato said, uh-uh."
19:47 [musique]
19:52 "Not bad, eh?"
19:54 "Ah, yes, yes, yes, very amusing. What a shame, I must destroy you."
19:59 [musique]
20:00 "Oops!"
20:01 [musique]
20:18 "Move!"
20:20 [musique]
20:22 "Aladdin needs our help! What are you, men or mice?"
20:26 "We're men, of course. It's just that we're cowards. Or was that a rhetorical question?"
20:32 "You know, you guys take all the fun out of being a coward."
20:37 [explosion]
20:42 "Maybe we can rub that horn."
20:44 "Oh, sure. Now there's a plan. Are you running a fever or something?"
20:49 [musique]
20:52 "Tie it to the horn. I'll tie this end around a tree."
20:55 "I knew it, I knew it. I should have stuck with cowards. You never go wrong that way."
21:01 [musique]
21:16 "It worked!"
21:18 [musique]
21:27 "Ah! It's a genie! He did it!"
21:30 [musique]
21:32 "Next time, check the weather report before any global takeover."
21:38 [musique]
22:03 "Better shift into 4."
22:05 [musique]
22:29 "Feet. Hasty. Retreat."
22:31 [musique]
22:41 "Our side's winning!"
22:43 "You know what that means."
22:45 "Join in at the last second and take credit for the victory."
22:51 [musique]
23:10 "Run! Run!"
23:12 [musique]
23:35 "Ah, merci pour l'aide, les gars."
23:39 "Pas de soupe!"
23:41 "Hey, be a pal and make everything stop spinning, would you?"
23:45 "Oh no!"
23:47 [musique]
23:48 "You saved the village."
23:51 "No, we did it together. We all saved the village."
23:57 "And what village would that be?"
24:01 "Oh, lovely! Go ahead, ruin the moment, you malcontent!"
24:07 "Think you could help rebuild it?"
24:09 "Hey, what are semi-phenomenal nearly cosmic powers for?"
24:13 "Wait a second, what about Mechanocles?"
24:16 [explosion]
24:18 "You puny-minded fools thought you could stop Mechanocles?"
24:23 "Ha ha, it is too laugh!"
24:26 "I'll be back and I'll have my revenge on you, Aladdin!"
24:33 "Get revenge on Aladdin."
24:35 [musique]
24:37 "Plein escape, odds away."
24:41 [explosion]
24:43 [musique]
24:46 [musique]
24:50 [musique]
24:53 [explosion]
25:04 [musique]
25:07 [musique]
25:10 [musique]
25:13 [musique]
25:16 Sous-titres réalisés para la communauté d'Amara.org