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00:00Good to see ya
00:02It's been happening. I've been working on my mullet
00:07Yourself well, I joined a gym did you yeah haven't been yet though
00:17Every evening in Australia. Oh my gosh. I love this show. Thank God. It's back on TV reaches over 12 million of us
00:24Jesus that is insane, but have you ever wondered what other people are watching great question
00:30Oh, maybe we got a bitch this find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days
00:37I like this show at its absolute peak. That is amazing. They're so easy to watch man. You're milking it now a
00:44New year means there's plenty of great telly to watch. Let's do it, baby
00:49Like the return of big reality
00:51Survivor
00:54I love this season of maps a brand new nature documentary. She makes a spider. No
01:02And an original how-to guide for bringing up kids. So this is a mix between a sitcom and a docker
01:09It's a sicko. Yeah
01:12Gogglebox is back for season 21 and a lot has happened since we last saw you
01:19In Melbourne, we said goodbye to the Silbury's but in Brisbane, we say hello to Mia's new bub Malaya
01:28Uncle Jared sing a Wiggles song fruit salad
01:32Yummy. Yummy. She's like that's what you need to eat more of
01:35Salad yummy. Yummy. She's like, that's what you need to eat more of
01:41And in Sydney
01:46But that's not the only exciting news you finally got married
01:57We're raising lips Wednesday night we watched
02:05Whoo, let's do it baby. Let's find love. I love this season of maps
02:11Everything that could go wrong is going wrong
02:13It's the morning of the third dinner party and one husband is nowhere to be found
02:20Where's Adrian has he done the board? He's gone a wall. Yes
02:24Why do you want me to come back and I worked Adrian?
02:27Adrian and Athena have been having problems since the get-go look at all those texts
02:33She's at his small font. Oh, yeah, then he wrote back. I'm at dinner
02:39By the way, oh
02:41Sierra was there last night
02:44He went out with Sierra not okay
02:48Here we go Adrian's back. Do you not have a key to your own place don't answer the door
02:55Shut it shut it. Shut it. Shut the door. Shut the door. Shut. Did you not want seen to reach out to me?
02:59Okay, I've never yelled at the TV so much as what I yell but that's when this shows on did you know I'm to think
03:05Of reach out to me on Friday. Oh, we're playing tit-for-tat here boy putting it straight back on her
03:09Not only did you leave Friday not reach out to me see how I'm feeling
03:15How I'm feeling it's all about how I'm feeling are there any normal couples doing quite well
03:21Oh
03:24Don't be like that because former bride Lauren has returned to the show for a second shot at love
03:30Yeah, looking forward to buying in to the dinner party
03:32We're the cleanse Lauren was originally paired up with another guy and two days into their honeymoon
03:36He just left and said it wasn't for him. And now they've given her Clint pro golfer. It's a little bit embarrassing
03:41I was in Tasmania. I'm excited and looking forward to going in with Lauren. You better brace yourself because it's gonna be a ripper, mate
03:51Also back is Lauren's ex-husband Elliot
03:55He's a douche this guy with his new bride Veronica tonight is our first dinner party. I'm so excited
04:03Personal trainer actress. I've never seen her act on TV. Maybe she does ads Veronica's a ball of energy
04:10She looks amazing. Sorry, does she not look exactly like Lauren? Yes, so he just traded her in and got the new version
04:17Yeah, didn't you notice?
04:20He's gross
04:21What does that teach a man leave and he'll be rewarded? Yes. Yeah, we got nothing to worry about
04:26We have nothing to worry about means you have everything to worry
04:29Yes, and tonight the rest of the couples find out that Lauren and Elliot are returning with different partners
04:36DP time. Oh, wow. Hello
04:39That's the big twist bringing back the newly wedded exes into the same dinner party
04:45Oh
04:47Look what's gonna happen now
04:50You know is said get out the knives and get ready to rumble here we go
04:57Three I don't even know who we attack at the table first Elliot. So you're okay with how you treated Lauren
05:06Straight into it. We had a whole conversation that we agreed that we weren't right for each other
05:11That didn't happen you had about five margaritas, so
05:16He's blaming it on the alcohol you're kidding me five margaritas is not that many
05:23Well, it's the truth you look at the reaction from his wife, oh no, she's off him now too Veronica won't get through the entree
05:29She'll be gone. Like how dare you shame her like
05:34disgusting
05:35You know girls serious when the claps come out as we're yelling at you who would have thought this would turn into chaos
05:40I thought they had nothing to worry about. Well, the night's focus then turns to
05:46Actually, why are you out for dinner Sierra Saturday night?
05:50Here we go mic drop
05:52The dinner was actually quite innocent
05:56We shared a plate of meat. I bet you. Yeah, what kind of me?
05:59We knew there was something going on between Adrian and Sierra
06:02So his wife is the one that Adrian went to dinner with shocking
06:08Shocking English and a pasta. What are the odds? I'm here for the right reasons. I love Billy Billy
06:14So cute Billy look like that guy from Baby Reindeer. Yeah
06:18voice what's happened
06:20That is it
06:23Really what about when you called me? I said do you want to do a wife swap?
06:30Oh
06:31Shit, you know last year was that the dinner parties on Tuesdays or Wednesday?
06:36No, not now focus. You want to see he's saying all the truth didn't play the truth
06:40He's putting it back on Billy. Come on, Billy. Did you say it? No, he did not
06:51In fairness, they're picking peanuts out of poo
06:55Oh
06:56Just does not
06:58Disappoint, I forgot how gross that makes me feel after I watched it, correct
07:04I'm gonna have to up the pressure on my shower again because I could have sworn last year that one Tuesday
07:08Yeah, so now it's on Wednesday. I thought I got an extra day
07:12I
07:23Over the break Brie got a brand new hair color. I'm thinking I'll be a little bit more brighter now
07:29Up here, not here. Just in here. I
07:32Don't back that
07:36And
07:37Keith got a brand new stubby cooler
07:40We are the Navy Blues and it's got a
07:44I can open the bottle but you know, the worst part is you got to take it
07:48You can take it off first take it off then put it in and drink it this way even though they're a twist-off Keith
07:55This week on Apple TV BBC, oh shit, are we doing David the secret lives of animals?
08:02Animal show
08:08Is this David or not David this one it's not David experience a world beyond imagination
08:14Stunt. No, it isn't lizards
08:19Walk on water is it his brother? No apes
08:23Master tools. Sometimes you do just need a David here, don't you? Well, maybe but you don't have one frogs
08:29They've got budget David, is it Morgan Pierce? No, not Stephen Fry. No here on the African Savannah
08:36Liam Neeson, isn't he Irish? Is it? Mr. Bean? What leopards can climb? It's not Sam Neil
08:42I was just thinking that is it Sam Neil? Can we stop now Hugh Bonneville? Thank you
08:47Who's Hugh Bonneville when he's at home? Here's that dude from that show
08:50They don't even have like Benedict Cumberbatch David. Look you can't always get a David but you can get a
08:57But we begin with a
08:59I don't know a lot about frogs. This frog does something
09:04Magical he packs 90% of his blood cells into his liver
09:09Hiding them away. Oh my god Wow and
09:13starts to become
09:16Transparent what if you can't hide just be the leaf that feels like real. Mr. Miyagi stuff. He shrinks many of his organs
09:23He shrinks his organs
09:26To a third of their original size. That is crazy
09:30Oh, we all do that when we put ourselves into Spanx same same so he all but disappears
09:36I didn't know that I know
09:39The teacher told me got that kindergarten from Star Wars book. Really?
09:44All right, wise guy, you know what this fish can do. I know what's going to happen
09:48Don't tell me you tell me then fly dude fish can fly
09:54Oh, yeah lucky guess but you don't know what this lizard can do underwater
09:58It's not even wet his special water repellent scales acts like his very own
10:05Scuba tank. No, he's got air. So he's not actually even wet. I told you. Okay, that is pretty impressive
10:13Yeah, dude, we're to next in the Peruvian Amazon
10:17Thanks, Kate
10:19I've heard it 16 times but not all animals can run away
10:22You might even be on film. Okay, maybe getting some
10:29And in the Amazon no, listen to me I looked around and you cannot see anything but
10:35Thousands of trees you're gonna make your predators fall asleep. Can we just focus on the animal?
10:39What is it now for a cyclosa spider David's doing a great job. This is not Debbie that I'm better
10:45Sorry without a strong venom. She's defenseless. This is the sort of things we were saying
10:51Spiders did say one like this and I think I've got a photo seriously
10:55She builds a special web. Wow. She's quick. I think it's
11:01Yeah
11:03And she uses it to do something
11:06Remarkable could have a photo of an alligator. She gathers only the best materials mean the Galapagos
11:12Okay, and starts to assemble her masterpiece
11:16What in their transformer is this what looks like a giant self-portrait she makes a spider a fake spider Wow
11:25Thought to intimidate her predators. No
11:31Why didn't I hear about all this on my trip and scares off a predator
11:36500 times her own size. So the birds too scared of the biggest spider. Correct a genius
11:43What don't you feel bad smacking them with your thong now the lengths animals go to
11:48to protect themselves
11:50Imagine we could create a whole nother we do. It's called a scarecrow
11:54In a farm and a veggie patch called a scarecrow. We do do that to scare the crows
12:02That was so cool that was an awesome show you like spiders baby. Yeah, I
12:07Love that big budget for David, isn't it? It's not David
12:11You can literally take everything David says and use it as wisdom for your own life. I give up
12:29But how's the missus has this rule right? Yeah that if it takes less than two minutes
12:35You need to do it straightaway sex
12:43That noise
12:46Yep, that's the one can only mean
12:50Survivor survivor survivor
12:55Yes
12:57Survivors keeps on surviving this year's survivor sees an age-old battle between brains
13:03I love that survivor is the only place we can reduce people down to like really
13:09Quite offensive subcategories the brains. We can't call them smart and dumb. What can we call them brains?
13:16Versus brawn what's brawn mean? We know which of those two camps you're in with that question
13:21Okay, well try to guess what camp this guy's in. Oh
13:25He's not a brawn. He's a hottie same thing. Oh
13:29Facts most people would see a rapper. He's a rapper. I'm gonna make a massive prediction out first night
13:35If it's not profit or progress, I pay it no focus. We're here for 47 days. So when do we start?
13:40How do we outlast see you later? Oh, goodbye sling shady. See you then. Bye Scooby-Doo
13:48What's Scooby-Doo mean
13:51Snoop Dogg Snoop Dogg and this primary school teacher is gonna be using his brain to teach those brawn
13:58Listen after saying this teacher. I want to homeschool my kids
14:03Two years ago. You didn't even think dinosaurs were real. You are not homeschooling those children over in the red corner. We have the brain
14:11Geez, he'd be in the brawn wouldn't he? Oh, absolutely. Jonathan the Polly
14:15It's gonna be a flash in one of these nerds in the toilet. Okay. Today's challenge is very simple
14:19The goal is to retrieve a key from the top of a very high pole
14:24All you will have at your disposal is arm fries. I don't get it. Oh, don't worry about it
14:30They're just using a big stick to try to stick it through the hole. You idiot. This is brains
14:39It's too limp, please not gonna work if it's too limp
14:42I haven't said the best of us any such problems for the brawny team. I shouldn't think so. Oh
14:48My god, all the blokes are like we've got you we've got you
14:54Gore I had to get a gynecologist today, too
15:04Let's head back to camp and meet some of the other brawn stars
15:11And then you have me
15:14How's he on the brawn team? He looks like he ate someone from the brawn team
15:19It's a funny tribe Nash looks like a leper, but he's names Nash he's he's he's Lebanese
15:24Do you think he's in a sit-in a sieb?
15:26Najeeb, whatever he's called
15:27He's currently looking for an idol which is a very valuable thing on survivor because it can keep you safe and they can be near
15:35Impossible to find honor wait, how the hell did he find that?
15:38I found an idol
15:43Look I've been look what I got
15:45Right from the jungle. Damn. Aren't you meant to like hide the idol?
15:49That's right by far the most advisable strategy when finding an idol is to not tell anyone I say flaunt it
15:56I
16:01Got it
16:03Just put my hands in the tree and found it. This is why labs always get done and go to jail. Hello
16:09Every time they do something they just want to flaunt it. Wakey. Wakey
16:13He fucks your babe. You like the chain. He's just put a big tiger on his chest
16:18literally
16:20Literally later a lie, you know because I thought she was talking figuratively
16:24Literally, I'm part of the brawn team because I don't know the difference. Well, she was talking figuratively then said literally
16:31After tribal council where they need to figure out who's flame to extinguish both literally and figuratively Nash
16:38Wearing your idol. That's actually one of the dumbest
16:42Survivor moves I've ever seen. I wore it proud. That's why they're in the brawn tribe. Not the brains trap dumbasses
16:48You gotta make big moves in this game. Oh my god. He's literally stroking his ego
16:53No, any stroking is mercifully not literal. Oh
16:57Don't wink Nash you boy, but back to the idol if Nash decides to use it
17:02That means he can't be voted out
17:04But is Nash so confident in his own popularity that he'll decide not to use it
17:09What do you think I should do with it? It's not up to me. I don't think he's gonna use it
17:13I think he's that arrogant
17:15That he's gonna try and shelf it
17:18Probably not shelf it. That's a weird word
17:21If anyone has an idol and they'd like to play it no, he's gonna play it she's this bad boy
17:31Shit and with Nash safe the votes get put on to
17:35Candy, that's candy. Who's candy? She wasn't in it very much must have been standing behind Nash or something first person voted up
17:42Candy
17:44The tribe has spoken see candy. We only just learned your name candy. She was candy to my eyes. Bye everyone
17:53Go into the candy shop. Dun dun. That's what Nash is singing. I
17:59Think that was a crazy first step. What a great way for survivors come back
18:04I'm not a hooker saying I do bring one Arab in there make him the bad guy and watch the ratings go up
18:12Oh
18:22Molly come here Leon. Come here guys. What's going on? Did I have like a heap of sugar or what?
18:29You gotta be over here
18:31Oh
18:36Come here come here come here. Oh, they said have two boys. They said it'll be fine. They said
18:42Hello, I'm Amanda Keller
18:46Welcome to our brand new series all about parenting. Oh, it's about parenting tune in buddy. This is you children. Of course are a joy
18:56But being a parent or a caregiver is hard
18:59Malik and we don't always get it, right
19:05We've all been there yep Tuesday night on the ABC a new show landed that combines a unique mix of experts
19:13Experiments and narrative comedy the role of a lifetime. So this is a mix between a sitcom and a doco
19:19It's a Chico. Yeah, each app explores a different parenting challenge and this one raises the question
19:27Is my child ready for a smartphone, um, no, we're talking about this the other day at what age these days
19:34Should you be giving a kid a phone?
19:36To bring those parenting challenges to life. We've created our very own sitcom. Brilliant. Nazeem Hussain
19:43Okay, Richie, that's Sally from home and away dad
19:48Dad, can I have an iPhone? I don't know when you meant to give a child a phone. We were 11
19:53I was definitely 11. You got a phone. I didn't get on to like you said that actually that really hurt my feelings
20:05All my friends have them and if I had an iPhone it would keep me safe because if I ever got kidnapped you could track
20:09Down the baddies and rescue me. Oh, yeah, it's all about safety. This is straight out of Holly's textbook
20:14What is this kid saying? Mom dad said I can have an iPhone. That's not what I said. Yes, he did. He said, okay
20:21We use that trick all the time we agreed not until he's 13 13
20:29Leah got a phone when she was 10, but my kids have never been phone people that I'd sit on their phones all day
20:35I'm more on my phone than what my kids are. Yeah. Yeah, I can see that smartphones are actually making us dumb
20:42Students today are a year and a half behind where they should be when they finish school. What that's scary
20:49kids comprehension has
20:52Declined because they just type in words and then all this information comes to them
20:56My five main concerns when it comes to giving a child a smartphone mental health memory formation
21:02She's before I I just want to say cuz I've got an SMS. Was it Leah attention problems? Definitely attention problems. Even mine
21:09I'll watch a video for two seconds and get bored and scroll short term or working memory capacity and intelligence levels
21:17Need to be smart before you can get a smartphone done exactly right so far the experts can't settle on a magic age to
21:24Hand over a smartphone. I don't think you should get a smartphone till you're in high school
21:28I got a phone when I was 12, but it was so dumb. Like all I could do was call and text
21:33That's all we could do in our phones. Now. The kids have full access just the full Internet
21:38That's the scary thing
21:40But if you decide to let your child loose on a smartphone the show offers up some parenting dilemmas to dealing with your newly
21:47Teched up kid. Would you snoop through your child's phone? Yes. Yes
21:53Absolutely
21:54Thank you. I snipped through my brother's phones. Of course. I would snoop through my child's
22:00What would you ask for permission or no doesn't matter doesn't matter
22:05I look at your phone. You look at my phone. I got nothing. I delete all the other things. I don't want you
22:10I think it's up to the parent to build a trusting relationship enough so that they don't have to go snooping
22:16I know it's tricky if there was a good reason you track me. I'll go on the boy. I track everybody
22:21Where are you? What are you doing? What how come you stayed in that place? Yes
22:26Hang on. What'd you ever came out for of all the people we surveyed 67% of people said
22:32Okay, we're trying to listen
22:35We're trying they would snoop on their kids. And I think the reason for snooping is to keep the kids safe. Absolutely
22:45It's a parenting show help us help you
22:52I think it's hard to raise a kid in this day and age. This is an absolute minefield. Why?
22:59Giving you a head use you started this he's copying you
23:21Jared mm-hmm. How do you wear that booty shirt to work?
23:25I have told everyone that it's a aboriginal slang word for meaning coming together
23:35This week on seven we checked in with a new series of
23:40Just when you thought we couldn't do it again, we're doing it again and we still can't find anybody good
23:44Well, they're hoping to find someone decent on the final audition day
23:48I was made for you. I do love the shit ones. Oh, no, please leave. Oh
23:57Shit sounds like Kevin on a Friday night. There's no way we can allow, you know, come on. Don't make me go through this
24:04But for the auditionees that can sing they'll be looking to get fast-tracked into the final 30 by being awarded a golden ticket
24:11by judges Kyle Sanderlands
24:14Amy shark and Marcia Hines is Marcia Hines ever gonna age. She looks so good
24:19Well black don't crack Marsha's actually 120 years old 100% Okay, here we go
24:26First up off the ranks we have a leopard. I'm Hannah my kind girl. Look at her in her animal print
24:32She's a star when you're ready. We look forward to hearing you. Thank you. She'll be good
24:35If her voice is anything like her dress, she'll be shit. Please shut up
24:44Like it look she can sing but I don't like her voice what are you talking about?
24:52Reckon that's like straightaway golden ticket. Yes. I do not tick every box. It's a yes from me
25:01Golden ticket city I can see it your next mission Hannah is to get one of these at the end of the day
25:05Oh, she hasn't got the ticket yet
25:07So now they get the three yeses
25:08But they go to a holding room and then out of the holding room they pick who gets the golden ticket
25:12Let's go for about three hours next. I'm Bonnie. I'm originally from Kenya. But now I live in Brisbane. Let's go
25:18So my performance today is gonna be a bit different. I'm gonna be using my computer to live auditory my voice
25:23He's gonna auto-tune his voice. No, what's it gonna be? What's it to do? Does Mikey's voice?
25:33Girls just wanna have fun. Do I like it? Yeah, you like it. I'm not sure if I agree with this
25:40This is like bringing chat GBT into your exam
25:43I'm the man now Marsha's like I've done 70 years performing and you're just gonna auto-tune your way into it
25:49Nana, if I were to ask you to sing, would you actually be able to do it?
25:54Yes, much of the voice of truth. You're gonna hear me. You hear me sing. Well, it's a singing competition
26:00It's funny how things never change in this. Oh, he's got the voice of an angel the boy can sing
26:06Of course, this is TV magic Milo. It's a yes from you man
26:10I can't just have one black person on the show. You must you need some black up. I appreciate that
26:14Give that man the golden ticket. Nope. We've got to see everyone before those tickets get dished out
26:21Come on, we haven't got all night. I'm Madison. My mom's a singer. She's actually worked with you master
26:27Her name is Lisa Redwoods. Why would you named her for the start? No, I'm all for being a nepo, baby
26:32I know
26:34Let's chatty chatty more sing me singing
26:41Wow, is anyone gonna goosebumps legit goosebumps, so she's through next let's go. Yeah, fair enough
26:47Next up is Noah. Oh, there's a classic one-man band weirdo. I would describe my style as
26:55single
26:56Thank you. You're gonna hit us like a three-piece band
26:58What gave it away the fact that he was holding guitar with the harmonica around his neck let the man do his thing, please
27:05Whatever his thing is
27:14That is not the voice I expected across between Louis Armstrong and I'm up it
27:22Give him the gold ticket. Oh, yeah the golden ticket. All right. Let's see who's finally bagged one
27:29BOTB best of the best. Here we go
27:31I mean, it's pretty easy the one who's the daughter of the backup singer is gonna win. Yeah, and the one golden ticket
27:37Between the two of you to Madison's story Hannah's going nepotism ever heard of it. We're gonna give it to you, Hannah
27:44What?
27:45Hannah got the golden ticket. Good job Hannah. Masha definitely didn't like her mom. Oh, this is the one I've been dreading the most
27:53Oh
27:55These two against each other they're both so good could they go in as a duet I can only give one
28:02Bonnie I reckon Bonnie if auto-tune goes through I'll do a nerdy run down the street and that one
28:09Golden ticket goes to surely Bonnie goes through clearly. It's Noah
28:14You run nerdy run nerdy run nerdy run nerdy run
28:17Noah
28:22Those pants on
28:26Australian Idol's back. Love it. It's gonna be a good season because they've got so many weirdos and we
28:32And I'm so keen. It's a yes for me, too
28:35You
28:49In Melbourne Matt Dalton continues to enjoy being a marriage celebrant
28:54I did an amazing wedding on the weekend. Would you have dad marry you seriously?
28:59I was thinking about it the other day. Would you girls have dead? He's tearing up even thinking about it have to seriously
29:05Oh my god
29:07The definition of a good wedding is if no one yawns, no one snores
29:14Okay
29:16Sunday night on 10
29:25This is the finale it sure is
29:27Tonight who will wear the jungle crown? It's been a really good season
29:35One-by-one, it's Samantha. It's Nikki. They left the jungle
29:41Now three remain who we going for?
29:44I reckon Sam for me to win would mean the world Sam Friday used to play for the Broncos
29:49I'm so stoked Sammy still in it
29:51He seems like a really nice guy Sam Friday a guy I would have a beer with that
29:55That's the biggest reason why I'm here. This is being such a wild ride, you know, maybe J
30:01Maddie was quite funny. I look at him different now since the bachelor
30:04The only thing that would top it off right now be winning this for my charity to be queen of the jungle Reggie
30:10I love Reggie. She was on Big Brother. Reggie got a great backstory. She's legally blind
30:15She can't see much stuff if I can do this you can achieve anything. I reckon Reggie's gonna win guys
30:21How are you feeling? How's the heart rate right now? First of all, oh, they do ask a lot of silly questions
30:26Does it feel super empty? How you gonna feel if you win? What are you gonna do?
30:29How did it feel eating all those donkey penises and everything? Well, what do you think Robert? Try one?
30:33How about we just get to the part where they bring out the families? I love these bits
30:39This is the best part of any show on television
30:50No, so cute daughter was brave wearing white to the jungle wasn't she I thought you would have lost some weight
30:55I know I haven't
30:57She's so good. See that's why I want Reggie to win
31:05In the Kate Dalton dress in the Kate Dalton dress
31:16Imagine seeing your kids after like four weeks in the jungle
31:22He's lost it Oh God Oh Maddie
31:26That seems a little bit too much Maddie looking for it wrong on a home-and-away next you think he's trying to say I didn't
31:31want to see you
31:36Well, what we have for baby number three, you know the beds ready with the family reunions out of the way
31:41We're gonna find out who wins. No, they're going to be tortured with some gross stuff one last time before that
31:50I hate this challenge
31:53It's not hot that's good
32:01Just what you need after you've been in dirt for four weeks is to be covered in good
32:15Fish guts, that's munt elephant poo
32:23Oh
32:24You got Jackson Pollock. Oh, and it's runny. It's got diarrhea. No, that's chocolate for sure. Look at it. This is nice
32:30This is actually kind of relaxing compared to what they have to do like during the show. Yeah, this isn't too bad
32:36It is not relaxing. I actually did do away
32:40That's the least your worries in that pool at the moment, all right now we can finally find out who wins I
32:48Hope they've showered
32:51You know what they're three good people right so they all deserve to win I think Matty J is gonna win
32:56You're not gonna be Matty J. It's gonna be my boy Sammy thought the winner
33:01if I'm a celebrity get me out of here for
33:042025 is
33:07Here we go
33:21Broncos
33:23Didn't have a clue who he was before him. He's a top bloke
33:27Look at that fugly thing pop it on your head. Not sure. It's worth it for that crowd to be honest
33:35Wow
33:40Just call me Sam thought I winner of the NRL Premiership and I'm a celebrity. Oh, I'm so stoked
33:47He deserves it who's gonna clean all that confetti that is the question I'm left with
33:58That's it baby take it home
34:02Would you be good in this show would you last I reckon you'd be okay
34:06You'd be able to eat the gross stuff. I would actually quite like it. Yeah, I reckon
34:11Hey, listen, mom's trying me. I reckon it'd be easy
34:17You
34:27Do you have your own face on your own t-shirt?
34:29I am at the stage where I am making family holiday merch Rach didn't approve this. I can't assume no
34:35No, this was very much my own doing
34:39Wednesday on nine we watch the new season of
34:42Big miracles, this is a beautiful show. Hey, I'm just about the back of the IVF stuff, isn't it?
34:47That's right. It explores the emotional journey of everyday Aussies trying to start a family
34:52Is this pregnancy gonna fail as well? I really want to be a mom
34:57It's amazing that they're letting us view this such a vulnerable time for them
35:01Yeah, it's so raw one couple who've waited a long time for their miracle baby is Christy and Perry
35:08After five years of trying five years sometimes I just come in here
35:17Whoa, whoa, remember how big you were stomach wise when you had the girls I look like I had swallowed it a TV
35:24That's how one of my daughter-in-law's is at the moment. I'm gonna be a yeah. Yeah again
35:28Christy is now into her third trimester and the couple are busily preparing for their second child
35:34I'm super proud of how organized my drawers are looking. Oh, that'll last two days. Yeah, exactly
35:40You'll be like, I'm loving how color-coordinated it all is. It's all supernatural
35:44You have been trying for a baby for five years. I promise you she will never use that nursery
35:50That baby's never gonna leave her side now. It's time for the birth Houston. We've got take off
35:56She and her animal print to give birth. I'm so excited. I can't wait. I can't wait
36:00Houston we've got take off. She and her animal print to give birth go girl. That is you doll
36:06That is me. You remember that car ride? Which one the car ride where my water actually broke? Oh, yeah
36:11I've got videos of you squatting in the car park screaming outside the hospital
36:18Ideally our birth plan will be natural birth plan love this
36:22That really means like limited pain relief just like so we can just float on through the experience. Everything will go right to plan
36:30Oh
36:32Six hours, is that normal? I was in labor for each of you guys 12 hours
36:38It was never in the birth plan, but Christie's had to adapt. Oh what the birth plans not going to plan
36:44I went out if you don't get your I don't want them all thing. I want
36:50Everything and that's not the only thing not going to plan
36:53Her baby is too high in the birth canal, which is causing the baby's heart rate to rise
37:00Didn't that happen? Yeah, then they're gonna move fast. You can hold on to this
37:09Push push, come on, baby. Despite Christie's best efforts. The baby's heart rate is now dangerously high
37:17And baby's just having a little bit of trouble getting around that last curve. Okay, I'm gonna put the forceps on now
37:24They're gonna pull it out
37:30Why the baby's head has been delivered
37:33But the shoulders are stuck. This is a shoulder dystocia, and it's an obstetric emergency
37:41The baby's shoulder stuck behind the pubic bone means he can't draw breath
37:46The baby might not be receiving sufficient oxygen. Oh my god. He's suffocating. So what are they gonna do?
37:52I'm not totally just gonna put your neck just to get on your knees
37:54Okay, straighten them out. Medical staff must perform an urgent repositioning called the McRoberts maneuver. You're gonna what?
38:01Oh shit, that's when they move it inside. Oh, yeah, perfect and hold it there
38:16God come on get him out. Come look down. Are you baby?
38:25Oh
38:27Thank goodness
38:30Hello darling, hello. Is he all right? Is he all right? I don't know. Come on, bubba
38:39He's not breathing
38:42Fast and calm. Come on, baby. Come on, cry. Come on, bubba
38:50Yeah, oh my god, I can't watch that
38:54again
39:02Come on come on God, please. Come on, bubba
39:11That's the greatest noise in the world
39:14That was so stressful. Cheeky boy. Oh get him back to mom. You waited five years to make this baby
39:25Oh
39:37Do you remember when I first cuddled Malik? Yeah, you were crying. All of my eyes out
39:45This is little baby Dayton faint
39:49it was a
39:51Born at four o'clock in the morning on the night for February just like his dad. Oh
39:58So he's gonna share birthday with this child. Happy bloody birthday Perry
40:04That is such a roller coaster, but I'm glad they got their happy ending. It's such an incredible show
40:11You're not gonna feel alone watching that you're gonna know there are other people going through your journey
40:22Oh
40:30In Melbourne Anastasia is recovering from gastric sleeve surgery
40:35The doctor said to me when you're having your liquids and whatever if it doesn't fit through a straw
40:41You're not allowed to have it. Okay, and I asked how big does a straw have to be? Oh
40:48My goodness, oh
40:50Look at that. That looks beautiful. I know right on Monday night. We cast away with this SBS cooking show
40:57Oh and echoes echoes echoes echoes echoes
41:02And it's hosted by a celebrity chef Nani Barrow
41:06Nani, it's what mum will look like soon
41:10I've been to her restaurant Fed Square and it was an experience
41:14It was so good in this episode Nani is headed home to the Torres Strait
41:19Today I've arrived on an island in the Torres Strait that is steeped in history. Who's been to the Torres Strait?
41:24Yeah, I have never it's shocking how many Australian don't know about the Torres Strait
41:30What is a Torres Strait basically between the very tip top of Australia and Papua New Guinea?
41:35Oh, yeah, that's what these shores and reefs that surround this area are abundant in fresh produce
41:42We would suck at that. Imagine us trying to fish with staff ever since I had my operation like I see food everywhere
41:49And it has inspired me to create a dish close to my heart. She's taken after the Greeks and outdoor kitchen. Yeah, I
41:58Can't laugh and we're going to be making our river mint octopus today
42:04Octopus. Yeah, like the Greeks do I thought you're not supposed to eat octopus anymore because they're real smart. Well, not that one
42:11Cut them into nice bite-sized pieces. Yeah, we do that pop straight into the pan. Oh
42:17Delicious
42:18So in my mortar and pestle, I've got my coriander here because I want to add a little bit of flavor
42:23Oh bring on the chili. Is there a bigger chili a fan in Australia than me?
42:27Okay, I love chili more than you I put it on chicken and I put it on steak
42:33What is sweet chili if it ain't chili now, I'm gonna add this to my octopus don't wipe your eyes now sis
42:39I've got a bad story about chili. You wiped your nuts, didn't you? Yeah, huh?
42:42It's got a little bit of color going on on it. That's what we want
42:46Wow
42:47My mouth's watering. This would be my dream living on an island. No clothes on just eating the best food
42:55What where's no clothes on all I'm gonna do is pick some leaves in it just leaves
42:59You know, you gotta put a green in there to make it feel like you've been a bit healthy
43:02I'll put six leaves in here. I've got some white wine vinegar and I have some olive oil
43:08You gotta be in that top where it's leaking. Absolutely. It's got the wrong lid classic tail
43:14Doesn't matter where you are in Australia, you can be in the Torres Strait
43:16You'll still not be able to find the right lead for your tupperware. All we're gonna do is just finish it off. Oh
43:22Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, yeah. She's we're making some real not safe for work sounds. Oh
43:28What are you guys watching it nothing and there you go. This is our river mint octopus with desert herbs
43:35That looks so good. I love this. This makes me want to go back there. I love the show
43:39I'd love to be able to do that
43:41The closest I get to fresh food is a sweet potato in a jar to show Malik that you can propagate
43:47Sweet potato from an old sweet potato. That's not fresh
43:51We're usually a rotten sweet potato in our cupboard that stinks that has branches coming out of it
43:58Look it's got roots in it now
44:01Sarah that's a sweet potato going off. Okay? Okay time for Narnia's ceviche ceviche. So here we go
44:09We've got this beautiful pearl cheese
44:13That looks like a scallop how big is the pearl gonna be in there?
44:16So I've got the pill me homey didn't know that there was me in a pearl. Hey, doll
44:20This is like what they call numbness up there
44:22But it's very similar to ceviche thinly sliced kind of like, you know beef tartare that type of stuff. Is he talking English?
44:31Yeah, we're gonna be cooking it with the limes got my finger limes
44:34They're actually a really tiny but they pack a really good punch
44:39She said and then we're just gonna squish it straight into our dish finger limes. There's definitely some finger in there
44:44Also, why is she wearing jewelry while she's cooking? Where's the gloves on?
44:48We're gonna put a little bit of this coriander leaves in there leaves again, please slap your fingers back in there
44:53Give it a little mix and then we give it a bit of a mix after we put the coriander in
44:58Yes. Yes. Yes, we're gonna do now is plate up
45:01Oh my gosh, yum have a little taste because you always have to taste what you're cooking
45:05I've never had anything like this before and I want to try
45:08Mmm, how cool that everything in that dish. She just got from her backyard. I can't wait to share this locally inspired dish
45:20I know that it's gone down. Well one piece of pill me
45:25What
45:27A great show. I really liked that just so good to see a show that showcases Torres Strait Islander culture
45:34Right makes me want to go to the Torres Strait. I'd love to go the Torres Strait still don't know how to get there